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  1. Linux? OpenBeOS! on Mandrake Hits Wal-Mart(.com) · · Score: 2
    Beos would have been the perfect! OS for this use! Super fast, stable, EASY TO INSTALL, easy to CONFIGURE. Linux is not ready for a first time PC buyer. I repeat. Linux is not ready for a first time PC buyer!

    Many strides have been made in ease of installation and configuration, (Lindows) and software, (Open Office) BUT it is still far too easy to shut a new user down. Throw them into the terminal, misconfigure networking, try and install some software, you will lose a open source user. Beos was easy to use, and made it easy to install new software!

    OpenBeos will be what Linux should be on the desktop.

    You can Mod this -50, and I'll still be posting at 1. :P

  2. Re:The Amazing Walking Bilboard on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: 2

    You would of course have the added handicap of playing Super Monkey Ball deathmatch....Upside-Down!

  3. Re:Nice target on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until someone beats up the kid, takes the game, throws it through the window of the store, sets the store and a marching band on fire, carjacks a car, runs drugs for a mob kingpin, researches the Republic to get Conscription, raises an army and invades Nebraska and the Temple of Nod? I'd say 15 min.

  4. What game is this? on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: 2
    "Look At My Boobies"?

    Looks like fun.

  5. Re:television for the blind? on Quake For the Blind · · Score: 1, Troll
    Pretty funny coming from someone who is spelling 'imared'. I hope you get a dictionary for graduation.

    P.S. No "handy-'capaple'" political correctness used in this post. :p

  6. Sounds like fun (no pun intended?) on Quake For the Blind · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wouldn't mind having a go at this version of Quake. It would be good practice for when I go blind from masturbating constantly.

  7. Please continue using potato chips... on Chicken-Feather Chips · · Score: 2

    These Chicken-Feather chips are just a fad.

  8. Re:Come One, Come All! on LotR Two Towers Trailer Online · · Score: 2

    Hey, you misspelled Jim Carrey's name. ;P

  9. Great News! on Copyright Battle Over Nothing · · Score: 2

    Clear Channel has picked up both tunes and have put them on Maximum Rotation! Expect to hear these soon on your local affilliate!

  10. Finally! on LotR Two Towers Trailer Online · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    A Dr. Seuss movie without Jim Carrey!

  11. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · · Score: 2
    You are both wrong. The govenment is suing the rock for one reason. Lottery winnings. In 1986, the rock won the Illinois State Lottery; a total of 127 million dollars. As this rock was, and is an inanimate object, it paid no taxes on this money.

    The rock escaped the reach of the FBI by chartering a flight to Honduras, where it befriended a high-ranking government official. The rock, now with inside help, rose quickly to the top eschelon of Honduras' government. Behind the scenes, it used the dictator of the period to further its own less than honorable schemes.

    The rock was eventually discovered and removed from power by an old friend, the government officiant the rock met on arrival.

    The rock, fearing for its safety, left Honduras with the help of an American buisnessman. The American brought the rock and hid it in the safety of his local bank. The government, alerted to the rock's presence, sent agents to recover the rock at all costs.

    The rock now resides in a Federal prison as a 'guest' of our country awaiting charges and trial.

    Please get the whole story before you post.

  12. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · · Score: 2
    I'm sorry. I have to disagree with you. The reason behind the high prices moon rocks fetch on the open market, the nefarious way NASA is chasing after them, and the 'strange' defendant in the lawsuit is clear. The moon rock is sentient. NASA discovered this after years of experimentation with raido waves and Tesla coils. The rocks talk.

    Somehow, the rocks are able to communicate with each other and the Mother Moon (Luna) herself. This gives the moon rocks amazing powers of observation, wisdom, and intellegence born of eons of space travel.

    This fact is now known to several in NASA and the White House. It has been hidden for one reason. The rocks can predict the future.

    September 11th was predicted by the moon rocks. So was the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the recent war in the Middle East.

    The US government must protect this knowlege at all costs. He who knows the secret of the method of speaking to Luna, could rule the world with her help. That is all I can say.

  13. Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · · Score: 2

    That's why NASA wants the rock back. No one can prove it, if they don't have a piece of it! Must cover the tracks of the faked moon landing. All the samples given out were just earthly dirt, with some iron thrown in for good measure. When pushed on this issue in the future, (after the truth of the bogus samples is known) NASA will claim that 'Moon' rock is far too valuable to have given out willy-nilly to governments around the world. The 'moon' rock is fake, the landing is fake, and the lawsuit is to cover it all up.

  14. Re:So who actually read the technical write up: on Microsoft Discloses Security Flaws in XP and WMPlayer · · Score: 2

    I think it was supposed to read "Re:So who actually read the technical rite up...front"

  15. You mean... on 2600 Magazine Defeats Ford · · Score: 2, Funny

    This isn't the "Jilted lovers of Gerarld, Lita, and Mary Ford" support group?

  16. Re:We have a simple policy at work on Cracking Down on MP3s at the Office · · Score: 2, Redundant
    Fire the lesbians? No!! Encourage them to dance for me!

    Dance For Me, My Naughty Lesbians! I have your oils and feathers over here, on this ottoman....

  17. Re:How about parents of small children? on Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking · · Score: 2

    Geez. What the hell did people do before cell phones? That's right. They enjoyed their lives just the same. If Billy's mom can't part with her phone for an hour and a half, she shouldn't be going to the movies in the first place.

  18. Re:Why is this agent smiling? on FBI Raids Homes and Seizes Bandwidth Pirates' PCs · · Score: 3, Funny
    He's smiling because the dept. is finally going to have that Unreal LAN Tournament.

    D04Nu75 00\/\/z y()()!

  19. Re:Huh? on FBI Raids Homes and Seizes Bandwidth Pirates' PCs · · Score: 1, Troll

    If the detective said that, he should probably go back to school and find that LAWS are what he is to enforce. Not crimes. If he wants to enforce crimes, go work for the White House.

  20. Re:Mass Media Control on Legalizing Attacks on P2P Networks · · Score: 2

    It's funny because I could post the same thing again and again. And again and about 5 others that are unfindable with google or /.s search. >:(

  21. Re:Security through Obscurity on Mitnick Testifies on Telco's Security · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    I wXuld have replied tX this earlier, but I use a mirrXr and stylus tX enter pXsts Xn my Atari 800XL. (Translated from Ancient Mayan)

    Please wait until August XX, 2XXX tX read the Elvish Runes I have embedded here.

  22. Re:What's the deal with the Ethics? on Slashback: OpenSSH, Bio, Timeliness · · Score: 2
    I'm afraid I have to cut in here.

    Really, you should always find no proof of no proof of proof of proof of poop of no proof before posting about lack of it (the lack of no proof). You can find my proof of this argument at my website here.

  23. I declare Sue-War on Baby Bells! on Baby Bells Open to Antitrust Lawsuits · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right now! I got the RIAA's, Microsoft's and O.J.'s lawyers. Should be interesting.

  24. Re:Forget small robots on wheels? Don't think so. on Robocup 2002 Now Underway · · Score: 2

    Hmm. Apply the tactics learned by the wheeled robots to the legged robots. Let the legged ones 'concentrate' on walking/running and other movements. Then upload how to play later. Just like in the Matrix! Interesting. Could save $$$ and faster results too...

  25. First Robot Soccer Hooligan! on Robocup 2002 Now Underway · · Score: 2

    I nominate yesterday's robot! A stadium full of these and I think I'll stay home and watch the game on Pay-per-View.