Maybe if they switched to a real web server on a real operating system (IIS on Windows 2000), they would be able to serve more than 3 requests at a time.
Verse 1 Big fat fuck from North Carolina state, he's a worthless piece of shit, he's a paragon of hate, he's a redneck, fuck-face, brain-dead waste of space, two-bit, two-timing, motherfucking pool of slime. Against gay rights, and funding for the arts, tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart. cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich, he's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar bitch.
Chorus Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die?
Verse 2 Fundamentalist, fuckwad, dickless prick, he's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick. He's a sack of shit, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot, punk bitch, ignorant, ass-munch sycophant. Life long friend of the deadly cancer sticks, thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts. Racist fuck who supports segregation, foe of the people friend of the corporation.
Chorus
Breakdown Uh. Damn. Get up, get up!
Guitar Solo
Chorus
Trash Talk Yo Jesse, you dumb-ass, racist, cracker motherfucker! Why the fuck won't you just hurry up and die? And take that punk-bitch Strom Thurmond with you!
Myth: Linux is ready for the desktop. Fact: Linux is not, and never will be, ready for the desktop. If you use
Linux as your desktop choice, you are an anti-social nerd who will never get
laid.
Myth: Open-source is a viable business strategy. Fact:No
it isn't.
Myth: Slashdot is a nice place to go for intelligent conversation
about technology and political issues. Fact: Slashdot is full of 14 year-old fanboys who toe the party line for
the "approval" of people they will never meet and fascist Janitors who resort to
low minded trickery and censorship to further their narrow world-view and
agenda. If you want to read posts that are Insightful and Funny, read at -1.
Myth: Information wants to be free. Fact: Musicians want to be paid.
Myth: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows your
uber-intelligence and good taste. Fact: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows you are a
stuck-up fuckwit with no friends.
Myth: The government is taking away our rights. WAAAAH!! Fact: While you're busy complaining and stuffing your fat face with pork
rinds and cheese puffs, the government is busy keeping you, and the American way
of life, safe from harm.
Myth: Libertarianism is a good solution to our problems. Fact: Libertarianism would result in a worse country than the USSR, with
political and economic instability, horrific human rights violations, and
exploitation of workers of a scale not seen since slavery was outlawed.
Myth: Microsoft is an evil monopoly bent on world domination. Fact: Microsoft is a software company based in Redmond, WA, that produces
fine software and believes that programmers should get paid for their
work.
Both the myth and fact have elements of truth. And please continue to piss off the 14-year-olds. After all, they're the decision-makers and software customers of the future, and a healthy ingrained dislike for Microsoft toadies inculcated at an early age can only be good.
You Open-Sauce Zealots are really something, you know that? Here you are talking about brainwashing innocent children into thinking bad things about a software company, but when Microsoft tries to give software to schools you rant and scream like it's the end of the world.
Myth: Linux is ready for the desktop. Fact: Linux is not, and never will be, ready for the desktop. If you use
Linux as your desktop choice, you are an anti-social nerd who will never get
laid.
Myth: Open-source is a viable business strategy. Fact:No
it isn't.
Myth: Slashdot is a nice place to go for intelligent conversation
about technology and political issues. Fact: Slashdot is full of 14 year-old fanboys who toe the party line for
the "approval" of people they will never meet and fascist Janitors who resort to
low minded trickery and censorship to further their narrow world-view and
agenda. If you want to read posts that are Insightful and Funny, read at -1.
Myth: Information wants to be free. Fact: Musicians want to be paid.
Myth: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows your
uber-intelligence and good taste. Fact: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows you are a
stuck-up fuckwit with no friends.
Myth: The government is taking away our rights. WAAAAH!! Fact: While you're busy complaining and stuffing your fat face with pork
rinds and cheese puffs, the government is busy keeping you, and the American way
of life, safe from harm.
Myth: Libertarianism is a good solution to our problems. Fact: Libertarianism would result in a worse country than the USSR, with
political and economic instability, horrific human rights violations, and
exploitation of workers of a scale not seen since slavery was outlawed.
Myth: Microsoft is an evil monopoly bent on world domination. Fact: Microsoft is a software company based in Redmond, WA, that produces
fine software and believes that programmers should get paid for their
work.
Slashdot Mirror
That's funny, I would be more inclined to call it an "open source bowel movement."
what the fuss is all about.
I don't like you. That is all.
Linux is released under the GPL, it is not free. FreeBSD is truly free, although it is dying. Get with the program.
