Sir, I urge you, please stop posting relevant comments to slashdot and make haste in finding some drugs. This is not how you want to spend your weekend.
Thank you for the kind words, my good man. The CLIT is strong in you.
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Ask slashdot: deploying Linux in a business environment? <B>Posted by <A HREF=http://hemos.net>Hemos</a> on Monday April 22, @11:48PM <P><TT><B>from the justifying-my-unhealthy-fixation dept.</tt></b> <P>An Anonymous Coward writes <I>"I have a job where I'm real important and I get to take care of 2 NT servers, a bunch of workstations, and an AIX box that runs our database. My boss aksed me about the possibility of upgrading the other day. I told him that we should go with Linux because it's free, and you can write scripts and stuff. Also Ihave it running on all my 386 boxen at home. Has anyone ever used Linux in a business environment before?</I> <B>Update:</b> Slashdot appears fourth when you type in 'Linux' on <A HREF=http://google.com>google</a>.
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen [][][]
And knock her upper during supper [][][][][
Clutter up her butter gutter [][][][]
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong [][][][][]
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong[][][][]
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches[][][][
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious[][][][]
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come[][][][]
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum[][][][]
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby [][][][]
I was givin' some head to some french bread [][][][]
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed[][][]
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms[][][][][]
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon[][][][]
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass[][][][][]
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas[][][][][]
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans[][][][]
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans[][][][]
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled[][][][
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget[][][]
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose[][][][]
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice[][][]
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
<TT>I REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT PORN.<BR>I CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND MY WIFE<BR>JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER.<BR> ___<BR> .' `'.<BR> / _ _|<BR> l a a| <BR> (, \ | .----.<BR> l -' | /| '--.<BR> \ '= l || ]| `-. "YOU'VE GOT PORN!LOL!!!LOL!!"<BR> l`-.__.' || ]| ::| /<BR> .-'`-.__ l__ || ]| ::|_/<BR> l `` `. || ]| ::|<BR> l l l l \| ]| .-'<BR> l l l L.__ .--'(<BR> ll `. l l ,--|_ \<BR> l '. '.ll ll.-._|=- |_<BR> l '. '.'. l`l/.' packard '.<BR> l `'l `;-:-;`| bell |<BR>AOL!!! LOLOL<BR>SO EASY TO USE, SPAM, LOOK AT PORN <BR>TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS<BR>CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN<BR>NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.</TT><BR>--<BR><BR > <BR>
Thank you sir, but I don't do this for glory. I'm simply fulling my mission...some were born to shake their bon bon at chic nightclubs, and some were born to fold Cheesiritos at Taco John's, but I...I was born to troll.
Hey Metrollica, I stole your ASCII art, but I am too dumb to get it to post correctly. Could you help me? Thx and plz visit my journal, you are the best! <P>
I REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT PORN. I CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND MY WIFE JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER. ___ .' `'. / _ _|<BR> l a a| <BR> (, \ | .----.<BR> l -' | /| '--.<BR> \ '= l || ]| `-. "YOU'VE GOT PORN!LOL!!!LOL!!"<BR> l`-.__.' || ]| ::| /<BR> .-'`-.__ l__ || ]| ::|_/<BR> l `` `. || ]| ::|<BR> l l l l \| ]| .-'<BR> l l l L.__ .--'(<BR> ll `. l l ,--|_ \<BR> l '. '.ll ll.-._|=- |_<BR> l '. '.'. l`l/.' packard '.<BR> l `'l `;-:-;`| bell |<BR>AOL!!! LOLOL<BR>SO EASY TO USE, SPAM, LOOK AT PORN <BR>TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS<BR>CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN<BR>NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.</TT><BR>--<BR><BR > <BR>
<TT>I REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT PORN.<BR>I CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND MY WIFE<BR>JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER.<BR> ___<BR> .' `'.<BR> / _ _|<BR> l a a| <BR> (, \ | .----.<BR> l -' | /| '--.<BR> \ '= l || ]| `-. "YOU'VE GOT PORN!LOL!!!LOL!!"<BR> l`-.__.' || ]| ::| /<BR> .-'`-.__ l__ || ]| ::|_/<BR> l `` `. || ]| ::|<BR> l l l l \| ]| .-'<BR> l l l L.__ .--'(<BR> ll `. l l ,--|_ \<BR> l '. '.ll ll.-._|=- |_<BR> l '. '.'. l`l/.' packard '.<BR> l `'l `;-:-;`| bell |<BR>AOL!!! LOLOL<BR>SO EASY TO USE, SPAM, LOOK AT PORN <BR>TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS<BR>CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN<BR>NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.</TT><BR>--<BR><BR > <BR>
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Ask slashdot: deploying Linux in a business environment?
