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High Table at Cambridge with Stephen Hawking

bughunter writes "Accomplished astrophysicist and SF author Gregory Benford shares a personal account of his recent conversation with Stephen Hawking at Reason Online. As usual, Benford's style is engaging and informal, and this doesn't read like a typical interview. Although the article is short on jargon, Benford and Hawking share insights on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, as such minds are want to do. We even get a glimpse of Cambridge tunnel hacking. Of course, there's also a plug for Hawking's new book, The Universe in a Nutshell."

219 comments

  1. its spelled "wont" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    you wonk. "As such minds are wont to do"

  2. I saw him on Star Trek playing poker with Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He was grinning like an idiot just because he had 4 of a kind. Since when are physisists good poker players? They would get eaten alive in a high stakes game. Stick to the formulas, Stephen.

  3. Mountains? by DNAspark99 · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure a quantum singularity of any size will have a mass a little bit heavier than that of any mountain.

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    1. Re:Mountains? by thirty-seven · · Score: 1

      >> I'm pretty sure a quantum singularity of any
      >> size will have a mass a little bit heavier
      >> than that of any mountain.

      No, you're wrong. True, singularities formed from the collapse of stars would have masses greater than that of our sun, but singularities formed by other means, such as shortly after the big bang, can have far less mass.

      I'm sure that when the author mentioned "singularities the size of a mountain" he meant this to indicate they were rather small. The particles that black holes radiate (called Hawking radiation) are produced faster for smaller black holes. Hence a black hole formed from a star would radiate very little, a mountain sized one would radiate much more, and a very tiny black hole would disapear very quickly in a burst of Hawking radiation.

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    2. Re:Mountains? by Kyzia · · Score: 1
      I'm pretty sure a quantum singularity of any size will have a mass a little bit heavier than that of any mountain

      Just because it's the Size of a mountain, that doesn't mean it has the Mass of a mountain.

    3. Re:Mountains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is known as the "Many Mountains" problem.

      You see - first there is a mountain,
      then there is no mountain,
      then there is.

      Oh Jaunita, I call yer name.

  4. Re:getting past the physical limitations by dustpuppy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Okay ... this comment is off-topic, but I think it would be hillariously funny is CmdrTaco's post got downvoted to -1 as a troll.

  5. The Universe In a Nutshell by darthBear · · Score: 5, Funny

    but is it published by O'Reilly?

    1. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by qurob · · Score: 3, Funny


      And more importantly, what animal is on the cover?

    2. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by cybrpnk · · Score: 4, Funny

      A male turtle?

    3. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by Shriek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      An image created in Gimp that is a picture of RMS.

    4. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nut, silly.

    5. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by Shriek · · Score: 1

      I thought of that but soon realized a picture of a nut is being reserved for the upcoming title "Nutshell in a Nutshell".

    6. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that was going to be "Nuts in a Nutshell".

    7. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEY DUDE YOU SUCK

    8. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by phyxeld · · Score: 2

      but is it published by O'Reilly?

      No, it's actually Bantam Books.
      You'd think O'Reilly would have a trademark on "... in a Nutshell" books...
      wonder how that all works out.

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    9. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You'd think O'Reilly would have a trademark on "... in a Nutshell" books... wonder how that all works out.

      I'm pretty sure that Shakespeare came first. (Yes, I know it doesn't invalidate a trademark).

      I too hit the book link first, hoping to discover the colophon. Not on O'Reilly book, darn it. It would have looked good in the middle of my collection. "That's for when the *whole* network *really* goes down".

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    10. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      A salmon, silly! :)

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    11. Re:The Universe In a Nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...standing on the back of another turtle, which is standing on the back of another turtle....

  6. Re:getting past the physical limitations by cheese_wallet · · Score: 2

    He wasn't born that way, Commander Idiot. And most males are physically capable of reproduction at 13 years of age.

    Hawking was in his 20's before the disease started to afflict him.

  7. Stephen Hawking never says... by Kickstart70 · · Score: 1

    "You can't get there from here."

    1. Re:Stephen Hawking never says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it Heisenberg who said "You can't get here from there"?

  8. The universe in a Nutshell by ocie · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I was disappointed to find out that it wasn't an O'Reilly book.

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  9. Re:getting past the physical limitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty high user number for the guy who wrote this website isn't it? Check again

  10. History repeats itself by alewando · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Einstein is well known for opposing theories of black holes and quantum physics (his famous quote about deities not throwing dice comes immediately to mind), and Hawking has spent the greater part of the second half of the twentieth century and now the twenty first century exploring black holes.

    But of course Hawking might be making the same mistake Einstein made in opposing black hole theory, this time regarding gravistar theory. The jury is still out on gravistars, but the potential for undoing all the "discoveries" Hawking has spent his life pursuing is real.

    It's a cautionary note, and one Hawking would be loathe to ignore. Certainly, we remember Einstein for his theories of relativity, but how many remember anything he accomplished in the second half of his career? The short answer is he accomplished very little, spending his days sailing his little boat around instead of charting new scientific milestones.

    Hawking has the very real potential to be relegated to the dustbin of history as a great scientific mind led astray on fruitless theoretical paths. It'd be a shame, but there it is. Let's hope that unlike Einstein, Hawking is better prepared to adapt to whatever the future holds.

    1. Re:History repeats itself by LoveShack · · Score: 1

      I'm confused...what, exactly, is wrong with sailing a little boat around? Sounds like a rather enjoyable hobby to me. And I'm sure that Mr. Einstein had a great time with it. I could be wrong, but it seems that at some point, you would just stop caring about being a part of history. Escaping to a little boat would be nice indeed.

    2. Re:History repeats itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      very good point. hawking should stop whatever he is researching now, and start looking into what you think is important.

      give me a break. if it is so obvious to you what the answers are, why dont you figure them out and publish them?

      yes, einstein did disagree with scientific theories that turned out to be legitimate, but that does not diminish his contribution at all. to claim it does is just ignorant. personally, i am glad to see that he made a mistake or too - makes me feel like i have at least a little chance.

    3. Re:History repeats itself by HorsePunchKid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not going to completely disagree with you, but I do think it's rather unfair to suggest Einstein was unproductive after publishing his theories of relativity. In particular, he played an important part in the early interpretations of quantum mechanics (as opposed to the formulations). One of the truly astounding thought experiments he (along with Podolsky and Rosen) came up with is still being sorted out. Essentially he first recognized the problems with assuming local realism; that it is in some sense possible for quantum entities to communicate faster than the speed of light. The thought experiment was later refined by J. S. Bell, to whom the idea of exploiting this quantum entanglement is now popularly attributed. This is just one of many conceptual contributions Einstein made to the early development of quantum physics. (Google can find you much more information about Bell's experiment and Einstein's hand in it, along with a better description of exactly why the EPR experiment is so mind-bending.) On a different note, I believe he also became very politically active, with the rise of the Nazi regime in that era, but I'm not really qualified to comment on that.

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    4. Re:History repeats itself by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1

      Hardy pointed out that no mathematician of record has done anything really brilliant after age 50. I think it's safe to say the same thing about physicists.

      I'll be money you won't hear anything incredible from Hawking anymore.

      mlylecarlin

    5. Re:History repeats itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From where did you plagiarize this, karma whore? You should properly cite your resources. How do you like them apples?

    6. Re:History repeats itself by yoshiborg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ah, but can we not let an old man have some peace? so what if einstein spent his days sailing his little boat instead of single-mindedly persuing every nook and cranny of theoretical physics. scientists can be seen like artists: they create their works and persue their talents for their own reasons; they don't owe us, the public, anything. just ask piro...

      no disrespect meant, but these people are allowed to have their own lives and they're quite capable of making their own decisions.

    7. Re:History repeats itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The jury is still out on gravistars, but the potential for undoing all the "discoveries" Hawking has spent his life pursuing is real.


      Oh come on. Do you seize upon every overhyped result that hits the media? I can write down plenty of exact solutions to the Einstein equations, like gravistars, but that has no bearing on whether those solutions actually exist in reality. Even if gravistars could exist, there is no remotely plausible way that a collapsing star's equation of state is going to suddenly acquire all these highly specific and exotic properties necessary for gravistars to form.
    8. Re:History repeats itself by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      I do not agree with that. Ok I am just an engineer here... BUT Hawking has some interesting ideas. Just from the article "With the 'no boundary' condition, there will be no beginning or end to imaginary time, just as there is no beginning or end to a path on the surface of the Earth."

      Ok so lets say that he is right and that imginary time has no beginning or end. And lets say somehow we manage to figure out that time and our universe has NO beginning or end. What would we say? People would seriously go bezerk...

      You see I think what the modern world now has to realize is that certain assumptions that we make do not exist. The boundaries created were solely virtual for our own protection. But breaking these boundaries means that our fundenmental existance is questioned. Not something that most people want to explore. Hawking does explore it because his existance should by "normal" terms not exist. But yet he does and he is coming up "with crack-pot" theories.

      I think after a couple of hundred years from now when we have broken our initial premises about life Hawking will be remembered for the genius that he was. Just like Da'Vinci and his flying machine!!! ;)

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    9. Re:History repeats itself by FlemLion · · Score: 1

      There's plenty to disagree in this. Let's start with you comment on Einstein. Not the greatest fan of this Zionist, but to say he didn't do much after the theory of relativity, and then sporting for Gravastars is already a contraction in terminis, as this last supposition refers to some of the work Einstein did later on. I'd also like to note that another concept he developed later on, namely the Gravitational Constant, has recently been fished up in the context of Unification Theory.
      It's just as much an understatement to bring back most of Hawkings work to black holes. A lot more was done on the study of the beginning of the Universe for example, whereby I think of inflationary concepts and so on.
      Nor do I think gravistars are in contradiction with black holes. A gravistar is just as much an extreme manifestion of gravity and if it looks like black hole, feels like one and maybe even taste like one, with not call it that. A lot of studies have been done in the context of 'what are black holes made of' if you can call it that, and BEC is for me just a proposal for that. And I'd have to agree with Hawking, an unlikely candidate.

  11. The Universe in a Nutshell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did it call it that?

    Couldn't he get IDG permission to call it The Univers for Dummies?

  12. Re:I saw him on Star Trek playing poker with Einst by packeteer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    silly... cards are just a giant ame of numbers... well for them its not so giant... a physicyst would be the best at cards that i cna think of... counting cards and making estimates on probability is what they are good at...

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  13. How Hawking was typing by RFC959 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Marilyn Monroe. I mentioned her, and Stephen responded instantly, tapping one-handed on his keyboard...
    Um...

    Never mind.
    1. Re:How Hawking was typing by Jonny+290 · · Score: 1

      s/tapping/fapping

      Hey, even great minds need to rub one out now and then.

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    2. Re:How Hawking was typing by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      Yes but Stephen Hawking has assistants to do it for him. Lucky bastard.

  14. Hum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How much of this actually took place in the conversation, and how much is just the author attempting to summarize current interesting stuff in the world of physics using a conversation with Stephen Hawking as a framing device?

