If you stay up in space too long, you get syphilis and your tissues waste away. Everyone likes that.
PS what does this mean: Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*. Why is that at the bottom of my page?
Quoting yourself in your sig is like bragging about your Star Wars lego collection. In your own mind, it might make you feel cool...but to everyone else, it just reveals that you're a total fucking tool. hope you realize this soon and take appropriate remedies.
Yeah, like the PC chips motherboards are that different from the l33t b0x0r you built yourself. Two CPUs, three types of sound card, four or five chipsets, doesn't equal much choice at all. Better get a Mac or SGI box if you want something that is really different from your shitty beige box...
The only reason this thing exists is to show you commercials. Advertising is eroding public and private space alike-from the backs of convenience-store gas pumps to the dedication masonry at museums. If an "internet Fridge" ever does become popular, it'll secretly report the contents of your fridge back to a centralized server and show you ads for milk based on your psychographic profile...
As reported in today's Washington Post, the Marijuana Policy Project
is now legally permitted to collect signatures to place our medical
marijuana initiative on the ballot in our nation's capital. Would you
please help us in one of three ways?
We must collect 40,000 total signatures (which translates into 20,000
valid signatures) in D.C. between now and July 7. This is a monumental
effort!
1. TRAVEL TO D.C. AND GET PAID TO COLLECT SIGNATURES: Can you commit
to gathering 200 signatures per day for 20 days, starting
immediately? We will pay for your round-trip plane ticket, provide
you with a hotel room, and pay you $2 per valid signature. (200
total signatures per day translates into about 100 valid
signatures per day, which means you would be paid about $200 per
day.)
Please call MPP's Kat DeBurgh at 202-462-5747 ext. 101 if you are
interested in earning about $4,000 in three weeks. Those who are
willing to fly to D.C. within the next two days will be given
preferential treatment.
2. VOLUNTEER IN D.C.: If you already have a full-time job and live
near D.C., would you please volunteer to collect 120 signatures
between now and July 7? The training session will take about one
hour, and you can collect 120 signatures in about five hours by
standing outside of a Metro stop or a supermarket. The first
training session is tomorrow (Saturday) at 1:00 p.m. at Armand's
Pizza at 226 Massachusetts Avenue, NE, on Capitol Hill. Please
sign up at http://www.mpp.org/dcinitiative/volunteer.html if you
can come to this training or a future training, where you will be
given free pizza and a free medical marijuana T-shirt to wear
while gathering signatures.
3. DONATE TO PAY FOR SIGNATURE DRIVE: If you aren't able to collect
signatures on a volunteer or paid basis, would you be willing to
donate money so that others may be paid $2 per valid signature?
Please donate at http://www.mpp.org/dcinitiative/contribute.html
at your earliest convenience.
In 1998, D.C. voters passed a medical marijuana initiative with 69% of
the vote. Congressman Bob Barr (R-GA) and other hard-line drug
warriors in Congress kept this initiative from taking effect, then
barred D.C. residents from ever voting on the issue again -- trampling
on the will of the voters and the rights of patients.
Three months ago, MPP beat Rep. Barr and the U.S. Justice Department
in federal court, winning the right to run a new medical marijuana
initiative in D.C.
And one week ago in D.C. Superior Court, MPP successfully defended the
initiative from a legal challenge by a team of local activists who
were trying to prevent the signature drive from starting.
Finally, yesterday, the local D.C. government gave us our petitions.
We must now collect 40,000 total signatures between now and July 7. If
we do, D.C. voters will surely pass our medical marijuana initiative
this November, which means Congress will have to debate and vote on
whether it will allow the local medical marijuana law to take effect... or whether Congress will overturn the will of the voters.
We must gather 2,000 signatures a day for 20 days -- from June 16 to
July 7, with a one-day break on July 4 -- in order to qualify our
measure for the November ballot.
This is a monumental effort. Would you please help in one of the three
ways listed above? Thank you!
Oh...good. I was waiting for that one to come back.
FFFFFF AAAA RRRRRRR TTTTTTTT !!!
F A A R R TT !!!
FFF AAAAAA R RR TT !!!
F A A R R TT
F A A R R TT
As reported in today's Washington Post, the Marijuana Policy Project
is now legally permitted to collect signatures to place our medical
marijuana initiative on the ballot in our nation's capital. Would you
please help us in one of three ways?
We must collect 40,000 total signatures (which translates into 20,000
valid signatures) in D.C. between now and July 7. This is a monumental
effort!
1. TRAVEL TO D.C. AND GET PAID TO COLLECT SIGNATURES: Can you commit
to gathering 200 signatures per day for 20 days, starting
immediately? We will pay for your round-trip plane ticket, provide
you with a hotel room, and pay you $2 per valid signature. (200
total signatures per day translates into about 100 valid
signatures per day, which means you would be paid about $200 per
day.)
