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  1. fp? on Fix the Bugs, Secure the System · · Score: -1

    lick it

  2. Re:Find A Way on Sun to Charge for Star Office 6.0 · · Score: -1

    ouch! an unnoficial turd report! pr0pz!

  3. Re:Well... on Sun to Charge for Star Office 6.0 · · Score: -1

    on x86?

  4. let's get more obscure on Sun to Charge for Star Office 6.0 · · Score: -1

    Deborah Harry - End of the run

    Darkness falls like a black leather jacket
    And melts into the sidewalk like a sleeping drunk
    In the streets, the wind hrows yesterday's headlines around
    Another night comes and goes
    So for awhile back then there was someplace to go
    Somewhere more home than a house
    A family of choice not an accident
    But sometimes as soon as something gets started it's over

    Now the days are much shorter and the people from the good part of town
    All come around, but the something is missing
    Even though there's more there now I shrug off my attempts to explain
    How a torn T-shirt made it all danger again

    I don't like flashbacks in movies
    I like the story to proceed
    I don't like talking about the old days
    Except if it tells where the future will lead

    So we take a walk down this haunted hall
    Or stumble through a shattered recall
    I know there's nothing to relive
    It's just the shape of it all
    I don't want it different, I don't want it again
    But value for value I'd never want it to end

    You think of the old friends and faced no more to be seen
    You think how much fun a line-up would mean
    And once that tape starts playing it's too hard to make it rewind
    That one special face takes over your mind
    That end of the run
    We almost won
    The end of the run
    We had our fun

    I knew it then, it won't be back again

    We stood in the cold night
    Though we should be warm in the back of the lot with me in your arms
    The sun was falling, the grey rain was poring, the cars were all dirty and slow
    We both had our kiss
    And out of the depths and darkness
    With my eyes closed, I still see you fine
    That was the season, we make our dreams come true
    There was no limit to what we could do
    The end of the run
    We almost won
    The end of the run
    We had our fun
    The end of the run

    I knew it then He won't be back again

    Once that tape starts playing, it's too hard to make it rewind
    With my eyes closed I still see you fine
    That was the season, we make our dreams come true
    There was no limit to what we could do
    The end of the run
    We almost won
    The end of the run
    We had our fun
    The end of the run
    I knew it then, He won't be back again

  5. Re:Open Office on Sun to Charge for Star Office 6.0 · · Score: -1

    it also makes fps harder to obtain ;-)

  6. Re:Who gives a fuck... on Photoshop for OS X · · Score: -1

    dude, I may be no mac fan, but comparing it to XP is a bit rough. XP is shit, no matter how stable it is, and runs on shitty hardware. It is a huge pile of shit.

    every time I look at mac hardware I see a cheap-ass RISC linux workstation (yeah, i'm too lame to use OSX, i'm confortable with lee-nux) and it makes me hot ;-)

  7. Re:Co-operation on Sun Increases Commitment to GNOME · · Score: -1

    > We have a common window manager standard

    KDE's WM is the main reason I ditched kde an chose GNOME in the early days of 1.0, and will never use KDE as my desktop.

    GNOME lets you choose from a variety of "supported" (and unsupported) WMs, and me being a previous enlightenment user, it fitted very well. I'm using the gnome/enlightenment combo ever since. It's a shame that enlightenment is kinda abandoned, since it rocks. stable, customizable, powerful and eye-candy, all-in-one.

    Maybe it's time for sawfish, but i'm not sure if it can beat enlighenment.

  8. Re:Is anyone else confused by this? on Sun Increases Commitment to GNOME · · Score: 0

    not me. I just hope that GNOME will still be what it its right now, without MONO dependencies. If not, think i'll have to stick with an old version, which will not be a real pain, since i'm still using 1.2.1 ;-) and i'm quite happy with it.

    MONO/.NET tech seems to be overkill to me, especially on the kind of hardware I use atm.

  9. A suggestion on Photoshop for OS X · · Score: -1

    Why don't you folks make this page more blue-ish (a la developers, but 3d/transparent). It surely would be more apple-ish

  10. Re:military battery safety on Self-Warming Jackets · · Score: -1

    yeah sodium is great. we used to throw small debris of pure Na on the lab's sink when we were kids. hella fun.