    I mean, it really feels like the latter. I find it hard to believe that Hawking, talking to another physisist, would bother, for example, going into detail explaining what planck time is.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that, and it was an interesting read. But it was kind of irritating and clumsy the way that the story seemed like nothing more than a framing device to the author (Did anyone else read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius?), and everything they discussed seemed smoothed out and dumbed down and simplified to its bare essentials so that people like, well.. so that people like me could understand it. Kind of like the way that the author describes hawking's new book.
    I guess i shouldn't complain, since it was better than i could have done, but i wish he'd just repeated stuff and then explained on the side, subtitle style, instead of inserting the layman's explanations into the conversation (assuming, of course, that this was actually what he did..)

    Can anyone recommend something i could read if i'm a casual observer curious about what's going on in physics, but who would like a little more depth than this? Like, just so that things aren't so skimmed over that they just seem like crackpot, randomly selected theories with no basis in anything (which of course it seems this way if you don't mention why, mathematically, they came to these conclusions...). I mean, if i want shallow summaries of the physics community, i always have Discover :)

    1. Re:Hum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Can anyone recommend something i could read if i'm a casual observer curious about what's going on in physics, but who would like a little more depth than this?

      Try The Elegant Universe by Greene and Three Roads to Quantum Gravity by Smolin (in addition to, of course, Hawking's own books).
    2. Re:Hum. by Viadd · · Score: 2

      Hawking's speech synthesizer has lots of pre-formed sentences. It required two keystrokes for 'Please excuse the American accent.'

      It is probably easier for him to hit a few keystrokes to speak the canned paragraph, rather than laboriously type a similar paragraph from scratch, omitting the explanation of the Planck time.

  15. Re:I saw him on Star Trek playing poker with Einst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    silly... cards are just a giant ame of numbers... well for them its not so giant... a physicyst would be the best at cards that i cna think of... counting cards and making estimates on probability is what they are good at...

    You would be wrong.

  16. Not "want"... by cybrpnk · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...but "wont". As such minds are WONT to do.

    1. Re:Not "want"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, gee ... that begs the question, why won't they?

    2. Re:Not "want"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehehe. I was so thinking that.

      Damn, Hemos - you're so ~cute~ when you try and sound smart.

    3. Re:Not "want"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you - beat me to it.

    4. Re:Not "want"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I think those are Bughunter's words.

  17. I'm no Hawking, BUT a dictionary I can handle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    want: nt Pronunciation Key (wnt, wônt)
    v. wanted, wanting, wants
    v. tr.

    1.
    a.To desire greatly; wish for: They want to leave. She wants a glass of water. See
    Synonyms at desire.
    b.To desire (someone to do something): I want you to clean your room.
    2.
    a.To request the presence or assistance of: You are wanted by your office.
    b.To seek with intent to capture: The fugitive is wanted by the police.
    3.To have an inclination toward; like: Say what you want, but be tactful.
    4.Informal. To be obliged (to do something): You want to be careful on the ice.
    5.To be without; lack. See Synonyms at lack.
    6.To be in need of; require: "'Your hair wants cutting,' said the Hatter" (Lewis Carroll).

    wont: Accustomed or used: "The poor man is wont to complain that this is a cold world" (Henry
    David Thoreau).
    2.Likely: chaotic as holidays are wont to be.

  18. Random English. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    At the risk of appearing like a slashdot poster, I will have to correct the original poster's useage of "want." He, of course, should have used "wont."

    Tony

    1. Re:Random English. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just not hooked on phonics.

      This poster's name secretly replaced with Folgers Crystals

  19. Does his wheelchair run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ob. Slashdot question...

  20. Re:getting past the physical limitations by Tom+Veil · · Score: 2

    Ah, but isn't mankind's (technological) ability to get past these limitations a form of evolution in itself? If intelligence such as is present in Hawking were to be passed on, it could continue to overcome any physical limitations, such as the ones that Dr. Hawking now overcomes.

    In any case, I'm not sure if ALS is passed on as a genetic disease. I believe it is, but I could be mistaken. However, some complications have resulted with Dr. Hawking due to a car accident later in life, although ALS seems to be the source of most of his physical limitations.

    In any case, I gladly look forward to his new book. "Brief History of Time" is one of the greatest physics books ever written, esp. the 10th Anniversary and Illustrated editions. I'm currently part-way through my second reading, and I am amazed at how clearly Hawking can explain extraordinarily complex topics. I can't wait to see what he has next.

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  21. Poker by Macrobat · · Score: 1
    Beyond a certain point, familiarity with the game supercedes numerical calculation. The odds of various hands appearing have been computed long ago, and any good card-player has them memorized, even considering wild cards and the like.

    After that, it becomes a game of bluffing and applied psychology. Physicists, as a class, do not have the upper hand in a game like that. (Not saying they're handicapped, just that they're not better players simply because they can do math.)

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    1. Re:Poker by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Funny

      And this is why Hawkings would rule at poker.

      1) He doesn't have any facial give-aways
      2) He doesn't have any other physical give-aways
      3) His voice can't give him away, as it's the same boring/dreary robot-voice

      Combine this with his no-doubt impressive math-skills, he'd only need very little time adjusting his game to the other players give-aways.

      Plus he can always distract his oponents by talking physics ;-)

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    2. Re:Poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) When he has a good hand he shits himself.

    3. Re:Poker by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2

      That would be a pretty nasty give-away, so it doesn't fit in the list I gave.

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    4. Re:Poker by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 2
      You did know that Stephen Hawking appeared in an episode of Star Trek: TNG (playing "Himself, Hologram of" in episode: "Descent: Part 1") ? And that his scene was playing poker in a Holodeck game consisting of Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Data?

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    5. Re:Poker by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2

      Even though it was mentioned in one of the posts in this thread, I did know that. It's not like I've been living in a cave, even though my mother would ask me to wipe my feet, before I leave my apartment.

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    6. Re:Poker by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 2
      Sorry. I was reading at +2, should have checked. My apologies.

      ObHawkings: Here's a picture of the scene(scroll down - Hawkings, actor-Einstein, actor-Newton, though no Data)

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    7. Re:Poker by lab16 · · Score: 1

      He did play poker before©
      Star Trek TNG had him playing with
      Data once along with Einstein and
      Newton in the holo-deck©

    8. Re:Poker by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2

      Of course there's no picture of Data. The picture was taken with an old-school holographic camera, and everybody knows they only pick up holograms.

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    9. Re:Poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if you read the thread you would know this what we were discussing already. Go back to sleep now.

    10. Re:Poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would assume that you do live in a cave if you knew that...

  22. Re:Someone with a user id as low as yours... by dustpuppy · · Score: 1

    Ahh - yes - good point.

    Tis too early in the morning ...

  23. Look at his User #... by Macrobat · · Score: 1

    ...he's not the original.

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  24. Check Out The Hawkman by cybrpnk · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you've never heard Hawking's musical efforts (I kid you not), now is the time. Check out www.mchawking.com and prepare to bust a gut laughing. This is not to be missed.

    1. Re:Check Out The Hawkman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those aren't actually done by Hawking.

    2. Re:Check Out The Hawkman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need this be linked at EVERY mention of Hawking? I've seen it here many times.

    3. Re:Check Out The Hawkman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehh, it's not worth the trip. It was funny on the surface, but, like so many other sites, it's a thin veneer of high-gloss Armor All on steaming turds. If the lyrics were topical to his work, sure, it would be funny.

    4. Re:Check Out The Hawkman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You mean one of the world's most respected astrophysicists doesn't take time out of his schedule to make gangsta rap about killing MIT students?

      God, I'm such an idiot.

    5. Re:Check Out The Hawkman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of a person posts that sort of comment?

  25. Obligatory Hawking link by legLess · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ok, this isn't a karma whore, since I'm already at the cap. It is one of my favorite Onion articles ever, though. I wonder if Steven likes it? I bet he would :)

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/hawkingexo.html

    Steven Hawking Builds Robotic Exoskeleton
    CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND--Nobel Prize-winning physicist Stephen Hawking stunned the international scientific community Monday with his latest breakthrough, a remarkably advanced cybernetic exoskeleton designed to replace his wheelchair.
    Hawking, paralyzed since early adulthood with the degenerative nerve disease ALS, unveiled the new creation at a press conference at Cambridge University.
    "I am faster, stronger... better than before," Hawking told reporters via his suit's built-in voice synthesizer.
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    This isn't as much "normalization" as it is "don't take so many drugs when you're designing tables."
    1. Re:Obligatory Hawking link by Ravagin · · Score: 1

      And his new robo-arms are capable of ripping open enemy tanks like they were nutshells,,

      Nutshells of universal proportions, perhaps?

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    2. Re:Obligatory Hawking link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He seems to have a good sense of humor, so if he's seen it I'm sure he enjoyed it. Also it attributes to him a Nobel prize which he of course has not been given. He is a popular figure in the press but he has not done Nobel quality work. Of course he has a damned good excuse... and even with Lou Gerhig's disease he has probably accomplished more than I ever will. Although I guess Lou Gerhig did too.

    3. Re:Obligatory Hawking link by Gulthek · · Score: 2

      He sure did take it with good humor. After reading the story he sent the following email to the offices of The Onion:

      "You have blown my cover as a wheelchair-bound mad professor. But little do you guess I'm really a Time Lord from Andromeda."

      http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/7.03/onion_pr .h tml

      :-)

  26. Conversation Between Hawking and the Mooninites by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You and your... third dimension."
    "Oh, what about it?"
    "Oh, nothing. It's cute. We have five."
    "...thousand."
    "Yes, five thousand!"
    "Don't question it!"

  27. Hawking, day to day by Jormundgard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every so often I see Prof. Hawking in the CMS building while running between classes or eating lunch, always with a nurse or "graduate assistant" (more of a student nurse) nearby. Some days I tell myself that he doesn't look so bad, but other days I just can't bring myself to look at him. It's hard to read interviews with him where he seems so vibrant, with his grinning photograph usually nearby, and then jump to seeing him in person - immutable and motionless, and almost falling apart. It's almost like he's a completely different person.

    1. Re:Hawking, day to day by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 1

      I have a great respect for what he had achieved, against the odds.

      But the least I could do in deference during my 3 undergrad years, was NOT to be tempted to a photo opportunity each time I see him 'strolling' (more like zipping) along the Fens with his nurse... :)

    2. Re:Hawking, day to day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit happens.

    3. Re:Hawking, day to day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not suer when the interview took place, as it described Stephen's office as being familiar to the author, yet his hasn't been in his current office in CMS for more than two or three years.

  28. /.'ed by CmdrTaco+(editor) · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Stephen Hawking seemed slightly worse, as always. It is a miracle that he has clung to life for over 20 years with Lou Gehrig's disease. Each time I see him I feel that this will be the last, that he cannot hold on to such a thin thread for much longer.

    Hawking turned 60 in January. Over the course of his brilliant career, he has worked out many of the basics of black hole physics, including, most strikingly, his prediction that black holes aren't entirely black. Instead, if they have masses equivalent to a mountain's, they radiate particles of all kinds. Smaller holes would disappear in a fizz of radiation -- a signature that astronomers have searched for but so far not found.

