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Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking

nigelc writes: "This BBC story reports on Japanese work to come up with a low-tech solution to cell phones in cinemas! Hey, if it can stop the person next to me from going 'Hey, dude, guess where I am?,' I'm all in favor of it."

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  1. conspiracy by DigiBoi · · Score: 1

    i wonder if it can stop the government from sending radiowaves into my brain, too? maybe then i can stop wearing this aluminum helmet!

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    1. Re:conspiracy by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Aluminum won't block enough signal. You need tin, or lead, and lead has it's own set of problems, such as being really heavy. It works for V-chip, and will work for your brain!

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    2. Re:conspiracy by SteakandcheeseUm · · Score: 1

      And you can learn how to make your very own at http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

    3. Re:conspiracy by Skevin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aluminum won't block enough signal.

      Personally, I find Aluminum more than adequate for stopping annoying cell phones, if you apply a little ingenuity. Here's how:

      You should start with a long aluminum rod, preferably 20 grain, weighing in between 7-15 pounds. I recommend a piece between 37 and 45 inches long and 2-3 inches in diameter.

      Shopping tip: while you can obtain such a bar from any conventional hardware store, one of my faithful readers, T. Harding, maintains you may purchase such economy hardware at a Big 5 or Play It Again Sports. For our purposes, she recommends the following brand names: Easton, Demarini, or Louisville Slugger.

      Bring this item with you the next time you go to a movie. When one of your fellow theater patrons' cell phone rings and he acquires the unmitigated audacity to answer it, do as follows:

      1. Move in front of him with your aluminum rod.

      2. Stand very close to him.

      3. Quietly wave your toy over his phone.

      Voila! His phone call will die out without warning! It happens so suddenly, neither party has a chance to even say goodbye! It works nine times out of ten*.

      * One time out of ten, you require a liberal, repeated application of your aluminum against that subject's patella, in a downwards motion towards the bottom of the femur. Once the device is on the ground, firm (and direct) impact from your aluminum will terminate its functionality.

      Solomon

      "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!"

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  2. Sounds great for the movies... by ChanxOT5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But what if someone can't call 911 because of the blocker?

    I would fear installing these things because of liabilities. What's annoyance compared to the safety value of being able to use a phone anywhere.

    1. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most theatres have pay phones. 911 is free.

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    2. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many theaters lack phone systems? None? Well, what's the problem with using theirs? I wouldn't mind someone jumping up and shouting "HEY SOMEONE'S DYING HERE, CALL 911!" to the employees in the middle of a movie if it meant no idiots talking, answering calls, or playing games on backlit screens during the movie.

    3. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's annoyance compared to the safety value of being able to use a phone anywhere

      Everything. Interfering with my enjoyment of the movie I paid for = stealing money from me = stealing part of my life from me (that money represents time that I'll never get back).

      Just how much faster do you think the paramedics will arrive if you can call from inside the theater rather than having to go into the lobby? 30 seconds? Does that very rare 30 second savings counterbalance the thousands or millions of hours of life stolen from others by inconsiderate cell phone users? I don't think so.

      The world will NOT end if you're not able to make a call 7/24. Leave the damned phone at home. You do NOT need to talk to your idiot buddies on the bus, on the train, in line at the bank, or (god forbid) while driving a car. You're just not that important.

      Back when cell phones were expensive enough to be a status symbol, having one made you look like a rich asshole. Now they just make you look like an asshole.

    4. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      Just how much faster do you think the paramedics will arrive if you can call from inside the theater rather than having to go into the lobby? 30 seconds? Does that very rare 30 second savings counterbalance the thousands or millions of hours of life stolen from others by inconsiderate cell phone users? I don't think so.


      It does balance out if you're a paramedic or a doctor who has gone to a movie, knowing that they can be paged because they're on call, but that they don't have to worry about not being reachable.

      Simon

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    5. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd have to prove that someone had put in the blocking material specifically to dampen phone transmissions. Otherwise, people lose signal in buildings all the time - how would you be able to tell if someone was purposefully blocking signal in the building materials, as opposed to blocking signal unpurposefully?

    6. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Not only that but most theaters will get the manager to call 911. They are not that callous [I know I work for AMC... :-(]

      tom

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    7. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by mindstrm · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      There is no law requiring me to make sure your phone works in my establishment.

      In fact, I can most likely put shielding in to make it specifically NOT work. As long as I am not *TRANSMITTING* anything, (active jamming), I'm not breaking any communiation laws.

      And just because you have your little cellular phone doens't mean you have a god given right to use it.

    8. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're an on-call paramedic or doctor, DO SOMETHING ELSE FOR ENTERTAINMENT BESIDES GO TO THE MOVIES.

      Thank you, please drive through.

    9. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they take a job where they have to be on call all the time, that's their problem, not mine.

      Doctors make enough to build themselves a sweet home theater system, for the most part.

    10. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      "There is no law requiring me to make sure your phone works in my establishment."

      Perhaps not, but the problem with the movie theater example is that it gives the phone companies the ability to extort money out of people. "Well, we'll just raise the price of pay phones to $1.50." Before you tell me that won't happen, look at the cost of a Snicker's next time you see a movie.

      They are intentionally blocking the signal, they are (in essence) jamming it. I don't like it when people talk in the theater, but I'd rather throw popcorn at them then not be able to recieve an important call.

      If I *ever* leave a theater, check my voicemail, and find out my gf was in a car accident and had been in the hospital for an hour, you can bet I'd sue instantly.

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    11. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by King+of+the+World · · Score: 1
      = stealing part of my life from me
      Oh you'd only waste it anyway -- Hans Moleman.
    12. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by mark-t · · Score: 2

      Actually, what I would expect doctors or paramedics to do if they are on call is to set their phone to forward calls to the theatre. If it's a genuine emergency, I doubt the theatre would have a problem paging them. Considering this is likely the exception and not the norm, I don't think it'd be a problem. And I can't imagine a doctor with a cell phone not being able to have access to a cell phone plan with such capabilities.

    13. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Just *exactly* WTF would you sue for? I didn't know that the Constitution/Bill of Rights guarantees you the right to receive calls on your cellphone.

      Jackass.

    14. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would lose your lawsuit...

    15. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So doctors on call can't go to movies. Dear god, what a tragedy. We can't have that.

      But wait, it gets worse: did you know that cellphones don't work in caves? What if a doctor wants to go caving while on call?

      This may come as a shock to you, but doctors on call already have a lot of restrictions on them. They can't go drinking or skydiving or a whole lot of other things. And now, sweet mercy, they can't go charging out in the middle of a movie either. What is this world coming to?? Won't somebody PLEASE think of the DOCTORS?

    16. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Patrick13 · · Score: 1

      "Well, we'll just raise the price of pay phones to $1.50."

      well, at $1.50 per local call, it would prolly still be cheaper than dialing out on my cell...

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    17. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Theatres who install this (and all should) should listen to this problem. And solution:

      If you are a doctor, drop off your cell/pager at the box office, where someone will watch it. If it goes off, they can page you. Temporary and fairly minor distraction, and if the theatre really wants to make people happy, they can rewind the movie a few seconds when the page is over.

    18. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Banner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This response is Extremely Lame.

      What are you going to do when someone shots you because you answered your phone in the middle of a movie? I've seen people beaten for answering their phone in a movie theater, and have read news stories about worse things.

      You can find out if your GF has been hurt in the course of due time like most people. Finding out sooner ISN'T going to change the world.

      And personally I DON'T CARE about your GF, and my being bothered by you so you can find out is very low on my list of priorities. My world (in fact 'THE' world) doesn't revolve around you. Maybe you shouldn't go to movies, in case something should happen while you are in there.

    19. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by shades66 · · Score: 1

      Yes but what if Dr. X is the only surgeon who could save someone's life and he was at the cinema? He wouldn't recieve the call for help!. Whould the cinema be liable for this?

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    20. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      >>"Well, we'll just raise the price of pay phones to $1.50."

      Irrelevant. As cheap as they want to make it, it will still be more expensive than materials, and would likely be used only in the theatre part of the theatre (i.e., not the lobby). I don't know how many theatres have (pay) phones actually inside the screening areas, but I'd bet the number would be close to zero. So you'd have to leave the blocked area anyway to use a pay phone, at which point your cell would start up again. See? Wasn't that easy?

    21. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      One day, you'll have a girlfriend, and you'll understand.

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    22. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Your DAMN phone should be OFF if you are watching a movie. You must be an American, as only an American would even consider suing a theatre because they disabled your electronic toy.


      Canada is considering making it legal for businesses to actively jam cell phones because there are so many people like you who won't turn off their phones when requested.

    23. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Dimensio · · Score: 2

      I don't mind people answering a cell phone during a movie if they suspect that it might be an emergency...

      ...provided that they leave the theater before doing so.

    24. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "This response is Extremely Lame" -- You mean the response you were writing? You're right.

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    25. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      HEY SOMEONE'S DYING HERE, CALL 911!"

      I'm not dead yet! I'm getting better, really.

    26. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "I didn't know that the Constitution/Bill of Rights guarantees you the right to receive calls on your cellphone." -- The Constitution doesn't guarantee that you have the right to not be annoyed by other people. You have no right to take my personal freedoms away because of the occasional dumb-ass.

      You don't have the right to say "I don't like it when somebody calls me at 6 in the morning, so telephone networks must be shut down from 11pm to 9 am.".

      This is no different, public place or not. What the theater needs to do, if this is a serious problem (and it's not), is eject people who violate the rules. Otherwise, if they take this irresponsible and extreme action, then they'll have to do things like put ballgags in the customer's mouthes to prevent them from talking.

      Blocking cellphone signals is overreactive, intrusive, and brings no benefit benefit.

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    27. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are lame. fuck you.

    28. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      You're absolutely right. Everybody in the world who uses a cell phone is a total goit. We better start jamming their signals right away! Afterall, those bloody Americans who care to keep in touch with their families are ruining my ability to watch shitty movies!

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    29. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      911 doesn't contact nearby doctors, they send a paramedic team to take you to the doctors. Dr. X wouldn't get called anyways.

    30. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 2

      The Constitution doesn't guarantee that you have the right to not be annoyed by other people. You have no right to take my personal freedoms away because of the occasional dumb-ass.

      What personal freedoms? You are not being forced to see a movie with your cell phone. Nobody is shutting down the entire telephone network while a movie is in session. (Talk about a woefully incorrect analogy.) They're blocking it in one specific place, on private property.

      You don't like it? Don't go to those theaters. If lots of people don't like it, the theaters will change their mind.

    31. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      "Well, we'll just raise the price of pay phones to $1.50."

      Well, I'll just walk 10 feet out the door of the theater, make my call, and walk back in.

      you can bet I'd sue instantly.

      You can bet you'd be laughed out of court instantly. Hospitals make you turn off your cell phone, so do some restaurants. If you don't like it, don't go in. Otherwise, deal with it and stop moaning about it.

      Really, you're acting as if these theaters are vaporizing patrons' cellphones on entry. They're stopping you from getting a call - there're plenty of buildings that do that accidentially! So please, shut up about it already.

    32. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fsck did you do pre mobile phone days?

      People have gone for thousands of years without them and now all of a sudden everyone is ranting and raving if they can't use one for couple of hours.

      I go out of my way to get away from phones for a break.

      Funny what people think is important in life.

    33. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      You have no right to take my personal freedoms away because of the occasional dumb-ass.

      Personal freedoms like, say, watching a movie without people chatting away on their cell phones next to you?

      Congrats, you just learned the meaning of "self defeating argument".

    34. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was a retarded comment. Im canadian and am fiercely opposed to jamming.

      For the same reason that people have other technologies that this would undoubtedly stop from working.

      Some wheelchairs use gps among other things to allow disabled people to get around on their own.

      Imangine someone just taking away your ability to know where you are (in this example your sight) and said you're in the theatre find a seat.

      Many hearing aids use rf frequencies to create delays between ears for people with profound loss.

      This kind of jamming will be quickly added to the communications act should anyone release this technology under the current laws.

      No one will adopt it for the sheer bad publicity it would attract if the thread poster were to take them to court... Your entertainment over a real emergency.

      By the logic in this thread ambulances should be barred from making loud obnoctious noises in trying to get people to the hospital because it
      disrupts their office work. I mean god.. When did north america become a heartless world where entertainment is more important than someones suffering EVEN a strangers.

      I can tell you for sure that i'd boycott any theatre that did this and I would imagine that most people who use cell phones for communicating important information (eg doctors, sysadmins etc) would also be required by their jobs to do so too.. In which case it becomes a case of discrimination.

      Can a doctor a profound and respected member of society be barred from seeing movies ever because he might get a page?.

      This is what the silent mode is for goddamnit.

      I often answer a phone in a theatre but you know what... its "hey can you hold on a sec" ... leave theatre... and coninue conversation. No one has the right to say omg he said 6 words in a low voice in a theatre. Plus i use a vibrate function so that its non-invasive.

      So shut the fcsk up you uncanadian bastard you make all of us look bad. Canada is supposed to be a loving friendly country where people care about other people. We're not based around the basis that capitalism rules all or the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... THATS NOT CANADIAN.

      And im ashamed that you are a citizen.

    35. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think he gives a squirt of rat piss about you when he's answering an emergency call about his gf.

    36. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Personal freedoms like, say, watching a movie without people chatting away on their cell phones next to you?"

      You have no Constitutional right to shut anybody else up. Ooops, I guess your over-simplification doesn't really work, does it?

      I think it's very amusing that people are quick to argue against what I'm saying, but they're not giving me any reason why I should be for it. I concede on the 911 thing (nevermind 911 is not always the # you call. If you have debilitating migraines and you need to talk to your specialist...), but seriously, besides stopping those 'oh so annoying' phone calls, what benefit is there?

      What happens when other places like the mall starts doing it? And trust me, they will right after installing more payphones.

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    37. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by dknj · · Score: 1

      unless he is on call

      -dk

    38. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you dont have that personal freedom moron. he has the right to FREE SPEACH... meaning he can talk whenever he wants whereever he f***ing wants to.

      There are unconsitutional violations of this all over in society eg you cant say "bomb" in an airport. But that doesnt make it right.

      Free speach is protected by law. As is the right to expell someone from your establishment for their behaviour.

      You cannot go and create a technology that punnishes before they can commit the social crime...

      You've got the minority report scenario...

      You'll kick and scream if they take away your guns even tho in most places you're not allowed to use them for any reason including someone beating you over the head.

      But for some reason you're willing to give up your other rights because of poor policing.

      The thread poster is correct in saying that this is the responsibility of the theatre managers to remove people who talk on their phones IN the theatre. Nothing wrong with getting a call on vibe and leaving the viewing area to take it.

      Futhermore im certain that this technology violates part 15 of the dcc rules of operation.

      "(1) This device may not cause harmful interference and (2) this device must accept any interference recieved, including interference that may cause undesired operation"

      I dont know about the last time you guys looked at what is considered a transmission device and a magnet actually is. THATS HOW ELECTRONICS WORK.

      Em comes from magnets and can be controlled by currents inducing fields.

      This is just a unpowered transmission device which has nothing to do with the fcc rules. No where does it state that this device must be electronic.

      You can be sued for bringing large magnets into datacenters etc... Its all illegal. Cant say it's a magnet i have a right to carry it...

    39. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah, like have sex with two chicks at once

    40. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by dknj · · Score: 1

      i don't know about you but my sprint phone never works in any regal or amc theaters in nj or norfolk, va. at&t and verizon barely get service in nj in the regal and sony loews theaters and god knows how well cingular or voicestream works

      -dk

    41. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet fucking christ. When are you going to learn to check the "No Score +1 Bonus" box?

    42. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does that mean you sue your wireless carrier if you're out of range to get the call? or if the call is dropped mid-sentence?

      Also, last I checked, movie theatres are on private property. As with Snickers bars, popcorn, and soda pop, the owner can do and charge whatever he/she wants.

    43. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Not to mention...his cell phone will TELL HIM that it's being blocked.

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    44. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      They should be used to not relying on their cell phones. Most hospitals and laboratories BAN cell phone use.

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    45. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      You have no Constitutional right to shut anybody else up. Ooops, I guess your over-simplification doesn't really work, does it?

      Actually, the theater does. It's private property, thus they can ask you to leave your cell phone at the door or to turn it off or to shut the hell up, if they so desire.

      It's just like asking people to check concealed weapons at the door. If you don't like their policy, you don't have to go in.

    46. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by aulendil · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and find out my gf was in a car accident...

      Nah, is this all hypothetical? You are a slashdot reader, how could you possibly have a gf... ;-)

    47. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares.

    48. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      You don't have the right to say "I don't like it when somebody calls me at 6 in the morning, so telephone networks must be shut down from 11pm to 9 am.".

      Ahh, but YOU do have the right to unplug ALL of your phones during that time. That means all of your household members won't hear the phone ring.

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    49. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by ceejayoz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If he's on call, he should do one of the following things:

      a) not go to a 2 hour movie, wait until he gets off call
      b) leave his pager at the front desk and ask them to get him if it goes off

      Simple enough. People apparently survived when we didn't have cell phones, so saying that blocking them in movie theaters is going to result in the downfall of Western civilization and whatnot is a bit extreme.

      p.s. in my experience, pagers seem to get better reception than phones do - this might not block them anyways.

    50. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you and your "important call". If you want to talk on the phone: GO OUTSIDE!

    51. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe doctors "on call" shouldn't be at the movies?

      If you are so important that you need to be contacted at any time (say you are the Presedent or a drug dealer) then you should have somebody with a phone wait outside to take your calls.

    52. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your GF is in a car accident why the fuck doesnt she call 911? Is she mentally retarded? Or do you drive an emergency response vehicle? Please let us in on your little secret.

    53. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (a) life and death are seconds apart. those extra 5 minutes it takes for the front desk to get the doctor means everything to the patient. maybe one day when your life depends on a cell phone you'll reconsider.

      (b) last i checked there weren't any digital pagers in use by common consumers. with that said, why don't phones just go into analog roam in theaters and bypass the jamming? if the pager can get a signal, i don't see why the cell phone couldn't.

      i think you are a moron

    54. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      >>Futhermore im certain that this technology violates part 15 of the dcc rules of operation.

      >>"(1) This device may not cause harmful interference and (2) this device must accept any interference recieved, including interference that may cause undesired operation"

      How are you "certain"? Do you have a legal background? I don't, but I did some further digging: it appears that even if the FCC regulations you names would apply (they don't; I'll come back to that), the FCC doesn't have the right to regulate materials such as this. US Code Title 47, Chapter 5, Subchapter III, Part 1, Section 302a ("Devices which interfere with radio reception") gives the FCC power to regulate "governing the interference potential of devices which in their operation are capable of emitting radio frequency energy by radiation, conduction, or other means in sufficient degree to cause harmful interference to radio communications".

      This paneling cannot emit radio freqency radiation.

      For a similar reasion, the FCC itself states that the regulations you cited do not apply:
      "This Part [Part 15] sets out the regulations under which an intentional, unintentional, or incidental radiator may be operated without an indivudial license" yadda yadda yadda. (You can read the regulations if you think I may be cutting out important stuff; I'm not).

      All of the definitions of radiators include the provision that it must generate radio frequency energy. This paneling does not.

      >>You can be sued for bringing large magnets into datacenters... Its all illegal
      Illegal under what law? Do you have to destroy data?

    55. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by clyons · · Score: 1
      What happens when other places like the mall starts doing it? And trust me, they will right after installing more payphones.

      Not that I don't like your sentiment (I do like it), but what makes you think that shopping malls would do this? I can think of many reasons why they wouldn't.
      • Payphones take up space. Payphone have actually been coming *OUT* of malls because of the explosion of cell phone use. Usually, you'd have clusters of 4 or more phone in the center of the walkway at a mall. Now, those walkways are littered businesses in kiosks. I would think a mall would make more from rent than they would from pay phones.
      • Law Enforcement and Security use radios and cell phones Many malls have police patroling the mall as well as private security and off duty officers. I know that trunked digital radio systems use frequencies in the microwave range. I don't thinkg police would be too please with being unable to call for backup. The stores that pay rent wouldn't be very happy either. It could become difficult to stop shoplifters if a security guard can't be sent to detain someone.
      • Cell phone calls can lead to sales. Not sure exactly what item someone wants when doing your Christmas shopping? Need to call your buddy to figure out the right tool and right size of tool from the hardware department in Sears? Well, if you can't use your cell phone, and a pay phone isn't convenient, you're likely to just say screw it. Additionally, remember how I said there were a lot of businnes kiosks in the walkways? Well, lot of those are cell phone stores. They wouldn't be too pleased, I bet. Neither would Circut City, Radio Shack, or any other electronics store that deals with cell phones or radios.



      Just my 2 cents worth, and some food for thought.
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    56. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      >>you dont have that personal freedom moron. he has the right to FREE SPEACH... meaning he can talk whenever he wants whereever he f***ing wants to

      You can make not using cell phones a condition of entering the theatre.

      >>There are unconsitutional violations of this all over in society eg you cant say "bomb" in an airport.

      Would you argue that not being able to say "bomb" in an airport is a bad thing? This is a case where the bad part -- mass panic -> lost customers -> lost revenue -- far outweighs the benefits of being able to say "bomb" in an airport (of which I can't think of any except if there is actually a bomb, in which case you can legally shout it...).

    57. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by bigfatlamer · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, if they take this irresponsible and extreme action, then they'll have to do things like put ballgags in the customer's mouthes to prevent them from talking.

      Great idea! I can't believe they haven't thought of this one yet. I'm on my way down to the AMC theater offices right now.

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    58. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      >>those extra 5 minutes it takes for the front desk to get the doctor means everything to the patient. maybe one day when your life depends on a cell phone you'll reconsider.

      5 minutes is a bit extreme. Let's see... at the local theatre I could probably start at the front desk, take a leisurely stroll to the projection booth, turn off the projector, saunter out into the screening area, and make an announcement that somebody better come get their pager in under 2 minutes. And picking up the desk phone and calling the usher in the projection booth and having him do it would be even quicker.

      >>if the pager can get a signal, i don't see why the cell phone couldn't.

      Intuition-based guess: Because cell phones need to be able to transmit. My guess is that when a pager transmitter sends out, it sends a MUCH stronger signal than when you have a cell and it's trying to transmit.

      Second intuition-based guess: cell phones need continuous contact with the tower, pagers porbably don't.

    59. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Another complaint about the '5 minute' life-or-death scenario: while I admit that 5 minutes can make a difference when an ambulance is racing to your house, at least around here, ambulance crews are not in the habit of going to movies on shift, at least around here. We're talking doctors, and it is a rare case -- a VERY rare case -- when a particular doctor getting to the hospital 5 minutes earlier would make a difference.

      Another alternative to what I said before about leaving your pager at the desk: the theatre can install a minature network (802.11?) and give you an in-house pager in exchange for yours. Your's goes off, they'll trigger yours. 30 second or less response, especially if you automate the triggering.

    60. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheesh, what a loser... why don't you go crying to your mommy when the big bad theater manager stops you getting your oh-so-important call, little boy?

    61. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because obviously if you'd known about the accident sooner, you could have gone back in time and prevented it.

      Fuck off, loser - having a cellphone isn't some sort of proof that you're a superior being.

    62. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1

      So the Doc on call does not go to a movie any more than he would drink martinis while he's on call.

    63. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>Payphone have actually been coming *OUT* of malls because of the explosion of cell phone use

      Not only that, but with shielding, they'll have people with cell phones coming *OUT* of malls to talk, disrupting traffic, etc.

      Also, there's the other problem with your (i.e., the author of the mall thread, not the author of this post's parent) analogy: malls are made for SHOPPING. Theatres (Concert Halls are another place that I suspect will be even more inclined to embrace this technology) are made for people to have the experience of WATCHING A MOVIE -- now that we're post 1920s, this includes sound. Ideally, from the theatres' and patrons' point of view, sound that is uncontaminated by people yakking away on cell phones.

    64. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pity.

    65. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Ack_OZ · · Score: 1

      "If I *ever* leave a theater, check my voicemail, and find out my gf was in a car accident and had been in the hospital for an hour, you can bet I'd sue instantly."

      wow... great idea... while you're at it, there are countless other people you can sue...

      for example, your local government department responsible for traffic signals - because, you know, if she'd gotten 1 more red light or 1 more green light she wouldn't have been in the accident in the 1st place!

      it's still your decision whether or not to enter a cinema that blocks mobile phone calls. just like it's your decision whether or not to get on a plane.

      incidentally, if the same thing happened, would you be so quick to sue an airline that made you switch of your mobile phone ?

    66. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't go drinking

      Obviously you don't know many doctors...

    67. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by superposed · · Score: 1

      you can bet I'd sue instantly

      There are lots of places you can go where cell phone service doesn't work. Movie theaters would just be one of those. I don't see how you'd have the right to sue anyone over that.

      I'd rather throw popcorn at them then not be able to recieve an important call

      So you really think you should be able to receive every phone call, even in the movie theater? I'm not sure how you propose to receive only the important ones and not the unimportant ones, after all.

      I think that's pushing some sort of limit. If you absolutely must be "in touch" every moment of every day, maybe you should consider staying at home (like the old days), or anywhere your cell phone continues to work (lucky you). If you can't bear to be out of touch for more than a few minutes at a time, you could always step out and check for messages now and then. But I have to wonder whether anyone really needs to be accessible by phone every minute of every day. Most people weren't 5 or 10 years ago, and their lives were just fine, weren't they?

      it gives the phone companies the ability to extort money out of people

      This would not open up any special opportunities for pay phone companies. You can always step outside (where the pay phone probably is) and use your cell phone. On the other hand, cell phones do not act as price competitors with payphones, anyway. People seem to use their cellphones if they have them, whether payphones cost more or less. This may be what really drives up pay phone prices (and eventually makes pay phones extinct). As fewer people use payphones, the price per call has to go up in order to continue covering the cost of the service (capital expenses, maintenance, etc.).

    68. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know NanoGator in person and he doesn't have a girlfriend.

    69. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by sinserve · · Score: 1

      It is normal to feel that way about your FIRST and ONLY girlfriend.

    70. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Also, for anything that's so life-and-death critical as to have five minutes make a difference, they'd generally have someone at the hospital capable of dealing with it, at least for a few extra minutes.

      Really, the bigger issue is that the doc might be 15-30 minutes away from the hospital. And yes, ambulance paramedics usually aren't watching movies on shift :-p good point

    71. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      So what you're really saying is that there is a much easier, less extreme solution then. Thank you. :)

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      "Derp de derp."
    72. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "If your GF is in a car accident why the fuck doesnt she call 911? Is she mentally retarded? "

      Yeah dumb fuck. I want to play Indiana Jones and go rescue her. I couldn't possibly have been talking about getting to the hospital as soon as I can to be with her.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    73. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      No you're not; you'll be stone dead in a moment. You're not fooling anyone.

    74. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      That was definitely one of the most intelligent responses in this thread, thank you.

