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Perpetual Skislope

the hollow room writes: "How about skiing on a never ending slope? A story at New Scientist suggests that some fool is going to try to build one of these. Built like a huge tilted record player, it can spin at up to 30 km/h. Any takers?"

239 comments

  1. And when you fall on your ass... by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You travel up the hill, go into the equipment area, get sprayed with man made snow, and turn into a mogul.

    I want to see it built just for the entries into the Darwin Awards it will generate.

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    1. Re:And when you fall on your ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, that's not original enough. It's just stupid.

    2. Re:And when you fall on your ass... by rbeattie · · Score: 3, Funny


      Ever see the opening to the Jetsons where George falls on the treadmill? Like that, except with snow.

      -Russ

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  2. hmmm... by psyco484 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A neverending halfpipe...something tells me this just would not work but it would be damn cool anyway. There are such things actually as skiing treadmills, terrain can be put on them, and stuff like that (obviously you can't do nearly as much as really being on snow), but this idea just doesn't really sound all that new or plausible. Maybe I'm just being pesimisitic.

    1. Re:hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean you have never tried a full-pipe?!?

    2. Re:hmmm... by orangesquid · · Score: 2

      "something tells me this just would not work"

      Picture an "up" escalator.... now start walking down it... Same principle.
      And as for being physically possible (the whole tilted record player idea), there are small amusement park rides that already do the same thing.

      I wonder if we'll be able to play B-sides on this thing, though ;)

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  3. The perpetual slope already exists by PhatKat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I learned how to ski as a kid riding a huge conveyor belt made out of a big rug in the bottom of a sporting goods store. It doesn't sound like much, but it was fun as a kid. The coolest part was that you could turn it on and off with a garage door opener type gadget. I always wanted to turn it up really fast and see how much speed I could get up tucking, but my ski instructor wouldn't let me. Now that I look back, tucking really wouldn't matter. There's no wind resistence to worry about when you aren't actually moving.

    1. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Now that I look back, tucking really wouldn't matter. There's no wind resistence to worry about when you aren't actually moving.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think tucking is entirely about aerodynamics.

      You know how figure skaters pull their arms into their bodies to increase their rotational momentum? Or how you expand your body (read: pump your legs) in order to swing on a swingset?

      My guess is that tucking has as much, if not more, to do with momentum than aerodynamics. The physics of a tight, compact body with a low center of gravity differ in more ways to a big upright high-centered body in more ways than drag.

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    2. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by scotch · · Score: 2, Informative
      My guess is that tucking has as much, if not more, to do with momentum than aerodynamics

      Your guess is wrong - it's the drag skiiers are trying to reduce when they tuck. These guys are going over 60 mph - wind resistence is a big deal.

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    3. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      So you're trying to tell me that, in a vacuum, a skier can move as fast downhill with his center of gravity three feet above the snow as with it 1.5 feet above the snow?

      It just doesn't work that way. A disc and a sphere of the same weight will simply not roll downhill at the same speed, even in a vacuum. Besides, the very act of lowering one's center of gravity 1.5 feet would have a definite impact on momentum.

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    4. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by wsloand · · Score: 3, Informative

      It just doesn't work that way. A disc and a sphere of the same weight will simply not roll downhill at the same speed, even in a vacuum. Besides, the very act of lowering one's center of gravity 1.5 feet would have a definite impact on momentum.

      You are comparing different issues. The skiier is not rolling. If the skiier were trying to roll down the hill, then you would be correct, but the momentum that you're describing is rotational momentum, not translational. With translational momentum, it doesn't matter. A proper comparison would be to push an object across a table (like say your CPU and your monitor); they have very different geometries, but the only forces acting on them are your push and the friction of the table (until you get to high speeds when wind resistance matters).

    5. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by waterm · · Score: 2, Informative

      "You know how figure skaters pull their arms into their bodies to increase their rotational momentum?"

      It is not the same. Unless you spin like a figure skater when you ski down the hill.

      "The physics of a tight, compact body with a low center of gravity..."

      The low center of gravity helps when you are trying to turn (change direction), but the biggest advantages to tucking deal with lowering wind resistance and tensing your muscles like springs to react faster.

    6. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never skied.

    7. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by October_30th · · Score: 1, Informative
      Uh, no.

      You're right that disc and a sphere will not roll downhill at the same speed. That's because the moment of inertia changes. However, a skier does not roll -- he slides downhill.

      Just write down the equations for potential and kinetic energy and you'll see that changing the center of gravity won't change shit as far as the speed goes.

      Moving the center of gravity up or down changes the potential energy, but since its reference level can be chosen arbitrarily it will have no effect in how much potential energy can be converted to kinetic energy.

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    8. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you're trying to tell me that, in a vacuum, a skier can move as fast downhill with his center of gravity three feet above the snow as with it 1.5 feet above the snow?

      Yes. You are correct about the disc and sphere not rolling at the same speed, but this is because they are spinning, whereas the skier is not, and their moment of inertia comes into play.

      Absent air resistance, the only forces on the skier are gravity and friction. Both of these forces are the same whether the skier is crouching or standing, assuming he's pointing his skis in the same direction in both cases and maintaining the same center of gravity over the skis.

    9. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by iabervon · · Score: 2

      Even if it's partially about momentum, you don't have any momentum if you're not moving, either. On any actual slope, I think the center of gravity aspect of tucking is much more for stability than speed-- if your center of gravity is low, you'll be able to turn more effectively, which is necessary when you're going faster, since people don't normally ski straight down hills competitively (except for ski jump, but even there, you don't care about your speed on the ramp, but your momentum at the end). So the effect of tucking other than drag is to increase the speed that you can deal with, not the speed you can attain.

    10. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by jsprat · · Score: 1
      So you're trying to tell me that, in a vacuum, a skier can move as fast downhill with his center of gravity three feet above the snow as with it 1.5 feet above the snow?


      He didn't tell you this, but it's true.

      A disc and a sphere of the same weight will simply not roll downhill at the same speed, even in a vacuum. Besides, the very act of lowering one's center of gravity 1.5 feet would have a definite impact on momentum.

      Where do I start;)
      Okay, there's a difference between angular momentum and linear momentum. A skier slides (linear), a disk or a sphere will roll (angular). To calculate linear momentum (like the momentum of a skier): p = mv, where p is momentum, m is mass, v is velocity. Lowering center of gravity has no effect on momentum (or acceleration, for that matter). Decreasing drag at 60MPH, however, has a great deal of effect.

    11. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by jakestein · · Score: 1

      I hate to nitpick, but

      You know how figure skaters pull their arms into their bodies to increase their rotational momentum?

      Angular momentum is always conserved, it's actually the angular velocity (spinning) that's increased when rotational inertia (resistance to spinning) is decreased (by bringing in the arms).

      My guess is that tucking has as much, if not more, to do with momentum than aerodynamics.

      The momentum of a system (skier) is unaffected by interactions withing the system (standing up or tucking). So it technically has nothing to do with momentum.

    12. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My guess is that tucking has as much, if not more, to do with momentum than aerodynamics.

      Only if you're rolling down the hill. But then, some of us do.

    13. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They have one here in the Calif. central coast area I live in, at a snow board shop. Ok if you want to keep in practice or get ready for the real thing, but no substitute for it. You just stand in place and move from side to side.

      What this guy has in mind is like an upended record, on a much larger scale, more terrain to move about in, but ultimately still what I would consider a dull experience. Probably good for teaching beginners and little else, since the inside and outside of the track would be moving at different rates you'd get pretty good at turning one way, but would find difficulty adjusting to a real slope. Nothing like screwing up your motor skills and equilibrium.

      IMHO it looks terrible. I'm sure it'll be a hit.

