Need some extra cash? Well, keep reading! Want to do your part for the War on Terrorism? We can help!
Just ask random people who they voted for, if they say, "Bush & Cheney! All the Way!", PUNCH THEM IN THE FUCKING THROAT!
But how does this help, you ask?
Well, it doesn't. Dumbfucks are still going to somehow manage to vote Republican, but at least you won't have to listen to their shitty, logicless arguments about how Bush is doing wonders for freedom, when he's really raping the American people!
"But you promised extra cash!" Sure!
When the fucking waste of skin Bush Voter is on the ground gasping for air, kick them in the face. Again. Then take their Big Business fattened wallet!
"Doesn't this violate their rights? Beating the piss out of Bush Voters?" Sure!
When aforementioned Bush Voter regains their feet and whistles, "Thissss isss terror...ism...", Punch them in the throat again! You're just striking out against random people! Just like Bush does when he arbitrarily declares war on the 'terrorists of the week'!
Don't forget to turn them in as terrorists! After you've punched them in the throat again. (Don't hold back! Follow through is important to get the job done! Just ask Bush! If you feel more punches to the throat are nessasary, go-to-fucking-town!)
With your help, we can have a Republican-free=(terrorist-free) world!
They can stop by the Marriot on the way to secret trials/interregations, pick up some suspected terroists/any citizen AND have a fine continental breakfast!
Stripping Americans of their civil rights never tasted soooooo good!
10 Print "Windows Luser! You will Pay for Your Insolence!"
20 Print "Bill Gates laughs as he rolls about with his concubines!"
30 Print "Prepare for judgement!"
40 Input "Press any key";A$
50 If A$="AnyKey" Then fucksomeshitup;
60 W00t: Poke InChest;
70 Run "BSOD.exe -Playfile BritneySpears,HitMeOneMoreTime"
80 Print "This is what it sounds like when doves cry! Bwahaha!"
90 Goto 10
You should be able to find this on SourceForge too.
It's a "running gag". Here's how it works:
You say something funny once and get a laugh.
You say it again, because hey...it worked once.
You say it again, thinking "third time's the charm...."
Actually, it stopped being funny halfway through the second time you said it.
You say it a fourth time, and it annoys people.
Someone else says it, sort of making fun of you for saying it so much.
After a while it starts being funny again.
After a VERY LONG while, it stops being funny for a while. People slowly stop saying it because the phrase has gone from "funny" to "played".
Slowly, oh so slowly, it starts being funnny again in a nostalgic sorta way...
Example: If a seller has less than 35 SELLING feedback, you set eBay to filter his auctions out. If a buyer has less than 23 BUYER feedbacks, same deal.
Granted, this has nothing to do with escrow (Which I will never use), but certainly could allow you to tailor eBay to your personal comfort level.
Or, If you have a big ticket item to sell and don't have a huge amount of auctions under your belt, contact a seller who has 1000+ positive feedback and sell the item through them. They get a cut, you get your dough, the buyer feels safer bidding higher. Everybody wins! What a Coun-try! I'll be doing that with my Moog 1p soon.
There has never been a Salvation Army that has *not* had a box of PIRATED cassettes, CDs, software, and videos.
I say Hillary should go on down to the Salvation Army and get into a fight with a drunk about whether or not he can buy those "New Kids on The Block" and "Menudo" cassettes.
Maybe they'll take her in the back room and beat her head with a 40 Oz. 'till the white meat shows.
Hard game - Still haven't finished it. It makes you learn Binary and Octal!! (For a musician who's only messed with Basic, that's pretty rough.) I got through that part and was hollering...w000t!
"I'm sorry sir, I can't check you out. You'll have to go to Ace Hardware."
"Why! I'M PAYING CASH!"
"My Supervisor told me that a "Crib Kitties" in the Maker? No, Servicer! Yea. He said that Norton would fix it and that he would give us a "lice update" when he was done. I think."
"Here, catch this hammer. Oops. Missed. Sorry.."
This could be a good use for P2P apps, to update drivers and make sure the lastest and bestest is on all machines....
"Wow. Your car sure is quiet! What kind of muffler do you have on there? I don't hear anything at all!"
"I don't have a muffler. I just upgraded, and I couldn't get the sound to compile."
Don't let friends drive a Bad Ms Win CE!
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Indeed, my post was aimed at those who had a 'normal' childhood, and the/.ers who have actually *moved out* of their parent's basement.;)
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How can you *not* look back at your childhood and miss the innocence, and the feeling that your parents could save you from any evil? Sure, in the 70's we had the Soviet 'Menace', but it didn't seem so close to home as the twin towers.
It would be great to be forward looking and excited about what techonology can do for the world, but all I see is petty warmongers, and a fear driven society too scared to make intellegent choices, using technology to distance people from each other, be it bombs, or toys that preclude any use of the imagination.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of hopeful people! When fear(of terrorists, government, future) is no longer dominating people, perhaps we can get something done.
Can't say that I take all this at face value, but for the most part, tin-foil hats are not required at this site. If nothing else, the Bush/Skull and Bones connection is an interesting read.
TIA won't save us. If everyone had access to it, maybe. There will always be someone who can buy/legislate their way out.
"All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others." - Animal Farm (required reading for our present administration)
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He may say his words were poorry chosen, or was misunderstood, but I don't berieve it for a second.
Peopre who raud Trent Rott are obviousry and crearry contributing to a regacy of hatred. We shourd expect better behavior from our readers!
Does American Airlines fly to Nazi Germany?
"...some real terrorists?" Why go overseas when they're all right here, ruling the U.S. with fear? The sad thing is that the US elected them.