      I have rebuttals to them, but I wanted to let you know I respect what you said and how you said it so you don't feel like I'm just being an argumentative jerk. :)

      Payphones take up space. Payphone have actually been coming *OUT* of malls because of the explosion of cell phone use. -- Yeah, that's because it's too expensive to keep them there if nobody uses them. (I saw a story on the news about this a few months ago...) If the cell phones suddenly stopped working, they'd have to add payphones to meet demand.

      "Law Enforcement and Security use radios and cell phones..." -- That's a good reason why nobody should use them. At least with a cell phone jammer, they could turn that off, or be discriminate. In this case, an over-reaching solution to the 'problem' would work against them. Good point. :)

      "Cell phone calls can lead to sales. Not sure exactly what item someone wants when doing your Christmas shopping?" -- I see what you're saying, but I don't think the mall owners would worry about that. Their money comes from the stores paying rent. IF they installed payphones, they'd get money directly from people using them. They wouldn't notice any significant change in income from a surge in cell phone buying.

      Although there might be cases where they would. Like if 3 more tenants moved in to sell cell phones, they obviously would get more money. But if a store makes %10 more this month than last month, the mall won't see a difference.

      Again, thanks for the thoughtful rebuttal. I'm sick of people taking pokes at me simply because I don't agree with them. Afterall, I must be a moron if my opinion is different.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    75. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      I'm on board for that ballgag idea. Anybody who talks during the movie can legally be tied to their chair and have a ballgag applied. All in favor?

    76. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What he's trying to say, dumb fuck, is that blocking everybody's calls is not acceptable. He's not trying to say he wants to use his phone in the theater. He's saying he doesn't want it blocked. If you retarted fuckheads would listen to what he's saying, he's got a point. Go into any theater and you'll find that the vast majority of the patrons have cell phones. Yet, movies aren't cluttered with sounds of phones ringing and people chatting. So WTF is the solution to block all the phoens?

    77. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad to see that you proved my theory thast you're a complete fucking retard. Thank you.

    78. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      You're wrong about how malls make their money. It's very common for the mall to get a cut of the gross, so increased sales for the stores means increased revenue for the mall. That's one of the reasons you see advertising for the mall itself. They want you in there buying.

    79. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd sue the airline for making me switch off the phone because obviously that's the exact same thing. I should be able to put people in physical danger so I can talk to my girlfriend on the flight. I should also be able to get into the cockpit, turn the plane around and land so I can go see her as quick as possible.

      Getting back to reality here, suing would definitely be overreactive. That wasn't because I thought it'd be a surefire case, it's how I'd feel emotionally. You'd feel the same way too. "I could have been with my gf at the hospital over an hour ago if the fucking theater didnt, out of pettiness, block my signals."

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    80. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      forget about payphones, think about 9/11 and people getting trapped and being able to tell rescue workers where they are... some people were saved because of this in the wtc crash.

    81. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "So you really think you should be able to receive every phone call, even in the movie theater?" -- Yes, that's why I bought a mobile phone. To be clear: That doesnt mean the phone should be allowed to audibly ring. I have no problem with turning sound off. There are idiots in this thread that think what I want is to chat during the movie, I'm not suggesting that at all.

      "I'm not sure how you propose to receive only the important ones and not the unimportant ones, after all." -- Caller ID.

      "This would not open up any special opportunities for pay phone companies". -- Actually, yes it will. If a mall, for example, were to implment this, then they'd be able to charge whatever they wanted for payphones. Most people would not prefer to walk outside the mall just to call and say "Im going to be late for dinner. Before you tell me I'm wrong, consider that people can easily decide not to use IE, yet MS still was ruled a monopoly for putting it into the OS. No, I'm not trying to draw a paralell between this and jamming cell phones. I'm saying that if you remove one competitor the other can screw the customer.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    82. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by phriedom · · Score: 1

      "To be clear: That doesnt mean the phone should be allowed to audibly ring. I have no problem with turning sound off. There are idiots in this thread that think what I want is to chat during the movie, I'm not suggesting that at all."

      Aha! Now we get to the heart of the matter: the rude people. If everyone used their cell phone the way you do, NanoG, then we wouldn't be having this discussion. However, people forget to put their phones on silent ring, OR they just don't care. Some people even take the call and sit in the theatre and talk instead of walking to the lobby. These people are more common than girlfriends in accidents trying to reach their boyfriends who are watching movies. If the cinemas don't deal with the problem, then some people will choose to rent a DVD so they can hear all the dialog. So what choice to the cinemas have? Should they pay for ushers to police for cell phone policy violators and ask them to leave? which is confrontational and disruptive to the other people watching, or just quietly block the signal? They don't even have to tell you they are doing it. I'm in favor of disclosure, of course. And if people don't like being away from their cell phones for 2 hours, well that is a choice. I think there is more danger the cinema will lose customers by NOT blocking cell phones, than by blocking them.

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      Don't moderate flamebait as Troll. Know the difference or you will be Meta-moderated.
    83. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      yes!

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      This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
    84. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that example is a little far fetched. Hospitals are FULL of doctors, and if one hospital doesn't have the specialist needed to deal with an emergency, the next hospital is just an ambulance or helicopter ride away. The only scenario I can think of is if an donor organ suddenly becomes available in town (ie not shipped in from out of town with advance notice), and I'm sure that happens ALL the time.

    85. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Switched to posting as an AC since being bitchslapped, have you?

      Life's tough, isn't it.

    86. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by BarefootClown · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I should be able to put people in physical danger so I can talk to my girlfriend on the flight.

      Physical danger? Not quite. Cell phone signals do not even come close to affecting aircraft avionics; the frequencies are all wrong, and with even the fundamental being above everything we use, harmonics aren't even an issue. The real reason for the prohibition is the FCC--when you're up high, you can hit a lot more cell phone repeaters (see also: 39,000 foot tall antenna tower), taking a disproportionately large portion of the infrastructure. You can rest assured that using a cell phone in flight will not put anybody in danger.

      Incidentally, I'm a flight instructor and instrument flight instructor, so I do know a little bit about these things. Just so you know.

      --

      "Make it ten--I am only a poor corrupt official."
      --Captain Louis Renault (Claude Rains), Casablanca

    87. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      What hospitals? No hospitals in Boston do.

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    88. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an idea, why don't you not go see the 'shitty movies' in the first place? Then your stupid phone will work all the time.

      You think the middle of a film is a good time to keep in touch with your family? God damn, parent poster's right, must be American....

    89. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Well, I disagree that the solution is to block the signal. However, I do understand your position and would like to agree to disagree.

      I would ike to thank you for the tactful response. :)

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    90. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by slam+smith · · Score: 1

      I see you're one of those idiots whose had his cellphone surgically attached to their ear. Let me explain it to you. Yak on the cell phone on your time. When your in the theater, shut the damn thing off, or be very sure the only calls you are going to get are emergencies (real ones).

    91. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um right. I can play your game too:

      I can see that you're a pimple faced virgin who isn't really that passionate about cell phones, rather you're just upset that I metioned having a gf to talk to on it.

      "Damn people who talk to their gf's with their cell phone while I sit here on Slashdot. I'll get them. I'll try to insult them." Heh

      There, now we've done the 'eye for an eye' thing. Time to move on.

    92. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by PongStroid · · Score: 1

      And then, one day, you'll have a wife and a couple of kids and then you'll really understand.

      It is as simple as switching your phone to vibrate, watching the movie, and not worrying as much if something is going to go wrong.

      Believe me. I know.

    93. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I know of two in the Los Angeles area. Long Beach Memorial and Orange Coast Memorial both have such restrictions. I don't know if they concern the entire facility or just the parts I happened to be in, but there are signs posted all over prohibiting cell-phone usage.

      The reasoning is similar to the arguments used for not allowing cell phones in aircraft: they can potentially screw with serious medical equipment in the vicinity.

    94. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2
      >"Law Enforcement and Security use radios and cell phones..."
      -- That's a good reason why nobody should use them. At least with a cell phone jammer, they could turn that off, or be discriminate. In this case, an over-reaching solution to the 'problem' would work against them.


      The radios that security guards and emergency services *aren't* mobile phones. You'd probably find that these ferrite panels will absorb microwaves really well, but let the VHF and UHF stuff that the police radios pass right through, more-or-less unattenuated. If not, it could be redesigned to do so. If that didn't work, it would be no great shakes to stick a repeater inside the building - which, at least in the UK, many large shopping centres do (hint - steel framed building, many "radio shadows").

    95. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2
      Some wheelchairs use gps among other things to allow disabled people to get around on their own.


      I bet they work really well in buildings. Bear in mind that GPS is only accurate to a few metres unless you've got military equipment, and doesn't pick up a signal inside anyway...

    96. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      It's not pettiness, it's because they don't want you pissing off their paying customers.

    97. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's probably easier to block VHF/UHF and allow cell phones than the reverse. Remember cell phones have higher frequencies, smaller wavelengths. From your EM classes you probably learned that waveguides act as high-pass filters. Same thing that happens in a faraday cage with holes.

    98. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2
      Doesn't work that way though. This is why you can get an AM radio station in a steel building a lot more easily than you can get VHF. This is something you can try yourself, too. Go to a large, steel-framed building, with a portable radio. Or, better still, a steel-framed, aluminium-clad building.


      Incidentally, a waveguide acts as a *bandpass* filter - rather like a conventional tuned circuit. Off-resonance it's an extremely high impedance, and relatively low impedance at resonance. This is, of course analogous to a tuned circuit which is a low impedance off resonance. If you look at the RF stage of a simple TRF receiver, you'll see that the tuned circuit is connected between the antenna and ground. It shunts any signals *not* at the resonant frequency.

    99. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but people hve a funny way of reacting when they think someone is putting their life in danger.

      Say, like kicking a passenger to death who was trying to get into the cockpit?

    100. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you don't even take her with you at the movies !

    101. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem is that we won't buy any more liquor & popcorn and that mean lost revenue .. so that won't happen :(

    102. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a [sic] unpowered transmission device"

      Do you know how stupid that sounds?
      Probably not. You cannot transmit (emit energy) if you have no energy to emit! This sounds like a problem to grasp concepts as basic as radio broadcasting...

    103. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Darnit · · Score: 1

      Some hospitals do because of RF Emissions and Immunity requirements not because you're not supposed to talk on them.

    104. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      And personally I DON'T CARE about your GF

      Maybe if you did... youd spread a little love and people wouldnt get beaten for answering their phone in a theater - yes, its annoying, but does it REALLY deserve a beating?

    105. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by superposed · · Score: 1

      I may be quibbling now, but I dont' think Caller ID would be enough to let you identify urgent calls, which was why I assumed you'd want to answer every call. I would guess that the hypothetical call about your girlfriend would come from one of the same people that would normally call you about other, random things. How will you know by Caller ID alone whether it's one of your friends/parents/in-laws calling for a chat and unaware that you're in the movie theater, versus one of the same people calling with an urgent message, unless you take the call? I suppose you could tell them to call repeatedly if it's really important, but other than that, I don't know any way to distinguish important from unimportant calls except by answering them all.

      I'm also not sure how much trouble and turmoil you can avert by hearing about things like this an hour earlier than you might otherwise. That was the gist of my comment that we don't all need to be by a phone 24/7. It's easy to raise the once-in-a-few-lifetimes spectre of a critically injured relative whom you hear about just in time to rush to their bedside and have a few last words. But other than that, most situations (even the worst of them) can keep for an hour or two. We'll probably have to agree to disagree on this point.

    106. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "I may be quibbling now, but I dont' think Caller ID would be enough to let you identify urgent calls, which was why I assumed you'd want to anser every call. "

      Good question. Here's what I do at a theater now: My cell phone is set to silent. When a movie has a boring part (every movie has a boring part) I sometimes take out my phone, turn it towards the movie screen (for light, I don't use the backlight), and look for a voicemail icon. Before I check the voice mail, I look at the caller ID. If it's from my dad, for example, then it's probably bad news because we chat once a week at a certain time on Sundays. (to my disgruntlement, usually during the Simpsons...)

      If it's a number I don't know about, then I wait for the voice mail indicator to come on, then I hit 1 to check it. Let me be clear about something here: My phone's not making *any* sound, and I turned off the backlight. I normally sit in the back and this behaviour has never caused anybody to glance at me. If the voice mail is urgent, I step out of the theater and return the call. Let me be really clear, if I got so much as a glance about it, I'd just leave the phone off and be done about it. However, I'm 100% convinced that I'm not bothering anybody so I don't want to be punished because some other jackass isn't as considerate.

      My phone does not ring very often. I think I get a call every couple of days at most. I guess I'm in the minority there. I go to a lot of movies, I've seen a couple of people do stupid stuff with cell phones, but I honestly cannot remember any cell phone related even that made me want to 'break somebodys nose'. (...as somebody threatened to do to me earlier in this thread.) Heck, I can't remember a single cell phone event in the last 5 movies I went to. My biggest complaint about movies, by far, is crying children/babies. Hopefully now you can understand why I don't think the right solution is to block the signals all together. I think it sets a bad precedant. And the people here have cornered me into making ridiculous extremes (that I'm embarrased about) in order to try to get them to see that this particular way of stopping this problem is over-reaching and unncecessary. Some of them think that violence is the answer. Go fig.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    107. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by superposed · · Score: 1

      I forgot to reply to the part about the mall...

      The shopping mall is really a straw man argument. I don't think there's any constituency that wants to block cell phone service for whole shopping malls, so that will never happen. (Most of the anti-cell phone people are probably anti-mall too, so they don't care. And the mall managers know where their bread is buttered.)

      This would be used in small, enclosed places where people are already expected to be quiet -- movie theaters, libraries, etc. By definition, these are places that you could and should step outside of in order to make a phone call, either by pay phone or by cell phone. The pay phones would be outside of the "cone of silence," so they'd usually be outside of the EM blocking area, too.

    108. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "...This would be used in small, enclosed places where people are already expected to be quiet -- "

      Yeah, you're right. I just had a vision like this:

      First they start blocking it in theaters. People like it.

      Then they do it in sections of a library. People like it.

      Then suggestions like "Why not just use electronic cell phone jammers?" suddenly start getting serious support.

      Then people find they cannot use their cell phones in a good chunk of a city.

      Likely? Probably not. In the same vein, though, people don't like when the Gov't installs things like video cameras in public for fear of what might happen, rather than what is happening now. I kinda thought people'd understand my point of view. (agreeing is a different story)

      Oh well.

      I do appreciate your tactful response. Most of the people in this thread were directly attacking me.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    109. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're that sick that you NEED to carry a cell phone you shouldn't be at a theater you should be home in bed. Turn you're stining cell phones and pagers off in a movie theater you ignorant slugs.

    110. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great until your in a car wreck and the Doctor's at the movies.
      .... Oops your dead because some jackasses think 20 seconds of a movie is more important than any phone call that could ever be made.
      If you want to see the movie in complete privacy the wait for the DVD and watch it at home.
      Don't expect just because you paid $7.50 to see a movie you can control the lives of everyone around you.
      Grow up!!!!

    111. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look buddy. It's obviously your first girlfriend. That's ok. You will eventually realize you don't have to go running to her like a lovesick puppy with your tongue hanging out every time she calls you. If your world revolves around your gf, you're doing it wrong. Either she's clingy/needy/posessive or you're a friggin doormat and need to get a life. Contrary to popular belief, the kinds of girls you really want to hang out with (and maybe marry eventually) don't give a flying fuck about being idolized or being with guys who have no life outside them. But like I said, you'll realize this eventually, like most other people.

    112. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. So what you're really trying to do is make my gf sound like a bad person (I never said she calls me all the time or that I wanted to keep in touch with her 24/7. I said I wanted to be reachable if she got hurt) so that you can make it sound like having a GF isn't so great.

      I understand. If I were a lonely boy, I'd probably do something similar. I'm glad twisting around my words and making really extreme assumptions about my gf (who, btw, treats me much better than any woman you'll ever EVER have.) made you feel better, though. Let your feelings out!

      Don't worry, in a few years, you won't be lonely anymore. :)

    113. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course it's his only gf, retard. you're only permitted one gf at a time. When you start dating you'll learn more about those rules.

      you guys must be seriously lonely if you're so disturbed by him having a gurlfriend.

    114. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happens when other places like the mall starts doing it? And trust me, they will right after installing more payphones.

      You're still not helping your case.

      I'm in a mall. Need to make a call. phone doesn't work, no reception. I walk around mall a few seconds, realize it's not gonna work. I then:

      1a) memorize # I want to call
      1b) put cell away
      1c) find pay phone
      1d) find change
      1e) make my call

      2a) find nearest exit
      2b) make call
      2c) since I'm already outside, get in my car and go drink, forget all about shopping today

      Pay phones have been going OUT of malls for years now. They take up space. They break the look/atmosphere. They're annoying to find and use since so many people have cell phones today.

    115. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by kmitchel · · Score: 1

      Liquor?

      No wonder these people won't shut up and getting their asses kicked.

      I wish my movie theatre served liquor with your popcorn.

      Or better yet liquor drizzled on my popcorn.

      As Homer would say, "Mmmmmmmmm, Liquorcorn."

    116. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > No hospitals in Boston do.
      All the hospitals in the original Boston (the one in Lincolnshire) do, since cell phones can interfere with the equipment that's keeping people alive. I've seen people physically ejected from hospitals for refusing to switch off a cellphone.

      --
      Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
    117. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > "I could have been with my gf at the hospital over an hour ago if the fucking theater didnt, out of pettiness, block my signals."

      You could have been there over an hour ago if YOU hadn't gone to the movies. The theatre isn't blocking the phone out of pettiness, it's out of consideration for the rest of their customers. Every movie theatre I've been to in the last few years has displayed a full-screen request before each movie asking you to switch off your cell phone - and most people in the theatre are polite enough and considerate enough to do so. These theatres don't need to "jam" phones, because their clientele are not as rude and self-centred as you. But that's hardly surprising, since you're an American.

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    118. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Every movie theatre I've been to in the last few years has displayed a full-screen request before each movie asking you to switch off your cell phone - and most people in the theatre are polite enough and considerate enough to do so. These theatres don't need to "jam" phones..."

      Oops, you just walked into my argument there buddy. I've been saying ALL ALONG that there is no need to jam cell phones. You conceded on that. End of story. I win. Thank you.

      "because their clientele are not as rude and self-centred as you. But that's hardly surprising, since you're an American..."

      Ooooo that's FUNNY!! I argued in the beginning that I was concerned about the welfare of my family, and the response I got from you was "I want cell phones jammed in theaters because they bug me, even though I just said that people are polite enough to turn them off."

      I am the self centered one? I'm not the one crying because I'm worried about my precious movie. Heh. I think the proper phrase here is "That's like the pot calling the kettle black." Wow, I can't believe you self destructed your own argument just so you could take a dig at my being American. That is humorously petty.

      So let me ask you something: Where are you from, anyway? Is it a common trait over there to make extremist assumptions about somebody you don't even know, or are you unusual over there? I'll tell ya something: stereotyping people is far worse than being 'self-centered'. That's gotta sting alot since you get so amped up over a silly movie.

      Heh this is definitely one of the strangest posts I've seen in a long time, but it put a smile on my face. Thanks man. :) Have a good day.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    119. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > 've been saying ALL ALONG that there is no need to jam cell phones.
      There's no need to jam cell phones WHEN PEOPLE TURN THEM OFF VOLUNTARILY.

      > I got from you was "I want cell phones jammed in theaters because they bug me
      They bug me - and most of the rest of the audience - when they ring. I've been to the cinema in the US, and heard ringing phones. I'm not the only one it bugs (otherwise you wouldn't have posted so many attacks at so many people who would like your phone switched off whilst WE (not I, WE) watch the movie)

      > even though I just said that people are polite enough to turn them off.
      But of course, not everyone IS polite enough to turn them off.

      > I am the self centered one? I'm not the one crying because I'm worried about my precious movie.
      It's not JUST my "precious movie", it's everyone-in-the-theatres'-precious movie. You're thinking about yourself, I'm thinking about a roomful of people. You're the self centred one. I'm thinking of myself AND OTHERS.

      > Wow, I can't believe you self destructed your own argument
      I can't believe you're so dumb you needed a picture painted.

      > So let me ask you something: Where are you from, anyway?
      Outside America. Which means that as far as /. is concerned, it doesn't exist.

      > Is it a common trait over there to make extremist assumptions about somebody you don't even know
      Well, the KKK doesn't exist here if that's what you mean.
      ASk yourself this: How come you're spending SO MUCH time making SO MANY posts to SO MANY people who don't agree with you. Could it, perhaps, be, that you're WRONG?

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    120. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "ASk yourself this: How come you're spending SO MUCH time making SO MANY posts to SO MANY people who don't agree with you. Could it, perhaps, be, that you're WRONG?"

      Nope. If I were wrong, people wouldn't have gotten so hostile with me right away. Instead they would have responded to me in a way that'd make me say "oh, you're right." I've done that before, it's not in my character to try to keep from losing face.

      Your attempts to insult me here (and unwillingness to tell me where you're from, which makes me think you really are in the USA) are a reflection of all the silly responses that people have made. And your comment about the KKK was detestable. The "Your whole country is bad because it had the KKK" attitude is far worse than being 'self centered'. Not only is that oversimplification, but it's distracting from the real point. Which lends me to believe that you have no argument to my point, rather you're trying to win by making me get pissed of. Aint happenin. I aint that emotionally involved.

      As for why I keep replying:

      You all assume I want my phone to ring audibly in theater. I never said nor implied that.

      You all assume I want to talk on the phone during a movie. I never said nor implied that.

      You all assume that my desire to keep my phone available is petty. I never said that. As a matter of fact my original reason for not wanting it jammed is very understandable. Personally I think that my mentioning that I had a GF to keep an eye on rubbed a few people the wrong way. (Before you take personal offense at that, let me explain: right after I made that comment somebody mod-bombed me, costing me 5 karma points. That one comment got somebody so mad that they used all their mod points to 'teach me a lesson'. They went back to convos that hadn't been active for several days and modded me down. I also got a bunch of responses that were attacks on my gf, one referring to her as a 'cow'. I'm supposed to conceed because somebody thinks my gf is a cow? O_o oooookay)

      So the real reason that I'm continuing to respond is bcause none of you are even close to understanding what I said, even though you touched on my point yourself... TWICE. I'll quote you again:

      "There's no need to jam cell phones WHEN PEOPLE TURN THEM OFF VOLUNTARILY"

      You said earlier that they are. Then, you conveniently take that back so you can argue with me. Which is a startling clue that cell phones really aren't that big of nuisance. (Let's face it, if they were, there'd already be strong attempts to stop it.)

      So what's the point in being so extremist? It's incredibly selfish to say "I'm overly sensitive to this, therefore we should physically prevent that from happening no matter what the reasons are." Sorry, but I'm not the one being self centered here. The reason you think I am is because you think I want to annoy people at theaters. Let me explain this now: No I do not. Even though I almost never get calls, every time I go to a theater I set my phone to silent. That won't change because I do have respect for other people in the theater. Don't try to use that against me again. It's not worth it. The main reason I keep saying 'you dont understand what Im saying' is because you continue to apply stereotypes to me that aren't true. If you were to understand that I take every precaution I can to not disturb people, then you understand why I don't want to be punished for something that happens occasionally at best. If you still think I'm 100% wrong for feeling that, then there's no hope we'll ever come to some sort of agreement.

      If you're going to write me a heated reply, then I would encourage you to read this one more time first. I have no desire to keep this stupid debate going. You are perfectly free to disagree with me, all I ask is that you understand why I feel the way I do. If it's because 'im a self centered American', then you are 100% missing the point of everything I have said, and you are a bigot to boot. If you can say "I see his reasoning now, but I don't agree with it." then it's settled, and we can move on.

      Okay?

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    121. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > Your attempts to insult me here
      Now THAT's the pot calling the kettle black

      > (and unwillingness to tell me where you're from, which makes me think you really are in the USA)
      I love the "logic". I promise you that I don't live in the USA. But hey, don't concern yourself with FACTS here.

      > The "Your whole country is bad because it had the KKK" attitude
      Can you show me EXACTLY where I said that? Or is that your own insane fabrication?

      > I aint that emotionally involved.
      That's why your spending so much time on this, instead of with your girlfriend.

      > You all assume I want my phone to ring audibly in theater. I never said nor implied that.
      You all assume I want to talk on the phone during a movie. I never said nor implied that.


      On the other hand, if SO many people ("You all") have interpreted what you said in that way, don't you think its just possible that maybe you were just a little unclear in what you originally said? Or are you suggesting that the entire of the rest of slashdot's readership are morons?

      > Personally I think that my mentioning that I had a GF to keep an eye on rubbed a few people the wrong way
      How could such a comment possibly "rub people up the wrong way"? Would it "rub you up the wrong way"? I guess so. I feel sorry for the poor girl.

      > Before you take personal offense at that,
      You're too funny to offend me. I feel sorry for you.

      > You said earlier that they are.
      "they are" what? If you're going to attribute statements to me, please write in complete scentences.

      > (Let's face it, if they were, there'd already be strong attempts to stop it.)
      I've seen people asked to leave the theatre for allowing a cell phone to ring twice. Presumably that's not strong enough for you. What would youy suggest, lyching? Car wreck?

      > I want to annoy people at theaters
      I'm glad you admit it. Oh look - It's very easy to twist the meaning when you quote out of context, isn't it?

      > you are a bigot to boot.
      You don't know me, you're in no position to call me a bigot. But since you did, I'll call you a Nazi and have done with it.

      Bored now.

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    122. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Heh. "I couldn't win the argument, so I'll fling insults at you instead."

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    123. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > I couldn't win the argument, so I'll fling insults at you instead.
      No, you already tried that technique and it didn't work.

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    124. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      heh "I know you are but what am I?"

      Yah, you're really taking your defeat gracefully. lol

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    125. Re:Sounds great for the movies... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, I'm truly impressed. You've achieved what I wouldn't have thought possible - you've become even MORE incoherent.

      What defeat? Ah yes - you're back in your fantasy world again, aren't you. Yes, you'll be safe there - don't worry about the facts, they'll only inconvenience you. I hope your analyst is on danger money. (And if you're not in therapy, you really need to be.)

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      Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
  3. HELL NO! by SkyLeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but like most of the /. posters I keep my cell phone on vibrate ALL THE TIME. I'm not going to be rude and talk in the theater, but I HAVE TO GET MY TEXT MESSAGES.

    "Dude, the servers are down" is the most important message I can get from mon!!!! If I can't get to one or the other data center things start going to shit fast.

    Note to owners: This is a great way to get me to stay way the fsck away from your theater if you install it.

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    My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
    1. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Note to owners: This is a great way to get me to stay way the fsck away from your theater if you install it.

      If you want to stay chained by your nuts to your employer, stay the fsck home anyway.

    2. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're so critical that you can't even go to a bloody movie without being on a leash, you need a new job.

      What would your employer do if you got hit by a bus? Would they survive, do you think?

      If so, you're not that critical. Leave the phone at home and enjoy your life once in a while. It's the only one you get, dude.

    3. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep. totally agree. I refuse to have a cell phone. I get paid for the hours I work. When I'm off work, that's my time.

