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  1. Re:Mature industry on Is "Marketingspeak" Killing Technology? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And... Ummm... Did you get the memo about the new cover sheets? Yeah... Well... We're putting the new cover sheets on all humor resource reports... So... If you could put the new cover sheet on that, that'd be great... MmmmK? Thanks.

  2. Re:Worse? on Is "Marketingspeak" Killing Technology? · · Score: 1

    Let us not forget to "circle back and touch base so we can strategize about the synergy we're all feeling."

    Ick. Typing that just felt wrong.

  3. Re:I thought this has been known... on Beer Found to be as Healthy as Wine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I feel a Woody Allen movie citation coming on...

  4. Re:So will it be Mozilla's fault... on Critical Mozilla, Thunderbird Vulnerabilities · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, the parent is correct. If you compromise Mozilla, the hack should be able to do no more than the user account that is running Mozilla. In Windows, such a hack has the potential to have admin privileges to the machine, even if the user account running the process does not (API / kernel entanglement). Given that most Windows users run with Admin privileges by default, Mozilla users on Windows are far more likely to be successfully compromised than Mozilla users on other operating systems.

    We can probably hold Microsoft innocent of the arbitrary reads and writes from and to the clipboard.

  5. Re:Scary on New Worm Installs Sniffer · · Score: 1

    The result? Dinglish!

  6. Re:Too Far? on Independent Developers Fight Piracy & Lose · · Score: 1
    That does not give you the right to do something illegal back to him.

    What law says that this action is illegal? If a cracker uses the software in a manner for which it is not warranted, and in a manner expressly forbidden by the license, which law (I'm assuming we're talking about the U.S. legal system) holds the software author or publisher culpable?

    I'm not condoning the technique, I'm simply speculating that it is not actually illegal, even if it ought to be.

  7. Re:On behalf of non-geeks, let me be the first to. on Fedora Project Considering "Stateless Linux" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Very simple, it is stateless so it remembers nothing from command to command. Here's what it would look like to use it:

    username: smt
    password:
    smt-home> ls -al
    .
    ..
    .bash_profile
    .bash_rc

    username: smt
    password:
    smt-home> . /usr/local/bin/giant-freaking-script.sh
    job complete...

    username: smt
    ...
    I for one plan to skip this distro.
  8. Re:It's the Klingons! on Mysterious Force Affects Pioneer 10 & 11 Probes · · Score: 1

    What pacing and energy?

    Seriously, I always liked J. Michael Straczynski's (sp?) answer when asked how fast Star Furies could go: "They move at the speed of plot." Look's like the writers are learning from JMS.

    BTW: Has no one thought of "relativistic leakage." That would conveniently allow you to experience plot-constrained time dilation within a warp field.

  9. Re:Kevin Burns? Any relation to Ken Burns? on Star Wars DVD Set Previews/Reviews · · Score: 1

    According to the article: no relation, he's just an true fanatic, apparently.

  10. Re:Uh-Oh on Samsung Introduces Phone With Hard Drive · · Score: 2, Funny

    You read my mind...

    features:

    5 megapixel camera with video capability

    mp3/ogg/mpg... player

    PIM features with voice recognition

    Voice memos

    e-mail / web browsing

    TiVo functionality

    blog hosting

    wireless access point

    BitStream client/peer

    SETI client

    holographic user inteface

    2 sec. standby time

    1.7 sec. talk time

    Maybe they could put a kinetic drive in there, you know, like in those watches. I'd pay to see someone do calistenics while driving their car and talking on this sucker.

  11. Re:Religion and Schooling on The Underground History of American Education · · Score: 1

    I have to agree with the other respondents here. I'd also add the following. Many religions encourage, or even require, literacy.

    The Bible itself commends that people read and understand it:

    "This book of the law should not depart from your mouth, and you must in an undertone read in it day and night, in order that you may take care to do according to all that is written in it; for then you will make your way successful and then you will act wisely." -- Joshua 1:8

    Don't be so quick to point to religion as a cause of illiteracy.

  12. For laying down and avoiding on Slashdot Goes Political: Announcing politics.slashdot.org · · Score: 1

    This is just like that one particular vintage of Australian wine (see title). Now I can avoid flamefests by simple URL filtering.

  13. Re:My Wife often complains on Body and Brains of Gamers Probed · · Score: 1

    Corrected link Sorry I blew the joke...

