THE HAGUE -- Robert ?CmdrTaco? Malda, the owner of the popular technology website Slash Dot, has become one of the first U.S. citizens to be indicted by the International Criminal Court for crimes against typography. The Court, authorized by the Rome Statute and ratified by over 60 nations, is charged with the duty of prosecuting individuals for serious human rights violations such as genocide, torture, and sexual slavery.
With this prosecution, the Court seems intent on adding a new crime to their docket, the crime of ?Unicide.?
?What this ?Taco Commander? did to the international community is unconscionable,? U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan was quoted saying. ?Yesterday, there was a flourishing Unicode-speaking population, numbering in the thousands. Today, there are none. They are all silenced. Their Unicode is either blocked by this so-called ?Lameness Filter? or silently wrenched from their messages.?
Slash Dot is home to at least 580,000 citizens, who hail from every Internet-equipped country in the world. However, many more ? perhaps nearly a million ? live anonymously amongst the ranks of registered citizens.
????? ? ?????, Prime Minister of ???? ?????????????, was outraged when he heard of Slash Dot?s decision to cleanse all Unicode-speaking individuals from their website.
The White House was dismayed by the decision of the Court to prosecute an American citizen for what the President deemed, a ?politicalized persecutorial.? White House spokesman Ari Flescher announced that the U.S. would, if pressed, go forward with their recently unveiled plan to invade the Netherlands, if this prosecution was not halted. ?This is absolutely stunning,? he said. ?That the United States would be expected to even acknowledge the presence of other character sets other than ASCII is an offense in its own right. You either write in ASCII, or you?re with the terrorists.?
Slash Dot, and its parent corporation, VA Software, were unavailable for comment.
I hear the WIPO Troll's coming back. I bet he's going to beat the shit out of you for what you did to him last time. WIPO's gonna rape your ass good and make you squeal for your mommy.
OK, so it saves billions of taxpayer dollars. Whoop-de-fucking-do. Do you actually think the people are going to get that money back? No, the billions will be pissed down a hole elsewhere, like building that national surveillance database Herr Asscroft wants, or bombing some country that Average Joe can't even spell, but he's damned sure it's full of Fanatics and Enemies of Freedom.
Does this organization have anything to do with THE WIPO TROLL!? I heard he was going to come back, but his message seems to have disappeared. He mentioned Captain Taco keeping him locked in his basement all this time (5 months?). I wonder if El Taco locked him away again. Will we ever have our WIPO Troll back?
Yes, the US is just another country. Unfortunately it's a country with a dick the size of the whole planet, and it insists on sticking its dick damn near everywhere. Maybe someone will remind the US to keep its dick to itself by crashing a 767 into the A-Root servers this time.
"This ZDNet article by John Carroll makes the claim that open source is flawed because there isn't a way for programmers to earn money by developing open source software. It annoyed me so much that I wrote this response to it on the O'Reilly Network."
In other words, you just admitted to biting a troll, on the front page of Slashdot. Oh, and.... HAND.
Dude, it's the world's finest troll. Do you know HOW MANY times I've seen people reply to this pinhead's signature and not his posts' content? Too many times. Now go bite a dick* and enjoy the feeling of YHBT,YHL,HAND.
They're talking about "factual" common sense, not "common sense" which are actually opinions or "right" behaviour, which is what you seem to be talking about. As in, the kind of things that one can intuit, usually through a long chain of inferences or whatnot. The article used the example that if I say "A and B are mothers" that you can intuit that they're not each other's mother, whereas if I say "A and B are sisters" you could intuit that they might be each other's sister, or not. Obviously you didn't read the article.
"Just because a tool on it's own isn't particularly userful, doesn't mean that it will not be usefull as a component of some other tool."
That's very creative of you. Two (different) mis-spellings in one post.:) Normally, I'd mock you and tell you to suck my penis or something (I am a TROLL afterall!), but I'm laughing too hard.
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Cool. What I have is more like "Assfucking with goats," isn't it?
By Serial Troller, 2002-07-04
THE HAGUE -- Robert ?CmdrTaco? Malda, the owner of the popular technology website Slash Dot, has become one of the first U.S. citizens to be indicted by the International Criminal Court for crimes against typography. The Court, authorized by the Rome Statute and ratified by over 60 nations, is charged with the duty of prosecuting individuals for serious human rights violations such as genocide, torture, and sexual slavery.
With this prosecution, the Court seems intent on adding a new crime to their docket, the crime of ?Unicide.?