    4. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is easy to deal with.

      When you sit down, check for signal. If no signal, get up and ask for a refund. Visit another theatre or call ahead and ask if they have that paneling.

    5. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see you run MySql and Apache. You should try MS Products...

    6. Re:HELL NO! by aechols · · Score: 1

      My Kyocera 2035a phone has an option to vibrate first and then ring. I leave it on that all the time, and it's quite nice because you don't make any noise unless you have to. If somebody calls and I'm in some place where I can't answer it, I just silence the "ring" and never make a noise. Their number shows up via CID, and I can call them back later. No excess noise.

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    7. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a fscking clue. Data centers have to be monitored 24/7. Is the employer "chaining" employees more by making sure someone is on location that whole time, or by saying "oh, go do what you want, just make sure you can get pages if shit falls down".

      Private property owners have the right to do what they want, but there are legit uses for having a cell phone/pager. The real problems set in when the people pissed at the inconsiderate ones that talk in theatres try to mandate that all public venues much block all cell phone traffic. Some places are going to allow it, and that's their damn business. Places that want to block the jerks but be more reasonable about it can just post signs saying they require you to use vibrate instead of ring mode and don't talk in the theatre, then throw out the people that violate them. It's not fscking complicated.

    8. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are you saying you don't mind the people that don't use vibrate and don't mind talking during a movie? Sadly, you seem to be in the minority among cell users.

      If this means you and a few other people can't see a movie there, then I'm sorry for you. On the other hand, it means no loud electronic renditions of Beethoven, talking, or bright glowing screens during the movie, which is just a slight plus for me and a lot of other people. :)

    9. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely correct.

    10. Re:HELL NO! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Note to owners: This is a great way to get me to go to your theater if you install it. Hell, I'd pay another .50 cents a ticket for this capability.

      Of course, I'm good enough at what I do to be able to take time away without worrying the world will end.

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    11. Re:HELL NO! by SkyLeach · · Score: 1

      They would survive, but they wouldn't know what they were doing for about a month. It would cost them a lot of money.

      Besides, I get perks:

      >Job security.
      >Plenty of vacation days (because I stay all night sometimes)
      >Nobody fsking with my servers behind my back
      >Reputation nearing demigod status :-)

      Besides, with the heartbeat+mon+fake+coda setup and a datacenter in Atlanta with failover in Knoxville it's very very rare to have everything go down completely.

      Seriously though, I am training backup people but it's very hard to keep other people up-to-date on how to take care of stuff on our servers. I live in Knoxville, TN and althought there are lots of people here smarter than me it's hard to find people with an abundance of system admin experience.

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      My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
    12. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is not "so critical you can't go to a bloody movie". The point is the *equipment* needs to be running 24/7, and pagers offer employers and employees a nice compromise where the employer doesn't have to bother keeping someone on site all the time, just in case tonight is the night something happens. I carry a pager 24/7, and I've had to respond to an emergency situation once in the last 12 months. They *needed* that one fixed when it happened, but me having the pager meant I didn't have to sit at my desk all year long just in case.

      Having a pager doesn't make one nearly as "indispensible" as you're pretending. It really is a common sense proposition.

    13. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Data centers have to be monitored 24/7

      Not by the same person, they don't.

      If you're in that situation your company has made you a slave. They own every moment of your existence. You're effectively on the job 3 shifts a day.

      Are they paying you 3 salaries?

      I didn't think so.

    14. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't that simple, and if everyone insisted on seeing it that way, everyone would have to spend more hours in the office, because it's the only way stuff that needs monitoring could get monitored. Come on people, having automated monitoring systems that can watch things and page a real person when something bad happens are a *good* thing. They even let some of us cut out early every now and then, which more than averages out the "hours I work" argument.

    15. Re:HELL NO! by reddeno · · Score: 1

      What kind of phone do you have? All of the phones that I've tried with vibrate I can't feel when they're on a belt clip... and I'm not about to put my phone in my pocket... that hurts when I sit.

    16. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you've made your trade.

      I fail to see why that should matter two shits to me.

      If you can't leave the pager at home, stay home yourself.

      Your employer owns you, and you're putting up with it.

    17. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowhere did I say one person had to do all the monitoring. All I said was that pagers let *everyone* go home at night/go to movies on the weekend, because at least one of them can take a turn with the pager that night just in case something happens.

      The 3 shifts/3 salary nonsense is fallacy in the extreme. Just carrying the pager implies no sense of constant work. In my situation, they've had to call on me once or twice in the last 3 years, and when those meant I had to work hours I wouldn't normally, they gave me the comp time off work during regular hours to make it up. Yeah, some employers will abuse the pager and call you all the time and work your ass off, but the pager isn't the source of the evil there. That kind of employer would find a way to screw their employees regardless.

    18. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calm down. Many jobs require critical on-call roles. It's usually a rotating function that gets passed around among staff, where people take turns being on quick-response call. They're generally paid well for this responsibility and if you're any kind of user of phone, ISP, or other technology you should thank these people for accepting such roles. They're the ones that keep everyone's downtime to a minimum.

      I'll also remind you of the truly life-critical jobs that use technology for on-call notification: doctors, surgeons, etc.

      Being "on-call" is what allows you to enjoy life. You don't sit in a datacenter twiddling your thumbs; 99% of the time you can enjoy your life.

    19. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone would have to spend more hours in the office

      Translation: Your employer would have to PAY someone to spend more hours in the office. The benefit to the employer is obvious.

      What do YOU get out of this? Anything?

    20. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Of course, I'm good enough at what I do to be able to take time away without worrying the world will end. "

      At this to the list of famous last words :-)

    21. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get a work environment where it's not that big of a deal if I have to duck out early or otherwise work hours more convenient to me. No, that doesn't mean my employers are bastards, but there's always a tension between employees wanting flexible schedules and employers wanting to make sure shit's covered. Wireless devices seriously swing that in the employees' favor, at least if your employer is at all of the reasonable type.

      I also get the company paying for my wireless device, which is handy to have around for non-work reasons as well. And plenty of companies that have a rotating/on call pager will pay whoever is carrying it for the period they have it, even if they don't get calls to do any work during that time. In that case, the employer is still PAYing someone (though probably less than regular hourly rate), and that person doesn't have to sit in the office or pretend to be working.

    22. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many jobs require critical on-call roles

      Very few jobs REQUIRE this.

      There are a lot of jobs where it's cheaper for the employer to do this, and they're past masters at making it look like a "good deal" to the employee.

      They have you fooled, clearly.

    23. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just carrying the pager implies no sense of constant work.

      It really does. If you're carrying the pager, you have to stay sober enough to deal with the problems you might get called with. Maybe you didn't want that last beer after all, but it's nice to have the choice. You can't go hiking out of paging range (and that might include basements or subways, not just wilderness). You might get dragged away from your kid's soccer game. You have to constantly be prepared to drop everything and hit the ground running. If you're good, the strain is minimal, but it's additive, and grows over the months.

      I've done it, and don't intend to do it again. Not for one salary, and probably not for two.

    24. Re:HELL NO! by BlueArchon · · Score: 1
      • Dump that brick and get a smaller one.
      • Put it in your shirt pocket.
      • Get a headset and you alone hears when it's calling

      And stop whining...
    25. Re:HELL NO! by ethereal · · Score: 1

      If management wants to have the data center monitored 24x7, then they should staff three shifts of operators, not expect one guy to be on call 24x7. I think you're more "chained" if they let you go home but can wake you at any hour of the night.

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    26. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, I'm good enough at what I do to be able to take time away without worrying the world will end.

      Well said...

    27. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and I'm not about to put my phone in my pocket... that hurts when I sit.

      You sit on your shirt pocket???

    28. Re:HELL NO! by torqer · · Score: 1

      You know, maybe a primary school teacher doesn't NEED to have a cell phone for work related emergencies (ring -- hey man come quick Sally learned the 2 times table!!). But if you have an important role in the tech industry you pretty much NEED to have a cell phone and to have it on... even if you do everything perfectly. As a telecom admin, I know that my stuff can be running perfectly but Sprint's T1s decide to turn funky. Or when the new guy in the deptartment decides to see what the red switch on the back of the PBX does.

    29. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not about to put my phone in my pocket... that hurts when I sit.
      Stop shoving your size 42 ass in those size 36 pants and the pain will disappear like magic!
    30. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. People who have shitty jobs shouldn't be allowed in theaters. I think we should kick out the McDonalds workers too. And the people with dark skin. And people who speak with accents. And people who wear clothes from Walmart. And atheists. And Jews. And get the homosexuals out, also. We don't need these types in our theaters.

    31. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nowhere did I say one person had to do all the monitoring. All I said was that pagers let *everyone* go home at night/go to movies on the weekend, because at least one of them can take a turn with the pager that night just in case something happens.

      Then stay home when it's your turn. Let the whiners with kids spend some quality time with them that night.

    32. Re:HELL NO! by reddeno · · Score: 1

      Boy, you are a _nasty_ one, aren't you?

      It was a simple question, I was not calling for the bitches to come out of the woodwork and start screaming.

    33. Re:HELL NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just spend all your time at work, dickwad.

    34. Re:HELL NO! by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 1

      Reading the last sentence of your post made me nauseous.. Who would DO such a thing?

    35. Re:HELL NO! by Comen · · Score: 1

      I agree man, I have to be on call 24/7 in a sense, even when not on call I AM ON CALL, alot of people are like this, it simply doesnt make sense to say I am not able to be reached at all period for a couple hours, If I go on vacation it is different people know I am not able to be reached and others make sure they are more reachable etc... But I really dont want to have to call my supervisers evey time I go to a movie, They know they can page me and I wont get a page unless it is serious shit happening. I use Vibrate on my pager I thought any person that wasnt stupid would, and in a way I do want to know if all shit is really breaking lose at work, I take my job serious I guess, but again to say I am chained is nuts, it isnt that it happens alot, it is if it does I need to know about it.

      Also what ever happen to people just getting told to leave a movie theater? I think maybe socitiey is alittle to passive sometimes, and tends to try to take the easy way out of not having to deal with a issue. just have them removed if they are causing a problem, it truly isnt a issue if the people running the place got balls.

      I once wwent to see a movie, cant remember what one, but this ladys baby cried for awhile and no one said nothing for about 5 min it was hideious, then finally a guy told the lady to please shut her fucking kid up and everyone claped, then the ladies husband got up and kicked the guys ass, and the peopel that owned the theater or security I guess never came and did anything, teh guy just got mad and left. haha
      It used to seem like security in theaters was alot mroe strick years ago, you didnt see that muchof this stuff happening, or maybe its just people are alot more rude, or alot less scared to break a rule.
      I really dont think children shold be tolerated also but alot of time I think this is over looked.
      I have yet to run into a cell phone issue, but I do try to go to the best theater in town, when I go, cause it is worth the extra money to be left alone to watch movie.

    36. Re:HELL NO! by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > Who would DO such a thing?
      Probably somone with the word "manager" in their job title

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    37. Re:HELL NO! by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > it simply doesnt make sense to say I am not able to be reached at all period for a couple hours
      Do you NEVER sleep?

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  4. 802.11b network security by happyclam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So if I read this right, this paneling also blocks 97% of Wi-Fi (802.11b) signal strength? So if I want to secure my wireless network, I panel the outside walls of my building with this type of paneling, making it so that the warchalkers of the world can't get the signal? And any time I need to go building-to-building, I wire it.

    (Yes, I realize this only works if you don't need access outside the building, but many applications wouldn't anyway.)

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    1. Re:802.11b network security by daddymac · · Score: 1
      Yes, I realize this only works if you don't need access outside the building
      And you don't have any need for natural lighting inside the building.
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    2. Re:802.11b network security by Suicyco · · Score: 2

      But then you couldn't use cell phones in the building... I know where I work that would freak the hell out of the salesmen.

    3. Re:802.11b network security by zodar · · Score: 1

      He could just build a little box out of the wood panelling, then, and keep his Wifi NAT/router in it. Then no one could snoop his network, and he could have windows, too!

      Bet you didn't think of THAT!

    4. Re:802.11b network security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just put a base station in the building, then
      your sales men can continue to talk to their
      customers. no big deal.

    5. Re:802.11b network security by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > that would freak the hell out of the salesmen.
      That's OK - the only truly useful role of any salesdroid is as on object of derision for techs anyway

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  5. Aluminum foil over the wood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better still cover the ferrite/wood hat with a layer of aluminum foil just to be certain. Oh, and better make sure the pyramid shape is a perfect tetrahedron with 60 degree angles too.

    1. Re:Aluminum foil over the wood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pyramid power is bunk. This would work to prevent mind control waves if it was embedded in fabric just as well as wood. The only tricky bit is the goggles.

  6. doctors and such? by DanThe1Man · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They work by sandwiching a layer of nickel-zinc ferrite between thin slices of wood, New Scientist magazine reports.

    So they want to block all radio transmitions comming in. What about the doctors on a vibrating pager or phone. For instance, a emergency room doctor who carries a pager in case there is a train wreck or another 9/11. Does that mean they can't go to the theature anymore?

    1. Re:doctors and such? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So they want to block all radio transmitions comming in. What about the doctors on a vibrating pager or phone. For instance, a emergency room doctor who carries a pager in case there is a train wreck or another 9/11. Does that mean they can't go to the theature anymore?

      Jesus, will you morons get off this shit? If there's another 9/11, someone will tell the theater owner and they can make an announcement. What the hell did all these essential people do for entertainment ten years ago?

    2. Re:doctors and such? by DanThe1Man · · Score: 2

      What the hell did all these essential people do for entertainment ten years ago?

      They got real expensive cellphones/pages.

      30 years ago they had to stay home by the phone.

      100 years ago they had a guy on a horse come or they stayed at the hosipital.

  7. Of note by Chardish · · Score: 1, Troll

    Funny, that I never run into this "cell phone conversation" problem at the symphony.

    1. Re:Of note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've just qualified for today's first snob point. Thank you for making the rest of us look a little less unpleasant.

    2. Re:Of note by ecstatic · · Score: 1

      At a recital near me some asshole neglected to turn his phone off, and it rang twice (!!) during the recital, noticeable distracting the pianist and screwing up the latter half of his performance...

    3. Re:Of note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      despite going to the orchestra regularly, i think i've heard a cell phone ring a total of once, and the obnoxious tone was coming from the cheap seats. civilized people manage to avoid the situation quite nicely.

    4. Re:Of note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because obviously level of civilization is a function of how much money you have.

      Hate to tell you, but I've met more rich arrogant bastards than poor ones.

    5. Re:Of note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but at least they turn their damn phones off when going to a public performance.

    6. Re:Of note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because they're paying some poor fuck minimum wage to stay on call 24x7. Life's easy when you're rich.

  8. Problems by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 2
    So let me see. If you're a doctor with a cell phone or pager that is to be used in an emergency, you can never go to a movie because the hospital will not be able to reach you. And this is a good thing?

    Everyone who wants to avoid cell phones will create "pockets" of "no-phone-zones" around public places, making the mobile nature of the phones useless. "Not in my theater", "not in my restaurant", "not in my pub", etc. That will also create interference for phones in "legit" areas. (Right outside that theater, restaurant, etc.)

    So the phone companies will, of course, modify their system with "new and improved, block-proof service!" Higher power, different frequency, more sensitive equipment, etc. All at a higher price for consumers. So we have buildings that make it difficult to use cell phones, and expensive phones that will work despite the buildings designed to keep them from working. And what have we gained, exactly?

    The solution is so much simplier. Tell the jerk next to you in the theater to get a phone with a vibrate mode and to actually use it, and to have some repect for those around him. Turn off your own phone in the theater. In general, use common sense and common courtesy.

    You can't solve a the problem of people being rude with technology. They'll find some way to be rude anyway.

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    --GrouchoMarx
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    1. Re:Problems by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      The problem is the retards who don't put their phone/pager/whatever into a silent mode. They have created the drive for blocking.

      Unfortunately, those of us with the intellegence to know how to turn "vibrate" on get punished, too.

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    2. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The unfortunate thing is that common sense and common courtesy are so damned uncommon.

    3. Re:Problems by Olinator · · Score: 2
      Blockpoth the quoster:
      You can't solve a the problem of people being rude with technology. They'll find some way to be rude anyway.

      I think you misspelt "You cannot fix a social problem with a technical solution"

      HTH, HAND.

      Ole
      (Not that you aren't 100% right, of course. I was just being persnickety.)
    4. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So let me see. If you're a doctor with a cell phone or pager that is to be used in an emergency, you can never go to a movie because the hospital will not be able to reach you. And this is a good thing?

      Well, the entire population of earth didn't die off fifteen years ago before this shit came about and I'll bet doctors went out for the evening all the time.

    5. Re:Problems by beer_maker · · Score: 1
      Excuse me, perhaps you should RTFA, buddy. The nice man in Japan has found a good, cheap, signal-ABSORBENT material, which he will place on walls/doors/etc so that cell phones in the room will get no signal. The effect is that of a Faraday cage, blocking transmissions from going in or out, but having no effect on signals passing by.

      If you're outside, the signal is not blocked in any way.

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    6. Re:Problems by Student_Tech · · Score: 1

      I turn on the vibrate function on my phone, but out of fear that for some reason it will ring I turn the dang phone off. It works (although I don't use it for anything serious like a doctor would, my friends can wait).

    7. Re:Problems by popu · · Score: 1

      Everyone who wants to avoid cell phones will create "pockets" of "no-phone-zones" around public places, making the mobile nature of the phones useless. "Not in my theater", "not in my restaurant", "not in my pub", etc. .....

      Now you know how it feels to be a smoker! Unless you already smoke... in which case your doubly screwed! heh

      Anyways if you're an emergency worker on call what the hell are you doing at the movies? If I were on call Id be renting movies instead of paying ridiculous theater prices to see a movie that I might not get to see. Where's the logic in that?

  9. GSM interference by Subcarrier · · Score: 2

    ...until now, there has been no way of enforcing silence.

    Ever heard a GSM phone, blasting at full power trying to reach a base station, interfere with a powerful amplifier?

    Better cover your ears if you're sitting close to the speakers.

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    "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
  10. Poor Man's Farady Cage? by EQ · · Score: 2

    Panel your interior with this stuff. It'll be crap for getting cell calls in the house, but hell for anyonetrying to get your data short of tapping your net feed. And mount an exterior antenna (something liek a cheapo repeater) to "pipe in" the signals you want. A real RF Firewall. Heh.

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  11. External Blackspots by twoshortplanks · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The main trouble with this as I see it is that it won't only cause a problem for people inside the enclosed room, but for people in the "shadow" of these structures.

    Now, I understand that you get reflection and you can normally see more than one antenna, but this could cause whole other problems with people sheilding other areas as a side effect. I mean, what if I live next door to a cinema and they install this? Suddenly I can't receive mobile phone calls in my house because I'm in the shadow of the cinema!

    This raises all kinds of interesting issues. Can I force another property to stop blocking my radio waves? Does it devalue my property (probably, in today's modern soceity, yes.) I know whenever I've looked for places to live in the last few years one of the first things I do when I walk in is see if I can get mobile reception.

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    1. Re:External Blackspots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are precedents for this. Several years ago, AT&T and some LECs had problems caused by buildings being built in microwave paths. One new building caused a brand new CO in downtown Fargo, ND to be turned into a training center when the radio path went away. The AT&T building on Champa St. in Denver, CO lost a radio route because of a hotel being built across the street.

      Radio Shadows == Tough Shit

    2. Re:External Blackspots by BlueWonder · · Score: 2
      The main trouble with this as I see it is that it won't only cause a problem for people inside the enclosed room, but for people in the "shadow" of these structures.

      Agreed. I wonder why cell phones aren't designed in such a way that they react to a special signal by switching themselves off (or silent). Such a signal could be transmitted at the entrance of cinemas, theatres, hospitals, and airplains, and if it had a very short range of only a few meters, it would not cause any disruption for people outside the building.

      Of course, this system would only work if I'm correct in assuming that most people don't intentionally leave their cell phones on in the cinema, but forget to switch it off/silent.

    3. Re:External Blackspots by Ellen+Ripley · · Score: 2

      Can I force another property to stop blocking my radio waves?

      Not morally.

      What you're really asking is whether you can force people to allow you access to their property. The short answer is no, it's their property. If they want to keep radio waves, ultraviolet radiation, smoke, fog, air pollution, sonic energy from bass-heavy car stereos, neighborhood pets and children, communists, capitalists or hippies off their property, they have the right to do that.

      I mean, what if I live next door to a cinema and they install this? Suddenly I can't receive mobile phone calls in my house because I'm in the shadow of the cinema!

      Tough. You shouldn't have presumed access to their property.

      Ellen

    4. Re:External Blackspots by type40 · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this would be any differant than when i go to my parents house. They live in valley with a limestone bluff to the north, with the biggest urban area (where I live) 30 miles north of that. Hence all the cell towers in the area are blocked by this and my Nokia goes dead. On more than once I've left their house only to have my phone come back to life with about twentey (usualy pissed off) messages.
      So should I sue God? My reason being that my manager is pissed at me because I won't give her my parents phone number (they value their privacy) and she can't get my on the phone for things that could really wait untill I get back to work.

      PS, My mom's work pager not working at home was one of the things that sold her on the house in the first place, Dad was sold on the wiring.

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    5. Re:External Blackspots by twoshortplanks · · Score: 2

      It's not God's fault there's a limestone bluff in the way - it's the mobile phone providers. Them not having provided enough transmitters to provide service in an area is one thing. Another person taking efforts to deliberatly block mobile phone signals is another.

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    6. Re:External Blackspots by twoshortplanks · · Score: 2
      Not morally
      However, unfortuantly when it comes down to it morally has oft very little to do with actuality where the law is involved.

      Interesting points, certainly one worthy of debate (though not by me, having no strong feelings either way.) You could view it in the same way that it is prohibited to build anything you want on your property (you need planning permission) - for example, you can't easly get permissions to build anything that will block visiable light from neighbouring properties.

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    7. Re:External Blackspots by suss · · Score: 2

      I mean, what if I live next door to a cinema and they install this? Suddenly I can't receive mobile phone calls in my house because I'm in the shadow of the cinema!

      If you live next to a cinema, there's other reasons you can't make mobile -or any other kind of phone calls-...

      [ring ring]
      "Yes, Hello?"

      [cinema next door]: BEGUN THIS CLONE WAR HAS !

      "Can you speak up? There's several thousand watt speakers next door!"

      You see my point?

    8. Re:External Blackspots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you retarded? Cell phone signals do not penetrate through the theatre, out the other side, and into your house.

      Read a book or something.

    9. Re:External Blackspots by Maxwell_E · · Score: 1

      The answer to your question is an unequivocable NO. This is one of the biggest problems when dealing in backhaul microwave, customer spends $100,000 to put up a 3DS3 hop and somebody sticks a highrise smack dab in the middle of it (the path that is). Guess what their recourse is? Move the antenna higher or suck wind.

  12. Re:Listen Up Chongo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying you like it when fish get shot in to your barrel? I'm confused here taco.

  13. Hrmm...cook brain... by nomel · · Score: 1

    They have to realise that if the phone cannot find a signal...it simply increases power. So if it finds a signal after increasing its power to the maximum level (1 watt I believe), it will continue transmitting at that power...if you had a roomfull of this...I doubt it would be healthy...heheh

    So if they want to block it...they have to _really_ block it.

    Nomel

    1. Re:Hrmm...cook brain... by PSUdaemon · · Score: 1

      > if you had a roomfull of this

      Mmmmm, or a movie theater full of this :)

    2. Re:Hrmm...cook brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll also run down it's battery in about 15 minutes.

      Mmmm... a theater full of self-important gits who'll have to run home to recharge their precious cell phones.

    3. Re:Hrmm...cook brain... by Huogo · · Score: 1

      Just a small correction, I know that all Nokia phones are .6 watts.

    4. Re:Hrmm...cook brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't. If they cannot see a signal, they increase the receiver gain until they do. A cellphone NEVER transmits a signal until it see's a signal, hence you have multiband phones, like a 900/1800/1900 phone (where 900/1800 broadcasting would be illegal in the US). Based on the signal received they can increase the output power, with a whole bunch of stuff to do with reflections etc.

  14. All I want... by Have+Blue · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is a personal cell-phone anesthetizer. So I can reach into my pocket and push a button, and every cell phone within 10 meters stops working for 30 seconds (or at least long enough to drop the current call). It doesn't completely solve the problem but it would be very, very satisfying :P

    1. Re:All I want... by BJH · · Score: 2, Informative

      They sell them here in Japan - 5000 to 10000 yen ($US40-$US80) for most of them.
      A magazine did a study of them, and it looks like most of them don't really work that well, unfortunately - maximum of 1-2 meters radius around you.

    2. Re:All I want... by bosef1 · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure a portable Tesla coil would blank out most of the RF in the immediate area. It would kill all the cell phones, and all those annoying people with boom-boxes and extra loud car stereos, too (nothing like listening to 100 db whote noise).

    3. Re:All I want... by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      ...and the movie projector, if you're watching a movie.

      ...and the car's electronics, if you're in a car.

      ...and probably someone's pacemaker.

      Not a good idea.

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    4. Re:All I want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There used to be a company a couple of years ago that actually made a device like this. I believe it was called Apoptosis...or something like that. Whatever happened to them?

    5. Re:All I want... by bosef1 · · Score: 1

      Touche, PurpleBob. Actually, I'm not sure if it would hit the electronics in the car, or if the metal frame would provide enough shielding. Conversely, that means that it wouldn't blank out the stereos on other cars either. I hadn't thought about the pacemaker aspect though. Everyone with a filling, plate, or implant would jump when you turned it on :-)

    6. Re:All I want... by jjsjeff · · Score: 1

      You could somehow devilishly devise an EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse) device that you could carry around. Of course you would fry any and every electronic device within x meters.
      (I'm neglecting the negative health benefits of this activity of high intensity EM waves traveling through the body... but I'd probably try it a couple of times none-the-less just "to make sure it works".)

    7. Re:All I want... by Student_Tech · · Score: 1

      or have something attached to every chair that listens for the tones the ringer usually makes (I read something about the cell phone's ringers usually making certain frequencies) and have it shock the person and the people around them. It won't stop the phone directly but the people arround it will stop it. After a few times, the person with the phone (or observing someone with a phone that has gone off) will make sure the audible ringer will not be heard. Vibrate shouldn't be affected.

    8. Re:All I want... by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 2

      So I can reach into my pocket and push a button, and every cell phone within 10 meters stops working for 30 seconds

      Yeah, and with that much power radiated from your pocket you should grow that third ball real fast.

      Satisfying indeed. ;)

  15. doesn't solve distraction problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this ony works where it's installed. it doesn't work on a freeway, crowded bus, etc., where you want people's attention focused to not annoy/kill others.
    stiffening fines for cell users, akin to barking dog laws, might be a better solution. anywhere you need to keep focused(@work for example), you should have decency to silence your cell. i hate when i'm in the computer lab, and two go off, distracting as he#, you need to refocus and ignore .
    as for legalities, i believe theatres can ask you to leave if you are beeping(your bad). if they block, they can do what they want with their property, and you have the choice not to be their patron. i do like the sprite idea-dark and nobody knows who did it ;)

  16. Don't block, mute. by scotfl · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The best solution to the problem (that I've seen) is a beacon that sets all cellphones in range to silent (vibrate) mode.