    The enormous success of Hawking's 1988 book, A Brief History of Time, has made him a curious kind of cultural icon. He wonders how many of the starlets and rock stars who mentioned the book on talk shows actually read it.

    With his latest book, The Universe in a Nutshell (Bantam), he aims to remedy the situation with a plethora of friendly illustrations to help readers decipher such complex topics as superstring theory and the nature of time. The trick is translating equations into sentences, no mean feat. The pictures help enormously, though purists deplore them as oversimplified. I feel that any device is justified to span such an abyss of incomprehension.

    When I entered Stephen's office at the University of Cambridge, his staff was wary of me, plainly suspecting I was a "civilian" harboring a crank theory of the universe. But I'd called beforehand, and then his secretary recognized me from years past. (I am an astrophysicist and have known Stephen since the 1970s.) When I entered the familiar office his shrunken form lolled in his motorized chair as he stared out, rendered goggle-eyed by his thick glasses -- but a strong spirit animated all he said.

    Hawking lost his vocal cords years ago, to an emergency tracheotomy. His gnarled, feeble hands could not hold a pen. For a while after the operation he was completely cut off from the world, an unsettling parallel to those mathematical observers who plunge into black holes, their signals to the outside red-shifted and slowed by gravity's grip to dim, whispering oblivion.

    A Silicon Valley firm came to the rescue. Engineers devised tailored, user friendly software and a special keyboard for Hawking. Now his frail hand moved across it with crablike speed. The software is deft, and he could build sentences quickly. I watched him flit through the menu of often-used words on his liquid crystal display, which hung before him in his wheelchair. The invention has been such a success that the Silicon Valley folk now supply units to similarly afflicted people worldwide.

    "Please excuse my American accent," the speaker mounted behind the wheelchair said with a California inflection. He coded this entire remark with two keystrokes.

    Although I had been here before, I was again struck that a man who had suffered such an agonizing physical decline had on his walls several large posters of a person very nearly his opposite: Marilyn Monroe. I mentioned her, and Stephen responded instantly, tapping one-handed on his keyboard, so that soon his transduced voice replied, "Yes, she's wonderful. Cosmological. I wanted to put a picture of her in my latest book, as a celestial object." I remarked that to me the book was like a French Impressionist painting of a cow, meant to give a glancing essence, not the real, smelly animal. Few would care to savor the details. Stephen took off from this to discuss some ideas currently booting around the physics community about the origin of the universe, the moment just after the Big Bang.

    Stephen's great politeness paradoxically made me ill at ease; I was acutely aware of the many demands on his time, and, after all, I had just stopped by to talk shop.

    "For years my early work with Roger Penrose seemed to be a disaster for science," Stephen said. "It showed that the universe must have begun with a singularity, if Einstein's general theory of relativity is correct. That appeared to indicate that science could not predict how the universe would begin. The laws would break down at the point of singularity, of infinite density." Mathematics cannot handle physical quantities like density that literally go to infinity. Indeed, the history of 20th century physics was in large measure about how to avoid the infinities that crop up in particle theory and cosmology. The idea of point particles is convenient but leads to profound, puzzling troubles.

    I recalled that I had spoken to Stephen about mathematical methods of getting around this problem one evening at a party in King's College. There were analogies to methods in elementary quantum mechanics, methods he was trying to carry over into this surrealistic terrain.

    "It now appears that the way the universe began can indeed be determined, using imaginary time," Stephen said. We discussed this a bit. Stephen had been using a mathematical device in which time is replaced, as a notational convenience, by something called imaginary time. This changes the nature of the equations, so he could use some ideas from the tiny quantum world. In the new equations, a kind of tunneling occurs in which the universe, before the Big Bang, has many different ways to pass through the singularity. With imaginary time, one can calculate the chances for a given tunneling path into our early universe after the beginning of time as we know it.

    "Sure, the equations can be interpreted that way," I argued, "but it's really a trick, isn't it?"

    Stephen said, "Yes, but perhaps an insightful trick."

    "We don't have a truly deep understanding of time," I replied, "so replacing real time with imaginary time doesn't mean much to us."

    "Imaginary time is a new dimension, at right angles to ordinary, real time," Stephen explained. "Along this axis, if the universe satisfies the 'no boundary' condition, we can do our calculations. This condition says that the universe has no singularities or boundaries in the imaginary direction of time. With the 'no boundary' condition, there will be no beginning or end to imaginary time, just as there is no beginning or end to a path on the surface of the Earth."

    "If the path goes all the way around the Earth," I said. "But of course, we don't know that in imaginary time there won't be a boundary."

    "My intuition says there will be no blocking in that special coordinate, so our calculations make sense."

    "Sense is just the problem, isn't it? Imaginary time is just a mathematical convenience." I shrugged in exasperation at the span between cool mathematical spaces and the immediacy of the raw world; this is a common tension in doing physics. "It's unrelated to how we feel time. The seconds sliding by. Birth and death."

    "True. Our minds work in real time, which begins at the Big Bang and will end, if there is a Big Crunch -- which seems unlikely, now, from the latest data showing accelerating expansion. Consciousness would come to an end at a singularity."

    "Not a great consolation," I said.

    He grinned. "No, but I like the 'no boundary' condition. It seems to imply that the universe will be in a state of high order at one end of real time but will be disordered at the other end of time, so that disorder increases in one direction of time. We define this to be the direction of increasing time. When we record something in our memory, the disorder of the universe will increase. This explains why we remember events only in what we call the past, and not in the future."

    "Remember what you predicted in 1980 about final theories like this?" I chided him.

    "I suggested we might find a complete unified theory by the end of the century." Stephen made the transponder laugh dryly. "OK, I was wrong. At that time, the best candidate seemed to be N=8 supergravity. Now it appears that this theory may be an approximation to a more fundamental theory, of superstrings. I was a bit optimistic to hope that we would have solved the problem by the end of the century. But I still think there's a 50-50 chance that we will find a complete unified theory in the next 20 years."

    "I've always suspected that the structure never ends as we look to smaller and smaller scales -- and neither will the theories," I offered.

    "It is possible that there is no ultimate theory of physics at all. Instead, we will keep on discovering new layers of structure. But it seems that physics gets simpler, and more unified, the smaller the scale on which we look. There is an ultimate length scale, the Planck length, below which space-time may just not be defined. So I think there will be a limit to the number of layers of structure, and there will be some ultimate theory, which we will discover if we are smart enough."

    "Does it seem likely that we are smart enough?" I asked.

    Another grin. "You will have to get your faith elsewhere."

    "I can't keep up with the torrent of work on superstrings." Mathematical physics is like music, which a young and zesty spirit can best seize and use, as did Mozart.

    "I try," he said modestly.

    We began discussing recent work on "baby universes" -- bubbles in space-time. To us large creatures, space-time is like the sea seen from an ocean liner, smooth and serene. Up close, though, on tiny scales, it's waves and bubbles. At extremely fine scales, pockets and bubbles of space-time can form at random, sputtering into being, then dissolving. Arcane details of particle physics suggest that sometimes -- rarely, but inevitably -- these bubbles could grow into a full-fledged universe.

    This might have happened a lot at the instant just immediately after the Big Bang. Indeed, some properties of our universe may have been created by the space-time foam that roiled through those infinitesimally split seconds. Studying this possibility uses the "wormhole calculus," which samples the myriad possible frothing bubbles (and their connections, called wormholes).

    Averaging over this foam in a mathematical sense, smoothing its properties a bit, Hawking and others have tried to find out whether a final, rather benign universe like ours was an inevitable outcome of that early turbulence. The jury isn't in on this point, and it may be out forever -- the calculations are tough, guided by intuition rather than facts. Deciding whether they meaningfully predict anything is a matter of taste. This recalls Oscar Wilde's aphorism that in matters of great import, style is always more important than substance.

    If this picture of the first split second is remotely right, much depends on the energy content of the foam. The energy to blow up these bubbles would be countered by an opposite, negative energy, which comes from the gravitational attraction of all the matter in the bubble. If the outward pressure just balances the inward attraction (a pressure, really) of the mass, then you could get a universe much like ours: rather mild, with space-time not suffering any severe curvature -- what astronomers call "flat." This seems to be so on such relatively tiny scales as our solar system, and flatness prevails even on the size range of our galaxy. Indeed, flatness holds on immense scales, as far as we can yet see.

    It turns out that such bubbles could even form right now. An entirely separate space-time could pop into existence in your living room, say. It would start unimaginably small, then balloon to the size of a cantaloupe -- but not before your very eyes, because, for quite fundamental reasons, you couldn't see it.

    "They don't form in space, of course," Stephen said. "It doesn't mean anything to ask where in space these things occur." They don't take up room in our universe but rather are their own universes, expanding into spaces that did not exist before.

    "They're cut off from us after we make them," I said. "No relics, no fossil?"

    "I do not think there could be."

    "Like an ungrateful child who doesn't write home." When talking about immensities, I sometimes grasp for something human.

    "It would not form in our space, but rather as another space-time."

    We discussed for a while some speculations about this that I had put into two novels, Cosm and Timescape. I had used Cambridge and the British scientific style in Timescape, published in 1980, before these ideas became current. I had arrived at them in part from some wide-ranging talks I had enjoyed with Stephen -- all suitably disguised in the books, of course. Such enclosed space-times I had termed "onion universes," since in principle they could have further locked-away space-times inside them, and so on. It is an odd sensation when a guess turns out to have some substance -- as much as anything as gossamer as these ideas can be said to be substantial.

    "So they form and go," I mused. "Vanish. Between us and these other universes lies absolute nothingness, in the exact sense -- no space or time, no matter, no energy."

    "There can be no way to reach them," his flat voice said. "The gulf between us and them is unbridgeable. It is beyond physics because it is truly nothing, not physical at all."

    The mechanical laugh resounded. Stephen likes the tug of the philosophical, and he seemed amused by the notion that universes are simply one of those things that happen from time to time.

    His nurse appeared for a bit of physical cleanup, and I left him. Inert confinement to a wheelchair exacts a demeaning toll on one's dignity, but he showed no reaction to the daily round of being cared for by another in the most intimate way. Perhaps for him, it even helps the mind to slip free of the world's rub.

    I sat in the common room outside his office, having tea and talking to some of his post-doctoral students. They were working on similarly wild ideas and were quick, witty, and keenly observant as they sipped their strong, dark Ceylonese tea. A sharp crew, perhaps a bit jealous of Stephen's time. They were no doubt wondering who this guy was, nobody they had ever heard of, a Californian with an accent tainted by Southern nuances, somebody who worked in astrophysics and plasma physics -- which, in our age of remorseless specialization, is a province quite remote from theirs. I didn't explain; after all, I really had no formal reason to be there, except that Stephen and I were friends.

    Stephen's secretary quietly came out and asked if I would join Stephen for dinner at Caius College. I had intended to eat in my favorite Indian restaurant, where the chicken vindaloo is a purging experience, and then simply rove the walks of Cambridge alone, because I love the atmosphere -- but I instantly assented. Dinner at college high table is one of the legendary experiences of England. I could remember keenly each one I had attended; the repartee is sharper than the cutlery.

