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YourMissionForToday: Quicktime probably won't help you find love
YourMissionForToday: I suggest becoming Spider-Man
coed.jpg: But I'm batman
YourMissionForToday: It might be time to transition your servers to Spider-Man. Netcraft's latest survey says that *Batman accounts for less than 1% of allservers on the internet
coed.jpg: Batman was fighting hax0rz when spiderman was shittin yellow
YourMissionForToday: Yes, but Spider-Man is infinitely more scalable, offers volume discounts for licensing and has new Sticky-Web(TM) software
YourMissionForToday: http://store.sun.com/catalog/doc/BrowsePage.jhtml; $sessionid$LPKWARRPH0GHLAMTA1ESTGT5AAAACJ1K?cid=80 487 refer to this page for more info
coed.jpg: spider-man is a hacked-together superhero. just some guy with a freak mutation. batman was built from the ground up by dedicated professionals and strong financial backing to be a quality superhero
YourMissionForToday: I won't deny that Batman was very much ahead of his time, and if this was 1996, I'd probably be recommending him. But this is 2002, Spider-Man's working better than ever, and capturing market share from tons of low and medium end businesses everywhere
coed.jpg: well first of all, market share is no indicator of a superhero's quality. just because there are millions of petty crimes for spider man to make right doesn't mean he's a better superhero. meanwhile, batman has better resources tailored specifically for doing his job well. he's the real superhero for mission-critical applications
YourMissionForToday: You can't deny Spider-Man's continued profitibility year after year. He squashed Dr. Octopus and was hailed as the savior of Wall Street. Meanwhile, Batman is hacking around in his garage, trying to tweak his Batmobile hour after hour. Is that really the superhero you want to send to your clients?
coed.jpg: are we trying to save Wall Street or the people of Gotham City? I dunno about you, but when i'm at the hands of a villain i don't want to put my life in the hands of some teenager who happens to know something about fighting crime. i want a trained professional who makes it his job to offer stable and robust crime-fighting powers.
coed.jpg: and it's not like batman's license is as restrictive as people make it seem. in fact, spider-man's license is probably even more restrictive. he wants you to call him no matter what the crime. batman's license may not require the revelation of bruce wayne's identity, but i'm still free to make use of batman's products to meet all my needs. and personally, i don't care if bruce wayne keeps himself a secret, as long as he's the best fighter of crime
YourMissionForToday: The truth is, Batman just isn't very scalable. He's great for low-end crimefighting such as your Joker or Riddler, but if he were to take on guys like the Shocker or Venom, you could expect hours of configuration headaches as he picks out the correct tool from his Bat-arsenal. With Spider-Man, all the tools you need are already pre-loaded
coed.jpg: i think you're confusing "scalable" with "bloated." spider man isn't better just because he has to carry every single one of his limited and hackish tools with him everywhere he goes. Yeah, batman is a more sophisticated crimefighter, with a wide variety of specialized tools. but how often is a crime ever really a surprise? batman actually knows something about the criminal he's fighting, and he takes the time to plan out his strategy. yeah, spiderman is fine for a wide variety of small-time applications, but when it can't be done with spidey-sense, you need the console back at the bat-cave. don't blame batman if you can't figure out what you're doing before you try to fight a crime
YourMissionForToday: Spider-Man's not overloaded with tools. For example, he only uses the Spider-Man belt signal if its appropriate for his job. In addition to the industry acclaimed Spider-Sense(TM), he also developed his own webbling fluid in house, which is provided free to all customers, regardless of volume. Can Batman make any claims like that?
coed.jpg: come on, batman INVENTED the utility belt and just about anything you'll find on one today. that's what happens when you back a project with some private funding. Granted, it's cool that spiderman has the webbing built right in. but you can't deny batman's more modular approach. you always know batman's tools will work with one another, which can't always be said for spiderman. his web can stick to some impossible things, but not everything. but there's not much that batman can't grapple if he has the right hook.
YourMissionForToday: Batman's glory days are long past. I mean, sure he invented the utility belt, but when has he UPDATED it? I wouldn't be surprised to find a Bat-Hourglass in there! LOL!
coed.jpg: funny, i didn't think spiderman had a timepiece whatsoever
YourMissionForToday: during normal operation, Spider-Man is in view of number of clocks? Why waste space when he doesn't have to
coed.jpg: Yeah but what happens when there are no clocks? Batman's utility belt with his bat-clock comes in mighty handy. but the point here is not clocks, it's about whther you want a robust crime fighting system or a flashy newcomer that hasn't quite got all his powers sorted out yet. i mean which would you rather have, some kid that can swing from buildings with his own excretions, or the bat-copter?