    The first place I saw the idea was AskTog, May, 2000. But he has an update saying the technology has been developed by a company called bluelinx.

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    "In my values, freedom is more important than 'serving users' in a mere practical sense." -- RMS
  17. What about emergencies? by Ravensign · · Score: 1

    I am not looking forward to the first time someone has an emergency in the Movie Theater and no one can call 911, that wont be so good.

    Or maybe someone tries something with a gun?

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    1. Re:What about emergencies? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Yup, why, in the days before mobiles, people would DIE!

      Oh, wait, no they wouldn't, somebody would locomote the fifty feet to the nearest landline.

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    2. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Oh, wait, no they wouldn't, somebody would locomote the fifty feet to the nearest landline."

      ...and since payphones have a monopoly inside a theater, they'd have to pull out $1.50 in quarters. It's similar to banning outside drinks from a theater.

      If a theater jams cell phone signals, I'm going to stop going to it. They need to take extremist action. We're not little kids.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    3. Re:What about emergencies? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      >>since payphones have a monopoly inside a theater, they'd have to pull out $1.50 in quarters.

      Every pay phone I've looked at had a sticker saying "911" was free... besides, they wouldn't insulate the lobby ($$$), so you could just go out there with your cell.

      >>If a theater jams cell phone signals, I'm going to stop going to it.

      And there are far more people who would make *sure* to go there -- even paying extra -- to more than balance you folks out.

      >>They [don't] need to take extremist action. We're not little kids.

      Uh, apparently, they do... unless you've seen something else that works...

    4. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...and since payphones have a monopoly inside a theater, they'd have to pull out $1.50 in quarters. It's similar to banning outside drinks from a theater.

      911 calls are required to be free. Next stupid objection?

    5. Re:What about emergencies? by mark-t · · Score: 2
      ..and since payphones have a monopoly inside a theater, they'd have to pull out $1.50 in quarters. It's similar to banning outside drinks from a theater.

      You're joking, right? 911 is a free call from any phone, anywhere in North America. And the theatres don't own the phone lines, they rent them from the phone company, who I think, would have some words to say to the theatre if they started charging for emergency 911 calls.

    6. Re:What about emergencies? by daddymac · · Score: 1
      They (don't) need to take extremist action. We're not little kids.
      Some of us are. Haven't you seen the commercial where the 12 year old girl gets grounded for smoking pot and calls her (12 year old) friend's cell phone while he's in the movie?

      In actuality though, a lot of people, no matter how old they are, have the common courtesy of a little kid when it comes to turning off/setting your phone/pager/wireless potato to vibrate. I've been in theatres when people have had 6 minute conversations with the kid who's babysitting for them or their friend who is (very irresponsibly) driving around trying to find the theatre.

      Those of us who are responsible enough and have common courtesy might be punished for it. The world sees a problem "Some people don't turn off their phones in the theatre." and comes up with a solution "We won't let ANYONE use a phone in the theatre, even if they are responsible enough to use it properly." That's the way things have been working for a long time, I don't nescessarily see a change in that policy.

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    7. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      I've gone to 4 different movies in the last couple of months, I heard a phone ring once. Didn't bother anybody.

      Boy that theater better start cell-proofing the theaters right away!

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      "Derp de derp."
    8. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Okay, if my objections are so stupid, tell me how they can justify jamming the signals totally. C'mon smart ass. "Oh phones ring in theaters" isnt a good answer. People talk in theaters. People cough in theaters. Babies cry in theaters. Watches beep. People get up to go to the bathroom.

      Amazingly though, theaters don't put gags in people's mouthes, they don't do health checks when you enter, they don't ban babies, they don't make you remove your watch, and they don't lock the doors when the movie starts.

      So please tell me how jamming the cell phone signal is even remotely acceptable?

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      "Derp de derp."
    9. Re:What about emergencies? by Vader82 · · Score: 1

      Any phone, mobile or not is required to let you make a 911 call for free. Even cell phones without a service package have to let you make a 911 call. No dice on your argument.

    10. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Heh, I know who you are. ;)

      "Those of us who are responsible enough and have common courtesy might be punished for it."

      Yep, and worse, once it's acceptable in theaters, it'll be acceptable in other places too. First they'll do theaters. Then they'll move on to Libraries, afterall you must be quiet tehre. Soon you won't be able to use it in the mall. The mall will figure out that they can easily and legally jam the signals, and suddenly payphone usage will increase.

      Yet, this is all acceptable when it means you can go to the theater and not hear an occasional phone beep.

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      "Derp de derp."
    11. Re:What about emergencies? by daddymac · · Score: 1
      You don't know me... you only think you do. :)

      Just as Jesus was crucified to pay for the sins of all mankind, you and I, and other responsible cell phone users will have our phones forcibly shut off to pay for the sins of those who talk on the phone during a movie.

      amen.

      --
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    12. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Even cell phones without a service package have to let you make a 911 call. No dice on your argument. "

      My girlfriend has a condition where she gets migraines so powerful they can prevent her from walking. I don't call 911 when she has an attack like that, I'd have to call her specialist to find out what to do.

      That's why you can't generalize on that type of thing. It's incredibly silly that a theater would even consider this.

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      "Derp de derp."
    13. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Just as Jesus was crucified to pay for the sins of all mankind, you and I, and other responsible cell phone users will have our phones forcibly shut off to pay for the sins of those who talk on the phone during a movie."

      Amen.

      I wonder how much trouble I'd get into if I alluded to the RIAA's attempt to force CD's to only play in CD players. You'd think some people would be sympathetic by saying "Well, the RIAA has the right to stop MP3 trading because it hurts legitimate sales." Instead, what people say is "Hold on, not everybody who puts a CD into a computer is doing anything illegal. There's no reason to use extremist measures to stop that."

      Yet, when it comes to cell phone jamming, people are all for it: "Uh yah, jam the phones cos I think it'll improve my moviegoing experience."

      Instead of saying: "Whoah, hold up, don't take extremist measures to block my phone. The vast majority of cell phones in theaters are off or don't ring at all."

      Fun, eh?

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      "Derp de derp."
    14. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you seen the commercial where the 12 year old girl gets grounded for smoking pot and calls her (12 year old) friend's cell phone while he's in the movie?

      No I've not.. care to inform me?

    15. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they would. Seconds count. Ask any paramedic.

    16. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get your yuppie ass off our website!

    17. Re:What about emergencies? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      They don't need to justify it. It's private property, and you do not have the right to send and recieve radio transmissions at will.

      Or do you also think you should be allowed to keep your phone on in hospitals, on airplanes, and other places?

      Cell phones are pretty convenient, and useful, but they're not an inalienable right. And if you have a medical condition that means you cannot be out of contact, then it's your responsibility to not be out of contact, not random public buildings to make sure you're in contact. Or do you also think that underground parking lots, say, should install cell phone boosters?

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    18. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your fucking problem, you dickwad? Your goddamn cellphone is not a free pass to do whatever the fuck you like.

      Grow up, shithead... you're not half as important as you like to think you are.

    19. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet everybody was annoyed when you walked round asking them if they were annoyed by the phone ringing, though.

      ...eh? You didn't ask them? Then SHUT THE FUCK UP, shitface.

    20. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of cell phones in theaters are off or don't ring at all.

      If that's the case, then why the fuck do you care about whether or not the theater's blocking them?

    21. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how you quote yourself in your sig. It just emphasizes how fucking self-absorbed you are.

      I also appreciate your unfailing use of the +1 bonus to ensure your precious pearls of wisdom get the attention they so richly deserve.

      "Hi, I'm Nanogator, and I LOVE MYSELF!!!!"

    22. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Get your yuppie ass off our website! "

      Nope! You'll have to interrupt my internet connection with wood. That's obviously the only way to solve your problem. :)

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    23. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Or do you also think you should be allowed to keep your phone on in hospitals, on airplanes, and other places?" -- There's a little difference here: safety. A cell phone cannot put somebody's life in jeapordy when used in a movie theater.

      You make a good point about private property.

      "And if you have a medical condition that means you cannot be out of contact, then it's your responsibility to not be out of contact, not random public buildings to make sure you're in contact." -- Tell that to a pregnant woman, a man in a wheelchair, or an eldery person with a weak heart.

      "Or do you also think that underground parking lots, say, should install cell phone boosters?" -- *sigh* People always come up with ridiculous extremes when trying to prove I'm wrong. Never mind that people never spend up to 90 minutes inside underground parking lots. If your gf was raped in an underground parking lot, wouldn't you wish they did have phone boosters?

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    24. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I like how you quote yourself in your sig. It just emphasizes how fucking self-absorbed you are." -- Actually, I was quoting a guy named NanoG.

      "I also appreciate your unfailing use of the +1 bonus to ensure your precious pearls of wisdom get the attention they so richly deserve." -- It's the default setting, numbnuts. I don't turn it on to get attention, I just don't bother to turn it off. I'm not so into the nuances of Slashdot etiquette, Mr. Anonymous Coward.

    25. Re:What about emergencies? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      Tell that to a pregnant woman, a man in a wheelchair, or an eldery person with a weak heart.

      I would, aye. If they are at risk of dying with thirty seconds warning, then they'd best make sure they're within thirty seconds of communication.

      Cellphones are not a guarenteed communication method, unlike landlines, which do have uptime guarentees. So don't treat cellphones as such. They're a convenience, but there are times and places they should be off, period. A place where silence is expected, and an admission fee is charged, is such a place. If you can't trust your babysitter to be alone with your kids for two hours, you shouldn't go to the movies. Yes, it sucks, but it's part and parcel of having children. And yes, I have young children. I also have a good home theater setup, and a depressing collection of Disney movies. :-)

      If your gf was raped in an underground parking lot, wouldn't you wish they did have phone boosters

      No, because she's not exactly going to be able to make a call in the middle of being assaulted.

      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
    26. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so into the nuances of Slashdot etiquette, Mr. Anonymous Coward.

      Obviously. How does it feel to be bitchslapped, loser?

    27. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "No, because she's not exactly going to be able to make a call in the middle of being assaulted."

      Heh you should have seen the dirty look my gf gave me when I showed her what you said.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    28. Re:What about emergencies? by slam+smith · · Score: 1

      If your gf was raped in an underground parking lot, wouldn't you wish they did have phone boosters?

      To be quite honest a cell phone is pretty useless in this situation. I would much rather have my wife armed with a Glock, and the training to use it.

    29. Re:What about emergencies? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Heh. Actually my thinking was that she could call for help after the rape. I'm not sure why people thought I meant she'd dial 911 during it. O_o

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    30. Re:What about emergencies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A movie theathre is suitably equipped to handle emergency situations without depending on the public using cellphones.

    31. Re:What about emergencies? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      I'd respond, but not in a public forum. Suffice it to say that I'm not being flippant or heartless.

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    32. Re:What about emergencies? by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > since payphones have a monopoly inside a theater, they'd have to pull out $1.50 in quarters.
      In civilised countries, emergency calls are free.

      > If a theater jams cell phone signals, I'm going to stop going to it.
      That's fine - the rest of us can watch the movie in peace then.

      --
      Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
  18. Even better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, if it can stop the person next to me from going 'Can you hear me now?' I'm all for it.

  19. Being a cell toting parent by clutch110 · · Score: 1

    I am the parent of two children, and it is extremely valuable that my wife and I have the occasion to escape the kids and go out to have a good time.

    This does not mean however, that I am not a parent for that brief time I am out. I always carry my cellphone and it is always on vibrate. I am as disgusted with the people who have the bad manners to not only turn a cell phone to silent ring, but who also answer the phone in a middle of some event, be it a movie or a play.

    I would much rather see the device where it forces a cell phone to switch to a silent ring. People such as myself would be much more accepting.

    The moment this is installed in my favorite theater, I will stop going as I consider it crucial that my children and their guardians have access to me at all times not matter the circumstance.

    1. Re:Being a cell toting parent by Banner · · Score: 1

      Why not do what people used to do? Leave your Babysitter the number of the theater.

      G-D, how DID people ever survive before there were cell phones?

    2. Re:Being a cell toting parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right. It would be vastly better to have them stop the movie and interrupt the movie to announce that "Mr. and Mrs. Smith need to call their babysitter". That would be far less distracting.

    3. Re:Being a cell toting parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am the parent of two children, and it is extremely valuable that my wife and I have the occasion to escape the kids and go out to have a good time.

      Ignoring for the moment that your kids are of the type who have to be "escaped", aren't you lucky you didn't have your kids in 1985, when none of this technology was available? Gee, I wasn't a bad parent and I went out in the evening. I simply had a reliable babysitter who wouldn't be paralyzed if something came up.

      The moment this is installed in my favorite theater, I will stop going as I consider it crucial that my children and their guardians have access to me at all times not matter the circumstance.

      And the theater will more than make up for your lost custom by the attendance of people like me who will be happy to pay a premium to avoid the company of simpering nannies like you.

      By the way, better not be called for jury duty in San Francisco -- the jury assembly room in the basement is (intentionally or otherwise) a dead spot. I've also seen how judges deal with people who feel they can't be out of touch, even in a courtroom. It's pretty ugly, especially after they've buttered you up about how "important to the judicial process" you are.

    4. Re:Being a cell toting parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just a stupid argument. Why would i not want to have the sitter be able to contact me in an emergency. I don't give a fuck how things were in 1985 this way is obviously better in the case of an emergency.

      Cell phones are far from the most annoying thing in the theatre. Most of the things that are annoying are independant of technology, like the idiot in front of you who keeps talking to his friend/girlfriend about the movie or the kids who got bored about an hour into the movie and are now roaming the theatre.

    5. Re:Being a cell toting parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Why not do what people used to do?

      This line of argument is fscking stupid. By that logic, people shouldn't wear skirts in public because the sight of flesh might be mildly annoying to someone who might see it.

  20. Works for me by Seehund · · Score: 4, Funny

    For cinemas, concerts et c. I prefer a low-tech solution like this.

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    Help savingAmigaOS and a free PowerPC market
  21. Great - Another Raise in Ticket Prices by jonman_d · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you guys, but I'm already sick of paying $8 for a movie. If these get installed, the price will go even higher! Yeah, they're cheap...but define "cheap" when it comes to installing it in a large building? Plus the cost of installation, which they'll raise ticket prices for - and believe me, once they cover cost, they're not going to lower their prices.

    1. Re:Great - Another Raise in Ticket Prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry about the anon, but I was just going to answer your questions really quick. Something like this probably wouldnt affect the ticket price at all. Sure it would cost them some money to install, but companies tend to look at the bottom line. Which basicly means, will they be able to draw in more people with this feature. So it will come down to this, does the increase in ticket sales revenue justify the cost, and maybe the little loss in business from people who cant live without their cell phones in a theather.

  22. This hasn't been thought through. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's gonna happen when one person sitting at the back of the auditorium phones another sitting at the front? But on the plus side if they went back to making aeroplanes out of wood we could use our mobile phones without worry, though obviosly only to someone else on the same flight.

    1. Re:This hasn't been thought through. by dave3138 · · Score: 1

      The phones do not work ad-hoc (phone to phone). You must go through a cell site for call setup, handling, billing, etc etc etc.... If you still want to be annoying, buy a set of those cheap family radios to talk back and forth...

  23. A better solution by cbrese · · Score: 0

    It would make a lot more sense to have certain areas that are "Quite Zones". When a phone enters that area it would automatically switch to silent mode.

  24. Not worth the risk by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1
    The only reason I carry a live cell phone in a theater is so my babysitter can call if there's an emergency with my child. If the theater surreptitiously blocked such a call, there's be hell to pay.

    Even people who set their cell phones to vibrate would be penalized.

    1. Re:Not worth the risk by Random+Feature · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And as many others have pointed out - LEAVE A NUMBER where you can be reached.

      Guess what - that's what millions of people do today and what most of us GREW UP WITH. And we're still here.

      If you are that concerned about your child's safety/health/well-being or you don't trust your babysitter then STAY HOME or take the child with you - IF the kid has manners.

      &lt side rant &gt
      If the kid doesn't have manners, both of you stay home. I'm so tired of ill-mannered, disgusting, rude children in public I could slap them and their parents silly. It's as bad as cell phones, only worse because it propagates.

      I'm not a child hater - I have 3 and they are always complimented on their manners. Not because they're perfect but because most people's children are so horrifying.

      &lt /side rant &gt

      --
      I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
    2. Re:Not worth the risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hooahh!!! At last an actual parent who raises children correctly. I too am sick and tired of people who fail to raise children properly and then fail to comprehend how their kids turned into scofflaws (I love that word). Congratulations to you for putting some effort into raising children. Encourage your friends who have children to do the same. Next time they compliment your children on their satisfactory manners, tell them all it takes is a little effort on the part of the parents. You might tick off some people, but they'll get over it.

      sorry I have to post anonymously, but this is really off topic

    3. Re:Not worth the risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpler solution: don't go to the movies.

      You do NOT have any right to bother me in my pursuit of entertainment beecause you've gone to the movies and left something that could develop into a situation where you have to leave.

    4. Re:Not worth the risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >what most of us GREW UP WITH

      Many people 'grew up with' leeches, lead paint, and white-only facilities. Do we use those much? No. Better paradigms are available.

      Welcome to the 21st century.

    5. Re:Not worth the risk by Triv · · Score: 2

      I'm so tired of ill-mannered, disgusting, rude children in public I could slap them and their parents silly. It's as bad as cell phones, only worse because it propagates.

      Dude, I empathise, but seeing them on the street's nothing. I used to work in a toy store. Actually, it was the mother of all toy Stores - FAO Schwarz on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. On Christmas Eve.

      Picture this - hundreds of parents with hundreds of kids. None of the adults giving a rat's ass what their children're up to - they're throwing things, tripping each other, running around. Half of these parents are on cells, the other half are foreign (usually German) tourists with little to no English comprehension. They're all in a rush, they're all stressed out, and they're all extremely loud.

      And what did I get to do to these people? I had to smile and be nice to them. My mouth muscles still haven't returned to their normal shape. I firmly believe that it wasn't the kids' fault - I liked most of the kids, or at least I could see how in different circumstances I might've liked them. I despised the parents for not watching their children, for thinking the store was a public place, and for treating us like babysitters and yelling at us when little timmy whacked his sister over the head with a large stuffed gopher.

      I work in a library now. Much better class of people. :)

      Triv

    6. Re:Not worth the risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't go dumbass.
      If you can't be without your damn kids for 2 hours while you watch a movie then you are overly paranoid. Get a life.

    7. Re:Not worth the risk by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1
      Not paranoid, realistic. My child has a medical condition that occurs 2-3 times a year and can require hospitalization.

      You seem to miss that I said EMERGENCY. The word has a meaning beyond, "Darn, my videogame crashed."

    8. Re:Not worth the risk by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1
      If you are that concerned about your child's safety/health/well-being or you don't trust your babysitter then STAY HOME or take the child with you - IF the kid has manners.

      Sure, there are lots of rude parents and kids out there, but don't jump so conclusions so hastily with zero information. (Oops, this is Slashdot, I forgot. :-))

      First, although I've been carrying my cellphone in theaters for three years, it has NEVER RUNG ONCE in a theater. So whomever you're mad at, it wasn't me.

      Second, my cellphone is set to SILENT MODE (vibrate). That was my POINT: that even considerate patrons would be penalized by theaters that blocked cell phone signals.

      Third, my child is 3 years old with a medical condition (serious enough to require hospitalization) that occurs only twice a year. If this EMERGENCY occurs, in a theater or on the road, a cellphone or pager is the best option.

      Save your ire for people who are actually annoying you.

  25. Even Better: by mlknowle · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have an even lower-tech solution:

    "Sir: Please turn your cell phone off or leave the cinema" - the usher

    or:

    "Turn that damn thing OFF!" - me

    I remember reading a story of about a man talking on a cell phone on a ski gondola at a resort in Aspen. Another man, sitting next to him, asked him quietly how much the phone (a new, state of the art model) had cost. When the first man replied "Four hundred dollars," the second snatched it, threw it out the window of the gondola, and calmly handed him four Ben Franklins.

    1. Re:Even Better: by rmohr02 · · Score: 2
      I remember reading a story of about a man talking on a cell phone on a ski gondola at a resort in Aspen. Another man, sitting next to him, asked him quietly how much the phone (a new, state of the art model) had cost. When the first man replied "Four hundred dollars," the second snatched it, threw it out the window of the gondola, and calmly handed him four Ben Franklins.
      That's just rude--it's causing no more annoyance than if the person was talking to someone in person, just that only half the conversation can be eavesdropped on. Now, in a movie theater, you don't even have to give them a, uhh, refund.
  26. Dudes, guess what I'm smoking? #@ +420; High @# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be Patriotic, Smoke Amerikan grown marijuana, not treasonous imports !!!!

    Courtesy of About 420

    Connotative Use/Meaning

    420 is a phreak s (and not just a hippie s) favorite number for a
    variety of reasons, or maybe for no reason at all, but colloquially
    the number says pot -- let s smoke pot, or someone s smoking
    pot, or gee, i really like pot, or time to smoke pot, either by
    time (4:20 a.m. or p.m.), date (April 20th), or otherwise (e.g. State
    Route 420). April 20th at 4:20 is marked by annual events in
    Mount Tamalpais, CA (an informal gathering); Marin Conty, CA
    (the 420 Hemp Fest); Ann Arbor, MI (the Hash Bash); and
    Washington, D.C. (buildup towards the July 4th Smoke-In).

    Original Source(s)

    Conventional wisdom: The most common tale is that 420 is the
    police radio code or criminal code (and therefore the police call)
    in certain part(s) of California (e.g. in Los Angeles or San
    Francisco) for having spotted someone consuming cannabis
    publicly, i.e. pot smoking in progress; that local cannabis users
    picked up on the code and began celebrating the number temporally
    (esp. 4:20 a.m., 4:20 p.m., and April 20); that the number became
    nationally popularized in the late 1980s and, more ferverently, in
    the early- to mid-1990s; and is colloquially applied to a variety of
    relaxed and/or inspired contexts, including not only pot
    consumption but also a good time more generally (in contrast to
    the drug war surrounding).

    Conventions are legends: 420 is not police radio code for
    anything, anywhere. Checks of criminal codes (including those of
    the City of San Francisco, the City of Los Angeles, Los Angeles
    County, the State of California, and the federal penal code) suggest
    that the origin is neither Californian nor federal (the two best
    guesses). For instance, California Penal Code 420 defines as a
    misdemeanor the hindrance of use (obstructing entry) of public
    lands, and California Family Code 420 defines what constitutes a
    wedding ceremony (Marco). One state does come close: The
    Illinois Department of Revenue classifies the Alcoholic Liquor Act
    under Part 420, and the Cannabis and Controlled Substances Tax
    Act are next, under Part 428. (RB 5/19/99)

    True story?: According to Steven Hager, editor of High Times,
    the term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971,
    among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who
    called themselves the Waldos. The term 420 was shorthand for the
    time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of Louis
    Pasteur, to smoke pot. ``Waldo Steve, a member of the group who
    now owns a business in San Francisco, says the Waldos would
    salute each other in the school hallway and say ``420 Louis! The
    term was one of many invented by the group, but it was the one
    that caught on. ``It was just a joke, but it came to mean all kinds of
    things, like `Do you have any? or `Do I look stoned? he said.
    ``Parents and teachers wouldn t know what we were talking about.
    The term took root, and flourished, and spread beyond San Rafael
    with the assistance of the Grateful Dead and their dedicated cohort
    of pot-smoking fans. The Waldos decided to assert their claim to
    the history of the term after decades of watching it spread, mutate
    and be appropriated by commercial interests. The Waldos contacted
    Hager, and presented him with evidence of 420 s history, primarily
    a collection of postmarked letters from the early 70s with lots of
    mention of 420. They also started a Web site, waldo420.com. ``We
    have proof, we were the first, Waldo Steve said. ``I mean, it s not
    like we wrote a book or invented anything. We just came up with a
    phrase. But it s kind of an honor that this emanated from San
    Rafael. Maria Alicia Gaura for the San Francisco Chronicle,
    4/20/00 p. A19; and thanks to Noah Cole for the submission

    Alternate explanations

    There are a variety of other explanations, all much more interesting
    than police code, and many plausible. Some are more likely uses
    of the 420/hemp connection rather than sources of it, such as the
    score for the football game in Fast Times at Ridgement High,
    42-0.

    Known Myths: It isn t police code (see above). There are 315
    chemicals in marijuana, not 420. And although tea time in
    Amsterdam is rumored to be 4:20, it is actually 5:30 (Gerhard
    den Hollander).
    Sixties Songs: For instance, Bob Dylan s famous Rainy Day
    Women #12 and 35 is a possible reference, or source --
    12x35=420. And Stephen Stills wrote (and Crosby Stills Nash
    & Young performed) a song 4+20 (first recorded 7/16/69,
    released on Deja Vu 3/11/70) about an 84-year-old
    poverty-stricken man who started and finished with nothing.
    (Thanks to Sherry Keel 12/6/98.) Dylan aslo mentions 4 and
    20 windows in The Balland of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest
    (on John Wesley Harding).
    Older Verse: But 420 in poetry is older than that - Greg
    Keller notes the old nursery rhyme line, four and twenty
    black birds baked in a pie. Revelation 5:14 (in the King
    James Version of the Christian Bible) reads, And the four
    beasts said A-Men. And the four and twenty elders fell down
    and worshipped him that liveth for ever and ever. (Travis
    Spurley 2/15/99) And in Midnight s_Children, Salman
    Rushdie wrote, Inevitably, a number of these children failed
    to survive. Malnutrition, disease and the misfortunes of
    everyday life had accounted for no less than four hundred and
    twenty of them by the time I became conscious of their
    existence; although it is possible to hypothesize that these
    deaths, too, had their purpose, since 420 has been, since time
    immemorial, the number associated with fraud, deception and
    trickery. (Comet 2/14/98) Comet s best guess is that this
    refers to something in Indian mythology or numerology, since
    the book is set in India and frequently involves Indian history,
    culture, and religion. Given the high interest in Eastern
    religion among the phish/dead community, this seems a likely
    origin of 420 s current significance.
    Temporal Significance: Hands on analog clock at 4:20 look
    like position of doobie dangling from mouth Larry in
    Tuscan and Alex Mack 5/19/99). Disruptive students are out
    of detention and safetly away from school by 4:20, also
    rumored to be the time that you should dose to be peaking
    when the Dead went on stage Hart. The Waldos were a
    group of teens back in the 70 s that lived in San Rafael, CA.
    420 was the way they talked about pot in front of teachers,
    non-smoking family members etc. Also it was the time of day
    they could just go relax, and get baked. (PhunkCellar)
    Jamaicans purportedly worked till 4 then walked home then
    lit up. They would talk 420 like our parents talked about after
    5. That s when partying began Larry in Tuscan). Albert (not
    Abbie) Hofmann supposedly first encountered LSD at 4:20
    p.m. on 4/19/1943 (Bart Coleman citing Storming Heaven by
    Jay Stevens, recommended by Mickey Hart in Planet Drum).
    Surrealist painter Miro was born April 20, 1893. And
    www.filmspeed.com says the propoganda film Reefer
    Madness has a copyright date of April 20, 1936 (i.e. 4/20).
    (Patrick Woolford)
    Misc: Could be that it comes from hydroponics, the practice
    of cultivating plants in water often used by indoor marijuana
    cultivators, since 4 is used for H on a calculator (420/H20).
    (Nick Lowe 3/30/00) The number 80 (eight) is quatre vingt
    (pronounced cah-truh vahn), meaning four (times} twenty.
    Dan Nijjar 1/27/00 (No connection yet between the number
    80 and pot. A quarter pound is roughly 120 grams, rounding
    quarter-ounces to 7.5.) The titanic was supposed to arrive
    4/20/1912. (Thanks to RB.) Perhaps the heavy use of vt420
    terminals in the Berkeley area is to blame? (BTW, 420 in
    binary code is 110100100.)