    We made our way through the cool, atmospheric turns of the colleges, the worn wood and gray stones reflecting the piping of voices and squeaks of rusty bicycles. In misty twilight, student shouts echoing, Stephen's wheelchair jouncing over cobbled streets. He insisted on steering it himself, though his nurse hovered rather nervously. It had never occurred to me just how much of a strain on everyone there can be in round-the-clock care. A few people drifted along behind us, just watching him. "Take no notice," his mechanical voice said. "Many of them come here just to stare at me."

    We wound among the ancient stone and manicured gardens, into Caius College. Students entering the dining hall made an eager rumpus. Stephen took the elevator, and I ascended the creaking stairs. The faculty entered after the students, me following with the nurse.

    The high table is literally so. They carefully placed Stephen with his back to the long, broad tables of undergraduates. I soon realized that this is because watching him eat, with virtually no lip control, is not appetizing. He follows a set diet that requires no chewing. His nurse must chop up his food and spoon-feed him.

    The dinner was noisy, with the year's new undergraduates staring at the famous Hawking's back. Stephen carried on a matter-of-fact, steady flow of conversation through his keyboard.

    He had concerns about the physicists' Holy Grail, a unified theory of everything. Even if we could thrash our way through a thicket of mathematics to glimpse its outlines, it might not be specific enough -- that is, we would still have a range of choices. Physics could end up dithering over arcane points, undecided, perhaps far from our particular primate experience. Here is where aesthetics might enter.

    "If such a theory is not unique," he said, "one would have to appeal to some outside principle, which one might call God."

    I frowned. "Not as the Creator, but as a referee?"

    "He would decide which theory was more than just a set of equations, but described a universe that actually exists."

    "This one."

    "Or maybe all possible theories describe universes that exist!" he said with glee. "It is unclear what it means to say that something exists. In questions like, 'Does there exist a man with two left feet in Cambridge?,' one can answer this by examining every man in Cambridge. But there is no way that one can decide if a universe exists, if one is not inside it."

    "The space-time Catch-22."

    "So it is not easy to see what meaning can be given to the question, 'Why does the universe exist?' But it is a question that one can't help asking."

    As usual, the ability to pose a question simply and clearly in no way implied a similar answer -- or that an answer even existed.

    After the dining hall, high table moved to the senior common room upstairs. We relaxed along a long, polished table in comfortable padded chairs, enjoying the traditional crisp walnuts and ancient aromatic port, Cuban cigars, and arch conversation, occasionally skewered by a witty interjection from Stephen.

    Someone mentioned American physicist Stephen Weinberg's statement, in The First Three Minutes, that the more we comprehend the universe, the more meaningless it seems. Stephen doesn't agree, and neither do I, but he has a better reason. "I think it is not meaningful in the first place to say that the universe is pointless, or that it is designed for some purpose."

    I asked, "No meaning, then, to the pursuit of meaning?"

    "To do that would require one to stand outside the universe, which is not possible."

    Again the image of the gulf between the observer and the object of study. "Still," I persisted, "there is amazing structure we can see from inside."

    "The overwhelming impression is of order. The more we discover about the universe, the more we find that it is governed by rational laws. If one liked, one could say that this order was the work of God. Einstein thought so."

    One of the college fellows asked, "Rational faith?"

    Stephen tapped quickly. "We shouldn't be surprised that conditions in the universe are suitable for life, but this is not evidence that the universe was designed to allow for life. We could call order by the name of God, but it would be an impersonal God. There's not much personal about the laws of physics."

    Walnuts eaten, port drunk, cigars smoked, it was time to go. When we left, Stephen guided his wheelchair through the shadowy reaches of the college, indulging my curiosity about a time-honored undergraduate sport: climbing Cambridge.

    At night, young men sometimes scramble among the upper reaches of the steepled old buildings, scaling the most difficult points. They risk their necks for the glory of it. Quite out of bounds, of course. Part of the thrill is eluding the proctors who scan the rooftops late at night, listening for the scrape of heels. There is even a booklet about roof climbing, describing its triumphs and centuries-long history.

    Stephen took me to a passageway I had been through many times, a shortcut to the Cam River between high, peaked buildings of undergraduate rooms. He said that it was one of the tough events, jumping across that and then scaling a steep, often slick roof beyond.

    The passage looked to be about three meters across. I couldn't imagine leaping that gap from the slate-dark roofs. And at night, too. "All that distance?" I asked. My voice echoed in the fog.

    "Yes," he said.

    "Anybody ever miss?"

    "Yes."

    "Injured?"

    "Yes."

    "Killed?"

    His eyes twinkled and he gave us a broad smile. "Yes." These Cambridge sorts have the real stuff, all right.

    In the cool night Stephen recalled some of his favorite science fiction stories. He rarely read any fiction other than science fiction past the age of 12, he said. "It's really the only fiction that is realistic about our true position in the universe as a whole."

    And how much stranger the universe was turning out than even those writers had imagined. Even when they discussed the next billion years, they could not guess the odd theories that would spring up within the next generation of physicists. Now there are speculations that our universe might have 11 dimensions, all told, all but three of space and one of time rolled up to tiny sizes. Will this change cosmology? So far, nobody knows. But the ideas are fun in and of themselves.

    A week after my evening at Cambridge, I got from Stephen's secretary a transcript of all his remarks. I have used it here to reproduce his style of conversation. Printed out on his wheelchair computer, his sole link with us, the lines seem to come from a great distance. Across an abyss.

    Portraying the flinty faces of science -- daunting complexity twinned with numbing wonder -- demands both craft and art. Some of us paint with fiction. Stephen paints with his impressionistic views of vast, cool mathematical landscapes. To knit together our fraying times, to span the cultural abyss, demands all these approaches -- and more, if we can but invent them.

    Stephen has faced daunting physical constrictions with a renewed attack on the large issues, on great sweeps of space and time. Daily he struggles without much fuss against the narrowing that is perhaps the worst element of infirmity. I recalled him rapt with Marilyn, still deeply engaged with life, holding firmly against tides of entropy.

    I had learned a good deal from those few days, I realized, and most of it was not at all about cosmology.

    1. Re:/.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that like copyright infrinement or something.
      Damn I hope taco doesn't get sued.

  29. SlashDOS by Hellen+Back · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've tried to read 4 Slashdot-linked articles today and am 0 for 4. Somethings got to give

  30. An odd exchange. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What are you doing?"
    "Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they shifted all out of whack."

  31. How do we view Hawkins by sasha328 · · Score: 2

    A very interesting read. I have read A Brief history of Time on a flight from Perth to Sydney once and I found it very interesting, although my mind drifted alot as it did get a bit hard for me to understand specially when he went into some detail of his theories. I wonder how the Universe in a Nutshell compares to A Brief History of Time.
    None-the-less, I think Hawkins is an amazing person. (does anyone know if he's knighted?) To be afflicted like him, survive this long and be such an influential person is an inspiration. I wonder what he thinks of euthanasia.

    1. Re:How do we view Hawkins by /Idiot\ · · Score: 1

      Shit, man! I know Perth is not close (I'm in Sydney) but it took me _way_ longer than that to digest Nutshell!

      History of Time is good. A lot less pictorial but just as lucid. He did a great job of keeping the books seperate in that they are not dependant on each other. Some of the chapters in 'Time are quite short - others no so.

      Did the chapter in 'Nutshell about time travel leave anyone else scratching their heads? An island of insanity in a ocean of sence...

      --
      /dev/Idiot/
  32. Hawking's page by i+like+your+eyes · · Score: 2, Informative

    hawking.org.uk to learn more on the interviewee

    --

    There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
  33. Hawking's Book Club. by altinsel · · Score: 1

    " In the cool night Stephen recalled some of his favorite science fiction stories."

    It's a shame he doesn't mention specific science fiction titles that Stephen Hawking liked. I would love to join his book of the month club! Ever since Oprah's club closed, i've been lost at Border's... Anyone know any cool SciFi book discussion web sites?

    1. Re:Hawking's Book Club. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorta cool (but better for fantasy than sci-fi IMHO) is the discussion forums at sffworld.com -
      http://www.sffworld.com/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.cgi

  34. Obligatory MC Hawking Link by marko123 · · Score: 1
    http://www.mchawking.com/

    Pity about the pop-ups, overs, unders, and throughs, though.

    --
    http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
  35. Re:getting past the physical limitations by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 4, Informative
    Read Profiles Of Courage - Stephen William Hawkings for inspiration.
    I have had motor neurone disease for practically all my adult life. Yet it has not prevented me from having a very attractive family, and being successful in my work. This is thanks to the help I have received from Jane, my children, and a large number of other people and organisations. I have been lucky, that my condition has progressed more slowly than is often the case. But it shows that one need not lose hope.

    Sig: What Happened To The Censorware Project (censorware.org)

  36. penrose's birthday party by everyplace · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The only time I've been around Hawking in recent memory was at Penrose's 65th birthday party (wow, was that really 5 years ago already?). He seemed pleasant, and thanked Roger for the nice party at the end of the evening.

    I will have to agree with Taco's comments though on the fragility of his exterior, but at the same time I feel that it plays into the character that Hawking has become. I can only imagine what being forced to develop one's theories on the world for 30+ years can do to someone's perception of reality. Some of the ideas that Hawking has contributed to the math world couldn't have come from anyone else, and I wonder how much of a result this is from his condition.

    Now if only twistor theory would win over super string theory. But that's another issue.

    1. Re:penrose's birthday party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now if only twistor theory would win over super string theory. But that's another issue.

      Good Lord! He plays Twister as well?

    2. Re:penrose's birthday party by Quirk · · Score: 1

      Some of the ideas that Hawking has contributed to the math world couldn't have come from anyone else, and I wonder how much of a result this is from his condition.

      Didn't the American physicist, Kip Thorne make this point in the film of the same name as Hawking's book, 'A Brief History of Time'?

      --
      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
    3. Re:penrose's birthday party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeh but was Kip at the birthday party?

    4. Re:penrose's birthday party by Quirk · · Score: 1

      Movie release '92, birthday c.'98... most likely in spirit if not in person... but, really, if the cream of physics cites Motzart in the face of Bach it's no wonder they're all playing in the foam and froth and missing the deepest current.

      --
      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
    5. Re:penrose's birthday party by Quirk · · Score: 1

      I metamoderate almost everyday and read thru most trolls but I don't get what you do. It's not aggrevating and as long as you lace your posts with fact it's not irrelevant. I benfited from recognizing the troll after I replied then picked up on the reference to Taco (hero worship?). I benefited from recalling the theft from Thorne after a decade or so. It becomes infantile dressup where you, the child playing, are more taken in than anyone else involved. Sort of like the old children's game of "Do you have Prince Albert in the can?" I doubt that you'll respond but I'd like to know if you're any older than in your early teens. Just curious... I'm always curious anyway I'll watch for any of your posts in metamoderator land. :0

      --
      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
  37. And if so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of those?

  38. Heh, Just like an author to write this by Shriek · · Score: 1

    "I remarked that to me the book was like a French Impressionist painting of a cow, meant to give a glancing essence, not the real, smelly animal. Few would care to savor the details."