  11. Re:fp sissies on New Anime Block Starts Tonight Cartoon Network · · Score: -1

    pretty digressive, my friend.

    The problem is that I was so amused by the 'anime' icon that I delayed my post. She's sooo sexy.

  12. Re:JewLover needs to die on New Anime Block Starts Tonight Cartoon Network · · Score: -1

    hrmm..

    jew women are cool, they fuck like desperate bitches.

    why do ya hate jews? some jew abused you when you were a little kid and did not call anymore after that?

  13. Re:Smurfs : The Socialist Propaganda on New Anime Block Starts Tonight Cartoon Network · · Score: -1

    wow. looks true.

    but who cares? fuck capitalism. and fuck USA too, those imperialist bastards.

  14. Re:fp sissies on New Anime Block Starts Tonight Cartoon Network · · Score: -1

    sorry mr bofh, fp belongs to captain peacock

    in the meantime, read this to amuse yourself:

    When Lt. Barkley missed his weekly appointment, Counselor Deanna Troi decided to check up on him.'Computer, where is Lt. Barkley?'

    'Lt. Barkley is in Holodeck Three'came the smooth voice of the computer.Deanna pursed her lips in annoyance.Reg was supposed to be staying away from the holodecks and should have required special permission to use them.On the other hand, Reg was also a very good engineer and could probably bypass any safeguards that were put on them.Troi signed and got up, heading out the door and for Holodeck Three.When she arrived, the computer (as she expected) would not let her in.

    'Computer.Command code override Troi Alpha Beta 7 Gamma.'The holodeck doors swept open and closed behind Deanna as she entered.It took a few seconds for her to orientate herself as she emerged into a loud boisterous bar scene out of late 20th century earth.As she grew accustomed to the sounds, she heard moaning and gagging sounds coming from a pool table around which a dozen or so men were gathered.Unable to see what the men were watching, Troi pushed her way through to the front and stopped in shock.

    She saw herself lying on the pool table.Naked.More than naked, she had one cock shoved up her ass, another in her pussy and a monster dick being shoved down her throat...hence the gagging sounds she had heard.Even as the astonished Counselor watched, the big dick fucking her duplicate's face pulled out and a huge load of cum shot all over her face.He was followed shortly by the other cocks fucking her as they emptied loads into the fake Troi while the real Deanna stood watching unable to move.Deanna felt a shiver run through her.....a mixture of disgust and lust as she watched the three men climb off her duplicate, leaving her lying there covered in their cum.

    It was about then that the men gathered around the table noticed Deanna.'Whoooeee, the slut has got a twin sister!' said one man rubbing the bulge in his pants.Troi tried to back away from the circle of men, but rough hands grabbed her and thrust her up onto the pool table to lie beside her duplicate.

    'Computer end program!' called out Troi as she found herself face to face with her cum slicked twin who was gaping at her in astonishment.

    'Unable to comply.Voice overrides deactivated.' came the smooth computer voice.

    Oh oh thought Deanna as she tried to scramble off the table.Reg is going to get such a piece of my mind when I find him.

    'Hey, where you going honey?' asked one of the men around the table.He pushed her back down beside her duplicate.'Give your sister a kiss!'

    Both of the Troi's eyes bulged out in horror as their faces were pushed together.A soft 'No' escaped both their lips simultaneously just as their lips brushed together.Apparently her duplicate had been programmed to act as much like the real thing as Reg could manage thought Deanna as their lips were mashed harshly together and she found herselfkissing her cum covered duplicate.She felt hands tugging at her uniform and as the two women were forced together, Deanna literally had her clothing ripped off.When all was said and done, she found herself naked and lying on top of her duplicate, kissing her hard on the mouth.The other Troi's cum smeared breasts felt warm under her and it took Deanna several seconds to realize she was no longer being held in place by the men.They had stepped back a bit to watch the two identical women kissing.Deanna felt her eyes go wide with astonishment as she realized that this was starting to turn her on and below her, her duplicate's face mirrored that astonishment.

