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Hitachi's Wearable Internet Appliance

Ned Flanders writes "JapanToday is reporting that Hitachi has produced a Wearable Internet Appliance with head mount display (800 x 600) and a pointing device (all at @500 grams total). Smurf the Weib (c) via PHS or wireless LAN on your shinny new wearable SH-4 32Bit RISC processor running Windows®CE3.0. Available February 28, 2002. Launch in US and Japan was Planned for end of 2001." Someday.

186 comments

  1. Smurf the Weib? by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, sir, you bet. I'll get smurfing right away. Regardless of color.

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    1. Re:Smurf the Weib? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just smurfy; but what if someone decides to smurf it? :)

  2. One step from wearable personal computers! by Sir+Homer · · Score: 1

    It will happen some day...

  3. Look Out! by RumGunner · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'd better get a head start rolling out the laws banning using these while driving.

    You know some people...

  4. Let's hope the CPU doesn't go in your pocket... by UsonianAutomatic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you downloading pr0n on your wearable internet appliance, or are you just happy to see me?

    1. Re:Let's hope the CPU doesn't go in your pocket... by stdcallsign · · Score: 1

      ROFL, or at least hope the on/off button isn't on that part that goes in your pocket.
      "Oooh, Dual 1.7ghz procs and 1.2gb of Ra-*blink* dammit! not again!"

      stdcallsign

    2. Re:Let's hope the CPU doesn't go in your pocket... by rsteele19 · · Score: 1

      You would have to start downloading some pr0n eventually. It's not like you're gonna be picking up any chicks while you're wearing one of these things...

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    3. Re:Let's hope the CPU doesn't go in your pocket... by sharkey · · Score: 2

      CPU? You mean hard drive, right?

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  5. Hehe by headchimp · · Score: 0

    Just read the specs, it has a RISC(think Apple) processor and running Windows(ce)

    1. Re:Hehe by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 0, Informative

      You're aware that most CE machines run RISC chips, right? You're also aware that the RISC architecture isn't Apple-specific technology, right?

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    2. Re:Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. A host of other platforms are RISC-centric.

      "Is that an Alpha in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

      Doofus.

  6. Disclaimers by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    I can see it now:

    Do not use while operating heavy machinery. May cause drowsiness, dizziness, and occasional disorientation.

    etc.

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Disclaimers by evil_roy · · Score: 1

      Nah ... you just have to use it upside down.Their Q&A covers this situation :

      "This device is specially designed for WIA.You will touch the window shining blue on the device, and move the finger to the direction you would like to move the pointer in the screen.You can use it in any situation.You can use it upside down, which is preferable when you read books in bed, or when you have to read a maintenance manual while you are working"

      Remember - Safety First

    2. Re:Disclaimers by Sorcerer13 · · Score: 1

      hmm sounds to me like the internet is boring and doesn't look very good...
      what about a seizure warning? I'm sure some jerk has a page that flashes red and blue at the correct rate to cause seizures.

  7. This is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really wish I could think of something insightful and witty, but this kind of technology is just dumb.

    NEVER has wearable computing EVER taken off. It makes you as dorky as that freak whose parents bought him the calculator watch for his birthday in third grade.

    1. Re:This is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea

      That walkman thing went nowhere!

    2. Re:This is dumb by s20451 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It makes you as dorky as that freak whose parents bought him the calculator watch for his birthday in third grade.

      That was you, wasn't it?

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    3. Re:This is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Music = cool
      Looking like a borg = uncool

      Sorry geeks. Until you can get a HUD implanted in your retina, no one (except a few geeks) will buy wearable computers. 95% of the public doesn't need a computer at their fingertips at every moment, and the few that do definitely don't want to be seen wearing something that looks like a bad sci fi prop.

    4. Re:This is dumb by PhotoGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, it was only a few years ago that I looked geeky with one of the early Palm pilots. People used to stare and point and comment all the time. Now whipping out a Palm doesn't draw any attention at all.

      But before wearables become commonplace enough not to be freaky, they really have to become more useful, less obtrusive, better UI's, longer battery life, and far lower cost. We're a little ways away from conquering all of those, but it will happen in the next decade, I would imagine.

      -me

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    5. Re:This is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up! *sob*

    6. Re:This is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, whats wrong with a calculater watch in the third grade?

    7. Re:This is dumb by prmths · · Score: 1

      It makes you as dorky as that freak whose parents bought him the calculator watch for his birthday in third grade.

      ... Maybe that's why i was never popular in school..

      ... and i doubt the Ti-85 filled with games i wrote myself helped much...

    8. Re:This is dumb by freeweed · · Score: 2
      It makes you as dorky as that freak whose parents bought him the calculator watch for his birthday in third grade.

      Nah, if you REALLY wanted to be a dork in grade school, you needed the Transformer watch! :)

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    9. Re:This is dumb by antisocial77 · · Score: 1

      It makes you as dorky as that freak whose parents bought him the calculator watch for his birthday in third grade.

      Hey, I thought that kid was cool!

      Oh... wait...

      I'm a freakin' dork, I forgot.

    10. Re:This is dumb by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      Heheh... I'm one of those dorky people who got a calculator watch for his birthday. I've had it for about 10 years now. It still works too! Casio's stuff lasts forever.

      If I could afford a wearable computer, I would probably use it. :)

    11. Re:This is dumb by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2
      It makes you as dorky as that freak whose parents bought him the calculator watch for his birthday in third grade.

      Funny, I asked my parents for a calculator watch when I was in the 3rd grade. Later, I had one that stored phone numbers.

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    12. Re:This is dumb by RMSIsAnIdiot · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you need to go back to the third grade to learn how to spell, considering it's not 'calculater'...

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    13. Re:This is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least it is better than trying to gesture or talking to your computer looking like a mime or a crazy person...

      On the other hand, you might get your next upgrade when some tourists thought you were a street performer if someone don't kill you first.

    14. Re:This is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not me, I prefer the TV/VCR remote control watch.

      People love it when I suddenly control TVs in public places... :) Mwahahahaha...

    15. Re:This is dumb by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

      Check out some stuff about "Augmented Reality".

      Boeing is using wearable computing and location tracking equipment to project wiring diagrams over physical parts of airplanes being assembled. This decreases installation errors and the giant pile of blue prints an installer would have to carry with them.

      Imagine being able to have your car repair manual on one of these things while you're stuck in an odd position working under a car and don't have a free hand to turn to the page you need...

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  8. Pre-Order Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like their technology partner is providing a Pre-order option right now. For $1499 its almost as expensive as a laptop, with all the functionality of an iPaq....
    Still, I'd love to be able to download pr0^H^H^H technical manuals and email anywhere I go.

  9. Why? by iacyclone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why does anyone need this other than the simple reason "because we can have it"?