Please call MPP's Kat DeBurgh at 202-462-5747 ext. 101 if you are
interested in earning about $4,000 in three weeks. Those who are
willing to fly to D.C. within the next two days will be given
preferential treatment.
2. VOLUNTEER IN D.C.: If you already have a full-time job and live
near D.C., would you please volunteer to collect 120 signatures
between now and July 7? The training session will take about one
hour, and you can collect 120 signatures in about five hours by
standing outside of a Metro stop or a supermarket. The first
training session is tomorrow (Saturday) at 1:00 p.m. at Armand's
Pizza at 226 Massachusetts Avenue, NE, on Capitol Hill. Please
sign up at http://www.mpp.org/dcinitiative/volunteer.html if you
can come to this training or a future training, where you will be
given free pizza and a free medical marijuana T-shirt to wear
while gathering signatures.
3. DONATE TO PAY FOR SIGNATURE DRIVE: If you aren't able to collect
signatures on a volunteer or paid basis, would you be willing to
donate money so that others may be paid $2 per valid signature?
Please donate at http://www.mpp.org/dcinitiative/contribute.html
at your earliest convenience.
In 1998, D.C. voters passed a medical marijuana initiative with 69% of
the vote. Congressman Bob Barr (R-GA) and other hard-line drug
warriors in Congress kept this initiative from taking effect, then
barred D.C. residents from ever voting on the issue again -- trampling
on the will of the voters and the rights of patients.
Three months ago, MPP beat Rep. Barr and the U.S. Justice Department
in federal court, winning the right to run a new medical marijuana
initiative in D.C.
And one week ago in D.C. Superior Court, MPP successfully defended the
initiative from a legal challenge by a team of local activists who
were trying to prevent the signature drive from starting.
Finally, yesterday, the local D.C. government gave us our petitions.
We must now collect 40,000 total signatures between now and July 7. If
we do, D.C. voters will surely pass our medical marijuana initiative
this November, which means Congress will have to debate and vote on
whether it will allow the local medical marijuana law to take effect... or whether Congress will overturn the will of the voters.
We must gather 2,000 signatures a day for 20 days -- from June 16 to
July 7, with a one-day break on July 4 -- in order to qualify our
measure for the November ballot.
This is a monumental effort. Would you please help in one of the three
ways listed above? Thank you!
I'm thinking that we trolls make this a "Fear and Loathing" type weekend...you know, show up ripped to the tits and hassle the geeks in any way possible...
This message brought to you by the folks at trollaxor.com. TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: I got the one advising that we should b00z3 it up
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: and that's the only one that matters!
peepoh: sweet! are you up for it then?
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: Oh, I'm up for it! Boozin like we live in Prassel!
peepoh: haha, yeah!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: we'll turn up the Hall and Oates, do some cocaine, and fucking drink Wine Coolers all night
peepoh: YES!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: We'll get hopped up on goofballs!
peepoh: what the devil are goofballs, anyway?
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero:
I don't know, but that doesn't stop me from gobbling them like candy corn!
peepoh: good idea!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: Now let's break them up and snort them off this midget's ass!
peepoh: Yeah! And then we can take turns injecting a solution of heroine and LSD into each other's asses!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: Yeah dude, now the hall and oates sounds like melting flowers in my nose!
peepoh: aaaaauuugghhh! I am that ffffflllllooooowwwweeerrrrrr!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: BRAAAAAAAP
peepoh: I am the BRAP of the universe!
peepoh: I am the FFFART of the ass of existence!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: the sum total of all farts since the dawn of time!
peepoh: I am Count Brapula!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: I'm an owl meat flavored Hall and Oates shaped fart!
peepoh: dude, you just broke through to a higher plane of consciousness!
Thanks to the PC clones, we now have of underperforming, overheating x86 processors. Hardware is "commodity" which means you have maybe three choices for a video card, probably two of which have identical chipsets.
On the software side, Windows programs are so desperate for your attention that they hijack every possible function (Quicktime, RealPlayer, Windows Media Player all want to play your MP3s, your movies, read your email, etc). Linux on 'commodity hardware' is displacing much better server OS's such as HP-UX and Solaris.
PCs today are so indistinguishable that big box makers like Compaq and Dell have to trap you into tying contracts (buy a Dell, get Dellnet for two years) in order to make money.
And this is a good thing somehow? Keep your reverse engineering to yourself, or rot in jail.
This is an awesome, but I'm afraid the majority of Slashbots won't be familiar with your source material. Nevertheless, a tip of the ol' foreskin, courtesy of the Davies brothers...
Slashdot Mirror
FOAD.
This song FUCKING ROCKS! Please upload it to the Slashdot server. THX!