Posted by Hemos on Monday April 22, @11:48PM
from the justifying-my-unhealthy-fixation dept.
An Anonymous Coward writes "I have a job where I'm real important and I get to take care of 2 NT servers, a bunch of workstations, and an AIX box that runs our database. My boss aksed me about the possibility of upgrading the other day. I told him that we should go with Linux because it's free, and you can write scripts and stuff. Also Ihave it running on all my 386 boxen at home. Has anyone ever used Linux in a business environment before?Update: Slashdot appears fourth when you type in 'Linux' on google.
Look around you, folks. How many of you have sigs that refer to "karma", "ACs," getting "modded up" and the like? Has Slashdot become your hermetically sealed environment? Is it the filter through which you perceive reality? Has Slashdot become an empty game where you regurgitate earlier posts to get 'karma'?
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!!
The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
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Sir, I urge you, please stop posting relevant comments to slashdot and make haste in finding some drugs. This is not how you want to spend your weekend.
What in the fuck are you doing sober and posting relevant comments on slashdot? really, some people just make me sick...
it's christmas time for my penis, that's for sure.
My quality assurance agents have guaranteed that this post is of highest quality-or your money back. One for the CLITs!
Penis!
Thank you for the kind words, my good man. The CLIT is strong in you.
Thank you, THING.
Ask slashdot: deploying Linux in a business environment?
<B>Posted by <A HREF=http://hemos.net>Hemos</a> on Monday April 22, @11:48PM
<P><TT><B>from the justifying-my-unhealthy-fixation dept.</tt></b>
<P>An Anonymous Coward writes <I>"I have a job where I'm real important and I get to take care of 2 NT servers, a bunch of workstations, and an AIX box that runs our database. My boss aksed me about the possibility of upgrading the other day. I told him that we should go with Linux because it's free, and you can write scripts and stuff. Also Ihave it running on all my 386 boxen at home. Has anyone ever used Linux in a business environment before?</I> <B>Update:</b> Slashdot appears fourth when you type in 'Linux' on <A HREF=http://google.com>google</a>.
Get your dick outta the peanut butter, cause you're fuckin nuts!
And knock her upper during supper [][][][][
Clutter up her butter gutter [][][][]
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong [][][][][]
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong[][][][]
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches[][][][
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious[][][][]
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come[][][][]
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum[][][][]
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby [][][][]
I was givin' some head to some french bread [][][][]
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed[][][]
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms[][][][][]
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon[][][][]
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass[][][][][]
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas[][][][][]
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans[][][][]
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans[][][][]
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled[][][][
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget[][][]
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose[][][][]
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice[][][]
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
<TT>I REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT PORN.<BR>I CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND MY WIFE<BR>JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER.<BR> ___<BR> .' `'.<BR> / _ _|<BR> l a a| <BR> (, \ | .----.<BR> l -' | /| '--.<BR> \ '= l || ]| `-. "YOU'VE GOT PORN!LOL!!!LOL!!"<BR> l`-.__.' || ]| ::| /<BR> .-'`-.__ l__ || ]| ::|_/<BR> l `` `. || ]| ::|<BR> l l l l \| ]| .-'<BR> l l l L.__ .--'(<BR> ll `. l l ,--|_ \<BR> l '. '.ll ll .-._|=- |_<BR> l '. '.'. l`l/ .' packard '.<BR> l `'l `;-:-;`| bell |<BR>AOL!!! LOLOL<BR>SO EASY TO USE, SPAM, LOOK AT PORN <BR>TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS<BR>CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN<BR>NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.</TT><BR>--<BR><BR >
<BR>
Thank you sir, but I don't do this for glory. I'm simply fulling my mission...some were born to shake their bon bon at chic nightclubs, and some were born to fold Cheesiritos at Taco John's, but I...I was born to troll.