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eventually, military use perhaps. Well, if you could put a good helmet-mounted HUD with wireless encrypted networking and maybe voice control, so that troops could access topo maps, blueprints, and that sort of thing, without having to boot up a laptop.

    2. Re:Why? by laserjet · · Score: 2

      The exact same thing has been said for the computer, the PDA, the calculator, and the television.

      None of these are items you need. Nobody needs this. Desire of objects is a part of normal human behaviour.

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    3. Re:Why? by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      I can't stand these types of questions, but here's one answer:

      It's like a webpad without the need to hold the screen in your hands. You lose the touch-screen capabilities, but it will probably be easy to scroll through pages of data.

      If you don't understand why WebPad's are going to be cool, then go read some sci-fi or try using your imagination.

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      "And like that ... he's gone."
  10. Information about the gizmo... by Adrian+Voinea · · Score: 3, Informative
    And now for a little bit of karma whoring...

    What is Hitachi WIA?

    Portable Internet Appliance Powered By

    SVGA Full Color Wearable Display

    Small but Powerful Control Unit

    Wearable display

    View Angle: 30 deg (Equivalent to 13"monitor at 2 feet)

    SVGA(800 x 600), 18bits Color

    Weight Less than 80g (2.8 Oz)

    Hands-free viewing of screen

    Forehead-support achieves safety and image stability

    Wearable with eye glasses

    Control unit

    Fit into pockets

    Light Weight

    Instant Power ON

    Without HDD - reliable

    Type II CompactFlash(TM) Slot

    USB Port

    Additional external battery achieves longer

    Battery life: About 5.5" x 3.5" x 1.0"(preliminary)

    Weight: This prototype weighs about 10.9 Oz (310g).

    Devices insideCPU,Memory,etc.): Hitachi SH-4 32bit RISC processor, 128MHz, 230MIPS.ROM:32MB, RAM:32MB, VRAM:2MB.

    Interfaces: Direct I/F to Wearable Display x 1, CompactFlash Type II x 1, USB x 1, Stereo Audio Headphones jack x 1, Cellular phone data port I/F x 1

    1. Re:Information about the gizmo... by selectspec · · Score: 2

      Input Devices?

      Keyboard? Microphone? etc?

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    2. Re:Information about the gizmo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He clagged this directly from the web page you stupid moderator. Or is it informative to you because you didn't even read the article?

    3. Re:Information about the gizmo... by voixel · · Score: 1

      Hitachi is the OEM for Xybernaut. Here's the link for the Xybernaut Poma... 1500 bucks!

      http://www.xybernaut.com/newxybernaut/Solutions/ pr oduct/poma_product.htm

      It's not much more than a top-of-the-line iPaq with a VGA sleeve and goggles... Still a big investment when compared to a Palm Vx!

      ~v

    4. Re:Information about the gizmo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From user's sig: I rate negative moderations as unfair.:
      You start with 5 points, and in the sea of trolls and lame posts, there may be anywhere from 0 to 15 replies to a story that are really worth paying attention to. If you spend all your points on these good posts, they get raised above the cacophy of the discussion noise.

      Sorry, but you find your post, the parent, not to be a lame post? Are you not hurting and censoring other intelligent posts by blatantly "karma whoring", using up mod points and adding to the "cacophy of the discussion noise?"

      Or do you escape your own rules?

      - Ando

    5. Re:Information about the gizmo... by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 1

      This is, of course, off-topic and all, but has anyone else ever noticed that all that is required to receive Karma (+1 Informative) is to simply announce that you are, in fact, a "karma whore" at the beginning of your post...

      Meanwhile, while people are regurgitating facts and figures from the article that everyone **SHOULD** have already read anyway, the rest of us are all left out in the "Karma Cold"© posting our educated and thought provoking opinions (this post being an obvious exception...)

      Just makes you wonder...

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    6. Re:Information about the gizmo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You preaching to the masses about how they should moderate, and manipulatively metamoderate
      those who are doing their job. Why don't you take your head out of your ass.

    7. Re:Information about the gizmo... by ehikory · · Score: 1

      Better to get the POMA in the States than wait for imports of the WIA. Current street prices are around 285,000 Yen (~$2200 US). Also, the interface will be in English with the POMA, without any modification.

    8. Re:Information about the gizmo... by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the battery life is measured in inches. This would be greate with 256Mb> compact flash.

    9. Re:Information about the gizmo... by aka-ed · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      all that is required to receive Karma (+1 Informative) is to simply announce that you are, in fact, a "karma whore" at the beginning of your post...

      I hate to karma-whore like this but, you are a freaking dipshit.

      Now, let's see those karma points just roll in!

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    10. Re:Information about the gizmo... by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 1

      Nice comment!!! Well thought out and very articulate...I especially enjoyed the manner in which you used the often-neglected "dipshit" terminology!!

      I also greatly appreciate you unwittingly illustrating my point...you received a score:2 for a completely idiotic three-line post, one line of which was a quote from me.

      So, who is the dipshit now? Yeah, that's what I thought...

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      Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin
    11. Re:Information about the gizmo... by aka-ed · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      hehehe I posted at 2, no one modded me up. No one modded me down, either, which only proves that no one likes you. Look, I'm joking. You're not a dipshit. Much.

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    12. Re:Information about the gizmo... by aka-ed · · Score: 2
      I have disproven your thesis.

      It was worth the karma points.

      Though I must point out that the crack-smoking moderator who downmodded me twice, while leaving you untouched...well, let's just say that, next to him, you hardly appear to be a humorless dipshit at all.

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    13. Re:Information about the gizmo... by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 1

      Well...thank you very much, Mr. aka-ed!

      I greatly appreciate your completely selfless act of sacrificing precious Karma all in the (worthwhile?) pursuit of disproving my theory/thesis. It was, after all, nothing more that a random observation that I made after seeing numerous undeserving posts get over-rated for simply quoting the topical article in the post. I can now sleep well at night knowing that I was wrong and slashdot moderators aren't quite that gullible...

      Additionally, I thank you for your somewhat off-handed compliment!!! I must agree that any moderator that would wasting his time by modding down a nested comment (twice!) on a two day old post about a wearable internet appliance is most certainly a significantly lower form of life... :-)

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    14. Re:Information about the gizmo... by aka-ed · · Score: 2
      No great harm done, I am karma-capped again already.

      No offense meant, I was just desperate to get down from 50 KP, it is so boring when you're maxed out.

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  11. Wasn't this... by geek00 · · Score: 3, Informative

    ... already reported here?

    Lets just copy and paste the comments from there, ok?

  12. All *at* *at* 500 grams total... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...(all at @500 grams total)...

    Read: ...(all at *at* 500 grams total)...

    I am not even talking about "Smurfing" the Web...