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    14. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Parent modded +3 "interesting but completely wrong"

      Way to go moderators. Heres one for you:

      I think the earth is the center of the universe, and that the sun revolves around the earth.

      Go ahead - give me my +3 interesting. I can hardly wait!!!

    15. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by cduffy · · Score: 1

      But a disc and a sphere of the same weight will slide downhill at the same speed, if they're both mounted on the same variety of skis. (The others here have explained why suitably).

    16. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Uart · · Score: 1

      you are moving though. but the slope is moving counter to your movement. assuming your speed=the speed of the slope, there is no displacement, but you are moving. Remember vectors?

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    17. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by big_hairy_mama · · Score: 2

      Have you ever been skiing? If you have, you know that at 100kph, the wind resistance against your upright body can almost knock you flat on your ass. The lower center of gravity does help in turns, I suppose, but the goal is not to spin faster (like a figure skater). In fact, racers often extend their arms while turning to help with balance (while still in a tuck).

    18. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Spankophile · · Score: 2

      It would make a big difference only if you were planning to sommersault down the hill.

    19. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      You are a geek. I bestow honor upon you.

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    20. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

      no. tucking is all about wind resistance...you cannot change your momentum by changing your mass distribution...you can only change your momentum by the application of an external force. the reason ice skaters pull their arms in, is to increase their rotational velocity, not their rotational momentum. the angular (rotational) momentum is constant (except for the loss of momentum due to the friction of the ice). since angular momentum is the product of the moment of inertia and the angular velocity, moving your arms in decreases your moment of inertia by placing more mass near to the axis of rotation. to make up for the decreasing moment of inertia, the angular velocity must increase to keep the momentum constant. conservation of momentum is once of the holy grails of physics.

    21. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean everyone's looking for conservation of momentum (overall in a closed system) so they can leave for a really long time?

    22. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they could switch the direction every few days? Maybe that would take too much energy.

    23. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah? Well, my guess is that tucking brings me closer to the molten core of the Earth, causing my molecules to heat up, thereby moving faster.

      Anyone else have a guess?

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    24. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by DrSpin · · Score: 1

      I was planning to learn on one of these in London, but the course wwas so expensive, it was cheaper to go to Switerland!

    25. Re:The perpetual slope already exists by iabervon · · Score: 2

      Looking at it from the frame of reference of the building, you're not moving. In the frame of reference of the slope, you are moving, but not accelerating, so it doesn't matter much.

      The only situation in which you'd care about position is for angular momentum, which you don't have at all, because you're not turning.

  4. Let me be the first to predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that it's all downhill from here.

    1. Re:Let me be the first to predict... by BurningDog · · Score: 1

      never has so little said so much.

    2. Re:Let me be the first to predict... by Dragnet · · Score: 0

      Uphill is always harder, especially when you traverse into the gears and find yourself disemboweled..

    3. Re:Let me be the first to predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we were kids, we went up hill both ways to school...

    4. Re:Let me be the first to predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...underwater...

    5. Re:Let me be the first to predict... by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      Haha!

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    6. Re:Let me be the first to predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...butt naked in the snow.

  5. Why use a rotating disk? by SonicBurst · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why not just use some treadmill like contraption? Seems like you'd circumvent all the centripetal force/motion problems that way.

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    1. Re:Why use a rotating disk? by spt · · Score: 2, Informative

      One advantage of a disk is that you get different speeds a different points on the radius. if you want to ski faster, you just move out instead of moving to a different treadmill.

    2. Re:Why use a rotating disk? by doubtless · · Score: 0

      I guess it's not easy to keep snow on a treadmill like contraption. With a disk you can just keep the snow on the disk and not worry about them falling off like a threadmill.

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    3. Re:Why use a rotating disk? by jacoberrol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      well, actually, a skier's top speed is mostly determined by the slope of the run, weight of the skiier, type of skis etc. your maximum speed relative to the track would be no different on the inside or outside. of course, if you ski too fast on the inside then you get to the bottom. ski too slow on the outside and you would rise to top.

    4. Re:Why use a rotating disk? by interiot · · Score: 2

      I believe this is basically the treadmill idea, where the skiier stays basically stationary relative the the real earth, it's just that the ground is moving beneath them. So no centripetal force problems. This has the benefit that the snow pack isn't doing anything funny like going upside-down.

    5. Re:Why use a rotating disk? by Maditude · · Score: 1

      you left out a big one:

      A skier's foolhardiness is, imho, _the_ determining factor in what his top speed will be. ;-)

  6. This is actually not new by Daath · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Professional skiiers use this to hone their skills and perfect their form!
    Newbies also uses this to learn how to ski... I know of some places in Holland (of all places) that they have this - It's like another post here says, it's a big rug you ski on, the instuctor is at the bottom directly in front of you, telling you what to do... :)
    Never tried it myself though. I don't plan to turn pro, but I do enjoy the occasional trip to France to ski the alps :)

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    1. Re:This is actually not new by Querty · · Score: 1

      I know of some places in Holland (of all places) that they have this

      Well with a country as flat as ours, where else are we going to practise? ;-)

      Recently though, this type of facility is getting more popular (Snowplanet).

      No substitute for the real thing though

  7. what if the "record" gets a "scratch" ;) by Xzzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When this thing is running at full tilt, how the hell do you get off it? Or worse yet, where do you go if you fall, as is sure to happen.

    Seems to me there's a lot of issues with physics involved as well, ignoring the problems of getting the thing to actually operate.

    People learn to ski on solid, non moving surfaces. What happens when you try to stop.. do you overbalance and fall down? Or how about the race track problem.. you're always turning left, cuz if you turn right you run into the wall.

    Basically I see this thing creating more questions than solutions. :p Be nice if the article was more than a brief overview.

    1. Re:what if the "record" gets a "scratch" ;) by Whatsthiswhatsthis · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...where do you go if you fall?

      If you can perpetually ski, can you perpetually fall?

    2. Re:what if the "record" gets a "scratch" ;) by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      Yes, actually. If you manage to fall at about the same speed the disc is turning, you could just keep tumbling down. Could be kinda fun, actually...

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    3. Re:what if the "record" gets a "scratch" ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...until the vomitting starts.

    4. Re:what if the "record" gets a "scratch" ;) by wheany · · Score: 1

      Or worse yet, where do you go if you fall, as is sure to happen.

      I was wondering the same thing. How fast does the disk spin? What if you fall and tumble down, away from your skis and sticks? First you'd have to get up, which takes time, then you'd probably want to go get your stuff, which is uphill from you. That would take a lot of time too. Would you have time to get them?

    5. Re:what if the "record" gets a "scratch" ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Or how about the race track problem.. you're always
      >turning left, cuz if you turn right you run into the wall.

      You might want to try a real race track, you know, one with both left and right turns. Maybe even some elevation changes.

  8. A good use... by EricKrout.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    for all those faulty IBM hard disk drives, perhaps.

    Built like a huge tilted record player, it can spin at up to 30 km/h. Any takers?

    Couldn't we somehow merge all those screwed-up IBM Death^H^H^HskStar drives into a pseudo Beowulf cluster that would spin that fast?

    Of course, I wouldn't want to be skiing on it when a few drives totally die :-/

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  9. always left turn by doubtless · · Score: 1, Funny

    and when you go to an actual ski resort, all you can do is left turns, just like how nascar drivers turn right, by 3 left turns.

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    1. Re:always left turn by gmkeegan · · Score: 1

      but what if you suffer from the Zoolander syndrome of not being able to turn left? You fall and kill yourself, then who delivers the eugoogly?

    2. Re:always left turn by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      LOL..."I'm not an Ambiturner!"

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  10. Misses the key things that make skiing fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --It doesn't have a variety of terrain... (we've been turning left for a long time haven't we?) To make it even more boring, it rotates at a constant speed.