Sounds about right to me, chief.
If you stay up in space too long, you get syphilis and your tissues waste away. Everyone likes that.
PS what does this mean: Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.
Why is that at the bottom of my page?
honest AND insightful. why not a +5 for this?
Cheers,
YMFT
Yeah, like the PC chips motherboards are that different from the l33t b0x0r you built yourself. Two CPUs, three types of sound card, four or five chipsets, doesn't equal much choice at all. Better get a Mac or SGI box if you want something that is really different from your shitty beige box...
hi! Would you like to melt your penis down and sell it for slag? It could be worth over $10000! Just click here for more info!
The only reason this thing exists is to show you commercials. Advertising is eroding public and private space alike-from the backs of convenience-store gas pumps to the dedication masonry at museums. If an "internet Fridge" ever does become popular, it'll secretly report the contents of your fridge back to a centralized server and show you ads for milk based on your psychographic profile...
You're right, But will you YANK MY CRANK?
Even if this is a filthy AC, I nominate this for Post of the Year...what say you chaps?
As reported in today's Washington Post, the Marijuana Policy Project is now legally permitted to collect signatures to place our medical marijuana initiative on the ballot in our nation's capital. Would you please help us in one of three ways?
We must collect 40,000 total signatures (which translates into 20,000 valid signatures) in D.C. between now and July 7. This is a monumental effort!
1. TRAVEL TO D.C. AND GET PAID TO COLLECT SIGNATURES: Can you commit to gathering 200 signatures per day for 20 days, starting immediately? We will pay for your round-trip plane ticket, provide you with a hotel room, and pay you $2 per valid signature. (200 total signatures per day translates into about 100 valid signatures per day, which means you would be paid about $200 per day.)
Please call MPP's Kat DeBurgh at 202-462-5747 ext. 101 if you are interested in earning about $4,000 in three weeks. Those who are willing to fly to D.C. within the next two days will be given preferential treatment.
2. VOLUNTEER IN D.C.: If you already have a full-time job and live near D.C., would you please volunteer to collect 120 signatures between now and July 7? The training session will take about one hour, and you can collect 120 signatures in about five hours by standing outside of a Metro stop or a supermarket. The first training session is tomorrow (Saturday) at 1:00 p.m. at Armand's Pizza at 226 Massachusetts Avenue, NE, on Capitol Hill. Please sign up at http://www.mpp.org/dcinitiative/volunteer.html if you can come to this training or a future training, where you will be given free pizza and a free medical marijuana T-shirt to wear while gathering signatures.
3. DONATE TO PAY FOR SIGNATURE DRIVE: If you aren't able to collect signatures on a volunteer or paid basis, would you be willing to donate money so that others may be paid $2 per valid signature?
Please donate at http://www.mpp.org/dcinitiative/contribute.html at your earliest convenience.
In 1998, D.C. voters passed a medical marijuana initiative with 69% of the vote. Congressman Bob Barr (R-GA) and other hard-line drug warriors in Congress kept this initiative from taking effect, then barred D.C. residents from ever voting on the issue again -- trampling on the will of the voters and the rights of patients.
Three months ago, MPP beat Rep. Barr and the U.S. Justice Department in federal court, winning the right to run a new medical marijuana initiative in D.C.
And one week ago in D.C. Superior Court, MPP successfully defended the initiative from a legal challenge by a team of local activists who were trying to prevent the signature drive from starting.
Finally, yesterday, the local D.C. government gave us our petitions. We must now collect 40,000 total signatures between now and July 7. If we do, D.C. voters will surely pass our medical marijuana initiative this November, which means Congress will have to debate and vote on whether it will allow the local medical marijuana law to take effect ... or whether Congress will overturn the will of the voters.
We must gather 2,000 signatures a day for 20 days -- from June 16 to July 7, with a one-day break on July 4 -- in order to qualify our measure for the November ballot.
This is a monumental effort. Would you please help in one of the three ways listed above? Thank you!
FFFFFF AAAA RRRRRRR TTTTTTTT !!! F A A R R TT !!! FFF AAAAAA R RR TT !!! F A A R R TT F A A R R TT
As reported in today's Washington Post, the Marijuana Policy Project is now legally permitted to collect signatures to place our medical marijuana initiative on the ballot in our nation's capital. Would you please help us in one of three ways?
We must collect 40,000 total signatures (which translates into 20,000 valid signatures) in D.C. between now and July 7. This is a monumental effort!
1. TRAVEL TO D.C. AND GET PAID TO COLLECT SIGNATURES: Can you commit to gathering 200 signatures per day for 20 days, starting immediately? We will pay for your round-trip plane ticket, provide you with a hotel room, and pay you $2 per valid signature. (200 total signatures per day translates into about 100 valid signatures per day, which means you would be paid about $200 per day.)