    1. Re:All *at* *at* 500 grams total... by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1, Funny

      Some people use @ to mean 'approximately'. Sane people use ~. Intel chip designers use =.

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  13. Best. FAQ. EVER. by jgaynor · · Score: 5, Funny

    The English FAQ, located here, contains some wonderful translations. Here are some examples:

    "Therefore, you can get your desk-top PC level of images from PDA size and weight of control unit."

    WIA will come with you and present all the images while you are relaxing in couch, sofa, or even in bed.

    This device is specially designed for WIA.You will touch the window shining blue on the device, and move the finger to the direction you would like to move the pointer in the screen

    You can use it upside down, which is preferable when you read books in bed

    Dont get me wrong - this looks like a great product - it just brought back memories of "someone set up us the bomb."

    1. Re:Best. FAQ. EVER. by Ledge · · Score: 3, Funny

      All your iris are belong to us. Run forward happy tulip. You will find your own walk path in our prefecture.

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    2. Re:Best. FAQ. EVER. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you get bored of the same jokes over and over?

    3. Re:Best. FAQ. EVER. by llamalicious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, if I can sip a refreshing Pocari Sweat while reading the manual full of engrish, then happy man makes me the device which puts the Internet to my body.

    4. Re:Best. FAQ. EVER. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perseverence Furthers

  14. Japanese English 1, Slashdot Editors 0 by kvigor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazing! The Japanese promo literature is all correctly spelled, while the Slashdot story has at least three egregious errors. Unless "smurf", "shinny", and "Weib" are meant as some kind of sophisticated humor.

    1. Re:Japanese English 1, Slashdot Editors 0 by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps you missed it, but the individual whom submitted the story and was being quoted intended the "smurf the weib" comment to be funny...this is quite obvious as it was followed by a half-assed © symbol - (c)...

      While I agree that it wasn't funny, at last I checked it is not the Slashdot Editors' responsibility or duty to protect us from lame attempts at humor!!!

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    2. Re:Japanese English 1, Slashdot Editors 0 by Combuchan · · Score: 1
      A google search on this comment reveals nothing. Perhaps it's some weird inside joke that people post in public everywhere, just to start inane discussions like this.


      D'oh.

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  15. I can see it now.. by korruptDOTcom · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ms. Anderson "Little johnny please pay attention"
    Little Lohnny *watching pr0n on his headset"
    Ms. Anderson " JOHNNY WHY IS YOUR HANDS IN YOUR PANTS!" *CLASS , GROSS*

    1. Re:I can see it now.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's so fucking funny. Can't think of anything humorous to say, can't even format his unfunny joke correctly. Why don't you go play over at the ZDnet forums or something?

  16. But you don't wear it there.... by danielrose · · Score: 1

    Smurf the Weib (c) via PHS or wireless LAN on your shinny new wearable SH-4 32Bit RISC processor running Windows®CE3.0

    Shinny? Do you wear it on your leg or something?! What am I missing!!

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  17. Wearable crap .. or edible undies? by lemonhed · · Score: 0, Troll

    Its really a dumb idea. This whole wearable computer business. Why would I want to wear a computer? do I wear my remote control? do I wear my cell phone? do I wear my PDA?

    I use a frying pan all the time, but do you see me lugging a pot on my head all day long!

    I can see it now... First wearable computers.. Next edible computers.... And finally... disposable computers..

    how lame.

    1. Re:Wearable crap .. or edible undies? by Chuq · · Score: 1

      do I wear my cell phone? do I wear my PDA?

      Well, yeah, not so much PDAs but you see people with their cell phones clipped onto them all the time. Not a very good troll!

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      - Chuq
  18. same as the Xybernaut Poma by cruelshoes · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the same thing that was posted a little while ago. It's being sold in the U.S. by Xybernaut.

  19. anyone notice that ... by duncanIdaho.clone() · · Score: 2, Informative

    this looks just like the xybernaut poma?

    poma

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  20. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow. a wearable internet appliance. for the kids who just couldn't get beat up enough in school.

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  21. MIGHT work... if you can't see it. by ratajik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Every wearable computer to date that I've seen won't fly... because it's waaay to visible (See: All the Dork comments). Saying that, from the specs and (small) number of pictures of this one, it might actually be useable. If you can really put that thing in your pocket, and just have the pointer and HUD when you need it... well, maybe. It'd sure be a lot better then lugging around a lap top (at 11 oz and 5x3x1).

    I'd like to see people actually wearing it. Is it fairly invisible? Does it look like you should have a helicopter hat on? Something in-between?

    -Greg

    1. Re:MIGHT work... if you can't see it. by craw · · Score: 1

      My first thought was that might be good for a Japanese commuter stuck in a crowded train. The dorkiness factor would be offset by its usefulness. Additionally, the Japanese love their gadgets, and consider hi-tech to be rather cool.

      In America, they'll just beat you up, steal your lunch money, you'll be the last person picked to play in a dodge ball game, and you'll end up being a troll on /.

  22. Typos or truth? by Sir+Homer · · Score: 0

    Now you no longer need a high powered network to smurf the we(i)b. Do it from the comfort of the sofa or bed!

  23. Hands-free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure some Slashdotters would find that aspect pretty useful.

  24. WIA What??? by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 2, Funny
    While this is a quite interesting and intelligent question from the site's Q&A section, I believe that the answer was translated to English by the same people that did the translations for 'Zero Wing' (AYBABTU)...

    Q: Do I need to close the other eye?

    A: It is not necessary, and keep the other eye open is easy for this particuler display.Because a semi-transparent mirror is used so that the eye looking the displayed image will also see the"real-world" in some extent.Therefore, the display image can be seen just an additional object in the real world.

    While mocking a poor translation on the site's Q&A page may seem a bit trivial, I think that this is a valid portrayal of why this will not work well in the US. Not only will they not supply the necessary marketing hype to get this thing off of the shelves and on to peoples heads, but as evidenced by their site's translations they are hardly catering to an English speaking market. Furthermore, in a country whose citizens are as vain about their appearance as Americans are (I know, I'm one of them...), I doubt that walking/driving around with one of these carbuncles attatched to your face is going to catch on quickly...

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    1. Re:WIA What??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny that you're so vain cos in general you're a bunch of ugly fuckers. You must have a mullet count beyond anything any other country, excepting Germany maybe, can amass.

      You can spot an American anywhere way before they open their mouth in any country and it isn't from your glowing beauty and impeccable fashion sense.

  25. This is the Xybernaut Poma by Vito · · Score: 3, Informative

    Or at least, I believe it is. It's been mentioned here before.

    The Xybernaut Poma is their OEM version of the direct-from-Hitachi model. Fifteen hundred bucks US gets you delivery before the end of Q1 2002.

    It runs Windows CE, has no audio inputs, and I don't think anyone on the wearables mailing list has actually gotten one yet to see what development will be like, but it's very interesting, at least.

