looks like someone forgot their basic grammar.. even as a word, "period" oddly does not start with a vowel! You mean, "forgot a.".
THANKS FAGGOT w00t w00t w00t w00t
If you're so freaking drunk you can't tell whether it's full or not.. you really don't need another one.. This is just going to what, help drunk drivers get MORE drunk?
Well, the joke is on us. "Monitor everything" from X-10 will be back in full force, now apparently faster? April Fool's Day indeed! Out of sight, out of mind! Mention this not, Hemos!
If Apple were to actually port Mac OS X as a platform to x86-based systems, I feel they would be extremely succesful. Despite Linux's effort on the desktop scene, more people have sadly heard of Apple and Mac OS than they have of Linux; besides those amusing IBM commercials with the astronaughts who appear constipated. If Apple were to do this, they could really take alot from Microsoft (rr, and the Linux desktop user-base as well). Unfortunately, Satan will be shivering before this happens; but, oh god, I would cry with joy if this article was oh, in the middle of June.:-).
What isn't an act of terrorism in the US nowadays, anyways? Urinating in a public place: Terrorism on American soil (err.. no pun intended). Obesity: Terrorism within America's health clinics!
Please for the love of god, moderators of Slashdot.. Moderate me up out of karma hell! I'll never troll again if you just help me out of this abyss! Time to suckup: These April Fool's Day jokes were so funny, blah hah hah! I have a pain in my side from laughing all day!
People so amateurish they can't understand the concept of signed and unsigned, or are lazy and can't remember.
I rest my case. Java programmers are lazy.
While many consider the boy annoying or rude; despite his tendancy to be abducted by aliens or attacked.. or even be the target of alien sexual predators, I thought he added a spark of life to the show:-). By the way, keep up the interesting fools day, Taco(?).
The parent of my post needs to be moderated as a 'troll' or 'redundant' for the childish nature of its content. Windows XP is a stable operating system, offering more security and performance than any other Windows operating system. It's video and audio advantages are numerous, and it has truly made a move for the better.. proving Microsoft may be a more worthy competitor than I previously thought. While I will stick to Linux, thank you, I feel that sad zealots like the parent's author deserve not to be absorbed into our crowd, but shunned like the operating systems they do themselves.
Thank you.
-Anonymous module developer.
This is fucking disgusting.. I lived through the first 5 joke articles, but now it's just homo. Off to NOT read Slashdot for a while, and find a site that takes news seriously.
Fuck you Taco! rrr.. well, no.. Seems you're already busy with those sexual programming languages and what not.
I hope the moderators can forgive me, as this is off-topic.. Maybe not though. what moderator among you can not sympathize with me in calling him a fucking twit? I mean,;).
* 2002-01-17 14:52:01 Katz receives anal sex from passing motorists (articles,news) (rejected)
* 2002-01-20 21:53:57 Katz engages in sexual relations with male home de (articles,news) (rejected)
* 2002-01-20 22:19:16 Katz drops the soap.. coincidence? I think not! (articles,news) (rejected)
* 2002-01-23 11:56:16 Jon Katz has bizarre tree fetish (articles,news) (rejected)
* 2002-01-29 15:49:51 Drug lord Jon Katz shares the load! (articles,news) (rejected)
* 2002-01-30 17:31:20 Katz ass-rapes Home Depot cachier! (articles,news) (rejected)
This is unfair! I only hate Katz! One day they will accidently accept a post and the whole geek world will see "Katz a flaming homo" on the front page!
And I wholeheartedly agree you are a worthless, arrogant fuck.
Teoma is now going to be able to rip Google off! Woot!
Am I the only person who mis-read that as "Your Own Linux Submarine"? I mean, it's possible! :).
looks like someone forgot their basic grammar.. even as a word, "period" oddly does not start with a vowel! You mean, "forgot a .".
THANKS FAGGOT w00t w00t w00t w00t
If you're so freaking drunk you can't tell whether it's full or not.. you really don't need another one.. This is just going to what, help drunk drivers get MORE drunk?
Amen my brother
Well, the joke is on us. "Monitor everything" from X-10 will be back in full force, now apparently faster? April Fool's Day indeed! Out of sight, out of mind! Mention this not, Hemos!
If Apple were to actually port Mac OS X as a platform to x86-based systems, I feel they would be extremely succesful. Despite Linux's effort on the desktop scene, more people have sadly heard of Apple and Mac OS than they have of Linux; besides those amusing IBM commercials with the astronaughts who appear constipated. If Apple were to do this, they could really take alot from Microsoft (rr, and the Linux desktop user-base as well). Unfortunately, Satan will be shivering before this happens; but, oh god, I would cry with joy if this article was oh, in the middle of June. :-).
What isn't an act of terrorism in the US nowadays, anyways? Urinating in a public place: Terrorism on American soil (err.. no pun intended). Obesity: Terrorism within America's health clinics!
Please for the love of god, moderators of Slashdot.. Moderate me up out of karma hell! I'll never troll again if you just help me out of this abyss! Time to suckup: These April Fool's Day jokes were so funny, blah hah hah! I have a pain in my side from laughing all day!
strap-ons and cucumbers come to mind
I didn't know that! Thanks for the hint ;-)
People so amateurish they can't understand the concept of signed and unsigned, or are lazy and can't remember. I rest my case. Java programmers are lazy.
While many consider the boy annoying or rude; despite his tendancy to be abducted by aliens or attacked.. or even be the target of alien sexual predators, I thought he added a spark of life to the show :-). By the way, keep up the interesting fools day, Taco(?).
lol sorry
The parent of my post needs to be moderated as a 'troll' or 'redundant' for the childish nature of its content. Windows XP is a stable operating system, offering more security and performance than any other Windows operating system. It's video and audio advantages are numerous, and it has truly made a move for the better.. proving Microsoft may be a more worthy competitor than I previously thought. While I will stick to Linux, thank you, I feel that sad zealots like the parent's author deserve not to be absorbed into our crowd, but shunned like the operating systems they do themselves. Thank you. -Anonymous module developer.
This is fucking disgusting.. I lived through the first 5 joke articles, but now it's just homo. Off to NOT read Slashdot for a while, and find a site that takes news seriously. Fuck you Taco! rrr.. well, no.. Seems you're already busy with those sexual programming languages and what not.
wtf? fag?
If only VB wasn't a lame language used by naive children only.. sigh..
I've heard with two NICs you can get full-duplex connections? Err, sorry, nevermind ;-).
Oh come on! Your name is h4x0r-3l337! Isn't it ironic you have a posting named "lame"?
I thought this was another article about the spam coming out of China! ;).
Urinating in public places: Terrorism within the United States borders.
I hope the moderators can forgive me, as this is off-topic.. Maybe not though. what moderator among you can not sympathize with me in calling him a fucking twit? I mean, ;).
* 2002-01-17 14:52:01 Katz receives anal sex from passing motorists (articles,news) (rejected) * 2002-01-20 21:53:57 Katz engages in sexual relations with male home de (articles,news) (rejected) * 2002-01-20 22:19:16 Katz drops the soap.. coincidence? I think not! (articles,news) (rejected) * 2002-01-23 11:56:16 Jon Katz has bizarre tree fetish (articles,news) (rejected) * 2002-01-29 15:49:51 Drug lord Jon Katz shares the load! (articles,news) (rejected) * 2002-01-30 17:31:20 Katz ass-rapes Home Depot cachier! (articles,news) (rejected) This is unfair! I only hate Katz! One day they will accidently accept a post and the whole geek world will see "Katz a flaming homo" on the front page!