YourMissionForToday: Let's not let this turn into name calling.
YourMissionForToday: Quicktime probably won't help you find love
YourMissionForToday: I suggest becoming Spider-Man
coed.jpg: But I'm batman
YourMissionForToday: It might be time to transition your servers to Spider-Man. Netcraft's latest survey says that *Batman accounts for less than 1% of allservers on the internet
coed.jpg: Batman was fighting hax0rz when spiderman was shittin yellow
YourMissionForToday: Yes, but Spider-Man is infinitely more scalable, offers volume discounts for licensing and has new Sticky-Web(TM) software
YourMissionForToday: http://store.sun.com/catalog/doc/BrowsePage.jhtml; $sessionid$LPKWARRPH0GHLAMTA1ESTGT5AAAACJ1K?cid=80 487 refer to this page for more info
coed.jpg: spider-man is a hacked-together superhero. just some guy with a freak mutation. batman was built from the ground up by dedicated professionals and strong financial backing to be a quality superhero
YourMissionForToday: I won't deny that Batman was very much ahead of his time, and if this was 1996, I'd probably be recommending him. But this is 2002, Spider-Man's working better than ever, and capturing market share from tons of low and medium end businesses everywhere
coed.jpg: well first of all, market share is no indicator of a superhero's quality. just because there are millions of petty crimes for spider man to make right doesn't mean he's a better superhero. meanwhile, batman has better resources tailored specifically for doing his job well. he's the real superhero for mission-critical applications
YourMissionForToday: You can't deny Spider-Man's continued profitibility year after year. He squashed Dr. Octopus and was hailed as the savior of Wall Street. Meanwhile, Batman is hacking around in his garage, trying to tweak his Batmobile hour after hour. Is that really the superhero you want to send to your clients?
coed.jpg: are we trying to save Wall Street or the people of Gotham City? I dunno about you, but when i'm at the hands of a villain i don't want to put my life in the hands of some teenager who happens to know something about fighting crime. i want a trained professional who makes it his job to offer stable and robust crime-fighting powers.
coed.jpg: and it's not like batman's license is as restrictive as people make it seem. in fact, spider-man's license is probably even more restrictive. he wants you to call him no matter what the crime. batman's license may not require the revelation of bruce wayne's identity, but i'm still free to make use of batman's products to meet all my needs. and personally, i don't care if bruce wayne keeps himself a secret, as long as he's the best fighter of crime
YourMissionForToday: The truth is, Batman just isn't very scalable. He's great for low-end crimefighting such as your Joker or Riddler, but if he were to take on guys like the Shocker or Venom, you could expect hours of configuration headaches as he picks out the correct tool from his Bat-arsenal. With Spider-Man, all the tools you need are already pre-loaded
coed.jpg: i think you're confusing "scalable" with "bloated." spider man isn't better just because he has to carry every single one of his limited and hackish tools with him everywhere he goes. Yeah, batman is a more sophisticated crimefighter, with a wide variety of specialized tools. but how often is a crime ever really a surprise? batman actually knows something about the criminal he's fighting, and he takes the time to plan out his strategy. yeah, spiderman is fine for a wide variety of small-time applications, but when it can't be done with spidey-sense, you need the console back at the bat-cave. don't blame batman if you can't figure out what you're doing before you try to fight a crime
YourMissionForToday: Spider-Man's not overloaded with tools. For example, he only uses the Spider-Man belt signal if its appropriate for his job. In addition to the industry acclaimed Spider-Sense(TM), he also developed his own webbling fluid in house, which is provided free to all customers, regardless of volume. Can Batman make any claims like that?
coed.jpg: come on, batman INVENTED the utility belt and just about anything you'll find on one today. that's what happens when you back a project with some private funding. Granted, it's cool that spiderman has the webbing built right in. but you can't deny batman's more modular approach. you always know batman's tools will work with one another, which can't always be said for spiderman. his web can stick to some impossible things, but not everything. but there's not much that batman can't grapple if he has the right hook.