    1. Re:This is the Xybernaut Poma by Ando[evilmedic] · · Score: 1

      It is infact very similar to the Xybernaut Poma. For people who want to see what it looks like when it's on, there are two farily good
      pictures of people wearing them in this PDF brouchure.

  26. Hitachi SH-4? by Combuchan · · Score: 1

    Excuse my lack of Windows CE knowledge, but don't the vast majority of CE applications run on StrongARM processors instead of SH's? I thought SH-x's for WinCE were somewhat obsolete?

    Oh, and seeing as how it hasn't been asked yet...

    <Slashdot> Can we put Linux on it?

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    1. Re:Hitachi SH-4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, you're right - PocketPC 2002 and Windows CE.NET (both current) are slated to only run on StrongArm CPU's, so basically, this thing's shelf life is already over, just like my Casio E115's.

      What you really want to look out for is the next generation of web tablets and wireless monitors that utilise Windows CE.NET - they're pretty cool.

    2. Re:Hitachi SH-4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you pat yourself on the back, it would be good to actually know what you're talking about.

      1. Yes, Pocket PC 2002 only runs SA CPUs. It is part of their spec. No SA, no PPC 2002 certification.

      2. No, WinCE.NET runs on many CPUs.

      You're confusing CE.NET the OS with PPC the platform.

    3. Re:Hitachi SH-4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it is a bit dated... The SH-4 still has the lower power than strongarm: 1MIPS/mW. Fast and nice little chip to work with, a bit unknown in North America.

      Hitachi also happens to made the SH4 before it was spinned off.

    4. Re:Hitachi SH-4? by Destoo · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, the Dreamcast has a 200mhz risc chip, SH-4 processor and also has a customized version of wince somewhere.

      A bit dated, yes, but still impressive.

      And we can probably build a beowulf cluster, but it could get heavy to carry.
      It would be great to have contacts in each palm, and build the connection by just holding hands..

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      Nouvelles de jeux et technologies en français. TC
  27. Japanese press release by BJH · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a quick translation of the Japanese news release:

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    Industrial-use wearable Internet appliance launched in Japanese market
    Hitachi, Ltd.'s venture company, Net-PDA, (CEO: Matsuoka Shigeru) will begin shipping the WIA-100NB wearable Internet appliance, with head-mounted display, from February 28.
    Mobile computing needs are increasing with the spread of wireless communication infrastructure and Internet access from mobile phones.
    The company completed an OEM licensing contract for wearable Internet appliances with the U.S. Xybernaut Corp. in June of 2001, and has conducted marketing in Japan. As a result, it judged that wearable Internet appliances are an effective solution for work environments such as clean rooms and machine rooms where printed materials cannot be used, as well as for hands-free viewing of blueprints and Internet/intranet access via PHS [a Japanese form of mobile phone] and wireless LAN.
    The WIA-100NB, in order to meet these needs, weighs 310 grams for the main body, with the head-mounted display weighing a mere 80 grams, and the total package weighing less than 500 grams even with the addition of a pointing device. By rubbing the pointing device's optical sensor with a thumb, it is possible to move the cursor on the head-mounted display, allowing the operation of the unit in any position.
    Used as terminals for improving work efficiency, wearable Internet applicances are predicted to form a major part of the market for portable information devices. The company aims to develop this valuable market further.

    -------

    Then it lists the specs, and where to buy it (here, but you'd better know Japanese).

  28. The obligitory.... by Jack+Auf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gosh a Beowulf cluster of these would be....you could just strap them all over your body and...

    OK, I feel better now.

    --
    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - BF
    1. Re:The obligitory.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about several people's wearables as a Beowulf, or would that be too much like The Borg? (See Bill Gates Slashdot logo)

  29. Just to beat anyone else to the punch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first lawsuit to allege that wearable internet appliances cause brain cancer will be filed in May, 2005.

  30. Focus adjustment by tit4tat · · Score: 1

    From the Q&A on the website:

    Q: Does it have focus adjustment?

    A: It is not necessary. Screen image will be presented at 2 feet from your eye. To see it is exactly the same as you see real objects at 2 feet from your eye. If you need corrective eye glasses or contact lenses, you can use them while wearing the display.


    Obviously the display is not 2 feet from your eye, i.e., sticking out from your forehead by two feet. So there must be some optic gimmick to make it appear 2 feet from your eye. What kind of gimmick is this that would never need focus adjustment for any reason, such as, oh I dunno, I have a big protruding forehead so my display is further from my eye than the next guy's? Can someone familiar with optics shed some light on this (no pun intended)?

    1. Re:Focus adjustment by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      I probably sit a different distance from my tv than you do, but neither of us see a need to focus a tv. The only reason they answer a (hypothetical) question about focusing, (I suppose), is that people may compare the device's display to a telescope or binoculars since it goes close to your eye.

      The reason the display "appears" to be two feet away is because it is basically up close to your eye, so pretty much fills your view from that eye.

      Actually I think they are playing on the concept of those "iglasses" or whatever they were called- you know, the ones where you gave them a video source and they displayed it on a pair of spectacles. The difference with these when compared to this display is that the "iglasses" showed a different picture to each eye so you could create the impression of a giant cinema screen (you can create false depth information), and secondly the "iglasses" wouldn't let you see anything else except the display- this display sounds as if it is either transparent or you can see round the edge of it.

      graspee

    2. Re:Focus adjustment by nologin · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it probably uses a series of mirrors to redirect the light to your eye. Add a couple of well placed lenses and your total focal length is 2 feet.

      Therefore, display appears as if it is 2 feet away from you when it actually isn't.

  31. How Useful Is WinCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only problem with the unit is that it uses WinCE and an embedded processor; this basically means that there is zero application support. There is no reason that somebody cannot create a fully compatible Windows/Linux system using a portable pIII processor and solid state storage. The most difficult part about designing such a system is cutting cost and creating a usable display.

    It seems that Hitachi has a decent display and they should focus on bundling it with a system that is actually flexibile enough to run complex Internet/Intranet connectivity applications.