    Kind of like a broken record, eh?

    -T

    1. Re:Misses the key things that make skiing fun by spt · · Score: 1

      it rotates at a constant speed

      It has a constant RPM - but the speed of the skier over the ground depends on how far away from the centre of the disk they are. if the skiable area is sufficiently wide, the difference in available speeds could suit a whole range of skiers abilities.

    2. Re:Misses the key things that make skiing fun by spt · · Score: 2, Informative
      From the site

      During a one hour cycle the speed of the deck varies over a range of 5 - 30 km/h (3 - 19mph). At the lower speed with deck movement almost unnoticeable, the skier has a 380 metre (1200 ft) slope to descend, differing very little from its alpine counterpart


  11. This is no fun, but this is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    instead of a perpetual slope, why didn't he come up with a perpetual apres-ski?

  12. kind of boring by jacoberrol · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't riding on a never-ending snow treadmill get a little tedious? Also, how would you accomodate the "green circle skiers" and the "black diamond skiers" on the same device? I assume the slope of this thing would not be very aggressive.

    1. Re:kind of boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easily:

      \ \ \ \
      G x B
      / / / /

      Beginners (Green cirle, right?) on the inside, Black Diamonds on the outside. :)

      /dev/null

    2. Re:kind of boring by jacoberrol · · Score: 1

      Beginners (Green cirle, right?) on the inside, Black Diamonds on the outside. :) Yeah, but there still would be no difference in the slope of the run. Slope is what makes a run more challenging. This would be like telling an advanced skier that the black-diamond hill is the bunny hill. You just have ski it fast ;)

    3. Re:kind of boring by psyclone · · Score: 1

      The slope would make a difference. However, you could run the thing like an ice/roller rink: every hour the angle of the entire disc could change. So and advanced ski-time would tilt the disc more. A beginner ski-time would tilt it less. The advanced people could always work on their form, etc. during a low angle ski-time. As the article mentioned, however, the mechanics behind this must be quite elaborate.

    4. Re:kind of boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, how would you accomodate the "green circle skiers" and the "black diamond skiers" on the same device?
      That problem takes care of itself; start out the newbie gapers and the hardcore extremists on the same device and slowly increase speed. Pretty soon the greenhorns fall over and become moguls for the experts. Fun for all. Heck, it'd even get good ratings.
    5. Re:kind of boring by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Tedious? You betcha! I don't think this thing's worth a damn even for training Olympians!

      One of the joys of going skiing to a resort is the idea that there are many different runs, all with different features, not to mention changes in scenery, view, interacting with other skiers (ski bunnies!), getting pissed off at snowboarders etc...and APRES SKI! I'm as much a fan of technology as anybody here, but anybody who think this overblown video game has obviously never been on skis, or at least got off the bunny hill!

      Now that I think about it, here's an excellent use for one of these things...this is exactly the place where they can confine all those asshole snowboarders! Until then, I'll just keep on spraying them with snow whenever they plant their asses right in the middle of the slope for whatever snowboarder reason. They haven't clued in that most people move off to the side!)

  13. How do I get on? by boio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So how do I get onto this thing? It seems like it would be hard to get started on it since it's constantly moving - and even harder to get off of it.
    It would also get pretty boring to ski around in a circle for hours on end... no new scenery. If they put up a big contiguous screen along the edges, and maybe some of the sky too, to prevent you from getting quite so dizzy and provide some additional entertainment.
    Then again you could also just go VR skiing and never have to go outside or worry about all these physical limitations.

    1. Re:How do I get on? by garcia · · Score: 2

      there is an amusement park where they have some old school carousel where the workers can hop on and off of it at full speed just by learning how to keep their balance.

      w/skiis it would be obviously harder but the same idea could apply ;)

    2. Re:How do I get on? by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

      Ever been on the log flume ride? You get on from the center hub, where the spinning speed is slowest.

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  14. This is not new by oherntp · · Score: 1

    I remember 15 years ago as a kid I went to buy my first set of skis with my parents. At the shop there was a big carpeted slope that, with the flip of a switch, started to move like a giant belt sander. I can't remember wher it was but I just asked my parents and they thought it was at a some ski expo. Anyone else remember something like this?

    Tom

  15. centrifuge force by doubtless · · Score: 0

    I wonder how a skier would be affected by the centrifuge force exerted by the 30km/h spinning. The article does not specify this, I suppose one of the solutions would be to have an angle much like an oval race track.

    This woul actually be interesting, but how do you load and unload as skier? Jump right in? or stop the whole spinning motion?

    I guess there will be some technical difficulties, although nothing very difficult, it might imply some impracticalities. However, it'll be cool to see one.

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  16. Re: disk advantage by SonicBurst · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But wouldn't that also mean that skiiers who tend to carve/zig zag often would experience large swings in percieved speed as the travel from the inner disc to outer disc and back again? Or perhaps with a big enough disc, this wouldn't be a problem, but then skiing at the edges would be at some seriously scary speeds!

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  17. Just remember.. by dmon · · Score: 0

    ..those old finnish words of wisdom: "don't you eat that yellow snow"

  18. Movies by spt · · Score: 4, Informative

    Movies of a working ski-trak!

    Okay, it's just a model but they answer the everyone's question about getting on and getting off - there's a stationary area in the middle

  19. Doesn't the snow get worn out? by wadetemp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem I'm seeing here is pretty major. If you take a 3000m ski run and compress it into a 300m run, there's still going to be 3000m worth of "snow damage" per skier/run, but it will be compressed into 300m of distance. So the snow is going to be 10 times as chopped up in any one place. And real ski resorts have multiple runs that reduces the traffic on any one run... to even begin to pay for this thing it's going to have to be packed.

    1. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by BiggestPOS · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The snow is being constantly refreshed by the covered area, new snow being applied, and probably smoothed. You are stupid.

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    2. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by psyclone · · Score: 1
      Assuming the whole 'run' is groomed (no moguls allowed to form) it shouldn't be a problem. In fact, with the new snow application every cycle and a grooming device, you could end up skiing fresh corduroy all day.

      I might worry about some of the snow melting (if it wasn't getting too compressed, it'd have to go somewhere), but an adequate run-off system at the outer edge of the disc should suffice.

    3. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That post would be 'insightful' only if you assumed the article had been read.

      Obviously not.

    4. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by wadetemp · · Score: 2

      That was already pointed out in the article. Have you ever seen a ski hill groomed and flocked at 30kph? I didn't think so. It also doesn't change the fact that a normal volume of skiers are non-stop tracking the same 300m surface, which does not happen on any ski hill in existance... wear is spread out over longer hills.

    5. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by BathTub · · Score: 1

      did you read the article?

      "As the slope moves down on the non-skiing side of the incline, a "cold chamber" kept at minus 15 C generates fresh snow using the conventional "snow guns" used on ordinary artificial slopes."

      half the track is constantly being refreshed.

    6. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, for every rotation the snow is completely regroomed and remade. No tracks remain. The skiers can do whatever the want to the snow when they're skiing, and it'll be "reset" to normal after every revolution. This isn't just a big disc of snow that endlessly turns without any upkeep of the snow, which is what you seem to think it is.

    7. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by wadetemp · · Score: 2

      Yes, I did read the article. I just don't think any amount of refreshing (on a surface moving at up to 30kph no less) can refresh the surface damage I was explaining, so it's really not worth mentioning. The only thing the article points out is that the snow refreshing allows this to be used in warmer climates so that the snow doesn't melt away. It didn't say anything about the generation of fresh snow "fixing" the problems incurred by the use of the slope.

    8. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, never been to Summit County Colorado, have you?