YourMissionForToday: Batman's glory days are long past. I mean, sure he invented the utility belt, but when has he UPDATED it? I wouldn't be surprised to find a Bat-Hourglass in there! LOL!
coed.jpg: funny, i didn't think spiderman had a timepiece whatsoever
YourMissionForToday: during normal operation, Spider-Man is in view of number of clocks? Why waste space when he doesn't have to
coed.jpg: Yeah but what happens when there are no clocks? Batman's utility belt with his bat-clock comes in mighty handy. but the point here is not clocks, it's about whther you want a robust crime fighting system or a flashy newcomer that hasn't quite got all his powers sorted out yet. i mean which would you rather have, some kid that can swing from buildings with his own excretions, or the bat-copter?
YourMissionForToday: Let's not let this degenerate into mere flaming.
Nope, but they bought a lot of Square stock. Still, FF XI on Gamecube and Xbox as well as PC and PS2 looks like a go. Which is good because we won't be saddled with the PS2's jaggy graphics and limited color palette.
I love the implied condescension so typical of PC geeks. "It was easy to do on the Mac, so you must be braindead." Hey, if you want, you can dig holes with a spoon, it doesn't make you smarter than the guy using the shovel.
After using several PC-based hardware solutions from Pinnacle, Canopus, and Matrox, all I can say is prepare for pain if you wanna use PC-based stuff. Sure, it might work, but is it worth saving $500 to lose all that peace of mind. Maybe the answer is yes for you. Then again, maybe you'd rather be playing Counter Strike instead of editing video.
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You filthy Spaniard.
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I hereby claim this FP in the name of the Tooth Fairy. All ACs are cordially invited to taste the ball-salt through my dingy yellow tighty-whiteys.
I don't know which gets posted more often, this or the *BSD is dying troll. I'd say this edges it out, what do you think?
what are borg implant? Are they like breast implant?
PLZ MOD UP! Parent post is very informative...and EROTIC!
YourMissionForToday: Quicktime probably won't help you find love
YourMissionForToday: I suggest becoming Spider-Man
coed.jpg: But I'm batman
YourMissionForToday: It might be time to transition your servers to Spider-Man. Netcraft's latest survey says that *Batman accounts for less than 1% of allservers on the internet
coed.jpg: Batman was fighting hax0rz when spiderman was shittin yellow
YourMissionForToday: Yes, but Spider-Man is infinitely more scalable, offers volume discounts for licensing and has new Sticky-Web(TM) software
YourMissionForToday: http://store.sun.com/catalog/doc/BrowsePage.jhtml; $sessionid$LPKWARRPH0GHLAMTA1ESTGT5AAAACJ1K?cid=80 487 refer to this page for more info
coed.jpg: spider-man is a hacked-together superhero. just some guy with a freak mutation. batman was built from the ground up by dedicated professionals and strong financial backing to be a quality superhero
YourMissionForToday: I won't deny that Batman was very much ahead of his time, and if this was 1996, I'd probably be recommending him. But this is 2002, Spider-Man's working better than ever, and capturing market share from tons of low and medium end businesses everywhere
coed.jpg: well first of all, market share is no indicator of a superhero's quality. just because there are millions of petty crimes for spider man to make right doesn't mean he's a better superhero. meanwhile, batman has better resources tailored specifically for doing his job well. he's the real superhero for mission-critical applications
YourMissionForToday: You can't deny Spider-Man's continued profitibility year after year. He squashed Dr. Octopus and was hailed as the savior of Wall Street. Meanwhile, Batman is hacking around in his garage, trying to tweak his Batmobile hour after hour. Is that really the superhero you want to send to your clients?
YourMissionForToday: http://www.sun.com/desktop/products/graphics/sunvi deoplus.html
coed.jpg: are we trying to save Wall Street or the people of Gotham City? I dunno about you, but when i'm at the hands of a villain i don't want to put my life in the hands of some teenager who happens to know something about fighting crime. i want a trained professional who makes it his job to offer stable and robust crime-fighting powers.