    1. Re:How Useful Is WinCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      oh please. it's attitudes like this that keep us locked into those rediculous bloated processors that Intel keeps spewing out.

      embedded devices aren't going to run the same types of applications as your average desktop for the near future. they're designed for totally different markets. this device is not going to be a consumer-level device at first: it's going to run very customized software for customized work environments.

      additionally the PIII/4 are lousy processors. yes, they'll run pretty damned quickly, but they need to be clocked to rediculous clock speeds to do so. the only reason that the Pentium series is still a leading processor is because Intel is pouring billions of dollars into its development! if they were to pour that many dollars into a well-designed RISC processor, the results would be even more impressive. there will aways be more life in the x86 family, but those improvements come with huge development costs because they're tacked onto an infrastructure that really wasn't meant to do it.

      on a related note, if you put a PIII in a device like this and wore it on your belt you'd probably get third degree burns on your hips. the PIII was never meant for embedded applications. it's all about using the right tool (or chip) for the job

      but anyhow, i'm ranting. but still, i don't see why x86 has to be everywhere. there are better processors for these types of environment, and hanging onto this archaic backwards compatibility is seriously hampering development. embedded devices should use embedded processors, and hey, maybe it's even a chance to help break the WinTel monopoly: Linux runs perfectly well on every embedded processor I've worked on. eventually you have to give up, and move to a new architecture that's better designed for the task at hand. embedded devices are a great place to start this change.

      so do yourself a favour and start looking into the PowerPC, MIPS, SuperH and other embedded processors. the x86 is not the be-all-and-end-all of microprocessors!

    2. Re:How Useful Is WinCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On top of what you've just said, I'd like to point out that the device is essentially a web appliance. It is not a general purpose computer, by any means.

      Windows CE is well-suited for that kind of stuff. Build Maxall, throw on a new shell.exe and away you go!

  32. Designed for Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "...running Windows®CE3.0."

    And where did they put the Reset button ?

    1. Re:Designed for Windows by Doppler00 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Probably somewhere on the unit as a little hole. That would be stupid. I always have to carry around an extra toothpick to reset my WindowsCE device. It only locks up about 1 time every 6 months.

  33. Not to mention... by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Please turn it off while attending movies. And I imagine libraries or court rooms wouldn't be good places to be fragging people in Quake.

    Gak! It's bad enough trying to hold a conversation with someone who just has to answer their phone when it rings. Now it's going to be "You've got mail!"

    And all those people who get useless calls on the bus. Now it's going to be like being on a bloody Borg ship!

    Gotta get me one of those! :^)

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    1. Re:Not to mention... by Skirwan · · Score: 2
      Gak! It's bad enough trying to hold a conversation with someone who just has to answer their phone when it rings. Now it's going to be "You've got mail!"
      On the bright side, the world will become far quieter as every single teenage girl on the planet eschews vocal communication in favor of a 24/7 connection to AOL Instant Messager.

      --
      Damn the Emperor!
    2. Re:Not to mention... by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

      Until they come out with a voice entry unit.

      "ya, so, like, I was rohfull and loll."

    3. Re:Not to mention... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      I did actually think about an application while I was waiting for the bus today. It would mean going the full Borg route. (Cell phone, PDA, processing, HUD, etc.) It wasn't that cold for Toronto in the winter, except that up until now we've had spring weather. Cold wind with teeth in it.

      The TTC web-publishes maps and routes and suggested times that each bus will go by. They also have a data system for each bus to report exactly where it is. (Not published, but that's what scanners and software are for.) Combine.

      I want a system that tells me when the bus is a couple of blocks away and I can leave the mall and walk to the stop and get on. I suppose it would need a GPS card as well. So be it, I remember what cell-phones were like cira 1984.

      Either that or migrate to California where the jasmine blooms in March, but the exit signs are green...

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  34. Excellent news! by homebru · · Score: 1

    I, for one, am delighted to see this announcement. This appears to be very nearly the device that I have been saving my pennies to purchase. I had not actually expected to see one, though, so I was preparing to buy one of the Linux-based Sharp Zaurus thingies.

    The fact that this dream device is being pre-announced is obviously a move to keep me from buying a Sharp in the immediate future. So that means that Hitachi must have found out that the production release of the Sharp is going to happen any day now.

    So HOORAY! The Sharp is on the way!!!

    Or not.

  35. otay by Morphine007 · · Score: 1

    DONE!!!

    not sure about the whole shinny thing though...

    1. Re:otay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that created just for this article?

  36. Re:fisty sport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You totally screwed the formatting on that. Maybe you should leave it to the professionals.

  37. How about not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thing looks rediculously(SP) high-tech. Do they really think people will be walking around the street with that thing on their heads, get real. Its probably going to be complicated and overpriced anyways.

  38. Hitachi's Suggested Applications for this by guttentag · · Score: 2
    Hands-free referring to manuals, etc.
    You mean, as opposed to the carpal tunnel syndrome-inducing Braille screens we all use today? The only thing hands-on about reading a manual is turning the pages, but even with this device I'd still have to use a hand to scroll through a digital manual
    The display achieves desk-top PC level quality in mobile environment... WIA will come with you and present all the images while you are relaxing in couch, sofa, or even in bed.
    What a breakthrough in mobile computing! That's about as mobile as my 1992-model PowerBook. If only I'd thought to duct tape the laptop to my head so the display sits in front of my face... I'd be rich today!
  39. replica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly the same as Poma from Xybernaut

  40. The lack of health consideration is appalling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Manufacturers expect consumers to wear these devices -- often for hours at a time -- but no substantial testing has been done for health risks.

    Nobody knows what the long term effects of wearing a tiny screen a few inches away from your eye might be, and nobody has bothered to find out. This is characteristic of the technology sector, though. No one considered the risks of keyboards until people started losing the use of their hands. No one asked if monitors were healthy until people started going blind.

    I am not anti-technology, by any means. However, it is ridiculous to destroy one's body for whatever short term gains you may be pursuing. Ultimately, it is an individual's responsibility to assure their own safety, but callousness of manufacturers is appalling. Until congress forces a change, though, I doubt health considerations will be taken into account when designing a product.

    1. Re:The lack of health consideration is appalling. by really? · · Score: 1

      Someone moderated this insightful????

      How do YOU know there were no tests? Are you one of the people on the development team?

      Furthermore, who cares. Unless you are REQUIRED by your boss to use one at work, you would be doing it voluntarily. So ...

      --

      "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead." A. Huxley
    2. Re:The lack of health consideration is appalling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are people working with wearable computers already - nothing new. What is new is Joe Bob playing games or smurfing for corn on the wem all day...

  41. Woo Hoo! by beefstu01 · · Score: 1

    So now I can read slashdot everywhere I go, and won't have to ever be without it for more than 10 minutes. Maby I can get some first posts in too...

  42. Played with this at Comdex by Anemophilous+Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    First off, for those who mentioned this looks like the Xybernaut Poma, you are correct.

    From the main english Hitachi page: FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA, July 18, 2001 - Hitachi, Ltd. (NYSE: HIT) and Xybernaut Corporation (NASDAQ: XYBR), today announced that Hitachi has entered into a license agreement under Xybernaut's broad patents for wearable computing and communications to develop a Wearable Internet Appliance (WIA) for the consumer market.

