Perl programmer at a huge porn site that had been in business since 1994. Lots of shitty coders passed through that place over the years and there were a lot of versions of Perl. And we never rewrote or redesigned anything, we just fixed it.
That was an awesome post, MisanthropicProgram. You have a very interesting a viewpoint. You seem like a very intelligent person. By the way, I just happen to sell tinfoil hats. Would you like to buy one?
Some foolio did this a while back. Basically, 6 degrees of separation to Taco through your Slashdot friends and fans. He said he got banned from Slashdot for running a beefy script against the site.
You don't need a program, website, or even a computer to make friends. You just open the door, go outside and...OH MY GOD, the SUN, it BURNS&..&}=20 ]} } } }&..}=3Dr}'}"}[NO CARRIER]
Asian guy: "Did you get drugs for your rice?" French guy: "Drugs for my rice?" Asian guy <points to French guy's head>: "You know, drugs for your rice."
I was robbed once. This guy asked me if that bulge in the back of my pants was a wallet. I said, "Why yes, it is." He then asked if it was full of money, to which I relied, "Loads."
Too bad the guys with Jolt, anime, and useless PC mods are the ones powering the next generation. The old way of life is dying slowly and thankfully.
Without the innovative ideas coming from people such as basement dwelling computer geeks, you wouldn't be typing your moronic post on Slashdot right now.
Thank you, come again.
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TO MUCH time on there hands...
You must be very busy, what with the nine word post that has three mistakes in it.
I wonder if they will advertise in the same place I am advertising my low cost heart transplants that I perform on my new cheap 747-like airplane that I am also selling.
Slashdot Mirror
Is it already April 1st somewhere?
In many senses, it's April 1st everyday at Slashdot.
12 gauge shotgun i'm applying for the patent right now
Your firewall will be useless against a peck flood.
Fill up a cargo jet with full up hard drives and I'd bet you get really good bandwidth.
Converting a quarter of a million lines of VB code to Java...
How many billions of lines of Java did you end up with?
Forgot to mention, octothorpes were few and far between if you get my drift.
Perl programmer at a huge porn site that had been in business since 1994. Lots of shitty coders passed through that place over the years and there were a lot of versions of Perl. And we never rewrote or redesigned anything, we just fixed it.
I think physical persuasion is most effective in the end even if it's not moral or right...it is simply effective.
Well, In Soviet Russia...
That was an awesome post, MisanthropicProgram. You have a very interesting a viewpoint. You seem like a very intelligent person. By the way, I just happen to sell tinfoil hats. Would you like to buy one?
Some foolio did this a while back. Basically, 6 degrees of separation to Taco through your Slashdot friends and fans. He said he got banned from Slashdot for running a beefy script against the site.
You don't need a program, website, or even a computer to make friends.
You just open the door, go outside and...OH MY GOD, the SUN, it BURNS&..&}=20 ]} } } }&..}=3Dr}'}"}[NO CARRIER]
A French man and an Asian man were conversing:
Asian guy: "Did you get drugs for your rice?"
French guy: "Drugs for my rice?"
Asian guy <points to French guy's head>: "You know, drugs for your rice."
You had me at 'drugs'.
I was robbed once. This guy asked me if that bulge in the back of my pants was a wallet. I said, "Why yes, it is." He then asked if it was full of money, to which I relied, "Loads."
Mugger: I SAID, your I-POD or your LIFE!
iGeek: Uhm, what's the difference?
I think you mean:
Mugger: I SAID, your I-POD or your LIFE!
iGeek: Ell Oh Ell, the jokes on you - I don't have even have a life!
By your logic, you should be put to death. You just stole some of my life because I read your inane post.
1900s
at the beginning of the 20th century.
How is this interesting?
It's interesting much in the way a ball or block is interesting to a 8 month old baby. They don't really understand it, but they play with it anyway.
Too bad the guys with Jolt, anime, and useless PC mods are the ones powering the next generation. The old way of life is dying slowly and thankfully.
Without the innovative ideas coming from people such as basement dwelling computer geeks, you wouldn't be typing your moronic post on Slashdot right now.
Thank you, come again.
TO MUCH time on there hands...
You must be very busy, what with the nine word post that has three mistakes in it.
I was under the impression that many of these tunnels were filled with inert gasses, such as SF6
We keep sending guys to check on that, but they never come back...
Does negative metamodderation get you banned from moderating? That would be nice.
I'm halfway there. Your IP is 127.0.0.1, right? I'm about to fuck your box to high heaven.
Feature bloat?
Analogy Man (601298)
Christ, the irony.
I wonder if they will advertise in the same place I am advertising my low cost heart transplants that I perform on my new cheap 747-like airplane that I am also selling.