    Ubiquitous?

    Now there s a 420 Pale Ale. One of the late-97/early-98 Got
    Milk ads featured a character eating cookies without milk and
    then passing a sign that reads Next Rest Area 420 miles (as Ross
    Bruning). Reportedly, all of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction
    are stuck on 4:20. Shirts with the number 420 on the red-and-blue
    interstate highway shield (Interstate 420?) have show up on the
    sitcom Will and Grace (Paul Risenhoover 5/14/99) and in several
    videos. UPS labelling software has a 420 postal code legend for
    next-day/2-day deliveries (which is how Phish tickets are sent).
    (Jack Lebowitz 10/3/98) MTV s 1997 Viewer s Choice Award (for
    the MTV Video Awards) was decided by calls to
    1-800-420-4MTV. And by May of 1998, the number was
    appearing in so many ads (eg Copenhagen 5/14/98 Rolling Stone
    p54, Corvette p55 5/98 Car & Driver) that its presence is
    presumed to be intentional. Many songs are around 4 minutes 20
    seconds long (since many songs fall between 2:30 and 5:30),
    including for example Pink Floyd s A Great Day for Freedom (on
    The Division Bell, 1994), the Foo Fighters My Hero, and
    Smokin from Boston s first album. There have also been some
    420 references on The Simpsons. In the re-run episode aired on
    April 20th, 1999 at a special time (probably in honor of those
    college students staying in the holiday spirit ;-), Homer mentions to
    Flanders that Barney s birthday is April 20th. Also, the jackpot sign
    in one part of the casino says $420,000. There are a couple less
    concrete ones, but these two have to be legit, especially since they
    decided to air THAT particular episode on 4/20/99. (Submitted by
    Matt Meehan 4/21/99) And (as of Fall 99) the 60 free minutes that
    Working Assets Long Distance offers, at the 7 cents per minute
    rate, is $4.20 free. There s even a band named 420, and another
    names . In the first fifteen pages of Karel Capek s novel War with
    the Newts, a man diving under wonder stayed down for four
    minutes and twenty seconds. Grant Garstka 1/6/00 At the
    suggested retail price ($3.96) and Michigan (6%) sales tax, a deck
    of Uno cards costs $4.20. Nic Boris 4:20 marks the first downbeat
    of the drums in Led Zeppelin s epic Stairway to Heaven. (Dan
    Harris) The bill authorizing force after the World Trade Center
    attacks of 9/11/01 passed 420 to 1, and news reports in following
    months noted many times that there are (or were then, anyway) 420
    airports in the U.S. Allan Morris And don t forget that Adolf Hitler
    was born on April 20, macabely celebrated (or at least
    referenced) via the Columbine High School shootings.

    Phish-related Occurances

    Whatever the origin, the number appears frequently... For the
    summer 1997 tour, TicketMaster service charges were $4.20. In
    the Fall 1997 Doniac Schvice Dry Goods section, a limited edition
    Pollack poster printed on 100% hemp is order number 420P. The
    Great Went was 420 miles from Boston (former home of Phish).
    The official logo includes 4 gills and 20 bubbles (Gringo
    11/12/98). As of 6/15/97, including covers and originals, Phish
    had performed a total of 420 songs (thought its 486 by 4/24/98).
    (David Steinberg). Lawnboy is 420megs of memory. Patrick
    Walker Phish s The Vibration of Life underlies a whirling loop
    with Seven Beats per second (which makes 420 beats per minute.)
    Trey has used the altered line woke up at 4:20 in Makisupa
    Policeman, which also often indirectly celebrates 420ing, e.g. by
    mention of goo balls. One of the funniest shirts around takes light
    jabs at both the 4:20 phenomenon and the rumored evolution
    (collapse?) of the Phish.Net (especially rec.music.phish) from
    being Gamehendge to Flamehendge, and beyond. The first day of
    the Great Went started at 4:20 (with Makisupa Policeman. (The
    second day started late, at 4:37.) Noah Cole The first single from
    Slip Stitch and Pass was played on WBCN 10/14/97 at 4:20 pm.
    An uproar at 12/31/96 can be heard on tape during the 2001, in
    response to an enormous digital clock (which was counting down
    to midnight) reaching 11:55:40 and reading -4:20. (Yoda)
    During the 9-12-00 2001, Trey hits the first riff right at 4:20 into
    the intro jam. (Cal 2/25/01) Some mail order tickets for the 1997
    New Year s run were in section 420. The first Mass Pike toll
    leaving Oswego was $4.20. (Camille Heath ) And the standard
    shipping for The Phish Companion through Amazon was
    originally $4.20.

    420 Shows: Phish performed on April 20 in 1989, 1990, 1991,
    1993, and 1994. The first day of the Great Went started at 4:20,
    although that was called a soundcheck by Trey after three songs.
    The Jazzfest Harry Hood 4-26-96 started at about 4:20 reported by
    Trevor. At Big Cypress, David Bowie was playing at 4:20 a.m.
    And the one event during the hiatus (10/8/00 - ?) featuring all
    four members - for Jason Colton s wedding - was 12/1/01, 420
    from: http://www.phish.net/faq/n420.html:

  27. Great for concerts. by pigeon · · Score: 1

    I was at this concert series of classical music in Rotterdam, and every concert about 4 different mobile phones rang. So I am all for it. That or flogging. My own mobile phone is always in vibrate/silent mode. And off during concerts/movies etc.

  28. I have always wanted.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A blocker in my car that could blast out the recorded message "HANG UP AND DRIVE YOUR CAR" over any nearby cell conversations and then knock them offline..

  29. Active Jamming... by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that active jamming would be much easier than having to repanel the entire room in this stuff. I think the real use could be for shielding RF sensitive equipment, acting like a low cost Faraday cage.

    Of course having magnetic wall around your sensitive equipment might not be a good idea either.

    1. Re:Active Jamming... by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      However as pointed out by someone else in one of the other threads, the FCC apparently has rules against active jamming of wireless transmisions.

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    2. Re:Active Jamming... by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 1

      So far that is true. Active jamming technology could be very dangerous in the wrong hands. Deploy it on a golf course for instance, and doctors won't be able to take emergency calls from patients. I think the FCC will relent on active jamming, people are really tired of cell phones in places they shouldn't be. They probably will only allow very low power configurations. Well under a 100 square feet range is the most I could see them allowing for each jammer. The whole is thing is regulatory nightmare.

      Remember they are using Jamming tech as we speak up in Canada.

    3. Re:Active Jamming... by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Simple. Move the ER facilities onto the golf course.

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  30. Re:HELL NO! - Comment to Commenters by SkyLeach · · Score: 2

    Give me a break people. Many of you are saying your so good that you don't have to be on call all the time.

    I wasn't on call last night, but I still had to answer the page because the problem fell into my lap by default.

    Our security guy made changes to the firewall which altered the routing table without fully understanding what he was doing. (Don't get me started on this, I keep telling my boss that this guy can have as many degrees as a thermomiter in securty but still should be given user access to my firewall, much less root! :/).

    One commit on his config changes and my whole datacenter went down. Thanks to a quick check by me I told them to fix their own problem and went back to sleep. If they want to have a n00b in a position to kill the datacenters then it's not my problem.

    But this is the real world and I had to PROVE it wasn't my problem or my butt would've been fried.

    Wake up people, no data center is perfect and the sysadmin is ALWAYS responsible, reguardless of who's on call.

    --
    My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
  31. Won't happen in the US. by surfcow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Japan has one lawyer for every 10,000 people. The US has one lawyer for every 300 people.

    "I didn't see the sign saying the theater was blocked and I missed my big interview / wife in labor / server going down / mother dying / stockmarket crashing / etc."

    US lawyers would have a field day. "Was the sign displayed properly? What font was it in? Was it also written in Swahili? What about the literacy impared?"

    I just can't see it.

    =brian

    1. Re:Won't happen in the US. by Darth_brooks · · Score: 3, Funny

      "What about the literacy impared?"

      What a great euphamism for "fucking morons"

      --
      There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
    2. Re:Won't happen in the US. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Which is why you have a PICTURE of a cell phone with the "universal no" symbol across it. No, several pictures, of several different models of cell phones/pagers...

    3. Re:Won't happen in the US. by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2
      Japan has one lawyer for every 10,000 people. The US has one lawyer for every 300 people


      Wrong! Those figures come from using different definitions for "lawyer" when counting.


      In the US, to get that number, they count everyone who basically has gone to law school and passed the bar exam and is practicing law. Prosecutors, defenders, tax lawyers, patent lawyers, real estate lawyers...all of them.


      The Japanese number comes from counting only one or two of those (the ones who prosecute and defend criminal cases, I believe).

    4. Re:Won't happen in the US. by gornar · · Score: 1

      Why would the theater be in any way responsible for this? I thought reception was a service of the provider, and I don't remember my provider ever guaranteeing reception in any area. They have service areas, in which they have their towers and such, and they tout those in their marketing literature. However, when I miss a call, I am responsible, since I was in an area that didn't get reception.
      Also, I don't get reception in my room at home. I get it on the porch, though. Does this mean I can sue the owners of my apartment building?

    5. Re:Won't happen in the US. by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Someone will, of course, argue that "well, the phone in the picture didn't look like mine, so I thought I'd be okay..."

      *sigh*... "justice" we call it

    6. Re:Won't happen in the US. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What font was it in?

      I would assume the font would be in fine print, like they use to write car sales, house mortgages and health insurance, etc... Just post it at the bottom of the movie poster and you have something that resembles a legal document! :)

    7. Re:Won't happen in the US. by BJH · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the others in Japan (gyoseishoshi and shihoshoshi - called 'scriveners' in English I think) mostly do nothing more than prepare documents, although a recent change in the law has allowed some of them to represent people in minor civil cases (cases for less than a few hundred dollars, I believe).

      Whereas if you've passed the bar exam and are practicing law in the US, you can pretty much do anything any other lawyer can do - specialization on your part doesn't actually prevent you from handling other types of case.

    8. Re:Won't happen in the US. by CaptainFlyingToaster · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to see we're making the distinction between lawyers and people.

    9. Re:Won't happen in the US. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not because of the higher number of lawyers in the USA, but because of the higher percentage of stupid idiots who blame all their problems on someone else.

    10. Re:Won't happen in the US. by Pyrosz · · Score: 1

      Is this theater private property? Yes, thought so. Guess what, they can block your cell phone all they want seeing as its there property and your just a guest.

      --

      An optimist believes we live in the best world possible; a pessimist fears this is true.
    11. Re:Won't happen in the US. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just before the movie starts, we have commercials in Tampa with one of our local football celebrities (Warren Sapp) telling folks to turn of thier cell. They've been doing this for over 2 years here - i don't know how that lawyers out, but it's something to think about.

    12. Re:Won't happen in the US. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why the US sucks.

      You fucking idiots.... your God-given "1st Amendment".

      Jesus - get a life

    13. Re:Won't happen in the US. by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > The US has one lawyer for every 300 people.
      So what you're saying is that from an average sample of 301 Americans, 300 are people and the other one is a lawyer?

      --
      Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
  32. How about lower tech? by RainbowSix · · Score: 2

    A sign at the door reminding people to turn it off?

    I know the theaters I go to don't have them. I'm sure a lot of it is people forgetting to turn them off (happens at school during classes too)

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    It's OK to be social, just don't tell anyone about it.
    1. Re:How about lower tech? by SlugLord · · Score: 1

      It's interesting... at my high school anyone caught with a phone or pager got it confiscated. Repeat offenders were suspended. Perhaps this might be a better idea for cinemas (or even for movie theaters for us americans). Simply post a sign saying that persons whose cell phones sound during a movie will be escorted out of the room.

    2. Re:How about lower tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the Loews theatres around here now a cingular ad runs in the trailers/ads section that basically says turn your phone off. Oddly enough theres always at least one person that manages to ignore the ad.

  33. CC and CC by fm6 · · Score: 2
    The solution is so much simplier. Tell the jerk next to you in the theater to get a phone with a vibrate mode and to actually use it, and to have some repect for those around him. Turn off your own phone in the theater. In general, use common sense and common courtesy.
    If these are "common", how come nobody has them?
  34. Different attitudes in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC in Japan it's possible to purchase small transmitters that effectively block cell phone signals in a small area; perhaps this material was developed as a passive alternative. As I understand it most customers for the jammers are owners of high-end restaurants and entertainment spots who don't want their patrons disturbed by the rude.

    Politeness is EXPECTED in Japanese society, and one of the most impolite things one can do is be disruptive in public. That's why iMode is so popular - communication without disturbing those around you. Maybe we could learn a thing or two...

    In the US jamming lawful radio transmissions is illegal, and I think the Canadian courts just reaffirmed a similar policy there.

  35. Where can I get one? by Jon+Howard · · Score: 1

    I'd love to hack together a portable version of this to affix to my belt.

  36. HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but like most of the /. posters I keep my cell phone on vibrate ALL THE TIME. I'm not going to be rude and talk in the theater, but I HAVE TO GET MY TEXT MESSAGES.

    If you can't be without your cell phone long enough to see a movie, then wait until the movie shows up at Blockbuster, rent it, and watch it at home. I do not buy movie tickets so that I can listen to your cell phone doing the vibrate/buzz thing. Neither do I want to see your glaring backlit display while you read your text messages. I don't want you tripping over my feet or my girlfriend's while you stumble out of the theatre because of your oh-so-important message. Your job does not concern me in the slightest. I would sooner see you fired than have you interrupt a movie that I paid to see.

    Clue: Important people don't have to carry cell phones into movie theatres. Schmucks that work for important people are the ones on call 24/7.

    P.S. Who told you that most /. posters don't keep their cell phones on vibrate "ALL THE TIME"? I don't. I normally leave mine in the car when I go in a public place.

    1. Re:HELL YES!!! by vtaluskie · · Score: 1

      GEEEZE Lighten up!

      Are you going to have a fit of exaspiration when somebody needs to go to the bathroom during the film?

      If you can't deal with things that other people sometimes need to take care of out in society, then maybe it's you who needs to be renting watching your movies exclusively via Blockbuster...

      Vince

    2. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Your job does not concern me in the slightest.

      More famous last words. Maybe you're more laid back than most people and don't mind waiting for services you paid for to come back up after a crash or waiting for the doctor you need to show up when the hospital can't reach him.

      But then again, if you're this uptight about hearing a vibrating phone while you're watching a movie, I sort of doubt it.

    3. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Are you going to have a fit of exaspiration when somebody needs to go to the bathroom during the film?

      Going to the bathroom is normal, expected, and unavoidable. That one kind of interruption is permissable does not mean that they all are.

    4. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Maybe you're more laid back than most people and don't mind waiting for services you paid for to come back up after a crash or waiting for the doctor you need to show up when the hospital can't reach him.

      No, as you surmised, I am not "laid back." That's why I expect my ISP to have multiple people who can handle problems. I don't expect there to be one lone person without whom the ISP could not function. Nor do I expect a hospital to have only one doctor that can handle an emergency. How do you think hospitals, doctors, and computer centers functioned before the invention of the cell phone and text messaging?

      Like I said before, if you can't be without your cell phone long enough to watch a movie, then rent a movie at Blockbuster and watch it at home.

    5. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well said...

    6. Re:HELL YES!!! by WinterSolstice · · Score: 2, Flamebait
      You are clearly wrong if you think hospitals have several doctors that can handle an emergency. Hospitals have only the minimum possible staff, especially in the anesthesia area.

      And yes, when they were on call in the days before pagers, they were woken with a phone call. They then ran their butt off in order to help you.

      Now, in the case of my youngest (who has RMS, which is a form of cancer), he has two cancer specialists, 6 anesthesia specialists, but only 1 urinary specialist. Why? Because there is only one pediatric urologist working with his hospital in the WHOLE DARN AREA. If I find out that you hurt my son's doctor because he's watching a movie and my son has an emergency I will personally beat you into the anal-retentive ball of slime you deserve to be .

      You have your little attitude, but you have less regard for society than people who are the lone specialist for 200 miles. I am delighted that you are so easily replaced. That way, when you die an insignificant death of ignominy, you will be immediately replaced with another drone.

      -WS

      --
      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
    7. Re:HELL YES!!! by realdpk · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Jeez man. Why do you go to a theater at all? Why don't you take your own advice and rent the movie and watch it in your Fortress of Solitude? I hope your walls are soundproof though, just in case your neighbor has a refrigerator (they can get awfully noisy!!)

      Clue: My job is important, if for nothing else than to pay my rent and my bills.

      PS: Good for you. I keep mine in my pocket.

    8. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RMS, which is a form of cancer

      I'm sure Mr. Stallman appreciates that.

    9. Re:HELL YES!!! by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Breath man, I see your point and you are definitely correct. fmaxwell has a point, and it is somewhat valid. My guess is that if you only have one pediatric urologist in your area it's a fairly low populous area. Hell, I grew up in an area of about 20K-30K people and we had 2.

      Living in a large city, there is always the back up. I know a few doctors and specialists who are on call. When they are on call they make sure that they don't do anything that would be interruptive. It's called courtesy. The problem is most of the young drones and lackeys of corporate culture think their servers are more important than those around them. They think because they're the ones that get called they're important. They aren't, but let them live that way -- when they grow up they'll realize otherwise. I'd say most doctors and actual important people don't like to be interruptive or make a scene at all. That's why you rarely see one scamper out of a movie theater.

      Just my $0.02. But, you are right, and I'd help with the anal-retentive beating :)

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    10. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I will personally beat you into the anal-retentive ball of slime you deserve to be .

      And I will personally cooperate with anyone who wishes to deal with you in a destructive manner for electing to be judge, jury and executioner.

    11. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schmucks that work for important people are the ones on call 24/7.

      And therefore, these people should not get to watch movies.

    12. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'll get a bunch of guys to beat you up! And when you get some guys to beat them up, I'll get other guys to beat those guys up!

    13. Re:HELL YES!!! by the_real_tigga · · Score: 1

      Going to the bathroom is normal, expected, and unavoidable.

      Wrong.

      Normal? Yes.

      Expectable?
      That's the point: you can expect it , so go to the bathroom before entering the theatre.

      If you cant hold if for two hours, go see your doctor instead of the movie.

      Unavoidable? See above.

      Geesh!

      --
      my .sig is better than yours.
    14. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And yes, when they were on call in the days before pagers, they were woken with a phone call.

      So they were not sitting in a movie theatre while they were on call? I didn't think so.

      I will personally beat you into the anal-retentive ball of slime you deserve to be .

      I'm sorry that your son has RMS, but that gives you no right to threaten me. Besides, unless you are a LOT bigger and stronger than average, you are damned lucky that you said that while hiding behind your CRT. Here's a hint for you: Ever been mistaken for an NFL football player? I was -- by a member of the Raiders.

      I am delighted that you are so easily replaced.

      I'm not easily replaced. But neither am I so vain as to think that the entire company I work for would grind to a halt if I was unavailable by phone for a few hours. They recognize that they are lucky to have me and, while I'm sure that they would like to me to carry a cell phone so that they could reach me 24/7, they don't want to risk losing me by suggesting something that preposterous.

      Going out to see a movie is a luxury -- and one that many people have not had in years. If you have taken the kind of job where you have to be on call 24/7, then you can watch videos at home rather than annoying people in theaters.

      This reminds me of the parents that have infants that they insist on bringing into movie theaters and nice restaurants. When you make choices in your life, whether to be a new parent or a system administrator, you need to adjust your lifestyle accordingly and not act like the world owes you something.

    15. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      That's the point: you can expect it , so go to the bathroom before entering the theatre.

      If you cant hold if for two hours, go see your doctor instead of the movie.


      Being the sensitive guy I am, I make allowances for older people, pregnant women, and people with medical conditions.

    16. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And therefore, these people should not get to watch movies.

      That's why Blockbuster exists. If your presence is likely to be an annoyance to others, whether because you have a chronic cough or you because you have to be on call 24/7, rent a movie and watch it at home.

    17. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I do not buy movie tickets so that I can listen to your cell phone doing the vibrate/buzz thing. Neither do I want to see your glaring backlit display while you read your text messages. I don't want you tripping over my feet or my girlfriend's while you stumble out of the theatre because of your oh-so-important message

      Um you might want to take a moment off being an ass as I think you may be straining a little too much. For one thing, nobody is going to hear the vibrate with the music sound going, and second, nobody is going to see a lighted display...at least in every "stadium seating" theater I've been in you can't see everyone's lap in front of you...just their head.

    18. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you think important means people with lots of education making lots of money. If so then most "important" people I know run their own businesses. They also like making money and make far more than you can imagine. They are "on call" because they don't have to sit in a cube 8 hours a day toiling away at the keyboard like you. They have the freedom to do business anywhere they choose. That's why they carry cellphones wherever they go.

    19. Re:HELL YES!!! by alexburke · · Score: 2

      (who has RMS, which is a form of cancer)

      That's GNU/Cancer, as far as RMS is concerned.

      Now, as far as RMS himself being a form of cancer, I'm sure Bill agrees with you...

    20. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. Violence solves everything.

      Moron.

    21. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Um you might want to take a moment off being an ass

      bite me.

      For one thing, nobody is going to hear the vibrate with the music sound going,

      And all movies are loud and have music all of the time, right?

      at least in every "stadium seating" theater I've been in you can't see everyone's lap in front of you...just their head.

      The typical problem is for the persons seated in the same row as the cell phone user.

      If your idea of a really great movie is the latest installment of Friday the 13th, then, no, I guess a buzzing cell phone next to you won't distract from the experience too much. But if you are watching a top-shelf movie like Lord of the Rings or Dr. Zhivago, then it is damned distracting and annoying. It detracts from the whole experience.

      Many nights out at the movies are ruined because of hoardes of self-centered people that think their interruption of someone else's experience is somehow justified. You have the network geek that believes that keeping www.doggychewtoys.com on the web justifies his use of a backlit Blackberry pager during the movie. You have mom & dad who left the kids with some 12 year that has instructions to call them the for an "emergency" (like when she can't find the TV remote). You've got the guy who brings his PDA into the movie so that he can jot down his incredibly important, insightful thoughts (like "maybe we should call the new software 'Quantaria'"). Of course there are always people who set their watch to chime (actually "beep") on the hour so that they won't lose track of the time. And each of them thinks that they are justified in bothering others because they have their electronic gizmo for an "important reason."

      If you have to have something that can make noise or light up while you are watching a movie, then you should be renting the movie on DVD or VHS and watching it at home.

    22. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      I assume you think important means people with lots of education making lots of money.

      I am important. That's why I don't "sit in a cube 8 hours a day toiling away at the keyboard." (You're not very good at guessing, are you?) I run my own consulting business. And I leave my cell phone in my car when I go into a public place. Why? Because I'm not a self-centered ass that thinks that everyone around me should have to listen to my phone, hear me discussing business, or watch me responding to text messages.

      By the way, your description of successful business people sounds awfully familiar. Were you the person who sent me the spam about how I could be my own boss?

    23. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      I think the guy I responded to is a complete ass. He threatened me (not that I'm particularly scared), insulted me, and called me names. But I still think that making jokes about his kid's form of cancer is over the line. How about agreeing that it's off limits?

    24. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Why do you go to a theater at all?

      I usually don't. Between cell phones, watches beeping on the hour, pagers going off, babies crying (like an infant needs to be in a PG-13 movie), etc., I usually wait for it to come out on video.

      Clue: My job is important, if for nothing else than to pay my rent and my bills.

      But that does not mean that your job is, or should be, important to those sitting around you in a movie theater. And if it is not important to them, then it should not be interrupting or distracting them while they try to enjoy a movie.

    25. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being the sensitive guy I am, I make allowances for older people, pregnant women, and people with medical conditions.
      Then you should realize that people with medical conditions may need to contact doctors that may be in a theatre and need to have access to a cell phone on vibrate.
      It hardly seems reasonable that medical personnel on call should be banned from public places because they may be needed at the hospital.

    26. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so hard to tell irony from hypocrisy these days. Which one is this again?

    27. Re:HELL YES!!! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      So whats the criteria for deciding who's really important and who isn't?

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    28. Re:HELL YES!!! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Oh for fucks sake, you're complaining about watches chiming on the hour now? Are you that much of a prick? And you call OTHERS self-centered?

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    29. Re:HELL YES!!! by cameldrv · · Score: 1

      Clue: Life is better when you mellow out a bit.

    30. Re:HELL YES!!! by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Amen. If you REALLY REALLY REALLY need to see a movie and your job requires you to be on call, take a day of vacation. Take a sick day. Take a family emergency day. Who cares. It is simply not our responsibility that you have to be on call. Nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to both be on call and watch a movie at the same time. Be an adult and make a choice.

      --

      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
    31. Re:HELL YES!!! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      So you leave your phone in the car because you're too stupid to figure out how to set it to vibrate?

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    32. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Go fuck yourself you stupid little man-child.

      If I am immersed in a movie, the last thing I want is to be jolted out of it by your wristwatch beeping just because you are too fucking stupid to turn it off.

      How is it "self-centered" to not want to listen to every idiot's beeping watch during a movie? Like it's such a big hardship to you to not have it beep on the hour.

    33. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      It hardly seems reasonable that medical personnel on call should be banned from public places because they may be needed at the hospital.

      We are talking solely about theaters, so let's not imply something more than that.

      If you choose to be a doctor, you can watch movies at home when you are on call so as not to disturb those around you. And you can join a practice where there is an answering service to screen calls and other doctors who take turns being on call.

      Besides, if someone can't wait for the doctor to check his/her messages after the movie ends, that person needs to be in the ER, not on the phone.

    34. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      So you leave your phone in the car because you're too stupid to figure out how to set it to vibrate?

      No, I leave my phone in my car for two reasons:

      1. So as not to disturb those around me with my conversations, text messages, the backlit display, and the buzzing associated with vibrating phones.