    Now that's the author's way of saying he had a cosmorgasm during the conversation.

    Serious though, nice to see Benford having a sense of humor.

  39. 42 by rveno1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Benford and Hawking share insights on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything."

    Um we knoe the answer to this question alredy it is 42!

    1. Re:42 by einer · · Score: 1

      CAUTION: OT. Humorless mods, please avert your eyes from the horror that is the Offtopic Post.

      Try this -- fire up vim, then type
      esc
      :help 42

      See, I knew these guys knew everything!
      Andrew

  40. Mirror Here by ttyp0 · · Score: 2
  41. Re:getting past the physical limitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALS only affects muscles, and a certain appendage is powered hydraulically, not by muscles. There is, though, a muscle called Musculus levator penis or some such, but it is not essential.

  42. Wow, good job editors. by Ophidian+P.+Jones · · Score: 0

    You spout the "Amazon sucks" rhetoric for their one-click patent technology, and then give them free advertising in the story headline? Congrats.

    1. Re:Wow, good job editors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More evidence of the now famous /. hypocrisy..

  43. A head of Time by Quirk · · Score: 1

    As far as many, if not all, of my teachers have been concerned I've been on imaginary time since day one.

    What, if anything, distinguishes conclusions we might arrive at while passing thru a process from those we might arrive at after having mapped the process. Gregory Bateson in his work 'Mind and Nature' played with the zig zag interplay of process and mapping. Whenever I face the wording of the more recent theories of Physics I'm tugged back to a passage from Robert Graves book the 'White Goddess' wherein he states true insight comes only by way of a skewered glance at the world of facts. Bertrand Russell once commented that to the best of his knowledge there had never been a philosopher-poet, perhaps this is the amalgam we wait upon. The few mathematician-poet's I've read have been obviously deficient in one practise or the other.

    --
    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
  44. shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha totally outrageous dude!! What will they say next!! Impossible as it seems, singing it makes it even funnier!!!

  45. Censored! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They cut it out! Damn, that's the weirdest thing I've seen for awile.

  46. Book LInk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An Amazon link?

  47. I prefer his duet with Davros by KNicolson · · Score: 1
  48. As if he would even rate with the others there by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 4, Funny
    I know, I know, its just a TV show, but come on, no one really puts Stephen Hawking in the league as Einstein or Newton.

    The thing I don't get about this guy is that he divorced his wife and then got a girlfriend. Jesus Christ! The man's nearly a vegetable and he still picks up! Just remember that all you lonely programmers - a guy in a wheelchair who can barely chew his own food gets more tail than you!

    1. Re:As if he would even rate with the others there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His girlfriend was his nurse. Give me a break.

      And yes, he is not in the same league as the others at the table.

    2. Re:As if he would even rate with the others there by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're one of those guys who if the next Einstein or Newton.. such as Stephen Hawking.. where to appear and do amazing works today, he would still be inferior to the great minds of the past. There can be no music made today that compares to the classics. There can be no architecture today that compares to the classics. There can be no genius today that compares to the classics. This world we live in today is simply not accepting of superior humans, and/or their superior works. Nothing done from this point forward can ever compare with what has been done in the past.

      If that's truly the case, we live in a terribly sad world. A world in which there is nothing new, only regurgitated reruns from the past.

      Since that's not the case, I suggest you go read The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.

  49. Meaning of Life? Old News! by Kaio · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Benford and Hawking share insights on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything..."

    I know it's not always easy to come up with all new topics for an interview, but I think we already know Hawking's views on the meaning of life. His philosphy is revealed fairly clearly:

    "I'm just chillin' yo, no place to be.
    I take another pull off my 40z.
    I'm thinking about spinning a fatass tree, a B to the L to the U-N-T."

    Or perhaps:
    "Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority, because kicking their punk asses be my paramount priority.
    Them wackass bitches say evolution's just a theory. They best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me."

  50. Come on, he's a popularizer by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2, Troll
    Stephen Hawking will always be known as the guy in a wheelchair who wrote a betselling book teaching physics to the upper-middle class. Thats his legacy.

    1. Re:Come on, he's a popularizer by 56ker · · Score: 2

      enter nitpicking mode

      "who wrote a betselling book" - shouldn't that be bestselling?

  51. All your Hawking are belong to us by Tokerat · · Score: 0, Redundant
    ...the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, as such minds are want to do.

    All your meaning of life are be thought of by us.

    For great justice, take off every Zig.

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    1. Re:All your Hawking are belong to us by Tokerat · · Score: 1
      OK, WTF MODERATORS????

      #3321228 gets a 2 Informative and I get 0: Redundant.

      This is such a troll but if you're not willnig to moderate properly, do the /. community a favor and DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  52. JESUS CHRIST!!!! by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1, Troll

    I pissed my pants. I'm not ashamed.

  53. Re:getting past the physical limitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so it can go up and down but not side to side.

  54. Re:getting past the physical limitations by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2

    An argument for or against natural selection?
    You mean should it happen or does it?

    Keep in mind, if he dosen't have any kids if he has relatives and passes a few million dollars ( or fame or whatever) on to them then they can be more reproductivly successful. Of course, on average, more intelligent people (or at least those with advanced degrees anyways) have fewer kids. Intelligence is not evolutionarily evolutionarily beneficial in modern society, it seems.

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  55. why Hawking rocks by yanyan · · Score: 1

    My first Hawking book was "A Brief History of Time". After reading that one book, i knew that Hawking would be my favorite science non-fiction writer of all time, mainly because of his ability to state in simple, plain words explanations to the complexities of the physical universe we live in and the laws that make the universe tick. I'm no math wizard, but that book gave me a good understanding of the laws of physics without my having to break out a mental sweat over complex math. For those who haven't read that book, i highly recommend it.

    1. Re:why Hawking rocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think that Hawking shops at Zany Brainy ?

  56. We are wont to pick nits by kindbud · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wont is the word you wanted, not want. Look it up!

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  57. Temporal discrimination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I thought of the same joke, but just because I was at a Nocat meeting at O'Reilly, and just got home to read /., I don't get to be the first to post it. If I did, it would be mod'ed down -1 Redundant. If only I had one chance to travel back in time, I would post it first. Or no, I would pay my phone bill on time. No, I would travel back to when I was in college and not change my major from math to CS.

  58. It does not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does not "beg the question" it "raises the question." "Begging the question" denotes implicit assumptions in a statement.

    Think before you speak.

    1. Re:It does not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose that the sarcasm was lost on you. I apologize. I will use a smiley so you can figure it out next time around.

  59. In the presence of greatness by CaseyB · · Score: 2
    Stephen's great politeness paradoxically made me ill at ease; I was acutely aware of the many demands on his time, and, after all, I had just stopped by to talk shop.

    I've often wondered what I would do if I were given the opportunity to spend some time with a person like Hawking. I suspect that I would feel the same, and would end up just slinking quietly out of his office, embarrassed that I had wasted a moment of the time he might have spent moving human knowledge a bit further ahead.

    1. Re:In the presence of greatness by jcsehak · · Score: 4, Insightful


      James Joyce said something like "I've never met an uninteresting person." I think one of the biggest mistakes anyone can make is to underestimate anyone, and write them off somehow. Perhaps, if Hawking views a conversation with you as a waste of time, that shows a deficincy in him? I think if you can't learn something interesting from talking to anyone, you need to improve your communication skills. That's the rub though. Most people just talk small talk, and need to figure out how to really communicate. I know I do.

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    2. Re:In the presence of greatness by CaseyB · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know that *I* would learn something, and I didn't mean to imply that he would necessarily consider it a waste of time. It's just that when I consider how productive someone like him or his peers can be while simply thinking, I have less desire to occupy his time with my chitchat. :)

    3. Re:In the presence of greatness by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      With all due respect to Mr. Hawking, idle chit-chat is neither easy for him, nor something he has shown that he is good at... for (one would think) obvious reasons.

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  60. isolated sub-universes by pmineiro · · Score: 1

    i'm not trying to be confrontational here, i would just like to know what the point of theorizing about bubbling sub-universes which are unobservable (?) and form completely isolated space-time. surely there are some observable consequences of these things for people (scientists) to talk about them? anybody conversant in quantum GR care to elaborate?

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    1. Re:isolated sub-universes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bubble universes are a prediction of Hawking's style of quantum gravity, but certainly there are other predictions. Unfortunately, even the observable predictions of quantum gravity tend to be extremely hard to test, since they're only significant at very small length scales or very high energies.

  61. In a Nutshell Books by KidSock · · Score: 2, Redundant
    I will definitely have to look at The Universe in a Nutshell. I have:

    Photoshop in a Nutshell

    WebMaster in a Nutshell, Deluxe Edition

    Java in a Nutshell

    Windows 95 in a Nutshell
    I love these "Nutshell" books!

    1. Re:In a Nutshell Books by Gunstick · · Score: 1

      Wow, I guess this is how black holes work.
      Putting sow much in a nutshell will eventually lead to a massive collapse of the nutshell and
      we have a black hole.
      I thought this already happenend when you put windows 95 in a nutshell. Seems not, as we now put the whole universe in.
      Maybe trying with windows XP would be easier.

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    2. Re:In a Nutshell Books by distributed.karma · · Score: 1
      Where's your copy of "Evil Geniuses in a Nutshell"?

      BTW can anyone tell where I could find any of these:

      • The Unix Kernel in a Bourne-shell
      • Gunpowder in a Bombshell
      • Perl in a Clamshell
      • Boycott Shell
      Of course, they would add to my book collection which I keep in my Nutshelf.
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  62. flamin' version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stephen Hawking seemed slightly worse, as always. You are a fuck. That bastard is a miracle that he has clung to life for over 20 years with Lou Gehrig's disease. Each time I see that bastard I feel that this bullshit will be the fucking last, that he cannot hold on to fuckin' such a motherfucking thin thread for much longer.

    Hawking turned 60 in January. You are a fuckmonster. Over the fucking course of that bastard's brilliant career, he has worked out many of the fucking basics of black hole physics, including, most strikingly, that bastard's prediction that black holes aren't entirely black. Which is deeper, your burning anus or your bloody asscrack? Instead, if them queefs have masses equivalent to a goddamn mountain's, them poo pirates radiate particles of all kinds. You are a smoked fuck. Smaller holes would disappear in a fuckin' fizz of radiation -- a signature that astronomers have searched for but so god-damn far not found.

    The fucking enormous success of Hawking's 1988 book, a goddamn Brief That bastard'story of Time, has made that bastard a motherfucking curious kind of cultural icon. You are a has-been total fuck. He wonders how in the hell many of the fucking starlets and rock stars who mentioned the fucking book on talk shows actually read that shit.

    With that bastard's latest book, The fucking Universe in a Nutshell (Bantam), he aims to fuckin' remedy the fucking situation with a plethora of friendly illustrations to help readers decipher such complex topics as superstring theory and the fucking nature of time. The fucking trick is translating equations into sentences, no motherfucking mean feat. The fucking pictures help enormously, though purists deplore them piece of shits as oversimplified. I should wallop your porkhole. I feel that any device is justified to span such a goddamn abyss of incomprehension.