  14. Re:My Wife often complains on Body and Brains of Gamers Probed · · Score: 2, Funny
    I am SUPER pissed...

    Make sure you've got a clean Frisbee handy

  15. Re:In summary: on Body and Brains of Gamers Probed · · Score: 2, Funny

    What? You lost me after "cells." Oh, look... shiny ad banner...

  16. Re:Nuclear energy works! on China Goes Nuclear · · Score: 1

    Don't the drops for that third eye get expensive, though?

  17. Re:Maybe they should have dubbed... on Verizon Crippled Bluetooth Features in Motorola V710 · · Score: 1

    Or BlueFang, for sucking those "revenue streams" from customers.

  18. Re:Damn! on Hurricane Threatens Shuttle Program · · Score: 1

    From the speech (emphasis mine):

    ...We can move beyond that through technology, and that's what I want to discuss today. Hydrogen fuel cells represent one of the most encouraging, innovative technologies of our era. And if you're interested in our environment and if you're interested in doing what's right for the American people, if you're tired of the same old endless struggles that seem to produce nothing but noise and high bills, let us promote hydrogen fuel cells as a way to advance into the 21st century. (Applause.)

    We saw cars engineered to run on hydrogen. When you walk around this curtain and you take a look at those vehicles, they are going to run on hydrogen. We saw cell phones that can run on hydrogen, lap top computers. There's going to be all kinds of applications for the use of hydrogen-powered fuel cells in our society.

    And there's a lot of advantages that I want to explain to the American people about why this initiative makes sense. First, the hydrogen can be produced from domestic sources -- initially, natural gas; eventually, biomass, ethanol, clean coal, or nuclear energy. That's important. If you can produce something yourself, it means you're less dependant upon somebody else to produce it.

    Regardless of your opinion of President Bush, you've got to give him credit for speaking seriously about an actual agenda for the so-called "hydrogen economy." Hydrogen (in fuel cells) is the transport, nuclear power (fission now, fusion later) is the source.

  19. Re:A toast! on "Scotty" Gets Walk of Fame Star · · Score: 1

    Here, here!

    Don't forget...

    the Klingon language

    the voice of Sargon

    the voice of countless other characters over the years

    ...and putting up with all of us fans.

  20. Re:Last Appearence? on "Scotty" Gets Walk of Fame Star · · Score: 1

    Sadly, it appears Dr. McCoy was right about the effects of transporters on the human body.

  21. Re:Aww come on, we can do better... on SCO's Finances, Legal Case Take Hits · · Score: 3, Funny

    [grin] That's it...

    Quoth Darl, "They've infringed on our stuff!"
    Opening lawsuits aplenty with fluff,
    SCO borrowed some money,
    From BayStar, how funny!
    Who sued SCO stating, "'Not evil enough!'"

  22. Aww come on, we can do better... on SCO's Finances, Legal Case Take Hits · · Score: 5, Funny

    There was a small company named SCO,
    Whose chief did kvetch and crow,
    "My code they have stolen,"
    "I've got proof in my colon!"
    But such proof he never would show.

  23. Re:Best companion book to Pragmatic Programmer... on Pragmatic Project Automation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Comparing Pragmatic Programmer to The Art of Computer Programming is like saying that raisins are just like prunes because they both make you go to the bathroom if you eat enough of them.

    Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love Pragmatic Programmer and would consider it a classic, but TAOCP clearly has more, ummm, fiber.

  24. Re:WORM - we've heard of it on Vote Tabulator Security Hole Exposed · · Score: 1

    I'd go with "we suck at maintaining these machines." In the Florida fiasco of 2000, two problems collided and magnified each other. The first was entirely preventable.

    In much the same way that copy machines get ornery about making double-sided documents without jamming, some of the mechanical voting machines caused the casting of a ballot to be physically difficult. This was a problem of maintenance. Replacing some parts of the machine, had these machines been examined or properly tested, would have eliminated this problem.

    The second was confusing ballot design. In this, the ballot designers and voters must share equal blame. Shame on the designers for making the ballot confusing, and shame on the voters for not studying the ballot with extreme care.

    While you're correct that recording the votes correctly and permanently would not prevent them from being miscounted, it would enable them to be subject to recounts that could be accurate. As another poster here suggested, checksums could be taken and published against the disks as they were created, adding even more of paper trail. And if the votes were stored as individual text files, each vote could be manually counted by a human. Getting the count right the first time is desirable, making an accurate and independent recount possible is absolutely critical.

  25. Re:Quantum Humor on Open-Destination Quantum Teleportation · · Score: 1

    I always liked the German bumper sticker: Heisenberg may have slept here.