coed.jpg: and it's not like batman's license is as restrictive as people make it seem. in fact, spider-man's license is probably even more restrictive. he wants you to call him no matter what the crime. batman's license may not require the revelation of bruce wayne's identity, but i'm still free to make use of batman's products to meet all my needs. and personally, i don't care if bruce wayne keeps himself a secret, as long as he's the best fighter of crime
YourMissionForToday: The truth is, Batman just isn't very scalable. He's great for low-end crimefighting such as your Joker or Riddler, but if he were to take on guys like the Shocker or Venom, you could expect hours of configuration headaches as he picks out the correct tool from his Bat-arsenal. With Spider-Man, all the tools you need are already pre-loaded
coed.jpg: i think you're confusing "scalable" with "bloated." spider man isn't better just because he has to carry every single one of his limited and hackish tools with him everywhere he goes. Yeah, batman is a more sophisticated crimefighter, with a wide variety of specialized tools. but how often is a crime ever really a surprise? batman actually knows something about the criminal he's fighting, and he takes the time to plan out his strategy. yeah, spiderman is fine for a wide variety of small-time applications, but when it can't be done with spidey-sense, you need the console back at the bat-cave. don't blame batman if you can't figure out what you're doing before you try to fight a crime
YourMissionForToday: Spider-Man's not overloaded with tools. For example, he only uses the Spider-Man belt signal if its appropriate for his job. In addition to the industry acclaimed Spider-Sense(TM), he also developed his own webbling fluid in house, which is provided free to all customers, regardless of volume. Can Batman make any claims like that?
coed.jpg: come on, batman INVENTED the utility belt and just about anything you'll find on one today. that's what happens when you back a project with some private funding. Granted, it's cool that spiderman has the webbing built right in. but you can't deny batman's more modular approach. you always know batman's tools will work with one another, which can't always be said for spiderman. his web can stick to some impossible things, but not everything. but there's not much that batman can't grapple if he has the right hook.
YourMissionForToday: Batman's glory days are long past. I mean, sure he invented the utility belt, but when has he UPDATED it? I wouldn't be surprised to find a Bat-Hourglass in there! LOL!
coed.jpg: funny, i didn't think spiderman had a timepiece whatsoever
YourMissionForToday: during normal operation, Spider-Man is in view of number of clocks? Why waste space when he doesn't have to
coed.jpg: Yeah but what happens when there are no clocks? Batman's utility belt with his bat-clock comes in mighty handy. but the point here is not clocks, it's about whther you want a robust crime fighting system or a flashy newcomer that hasn't quite got all his powers sorted out yet. i mean which would you rather have, some kid that can swing from buildings with his own excretions, or the bat-copter?
YourMissionForToday: Let's not let this turn into name calling.
YourMissionForToday: Quicktime probably won't help you find love
YourMissionForToday: I suggest becoming Spider-Man
coed.jpg: But I'm batman
YourMissionForToday: It might be time to transition your servers to Spider-Man. Netcraft's latest survey says that *Batman accounts for less than 1% of allservers on the internet
coed.jpg: Batman was fighting hax0rz when spiderman was shittin yellow
YourMissionForToday: Yes, but Spider-Man is infinitely more scalable, offers volume discounts for licensing and has new Sticky-Web(TM) software
YourMissionForToday: http://store.sun.com/catalog/doc/BrowsePage.jhtml; $sessionid$LPKWARRPH0GHLAMTA1ESTGT5AAAACJ1K?cid=80 487 refer to this page for more info
coed.jpg: spider-man is a hacked-together superhero. just some guy with a freak mutation. batman was built from the ground up by dedicated professionals and strong financial backing to be a quality superhero
YourMissionForToday: I won't deny that Batman was very much ahead of his time, and if this was 1996, I'd probably be recommending him. But this is 2002, Spider-Man's working better than ever, and capturing market share from tons of low and medium end businesses everywhere
coed.jpg: well first of all, market share is no indicator of a superhero's quality. just because there are millions of petty crimes for spider man to make right doesn't mean he's a better superhero. meanwhile, batman has better resources tailored specifically for doing his job well. he's the real superhero for mission-critical applications
YourMissionForToday: You can't deny Spider-Man's continued profitibility year after year. He squashed Dr. Octopus and was hailed as the savior of Wall Street. Meanwhile, Batman is hacking around in his garage, trying to tweak his Batmobile hour after hour. Is that really the superhero you want to send to your clients?
