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  1. Linux? Who needs it!! on Not A Graceful Recovery For HP Customers · · Score: -1

    Linux. You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.

  2. Re:Better yet... on Humans Will Sail To The Stars · · Score: -1

    He's dead, Jim.

  3. Re:Help, I'm stuck in jail! on Non-Apple Buttonless Mouse · · Score: -1

    For you, then! Enjoy!

  4. Re:Help, I'm stuck in jail! on Non-Apple Buttonless Mouse · · Score: -1

    No, wait. It's me with the CRACK WHORE fetish. Clinton likes the fat doggy-faced interns. My bad.

  5. Re:Help, I'm stuck in jail! on Non-Apple Buttonless Mouse · · Score: -1

    Clinton's busy getting his KNOB POLISHED by a CRACK WHORE.

  6. Re:MySql Error when loading page... on Non-Apple Buttonless Mouse · · Score: -1

    It is scalable. Someone probably just forgot to make it scale to handle 250,000 HOMOSEXUAL LINUX-USING FAGGOT requests.

  7. Re:More miraculous science! on Researchers Claim to Crack 802.1x WiFi · · Score: -1

    GOATSE.CX isn't dead, he's just hiding. The schoolteachers in my highschool are organizing a posse to find him and hang him after they got fed up with the students setting the desktop and homepages on the lab computers to his site.

    You'd be amazed at the reaction a 75 year old librarian has to an open pink anus.

  8. Re:Yes. on Researchers Claim to Crack 802.1x WiFi · · Score: -1
    Slashdot poll! Sex with...?
    • Anal Cox
    • Linus Turdballs
    • CmdrTaco
    • CmdrTaco and Homos
    • CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
    • CmdrTaco's bitch
    • Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
    • CowBoiKneel
    And remember, kiddies: Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1).
  9. Re:-1 redundant on Researchers Claim to Crack 802.1x WiFi · · Score: -1

    Do you enjoy DICKSLURPING? Email me! serialtroller@hotmail.com

  10. Re:REPLY FROM THE RULE PROJECT Leader on Linux on Older Hardware · · Score: -1
    Slashdot poll! Sex with...?
    • Anal Cox
    • Linus Turdballs
    • CmdrTaco
    • CmdrTaco and Homos
    • CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
    • CmdrTaco's bitch
    • Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
    • CowBoiKneel
  11. Re:Funky Dory... on Researchers Claim to Crack 802.1x WiFi · · Score: -1
    Sex with:
    • Anal Cox
    • Linus Turdballs
    • CmdrTaco
    • CmdrTaco and Homos
    • CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
    • CmdrTaco's bitch
    • Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
    • CowBoiKneel
    And remember, kiddies: Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1).
  12. Re:802.1x NOT 802.11x on Researchers Claim to Crack 802.1x WiFi · · Score: -1
    Sex with:
    • Anal Cox
    • Linus Turdballs
    • CmdrTaco
    • CmdrTaco and Homos
    • CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
    • CmdrTaco's bitch
    • Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
    • CowBoiKneel
    And remember, kiddies: Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1).

    ... Did they just turn off the dupe filter? Huzzah!!

  13. Re:Slashdot Poll on Researchers Claim to Crack 802.1x WiFi · · Score: -1
    Sex with:
    • Anal Cox
    • Linus Turdballs
    • CmdrTaco
    • CmdrTaco and Homos
    • CmdrTaco, Homos, and Roblowme
    • CmdrTaco's bitch
    • Michael in a Leather Gestapo Costume
    • CowBoiKneel
    And remember, kiddies: Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 5.1).
  14. Re:Open as evidence on Judge Says Microsoft Must Give States Windows Code · · Score: -1

    You should probably read the first HUNDRED OR SO COMMENTS above yours either asking or refuting this statement. You should also SUCK ON MY SCHLONG right now.

  15. No, on Is Rambus Destined to Return? · · Score: -1

    But I'm destined to TROLL UP A STORM today.

  16. Re:patent pending... on SightSound Patent Case to Move Forward · · Score: -1

    I claim AUTOEROTIC ORGASMS. Especially penguin-imagery-induced ones.

  17. Re:What about GNU-Enemies? on GNU-Friends and Free Software Development Network · · Score: -1

    ringbarer trolled:

    > The GNU movement will not rest until every
    > programmer is penniless and destitute.

    Actually, the GNU movement only wants to make every programmer penisless, and a prostitute. DICK STALLMAN wants all those penises for the GNU/Fellatio BOUQUET he gave to ANAL COX on Valentine's day.

  18. Re:I agree on GNU-Friends and Free Software Development Network · · Score: -1

    You don't like TENTACLE RAPE Anime!? How can you not like seeing NAKED SCHOOLGIRLS being raped in every orifice by penis-shaped, spiked, or octopus-like TENTACLES?! And the little girlies are usually covered in CUM! That makes me want to BLOW MY JIZZ all over my monitor!! Man, you're weird!!!

  19. Re:No Soul on Finale for Final Fantasy Studio · · Score: -1

    Can I ask you a question? Do you like being forced onto your knees and getting SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH SEMEN??? If you do, email me! serialtroller@hotmail.com

  20. Re:We (probably) won't ever actually ACHIEVE AI on Arguing A.I. · · Score: -1

    Can I ask you a question? Do you like being forced onto your knees and getting SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH SEMEN??? If you do, email me! serialtroller@hotmail.com

  21. Re:This may be hard to take... on RMS Asks Miguel to Explain Himself · · Score: -1

    Can I ask you a question? Do you like being forced onto your knees and getting SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH SEMEN??? If you do, email me! serialtroller@hotmail.com

  22. Re:We (probably) won't ever actually ACHIEVE AI on Arguing A.I. · · Score: -1

    Can I ask you a question? Do you like being forced onto your knees and getting SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH SEMEN??? If you do, email me! serialtroller@hotmail.com

  23. Re:Cutting ISS Funding on Big Changes In Proposed U.S. Space Budget · · Score: -1

    Can I ask you a question? Do you like being forced onto your knees and getting SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH SEMEN??? If you do, email me! serialtroller@hotmail.com

  24. Re:Cutting ISS Funding on Big Changes In Proposed U.S. Space Budget · · Score: -1

    Can I ask you a question? Do you like being forced onto your knees and getting SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH SEMEN??? If you do, email me! serialtroller@hotmail.com

  25. Re:Without advertising???? on Berlin's Robotic Pub · · Score: -1

    Can I ask you a question? Do you like being forced onto your knees and getting SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH SEMEN??? If you do, email me! serialtroller@hotmail.com