    Almost as if it had a mind of its own, Deanna's mouth began to trail down the neck of her twin until she reached a puddle of cum on the holo-Deanna's tits which she licked at.

    'Stop, we shouldn't be doing this,' moaned her twin.'This is wrong...it is worse than incest.....ahhhhhh'.

    'Yes...yes it is,' agreed Deanna but she didn't stop licking the boobs of her duplicate.In fact, she began to lick and suck on them with even greater lust.The shiver of taboo swept over her.A small part of her mind nagged at her for lying there naked on top of a holo duplicate of herself, in essence making lesbian love to herself while a bar full of rough looking men watched her degrade herself.Maybe she could have stopped herself yet, but at that moment her duplicate's fingers slipped into Deanna's pussy and began to stroke her clit.Deanna gave a loud moan of pleasure and then bent her head back down to lick and suck with renewed enthusiasm at the tits of her twin.

    Deanna felt one hand of her duplicate slide in and out of her pussy while the other one cupped her ass and drew Deanna down on top of her harder.Deanna no longer cared how wrong or forbidden what she was doing was, but just wanted to kiss and lick and be kissed and licked by this warm body underneath her.The two women broke their embrace as if with one mind and reformed into a 69 with the real Deanna Troi on top.Her mouth dipped into her duplicate's pussy and began to lick without hesitation at the mixture of pussy juices and cum she found there.For her own part, she was dripping wet now and her twin was licking furiously at her pussy which sent huge waves of pleasure through Deanna.

    Heaving and writhing with ecstasy, Deanna finally came to her climax and she felt a similar shudder run through her duplicate at precisely the same moment.For long shuddering moments, Deanna lay there and then reality drifted back in the form of the men laughing, whistling and clapping.Oh my god, what have I done she thought as she looked around the circle of men, several of them who had their cocks out and were stroking them at the lesbian play of the counselor and her twin.

    There was little time for remorse, however, as one of the men grabbed Deanna and pulled her head down onto his cock.The thick head pushed between her lips and Troi gagged slightly as he forced it further down her throat.Out of the corner of her eye, Deanna could see her duplicate being forced to blow another huge cock.Deanna knew the look of fear, mixed with lust and shame was mirrored on her own face as the cock slid in and out of her soft lips.Side by side the two women were forced to swallow the large cocks.Hands held their heads in places and forced them up and down in a steady rhythm on the face choking meat.The man fucking her face was moaning loudly and Deanna knew he was close to cumming.He is only a hologram she tried to reassure herself but then his cum flooded down her throat and it tasted very real.She saw that her duplicate was choking down her own huge load.

    The cock pulled out of her mouth with a popping sound and some cum dribbled down her chin as Deanna lay there exhausted.Then she felt hands lifting her and before she knew it she felt herself being lowered onto a hard cock that slid up her ass.Then her breath was taken away as another cock slipped into her pussy and she found her the meat in a cock sandwich.As she opened her mouth to complain, another big sausage was shoved inside and she realized she was duplicating the scene she had first stumbled into.Sure enough, beside her on the table, her duplicate was getting the same triple treatment.The three cocks drove in and out of Deanna with unrelenting force and with uncanny timing as each cock drove to its deepest point at exactly the same time.The cocks in her ass and pussy seemed to be touching on each stroke while the one in her mouth was jammed twelve inches down her throat.The helpless counselor could do nothing but lie there being ravaged by the three hard cocks until finally with a repeat of the scene she had walked in on as the cock in her mouth pulled out and spewed its thick load over her face, followed a moment later by the surge of cum into her pussy and ass.

    Deanna lay there on the pool table, table with cum dripping down her face wondering what was going to happen next when she heard a gasp from the back of the room and a figure hurried forward.It was Lt. Reg Barkley and he pushed his way through the crowd of men.Apparently he had been off to the holo-washroom or wherever and had missed the entrance of the counselor.'Oh my,' he said looking down at the two nude women.'Computer, I didn't order a second Counselor Troi.'

    'I'm the real Counselor Troi Reg, said Deanna trying to cover her naked body and then giving up since he had obviously programmed this scene and her nude body was no stranger to him.