YourMissionForToday: http://www.sun.com/desktop/products/graphics/sunvi deoplus.html
coed.jpg: are we trying to save Wall Street or the people of Gotham City? I dunno about you, but when i'm at the hands of a villain i don't want to put my life in the hands of some teenager who happens to know something about fighting crime. i want a trained professional who makes it his job to offer stable and robust crime-fighting powers.
coed.jpg: and it's not like batman's license is as restrictive as people make it seem. in fact, spider-man's license is probably even more restrictive. he wants you to call him no matter what the crime. batman's license may not require the revelation of bruce wayne's identity, but i'm still free to make use of batman's products to meet all my needs. and personally, i don't care if bruce wayne keeps himself a secret, as long as he's the best fighter of crime
YourMissionForToday: The truth is, Batman just isn't very scalable. He's great for low-end crimefighting such as your Joker or Riddler, but if he were to take on guys like the Shocker or Venom, you could expect hours of configuration headaches as he picks out the correct tool from his Bat-arsenal. With Spider-Man, all the tools you need are already pre-loaded
coed.jpg: i think you're confusing "scalable" with "bloated." spider man isn't better just because he has to carry every single one of his limited and hackish tools with him everywhere he goes. Yeah, batman is a more sophisticated crimefighter, with a wide variety of specialized tools. but how often is a crime ever really a surprise? batman actually knows something about the criminal he's fighting, and he takes the time to plan out his strategy. yeah, spiderman is fine for a wide variety of small-time applications, but when it can't be done with spidey-sense, you need the console back at the bat-cave. don't blame batman if you can't figure out what you're doing before you try to fight a crime
YourMissionForToday: Spider-Man's not overloaded with tools. For example, he only uses the Spider-Man belt signal if its appropriate for his job. In addition to the industry acclaimed Spider-Sense(TM), he also developed his own webbling fluid in house, which is provided free to all customers, regardless of volume. Can Batman make any claims like that?
coed.jpg: come on, batman INVENTED the utility belt and just about anything you'll find on one today. that's what happens when you back a project with some private funding. Granted, it's cool that spiderman has the webbing built right in. but you can't deny batman's more modular approach. you always know batman's tools will work with one another, which can't always be said for spiderman. his web can stick to some impossible things, but not everything. but there's not much that batman can't grapple if he has the right hook.
YourMissionForToday: Batman's glory days are long past. I mean, sure he invented the utility belt, but when has he UPDATED it? I wouldn't be surprised to find a Bat-Hourglass in there! LOL!
coed.jpg: funny, i didn't think spiderman had a timepiece whatsoever
YourMissionForToday: during normal operation, Spider-Man is in view of number of clocks? Why waste space when he doesn't have to
coed.jpg: Yeah but what happens when there are no clocks? Batman's utility belt with his bat-clock comes in mighty handy. but the point here is not clocks, it's about whther you want a robust crime fighting system or a flashy newcomer that hasn't quite got all his powers sorted out yet. i mean which would you rather have, some kid that can swing from buildings with his own excretions, or the bat-copter?
YourMissionForToday: Let's not let this degenerate into mere flaming.
Isn't it pathetic when ACs try to get FP and fail. You pussies will never know the joy of being a LOGGED IN CRAPFLOODER.
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!
Mod this up! If you dont u r stupit!
Hopkins, home of the MST3k fan club! You know, I threw spaghetti at Mike Nelson back in '96...and HE LIKED IT!
I hope you continue this valuable service. Freegly freep!
Hey there "slick." Do you know where I can get some "doobies"? Don't worry, I'm not a NARC.
I have to sit this way since the implant.
I claim this FP in the name of Big Ass Spork, Fecal Troll Matter, and Ralph Malph Alpha. Huzzah, muthafucka!
This FP is dedicated Cece Peniston and Men without Hats.
call me snake.
Nope, but they bought a lot of Square stock. Still, FF XI on Gamecube and Xbox as well as PC and PS2 looks like a go. Which is good because we won't be saddled with the PS2's jaggy graphics and limited color palette.
I'm both. And many many more.
Who likes fucking hamburger helper? The fat kid in your science class does!
Who likes a big bag of melted chocolate oozing across his nipples? Santa Claus does.
SEGA!
I like this. You should write more often. Give those who post at -1 a BONUS!
After using several PC-based hardware solutions from Pinnacle, Canopus, and Matrox, all I can say is prepare for pain if you wanna use PC-based stuff. Sure, it might work, but is it worth saving $500 to lose all that peace of mind. Maybe the answer is yes for you. Then again, maybe you'd rather be playing Counter Strike instead of editing video.
The last line of your comment would make a great sig. Why don't you have one?