    When I entered Stephen's office at the fucking University of Cambridge, that bastard's staff was wary of my stupid ass, plainly suspecting I was a goddamn "civilian" harboring a crank theory of the fucking universe. But I'd called beforehand, and then, piece of shit, that bastard's secretary recognized my stupid ass from years past. (I am a goddamn astrophysicist and have known Stephen since the fucking 1970s.) When I entered the fucking familiar office that bastard's shrunken form lolled in that bastard's motorized chair as he stared out, rendered goggle-eyed by that bastard's thick glasses -- but a fuckin' strong spirit animated all he said.

    Hawking lost that bastard's vocal cords years ago, to a fuckin' emergency tracheotomy. You are a cock.

  63. He's had ALS for longer than that... by MsGeek · · Score: 2

    My father had Lou Gehrig's Disease, and died in 1975. I remember that while my dad was still alive there was mention of this ultra-genius scientist who was still alive, although unwell, and had been struggling with the disease since 1963, the year I was born.

    He's had ALS for longer than I have been alive. Frankly it's miraculous that he's lived so long. It seems like Whatever's Out There still has big plans for him. His best work might not be behind him yet.

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  64. The Priests of Science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1, Troll

    Stephen Hawking spends his life trying to come up with a history of everything that makes sense to his mind. He purports that other universes exist, but that there is no way to prove their existance--and he even admits that there is no scientific way to prove these theories.

    I say now that Hawking does not practice science, but rather the religion of science. Be he priest, prophet, or simple thelogian, he is no more a scientist than I am.

    Any imaginative author or deluded "holy man" can define the universe and then find details and create a history that is logically consistent, and can adapt such a theory to any and all data that might refute it. I say that Hawking and his theories are no more scientific than religion, and the fact that his work inspires true, falsifiable science is nothing more than a happy coincidence.

    If you do not agree with what I say, then please formulate a reply and refute me. Science--real science--is not bound by a chosen notion of God's existance or nonexistance and does not deal with things that cannot be tested in reality.

    I say that Science says nothing that is not proven fact, and that to brand one ascetic dream "science" and another "religion" is a disservice to both and an obstruction to the search of Reality that real Science seeks.

    All replies are welcome, and replies with answers are asked for.

    1. Re:The Priests of Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Hawking] purports that other universes exist, but that there is no way to prove their existance--and he even admits that there is no scientific way to prove these theories.


      I say now that Hawking does not practice science, but rather the religion of science.


      Grow a clue, will you? The existence of other universes is merely one prediction of (his flavor of) quantum gravity. They get talked about, because they're neat to think about, but it's hardly the meat and potatoes of the theory.


      If quantum gravity were incapable of making testable predictions, nobody would bother with it. But, being a physical theory, of course it can. The problem is that all of the predictions made so far (mainly about the Planck-scale structure of spacetime) are so hard to test experimentally that nobody's been able to do any experiments yet.


      (Well, there are some experimental bounds on how strong quantum gravity effects can be, but most of the main theories make predictions far below those bounds, so they're not worth much.)


      In other words, quantum gravity does make testable predictions in principle, but in practice the tests have not yet been feasible to perform.

    2. Re:The Priests of Science by cp99 · · Score: 1

      I say now that Hawking does not practice science, but rather the religion of science. Be he priest, prophet, or simple thelogian, he is no more a scientist than I am.

      I would quite strongly disagree with your post. Just because one is a scientist doesn't mean that one practices science all the time. For example, plenty of scientists are religious, but that doens't make religion a science, nor does it mean that the science that they do isn't scientific.

      To see Hawkings science, read his peer reviewed journal articles.

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    3. Re:The Priests of Science by Brown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First off, Hawking's theories have sod-all to do with "God's existance or nonexistance", as the man himself says; he states that if you choose to call phsics 'god' then what the hell, but it won't change anything. ("We could call order by the name of God, but it would be an impersonal God.")

      With regard to the bit about other universes being untestible making it non-science, consider:
      There is a (hypothetical, for now) theory which describes the universe as observed better than any other, and is mathematically sensible. You would surely agree that this is 'better science' than other less accurate theories.
      If one of the side-effects of this theory is to predict the existance of other universes which we cannot prove, in what way does this make the theory a less useful desciption of our own? None, of course...

    4. Re:The Priests of Science by The+Smith · · Score: 1
      Any imaginative author or deluded "holy man" can define the universe and then find details and create a history that is logically consistent, and can adapt such a theory to any and all data that might refute it.

      Imagination is not enough to create a theory which fits in with all observations of the real world, from the expansion of the universe to the movements of galaxies to the chemical reactions of life. Science has always been trying to produce such a theory, but has so far failed. Religion has never even tried.

      The strength of science is that it claims no ultimate unshakable truths, and it can and must adapt itself "to any and all data that might refute it". Hawking's work is at the theoretical end of physics, but, like all science, it is firmly anchored in the real world. His theories accurately predicted the existence and behaviour of black holes before any had been found, just as the ancient Greeks used maths to accurately calculate the size of this planet thousands of years before we could observe it from the outside.

      Those same Greeks badly miscalculated the distance to the Sun, but later scientists corrected their mistakes. Had they made a religion out of their calculations, I might now be sentenced to death for daring to contradict them.

    5. Re:The Priests of Science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      First off, Hawking's theories have sod-all to do with "God's existance or nonexistance", as the man himself says; he states that if you choose to call phsics 'god' then what the hell, but it won't change anything. ("We could call order by the name of God, but it would be an impersonal God.")

      If I choose to say "moderators are nothing more than random factors. We could choose to call them 'people', but they would be impersonal people." am I not saying implicity that they are *NOT* people?

      God is more than physics. By saying "well, what we used to call God is just physics", we're really saying "God doesn't exist."

      There is a (hypothetical, for now) theory which describes the universe as observed better than any other, and is mathematically sensible. You would surely agree that this is 'better science' than other less accurate theories.

      No, I wouldn't. Until a thought is tested, it's just a fancy--like I said, *anyone* can make their pet theory fit all of the facts. Unless you test your theory with outcomes that could very well destroy it, you're not doing science--especially if you allow for any bias as to your theories's validity cloud you to the possiblity of more-complex results.

      In science, parsimony is good. But in reality, what's simplest is *NOT* always what is true. To extend the simple observations of science past what is proven is not science; at first it's theory, but once you get into the creation of the universe (past events that cannot witnessed and leave no conclusive fossil record) you're talking about religion, not science.

    6. Re:The Priests of Science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I would quite strongly disagree with your post. Just because one is a scientist doesn't mean that one practices science all the time. For example, plenty of scientists are religious, but that doens't make religion a science, nor does it mean that the science that they do isn't scientific.

      I think you're missing my point. Nothing about any religion clouds science--unless that religion is used to crowd out other religious models of creation. All religious models operate on a level that science cannot prove; to wit, it is impossible to form an experiment where a concious, active, all-knowing, and all-powerful being that wishes to remain a secret can be proven to exist.

      If you take the observations of science and extend them into such religous territory--like, oh, assuming that the observed laws of physics were alwyas as such and then extending them backwards--you're creating a new religion.

      I don't think it's wrong to do this--just that the people who do it should be treated as the founders of a new religion, and not scientists.

      To see Hawkings science, read his peer reviewed journal articles.

      Can you provide a link?

    7. Re:The Priests of Science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      In other words, quantum gravity does make testable predictions in principle, but in practice the tests have not yet been feasible to perform.

      Christianity's view of a God, Angels, and Heaven are all testable phenomina. But because these beings operate in a different world / actively seek to hide their existence, we cannot test them.

      In principle, these claims are testable predicitons. But because all methods of doing so are unable return data, they're useless in practice.

    8. Re:The Priests of Science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Imagination is not enough to create a theory which fits in with all observations of the real world, from the expansion of the universe to the movements of galaxies to the chemical reactions of life. Science has always been trying to produce such a theory, but has so far failed. Religion has never even tried.

      What the heck are you talking about? EVERY religion since the dawn of time has been trying to explain all observed phenomina. Just because classical religions failed doesn't mean that they didn't try.

      More to the point: Science does not seek to get a grand theory that explains why the universe is the way it is. Science is simply the search for understanding of existance AS IT IS, and the application of that knowledge to practical uses. Trying to explain the existance and creation of these laws is not Science, and it's most certainly not physics - it's religion.

      The strength of science is that it claims no ultimate unshakable truths, and it can and must adapt itself "to any and all data that might refute it". Hawking's work is at the theoretical end of physics, but, like all science, it is firmly anchored in the real world.

      Bullocks. Science does claim at least one ultimate unshakable truth, and many so-called scientists claim another.

      The first "ultimate truth" is that the world really is. If all that is were nothing more than a shared dream started by one person, all of science would be essentially meaningless. Reality is on its own, which is a view that science accepts as a basic tenet.

      The second "ultimate truth" which is all too often claimed is that religions are wrong. Just as mankind relies on the reports of others about what really happens (for example, the war in Afghanistan, or the American revolution), to sumarilly dismiss the existance of the supernatural is to discard the testimony of many generations.

      His theories accurately predicted the existence and behaviour of black holes before any had been found, just as the ancient Greeks used maths to accurately calculate the size of this planet thousands of years before we could observe it from the outside.

      There's a big difference between dreaming up a concept and having your followers find something that they can label as it is, and extracting one piece of data from what you can observe.

      IIRC, black holes haven't been proven--there merely have been phenomina extant in the universe that appear to fit the discription Hawkings provided. Heck, just here on /. there has have been 'black holes aren't what we think' stories.

      One more point:

      Those same Greeks badly miscalculated the distance to the Sun, but later scientists corrected their mistakes. Had they made a religion out of their calculations, I might now be sentenced to death for daring to contradict them.

      What makes you think that punishing those that disagree with you is a defining characteristic of a religion? If you were to ask a modern-day holy man what should be done to heretics and nonbelievers, more often than not the answer would be "try and convince them of the truth." (The few that answer differently should be considered wackos, and treated as such.)

      Heck, what makes you think that science *doesn't* punish those that disagree with it? How many scientists are on record as claiming religion and science are incompatible? What chance does someone who disbelieves their relgion have of being invited to Cambridge's prestige?

      Heck, look at the punishment that my original post recieved for giving a negative opinion of Hawkings? ;)

    9. Re:The Priests of Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hawking is doing what anybody would do, what Carl Sagan does (or so I gather from reading his books) - taking what they know to be the facts, and apply them to the real, personable and human inhabited world.

      This is the opposite of religion, which takes that which isn't fact and which can't be proven, and applies it to the world...and, alas, us.

      This leads to wars and sillyness like, "how can a man survice in a whale" or "how can you fit 2 of every INSECT on a boat???"

    10. Re:The Priests of Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity's view of a God, Angels, and Heaven are all testable phenomina. But because these beings operate in a different world / actively seek to hide their existence, we cannot test them.


      In principle, these claims are testable predicitons. But because all methods of doing so are unable return data, they're useless in practice.