    9. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by vrgngoddess · · Score: 1

      Did YOU read the article? It doesn't say that the track is being constantly refreshed. In fact, on the Ski-Trac website it says this about the snowmaking:

      A unique two-chamber "eco-system" solves problems associated with indoor snow-making, as well as allowing for daily top-ups with fresh powder snow.

      And that's it. Nothing about being constantly refreshed, only about being able to make new snow, and the benefit that has for skiing in conditions where snow would not normally be available.

      Did YOU bother to research your suppositions? You should before bitching about other people reading or not reading the article.

    10. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snow isn't like dough batter. It's not something you can just spread out again after you've made tracks through it. To keep it from turning into ice the machinery in the non-ski part of the track would have to be pretty darn complex.

    11. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by BathTub · · Score: 1

      refreshing the surface of the snow would have to be a requirement of the setup, at the top of the hill you would have to have some sort of filtration system stopping foriegn matter to enter the working system, shoes, poles, skis, small children etc, that would have an effect on the surface of the snow, plus its mentioned that the snow has a fixed depth of 8 inches, something has to regulate that, so at the bottom of the hill something must be regulating the height of that snow, so its fair to say that the snow is being smoothed as it exits the refreshing area. (I don't think they bothered to impliment this on the little model they built, definately not in the videos)

      granted the snow will be being churned up by the skiiers in front of you (as in any ski field) but your always skiing into newer snow as you get down (the info is a little vague but it sounds that only at the highest speed setting would you be able to ski in place, rather than skiing down the hill?)

    12. Re:Doesn't the snow get worn out? by BathTub · · Score: 1

      well done, my quotation from the article obviously shows I didn't read it, you got me!

      The issue I thought wadetemp was referring to was the grooves in the snow, and a system being in place groom it. that is primarily what I was referring to by refreshing. Generating new snow is what you bit on.

      If your going to be so caustic about my response to a question you should be a little more careful of what you cut and paste from the website.
      When you take someone to task about researching, make sure you've done yours.

      "Twin Chamber Snow Chamber for non-stop snowmaking"

      oops.

  20. Geek answer: simulator by grinwell · · Score: 1

    Seems like an awful lot of work when simulators are getting better and better. Seems you could spend that money to develop a better electronic version.

    BTW, a google search turns up a number of links to simulators which use treadmills (as has been mentioned earlier as an idea).

    Google link

    1. Re:Geek answer: simulator by jacoberrol · · Score: 2, Funny

      there are some things a simulation just can't capture

      1. laughing at that guy, who just crashed, as you ride the chair lift

      2. the sense of irony as you face-plant into a snow drift

      3. extracting snow from your thermal underwear

      4. marching up the hill to retrieve your skis

      5. realizing those guys in the chair lift are laughing at you.

  21. uhh..not me by crystalplague · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "However, Nenad Bicanic of the University of Glasgow says that the structure may be feasible. But he says precautions would be needed to ensure skiers could not be pulled into the mechanism at the top of the slope."

    I think I'll let them work the bugs out first.

    1. Re:uhh..not me by Tantrum420 · · Score: 0
      "However, Nenad Bicanic of the University of Glasgow says that the structure may be feasible. But he says precautions would be needed to ensure skiers could not be pulled into the mechanism at the top of the slope."

      I think I'll let them work the bugs out first.


      Yeah? Who is this Nenad guy anyway? He could be a janitor of the Uni of Glasgow for all I know. He is the guy (IIRC) that sugguested that people may get dizzy from this. I'm not sure how you get dizzy staying (relatively) in the same spot while the ground moves _under_ you...


      Then again, what do I know?


      T

  22. Eugoogly? by mESSDan · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm not sure if you mean "who delivers the eulogy", or maybe you're making some European reference to the person who creates a page about their demise and puts it into Google's cache?

    Either way, eugoogly is pretty funny. 'Yougooglie'

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    1. Re:Eugoogly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me be the first to say: Duh. Zoolander == a movie. mailto:prudan@hotmail.com email address is prudan@hotmail.com

  23. Hang on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Didn't M.C.Escher draw one of these?

    Oh wait, that was steps...

  24. So um... by evilpaul13 · · Score: 2

    Would this mean the motion of the hill moving upwards actually make you keep going downhill?

    Anyone else thinking of an embedded Linux system to recognized where a skiier is on the hill and adjust the speed accordingly? =)

    1. Re:So um... by cronio · · Score: 1

      Anyone else thinking of an embedded Linux system to recognized where a skiier is on the hill and adjust the speed accordingly? =)

      No.

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  25. Indoor Skiing by futuresheep · · Score: 2, Informative

    The japanese have been skiing indoors for years. You can have climate controlled fun year round here at the Tokyo Skidome:
    Indoor Skiing

  26. Please read the article.. by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

    This is actually very new. This is no rug; it's actual snow which they create on the fly as the contraption rotates. Sounds pretty silly to me, and even if they do manage to make it work, I can't imagine it'll be any sort of a hit.

    I'm really wondering why they had to make it a rotating structure though; I don't see why they couldn't use a conveyor belt-like design. People will get dizzy this way.

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    1. Re:Please read the article.. by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Because with a rotating surface, up is always up.
      Remember, they are constantly reconditioning the surface.
      However, with a belt, appx. 1/2 of the surface would be upside-down at any given time.
      This would make it difficult (impossible?) to use snow as the ski medium.

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    2. Re:Please read the article.. by Teun · · Score: 2

      If the'd get dizzy that would imply their speed is different to the rotation.
      And that means they would reach the other side of the slope and start to slip down backwards...

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    3. Re:Please read the article.. by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Look at the picture. Are you really proposing to put a mountain and trees on a giant conveyer belt? Move all the snow from one end to the other -- and not harm the people going off that end? And if the thing is large enough (or moves at about the same speeds as those on it), one shouldn't get dizzy at all.

    4. Re:Please read the article.. by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Uh, what happens to the snow when the belt goes back up the underside of the hill?

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  27. rotational speed is important by LM741N · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Scientists debated for weeks over whether 33, 45, or 78 rpm was the best speed for skiing"

    1. Re:rotational speed is important by frozenray · · Score: 1

      In other news, three project submissions by Seagate Technologies, codenamed "U Series", "Barracuda" and "Cheetah X15", and one submission by Plextor (codename "40X") were rejected by the science committee. In a joint declaration, the spokespersons of the two companies declared that "We are deeply dismayed that such an outdated technology has been chosen in place of our state-of-the-art submissions."

      The speaker of the science committee was not available for comments.

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  28. Its missing a critical part of skiing. by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

    When I go skiing fast, it is of course important to move quickly relative to the ground. This model works fine for that. However... an equally important aspect is the fast wind in your face. I would imagine skiing would be much less fun without the relative air movement.

    1. Re:Its missing a critical part of skiing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have giant fans at one end. I'm guessing that the circular dome would let it circle pretty well the way scientists would want it to...

  29. one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would need to make sure that that no one would turn it from 33 to 78.

  30. Sounds like a winter wonderland for lawyers.... by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean...in the real outdoors, there's nobody to sue since you can't "serve" Mother Nature with a summons....but in a Man-Made fun park, with rotating snow hill and man-made mountains and snow guns.....well, I can just see the lawyers slobbering now.....anyone who falls....well it MUST be product liability....nobody SHOULD design and build a hill where people could fall down....should they? "My client was hurt through the negligence of those Snow-Hill-Builders....I demand compensation for this tragic twisting of my client's knee. She's been disfigured and will not walk untill Tuesday!"

    I'm just not convinced that taking EVERY naturally occuring (and read "free") effect of nature and turning it into a private, man-made, man-controlled, homogenized, and lawyer safe sport is a good thing. It comodotizes nature, and creates a situation which blurs the distinction between real life and "Real Life (tm)"

    I see this trend with surfing too, artificial wave generators, controlled "fun-parks" where people have to "Pay-per-Wave"....Yeah, Mother Nature does not create the exact same wave every time, but that's the fun of the sport!