      2. Because I have a cell phone for my convenience, not so that I can be on a 24/7 leash for anyone who wishes to reach me.

      Quit your trolling.

    35. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agreed with all of your comments in this thread up until "watch me responding to text messages." i hope you mean in a dark and crowded theater. otherwise, what i'm doing in the palm of my hand really shouldn't be bothering anyone, so long as it's out of the pants and not going to end up in your food.

      i'd take a world of crowded public spaces of teenagers gabbing via sms rather than by voice any day.

    36. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm sorry that your son has RMS, but that gives you no right to threaten me. Besides, unless you are a LOT bigger and stronger than average, you are damned lucky that you said that while hiding behind your CRT. Here's a hint for you: Ever been mistaken for an NFL football player? I was -- by a member of the Raiders.

      Uh....riiiiiight.

      I'm not easily replaced. But neither am I so vain as to think that the entire company I work for would grind to a halt if I was unavailable by phone for a few hours. They recognize that they are lucky to have me and, while I'm sure that they would like to me to carry a cell phone so that they could reach me 24/7, they don't want to risk losing me by suggesting something that preposterous.

      Err...in another thread, you claimed to own your business. A consulting firm. This was how you explained that you were "important". Now you're an employee that the company doesn't want to risk losing?

      Talk out your ass much?

      This reminds me of the parents that have infants that they insist on bringing into movie theaters and nice restaurants.

      Oh, you're one of those. How dare anyone bring a baby out into the world that was clearly intended only for the enjoyment of mature, sophisticated adults such as yourself? The nerve. They ought to be ashamed of themselves.

      When you make choices in your life, whether to be a new parent or a system administrator, you need to adjust your lifestyle accordingly and not act like the world owes you something.

      I'm sorry, at what point were the new parents and the SysAdmins all looking for a handout? The world doesn't owe you perfect peace and quiet, either. If you're a sociopath who can't stand other people (and it's obvious you are and you can't), do the world a favor and go crawl in a cave somewhere.

      Here's a big eye-opener, and this one's free: It's not them, it's you. Noone can stand you. There are people who may be nice to you, and you may think they like you, but I assure you, NOONE can stand you.

    37. Re:HELL YES!!! by alexburke · · Score: 2

      I'm not at all making fun of his kid's cancer. I was putting some levity into the RMS-cancer linkup that only the Slashdot crowd would appreciate. That is all. You shouldn't read further into it than that, because nothing further was intended or implied. Batteries not included.

    38. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you get a movie theater, install this cell-phone-blocking stuff in the walls, collect the people you're testing for importance inside, and then wait for people to notice that they can't be contacted by phone.

      If somebody comes looking for them, you know they're important.

      If nobody comes looking for them, they're not important.

      If they lose their job over it, you know they're completely insignificant, because it means that there's several other people immediately available to do the same job.

    39. Re:HELL YES!!! by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      Didn't anyone ever tell you NEVER to use absolute words? I can stand him just fine. I have no problem with a young baby in a kiddie movie or two-and-a-half star restaurant. Take the child to a PG-13 movie it can't understand, or a fancy restaurant worth quite a bit to me, and you bet I'll make my displeasure known. The parents may have a right to take the baby where it can wail it's head off. I too have the same right, though I don't wail. It's more of a holler.

    40. Re:HELL YES!!! by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Tell Me!!! I want my car to vibrate!!

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    41. Re:HELL YES!!! by hplasm · · Score: 1

      The more important you believe yourself to be, the less important you actually are?....hm, seems to work on most test buffoons around here........

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    42. Re:HELL YES!!! by indiechild · · Score: 1
      P.S. Who told you that most /. posters don't keep their cell phones on vibrate "ALL THE TIME"? I don't. I normally leave mine in the car when I go in a public place.

      What, so that someone can smash the windows and steal it while you're away?

      Tsk tsk...

      And if you can forego carrying your phone in a public place, you don't need a phone in the first place.
    43. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok; first- there are responsible ways to use cellphones/mobile devices; and there are irresponsible ways; I'm sure that most people are just forgetful and don't use them responsibally for those reasons: Friendly reminders before the movie- and the slow spread of awareness, should make this a non issue soon enough.

      Second: If the vibrate/buzz function of a cellphone upsets you; you should probabally see a doctor about high blood pressure . During movies people will need to leave theater, people will tap there feet, people will shout, and people will laugh.

      Third: Some people do need there cell phones/mobile devices avalibal to them as much as possible . Two of the primary ocupations I can come up with for this are firefighter, and doctor; and I'll explain.

      Up here in Canada; we ocassionally try to reduce costs of well, everything, so to further that we often have 'volounteer firefighters' ; Now not every volounteer needs to make it to every fire- so it's ok for one guy to end up in a subway, or take a vacation: but movie theaters could be a problem- lets say that 40% of the firefighters went to see episode 2 on openining night, 5% more were out of the city, and 25% just came back from another fire and are too tired to go out again that leave but 30% of the firefighters 'on call'- a particularly bad fire could requre more then 30% of them; but because the theaters are blocking the transmissions they don't get the call; that could cause deaths, or perhaps just a lot of proporty dammage- in any case: it would be bad.

      In another scenario: Let's say that four surgons go out to a movie together- Let's say there all brain surgons, and let's say that all of them are on call: Of course; the hospital dose have one more brain surgon at the place for emergencies- but what if two cases of brain injury come in; and now all the brain surgons can't be reached for 2 hours, that would also be bad.

      As I outlined above, the problem is not that a SPECIFIC individual could not be reached; but that a lot of specific individuals could not be reached like was said elsewhere, movies are a social activity; you do it with your friends: and often your friends are also your co-workers.

      Now; doctorss and firefighters are not iditots, and will probabally come up with a system where they can all go and see the movie; like every ten minutes one of them gets up and goes outside to see if any calls came in- but frankly; that would probabally be far more of an annoyance then the momentary disruption of having one of there pagers go off vibrating silently in there pocket, and then the three of them leaving the theater once in an orderly fassion

      Now what I would far prefer to see is perhaps an automated switch in theaters, to change all cell mobile devices to 'silent' mode, and turn the glowing screens to 'low'- this way people who are annoyed by cell phones and people with 'critical' jobs can both be happy at the same theaters, and extrapolating further; this type of blocker could be used in resturants, or any other place where a cell phone could be considered- intrusive. But that would require the cell phone manufactures to actually agree on something, which is unlikely without some sort of governing body's intervention.

    44. Re:HELL YES!!! by viperblades · · Score: 1

      hmmmm next you time you go to see your docter tell him he should never go see a movie on call. tell EVERY police officer you know ho has to be on call he's not allowed to go out in public in fact you should go around telling all those who annoy you that need to go away.......i wonder how long you'll live think about this what would we do without docters? police? other emergency personal? and 2 i bet your inconsiderate in to others in many ways. reminds of M$ saying linux caused teh dot com crash.........

    45. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      i hope you mean in a dark and crowded theater.

      I did. Sorry for not making that more clear.

    46. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      hmmmm next you time you go to see your docter tell him he should never go see a movie on call.

      I don't have to. My doctor is a professional. He is part of a practice in which the doctors rotate responsibility for taking calls. It is unlikely that my doctor is in a movie theater when it's his turn to be on call.

    47. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Err...in another thread, you claimed to own your business. A consulting firm. This was how you explained that you were "important". Now you're an employee that the company doesn't want to risk losing?

      I did not say "employee". I referred to the "company I work for." This may come as a tremendous shock to you, but consultants do work for other companies -- even though they run their own businesses. I provide consulting services to companies. Therefore, I work for them.

      Not too good at reading comprehension, are you?

      I'm sorry, at what point were the new parents and the SysAdmins all looking for a handout?

      When they brought their infants and cell phones into movie theaters expecting the rest of the patrons to put up with the interruptions.

      The world doesn't owe you perfect peace and quiet, either.

      In a movie theater or nice restaurant, it does. That's one of the things I, and every other patron, paid for.

      It's not them, it's you. Noone can stand you.

      Let's see... I started this thread with a post that has received five positive karma points and two negative ones. You're post is at 0. Sounds like more people agree with me than with you. Go away, anonymous coward. And, if no one could stand me, I wouldn't have many clients, some for five or more years, would I?

    48. Re:HELL YES!!! by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      You are surely speaking from the mouth of someone who has never had to work oncall. Maybe in your fairy tale existence you got the perfect life, and the perfect job, but not all of us are as fortunate. Some of us do have to be on call, and it is a part of life. There is no reason to give up our entire life and live in a cave, as you would suggest, so not to offend over easily offended people such as yourself.
      Here is a suggestion, if YOU sit in your house, and rent movies from Blockbuster, you will not be interuppted. Why ask anything from others that you would not be willing to do yourself?
      I haget cell phones in movie theatres, but I do understand that some people have to be oncall.

      PS Why would you brag about being the size of a football player? That might have intimidated people in the 80's or something, but is not scary at all now. I am 100 times more worried about if some guys has a guy then if the guy is big (not that I think violence is a good answer ever anyways!)

    49. Re:HELL YES!!! by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      How about this: Does someone die if you can't get in touch with that person?

      --
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    50. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      You are surely speaking from the mouth of someone who has never had to work oncall.

      I am currently working at a company that builds satellites. During the testing and launch prep phases, I am often on call. When I am on call, I don't go out to movies and, instead, rent videos to watch at home.

      Here is a suggestion, if YOU sit in your house, and rent movies from Blockbuster, you will not be interuppted.

      That reminds me of the smokers that used to say 'If you don't want to breathe my cigarette smoke, then stay home and don't eat at a restaurant'.

      Why ask anything from others that you would not be willing to do yourself?

      I don't, as you can see above. But why should I be caged up at home when I'm not on call? So that people less considerate than I am can feel free to take cell phones, pagers, and Blackberrys to movies? I don't think so.

    51. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      I was putting some levity into the RMS-cancer linkup that only the Slashdot crowd would appreciate.

      Well, he's part of the Slashdot crowd and I bet he has trouble seeing humor in anything involving his kid's cancer. I'm sure that you meant no offense and I certainly didn't mean to come down on you personally. I just thought it best to leave that line of humor alone. Peace.

    52. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't understand how my using my blackberry can possible effect your movie experience. The vibration is pretty much silent, especially once your ears have be desensitized by the ear shattering noise from the movie, and if you are watching the movie, there is no way that you would see the light from it...but I already see you are one of those people who loves to complain about everything and anything, so if it's not this, why not something else.
      Personally, I hate sitting next to fat people at movies, which I assume you are, since you are the size of a football player. I find the way their enormity overflows from the seat to be quite uncomfortable, if I am forced to sit beside them. Maybe the next rule should be no fatties at the movies either

    53. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Personally, I hate sitting next to fat people at movies, which I assume you are, since you are the size of a football player. I find the way their enormity overflows from the seat to be quite uncomfortable, if I am forced to sit beside them. Maybe the next rule should be no fatties at the movies either

      I'm sure that you'd prefer to be sitting in in a dark theater with little children -- ah, but there's that restraining order and the monitoring device on your ankle.

      Have a nice day and better luck in your future trolling attempts.

    54. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean have better luck? I fished you in fatty!

    55. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      What do you mean have better luck? I fished you in fatty!

      But you didn't make me mad or upset.

      And if there's ever a really big guy next to you at a theater, just look up at him and tell him to move his fat ass away from you. ;-)

    56. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say you weren't upset, but you dignified what I said with a response, which means you were successfully trolled.
      And telling some fat ass to move wouldn't bother me in the least...nothing to be affraid of some guy who will run out of breath after 10 seconds

    57. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you said important people don't have to be on-call?

      You said:
      Clue: Important people don't have to carry cell phones into movie theatres. Schmucks that work for important people are the ones on call 24/7.

      You are telling me that you are not important now because you have to carry cell phones and sit at home waiting for the phone to ring? Are you important or not?

    58. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      I thought you said important people don't have to be on-call?

      No, I said that they don't have to be on call 24/7. I am sometimes on call for a few days at a time every 2-3 months (on average). That's not exactly 24/7. And I am asked if I am willing to be on call -- not told that I will be.

      Next time, read what you are quoting before pressing [Submit].

    59. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      For a troll to be successful, you have to get the person trolled upset -- not simply get them to insult you.

      And telling some fat ass to move wouldn't bother me in the least...nothing to be affraid of some guy who will run out of breath after 10 seconds

      So you'd tell him to move and then run away? Boy, that would impress your date! LOL!!!

    60. Re:HELL YES!!! by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      So your not upset that you are a big fat ass? You should be
      And, no need to run away...I could kick the crap out of any fat ass any day...you would just be too tired to swing after 10 seconds

    61. Re:HELL YES!!! by viperblades · · Score: 1

      there is no lack of docters....... thats right every hospital has teh specialists and docters they need to have proper shifts. man i'm glad docters in general aren't selfish like you

    62. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your employer has you on call 24/7, you are a hapless toady. You have sold out your rights as a working man/woman to be an economic slave on a leash. You have helped to create a world where de facto slavery is an unavoidable reality.

      You have earned your suffering.

    63. Re:HELL YES!!! by viperblades · · Score: 1

      and if that person is in er??? and the docter is in the theatre???

    64. Re:HELL YES!!! by realdpk · · Score: 2

      And it doesn't distract them any more than someone using the restroom, which you've already said is acceptable. So, problem solved.

      Now about this nasty cell phone blocking...

    65. Re:HELL YES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I'm not a self-centered ass that thinks that everyone around me should have to listen to my phone, hear me discussing business, or watch me responding to text messages.

      No, you're a self-centered ass that thinks everone around you should stop whatever they're doing so they don't annoy you. Its just a movie man. Thats what, $15 for the ticket and snacks. That should be a drop in the hat for you since you're so damn important. Unimportant people have just as much right to do important things as so-called "important" people do unimportant things. Cell phones would not be as useful if people could not use them anywhere and everywhere.
      Granted, people who let them ring in the theatres and talk loudly on them in public should be smacked around a little. But, then again, those people probably really don't know how to turn the ringer off and the vibrate on.

    66. Re:HELL YES!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      This whole supposition of yours that I'm a "fat ass" is wrong, but it's been fun taunting you.

      Happy trolling.

  37. Correction on parent post... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    " They need to take extremist action. We're not little kids. "

    I mean to say " They don't need to take extremist action..."

    Sorry, the submit and preview buttons are too close together. Heh.

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  38. RE: Pledge of Stupidity #@ +1 ; Despicable @# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Dick Cheney would say about anything:

    The U.S. has 500 idiots for every 500 Christians.

    Thank you and have a nice day.

  39. Well, that's one way to do it... by Hizonner · · Score: 2
    ... but not the only way.

    I used to have a job where I was on call 24x7, for some reasonably critical stuff. There'd usually be a call a day; some days more, some days none. Late-night calls were less common, partly because the group of people who took the calls was distributed around the planet. However, there were calls at 3 AM now and then.

    Why did I accept that? Because there was a quid pro quo. As long as I kept myself available for those calls, and as long as I got a certain amount of total work done on some other things, my employer asked NO QUESTIONS about where I was. I could go anywhere, any time. I didn't even have to be in any specific town.

    Well, OK, I did have meetings once or twice a week (on no fixed schedule), but that was about it. If I was in my office, it was because I wanted to be there at that time.

    No, I wasn't the only person who could handle the calls. You need backup, always, because there's always a chance that something will keep you from taking a call. If we'd had fixed shifts, we'd have had to have at least two people chained to desks all the time, covering each other. That's six people total, instead of three people with each taking point for her own time zone and the other two backing her up.

    By the way, I never, once permitted my phone to ring audibly in a movie theater. That's what vibrate mode is for. Sit near a door, and you can quietly and unobtrusively get outside in plenty of time to take the call.

    The arrangement had plenty of problems, many of them caused by my own failure to hire enough people to keep up with expanding load. On the whole, though, it worked. I can see the appeal of having "my time" and "their time", but I also know the appeal of being able to go home and prune my roses if I feel like it.

    1. Re:Well, that's one way to do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a business sense, could look at it as a loss leader but regardless, the end result is this: work more hours than your paid = reducing your hourly rate. If the arrangement you had balanced out by time being saved because you could schedule things when they were available, less traffic, etc. then that's ok. When trying to gauge such an arrangement, convert everything into cost of time.

  40. [OT] Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Sancho · · Score: 2

    Actually, except for digitally projected movies (which I simply don't know about) "rewinding" a movie simply isn't possible. To rewind would take approximately an hour. Most theaters these days splice all the reels of a film onto a single, continuous reel that is just replayed constantly. Rewinding isn't an option, most places, because it is very time consuming.

    1. Re:[OT] Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Seems to me that running the reel backwards for a couple seconds wouldn't be too hard, but then again, I've never seen an actual film projector.

      However, I'd assume that they could at least stop it before the page and then start it again...

    2. Re:[OT] Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A previous poster says he knows about how movie projection works, and says that rewinding isn't possible.

      You admit you've never even SEEN an actual film projector, but figure it wouldn't be hard to rewind.

      What exactly did you hope to add to the discussion with this admission of cluelessness?

      This sort of "well, I don't know anything about it, but I figure my uneducated intuition is at least as good as someone else's informed personal experience" bullshit is classic slashdot.

    3. Re:[OT] Re:Sounds great for the movies... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      OK, so maybe I used the wrong verb tense. I should have written "It seemed to me" rather than "Seems to me"...

      Believe me, if someone comes out and says I'm wrong, if I am going just on a fairly weak assumption, I'll go with it.

    4. Re:[OT] Re:Sounds great for the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that there's actually a projectionist up there. There's SUPPOSED to be one, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out that a multiplex only had one projectionist, who started up the film, and rewound it afterwords.

      A true story: I went to a screening of the 13th Warrior. The bulb went out, and there was nobody in the booth. The audience sat in the dark for about ten minutes (with the audio for the film still running), before management showed up and told everyone to go to the next screening. You figure if there was a projectionist up there, they woulda whipped out the spare bulb and installed it in a heartbeat, just as they should splice breaks, resync films, adjust focus/volume, etc. - all the things that require that a projectionist sit there for the entire film.

      But hey, all movie theatre chains are run by cost-cutting, now bankrupt corporations, so we're not surprised if they decide to cut corners in the projection booth, are we?

  41. Hell on the Fire Dept. too! by isdnip · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So let's say one of these theatres with RF-shielded walls caught fire. The firefighters rush in, with their VHF two-way radios. But they are now blocked! So if they have to radio warnings, like, "Get out of there, the roof is about to collaps!", they don't hear it, because the wood part of the walls may be on fire, but they are still standing, ferrite intact.

    Firefighters died in the World Trade Center *because* the building's construction (the shell had steel vertical beams very close together) blocked the signals from the command on the ground, telling them to evacuate. (This was written up in IEEE Spectrum, I think in April.) Now you want theatres to have this problem, just because some jerks are too tacky to put there phones on "vibrate" or go to the lobby when they get a call?

    I'm a parent, and as somebody else noted, we sometimes need to be reached on an emergency basis. I have had to leave a movie because my cell phone *vibrated* and the babysitter told me, while I was standing in the lobby, that there was a problem. I would be hard-pressed to patronize a theater that didn't allow me that luxury.

    Back in the sixties, my father was a physician who was often "on call" during his few hours of not actually working. He had an answering service that he checked in with all the time. I think he had occasion to leave them the phone number of the theatre (reserved seat stage, not movie), and his seat, so that an usher could fetch him. We don't do that nowadays; we expect radio waves to do the job. It can be done with minimum annoyance to fellow theatergoers. Blocking is a bad idea.

    1. Re:Hell on the Fire Dept. too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the firefighters could use some sort of "forwarder" (that is some box forwarding the radio signal, I cuold build that for them) placed in the (open) door to the movie. Problem solved.

      And about the life and death situations. Stay out of the movie if you are not comfortable of sitting there uninterrupted in 2 hours.

    2. Re:Hell on the Fire Dept. too! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      I doubt it would significantly cut the UHF and VHF radio signals that the emergency services's radios use. You'd design it to really only be effective at microwave frequencies. Even lowband mobile phones are 900MHz, which is a damn sight easier to block than the 460MHz or so that ES handhelds use.

    3. Re:Hell on the Fire Dept. too! by ganiman · · Score: 0

      I've said it on /. before. Shut up. I pay 9 bucks for a movie and don't want some 13 year old with a cell phone talking away on it during a movie. 9 f'cking bucks! If movies were cheaper, I might not complain, but 9 bucks!! I want to get what I'm paying for at that price; some peace a quiet during a movie.

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    4. Re:Hell on the Fire Dept. too! by viperblades · · Score: 1

      well do what sig says and do something about it.

  42. Will help my dating life... by svferris · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will really help my dating life. I always notice my date's cellphone rings in the middle of the date and then she "suddenly" has to go.

    But now their phones won't be able to ring... :-)

    1. Re:Will help my dating life... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Was this anything to do with you?

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  43. What about those with children and babysitters? by pm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My wife and I always go to the movies (and dinner dates, and theaters, and concerts) with our cellphone set to vibrate simply so that if things go horribly wrong at home with the baby sitter and our children, we can be reached. Just because my wife and I are having a date out doesn't mean that everyone back at home (children and/or babysitter) need to have a miserable evening.

    Only once did the babysitter call during the theater. I got up, walked out, and took the call and told the babysitter that my daughter's teddy bear was probably under the couch (it was) and waited until they found it. Without a cell phone our daughter who was two and half would have been miserable. And there's no reason when we are a mere cellphone call away to help.

    Honestly, if they blocked our cellphone we wouldn't go there. We'd find something else to do on our rare dates and wait until it came out on video. I'm sensitive to the noise issue during public performances, and I would no more take a call during a movie than I would talk loudly to my wife during the same movie. But we need the phone if only to have the peace of mind that everything is ok at home.

    1. Re:What about those with children and babysitters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH PITY THE CHILDREN! Please, someone gag me, I think I need to puke...

      I can recall a time when I grew up - ummm - WITHOUT CELL PHONES! That's right! My parents went out for an evening "on the town", and the babysitter (grandma, local neighborhood kid) had to HANDLE the situations.

      Isn't that what you hire a babysitter for? Any babysitter calling me to ask me where the friggin teddy bear was would never ever get hired again. "You're the babysitter and are supposed to be more intelligent than the baby. You figure it out and find it... Stop bothering me, I'm eating...".

      What better time than 2 YEARS OLD for the child to start learning that not everything goes well all the time. Teach the kid to cope with situations, and not be a wimp. Living without a teddy bear for a few hours isn't going to kill the child (if it would, then you need to stay in the house and shouldn't be out in the first place).

      Cellphones are wonderful, but stay off the damn things when:

      1) Driving a car

      2) Sitting on a train - ESPECIALLY when most of the other passengers are sitting quietly and reading...

      3) Sitting in a venue which other people have paid to attend.

      4) Restaurants

      5) Schools

      Just leave the thing OFF. If you can't deal with it being OFF for a few hours, then stay home and deal with your problems. But don't force me to contend with your lack of a life.

    2. Re:What about those with children and babysitters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, let me get this right. You annoyed everyone in the movies to answer your blinking, buzzing phone, crawled over everyone, opened the doors and let bright light in... just to tell your baby sitter that you dumb ass'd kids teddy bear was under the fucking sofa.

      You fucking moron, you're the kind of intolerable person I loathe on site.

      Either get a baby sitter who can find their own ass, or STAY AT HOME and stop annoying other people in public.

    3. Re:What about those with children and babysitters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK just couldn't remember my pw atm. But My friends phone went off in the movie theatre once, I grabbed it as he was about to answer it and stole the battery. However I do think that those who are on emergency call ergo: ONLY those who are involved in emergency services Physicans/ firefighters/policen need a way to see that someone is attempting to contact them (for those of you who are on call due to business related stuff, no sympathy here, turn the thing off). How about something as simple as a blue, green, or red LED that blinks,small discreet and should not irritate your immediate neighbor, but if you remember to have it in sight, your responsibility not the cell phone company, one would be able to leave the theatre and take the call. EVERYONE ELSE learn courtesy and turn them off, I do and expect the same amount of courtesy from others.

  44. There already are wireless firewalls... by Psyko · · Score: 0

    Why didn't they take a look at the market space first? There are quite a few cell phone active jammers already available, mostly for securing corporate areas against surveillance devices and the like. The most popular seems to be C-Guard , and they're not that expensive either.
    All it does is throw white noise on the cell phone carrier frequencies out of a directional antenna to cover a specific area. It's got to be cheaper than repanneling the entire facility. Sure you get a recurring power cost, but a small low power radio transmitter dosen't use that much power to begin with.

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    1. Re:There already are wireless firewalls... by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
      All it does is throw white noise on the cell phone carrier frequencies out of a directional antenna to cover a specific area. It's got to be cheaper than repanneling the entire facility. Sure you get a recurring power cost, but a small low power radio transmitter dosen't use that much power to begin with.
      Active jamming will 'leak' outside the theater, interfere with users on public streets, which violates FCC (and likely the Japanese equivalant) regulations.

      Passive signal attenuation does not.

  45. Faraday cage. by Matrix12 · · Score: 0

    There are other low-tech technologies that could accomplish the same thing:

    Faraday cage (ie metal mesh) around the building
    Polarizing filters

    There have been some companies in the US that have experimented with active signal jamming, but, as I recall these technologies were prohibited by FCC regulations. Magnetized wood paneling doesn't seem to violate any of these :-)

    What kind of market does this technology have? Frankly, I love to go to the movies, but I don't think I, personally, would frequent one theatre over another, ceterus parabus, if they had this special panelling. Additionally, if it was quite expensive, I'm sure it wouldn't be included in new construction, much less retrofitting. I can't remember the last time I heard a cell phone in a theater; I'm sure as time goes on and these devices proliferate, there may be a demand for such technology.

    .\\12

    1. Re:Faraday cage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it's spelled 'ceteris parabus', and you could have just written "all things being equal".

      Lemme guess, you tell your coworkers that you went to the opera when all you did was lie on the couch at home stuffing your face.

  46. Re:HELL NO! - Comment to Commenters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. Not to mention the guys that have to deal with stuff completely out of their control, like natural disasters that take power or connectivity down. There's no way I'm so selfish that I'd demand those guys be chained to their desk all day, every day. Let them go to the damn movies, let them take their pagers. Just ask them to have the common courtesy to use vibrate and take the call outside.

  47. Or by BitHive · · Score: 5, Funny

    Theaters should just implement a spotlight system a-la the Movementarians' indoctrination video in The Simpsons. As soon as you pick up your phone, the movie stops, and you are nailed by a high-power spotlight until you hang up. This should serve as a nice deterrent. For added fun, intercept their signal and play their call over the sound system for everyone to hear. Hell, I'd pay extra for a seat if theaters around here did that!

    1. Re:Or by Cato · · Score: 2

      Great idea about the spotlight! This reminds me, I was once on a training course where the instructor had a great way of dealing with people who took mobile phone calls during sessions: he said "We'll wait for you" while they took the call. Only happened once due to the embarrassment of keeping your peers waiting...

