User: YourMissionForToday

GOATSE WARNING

On: Unix Isn't Dead

Plz mod parent down. It's A GOATSE LINK goodddddammmmniit!!!!

Re:Maria

On: Unix Isn't Dead

don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

Re:You post at -1?

On: Unix Isn't Dead

I must salute you for fulfilling Your Mission-which is to post absolute bat-shit nuttiness that will make you immortal! NOT A HOAX!

Re:What, Not a Monorail?

On: Perimeter Railway for ISS; HETE-1 Comes Down

Oh, I fucked it! I fucked it good, Sarge!

Re:first pr0st???

On: JPEG2000 Coming Soon

Do you believe in magic?

Don't bother to choose-if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues!

Re:Does this look fragile to anyone else?

On: Palm Bluetooth SDIO Card Available

It sure looks like the antenna will protrude beyond the edge of the device.

This is actually a clever reference to "my cock." Actually, this entire comment is a veiled homosexual come-on!

Re:Hello Friends

On: ASCI White Detonates The First E-Bomb

Yo Juniz whatz the HAPZ bro?

I wuz gonna send you my old SINCLAIR muthafuckin homez computah, what u say to dat, boyee???

Re:hi

On: ASCI White Detonates The First E-Bomb

Good to hear it. How's the wifey?

Are you suffering from embarrassing itches?

Re:free unit?

On: The Handspring Treo In Real Life

What the fuck is a Treo? I'll believe this when I see it. Until then, I'm calling this an elaborate joke.

rock me amadeus

On: Perimeter Railway for ISS; HETE-1 Comes Down

Wiener song

I know a wiener man

he owns a wiener stand

he sells most everything from hot dogs to clams (boom boom boom)

and in my later life

i'll be his wiener wife

hot dog i love that wiener manBR

Re:What, Not a Monorail?

On: Perimeter Railway for ISS; HETE-1 Comes Down

PLZ MOD UP THX!!!!

Parent comment displays a preternatural understanding of slashdot "moderation" system!

Re:Trying to make things better?

On: DVD Format Changing Movie-making

You win! I am your first fan, I think, or maybe the ATM is. Good luck on that whole Cultural Revolution thing.

dental floss.

On: DVD Format Changing Movie-making

You sully my soul

Re:Trying to make things better?

On: DVD Format Changing Movie-making

Bostin sucks. I mean, they really, really suck. Go fuck your corporate rock and let them shoot a load in your mouth.

Just a rumor

On: Driving from Alaska to Siberia

but I hear that everyone who works at slashdot likes to shove cheesewedges up their ass. Can anyone confirm this?

now sing along!

On: The Poincaré Conjecture has Been Proved

Wiener song

I know a wiener man

he owns a wiener stand

he sells most everything from hot dogs to clams (boom boom boom)

and in my later life

i'll be his wiener wife

hot dog i love that wiener man

Re:This could definitely be

On: The Poincaré Conjecture has Been Proved

Nope, sorry. Gutless ACs risk no karma, and get no FPs. Try again, this FP belongs to Tasty Beef Jerky, Mayor McPenisman, and all the hardworking trolls and crapflooders who make this site worthwhile.

Re:what if they didnt switch from freebsd?

On: Apache 2.0 Goes Gold!

Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

Re:Damned movie studio guerilla marketing!

On: Time Travel

We are Venom. And we are very, very upset about being left out of Peter's movie. So upset, that we wanna CRUSH the itty-bitty spider. Yes, we do.

Re:C'mon people....

On: Build Your Own Monorail

Can we lose the "copying mastercard commercial" joke. It's fucking deader than the Queen Mum. The only thing more annoying is the "Got XXXXX?" jokes.

If your source of humor comes from fucking credit card commercials, I urge you to go take a bath with your plugged-in hair dryer now. Fuckhead.

Re:Fly in the ointment

On: Introduction to Distributed Computing

Dude, Pauly Shore marathon on TRIO this weekend. ROCK!
And this goes with a Drug salad.

Re:hrmph.

On: Introduction to Distributed Computing

Please mod down. Parent comment is blatant karma whoring.

Thanks,

YourMissionForToday

Re:Universal Translator

On: Distributed Translation Project

Hey, what's with this banner ad for "A Dog Year" with JonKatz. Is that a fucking joke? I mean, yes it's a fucking joke even if it's serious, but is it a fucking joke or what?

Re:Slashdot is dying!

On: Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does)

Right! And I'm 2 legit 2 quit!

Re:I am the master of the first post!

On: Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does)

You win!

Man, this topic sucks! The joke's on anyone who posts a legit comment.