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  1. Did the editors all go out for mexican last night? on Real Problems · · Score: 0, Troll

    Because they seem to have a severe case of story diarrhea today.

  2. Re:Simpler than that on Openness and Security on Campus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Openness and security are mutually exclusive

    Shhhhhh. Don't let the OSS community hear that, it may discourage them.

  3. Re:Wrong on Analysis of Spam, and a Proposed Solution · · Score: 1

    I get tons of spam these days with stuff like this at the end of the message. These are all slipping through my filters.

    _WORD . cavernous , bentley clint , haney . shrub . read , gus sachs , pickett . deerskin . coliseum , coltsfoot derelict , grownup . impact . ash6 , brenda7 envelope , counterproductive . dilemma . ephesus , lariat rostrum , cabdriver . goer . drunk , munificent nomadic , cornfield . andromache . bulky , scorch eratosthenes , bathurst . confuse . fermium , inexhaustible judicature , deafen . architectonic . compressible , euphrates penicillin , edifice . fluency . cognate , gasohol sediment , ampersand . abbreviate . phalanx , gilmore glucose , mannerism . nightshirt . certitude , precious coven , cantle . entomology . godsend , infighting auxiliary , contemplate . grace . paint , capital concise , preserve . abusive . continua , schist barycentric , sidemen . facile . knox , paranoiac bagpipe , flee . navajo . bosonic , barefoot knurl , conscript . connie . singable , herpetology0 peninsula , asteroid . cardiac . lac , ha local , buchwald . midshipman . johann , afterword molybdate , dignitary . luxe . grenoble , pup hue , furious . lanky . bryn , ditzel scab , conception . estuary . aberrant , denote boogie , bitumen . apart . ammunition , lawgive hotel , condominium . braniff . funereal , newspaper gibe , artery . concomitant . bromide , callaghan petticoat , bevel . boomerang . anhydrous , deferral datsun , inconsequential . conservation . advert , bantam efface , arrogant . istanbul . bamberger , doherty salute , hawley . ellipsis . hideout , plum secondary , deemphasize . emeritus . rostrum , sea coupe , diurnal . butterfield . consolation , animadversion orphic , calcareous . atavistic . burbank , medford

  4. Re:Have fun people on Analysis of Spam, and a Proposed Solution · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (*) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

  5. Re:real bad application on Humanoid Robot Conducts Beethoven Symphony · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wasn't the whole idea of having robots to put them to work in incredibly boring and repetitive tasks

    Agreed. They should be working on robotic audience members so we don't have to sit through a symphony.

  6. Damnit! on Humanoid Robot Conducts Beethoven Symphony · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just sent in my application to conducting school. By the time I graduate, all the conducting jobs will be outsourced to robots. Oh well, I guess we should have all seen it coming, much like what happend to assembly and manufacturing plants in the 80s.

  7. I have a question: on IBM's Mainframe Dinosaur Turns 40 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Which of the 5 richest kings of Europe owns it?

  8. Re:Lies on New Tool Cracks Apple's FairPlay DRM · · Score: 1

    I own my hard drive. I don't have a license to use it. Whatever is on there is mine to do with as I choose.

    That's not a very good analogy. Just because you have something does not automatically mean you own it or have the right to have it. That's like saying "I own my house. It's full of stolen dvd players and they are mine to do with what I choose."

  9. Re:Lies on New Tool Cracks Apple's FairPlay DRM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.

    Duh, the the plural of 'anecdote' is 'Slashthink'.

  10. Any subscriber in Seattle? on Magazine Eyeballs Its Subscribers · · Score: 1, Funny

    Post your address so I can come over to your house and paint a giant goatse on your roof.

  11. Re:Explain on Java Evangelist Leaves Sun After MS Settlement · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sun became $un.

  12. Click and Clack on NPR's Car Talk Switches Back To RealAudio · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Smart but annoying. Like many a Slashdot poster.

  13. This is great! on Bicycle Riding on Square Wheels · · Score: 1, Informative

    This story is almost as interesting as the latest case-mod story or the latest news about the state of the Linux x-box port.