      Don't be ridiculous. If such beings operate in a different world, or hide their existence from us, then they are not testable by us even in principle: there is no experiment we can do to reveal them.


      On the other hand, doing something like measuring dispersion relations in gamma-ray bursts is certainly doable in principle, even if we don't currently have the technology for it.


      (Not to mention that, testable or not, theological claims are still not scientific theories -- but that's a separate issue.)

    11. Re:The Priests of Science by Starcub · · Score: 1
      In general, I agree with you; it's important not to confuse science and theory. I won't comment on the scientific validity of Hawkings' work, however, many people spend a fair amount of time trying to make sense of everything to their own minds. The theories that result are often the basis for scientific discovery.

      Any imaginative author or deluded "holy man" can define the universe and then find details and create a history that is logically consistent, and can adapt such a theory to any and all data that might refute it.
      That sounds like quite a difficult task, unless you are defending your perspective to a group of 1st graders. My own perspective on the universe is that there are many categories of science that may hold true in their own areas of application (like classical and quantum physics). However, at any particular point in time, mankind has the ability to measure and explain only a portion of "reality". There are probably whole categories of science as yet unknown to us.

      Once quantified and accepted, scientific observations hold until data are obtained which refute them; this perhaps by observation of rare natural phenomena or through development of the ability to apply new knowledge/technology to models of classical science achieving results that would not be obvious or perhaps even attainable using previous scientific rules and assumptions (relativity comes to mind). Thus the technological possibilities of existence seem potentially limitless!

      I believe it is the attempt to grasp the significance of the complexity of the universe through scientific analysis that led Einstein to recognize that we indeed do live in a universe in which an intelligence much greater than our own is at work. If you accept that this is true, then some extremely significant questions naturally follow...
    12. Re:The Priests of Science by cp99 · · Score: 1

      Firstly, for a link of Stephen Hawkings publications , check out this pdf. Most of the publications listed are in scientific journals. Given that Hawking publishs in scientific journals, calling him a scientist is correct.

      As for the rest of your post, I'm not sure that you properly understand what science is. In a nutshell, science can be described as a process for finding the best possible explaination for the observed world. All science requires assumptions. That the laws of physics are constant is a common one. As a chemist, all of my work requires an assumption that atoms exists (plus many other assumptions). As there is no evidence against this, the assumption is resonable, especially given that no completing theory can come close to explaining all of the observations in the chemical world.

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    13. Re:The Priests of Science by cp99 · · Score: 1

      In principle, these claims are testable predicitons. But because all methods of doing so are unable return data, they're useless in practice.

      No, God, Angels and Heaven aren't testable, if we have no possible means to test them.

      There are some theories that aren't testable at the moment, but there are proposed means to test them (R. Penrose is a good example of a scientist with theories that are currently not able to be tested, but can be if we are willing to to invest a whole heap of money in satellites).

      Until somebody can come up with a "God measuring machine" (a physical impossibility if s/he wants to be hidden), then God isn't a testable phenomina. In principle or practice.

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    14. Re:The Priests of Science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link.

      Science is, as you said, the search for the best possible explination for the observed world. Or, better yet, it's a method of conducting a search for an explination of how the world really works. ("Best" is a subjective term; what is "best" for you might not be "best" for me, but we've still only got one world. "Truest" would also be a good word.)

      As a chemist, you should know that once your field did *not* require the thought that atoms existed. Once, called alchemy, it was the trial-and-error search for chemical reactions. Somewhere along the way a scientist got the idea of atoms, and found evidence for them. Building on that evidence, a real chemist can't work without knowledge of atoms, just like a mathamatician can't work without knowledge of the base 10 number system.

      I call Hawkings not-a-scientist because he doesn't, as far as I know, actually test his theories. While calling him a "priest" might be exterme, "theorist" certainly isn't. I simply chose the word that would best express my reaction to a so-called "scientist" talking about things that can never be proven.

      Call me a layman, but the province of things that can can never be proven sounds like religion to me--especially when it deals with the creation of the universe, the existance of "other, unseen universes," or (in my biased opinion) the origin of other religions.

    15. Re:The Priests of Science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      No, God, Angels and Heaven aren't testable, if we have no possible means to test them.

      Sure we do. If a person showed up with glowing white wings who could perform miracles at will, that'd be a pretty strong evidence that they exist. The fact that they *don't* is only about as good evidence that they don't exist as not ever meeting someone is evidence that *they* don't.

      Question: given some data that says a thing exists, and no data that conclusively says that they don't, wouldn't it be scientifically false to say "they don't exist?" Isn't it truer to simply say "science doesn't say?"

    16. Re:The Priests of Science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. If such beings operate in a different world, or hide their existence from us, then they are not testable by us even in principle: there is no experiment we can do to reveal them.

      Hogwash. Here's the test: If reliigon says that you meet them when you die, then the religion is tested when you die. The fact that it's impossible to reliably retrieve data from such a test doesn't negate it as a test for the individual that just died.

      Once you croak, you're eihter convined of religion (or at least, life-after-death) or obvivious too it. ;)

      (Not to mention that, testable or not, theological claims are still not scientific theories -- but that's a separate issue.)

      Seperate issue? That's my whole bloody point! ;)

      If a so-called "scientific theory" doesn't have any science testing it, then what differentiates it from a theology that also allows for all of the current tested experiments from a "theory" that does the same, and stretches into territory (creation of the universe / other worlds / meaning of it all) that's really the territory we call "religion."

      I'm not opposed to science. I'm opposed to people creating a religion based on science and then trying to tie it back into science.

    17. Re:The Priests of Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      If such beings operate in a different world, or hide their existence from us, then they are not testable by us even in principle: there is no experiment we can do to reveal them.


      If religon says that you meet them when you die, then the religion is tested when you die.



      That wouldn't constitute a situation in which we can't access another world, nor that such beings were hiding their existence from us, would it?


      Anyway, your reasoning is circular. The religion is "testable" if it is true. But if there is no afterlife, then no such experiment can falsify the religion.


      Furthermore, even if it were true, it's pretty worthless as a scientific theory. Quantum gravity would be worthless if you could only test it by, say, falling into a black hole. Fortunately, there are other ways of testing it, even if some of the ways are useless to the scientific community.


      If you want to resort to semantic nitpicking, feel free, but nobody is going to accept as science a theory that can't be tested by any living being. Of course, that's far from the only reason why it isn't science.


      If a so-called "scientific theory" doesn't have any science testing it, then what differentiates it from a theology


      Testability is a requirement of science, but that doesn't mean that theory that hasn't yet been tested isn't scientific. A scientific theory merely has to be testable.


      But even if religion were testable, not everything testable is scientific. I can test whether someone will get mad at me if I spill a drink on them by spilling a drink on them, but that doesn't mean I have a scientific theory of people's reactions to having drinks spilled on them.


      The fact that it is a falsifiable theoretical framework encompassing a broad range of phenomena, that makes concrete quantitative predictions, inferred from objective and repeatable experimental data, is (part of) what makes it a scientific theory.


      Religion has no "theory of gravity". It doesn't even have any "theory of the origins of the universe", in the scientific sense. It doesn't make predictions about what we should measure when we observe spectra from galaxies, or anything like that. As Feynman said, "It's impossible to prove a vague theory wrong" -- vague theories are not science, if you leave arbitrary wiggle-room.


      Religion doesn't have some exclusive claim on the origins of the universe or other worlds. Anything that can be quantitatively modelled from objective empirical data, and makes new predictions that can be verified in the same way, is within the scope of science. It is different from religion in that it makes many predictions about scientific observations; it does not merely "allow" currently tested experiments, but it actually says precisely, in detailed quantitative form, what should be observed in those experiments.


      I can claim to have a "theory" that the Invisible Pink Unicorn created the universe, stars, galaxies, etc., but that doesn't mean that I'm doing science. I don't have a model. It isn't constrained. It doesn't make new predictions.


      "The meaning of it all" is outside the scope of science, however. Scientists who talk about it are speaking within the context of philosophy, not science.


      I'm opposed to people creating a religion based on science and then trying to tie it back into
      science.


      Your conception of what "science" and "religion" are seems to differ from the rest of the world. Rather than opposing science based on its relation to your conception of religion, why don't you say specifically what part of science do you think is flawed, and why?
    18. Re:The Priests of Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a chemist, you should know that once your field did *not* require the thought that atoms existed. Once, called alchemy, it was the trial-and-error search for chemical reactions.
      Alchemy wasn't science; they collected data, but didn't build detailed predictive models. (At least, none that actually worked.) Science needs both theory and experiment. Eventually alchemists did start building models, and became actual chemists.
      I call Hawkings not-a-scientist because he doesn't, as far as I know, actually test his theories.
      Why does he personally have to test his theories to be a scientist?? Why can't someone else?

      The vast majority of theoretical physicists never do expriments to test their own theories. The vast majority of experimental physicists don't come up with their own theories, but merely test others'. That doesn't mean they aren't scientists.

      a real chemist can't work without knowledge of atoms, just like a mathamatician can't work without knowledge of the base 10 number system
      Chemists could and did work without knowledge of atoms, though atomic theory is so vastly more useful that nobody tries to do without them anymore.

      Mathematicians can easily work without knowledge of the base-10 number system. Many mathematicians don't use numbers at all -- and if they did, there's no reason why they would need to use base 10.

      Call me a layman, but the province of things that can can never be proven sounds like religion to me
      Some predictions of quantum gravity cannot ever be tested by us, but many others can be, if we develop better instruments. It's not a problem for science, unless one has to distinguish between two theories that can only be distinguished by untestable means. Then it's a matter of philosophy which model you choose to use -- but as far as science is concerned, either model is acceptable.
    19. Re:The Priests of Science by cp99 · · Score: 1

      Hawking himself doesn't test his theories, however, his theories to lead to testable predictions. I'm not a expert in this area, so I can't give many concrete examples, however, the prediction of Hawking radiation should effect the distribution of black hole sizes (he predicts that the smaller black holes should be unstable). Hence his theory has a testable prediction (there are others, but I don't know enough about his work).

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  65. Hawking's Speech by joeytsai · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's a funny bit on Hawking's site where he describes his speech synthesizer.

    He says, "One's voice is very important. If you have a slurred voice, people are likely to treat you as mentally deficient: Does he take sugar? This synthesiser is by far the best I have heard, because it varies the intonation, and doesn't speak like a Dalek. The only trouble is that it gives me an American accent."

    --
    http://www.talknerdy.org
    1. Re:Hawking's Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh...Informative? Humorless mods...I bet this will even get a -1!

      Shame on you all for not being able to see the lighter side.

  66. Re:Hawking's Book Club. (a little OT) by jcsehak · · Score: 2


    I've never understood how anyone could be at a loss for something to read. It seems like every one book I read leads to three more that I want to. Right now i'm in the middle of:

    Joseph Campbell "The Hero with a Thousand Faces"
    Jeremy Yudkin "Music in medieval europe"
    The complete poems of Emily Dickenson
    RH Blyth, Haiku (4 volumes)
    The complete fairy tales of Hans Christian Anderson
    Sklansky, "The theory of poker"

    Just finished:
    Hunter S Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
    Warhol, "The philosophy of Andy Warhol" (a hoot!)
    Cordingly, "Under the Black Flag" A (really engaging) history of real pirates, you know the ones who loot, pillage and murder (as opposed to the ones who click and drag a mouse).