    2. Re:Or by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Funny

      Several of my friends work in theatre ("real" theatre, not cinema). One night someone's mobile went off in the stalls. Well, you know how far round you can swing a follow-spot? That was one very, very short phone call...

    3. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the idea, but why limit it to people using cell phones? I think anyone who TALKS for any reason should get the spotlight treatment. Maybe that would shut some of the people up - most of whom are NOT talking on cell phones.

  48. Re:HELL NO! QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plenty of vacation days (because I stay all night sometimes)

    Exactly when are you taking these vacation days when you can't even afford to turn off the pager for 2 bloody hours?? Or is "vacation" some sort of strange code word for "staying close to the office in case I'm needed"?

  49. coin has two sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, if it can stop the person next to me from going 'Hey, dude, guess where I am?,' I'm all in favor of it."

    And the next time a plane is hijacked by terrorists, they can stop the passengers from calling 911...

  50. Technological breakthrough, not by isomeme · · Score: 2
    So this guy gets headlines (and /. coverage) for determining that RF doesn't get through sheets of conductive material very well? You know, I think there's a bit of prior art on this. I used to work in a TEMPEST-rated lab; I watched a guard's walkie-talkie cut off in mid sentence as he walked in, and that was with the door still swinging shut behind him.

    Similarly, sheets or mesh screens of conductive material are routinely used to block unwanted RF interference generated by devices like computers and televisions which would otherwise create a great deal of "leakage".

    So I ask again: What's new here? Why is this guy getting attention? I think any electrical engineer could figure out how to wrap a Faraday cage around a theater; the question is whether theater owners want to do it.

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  51. It's really just metal in disguise by billstewart · · Score: 2

    The active part here is the metal, not the wood, which is just for decoration. Maybe you young folks don't remember "panelling" from the 70s, but if this technology takes off here, it won't be some clean natural-looking Japanese aesthetics, it'll be cheap-plastic-looking fake wood. Might as well stick to straight metal.

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  52. Hardly new by sparkz · · Score: 3, Funny
    As anybody who's tried to make a phone call in a metal-framed building will tell you.

    Very good idea, IMHO.

    Vibrating phones are no better if you're still going to answer the bloody thing and start talking into it.

    If you're on-call, part of that deal is that you've not just got the phone with you, but are capable of answering in. In a cinema, you are not capable of answering it - if you're sitting next to me, you'll be LARTed and unable to speak at all!

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  53. Making cell phones work worse inside by billstewart · · Score: 2

    Cellphones already work badly inside many buildings, so people who need pagers and cellphones for life-threatening emergencies don't just have problems in electrically-shielded theaters, they have problems in lots of buildings with too much metal. Pagers put up with this kind of restriction better than cell phones; people who have cellphones work around the problem by stepping outside and YELLING A LOT SO THE OTHER PEOPLE CAN HEAR THEM, AND SHIELDING THAT MAKES MORE PEOPLE YELL MORE OFTEN IS JUST A BAD IDEA....

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  54. NYSE blocks cell phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The New York Stock Exchange blocks cell phone calls inside their building. At least that is what they tell visitors. They tell them to turn their cell phones off, and that they wouldn't work anyway if they were turned on, because they block cell signals.

    I don't know what material they use to do this, or if this is true or just a scare tactic.

    I gather that they have a private cell site inside the building.

  55. Reliant on a strong signal? by Aliks · · Score: 1

    I can't believe all these comments from people who say that they absolutely must be able to get text messages and urgent calls on their mobiles. In my experience mobile phones just aren't that reliable even when noone is trying to block the signal

    In the centre of London there are lots of places that have no signal and I've lost count of the number of times a crucial voicemail message only came through the next day because the provider had problems.

    If you are on call in case of emergencies then you don't go places where the signal is weak, it's as simple as that!

    If the signal was so reliable why would they put the little strength indicator on the display.

    1. Re:Reliant on a strong signal? by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Yay! MOD You UP!!

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  56. Where do I buy Some by reddog1 · · Score: 1

    finally a real solution. I want this stuff in the walls of every conference room in my office building. I might actually be able to have a meeting without being disturbed them.

    1. Re:Where do I buy Some by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > I might actually be able to have a meeting without being disturbed them.
      If I'm in a meeting when someone's phone rings, if they answer it I quietly pick up my stuff and walk out of the room - if anyone asks why, I reply "Cliff {or whoever} seems to have more important things to do that to be here. I have more importat things to do than listen to his conversation." It's a surprisingly effective technique. I once did this when the CEO of a very large client answered the phone - he apologised to me and the whole meeting, and now ensures that people in 'his' meetings leave their phones outside. Just because they guy's the boss, doesn't mean you can't point out that he's an a55hole.

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  57. Faraday Cage, nothing new. by pagercam2 · · Score: 2

    Faraday, Michael (1791-1867)

    Invented the concept of a metal box sheilding radio waves (Faraday Cage). All these guys did was add paneling (a 1960's technology, found in many basement family rooms). So what exactly in new 1867+1960=???

    1. Re:Faraday Cage, nothing new. by SlugLord · · Score: 1

      The only improvement in technology is probably the bonding process. Clearly the Faraday cage has been around for a while, but making metal-wood laminates that will last is suprisingly difficult.

    2. Re:Faraday Cage, nothing new. by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      Acutally, I remember setting up a test on some spaceflight hardware a few years back. There were several of us in the EMI/RFI test area, and one of the women looked a bit agitated as the afternoon wore on. About 4 o'clock, she commented that she was suppose to get paged when her bf got into town, and that should have been three hours ago. Somebody started to snigger, and she got this "I'm just as stupid as stupic can be" look on her face, looked around at the huge faraday cage which insulated the enitire room, and then started to laugh as she went to find a phone.

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    3. Re:Faraday Cage, nothing new. by edrugtrader · · Score: 2

      do the math... that is year 3827 technology!

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    4. Re:Faraday Cage, nothing new. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Ok. You know you're a geek when you expect knowledge of "faraday cages" to be common enough for regular folks to just "know" not only what they are, but what they do.

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  58. Re:HELL NO! - Comment to Commenters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell us the name of your datacenter, so we might never fall into the depth of your co-workers Incompetence.

    Besides, if a firewall change actually modifies your routers routing tables, fire the dolt which configured either/both.

    Actually, I'd rather just sit next to you in the theater while you're on that call... so you can be publicly mocked.

  59. Health nuts by PSUdaemon · · Score: 1

    How about the health nuts who don't like all these radio waves in the air causing them cancer? they could line their houses with it. maybe make a domed city or something. isn't there a city in the desert in california with the same goal?

  60. non-technical solution is only a matter of time by Presto_slashdot · · Score: 1

    1. We didn't need flame supression zones (water jets?) to stop people from smoking in theaters. It just kind of happened as people started getting a clue.

    2. It's not just movie theaters - meetings, sports games, etc. also get interrupted by cellphones. Not everything takes place in an enclosed room.

    Rude people in movie theaters are a red herring - most cell phone violations are probably not specifically rude people, just people who don't "opt in" to courtesy (or forget to) because the barriers are too high. Today it's too hard to get your phone into quiet mode. So let's ask for a physical ringer switch on the phone (besides the power button, which causes you to completely lose missed calls.) That, plus funnier "turn your cell phone off" reminders, should mostly solve the problem.

    The next best thing to do is to focus on taking courtesy from opt-in to opt-out. Just brainstorming, it'd be something like this: How about a "courtesy" feature so phones can receive a short-distance signal asking them to go quiet? People who want to ignore it can set that as a default, or you can always put it back in noisy mode. (Yeah, there's potential for mistakes and abuse. I'm not thinking this one out very deeply because I don't see any $$ incentive for people to deploy it anyway)

    1. Re:non-technical solution is only a matter of time by linuxwolf · · Score: 1
      I totally agree with your "opt-in" solutions: Getting just about every cell-phone into "quiet" mode (if its even possible) is really, really hard (<plug type='shameless' comp='0'>That's why I love my VisorPhone, which has a physical two-position switch for the ringer</plug>).

      And, while many places make the very explicit announcement about "keeping things quiet", maybe making a more explicit mention of cell phones and pagers would be effective. Currently, they all just ask that you "keep it down," without saying what to keep down (-:

      The solution that those Japanese scientists have come up with is very cool, though. They should definitely be commended for their efforts, if this is something practical to implement. Since you wouldn't need to necessarily fully enclose the space to be effective (cell phones and pagers (minus sat-based) are still effectively LOS, and don't have tremendous ranges).

    2. Re:non-technical solution is only a matter of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for funnier warnings: went and saw EpII in Bristol, UK, last month. Just before the movie started someone's phone started to ring. The reaction from the crowd was amazing, they groaned and looked around for a suspect to drill.

      That was until the ring in the soundtrack stopped and the movie screen reminded us not to do it during the movie and turn them off.

      Everyone laughed heaps, it was a good one.

  61. carrier dropper thingy by trybywrench · · Score: 1

    One of my EE friends made a little device that ran on a couple of AA's and fit in his pocket. IT consisted of a broken off piece of breadboard an IC and some loops of wire. He said he could cause all cell phones around him to hang up when he "pressed the button". I think he said it was illegal to own one and it could mess up pace makers too. The guy was kind of out there, most EE's are, anyone else heard of this kind of thing before?

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  62. When was the last time your were in a cinema? by sapped · · Score: 1

    At my local AMC they put up a fat advert on the screen asking people to switch off their cellphones. (Obviously it doesn't work) If you miss that warning then you are obviously too blind to be watching the movie or you are too stupid to be receiving important phone calls during a movie.

    1. Re:When was the last time your were in a cinema? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or you're one of those fucking morons that manages to come late to every movie you attend and talks throughout the whole thing because you missed important information in the first ten minutes.

  63. Other uses by steveha · · Score: 2

    This sounds great, but I want it to protect me from the orbital mind-control lasers. It's such a hassle wrapping the tinfoil around my head, especially when I forget to leave my eyes uncovered.

    This might also help when the Goldeneye satellite blasts EMP everywhere. At least my computer will still work so I can play Quake, Unreal Tournament, and Barbie's Fashion Designer after all the banks collapse.

    Will it also work against telepathy and remote viewing? Got to call Art Bell and ask.

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    1. Re:Other uses by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > At least my computer will still work so I can play Quake, Unreal Tournament
      But no online opponents? Man, life would be pretty empty :-)

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  64. Make This Automatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As a possible future enhancement to the cell phone specs, why not consider having handsets emit a different, detectable signal (shifted slightly in frequency, or perhaps a secondary signal), when they are not in vibrate/silent mode? Places like theaters could then automatically detect if any "loud" phone were to enter a crowded space.


    As others have pointed out, there is still a legitimate need for emergency calls to get in or out, and I don't see a problem with allowing people to get text messages in crowded areas, so wholesale blocking is not an acceptable response to the problem.

  65. shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shut up. please.

  66. Doesn't anybody have kids? by shodson · · Score: 1

    We have kids and I give my cell phone number to my babysitter. If something is wrong or emergent I want to know ASAP while my wife and I are out to the movies. If the cinemas did this I would go to some other theater where my children would not be put in danger because other rude people have to make trivial noises and conversations on their cell phones during a movie.

    1. Re:Doesn't anybody have kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right - THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

      I almost forgot - your kids are my problem.

    2. Re:Doesn't anybody have kids? by Morgoth_Bauglir · · Score: 1

      I have a child.

      I don't have a cell phone.

      What the hell are you going to do? Rush home and administer CPR? If it's really important, you should teach your babysitter to dial 911.

      If it's not really important, you have plenty of time to freak out after your pleasant evening out.

  67. This is cool! let's put the stuff in cars! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    If we put this sheilding into cars, we wouldn't have to deal with people in front of us, weaving sise to side, driving 35mph on the freeway, talking on the cell phone, until then, WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER WITH THAT PHONE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS!

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    1. Re:This is cool! let's put the stuff in cars! by the+real+higgy · · Score: 0

      Amen brother,gimmie a mobile jammer for my truck

  68. Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe blocking cell phone transmissions is a violation of US Law.

  69. Two things : by karb · · Score: 2
    First of all, the using the wireless phone inside the theatre to _call_ the theatre about noisy people is the coolest way to have them removed without missing parts of the movie.

    Secondly, I believe there are FCC regs or _something_ that prohibit jammers. I just remember reading/hearing somebody from the U.S. govt. say that in an interview. It also kind of makes sense ... jammers are being deployed all over the world, but not in the states.

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    1. Re:Two things : by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > I believe there are FCC regs or _something_ that prohibit jammers
      Now, this is newsworthy - somebody posted without reading either the article OR any of the previous comments. Oh, wait - this is Slashdot. Sorry.

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    2. Re:Two things : by karb · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you check the message IDs, I think I was about the third person to mention the FCC, and it's likely that the two before me it weren't posted when I started writing the message ... they was posted half an hour before mine (my mind wanders sometimes ... ADD). There are much higher rated discussions about the FCC, but I believe they were posted after my post. :)

      And as for misunderstanding the story, I did read it, but ... ADD strikes again. Not too interested in the technicalities of jammers, I guess ... Besides, the only interesting thing I had to say applied anyway.

      I'm also fascinated by people posting to really old stories. kudos :)

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    3. Re:Two things : by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > And as for misunderstanding the story, I did read it
      If it's any consolation, A lot of people seem to have missed that point :-)

      > I'm also fascinated by people posting to really old stories. kudos :)
      I often do it - if I have an hour or so to spare whilst "She who thinks she must be obeyed" is getting ready to go out and I'm sitting waiting for her :)

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  70. Already in use, old stuff! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has already been achieved in Finland. I don't know exactly how they build these new movie theatres, but the cell phones simply won't work in them, and that's good. I like cell phones, I use them all the time, but I don't want to hear silly ringtones during a movie.
    Maybe they built the theatre as a Faraday's cage...

  71. It's actually quite simple... by MacJedi · · Score: 1
    All you need is about six feet of concrete above you.

    /joeyo

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  72. How about parents of small children? by iamacat · · Score: 1

    While I have no first-hand experience, I would imagine a lot of parents will not go to see movies if they can not get calls from a babysitter. Same for people with relatives in the hospital etc. Wouldn't be easier install cell phone detectors at the entrance. Then most people will be asked to turn off the phone and those who really need it will be allowed to bring it in.

    1. Re:How about parents of small children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and then all the 12-years-old-going-on-30 people that just HAVE to have their cellphone on will automatically reply, "Oh, my kids are at home with the babysitter and they both have leukemia and heart conditions", even if they're just out for the night with the secretary from the office.

      Face it, rude people will find a way to be rude unless you take their fucking toys away from them.

      (Nanogator seems to be the main representative of that group here at /.)

    2. Re:How about parents of small children? by CamelTrader · · Score: 2

      You will get a small fraction of polite people that simply forgot to turn their device to silent. All the other polite people will have already turned theirs off.

      Then theres the small fraction of people who REALLY need to leave their device on. They, like the polite ones, have already taken care of this.

      This leaves the jerks. They will whine/bitch/lie and won't turn their phone off.

      Result? Same as it is now, without spending the money on the detectors.

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    3. Re:How about parents of small children? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2

      Geez. What the hell did people do before cell phones? That's right. They enjoyed their lives just the same. If Billy's mom can't part with her phone for an hour and a half, she shouldn't be going to the movies in the first place.

  73. Re:HELL NO! - Comment to Commenters by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

    If they want to have a n00b in a position to kill the datacenters then it's not my problem.

    Hrrm? It was your problem. They woke you up.

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  74. Doctors? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    a cell fone blocking system could be potentially life threatening, some doctors are allways on call, but does that mean they shouldn't enjoy a night out, if their cell fone is blocked and its an emergency a patient of theirs could die, this is why at a theatre if someones fone or pager goes off i ask them if their a doctor, if not i chuck ice at them for the rest of the show

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  75. Can you hear me now? by Quintin+Stone · · Score: 1

    Oh, I guess not.....

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  76. Shocking lack of knowldge on /. by Punchinello · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm shocked that with all of these posts no /. readers have pointed out that use of such communication jamming devices isn't kosher with the old FCC. Any US theater trying to use this will find the feds knocking at their door... and that is a shame.

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    1. Re:Shocking lack of knowldge on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shocking lack of knoweldge on /.

      Congratulations, you're the proud recipient of today's award for the first self-proving post of the day!

    2. Re:Shocking lack of knowldge on /. by adrenalinerush · · Score: 1
      The ol' /. readers haven't pointed that out yet, because this isn't communication jamming technology. 'Jamming' implies an active system. This is passive.

      Any US theater trying to use this will get more of my business. I've been to about 8 movies in the last two months, and every single one of them ('cept the midnight showing of AOTC) had some schmuck answering his cellphone in the middle of the movie.

    3. Re:Shocking lack of knowldge on /. by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > I'm shocked that with all of these posts no /. readers have pointed out that use of such communication jamming devices isn't kosher with the old FCC.
      Actually, a large number of people HAVE pointed it out. And they've been just as wrong as you are for exactly the same reason you are. Have a nice day.

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  77. Give me schematics for a jammer, or a link to one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have to have it on the whole time, I could just stand up, point it towards the annoying talker and zap his call away hehehe.

    Fucking losers should suck my ass and die from a horrid infection and/or disease.

    Props to the goatse!

  78. Attenuation by sigwinch · · Score: 2

    The article quotes 97% attenuation, which is 15dB, which is little enough that there's no point in doing it.

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  79. Something missing from the story by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

    This story would have you believe that you need this ferrite material to make a microwave shield. But that is nonsense. Any sort of screen will greatly attenuate the signal also. In fact, stucco houses (populare in SW US) use "chicken wire" as the base for the material to cling to.

    So... why would they be pushing this ferromagnetic material for shielding? Doesn't make sense.

    Most likely, this is a typical example of journalism misreporting a technical story. OR, it is a con man trying to make people buy an expensive solution for a simple problem.

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  80. Automatic Voluntary Silence Zone Transmitters by cosyne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What i'd like to see, and haven't seen mentioned yet, is a standard for cell phones to switch to vibrate/standby/whatever upon recieving a 'silence beacon' signal. The phone would just have a 3rd setting: ring, silent, or auto. If it comes in range of a silence beacon, it switches to silent. When it goes out of range, it can switch back to ring. It's voluntary, so if you're expecting life or death communications you can leave it on ring, but people are still free to take you phone and throw it. This, along with a ringer schedule to switch to vibrate during meetings and classes, should help a lot if people are willing to use them.

    1. Re:Automatic Voluntary Silence Zone Transmitters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is a Blootooth recommondation for just exactly this. Haven't any urls or specs, though.

    2. Re:Automatic Voluntary Silence Zone Transmitters by mikolajl · · Score: 1

      Do you really think this will stop people?
      I bet most people that have their phones turned on in the cinemas today, will probably just switch back to "Ring".

    3. Re:Automatic Voluntary Silence Zone Transmitters by lllama · · Score: 1

      Tog has come up with a similar idea.
      The Bluetooth solution mentioned elsewhere can be found here.

    4. Re:Automatic Voluntary Silence Zone Transmitters by cosyne · · Score: 2

      Do you really think this will stop people?

      It would stop me. I don't try to be an asshole (usually), i'm just forgetful. I tend to switch to silent when i go to a movie/lecture whatever, leave it on silent until i miss a call, switch it back to ring until it inturrupts someone, switch to silent. rinse repeat.

  81. Why are theaters different than restaurants? by jmoloug1 · · Score: 1
    Everyone here is posting that this will cause major lawsuits in USA because some doctor will miss an important call and somebody will die. Hasn't anyone eaten is a nice restaurant recently? You know, the kind that doctors and lawyers frequent? Most of these restaurants these days require you to shut off your phone or even leave it at the coat check. They have been apparently immune to these (alleged) lawsuits or they wouldn't have the policy in place. And this from places with doctors and lawyers for a clientelle.

    Come to think of it, these panels should be installed in restaurants, too. Not to mention classrooms, bathrooms, and lots of other places.

  82. s/nauseous/nauseated by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

    D'oh...

    1. Re:s/nauseous/nauseated by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      No, nauseous was right...

  83. jamming equipment is illegal in the U.S. by DietFluffy · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that no one mentioned this yet. You can't have a device like this in the states, because ftc regulations state that the airwaves are public, and devices that jam airwaves are illegal. Jamming equipment has been prevalent in europe and japan for years, but no one uses them in the u.s. because they would be slapped with massive fines.

    1. Re:jamming equipment is illegal in the U.S. by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > I'm surprised that no one mentioned this yet
      They have. You just didn't bother reading the previous posts. And they're wrong for the reason you are - the technology in question is NOT a jamming device.

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  84. A black eye and fat lip works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone is talkign on the phone in the movie theater, just turn around and punch them in their eye. They will get the hint.

  85. What about silent-mode? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    The point of napster is to trade legal files for which you have gotten permission of the copyright holder... But the point of cell phones in movie theatres is to disturb the person next to you by not using vibrate mode?

    The idiocy of slashdotters amazes me.

  86. OT: Relative Importance of People by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 1

    Clue: Important people don't have to carry cell phones into movie theatres. Schmucks that work for important people are the ones on call 24/7.



    Clue: I'd like you to see what happens when all the 'peons' go on strike. Then how important do your jack-crap managers become?

    Your measure of importance is highly skewed.

    P.S. Nice troll.

    1. Re:OT: Relative Importance of People by red_crayon · · Score: 2

      I'd like you to see what happens when all the 'peons' go on strike.

      In the tech industry? ... Surely you jest!

      Tech has the weakest unions of any major industry and the worst track record of organization and job actions.

      P.S. Nice troll.

      Back atcha.

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  87. stupid, dangerous idea by k2r · · Score: 1

    If you enter a cinema in Germany chances are that about 100% of the people have a cellphone.

    There you are now - in a Faraday-cage together with n >>100 microwave transmitters sending with full 2 watts of power because they lost their basestation.

    Get used to it, relax - as soon as cellphones are no status-symbol anymore, people will suddenly figure out how to turn them off / silent.

    k2r

    1. Re:stupid, dangerous idea by vpreHoose · · Score: 1

      Phones only transmit when they can "see" a network. If the shielding works as advertised, then the mobiles themselves won't transmit.

    2. Re:stupid, dangerous idea by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > as soon as cellphones are no status-symbol anymore,
      Cellphone's aren't seriously considered a status symbol are they?

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  88. IS DOCTOR WILHELM REICH STILL DEAD? ORGONY NE 1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    By the way,

    Isn't this more or less a way of creating a gigantic, albeit weak, orgone accumulator?

  89. New Verizon commercial by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Can you hear me now?"

    (silence)

    "Damn!"

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  90. Cellphones are blocked in Indian Parliament by Geekonomical · · Score: 1

    I read on the news that they installed jamming equipment in the Indian parliament because, they can't have a peaceful session with 100s of phones ringing all the time! Must have been difficult teaching etiquette to politicians :-)

  91. Screw That.. by mebob · · Score: 1

    Not that I ever actually have a signal in the movies anymore,...

    But if they intentionally jammed the signal I would be pissed!

    What if it was an emergency or something... or just a damn text message... I can't help it if some ass is a rude SOB, don't punish me...

    It's not so much the cell phone, as much as it's the bastards that just can't keep their mouth shut...

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    1. Re:Screw That.. by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

      Well if you already know that it would happen before going into a theatre, then you go in at your own risk.

      Until everyone starts turning their phones to silent when they go into theatres, this solution will be good.

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  92. Whiny tech slaves by deblau · · Score: 2
    I'm sick and tired of the volume of technical hypocrisy on /., and this article is just the latest example. Most of the rants go something like "I'm a doctor or a tech, I NEED to get my pages and phone calls". Well, Poindexter, let's play a little Socratic logic game:
    1. I need to get my pages
    2. I can no longer get pages at the movies; therefore
    3. I may no longer go to the movies (or, by extension, anywhere else I can't get pages)
    Notice the use of the word "may". That's right, you can still go to the movies, but your job doesn't permit you to any more.

    What's usually added to the 'argument', and what pisses me off, is:

    • I'm a whiny bitch who thinks I have a God-given right to play with my toys, any time, anywhere
    You made a life decision to be in that career, you signed the contract, now SUCK IT UP. It's your fault for getting yourself involved in something that you can't deal with. Lawsuits based on the "whiny bitch" premise will get thrown out. Entertainment is NOT a right you possess. It's a priviledge that you now may no longer enjoy. If the movie theatres want to throw away doctor and tech business, that's their choice. They're private businesses, they are not required to cater to you.

    I personally think that the theatres are well within their rights to do this. They're trying to provide a service, they make money based on people's experience of that service. I don't like that they're considering it, I would much rather have all the 'whiny bitches' exhibit a little self-restraint, but I've already resigned myself to the fact that hoping for this to spontaneously occur is a lost cause. Look for movie theatres to plaster this stuff up at the earliest possible moment.

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  93. Re:HELL YES!!! (-1 redundant) by red_crayon · · Score: 2

    I will probably be modded down for "redundant", but I'd just like to say, I wish there were a (Score: 6) for posts like this. Kudos to you.

    To the OP: dude, like fmaxwell said, it's not our problem that your servers are down. Feel important on your own time.

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  94. Where the hell do you assholes go to the movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never been at the movies and had some idiot next to me chatting away, i think maybe once i have had someone get up and walk out with a phone to his ear but i didn't even hear it ring. I have had more problems with parents bring kids that are way to young into the theatre and then after about an hour the kids are running all over the place.

    Obviously most of you morons don't have kid either. I rely on my cell phone as a means of communication with the baby sitter. If it doesn't work in the theatre then i just won't be seeing any movies.

    I am surprised how so many people here are for this restriction considering how often we here so much about "freedom" being trampled on but i guess i should have expected this from the gang of liberal idiots that seem to frequent /. on a regular basis now.

  95. 7$ movie, 40$/hr lecture by horatio · · Score: 1

    Everyone seems to be so bent on stopping cellphones during movies. Hmm, 7$ for 2 hours. How about the classroom, where you're paying somewhere around 40$ hour to sit in a lecture? The people on the movie screen can't hear your phone ring, but it annoys the hell out of profs when they have to stop lecturing because some fool sorority girl just HAS to answer her boyfriend's phone call.

    The people who are letting their phones ring loudly aren't the doctors, or others who are "on call" - they're the same kind of people I see driving down the road yapping on the phone while giving their dog a bath or some such nonsense - the kind of people who think that because they can afford the toy, everyone should know that they have it.

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  96. Computer cases and other shielding uses by B.D.Mills · · Score: 2

    This technology has far more use than merely making phones not work in theatres, especially if the panels are cheap, reasonably light and can be cut to size with standard power tools.

    If it was adapted for computer cases, then you would cut most of the electromagnetic interference originating from your case. It won't stop the interference from the cables, but there are other ways of shielding cables. Cable conduits could be made out of this stuff.

    Aircraft could cover the interior of the cabins with this stuff, to keep the avionics from playing up because of someone's Gameboy.

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  97. Huh? by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    "The magnetic ferrite absorbs much of the energy of the radio signal, cutting the phone dead in most cases."