    Both of these are, in my view, attempts by corporations to get people to pay for something that's inherently free. Surfing for instance...paddle out, ride back for free....Sking too, climb to top of hill, slide to bottom for free...Only with sking, you do pay for the lift (but you can walk for free too)

    Perhaps I'm not looking at the best side of this though.....the rotation of the hill might counteract the rotation brought on by too many Irish Coffee's at the bar! Now that would be something.

    1. Re:Sounds like a winter wonderland for lawyers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I mean...in the real outdoors, there's nobody to sue since you can't "serve" Mother Nature with a summons....

      You can sue the owner/operator of the ski resort. Why do you think you've see all those "hold harmless" clauses in the rental agreements?

      > Both of these are, in my view, attempts by corporations to get people to pay for something that's inherently free. Surfing for instance...paddle out, ride back for free....Sking too, climb to top of hill, slide to bottom for free...Only with sking, you do pay for the lift (but you can walk for free too)

      No one stops you from doing this now - find your favorite (publically accessable) hillside and go for it. Just some of us prefer to be able to use lifts to get more runs per day, and have the snack shop available for food & drink so we don't have to pack our own along. That's what you're paying for, that and the slope grooming / rental gear care.

    2. Re:Sounds like a winter wonderland for lawyers.... by Querty · · Score: 1

      Which is probably why it isn't being built in the United States...

    3. Re:Sounds like a winter wonderland for lawyers.... by oooga · · Score: 1

      That's not really relevant. Ski slopes are already heavily commodified. In order to get a good ski experience you need chair-lifts, artificially produced snow, massive amounts of hill shaping and maintanance, health pros, rescue snowmobiles, etc. Cross-country, off course, is different, but that's not the discussion here. Downhill skiing isn't truly the real outdoors anyway, and slope operators certainly CAN be served with a summons (I don't ski too often, but I always fill out a release from liability form).

      Basically, my point is that, at least when it comes to downhill skiing, naturally occuring effects of nature already HAVE been turned into private, man-man, man-controlled, homogenized, lawyer safe sport. I'm not convinced that this eternal slope is a good idea for most of the other reasons posted already, all though it does look neat at least, but over-homogeniztion of the skiing experience isn't really an issue.

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  31. Natural equivalent by jeti · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you think about it, there are natural perpetual slopes: Standing waves (wakes?) on rivers.
    I even found a very cool video (8MB) demonstrating riversurfing on the Eisbach in Munich.

    1. Re:Natural equivalent by frankmu · · Score: 1

      or unnatural... i remember there is a section of the Red River behind the administration building at Michgan State, where people would body board in the sewage. yuck. a grey/brown foam would form downstream from that standing wave. i wondered how heathy that was.

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    2. Re:Natural equivalent by jonnythan · · Score: 2

      I've... never seen that, actually, but I do a lot of whitewater kayaking, and most of the sport is based on surfing our kayaks in waves on rivers ;)

    3. Re:Natural equivalent by Xiadix · · Score: 1

      I know that this is off topic.

      Any idea who the band is?

      Xiadix

    4. Re:Natural equivalent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, remember, these are MSU students we're talking about here ...

    5. Re:Natural equivalent by DavittJPotter · · Score: 1

      What band? The B-52's, you mean, with the '..set sail!' quote?

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  32. The old saying... by FakePlasticDubya · · Score: 4, Funny

    So couldn't this somehow be used so that someone could end up walking to school, in the snow, uphill BOTH ways?

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    1. Re:The old saying... by Uart · · Score: 1

      the solution to the example you are citing is simply that the hill itself is between the student's home and the school ( the school of course would be located at the bottom of the hill on the side direct opposite the house.) So, assuming the climate was cold. It would certainly be possible to walk to school in the snow, uphill both ways.

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  33. Uhm... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, since the angular velocity is different (increases the farther from the center) and gravity is always the same, if the disc is flat (more or less), there will be a NARROW band on the disc where gravity towards earth will pull the skiers downward hard enough to keep them moving about 30km/hr or whatever relative to the disc, which means staying in more or less one place.

    However, closer to the center, the angular velocity will be lower, and skiers will continue down the slope, which will actually move them into a regieon where the disc is moving more and more nearly perpendicular to their ski's. This will give them a sideways vector element, and they will end up being propelled into the more advanced skiiers further out. Sorry, it wouldn't work.

    To see a more detailed description of the coriolis effect as it applies to virtual skiing on a rotary slope, visit~

    http://www.whythefuckitwon'twork.com

    (And no, AFAIK, this is not a real URL.)

    You'd need a different disc for each angle and rotation speed, for every difficulty level you wanted to make.

    Each disc would have to be constructed to allow skiers to proceed in only the fairly narrow band, probably close to the edge of the disc. You could make the discs adjustable in tilt x and tilt y, giving a wide variety of course variables, or even have it continually change to give the simulation of real terrain angle changes. Could be fun, but avoiding the same tree over and over again could get boring. People would probably wipe-out on it just to break the monotony, and the fun of being slid by the force carying them forward (or actually, the tree backward) which would slide the skier part way up the tree, then CATAPULT him or her off.

    Sign me up!
    /
    x/ Whheeee!
    /|
    /-||
    / --||

    (That x is a skier!)

    Why doesn't someone build a grocery store out of this concept?

    But seriously, wouldn't a giant rotating snow-filled drum be more effective for this? Or how about just miniaturizing people and putting them in snow-filled globes?

    1. Re:Uhm... no. by spt · · Score: 1


      I know it is a model, not the real thing, but watch Movie #1.

      The inventor seems to think skiers will be able to ski where they want across the entire moving area.

  34. That will not work by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose he wont be skiing straight down so he will need to make turns. Yet when he is making turns, if he is on one side of the slope it will be moving faster under him then if he is on the other side. I have a feeling this discrepency will quickly cause him to fall.

    1. Re:That will not work by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

      you could bank it such thta you "feel" like you're skiing straight but are in fact turning.

  35. ski patrol rescues by crystalplague · · Score: 1

    how would they rescue somebody with a broken leg or something? shut it off? they would have to shut it off ASAP and the inertia of that thing would be hard to stop. not to mention the inertia of the skiers...they would be flying as it decellerated. not to mention the fact that stoping the thing every 5 minutes when somebody fell down and couldn't get up would be hell for business.

    1. Re:ski patrol rescues by irony+nazi · · Score: 1
      All of the comments keep stating that the skiiers have inertia and will go flying off or the skiiers have to fight centripical forces to resist going off the edge.

      This is not true! The skiers have NO momentum. The are not moving. They might have centripical forces, but ONLY if they angle towards the outside edge of the disk. As long as they keep aimed perpendicular to the radius (which will feel like 'turning'), they won't go flying anywhere, and will in fact remain stationary. If they speed up a little too much, then they will naturally move towards the edge, but as long as they aim perpendicular to the radius, they won't build up centripical force.

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    2. Re:ski patrol rescues by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 1

      broken leg? I suspect that the old and feeble will be kept off this device. You'd have to be a pretty shitty skiier to break a leg on it I think.. barring maybe a fall from a great height, and in that eventuality one need not worry about stopping the thing, as the victim would already be off.

    3. Re:ski patrol rescues by Grab · · Score: 2

      Two ppl colliding can easily break a leg. As for keeping the old off it, there's plenty of keen older skiers, and if they face-plant then they're more likely to bust something. And a rule saying "no-one over 50 may ride this" ain't gonna get past the lawyers...

      Grab.