Hey Metrollica, I stole your ASCII art, but I am too dumb to get it to post correctly. Could you help me? Thx and plz visit my journal, you are the best!
<P>
I REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT PORN.
/ _ _|<BR> l a a| <BR> (, \ | .----.<BR> l -' | /| '--.<BR> \ '= l || ]| `-. "YOU'VE GOT PORN!LOL!!!LOL!!"<BR> l`-.__.' || ]| ::| /<BR> .-'`-.__ l__ || ]| ::|_/<BR> l `` `. || ]| ::|<BR> l l l l \| ]| .-'<BR> l l l L.__ .--'(<BR> ll `. l l ,--|_ \<BR> l '. '.ll ll .-._|=- |_<BR> l '. '.'. l`l/ .' packard '.<BR> l `'l `;-:-;`| bell |<BR>AOL!!! LOLOL<BR>SO EASY TO USE, SPAM, LOOK AT PORN <BR>TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS<BR>CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN<BR>NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.</TT><BR>--<BR><BR >
I CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND MY WIFE
JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER.
___
.' `'.
<BR>
<TT>I REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT PORN.<BR>I CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND MY WIFE<BR>JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER.<BR> ___<BR> .' `'.<BR> / _ _|<BR> l a a| <BR> (, \ | .----.<BR> l -' | /| '--.<BR> \ '= l || ]| `-. "YOU'VE GOT PORN!LOL!!!LOL!!"<BR> l`-.__.' || ]| ::| /<BR> .-'`-.__ l__ || ]| ::|_/<BR> l `` `. || ]| ::|<BR> l l l l \| ]| .-'<BR> l l l L.__ .--'(<BR> ll `. l l ,--|_ \<BR> l '. '.ll ll .-._|=- |_<BR> l '. '.'. l`l/ .' packard '.<BR> l `'l `;-:-;`| bell |<BR>AOL!!! LOLOL<BR>SO EASY TO USE, SPAM, LOOK AT PORN <BR>TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS<BR>CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN<BR>NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.<BR><BR>Important Stuff:<BR>Please try to keep posts on topic.<BR><BR>Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.<BR><BR>Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating<BR> what has already been said.<BR><BR>Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.<BR><BR>Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be<BR> moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your<BR> threshold on the User Preferences Page)<BR>Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to<BR> CowboyNeal.</TT><BR>--<BR><BR >
<BR>
Future Slashdot headlines Ask slashdot: deploying Linux in a business environment? Posted by Hemos on Monday April 22, @11:48PM
from the justifying-my-unhealthy-fixation dept.
An Anonymous Coward writes "I have a job where I'm real important and I get to take care of 2 NT servers, a bunch of workstations, and an AIX box that runs our database. My boss aksed me about the possibility of upgrading the other day. I told him that we should go with Linux because it's free, and you can write scripts and stuff. Also Ihave it running on all my 386 boxen at home. Has anyone ever used Linux in a business environment before? Update: Slashdot appears fourth when you type in 'Linux' on google.
empty post is fun. plz ee my journal!
You win, dude. Keep posting Mr. Goaty, and enjoy this slspecial tribute to Big Ass Spork !!!
Gamera! Is friend of children, no?
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!! The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
It's Italian-American forum, you insensitive prick.
filthypenis!
I know, let's spend it on building a clone army!
Fuck fuck fuck ass!
How the FUCK are you supposed to make the Xbox into a PVR? Does it have video in capabilities? Well? Does it?