    This is a passive jamming scheme that the FCC has no juristiction on. It's not the FCC's job to regulate how RF permeable your offices wall is any more it is to regulate the theaters. If it were broadcasting an active jamming signal, then I could see the FCC getting their shorts in a bind, but this? Nah. It does what any wall does- absorbs RF energy, only more so. No worries for an idea who's time has come. A notice to the effect of "This is a cell/pager dampening zone. Your devices will not work past this point" should do the trick nicely.

    Now if they could only have guaranteed child free theaters...

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  98. Concerts, theatres etc by Evil-Muttley · · Score: 1

    this is unlikely to be used for concerts, theatres etc as it's likely to interfere with the use of wireless headsets etc for backstage crew/ directing etc...esp if the techs are in different rooms (does happen), although i may be utterly misunderstanding how it works.

    1. Re:Concerts, theatres etc by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      Not generally. It's called a Faraday Cage, so think about it a minute and you'll realize that it's an enclosed area. If you put it around the theater, but not in any interior walls, it will stop transmisisons between devices inside and outside the theater. Every device inside the theater will still be able to communicate with each other, up to the point where they pass through the cage. I hope that explains it, if not I'm sure someone gave a better explanation somewhere in this topic.

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    2. Re:Concerts, theatres etc by titaniafq · · Score: 1

      So will it stop getting hit by lightning when watching my favorite flick?

      Nevermind...

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  99. Not such a bad idea... by TitaniumFox · · Score: 1

    ...simply the wrong forum, perhaps.

    You may not be able to get around the "emergency" issue of the general public, but you can certainly justify installing these things in university lecture halls. College students have few real-life emergencies, unless you call trying to decide between going out with friends and studying for that final in number theory.

    "Ok, class, *ring* today we're going to go over the finer points of differential equatio*ring*ns."

    At 8 in the damn morning. C'mon! Didn't you people get enough to drink or something? Monday mornings are for hangovers.

    If you get mad paying $8.50 to see a movie only to have it interrupted by a cell phone, try paying 5,000+ for 17 class hours only to have every single class interrupted every single day by at least 3 or 4 cells.

    Maddening.

    TiFox

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  100. I understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, I'm nailing your girlfriend right now!

  101. well, heck. by TitaniumFox · · Score: 1

    Ya think you search adequately for colleg-y terms so you don't post redundantly, and you miss one that's a few messages before yours.

    Snake. Bite me. That whole deal.

    Move along mods....no karma whoring here...

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  102. Can't we all just...... Nah. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    If you're that worried something is about to go wrong, what are you doing watching a movie? Like another poster said, millions of people survive without a cellphone implanted into the side of their face.

    As far as going to another theater for your coverage, I'm don't think you'll hear too many complaints. The same with people who like to tote their kids to the movies, only to have them yell and cry at certain scenes. Sorry, but people don't pay $8.50 a ticket to hear your cell phone ring "Do-Mi-So" while you fumble around to answer it or listen to little Tommy bawl his head off because the parent didn't have the discretion NOT to bring him.

    You have the right to be connected at the hip to your child just like you have the right to choose a non-interference theater. Excercise it. Please. We're begging you.

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  103. Well done. by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    Yeah. You take that mobile jammer and irradiate yourself. Have fun.

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  104. Put this to a better use... by Dracos · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I enter a theater maybe twice a month. However, I drive next to inattentive morons at least twice a day.

    I hate people who think they can drive and perform their inane yakking at the same time. If I run up your ass in the fast lane because you can only hear the person on the other end of the line if you go 40mph or less, you should get the f*ck out of my way and follow me to my destination to grovel at my feet. This means don't flip me the bird because you are an imbecile. Behind every bird is a pile of shit. I've been hit by someone while they were on the phone, and almost hit several more times.

    Anyway, these things need to be installed in the median of every federal highway, with a range that just exceeds the distance to the outside edge of the shoulder. If this happens, I might not be so pissed about the exhorbitant taxes I pay.

    A study concluded last year that cell phone owners are four times more likely to be in an auto accident than normal people. The solution? Quadruple their insurance premiums. That'll get people to STFU and drive.

  105. Yeah, hell. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Firefighters died in the World Trade Center *because* the building's construction (the shell had steel vertical beams very close together) blocked the signals from the command on the ground, telling them to evacuate.

    What do you suppose those steel vertical beams were used for? Take a guess. Go on. You're right! Just to block fire fighters RF transmissions! Bad, bad, bad analogy, Tex. They couldn't have been used to hold the building up or anything, right? Sorry, but not every structure hundreds of feet high with the ability to withstand minor quakes can be conveniently cell accessable. I would expect firefighters to realize that there is ALWAYS the potential for such risks because of the buildings structual makeup. Using your logic, we shouldn't build buildings hundreds of feet high because they have the potential to collapse and really give somebody an ouchy.

    As for being a parent, millions of people actually- get this -survive on a regular basis without a cell permanently imbedded in their face. Some of them are even parents! Go figure. As for you father, something tells me an usher wasn't half as intrusive as your cell playing the Hawaii 5-0 theme. I'd like to think everybody had the forsight to set their phones to vibrate and answer the phone outside the theater, but they don't. You expecting a life or death call? Maybe you shouldn't be watching a movie in the first place. Flame all you want, could care less.

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    1. Re:Yeah, hell. by isdnip · · Score: 2

      We're obviously dealing with a reading comprehension problem here. I didn't say that the beams were built in order to block RF, but that was a side effect which proved unfortunate in an emergency.

      And btw, movie theatres don't usually have assigned seats and ushers to lead you to them.

      As other have noted, ferrite would block all public safety frequencies; it's not selective to cell phones. And there are public safety frequencies in the 700-900 MHz spectrum, near cellular.

  106. Re:HELL NO! - Comment to Commenters by slam+smith · · Score: 1

    What you need to realize is that most people don't really care. They are trying to watch the movie, play, or listen to the concert. Not listen to you talk on the phone, or be crawled over 5-6 times during a show, while you go to the lobby to yak.

  107. Tempest shielding! by Tracy+Reed · · Score: 1

    I wonder if these things could also be used to block radiation emitted from computers which can leak data? This sounds somewhat like building a faraday cage around the theater.

  108. The Solution! by Gooberball · · Score: 1

    Require cell phone companies to turn up the broadcasting power on cell phones so that everyone who uses them will get brain cancer and fucking die.

    No one needs to be in constant contact with everyone. And don't say doctors cause (as was mentioned before) there was a gap between the bubonic plague and the invention of the cell phone.

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  109. Hmm, lets make it a standard! by sebastianboethius · · Score: 1

    If all the cell phones would support the same profiles standard, that is, when ever a signal is recieved, the phones automatically switch to silent mode, in the case of hospitals, they are placed 'offline'. As soon as the client leaves the reach of the 'licensed' sender, it switches back to the profile. Of course it may take a while to support this standard, however, if it is implemented then I am pretty sure all the problems and annoyances would be nullified, and at the same time 911 would still be available.

    1. Re:Hmm, lets make it a standard! by vpreHoose · · Score: 1

      Um, the reason you have transmit power limits for networks around hospitals is that hospital equipment (and some aircraft systems) receive interference from mobile phones and networks. There are usually power limits and exclusion zones placed around hospitals (at least in Europe). Wait, my heart/lung machine is receiving a text message The same thing applies to the mobiles, possibly within the hospital itself. Even when the phone is switched on and in no coverage, from lead lined walls or from the exclusion zone, the receiver circuitry is active and can interfere with some equipment through sympathetic or dip oscillations. Just turn the damn thing off.

  110. orginal story by dragonfly28 · · Score: 1

    The original story can be found here:
    http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?i d=ns999 92461

    -If this can help me to stop hitting the guy next to me, HE will be very happy his signal is blocked too....

  111. Re:HELL YES!!! is not insightful at all by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

    If you can't be without your cell phone long enough to see a movie, then wait until the movie shows up at Blockbuster, rent it, and watch it at home.

    So everyone on call should just give up their social lives, eh? (ok, so you don't *have* to go to the movies, but I can imagine the reactions of my friends if I refused every time they wanted to go)



    I do not buy movie tickets so that I can listen to your cell phone doing the vibrate/buzz thing.

    What makes you think you'll hear my phone doing the vibrate/buzz-thing?



    Neither do I want to see your glaring backlit display while you read your text messages.

    Please stop staring at my crotch and watch the screen instead.



    I don't want you tripping over my feet or my girlfriend's while you stumble out of the theatre because of your oh-so-important message.

    You'd be right if it weren't for the fact that anyone voluntarily leaving a movie they've paid for probably has such a damn good reason it would override your momentary discomfort. Or perhaps you'd also object to sysadmins running through crowds because a vital datacenter's gone down? Or a mother doing the same because her child's gone missing? Both of these things could be announced by text message, and I'd gladly help these people get out of the theater as fast as possible.



    Your job does not concern me in the slightest. I would sooner see you fired than have you interrupt a movie that I paid to see.

    Wanker.



    Clue: Important people don't have to carry cell phones into movie theatres. Schmucks that work for important people are the ones on call 24/7.

    You're posting on Slashdot and basically saying that sysadmins are unimportant schmucks. Yet you get modded up as +5 insightful. Wtf??

    Oh, and good managers tend to want to be reachable even when they're on vacation, in case something happens. Note how reachable doesn't equal constant communication. It's knowing that people can contact you instantly if something goes wrong that's important, not actually being in contact all the time.



    P.S. Who told you that most /. posters don't keep their cell phones on vibrate "ALL THE TIME"? I don't. I normally leave mine in the car when I go in a public place.

    Your self-imposed limitations are not other people's concern. If you choose to treat your mobile phone as if it weren't mobile, why did you get one?

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  112. The cost? by dbateman · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has worked in the microwave industry and has bought ferrite components, like isolators and circulators, will be able to guess that this isn't a low cost solution.

    D.

  113. Perhaps the grandparent poster should by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    consider how much of the time he needs to be in contact. If I wanted to be 100% sure of getting an "important" call, I wouldn't rely on my mobile phone anyway, I would probably have to stay at home.

  114. Layers of wood and metal... by DrJAKing · · Score: 1

    they're building orgonne accumulators!

    1. Re:Layers of wood and metal... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      It'll make you feel great-er
      I'll see you sometime later.

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  115. Wouldn't this demagnetize... by jea6 · · Score: 2

    ...the magnetic stripe card in my wallet?

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  116. Too late by jquirke · · Score: 2

    This technology might have been useful a few years ago, but in the last couple years I haven't heard any phones go off in the cinema (which I do frequent).

    It seems everyone (including myself) knows the drill of switching their phone into a silent profile - or if they can't figure that out they turn it off.

    And the problem has been solved - without losing any contact with the GSM network (so phones can still register missed calls /SMSes/etc).

    I don't know what the situation is like in the US - obviously it's still a problem I gather based on the posts I have seen - but educating people - friendly reminders etc, does seem to work

    1. Re:Too late by ganiman · · Score: 0

      Shut up. I was just at the movies watching Minority Report and 3 different phones rang from different locations in the theatre. You must live the Pleasantville or something..

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    2. Re:Too late by jquirke · · Score: 2

      No, I live in Melbourne, Australia, where people generally are considerate.

    3. Re:Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem here in the US isn't JUST cellphones, it's general rudeness. Friendly reminders usually either fall on deaf ears or are responded to by hostility. We are a nation that has many rude, arrogant people...People that talk during movies/concerts/etc. whether on the cellphone or just to their buddy/buddies who are with them, people who tailgate and weave in and out of traffic, people who feel entitled to continue driving after they've had several DUI's, and the list goes on and on.

      There is no technology that can undo rudeness, so all we can do is try to set a good example for our rude brethren and hope that they will eventually follow.

      I was born and raised in the US, and I wouldn't live anywhere else despite the many rude people I run into daily. However, I must say, that the nicest people I've ever met have been from Canada, the UK, and the US elderly. The folks around 35 - 55 seem to be mostly polite (I'd say about 80% of them), and the people around 35 and below seem to be the ones without manners from what I've seen. Although, I've run into a small handful of 35's who were polite and well-mannered.

      I think young people these days are getting very bad messages from their elders, too. I think that's why they're so rude.

      I'm a woman, and I believe in womens' rights, so don't all you militant feminists jump all over me for saying this - it's OKAY for a man to open a door for you! He's not showing disrespect, he's just being polite, so say "thankyou" and give the guy a smile. He's being NICE, don't discourage him from being nice to the next gal by growling at him because he opened a door for you! /rant

  117. Ericsson Advert by DiscoBiscuit · · Score: 1

    This seems to be a bigger issue in the US than it is in the UK. Personally I can't actually recall the last time I was in the cinema and someone's phone went off during a film. I remember when it was bad a few years back though. I think the Ad series that Ericsson ran in the Cinema had a large impact..

    While the screen was black, they made the sound of someone's phone ringing - to the point that it was VERY realistic, and had people in the cinema groaning in annoyance.

    Then the screen said "Dont be a plonker!" then their slogan "Make Yourself Heard" with the addition of (but not for next two hours)

    Made all the people who did talk on the phone in the cinema feel like dicks, and was very effective in stopping people doing it.

    1. Re:Ericsson Advert by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > they made the sound of someone's phone ringing - to the point that it was VERY realistic, and had people in the cinema groaning in annoyance.
      I remember this - and I remember a HUGE number of people scrabbling around because they thought it was THEIR phone ringing :-)

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  118. Even more Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking by IXI · · Score: 1

    Put a person at the entrance who will ask people entering the room to take out their cell phone and make sure that it is switched off, or at least the bell is off, and remind them to leave the room if they want to use the phone (or warn them that they might not be able to use it in the future if they don't).

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  119. Theatres are not Gov't institutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet even in libraries, they can kick you out for causing a racket.
    Libraries ARE (local) government establishments.

    Theatres can do whatever the hell they want as long as they have a policy and that policy doesn't violate your civil rights.
    You do not have a right to talk on the phone whenever you want. Before you argue, you'll need to make reference to the legal document which states that you do.

  120. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They plan to install the panels in the walls of the actual theatre viewing area, not entire malls.

    Stupid.

  121. Cellular Phones - Society At War with Itself by Wanderer1 · · Score: 1

    Its really disappointing to see the readers of Slashdot (and indeed most of society,) so easily moved by the "popular discontent" of the moment. Its "popular" to bash cell phone users, but the majority of those bashing phones have and use them, and often use them in situations they complain about (driving being the primary offence.)

    So while you're so concerned about "glaring LCD backlighting" or "buzzing" or indeed even the rudeness of having a conversation in a public cinema, your ignoring the real problems. Your apathy towards your neighbors and community, your lack of involvement in government affairs and your complete support for the corporatism that is going to ultimately bind you to more of this sort of muck in the future.

    You (general) need to get up and start caring about something more important than whether or not some guys phone is beeping, because there are a hell of a lot things worse to concern yourself in life than some trivial noisemaker.

    I applaud the inventor of this particular solution for his ingenuity in providing a solution that people can use to control their own homes or businesses as they see fit, but I do not think it is acceptable for you people to get so up in arms about something so meaningless as a cellular telephone ringer.

    And if you run into someone so absolutely offensive in their loudness or inability to operate a mobile phone (such as engaging the vibrate feature,) than either A> Politely comment that their phone is bothersome and suggest the vibrate feature, escalate to screaming fits if they respond rudely; or B> speak to the manager of the business you're in, since they can evict; or C> go away and avoid being that way yourself. And if you're in a movie theater, maybe you should consider whether or not the real problem is your support of the movie industry who does far more to damage your "freedom to enjoy" media than a guy who can't part with his phone.

    Dammit.
    -b-

  122. That's a bunch of bull... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    He made it clear that it is on VIBRATE, not RING.

    Therefor you don't have to listen to it and in fact CANNOT HEAR IT!

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    1. Re:That's a bunch of bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, cell phones can be heard buzzing.

    2. Re:That's a bunch of bull... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

      If you leave it against a hard surface, yes. But if it's in your pocket it can't be heard.

      I sometimes have trouble hearing my cell phone RINGING in my pocket, let alone buzzing. (ofc, I can feel it.)

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  123. Not really... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are other ways to block signals.

    Metal works pretty well. :)

    Or if you need to see through it, there are some forms of glass that have trace amounts of a conductive substance that will give it a mild tint to visible light but make it impassable for RF. Also fine-mesh screen works too.

    I'm not sure exactly what they use in the windows, but because the company I work at makes RF power amplifiers, mainly ones for cell phone use, the building is heavily shielded to keep signals INSIDE. (Not for security, but to prevent us from interfering with nearby cellular systems, but security would be an additional benefit if we ran 802.11b) - We do make sure to use dummy loads, but even dummy loads aren't perfect. I've been working with some FM broadcast-band equipment - I'm sure it radiates somewhat, but I can walk out to my car (50 feet away from the lab), turn on my radio, and hear pure static with no sign of a carrier anywhere nearby.

    This just happens to be a form of RF shielding for places where they can't afford to shield the room totally with metal/can't design such shielding in as an afterthought.

    Conductive paint (perhaps containing graphite, or maybe powdered ferrite) would work well too.

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  124. This is some serious stopping power... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    Multiple layers of ferrite will block ANYTHING... Not just gigahertz signals.

    Most materials (wood, etc.) have RF blocking power that is dependent on the frequency.

    Sandwiched ferrite and pure conductors, on the other hand, are a different story.

    You might be able to get around the problem with a passive reradiator coupled with a low-pass filter. (Will leak certain signals very well - Something similar to the Radiax used to give cell coverage in subways.)

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    1. Re:This is some serious stopping power... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      A passive reradiator would certainly work. I think for cost reasons, though, they'd use the thinnest possible layer of ferrite, which would have less of an effect on lower frequencies.

    2. Re:This is some serious stopping power... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

      Still, a thin layer of ferrite is pretty close to being a simple sheet of metal - Even aluminum foil will kill VHF.

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  125. Stops or reflects? by WMNelis · · Score: 1

    OK, this technology stops the cell phone transmissions, or reflects them around inside a metal cage?

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  126. Even lawyers are not that stupid. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2

    Since when each piece of private property needs to gurrantee you can make your living by hindering the costumers that make possible that the landlord makes a living?

    If anything, cinemas, theatres and any other public fora like those should be suing the hell out of those unconsiderate enough to take those instruments of hell in public places. Such anoyance surely must be puting off possible cinemagoers.

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  127. Re:HELL NO! - Comment to Commenters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm you need to let these people fall flat and burn.

    cellphone and home phone ringers OFF during sleep time.

    next morning when boss is breathing fire, take hime with you and find the problem, show it was moron man's work.

    you CANT get fired for not working when you are off-work.. if your boss tries, Sue his ass hard and long.. as it's illegal to fire someone for no reason.. and secondly, your boss is a complete idiot if he depends on you completely and would fire you for a bullshit reason.

    Get a real job. and DONT give your asshole boos notice... let the place burst into flames when you leave...

  128. Girlfriends... by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Nah, is this all hypothetical? You are a slashdot reader, how could you possibly have a gf... ;-)

    This is getting old, and has not been funny for a long time. Why do people keep modding this crap up?

    I'm a 50 karma, 4-year slashdot contributor, married for 6 years (to a girl I met on the net, no less) with a kid on the way. How do I fit in the "everybody is a pimply-faced, socially-inept geek who is 16-21 years old" viewpoint that these posters take?

    Just because you are unlucky in love doesn't mean everyone is. It's just not funny anymore... so save you keystrokes and your mod points. Please.

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  129. Re:HELL YES!!! is not insightful at all by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    So everyone on call should just give up their social lives, eh?

    No, just movies in theaters.

    (ok, so you don't *have* to go to the movies, but I can imagine the reactions of my friends if I refused every time they wanted to go)

    If your friends can't understand a desire to not annoy others, you need new friends.

    Please stop staring at my crotch and watch the screen instead.

    If you weren't running a glaring backlit mobile phone to draw attention to your crotch, it would be a lot easier for those around you to watch the film.

    What makes you think you'll hear my phone doing the vibrate/buzz-thing?

    Because it makes noise and I have heard them in meetings, theaters, offices, and restaurants.

    You'd be right if it weren't for the fact that anyone voluntarily leaving a movie they've paid for probably has such a damn good reason it would override your momentary discomfort.

    It's not up to you to decide whether you should inconvenience and discomfort me. Your hypothetical data center? Couldn't care less. Your company can hire multiple people to rotate the "on-call" responsibilities. Then you can go to movies when you're not on call.

    Or perhaps you'd also object to sysadmins running through crowds because a vital datacenter's gone down?

    And I suppose you think it's fine if some idiot sysadmin running through a crowd runs into a pregnant woman, small child, handicapped, or elderly person while rushing to get www.petfoodmart.com back online?

    If you choose to treat your mobile phone as if it weren't mobile, why did you get one?

    Obviously, your car is on cinder blocks in your front yard, but rest assured that my car is perfectly mobile.

  130. Re:HELL YES!!! QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be honest, man, I've been with you up until this point.

    Personally, I'm concentrating on the movie, and just tune little things like that out. If your concentration ability is that bad, you might want to consider medication.

    I agree with you about phones, though. Pretty hard to tune some dumbass's phone. But a little chirp is a different thing. Just tune it out.

  131. Cells Phones = Talking (like the old days) by Darnit · · Score: 1

    Get an usher to kick the person out for talking.

  132. RF Anechoic Chamber by Darnit · · Score: 1

    This is no different than what is already available in Anechoic and SemiAnechoic rooms for RF Immunity and Emissions all over the country. They've made tiles that do this already. TDK makes some. I have a chamber that does this right now. http://www.nceelabs.com

  133. Re:HELL YES!!! QWZX by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    Personally, I'm concentrating on the movie, and just tune little things like that out. If your concentration ability is that bad, you might want to consider medication.

    I did not say that I can't follow a movie when that happens. But when you are immersed in a movie, something like that can quickly snap you back from the illusion of being there. Obviously, that's not a big issue if you are watching something like Men In Black II, but when you are watching a cinematic masterpiece, it's a different matter.

    And it's the sum total of annoyances. One watch? Minor annoyance. 4 watches, 8 cell phones, 9 backlit pagers, 2 PDAs, a Blackberry, some infant wailing away, and a guy two seats down that sounds like he has tuberculosis and the movie is ruined.

  134. Inneffective shielded rooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    97% sounds impressive, but that's only 15dB shielding effectiveness. It cuts the range to about 1/6 normal, but in most urban areas the phone still will work. The phone's adaptive power control just cranks up the RF output to compensate for the losses.

    And unless the entries are RF-absorbing labyrinths or have RF-tight seals, the room will be so leaky it's all a waste of time.

  135. Re:HELL YES!!! is not insightful at all by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

    First of all, I'd like to emphasize that I in no way condone actually talking while watching a movie, having the sound on, or having the sound on in a restaurant etc. I just believe more considerate people shouldn't be blocked simply to stop the inconsiderate ones.

    I would very much like to see a solution like a Bluetooth-network inside the theater that would flag the area as silenced. If this setting couldn't be overridden, phones would still work, but all sounds would be forcibly turned off. It could also prevent the making of calls.

    Now for some more ranting!

    No, just movies in theaters.

    Ah, but the problem is that people disturbed by phones would also get disturbed at places like restaurants etc. Where would you draw the line?



    If your friends can't understand a desire to not annoy others, you need new friends.

    They would understand that desire. However, saying that I can't go to movies with them (all the time) cause I need to have an operating cell phone with me would instead sound like a very lame excuse not to see them. And even if they understood totally, they'd inevitably start classifying me as boring company ("never goes anywhere").



    If you weren't running a glaring backlit mobile phone to draw attention to your crotch, it would be a lot easier for those around you to watch the film.

    I could cover the screen with my free hand, allowing only myself to see it.



    Because it makes noise and I have heard them in meetings, theaters, offices, and restaurants.

    OK. This portion of the argument is subjective, even though I've never noticed the noise. There is a third option, though: wearing a hands-free device throughout the movie. Any alert could be played directly into the user's ear. And yes, I am willing to do this in order to be available.



    It's not up to you to decide whether you should inconvenience and discomfort me.

    Yes and no, actually. If everyone could decide for themselves, anything could be defined as discomforting. You should also notice that being without a phone would inconvenience *me*, so the same argument could be applied in the other direction.



    Your company can hire multiple people to rotate the "on-call" responsibilities.

    Yes, but I'm also planning on having kids some day. No one can rotate that responsibility with me.



    And I suppose you think it's fine if some idiot sysadmin running through a crowd runs into a pregnant woman, small child, handicapped, or elderly person while rushing to get www.petfoodmart.com back online?

    Bad analogy, sorry... I can't come up with a better one right now, but my point was that I'm willing to endure a little discomfort to help other people. Letting people receive text messages in movie theaters couldn't hurt pregnant women :-)



    Obviously, your car is on cinder blocks in your front yard, but rest assured that my car is perfectly mobile.

    So whenever you're out of your house you always stay in your car? A mobile phone will reach its peak potential only when carried around like a body part.

    Sorry if I sound a bit fanatic comparing phones to body parts, but I love the sense of freedom that always being available gives me ;-) Granted, some people feel it's a ball and chain, but I view it as something that lets me be in contact with anyone, anytime. It's great.

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  136. This isn't really news... by User+956 · · Score: 1

    I've already been operating a 12VDC powered cellular jamming system in my truck for over a year. It is simple to make (just a PA driver and some circuitry to generate a null signal). With a 10W amp, it saturates the entire 800 MHz and 1.9 GHz cellular bands with an active carrier, making it impossible for other phones to reach the cell towers. It's about the size of a phone handset. My coworker and I found the range to vary from 80 yards to 110 yards. I am presently dumping the signal out of my own cellular phone antenna, though I have considered using a rotatable omnidirectional antenna to target particular vehicles, but this would be quite conspicuous;Yes, it's illegal, but how many cops are searching cars for cell phone jammers?

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    1. Re:This isn't really news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the FCC and if you are predictable when you use it either in time or location you will be caught. Radio direction finding is quite easy.

  137. Talking during movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, this will not keep people from talking during movies, it will only keep people from getting cellphone calls during movies.

    What we REALLY need is for people to start being courteous during movies and other public events rather than being rude, selfish pigs about it. I paid good money to see/hear "whatever" event, I didn't pay to hear you and your buddy chatting it up during the event.

    If you DO have a cellphone at an event, then please DO put it on vibrate AND sit on the end of an aisle as close to the door as you can get AND if you get a call go outside the doors of the event to take the call. You can't hear what someone's saying on the other end very well during the event and you're just ticking off everyone within earshot, so why not be a good person and take it outside?

    Everyone else, please just SHUT UP when you're at event such as a movie - we don't want to hear your running commentaries, fights, etc. And please, don't take kids who are too young to go to the event. Yes, I know, you couldn't get a babysitter (or couldn't afford one) and you just HAD to go see the movie or whatever right then. But you know, YOU chose to be a parent, and parents have to make sacrifices sometimes. Besides, do you REALLY think that all the loud noise of a concert or movie is not harmful to your child? They'll need hearing aids by the time they're 20!