    4. Re:ski patrol rescues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The skiiers would experience exactly what you would if you were on roller skates on a treadmill, and it stopped suddenly. You're wheels might squeal, then you'd probably feel a bit queasy as your brain adjusted to the idea that you were no longer "skating".

      The biggest problem would be: If the disc halted suddenly, the skiers would start falling down (literaly) the slope, and they'd have to construct a ramp flush with the edge along the bottom so the people can safely ski off. This of course would mean you couldn't adjust the angle of the disk, or you'd have a very complicated set-up, matching the escape ramp's angles.

  36. Chairlifts... by Chazmati · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No chairlifts sounds nice. If you out-ski the turntable you just pull off to the side and ride to the top, then hit the trail again.

    But chairlifts also meter traffic. I'm talking out my butt here, but I'm sure that ski slopes do some kind of calculations involving skiers/hour and trail capacity. Without a traffic limiter, the turntable could get 'too busy' on heavy days.

    1. Re:Chairlifts... by tiwason · · Score: 1

      no your not talking out your ass... but don't you think they could just limit the sales of tickets ?

    2. Re:Chairlifts... by blair1q · · Score: 2

      Easy solution:

      Make both sides go downhill.

      --Blair
      "Wait for it."

  37. Or better yet: ski up hill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not spin the disc backward, fly-Ski-J!

    Tether people to the top with bungee cords, spin the disc down, and let them ski up-hill for a change. I might even learn to ski if you did that.

    OR!!! Make it a combination ski/bungee jumping event. People have a bungee up and down the slope, and after skiing for a while, the two bungee cords tensions are increased, and finally, either manually controlled by the skier, or remotely by his friends (more fun and involvement for them) the bungee attachment to the lower cord is released at the skiers back. This of course, catapults him forward, and off the disc.

    Wheeee!
    ______-x-----

    (Underscore line is disc (viewed at an angle) the x is the skier, and the dashed line is the front bungee cord yanking me... er... him off the disc).

  38. Variation on this idea already done in Japan by ajna · · Score: 1

    The last time I was in Japan I saw something similar to this in concept, if not scale. There was a wide conveyer belt with a carpet-like material on it tilted up at an angle similar to that of a ski slope. A snowboarder was carving turns on this surface, and looked to be having fun. With real (ok, fake real) snow this idea might be popular in Japan.

  39. physics? by prizzznecious · · Score: 0

    So, if it's circular: which part does the figure of 30 km/h refer to? The outside edge?

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  40. Lord. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a snowy conveyor belt on an incline?

    Only been doing this in Japan for like 30 years.

  41. Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This way you can ski forever :))

  42. Olympic Sports, Northgate? by FallLine · · Score: 1

    Just curious.

    1. Re:Olympic Sports, Northgate? by PhatKat · · Score: 1

      You got it. Does that place still exist?

    2. Re:Olympic Sports, Northgate? by FallLine · · Score: 2

      No clue, I moved out of Seattle about 10 years ago and haven't been to Northgate in any of my visits.

    3. Re:Olympic Sports, Northgate? by big_hairy_mama · · Score: 2

      Heh, I was about to post how the Olympic Sports in Seattle (Northgate) had one of those, but you got it first. I don't know if it's still there, but it was last time I was in that store (probably two years ago). My mom and my sister learned to ski on that conveyer belt before taking to the real slopes.

    4. Re:Olympic Sports, Northgate? by PhatKat · · Score: 1

      I think that Olympic sports no longer exists. I can't be sure but I seem to remember returning and finding another store in its place.

    5. Re:Olympic Sports, Northgate? by FallLine · · Score: 2

      That's a shame. They used to be one of the best sports stores in the seattle area for skiing equipment and such. Small world though, heh

    6. Re:Olympic Sports, Northgate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny...I thought Northgate was a shopping mall in North Bay, Ontario, and last time I looked, there was no place there called Olympic Sports, but they do have a Sears now...

    7. Re:Olympic Sports, Northgate? by big_hairy_mama · · Score: 2

      It's funny, I went skiing this weekend with some friends who are very beginner, and they were talking about trying it out and taking lessons this summer on that conveyer belt. Fortunately, according to Yahoo Yellow Pages at least, it still exists.

  43. Appologies to Derick Zoolander by Crag · · Score: 1

    "How can the children learn to ski if they _can't even fit on the slope_!"

  44. Left by zaffir · · Score: 1

    It seems like always skiing to your left would get old after a while.

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  45. I had one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got it for free. It was ASCII-based and used my Apple IIgs. Good times.

  46. When I was five by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was 5 I imagined the slope was from north to south.

    When I was 15 I understood it was from high to low.

    When I was 25 I undertood I would never be proficient and gave it up...

  47. ive seen it done. by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 1

    Years ago i was at a expo for well stuff and they had some one just skiing in there stationary but kept sking.

    It was basicaly a large carpet on a large coveigher belt making an endless loop of carpet.
    think huge treadmill that slops down and rolls upwards. i think it tilted side to side and up and down for vaitation in slope and whatnot. it was really kinda cool then.

    a large disk just doenst sound like a good idea.. the inner area of disk would prolly suffer much more wear and tear sinice it goes faster. not to mention the uneven speed across the surface of it.

    1. Re:ive seen it done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It was basicaly a large carpet on a large coveigher belt making an endless loop of carpet.
      think huge treadmill that slops down and rolls upwards. i think it tilted side to side and up and down for vaitation in slope and whatnot. it was really kinda cool then.

      Yeah. Right.

      So, this conveyor belt carpet device, it was covered with machine-generated snow, was it? Oh, wait - it would all fall off the bottom of the belt.

      Idiot. The tilted turntable is different.

    2. Re:ive seen it done. by wadetemp · · Score: 2

      So, this conveyor belt carpet device, it was covered with machine-generated snow, was it? Oh, wait - it would all fall off the bottom of the belt.

      No... there is no snow involved. Alot of people have already mentioned this and have called it "carpet" for lack of a better term, but this isn't your average gray indoor-outdoor... it's really more like a foamy shag. It's enough to allow you to cut directly on the surface. I think it actually solves alot of problems that snow on any kind of conveyor or turntable would cause, but I wouldn't go on it, for the sake of my edges. :)

  48. Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Anyone here actually old enough to remember LPS and the skating force? Skiers would be drawn toward the middle of the disk and would have to be constantly turning outward to avoid hitting the spindle at the center of the terrain. Odd, that.

    If you've never operated an LP phonograph -- the skating force is due to the differential friction on opposite sides of the needle on a phonograph, and tends to draw the needle inward toward the center of the record. It's large enough to cause a needle to skip, bump bump bump, right over the grooves unless a counteracting force is applied. Low-end turntables used springs to pull the needle outward and combat the skating force; high-end turntables used little weights with little mechanical linkages that were designed to match the changes in the skating force with radius.

    You can see skating force in action at the bottom of a teacup if there are a few tea leaves floating around down there at the bottom. The tea leaves (after they're waterlogged) sink, so spinning the tea in the teacup "ought" to make them fly outward in the local gravity field. But in fact, tea leaves at the bottom of the cup tend to pile up in the center (when you spin the tea). Counter-intuitive and mysterious, until you realize that the leaves are also dragging on the bottom of the cup and therefore are subject to the skating force.

    1. Re:Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The tea leaves (after they're waterlogged) sink, so spinning the tea in the teacup "ought" to make them fly outward in the local gravity field.

      Small nit, but you're discussing centripetal accelerations; the direction of the local gravity field hasn't changed at all, it's still downward towards the center of the Earth.

      Centripetal force != gravity. Inertial effects != gravity.

    2. Re:Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think that has more to do with the grooves than anything else. this slope would not have grooves.