Please call MPP's Kat DeBurgh at 202-462-5747 ext. 101 if you are interested in earning about $4,000 in three weeks. Those who are willing to fly to D.C. within the next two days will be given preferential treatment.
2. VOLUNTEER IN D.C.: If you already have a full-time job and live near D.C., would you please volunteer to collect 120 signatures between now and July 7? The training session will take about one hour, and you can collect 120 signatures in about five hours by standing outside of a Metro stop or a supermarket. The first training session is tomorrow (Saturday) at 1:00 p.m. at Armand's Pizza at 226 Massachusetts Avenue, NE, on Capitol Hill. Please sign up at http://www.mpp.org/dcinitiative/volunteer.html if you can come to this training or a future training, where you will be given free pizza and a free medical marijuana T-shirt to wear while gathering signatures.
3. DONATE TO PAY FOR SIGNATURE DRIVE: If you aren't able to collect signatures on a volunteer or paid basis, would you be willing to donate money so that others may be paid $2 per valid signature?
Please donate at http://www.mpp.org/dcinitiative/contribute.html at your earliest convenience.
In 1998, D.C. voters passed a medical marijuana initiative with 69% of the vote. Congressman Bob Barr (R-GA) and other hard-line drug warriors in Congress kept this initiative from taking effect, then barred D.C. residents from ever voting on the issue again -- trampling on the will of the voters and the rights of patients.
Three months ago, MPP beat Rep. Barr and the U.S. Justice Department in federal court, winning the right to run a new medical marijuana initiative in D.C.
And one week ago in D.C. Superior Court, MPP successfully defended the initiative from a legal challenge by a team of local activists who were trying to prevent the signature drive from starting.
Finally, yesterday, the local D.C. government gave us our petitions. We must now collect 40,000 total signatures between now and July 7. If we do, D.C. voters will surely pass our medical marijuana initiative this November, which means Congress will have to debate and vote on whether it will allow the local medical marijuana law to take effect ... or whether Congress will overturn the will of the voters.
We must gather 2,000 signatures a day for 20 days -- from June 16 to July 7, with a one-day break on July 4 -- in order to qualify our measure for the November ballot.
This is a monumental effort. Would you please help in one of the three ways listed above? Thank you!
How about USB, fruity whip? Looking for sound out from a parallel port is like looking for a ham sammich up a hog's ass, ya dig?
God, I wish there was a way to ignore the garbage at +1 and +2.
The only thing that sucks worse than ACs is Square "video games". Sega for life, motherfucker!
And neither were you...bow down and praise L0rd Kariya, and maybe he won't toss your worthless AC carcass into the alligator pit after all...
How many sweaty toupeed creeps are in PLUG?
And I left it in your yard!
This message brought to you by the folks at trollaxor.com.
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: I got the one advising that we should b00z3 it up
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: and that's the only one that matters!
peepoh: sweet! are you up for it then?
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: Oh, I'm up for it! Boozin like we live in Prassel!
peepoh: haha, yeah!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: we'll turn up the Hall and Oates, do some cocaine, and fucking drink Wine Coolers all night
peepoh: YES!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: We'll get hopped up on goofballs!
peepoh: what the devil are goofballs, anyway?
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: I don't know, but that doesn't stop me from gobbling them like candy corn!
peepoh: good idea!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: Now let's break them up and snort them off this midget's ass!
peepoh: Yeah! And then we can take turns injecting a solution of heroine and LSD into each other's asses!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: Yeah dude, now the hall and oates sounds like melting flowers in my nose!
peepoh: aaaaauuugghhh! I am that ffffflllllooooowwwweeerrrrrr!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: BRAAAAAAAP
peepoh: I am the BRAP of the universe!
peepoh: I am the FFFART of the ass of existence!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: the sum total of all farts since the dawn of time!
peepoh: I am Count Brapula!
TheGreatestAmericanSuperHero: I'm an owl meat flavored Hall and Oates shaped fart!
peepoh: dude, you just broke through to a higher plane of consciousness!
On the software side, Windows programs are so desperate for your attention that they hijack every possible function (Quicktime, RealPlayer, Windows Media Player all want to play your MP3s, your movies, read your email, etc). Linux on 'commodity hardware' is displacing much better server OS's such as HP-UX and Solaris.
PCs today are so indistinguishable that big box makers like Compaq and Dell have to trap you into tying contracts (buy a Dell, get Dellnet for two years) in order to make money.
And this is a good thing somehow? Keep your reverse engineering to yourself, or rot in jail.
This is an awesome, but I'm afraid the majority of Slashbots won't be familiar with your source material. Nevertheless, a tip of the ol' foreskin, courtesy of the Davies brothers...
I salute your awesomeness. Please join me for a cup of tea.