...finally rids the world of that piece of shit. Oh wait, that hasn't happened yet. Oh well, I can wait a few more years.
Sorry, Java is as good as dead in a few years. .NET is just that good.
Good Day.
Maybe if they switched to a real web server on a real operating system (IIS on Windows 2000), they would be able to serve more than 3 requests at a time.
Playa Hata!
IAgreeWithThisPost.
To Bill Brasky!!! That son of a bitch.
No one fucking CARES!!
France shall lead the way in the NEW CENTURY!!!
I like the cut of your gib, you're hired.
Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die?
Verse 1
Big fat fuck from North Carolina state,
he's a worthless piece of shit, he's a paragon of hate,
he's a redneck, fuck-face, brain-dead waste of space,
two-bit, two-timing, motherfucking pool of slime.
Against gay rights, and funding for the arts,
tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart.
cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich,
he's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar bitch.
Chorus
Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die?
Verse 2
Fundamentalist, fuckwad, dickless prick,
he's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick.
He's a sack of shit, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot,
punk bitch, ignorant, ass-munch sycophant.
Life long friend of the deadly cancer sticks,
thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts.
Racist fuck who supports segregation,
foe of the people friend of the corporation.
Chorus
Breakdown
Uh.
Damn.
Get up, get up!
Guitar Solo
Chorus
Trash Talk
Yo Jesse, you dumb-ass, racist, cracker motherfucker!
Why the fuck won't you just hurry up and die?
And take that punk-bitch Strom Thurmond with you!
http://www.mchawking.com/
Good Day.
pasta primavera! i love the olive garden!
kool-aid man is in da house!
Sorry AC, while you were busy whacking off to nude pictures of Andy Rooney, I got FP. SUCK IT!
Chugga chugga choo choo!
zippity doo da!
Fact: Linux is not, and never will be, ready for the desktop. If you use Linux as your desktop choice, you are an anti-social nerd who will never get laid.
Myth: Open-source is a viable business strategy.
Fact: No it isn't.
Myth: Slashdot is a nice place to go for intelligent conversation about technology and political issues.
Fact: Slashdot is full of 14 year-old fanboys who toe the party line for the "approval" of people they will never meet and fascist Janitors who resort to low minded trickery and censorship to further their narrow world-view and agenda. If you want to read posts that are Insightful and Funny, read at -1.
Myth: Information wants to be free.
Fact: Musicians want to be paid.
Myth: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows your uber-intelligence and good taste.
Fact: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows you are a stuck-up fuckwit with no friends.
Myth: The government is taking away our rights. WAAAAH!!
Fact: While you're busy complaining and stuffing your fat face with pork rinds and cheese puffs, the government is busy keeping you, and the American way of life, safe from harm.
Myth: Libertarianism is a good solution to our problems.
Fact: Libertarianism would result in a worse country than the USSR, with political and economic instability, horrific human rights violations, and exploitation of workers of a scale not seen since slavery was outlawed.
Myth: Microsoft is an evil monopoly bent on world domination.
Fact: Microsoft is a software company based in Redmond, WA, that produces fine software and believes that programmers should get paid for their work.
Have I missed any?
Good Day.
Just please, grow up already.
Thank you.
Fact: Linux is not, and never will be, ready for the desktop. If you use Linux as your desktop choice, you are an anti-social nerd who will never get laid.
Myth: Open-source is a viable business strategy.
Fact: No it isn't.
Myth: Slashdot is a nice place to go for intelligent conversation about technology and political issues.
Fact: Slashdot is full of 14 year-old fanboys who toe the party line for the "approval" of people they will never meet and fascist Janitors who resort to low minded trickery and censorship to further their narrow world-view and agenda. If you want to read posts that are Insightful and Funny, read at -1.
Myth: Information wants to be free.
Fact: Musicians want to be paid.
Myth: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows your uber-intelligence and good taste.
Fact: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows you are a stuck-up fuckwit with no friends.
Myth: The government is taking away our rights. WAAAAH!!
Fact: While you're busy complaining and stuffing your fat face with pork rinds and cheese puffs, the government is busy keeping you, and the American way of life, safe from harm.
Myth: Libertarianism is a good solution to our problems.
Fact: Libertarianism would result in a worse country than the USSR, with political and economic instability, horrific human rights violations, and exploitation of workers of a scale not seen since slavery was outlawed.
Myth: Microsoft is an evil monopoly bent on world domination.
Fact: Microsoft is a software company based in Redmond, WA, that produces fine software and believes that programmers should get paid for their work.
Have I missed any?