    3. Re:Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I have to diagree. The reason the tea-leaves pile up in the center is that despite being waterlogged, they still have lower specific gravity than water. They are less dense, they take up more volume than the water they displace. Ordinarilly, this would cause them to float, however, since they are wet, the added mass of water drags them down. The piling you observe is a result of the fact that the water is pushing outward (centrifugal force) and is denser than the leaves.

      There is a lot of debate over the differernce between (or the lack of difference between) centrifugal force and centripital force. They are opposing forces that are caused by the same basic relationship of the motions of two objects, but from the different points of view of the objects concerned.

      The force of the cup (inward) opposes the outward force, (the tendancy of the liquid to want to continue in a straight line, the centripital (towards the center). The force it opposes, the liquids tendancy to try to go outward due to spinning, is centrifugal. Bear in mind this is the result of a lack of momentum in a direction, and moment in one direction changing into moment in another.

      (Note that, per Newton, a book on a table experiences the force of gravity towards earth. It exerts downward force on the table, which though very passive, exerts AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE force upwards on the book. And you thought it just sat there, huh!!! If the table did not exert this force, the book would bend the table or rip through it. Think of a little tiny kiddie table with a book, and an elephant standing on the book. The table cannot equal the force being placed upon it, and yields.)

      To put it another way, the gravity of earth exerts a centripital force on the moon, as the moon orbits, (or "falls around") the earth, and the moon's linear velocity counters that force, by exerting a centrifugal force on the moon, (pushing it outward).

      Like I said, the two opposing forces which act on a single object, in this case, to keep it in one place (in orbit, for example) rather than flying off.

      If you don't believe me, try this: Take a helium balloon with a bolt or washer or something tied to it's string, and put it on the passenger seat of your car. Then accelerate forward. You'd probably expect the balloon to move backwards, relative to the car, trying to stay in one place (lack of momentum in a direction, usually and more simplistically called inertia) but the balloon moves forward, at least until the bolt stops it. This is because the air is more dense, pushing the balloon forward while it (the air) moves back.

      Of course, I could be wrong.

      P.S. Old != smart, old != right. Not of neccessity, anyway. And there are plenty of people on slashdot who probably owned a dinosaur as a pet at some point. :-)

    4. Re:Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by DemiKnute · · Score: 1
      Ordinarilly, this would cause them to float, however, since they are wet, the added mass of water drags them down. The piling you observe is a result of the fact that the water is pushing outward (centrifugal force) and is denser than the leaves.

      By the very definition of flotation, the water cannot be denser than the leaves, else the leaves would float. Things sink when they are more dense than water.
      Of course, I could be wrong.

      You could be.
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    5. Re:Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by glens · · Score: 1

      The skating force was due to the fact that in order to get the "needle" at the end of a fixed-vertical-pivot swinging arm to become perpendicular to the groove in two places instead of just one, it was necessary to position the stylus at a lateral angle.

      I wouldn't be surprised if the amount of "overhang" (the distance the stylus would be past the table center, were that to lie directly inline between the stylus and tonearm pivot) also required to complete that task was the major skating-producing factor.

      Since a user of the perpetual ski slope would likely not be tied to a lateral pivot point relative to the table pretty much renders this analogy moot.

      Nice try, and thanks for the memories.

    6. Re:Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by PhotoGuy · · Score: 2
      Anyone here actually old enough to remember LPS and the skating force?
      Sigh... Didn't you read the article? This is about skiing, not skating, so the problems you describe are irrelevant. :-)

      Seriously though, I don't know whether the skating force would be an issue; the LP and tea-leave examples have very little friction downwards as compared to skiing, so that effect might not be as pronounced. (I could be completely wrong, though :-)

      I think the constant-left-turn thing would take a lot of the fun out of it. And the fact there's a place to get off in the middle doesn't help you a lot when you crash. Crawling from the outside to the inside, while going uphill then downhill, with other people whizzing by, sounds like a disaster in the making. Cute idea, but sounds impossible to execute successfully.

      -me
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    7. Re:Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by IsaacW · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to Einstein's theories of Special and General Relativity, a gravitational field is indistinguishable from an accelerationin the direction opposite the apparent field.

    8. Re:Subject to the ``Skating Force'' of LP days by John+Macdonald · · Score: 1

      If you've never operated an LP phonograph -- the skating force is due to the differential friction on opposite sides of the needle on a phonograph, and tends to draw the needle inward toward the center of the record.

      No, skating does not necessarily pull towards the center.

      On the turntable, the record pulls the needle along the tangent, but the the arm is attached to the base at an angle to that pull. The skating force comes because of that angular difference.

      Imagine that you are holding onto the doorknob of an open door. If you try to walk directly away from the hinges, the knob will stop you from moving. If instead, you walk perpendicular to the door, you will be able to walk forward for a while, being pulled sideways until you bump into the wall or get stopped because the door has turned enough that you are now pulling directly away from the hinges.

      There were a number of tricks used to deal with skating. One company used a longer arm with no bend in it located so that when it was in the middle of playing the record (i.e. halfway between the edge and the hole) the arm was pointing straight along the tangent. That meant that the skating was pulling the needle forward (toward the hole) for the first half of the record and backward for the last half. The standard shorter arms would always pull towards the hole - but the amount of skating at the edge of the record was much greater (because it was bigger difference in angle). Another record arm moved completely away from the fixed rotational hinge and had the base of the arm mounted on a track. The base of the arm was moved as the record was played so that the arm was always parallel to the groove and so there was no skating.

      A skier on one of these turntable slopes is not going to be attached to a fixed point, so the forces operate a bit differently. There is the rotating hill which pushes the skier around the center, and gravity which pushes the skier toward the bottom of the hill. For the top portion of the hill the difference between these forces pushes the skier horizontally in the direction of the center of the rotation. By halfway down, there is no sideways force. For the bottom portion of the hill, the difference in forces is pushing the skier away from the center.

  49. What about centripetal force? by TrevorB · · Score: 2

    What about the centripetal forces on the snow at the outside of the disc? Is the snow going to go flying off?

    30km/h ~= 10m/s

    The radius sounds like it's a little less than 100m (if 300m is the circumference of a half of the circle

    a=v^2/r

    So acceleration at the edges will be about 1 m/s^2

    You'll have to add or substract that to the 9.8m/s^2 vector.

    Actually, in retrospect of this calculation, I think it will be that 9.8m/s^2 accelleration vector spinning like a top that will have the worst effect on the snow. First you're an upslope, now you're a downslope!

    Hope they groom it well.

  50. Tealeaf problem by TeknoHog · · Score: 2
    I don't quite agree with your explanation of the tea leaves' behaviour. This is how I remember it from my fluid mechanics course:

    When the tea is spinning steadily, the leaves are honogeneously distributed near the bottom. The centrifugal tendencies are cancelled by the pressure gradient: the surface of tea becomes parabolical, so at the bottom there is greater pressure towards the edges.

    However, when you stop spinning the tea, viscosity starts to slow down the rotation. The bottom layer will, for a while, rotate slower than the rest of the tea. But the parabolical shape of the surface is still there, along with the pressure gradient it causes. Therefore, at the bottom layer, the inward forces are greater than the necessary centripetal force, so the leaves are pushed to the center.

    Do try it, it's essential to notice the difference between steady spinning and slowing down.

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  51. Uhm... physically impossible by jeremyhu · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember some little factoid somewhere that said PERPETUAL MOTION IS IMPOSSIBLE! The kinetic energy (your speed for the illiterate) when you ski comes from your potential energy (your height) at the top of the hill... assuming this contraption works, you will be constantly at the same elevation meaning your change in potential energy is 0 meaning your change in kinetic energy down the hill is 0. All that this thing is is a giant teacup ride.

    1. Re:Uhm... physically impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the designer read a little bit too much Lewis Carroll.