    'Sigh.Just what I need,' muttered Reg.'A glitch in the holomatrix so the holograms think they are real.I better fix that right away before someone investigates.Computer.End Program.'

    The computer was apparently programmed to respond only to Reg and the bar scene faded away into the black walls and yellow lines of the holodeck.The naked and cum covered Deanna was still there.

    Reg looked around in puzzlement.'Computer, why is there still one of the holograms present after I told you to shut down the program.'

    'The program is no longer running,' intoned the computer.

    'Reg!I am the real Counselor Troi,' seethed Deanna.'You missed your appointment and I came looking for you only to get raped by your holoprogram!I will expect you in my office in one hour for a very long session of counseling.You are even more deeply disturbed than I realized!'With that Deanna turned and marched out of the holodeck.In her anger she had forgot she was stark naked and a couple of ensigns got quite an eyeful as she marched past them.A chagrined Deanna looked down at her nude body when she saw their stares.Oh well, she thought, at least the holo-cum had disappeared when she left the holodeck!

  15. fp sissies on New Anime Block Starts Tonight Cartoon Network · · Score: -1

    gimme a cluster of angelina (très) jolie

  16. Re:C++ too slow on GCC 3.0.4 is Out · · Score: -1

    weird. in the old times I used to have 0 trouble using PCH on Borland C++ Builder. Maybe thats because Borland is a company whose expertise is (or used to be in the good old days) at compilers, unlike M$.

    heh.

  17. Re:I disagree on Sun Bashes Linux on (IBM) Mainframes · · Score: -1

    a real bofh does anything he wants to, no matter how stupid it seems, prick. complain and see what happens... If I want to run oracle on a 2.4.11 kernel on LFS (linux from scratch) with a lot of aberrant libs, it's my biz. so shut up.

    and for the record, I think Oracle/Linux sucks my nuts. PostgreSQL on Slowaris all the way.

  18. Re:I disagree on Sun Bashes Linux on (IBM) Mainframes · · Score: -1

    ok, you proved that I need to read more news. But fuck it, I'm a dinossaur anyway.

    but to the sake of the flamewar, i need to point out that it is impossible for X to run on a headless server, you stupid fuck. X applications maybe, but X? Pay attention, X needs HARDWARE to run on. Display hardware. Got it?

  19. Re:Even better on "The Matrix" Website Updated · · Score: -1

    im not sure... in is a set operator, and tend to be more complex. than a straight lexpr. lets compile all them and see which one produces the least opcodes, shall we?

  20. Re:The perpetual slope already exists on Perpetual Skislope · · Score: -1

    > A disc and a sphere of the same weight

    Please, use the term 'mass' since it is far more appropriate in this context. Thank you.

  21. Re:Even better on "The Matrix" Website Updated · · Score: -1

    actually, I think the plain OR is more efficient than ucase if you are checking a single character.

    but ucase is more ellegant. pr0pz

  22. learn this: on "The Matrix" Website Updated · · Score: -1

    use:

    x:=((y='y') or (y='Y'));

    instead of that crappy first if.

  23. Re:Bleh... on Marvel Universe Is Almost Like *Real Life* Society · · Score: -1

    euros sux

  24. fp? on Palm on a Bicycle · · Score: -1

    at this time in the morning? heh

  25. Re:I disagree on Sun Bashes Linux on (IBM) Mainframes · · Score: -1

    ok, i'll bite, smart-ass

    Suppose that I want to migrate one x86 linux server (for example Mandrake 7.2 based, which runs Oracle 8i well) to a s/390 VM. Will it be easy because there is MDK for the s/390? I doubt it.

    I took the time to check yer precious links, and I was amused by some stuff:

    SUSE's say it includes XFree (I wonder how X can run on an s/390... but I may be talking my ass here since the last MF I worked on was an old 3090)

    Turbolinux asked me to register to see more stuff,so I ditched it. what kind of freak use that anyway?

    Debian is beta, but it is promising. Debian dudes are serious, but their attitude kinda kills them in the corporate world. no proprietary software? haha, dream on.

    Red Hat's look like vapourware to me.

    So, don't be so touchy, you sissy. Any serious production environment of linux on s/390 will use an IBM's blessed distro, not that crap.