    That said, I played around with one of those for a little bit when I visited the Xybernaut booth at Comdex. My thoughts? They are ok items. The screen projection is not too bad. Until you can focus one eye on the screen and simultaneously focus the other eye on faraway objects, you'll still only either chew gum or walk...if you know what I mean. The screen does flip up so both eyes can be used to focus on the task at hand when needed.

    Someone asked about the input device. The one I played with (and you can see in the photos) has a hand-held input device. It has a touch screen which you move your finger (or rather thumb) around on to move the mouse pointer. I don't remember a keyboard, but I think another model might have had small keyboard you strap to your forearm. Otherwise, I think the model I played with had an on-screen keyboard you can bring up and tap out virtual keystrokes with the mouse pointer. This of course was some what a pain in the arse for me...but I guess YMMV.

    This will be fairly useful in warehouse situations. Maybe on an assembly line: you can work on your task, and if computer assistance is needed, just flip the screen down and look up a part number or whatever. These still aren't the best for long-term computing sessions.

    -A non-productive mind is with absolutely zero balance.
    - AC

    1. Re:Played with this at Comdex by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      I don't remember a keyboard, but I think another model might have had small keyboard you strap to your forearm.

      While that might excite the anime fans out there, it isn't very useful to the power user, as it virtually guarantees that you can use only one hand. What might be a better idea for a keyboard is a wireless little thing (with full-sized keys) that can be used with one hand and held in the other, or set on the lap to be used with both hands. If that were the case, however, you would have to have some other way to attach it to your person for the probably frequent occasions you are not using it.

      The point of a machine like this is to be able to use a computer anywhere, at any time, without having to worry about carrying it or going back to your desktop. If you are going to use it for a few hours, you might as well be at your desk.

      On a lighter note, can you imagine these things used in conjunction with the Segway Human Transporter? People whizzing around thoughtlessly on twowheeled machines with more distracting machines attached to their faces, paying little attention to each other, except to swear in bewildered surprise when some "obnoxious punk kid" crashes into them because they weren't paying attention.

      It will bring a whole new aspect to the arguments over distractions at the wheel.

      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    2. Re:Played with this at Comdex by Sarcazmo · · Score: 1

      People whizzing around thoughtlessly on twowheeled machines with more distracting machines attached to their faces, paying little attention to each other,

      We are borg. We just don't know it yet.

    3. Re:Played with this at Comdex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too!! Although I was not impressed with the screen.

      I'll wait for retinal projection.

      As for input they have a arm mounted half-keyboard similar to this

      or you can use a twiddler

      When I grow up I want to be just like these folks (see bottom for pic)

    4. Re:Played with this at Comdex by gte910h · · Score: 1

      This will be fairly useful in warehouse situations. Maybe on an assembly line: you can work on your task, and if computer assistance is needed, just flip the screen down and look up a part number or whatever. These still aren't the best for long-term computing sessions.

      One of the professors here at Georgia Tech, Thad Starner, has been making (and selling, to a limited degree) something like this for years. Glad to see it hit the consumer market.

      --
      Want to see every step I took to start my company? http://www.rowdylabs.com/blogs/pitchtothegods
  43. Hands Free? by Snoopy77 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That all depends on what you're looking at.

    --
    "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
  44. Obligatory Beowulf Joke by Skirwan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: Wow, can you imagine a beowulf cluster of these?!

    A: Yes I can, it's called a Borg Collective.

    --
    Damn the Emperor!

    1. Re:Obligatory Beowulf Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you get bored of the same jokes over and over? Worse yet, 5 mods thought it was funny.

    2. Re:Obligatory Beowulf Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Reason: You can type more than that for your comment.

    3. Re:Obligatory Beowulf Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody who ever mentions beowulf clusters of things is going to end up on my enemies list, even if they recognize that Beowulf cluster jokes are retarded and old and make reference to that in their post.

  45. What purpose will this serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Think about it; are you going to walk around the with this high-tech eyepatch on? And do you really need to be viewing /. in full color while away from your computer? I just can't see any practicality in these type of devices.

    Sure, they look cool, but I won't be buying one anytime soon. Besides, I would probably have to stop paying rent just to afford it anyway... I'd be kicked out of my apartment, but at least I can browse the interet with a headset!

    1. Re:What purpose will this serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell you right now at least one set of folks whowill use it: Aircraft Avionics and Powerplant maint techs. Those guys could use a "flip down" PC instead of having to climb back to the computer, etc. There are a lot

      So the price point isnt for you college /. slackers, nor for coders. Tts for people who work for a living away from a desk.

  46. Color depth by suso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Full color.Color depth is 18 bits, 260,000 colors

    WTF? 18 bits?

    1. Re:Color depth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anybody bothered to get gory details about the display? Maybe it's a bandwidth limitation. Maybe It's a limitation of the display technology. Maybe they got a great deal on 36bit display engines with half the pipes broken... or maybe, just maybe, 260k colors on a 480k pixel screen was simply determined to be sufficient for plausible applications. You don't like? Go build a 24 or 32 bit system yourself :^)

      ***I don't flame... sometimes it just comes out that way***

  47. Wearable computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guys, isn't this great?! What a great day, when some day in the future, ENTIRE CITIES will be built around this technology!

  48. engrish.com by stak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I smell a new website akin to www.engrish.com ... just for /.

  49. Wrong Priorities by fm6 · · Score: 1
    This product will fail for the same reason all the other "web appliance" products have failed. The necessary data infrastructure isn't there. Previous products, like the Audry, didn't fail because their display technology wasn't cool enough. They failed because there's still no way for the average non-geek consumer to connect such a device to the Internet.

    Someday (hopefully in my lifetime!) high-speed access will be pervasive, affordable, and not require constant hand-holding when used by ordinary people. When that happens, the IAs will come thick and fast. Until then, they're just another way to fritter away VC cash.

  50. a different kind of GUI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think it would be better if the view screen were paper thin and transparent. This way I could focus through it to the outside world if need be, and it would be less intrusive. Maybe something like a double blink to turn on/off the display.

    Then it can used as a heads up targeting display, etc. In that kind of mode, a GUI is possibly the wrong angle, or else would have to be redesigned on rather different principles.

  51. Effects on the eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing that makes me nervous about these things is that essentially your eyeball is just a few millimeters from a bright light source. Has anyone seen any research information about the long-term effects of close-proximity displays? I've got a gut feeling that it just can't be good for your eyes.

    1. Re:Effects on the eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I played around with the MA IV and found the curved silvered mirror to be comfortable and easy on the eye. I don't believe the light source could get to the "dangerous" level. I'd be happy to use the head display for an extended period of time, but the MA IV was heavy in the vest we wore. Since the company has moved on to smaller devices the weight might not be relevant now.

  52. Dork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's bad enough that I'm a dork. Now I have to look like one, too?

    $1500 bucks for an embedded processor, Windows CE driven headgear that will scare away potential mates and attract the law enforcement?