?What this ?Taco Commander? did to the international community is unconscionable,? U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan was quoted saying. ?Yesterday, there was a flourishing Unicode-speaking population, numbering in the thousands. Today, there are none. They are all silenced. Their Unicode is either blocked by this so-called ?Lameness Filter? or silently wrenched from their messages.?
Slash Dot is home to at least 580,000 citizens, who hail from every Internet-equipped country in the world. However, many more ? perhaps nearly a million ? live anonymously amongst the ranks of registered citizens.
????? ? ?????, Prime Minister of ???? ?????????????, was outraged when he heard of Slash Dot?s decision to cleanse all Unicode-speaking individuals from their website.
The White House was dismayed by the decision of the Court to prosecute an American citizen for what the President deemed, a ?politicalized persecutorial.? White House spokesman Ari Flescher announced that the U.S. would, if pressed, go forward with their recently unveiled plan to invade the Netherlands, if this prosecution was not halted. ?This is absolutely stunning,? he said. ?That the United States would be expected to even acknowledge the presence of other character sets other than ASCII is an offense in its own right. You either write in ASCII, or you?re with the terrorists.?
Slash Dot, and its parent corporation, VA Software, were unavailable for comment.
This is my 999th comment. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
I did not do this. In fact, I disavow all knowledge of this post. I don't even know it's here. What am I replying to? Hmm???
Hey, MsGeek --
I hear the WIPO Troll's coming back. I bet he's going to beat the shit out of you for what you did to him last time. WIPO's gonna rape your ass good and make you squeal for your mommy.
OK, so it saves billions of taxpayer dollars. Whoop-de-fucking-do. Do you actually think the people are going to get that money back? No, the billions will be pissed down a hole elsewhere, like building that national surveillance database Herr Asscroft wants, or bombing some country that Average Joe can't even spell, but he's damned sure it's full of Fanatics and Enemies of Freedom.
Does this organization have anything to do with THE WIPO TROLL!? I heard he was going to come back, but his message seems to have disappeared. He mentioned Captain Taco keeping him locked in his basement all this time (5 months?). I wonder if El Taco locked him away again. Will we ever have our WIPO Troll back?
Yes, the US is just another country. Unfortunately it's a country with a dick the size of the whole planet, and it insists on sticking its dick damn near everywhere. Maybe someone will remind the US to keep its dick to itself by crashing a 767 into the A-Root servers this time.
My penis is broken. Maybe I shouldn't've shoved it up so many people's asses. Mm?
"I can't blame her if she wants parts of the house like the bathroom and bedroom to be old-fashioned -- i.e., lots of wood, maybe a fireplace"
The perfect compromise.
I stuck my penis in the sun and now it's burnt.
8==PENIS==D
Ouch...
8==D
I shall ban your hateful ass next time I see you on DALnet.
What, did you expect a million bucks and 40 virgins or something? Jeezus, get a life.
Suck onto my thick, meaty 8===============D ...!
Quickly now, my penis needs much sucking! Suck onto my penis!
"This ZDNet article by John Carroll makes the claim that open source is flawed because there isn't a way for programmers to earn money by developing open source software. It annoyed me so much that I wrote this response to it on the O'Reilly Network."
In other words, you just admitted to biting a troll, on the front page of Slashdot. Oh, and.... HAND.
Girlie-in-a-Box.
Hey, DICKWAD.
*chomp* *chomp*
YHBT... YHL... HANFD.
"What's the deal with this Mensa membership?"
Dude, it's the world's finest troll. Do you know HOW MANY times I've seen people reply to this pinhead's signature and not his posts' content? Too many times. Now go bite a dick* and enjoy the feeling of YHBT,YHL,HAND.
* A big, juicy one.
"If only someone had thought of it sooner..."
They would have... but they were too stupid to do so.
That's a nice troll. I remember people writing trolls like this around September 12, 13... you're just late now, dude.
They're talking about "factual" common sense, not "common sense" which are actually opinions or "right" behaviour, which is what you seem to be talking about. As in, the kind of things that one can intuit, usually through a long chain of inferences or whatnot. The article used the example that if I say "A and B are mothers" that you can intuit that they're not each other's mother, whereas if I say "A and B are sisters" you could intuit that they might be each other's sister, or not. Obviously you didn't read the article.
Unfortunately the Unicorn died ... while waiting for the release of Mozilla.
"Just because a tool on it's own isn't particularly userful, doesn't mean that it will not be usefull as a component of some other tool."
:) Normally, I'd mock you and tell you to suck my penis or something (I am a TROLL afterall!), but I'm laughing too hard.
That's very creative of you. Two (different) mis-spellings in one post.