"If you don't like it, screw you." Sounds like the Bush Admin. You work there?
Just ask random people who they voted for, if they say, "Bush & Cheney! All the Way!", PUNCH THEM IN THE FUCKING THROAT!
But how does this help, you ask?
Well, it doesn't. Dumbfucks are still going to somehow manage to vote Republican, but at least you won't have to listen to their shitty, logicless arguments about how Bush is doing wonders for freedom, when he's really raping the American people!
"But you promised extra cash!" Sure!
When the fucking waste of skin Bush Voter is on the ground gasping for air, kick them in the face. Again. Then take their Big Business fattened wallet!
"Doesn't this violate their rights? Beating the piss out of Bush Voters?" Sure!
When aforementioned Bush Voter regains their feet and whistles, "Thissss isss terror...ism...", Punch them in the throat again! You're just striking out against random people! Just like Bush does when he arbitrarily declares war on the 'terrorists of the week'!
Don't forget to turn them in as terrorists! After you've punched them in the throat again. (Don't hold back! Follow through is important to get the job done! Just ask Bush! If you feel more punches to the throat are nessasary, go-to-fucking-town!)
With your help, we can have a Republican-free=(terrorist-free) world!
They can stop by the Marriot on the way to secret trials/interregations, pick up some suspected terroists/any citizen AND have a fine continental breakfast!
Stripping Americans of their civil rights never tasted soooooo good!
Just use those computers. Duh.
Fine! I call. I've got IDSPISPOPD *and* IDKFA!
IDKFA hahahahahaha!
You know, just a couple at first, then as realization dawns, a flurry of hammers upon the mouse!
No! You infernal machine!*click* *Click*
You *CLICK* WILL *CLICK CLICK* PAAAAAAAYYYY!
*CLICK CLICK* CLICK *CLICK CLICK CLICK* AHHHHHHHH!
I'd like to thank Microsoft for giving me the idea...grr
20 Print "Bill Gates laughs as he rolls about with his concubines!"
30 Print "Prepare for judgement!"
40 Input "Press any key";A$
50 If A$="AnyKey" Then fucksomeshitup;
60 W00t: Poke InChest;
70 Run "BSOD.exe -Playfile BritneySpears,HitMeOneMoreTime"
80 Print "This is what it sounds like when doves cry! Bwahaha!"
90 Goto 10
You should be able to find this on SourceForge too.
Soon to be a chip implanted in your hand.
Don't forget the barcode on the forehead!
I'd much rather computers go wearable than implantable...
You say something funny once and get a laugh.
You say it again, because hey...it worked once.
You say it again, thinking "third time's the charm...."
Actually, it stopped being funny halfway through the second time you said it.
You say it a fourth time, and it annoys people.
Someone else says it, sort of making fun of you for saying it so much.
After a while it starts being funny again.
After a VERY LONG while, it stops being funny for a while. People slowly stop saying it because the phrase has gone from "funny" to "played".
Slowly, oh so slowly, it starts being funnny again in a nostalgic sorta way...
At least, that's how it worked in soviet russia.
How many times is this?
Example: If a seller has less than 35 SELLING feedback, you set eBay to filter his auctions out. If a buyer has less than 23 BUYER feedbacks, same deal.
Granted, this has nothing to do with escrow (Which I will never use), but certainly could allow you to tailor eBay to your personal comfort level.
Or, If you have a big ticket item to sell and don't have a huge amount of auctions under your belt, contact a seller who has 1000+ positive feedback and sell the item through them. They get a cut, you get your dough, the buyer feels safer bidding higher. Everybody wins! What a Coun-try! I'll be doing that with my Moog 1p soon.
Hi Hillary! Hi! The drunks are going to take you in the back room and beat your head with a 40 Oz. 'till the white meat shows! Hi!!
$170 isn't too much to pay for peace-of-mind.
I say Hillary should go on down to the Salvation Army and get into a fight with a drunk about whether or not he can buy those "New Kids on The Block" and "Menudo" cassettes.
Maybe they'll take her in the back room and beat her head with a 40 Oz. 'till the white meat shows.
Sigh...dare to dream...
Got the save games around somewhere...
"Why! I'M PAYING CASH!"
"My Supervisor told me that a "Crib Kitties" in the Maker? No, Servicer! Yea. He said that Norton would fix it and that he would give us a "lice update" when he was done. I think."
"Here, catch this hammer. Oops. Missed. Sorry.."
This could be a good use for P2P apps, to update drivers and make sure the lastest and bestest is on all machines....
"I don't have a muffler. I just upgraded, and I couldn't get the sound to compile."
Don't let friends drive a Bad Ms Win CE!
Indeed, my post was aimed at those who had a 'normal' childhood, and the /.ers who have actually *moved out* of their parent's basement. ;)
It would be great to be forward looking and excited about what techonology can do for the world, but all I see is petty warmongers, and a fear driven society too scared to make intellegent choices, using technology to distance people from each other, be it bombs, or toys that preclude any use of the imagination.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of hopeful people! When fear(of terrorists, government, future) is no longer dominating people, perhaps we can get something done.
But maybe that's the point.
So I can play it 24/7 until March and pretend its still on the SciFi channel.
Hm.
Can't say that I take all this at face value, but for the most part, tin-foil hats are not required at this site. If nothing else, the Bush/Skull and Bones connection is an interesting read.
TIA won't save us. If everyone had access to it, maybe. There will always be someone who can buy/legislate their way out.
"All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others." - Animal Farm (required reading for our present administration)
Ok. Maybe not always