  53. Make you go Blind? by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 0

    Other than the hands free viewing of pr0n, 800x600 on a 13 inch display at 24 inches probably WOULD make you go blind. Would it even be possible to read characters on the screen? Especially when it seems it would be more like a HUD than a monitor (i.e., look through, not look at).

    I have been holding out for the olympus Eye-Trek

    One of these days...

    --
    Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
  54. Why I'll never buy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I take my laptop down the bar, girls might find me attractive. They might confuse me with a writer or something.

    That'll never happen with one of these.

  55. Gargoyles by lostboy2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Countdown to Snow Crash!

    Right now this is Just Another Geeky Toy, but it doesn't seem like it's that far of a leap from the numerous PDAs that people love to carry around.

    Personally, I'm waiting for x-ray goggles! ;-)

    -- D

  56. new excuse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    now the excuse can go from:

    "Sorry officer, I didn't see that other car, i was too busy shaving and drinking my coffee..."
    to...
    "Sorry officer, I didn't see that other car, i was too busy checking my e-mail and reading the latest stories on slashdot...."

  57. Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Help! My shoes have a virus and my jacket just got caught in a nonzero loop!

  58. Xyber-snatching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I admit that the wearable idea is pretty intriguing, but wouldn't this be even easier to steal than a laptop?

    Imagine walking down the street, surfing the web, when suddenly you feel someone jostle your side. Your expensive new Xybernaut is yoinked off you and the thief takes off at Mach 1 while you're still trying to click the Back button.

    Until the price of wearable PCs drops down to the price of a cell phone (or world peace spontaneously occurs), a wearable PC will be like a sign that says "I'm a big, rich, nerd. Please rob me."

  59. Didn't they release this years ago?!! by n8'n7 · · Score: 1
    Let's see. It has a "head mount AND a pointing device".

    Must be the newest cadillac...

    http://hitachi-magic-wand.com

    Don't forget your G-Spotter Attachment Accessory!

    1. Re:Didn't they release this years ago?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's THE original appliance that put the grim on housewife's faces that Hitachi was famous for. ;)

  60. Ergonomic Nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The device puts a one inch box directly in front of your nose and expects you to read text from it? Can you imagine the number of people who are going to end up cross-eyed?

    "Sure, my carpal tunnel syndrome is gone, but I broke my right arm when I tripped over a desk in the office."
    1. Re:Ergonomic Nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Moreover, you don't have to be an ergonomic engineering genius to figure out that the design they have is not going to stay where you put it. Even one ounce eyeglasses need to have nose braces to keep them from falling off. Besides that, without semi-transparency (like MVis), the device just blinds you -- fine for a desk but it can't help mobility any. (Ever tried working on an old style microscope for several hours?)

      Incidentally, according to an old CNN article, Xybernaut cut a deal with microvision to distribute head-mounted laser displays within the year. Since the article is old, maybe its not happening anymore, but it would seem to be a good reason to wait on these devices improving a little.

  61. Divx by LiENUS · · Score: 1

    Recently divx was ported to the Dreamcast (see the pocketdivx forum at http://forums.projectmayo.com) i wonder what kind of graphics chips this uses (i know the dc one uses the pvr in the dc for yuv overlay double buffering stretching soon flipping and a bunch of other complex things that would eat up a lot of cpu time)

  62. Great by jaysones · · Score: 1

    Now you can be a lonely isolated loser out in public!

  63. Print page, keep safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    you`ll be laughing at this in a few years!

    `Check this one out! Check your email on the move!! Yeah, but wait until you get home before you can reply!`

    Surely the future of communications is speech, not converting what you would normally have said into words, and then typing them in?

    As if listening to cell phone conversations wasn't annoying enough, now we'll be listening to AIM conversations as well.

    "...I love you. Smiley face. Ok, I've got to go. I'll see you tonight. Wink smiley face."

    "No, you log off first. No, you first..."

    Blah!

  64. First you sow the seeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you grow the seeds...

    Then you eat the seeds...

  65. wrong OS choice by ledbetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This isn't a MS bashing comment or anything, but WinCE seems to me like the wrong OS to use for a device like this... The only consumers who are going to be interested in this device are, well, Geeks! Geeks would much prefer a Linux or BSD based OS for this type of device.. something that can really be played around with.

    I don't see many applications in a corporate setting either, and even if there was, corporations can pay people to develop apps on whatever OS they want.

    Either way.. it's probably way too early on for this type of device to catch on.

  66. Not the wrong OS choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitachi basically needed something that was going to get them to market ASAP. Windows CE is essentially the only embedded OS that has enough integration support to maximize the cost and time to market aspects of this product, far more than Linux or VxWorks (WindRiver: who I keep hearing worse things about every week).

    Now, the product itself looks really dumb, but hey, that's the Japanese market for you.

  67. Wireless? Why irradiate my hip? by z00r · · Score: 1

    I don't want to put anything that transmits radio waves near my body. These corporate fools who create this technology never bother to test its effects on people. Or no, I should say they do know now that cell phones are dangerous; that's proven. So why should I put some Hitachi piece of junk on my hip? Wanton lust for technology will not make me do it.

    1. Re:Wireless? Why irradiate my hip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell phones are not dangerous in any significant way. You sound like one of those paranoid, technophobic luddites.

    2. Re:Wireless? Why irradiate my hip? by z00r · · Score: 1

      Pat denials and personal attacks only show how weak your position is. Tests have shown they are dangerous. Fact. I just bought a cell phone, and it included in the manual an explanation that the microwaves transmitted are dangerous and suggests using the ear piece. Supporting fact.

    3. Re:Wireless? Why irradiate my hip? by arkanes · · Score: 2
      Which tests? Give me a refrence. A real refrence please, to a published scientific paper with peer review.

      The manual isn't evidence at all, as it's at least as likely to be a legal shield as based on some actual knowledge.

  68. Will we look like Bill Gates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was just wondering whether this is the kind of
    device Bill Gates hides his face behind when he
    appears as a
    slashdot icon from time to time...

  69. Why do some people just don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of thing is really usefull...in niche markets, not for joe shmoe. Think about refineries or oil-platforms and imagine having the technical drawings right in front of you when you're repairing/lookinf for something. Or what about military applications? Battlefield awareness, anyone? And then there is the medical aspect, or maybe airport security (to name a hot topic).
    Damn, where do you guys get your clue-by-four's? I think I'd like to use one round about now...

  70. You can buy this now. by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Insightful
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  71. Why not use the stylus? by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I always have to carry around an extra toothpick to reset my WindowsCE device. It only locks up about 1 time every 6 months.

    Why not just use the stylus?

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    1. Re:Why not use the stylus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because the average CE stylus is the size of a torpedo compared to that darned small hole. I remember the Palm one I use to have had a little spike under a screw cap on the stylus - very cool.