    Can't wait to start:
    Hemingway, "A farewell to arms"
    Nabokov, "Lolita"
    Burgess, "A Clockwork Orange"
    Russian Fairy Tales (Baba Yaga, Koschei the Deathless, aw yeah)
    that William Gibson one (Neuromancer, is it?)
    Stephen King's "The Stand" (and The Shining while i'm at it)
    of course, Hawking's books!
    I have to note, I adamantly (snikt?) refuse to read any more (I read the first two) Harry Potter books until I get a British language edition.

    And will probably reread soon:
    all my Salinger
    Raymond Chandler, "The Big Sleep"
    Hammett, "The Maltese Falcon"
    all my Raymond Carver
    some Douglas Adams

    Okay, i kinda got carried away, but you get my point. I wish I had more sci-fi to recommend, but it generally tends to be less engaging for me (though I remember absolutely loving "Dune" when I read it years ago, and I'm sure you're aware of Stephenson). Oh, almost forgot about Robert Anton Wilson's "Prometheus Rising." Not so much sci-fi as philosophy, but amazing nonetheless. I guess I have to echo your statement--It'd be nice to see a list of sci-fi recommendations by Hawking (or anyone else for that matter), but my wallet is glad there isn't one. The only thing I'm at a loss for when I go into Borders is information about how I'm going to pay for all the books I picked up. But I definitely gotta recommend those hard-boiled dective novels (Chandler or Hammett); they're damn fun to read and amazingly well-written too.

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  67. Deep Thoughts by squaretorus · · Score: 2

    This brings to mind a recent article on the radio here in the UK about encouraging families to discuss 'deep shit' over supper, while on holidays, and at every conceivable opportunity.

    Apparently relatively few people have any form of deep thought during the average week. For instance - with all the middle east conflict at the moment the majority response is along the lines of "I wish they'd just stop" rather than "I can understand why a Jewish state is an important thing post-holocaust, but there has to be something wrong with bombing the palestinians in the 21st Century - or ever".

    Or at easter. "OOOhhhh Chocolate" rather than "How am I supposed to accespt that the baby Jeesus was resurected"

    Question: How often, and how deeply, do /.ers ponder these issues? Are we more likely to delve deeper where it matters - not just when legislation threatens the wares trade. A poll??

    1. Re:Deep Thoughts by Gibbys+Box+of+Trix · · Score: 1

      The baby Jesus wasn't resurrected at Easter. Jesus (supposedly) died a man, aged IIRC in his late 30's.

    2. Re:Deep Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus was 33 when he was ressurected. I'd hardly call a 33 year old man with a massive beard "a baby". Especially when that guy can zap you with a death ray and just leave your sandals smoking (and then your sandals'll get cancer and die).

      As to the Palestine, well, Roger Waters put it quite nicely: "The Germans killed the Jews and the Jews killed the Arabs and the Arabs killed the hostages and that is the news".

      If it wasn't for the bombing in Afghanistan and in Palestine, journalists could actually run out of news and they'd have to investigate the connections between the government and Enron, for example. And I'm sure that would be much worse than killing a few useless foreigners (or selling them weapons so they can kill eachother)...

    3. Re:Deep Thoughts by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      Actually, IIRC, he was nailed up at the age of 33.

    4. Re:Deep Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that we should make the world a better place for our children...but not for our children's children, because, I don't kids should be having sex.

      Seriously, I'm deep all the time - and I'm disappointed...I listen to European news sometimes, sometimes BBC on NPR here...I always thought the avarage European was, well, if not smarter, than more "worldly", more "aware"...

      For example, am I the only one who gets shivers when Bush says, "axis of evil" and "roll on"? Many local dunces then figure that we should bomb the axis because they are evil, without knowing the first damn thing about each country, and why we have issues with them...

      There's a disgustung country song that plays here, which for reasons I won't go into I have the misfourtune to hear from time to time, the relevant lyric goes something a little like this:

      ...well I watch CNN but I can't tell Iraq from Iran...but I know Jesus and I talk to God...

      Nuff said.

      I find this alot...for example, "do you think we should spend more money on the space program"?

      reply: "if God had wanted us to fly, he would've given us wings and/or it doesn't mention space exploration in the Bible"

      It's a great country!

    5. Re:Deep Thoughts by SuperGrut · · Score: 1

      Yesterday I took the day off. My Daughter (2nd Grader)came home from school. We started to talk about her schoolwork.

      At supper we started to get into some fairly deep territory. I even said I had a book that says that the Universe might have 11 dimensions. This is funny because that article by Hawking said the same thing.

      It was really nice I will have to do it again.

      Actually her schoolwork came up because she corrected her teacher. Her teacher said that Mexico was in South America and my Daughter corrected her. The Teacher did not believe her and had to get out a map to find out. Pathetic.

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      The city is being overrun by a herd of Lucy Liu's.
  68. Hawking's biggest advantage by jcsehak · · Score: 3, Funny


    [Teddy KGB]: Hawkeng, you're einto me for 30 deimes. The juice hias bieen running iat 5 points a veek for a month. I miake thiat over 36 large. I'm going to hiave to break your legs.

    [Hawking]: Okay.

    [Teddy KGB]: Errr, I'm going to break your thumbs then.

    [Hawking]: Go ahead.

    [Teddy KGB]: Eahhh! (scuttles off in frustration)

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  69. Re:Impressions on Hawking :-( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've bumped into Hawking on the street while he was waiting for a bus. He doesn't give a shit about meeting any layperson who knows or cares about the subjects he studies (or in my case a non-published but degreed pro in the same field)


    You know, it isn't really all that easy for Hawking to hold conversations with people. Couple that with the fact that he's constantly bombarded by cranks and "fans", and you shouldn't be surprised that he's not eager to hold conversations with random people. Not to mention that he might just be an introverted guy -- not everybody likes being approached by strangers wanting to strike up a conversation while waiting for a bus. It hardly makes him an "arrogant asshole". Sheesh.


    Add that to the fact that he dumped his devoted wife who took care of his bed-ridden ass over a decade for a wet nurse, and you'll get my point.


    Hawking didn't exactly dump his wife for another woman, though he did get involved with someone else afterwards. There were plenty of other tensions in the marriage; quite notably, his wife had a hard time dealing with his atheism. I really don't know the details of their personal lives, and neither do you, so perhaps you should mind your own business. I would at least propose that she had reasons of her own for wanting a divorce, as opposed to "getting dumped".


    Hawking's theories on singularities in classical GR and Hawking radiation are well-grounded, by the way. His quantum gravity work is far more speculative.

  70. Stephen Hawking with a prostitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you haven't heard David Cross' comedy routine (impression actually) of Stephen Hawking with a prostitute, you should check it out. It's pretty dang funny...

    It's not for the easily offended though....

  71. My memories of Hawking by jon514 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I studied as an undergrad 10ish years ago in DAMTP (Dept of Applied Maths & Theoretical Physics) at Cambridge. Stephen was often seen trundling around in his wheelchair. He was lethal in it (& probably still is) - you had to get out of the way quick or you got run-over!!

    From going to one or two of his lectures, the one question that always got asked at the end is whether he believes in God. His answers were usually rather ambiguous, but the impression he gave was probably not. After reading this article, it looks like nothings changed. It is obviously a question he has thought about deeply, and whether his works allows us to see into the mind of God (if such a being exists).

    He is, without doubt, a brilliant man and has achieved an unbelieveable level of fame for a mathematician. However, most of that fame seems to derive from a book that a lot of people bought but few actually read, his physical condition, and that he works in a trendy area of mathematics. I think this sometimes obscures the real quality of his academic work.

  72. "Cambridge tunnel hacking"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What on earth is this? I admit i didn't read every word of the article, but I didn't see anything about this.

    1. Re:"Cambridge tunnel hacking"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is a backhanded reference to quantum string theory for "tunneling" between singularities (suck as black holes).

  73. Re:I saw him on Star Trek playing poker with Einst by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 2

    And he has been on The Simpsons And Futurama. I there is some mention about it on his homepage but I'n not sure

  74. The real meaning of the article by f00zbll · · Score: 1
    Did anyone notice the comment at the end of the article?

    I had learned a good deal from those few days, I realized, and most of it was not at all about cosmology.

    The real story here isn't all the math and science. It's about life and living it fully people. Gregory Benford stated pretty clearly there. Thought I mention that in case anyone skimmed or didn't read the article.

    It was worth reading because it's really a story about how two people who live half way around the world can enjoy each other's company. They're both scientists, but it's no different than "they are wearing pants."

  75. Deep like the ocean by mekkab · · Score: 2

    D00d, I'm deep like the ocean! I mean, check this out. So I'm chillin' @ easter with the
    'rents and the super 'rents (thats grandparents to you un-initiated) and we're giving Roman catholicism a right bashing (thats what we roman catholics do!) while having some banging shrimp coctail, then the discussion turns to personality/game theory with specific applications to one's boss; how to placate and stroke and read 'em to get what you want.

    And then I bust it out:
    "Hey guys, what if C-A-T, really spelled DOG?"

    A hush fell over the table. Genius has that effect on people.

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  76. Faith by lordmage · · Score: 1

    It very much seems like all this is based on Faith. Makes you wonder if the Unified thoery is Faith altogether. Faith in ourselves, Faith in God, Faith in the Big Bang, Faith in thoeries.

    Faith that the plane wont crash. Simply put, it seems that this universe is based on FAITH.

    No this is not a "religious" statement, but a Faith observation.

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    I can program myself out of a Hello World Contest!!
    1. Re:Faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yesterday I had faith that when I stepped off the edge of a ten story high building I would simply float gently to the ground.

    2. Re:Faith by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Well, that depends on your definition of "gently"...

  77. What you say!! by twisted_pickle · · Score: 1

    Benford and Hawking share insights on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, as such minds are want to do.

    Too bad all their mind are belong to us.

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  78. Grammar Nazi by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That should be "wont to do"

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    -- Too lazy to get a lower UID.
  79. wont not want by ronubi · · Score: 1

    Hemos needs a grammar checker.

  80. correction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word is "wont."

    ... as such minds are wont to do.

    http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=wont

  81. Re:Goddamnit by StefanJ · · Score: 2

    Careful, you're talking about border collies. They could read your comment, track you down, and herd your into busy traffic.

  82. Re:I saw him on Star Trek playing poker with Einst by n9hmg · · Score: 1

    And he has been on The Simpsons And Futurama

    and don't forget about the Dilbert TV show.

  83. Re:Indicted in Federal District Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, thanks. You certainly opened my eyes.
    All technology is inherently evil.

    I'm going to torch my computer right no

  84. Dig deeper, wanna-be intelligentsia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try K5 or other real discussion boards.

    -- Ender, Duke_of_URL

  85. Re:Hawking? by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
    Well fuck. First time in history a Simpsons quote has been modded to troll. Wow, you guys are really on fire today.....

    Bloody geeks.

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    Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...