  14. Re:Bellingham? on Linuxfest Northwest 2004 · · Score: 1

    The three biggest cities in the PNW are Portland, Seattle and Vancouver, BC. Seattle is halfway between Portland and Vancouver. Plus there are far bigger cities to the south of Seattle like Tacoma, Olympia and Vancouver, Wa. Also, Linux needs to ditch its 'dirty hippy' culture and Bellingham is dirty hippy central. It might as well be the Linux/Hemp/Howard Dean convention and it might as well be held at a campground.

  15. Bellingham? on Linuxfest Northwest 2004 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It should be in Seattle or Vancouver. Might as well be at a campground or just off to the side of the road at mile post 57 next to Cooter's Garage.

  16. Ah, bladerunner on HP Experiments with 'Always On' Camera · · Score: 1

    I like to call them "eyes".

    "Ah, Chew.....If only you could see the things I have seen with your eyes."

  17. Already got one on HP Experiments with 'Always On' Camera · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's called a cam corder

  18. Re:They are open and believe me, the scientist pay on Nature Debate on Open Scientific Journals · · Score: 1

    Why, yes, I do:

    From West Plains, Missouri:

    1: Start out going Southwest on COURT SQ toward E MAIN ST. 0.1 miles

    2: Turn RIGHT onto MO-17/AID AVE/S MAIN ST. Continue to follow MO-17. 0.8 miles

    3: Turn LEFT onto US-63 S. 148.5 miles

    4: Merge onto I-55 S toward MEMPHIS. 19.0 miles

    5: Take I-40 E toward MEMPHIS/NASHVILLE. 7.0 miles

    6: Merge onto I-240 S toward JACKSON MISS. 1.1 miles

    7: Take the LAMAR AVE exit- exit number 29- toward CRUMP BLVD. 0.3 miles

    8: Turn LEFT onto LAMAR AVE/TN-4/US-78. 0.5 miles

    9: Turn LEFT onto CENTRAL AVE. 4.3 miles

    10: Turn RIGHT onto PATTERSON ST. 0.1 miles

    11: Turn LEFT onto VETERANS AVE. 0.1 miles

    12: Turn RIGHT onto HERZOG ST. <0.1 miles

    You are now at the University of Memphis which has some big libraries.

  19. Total BS on Doing the Math in the Microsoft Anti-Trust Cases · · Score: 1, Troll

    There is nothing to stop the EU from retrying them and upping the fine if they keep it up. That's like saying you should get life for your first parking ticket.

  20. They are open and believe me, the scientist pays on Nature Debate on Open Scientific Journals · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anyone can go to any public university library and make copies of articles from journals. Articles which the scientist has paid a good amount to get published in terms of research not to mention paying the journal to publish it (even if a journal accepts your article, you still have to pay the costs of the layout, figures, reprints, etc.) I worked in life sciences research at the University of Washington for 10 years and I have seen this personally.

  21. Reminds me of my dorm life on Seeing-Eye Computer Guides Blind · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is totally OT but when I was a freshman I had a blind neighbor in the dorm who subscribed to a braille version of Playboy. It came in a cardboard box because it took four bound paper volumes for each edition - each one was at least an inch thick. Of course, we made all the obvious jokes about the pictures being in braille.

  22. Hmmmm on Seeing-Eye Computer Guides Blind · · Score: 4, Funny

    That explains why my dog has been moping around all day. His dreams have been crushed.

  23. New Game out today on IF Quake Takes Fragging To Whole New Level · · Score: 1

    Doom 4 vs Quake 7 meets Daryl McBride in Castlewolfenstein (Only Available for Linux)

  24. Whoa, whoa hold on a sec on Google's Gmail To Offer 1GB E-mail Storage? · · Score: 1

    Are we talking 10^9 bytes or 2^30 bytes? They wouldn't be fooling us with the cheap type of gigabyte would they?

  25. 128 gigaflops on IBM Plans Collaboration On Power Architecture · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    WoooHooo! So someone is finally going to try to unseat Microsoft for the most failures!