      Personally, I use a paperclip...

  72. Dodgeball by yerricde · · Score: 1

    you'll be the last person picked to play in a dodge ball game

    Only because most geeks are sedentary. At my school, dodgeball players were picked based on the performance that they had demonstrated, not on any character stereotype. Sure, the agile geek might get picked near the end before the first couple games, but that can change quickly.

    See also "Recess." (Yes, I know Di$ney is evil, but still...)

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  73. Alright by joeblowme · · Score: 1

    I thought I could only get so much internet porn a day. Now, I can get it while I drive, go to the bathroom, and attend church. Technology is so great. I thought I was going to have to sign up for the playboy service that sends dirty pictures to your cell phone to get my daily fix, this is gonna be great.

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  74. Windows CE 3 by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Oh god oh why?? why WinCE 3.0??? it has to be the single worst oparating system (mobile or otherwise) since the dawn of mankind. _Any_ OS is better. Its devoid of even the most basic functionality and features. Its unstable, its full of shit, and just to top it off, its made by them... Just look at the Pocket PC user sites, the most popular programs are just utilities that add basic things like being-able-to-switch-and-close-tasks... why would they leave this out of such an OS? were they in a big rush to finish the entire thing in under a week? because thats what it looks like. But seriously, could someone please tell me why it is so crap?

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  75. I want audio and video capture to a remmote drive by BroadbandBradley · · Score: 2

    so when I see something cool, I can SHOW someone else instead of just describing it. also, with the video stream being captured to a more powerful machine, I could teach it to recognize stuff, so I could ask "where did I put my keys?" and it would respond by showing the last captured frame with my keys in the picture. Add some face recognition stuff and I don't have to remember names anymore, they'd just automatically show in my status bar when someone approaches.

    it'd be nice to change the focus to make the image appear farther out so you could walk and have GPS sensors point out items of interest as you go....

    I wonder how well this thing would capture video and audio from a USB cam and transmit it to a remote machine on a wireless lan?

  76. Maybe I'm not an uber geek... by baptiste · · Score: 2
    but I find the whole concept of 'wearable computers' to be pretty stupid. I for one am not about to give up the use of one eye, even partially to wear some computer thats with me at all times. I'll keep walking into things. Plus I'll look like a moron. I see these as the next pocket protector :) With about as much usefulness. Sure, I guess it would be cool to be 100% connected, 100% of the time, but then again, maybe not. Personally, I enjoy being able to get a break by shutting off my laptop. Plus I like having my peripheral vision unimpared while I use a laptop or desktop.

    Yes, I know there are geeks out there who would have a display adapter wired directly into their brains if they could - but we're talking minority.

    I just don't see what is so wonderful about a wearable computer. Yes, there are probably niche applications where they will be cool like someone who needs computer access while doing work with their hands, or some other type of function. Handicap accessibility, yup - great. But again, we're talking niche here. As an IT technician, do I really want to walk around to people's desks with a wearable PC on my head just to pull up reference docs? Nah - I'll take a laptop.

    I know people swear one day we'll all talk to our computers or 'think' commands into them - but I sincerely doubt it. I for one think wearble headset computers with retinal displays will be the thing of sci-fi movies for ever except in niche areas. Me? My 3lb laptop is just fine. Just because we can doesn't mean we should.

  77. Be Gear up for Auction by andaru · · Score: 1

    A slashdot headline which is actually correct and meaningful, even though it sounds like a Japanese motherboard manual telling you to get excited about an upcoming auction.

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  78. My little guys are burnin' up! by bpm140 · · Score: 1

    If whitey-tighties make it uncomfortable for your sperm, just imagine what a Pentium 4 in your pocket will do.

  79. Almost Ok, but by javaDragon · · Score: 1

    Is it possible to intall some decent OS on it ? It would be nice to compile a kernel while jogging in the forest ;-)

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  80. Geek in the 12 step program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, actually you're mistaken. You still do look geeky whipping out a Palm Pilot. Only in very secluded gatherings of similar Palm-bearing geeks is that appropriate. Cell phones in grocery stores is just now becoming acceptable, although the true geeks are those who let the phone ring six or seven times just to have other people stare at them. A great litmus test for those geeks who are at least aware that they can't be objective rating geekfactor, is "the homeless chic". When you see a person using a device, and also holding "I will work for food" cardboard sign, you know you can use the device openly in public. Attention: the dangling cord attachment to the cell phone is not yet in use by the homeless guy = this is still geeky.

  81. Re:Gargoyles - X-Ray ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard that some of the early versions of camcorders equipped with the Night Vision feature could "see" through various levels of clothing / materials. Of couse, some scientific method could be employed here in some pursuit of knowledge1. Ideal lighting conditions, ideal clothing for maximum effectiveness.

    Anyone?

  82. Now if someone gets unreal tournament to run... by drink85cent · · Score: 1

    Then we could frag our way to/from school on the bus. You get come home to see that the bumpy ride home threw you off the ngWorldStats top 100, wait hell you can check that while your backtracking home because you missed your stop.

    flak cannon = UT weapon immune to bumpy rides

  83. Linux Port Underway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do believe I heard a Linux port to the SH-4 is underway. It may work already.

    32MB ROM and 32MB RAM should rock. All it has to do is communicate and display.

    Are there any CF 802.11b cards out yet?

    Cpt_Kirks

  84. In a word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pr0n!

    pr0n, pr0n, pr0n, pr0n, pr0nitty pr0n, pr0n, pr0n, pr0000000n!

  85. Docklands Light Railway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In London Docklands, their light railway public transportation system (that is, a monorail type system but with two rails) already has a very useful functionality where you can pull up the 'next trains' information on your mobile phone:

    At Canary Wharf, Platform 1:
    1 Bank 10 mins
    2 PRINCE REGENT 17 MINS
    3 PRINCE REGENT 37 MINS

    You can also pull it up on the internet:
    http://www.dlr.co.uk/daisy/

    It's really quite useful for knowing when to leave the office to get on the train to Bank.

  86. I dunno whats wrong with you guys...but...!!!! by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 1

    :-d.... I do think this is a pretty damn awesome piece of tech... except for the "winCe" bit... horrible OS.... But how hard would it be to seperate the display from the CPU. etc...? As for usefullness... i think this is probably the first usefull piece of tech ive seen in years... er the first significant advancement... of course the first few versions are gonna be trial and error crap... but i dont think it would be too hard for people to change the OS or to make user adjustable display elements.... such as transparency / display on-off / depth /distance...etc.... i dont think thats a problem at all... Can you imagine if APPLE got it hands on this tech? That would be one heck of a computer.

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  87. PRICE??? by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    Anyone know the expected retail price?

  88. Cool, but can I play video games with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being an SH-4 can I play my Dreamcast games with it. :)