      Heh. Reminds me of the Red Queen.

    2. Re:Uhm... physically impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you are joking. Kinetic energy equals speed? Hello? Let's try the word velocity instead.

    3. Re:Uhm... physically impossible by odsign · · Score: 1

      uh, of course your change in kinetic energy is 0. You stay in the same place, chief.

    4. Re:Uhm... physically impossible by jeremyhu · · Score: 1

      That's what I'm saying... so this whole idea is bogus BECAUSE you stay in the same place...

    5. Re:Uhm... physically impossible by jeremyhu · · Score: 1

      uhm... yeah kinetic energy is (at low velocities) .5 m * v^2. That's why I said "for the illiterate".

    6. Re:Uhm... physically impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose those ski simulators with the inclined carpeted belts are impossible too, even though they exist and work.

      When skiing, gravity pulls you down the hill. In this thing, gravity pulls you down the hill too, just the hill's also moving upward at the same time, fast enough to keep you in the same place.

      If you want to test this on your own, get a pencil or AA battery or something else cylindrical and something big and flat, like a hardcover textbook. Hold the book at a slight angle, and put the battery on it. It will roll down until it falls off the book. Now hold the book like that again, but when you let go of the battery, move the book diagonally back while keeping the same angle (I'm sure there's a better way of describing how to do this), about as quickly as the battery is rolling down it. The battery should stay in the same place until it falls off the book. The moving book is like the side on this ski simulator. I don't have any fancy formulas or anything for you, but I can assure you that it will work.

    7. Re:Uhm... physically impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody said this was perpetual motion. it's gravity pulling you down a seemingly never ending hill. just because it's moving doesn't mean that gravity doesn't affect it or the skiers on top of it.

      now if they said that the hill required no power to move, then it would be perpetual motion.

  52. er... by Nevrar · · Score: 1

    300 m slope? how boring would that be? give me a real mountain any day....

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  53. Get the disk to change speed according to skier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be totally cool to get this thing on a feedback system so that no matter what speed the disk is moving relative to the skier, the skier is always standing still ....

    ie, if he falls off, the disk comes to a halt.
    You could be safe as well as testing the limits of how fast you can "go". :)

    1. Re:Get the disk to change speed according to skier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. Just whip 10,000 tons of snow to a screeching halt in a couple seconds. Good idea. You try it first, okay?

  54. Re: disk advantage by big_hairy_mama · · Score: 3

    I'm pretty sure anyone who is capable of carving (ie., has at least a couple years experience) wouldn't waste their time on this. It sounds like a tool that would be more successful at teaching beginners who are too afraid to actually start moving on real snow, since this thing could be stopped whenever they want.

    That brings up an interesting point though: how are you supposed to learn to turn properly if you move at different speeds when you turn left or right? One of the biggest problems I had when learning was that I was better at turning left than right for a long time, and it really hurt me when skiing tougher terrain like moguls and deep snow. Eventually I figured it out, but that's a problem that will have to be resolved before I would send my kids to learn on this.

  55. Shorter videos by jeti · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In case you're interested in river surfing, I found a couple
    of shorter videos of the Eisbach. Looks
    spectacular. I gotta try this.

    PS: I hope I didn't spoil the evening of some sysadmins in
    magdeburg by linking the first movie. ;-)

  56. speed based on radius by Jetson · · Score: 1

    On the disk, the slower skiers would rise up toward the top, from which the down-hill path is toward the center where the track circumference is shorter. OTOH, faster skiers would move down the incline and be forced toward the outside where the surface is moving faster. The motor would turn the disk at a constant rate and provide the customer with a fully graduated range of speeds based on the radius of the skiers track. The geometry would ensure that the skier was always at the best location based on their current speed.

    I would suppose that the best place to get on/off would be at the hub where the surface is moving the slowest. Getting flung off the outside edge or sucked over the top would be issues.

    Unlike the tracks, the disk can have lumps, bumps and possibly jumps. It should also be able to handle quite a few people at once.

  57. it will work, but not the same way by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 1

    I suspect that skiing toward the outside of the disc will simply accelerate the skiier in the same way that a slope would - one could quickly become acclimatized to the feeling, although it would be totally different from a real ski experience.

  58. it would be somewhat bowl-shaped... by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 1

    the shape of a bowl provides a more natural surface to ski on (as opposed to flat disc) and would tend to keep the snow where it belongs.

  59. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now instead of just falling down like an idiot, I can fall down FOREVER.

    - Sisyphus

  60. I remember! by Anonynnous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Didn't Sonny Bono have one of these?

  61. After using this a few times by wrt · · Score: 1

    you should be pretty good at turning left.

    -W

  62. So have it slope up towards the middle? by GlenRaphael · · Score: 4, Insightful
    [due to the "skating force"] Skiers would be drawn toward the middle of the disk and would have to be constantly turning outward to avoid hitting the spindle at the center of the terrain.

    I'm not sure I get the physics involved in this assertion, but it seems like it you could discourage people hitting the spindle by building up the middle of the disk such that you have to ski "uphill" to get to it.

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  63. Being buikt in Australia? by Kones · · Score: 0

    Will it rotate the other direction if they bring it to the northern hemisphere?

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  64. And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And?

  65. something Bugs me about this by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Too bad Chuck Jones just died (see /. story nearby). He could have had a field-day making cartoons based on this wacky gadget.

    Its so dithththpickable!

  66. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So?

  67. +1 to dumbass idea factory by f00zbll · · Score: 1
    Talk about an idea that is practically impossible. It's probably technically possible to build such a stupid thing, but from a practical perspective no one is going to fork over enough money to make this a viable business. People ski on mountains because it's out doors, fresh clean air and all the other things about nature.

    This isn't like an artifical wave machine for surfing. The only thing this perpetual slope is good for is burning VC money.

  68. Straying from customers' interests by silvaran · · Score: 1

    Nice idea, but it won't work. People want variety. I've spent months on multiple-mountain slopes. Unless you're there during peak times, most of the runs are empty. Why do they keep the maintenance costs? People want something new. You want to fill that need, you landscape a new mountain. You can spend an entire day on a single mountain, then ski the next one over the following day. Or you could spend you're entire day going from one mountain to the next, only touching a chairlift a few times during the day.

    Forget the breakdown of these chairlifts. If something mechanical goes wrong, the entire facility is down for however long it takes to repair. I can't see the advantage of the business model in this idea. It appears the farthest it will go from a consumer's perspective is atop someone's desk, plugged into a power outlet with little lego men falling over themselves and getting churned up in the mechanics.

    I do, however, see the advantage for trainers. Less time on the lift means more time on the slopes; if you have the stamina, you could get much more training benefit out of an hour on this contraption than you would at a typical ski resort.

    Although it looks like a snow-covered tilt-a-whirl, but I think I'll save my money and spend time at a real ski resort.

  69. Perpetual motion by Virtex · · Score: 1

    Cool, so someone finally created a perpetual motion machine. And it turned out to be an oversized record player! All I can say is "WOW"!

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  70. NASCAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    NASCAR drivers have not discovered this yet. Evidentally some people don't figure it out.

  71. Not enough time by Fzz · · Score: 1
    30km/h = ~8.3 m/s. The slope is 300m long (lets assume that's the length of half the circumference). If you fall in mid-slope and your ski comes off, you have 18 seconds to pick yourself up, put your ski on, and get skiing again. Not enough time for most people.


    So pretty much every time you fall, you're going to end up at the top of the slope. They have two choices - let you continue through the cold chamber and get snowblasted and groomed, or pick you, your skis, poles, etc, off the slope in some safe way that copes with many people all ending up at the same part of the top in rapid succession.
    Neither option sounds to me like a fun way to learn skiing.


    -Fzz

    1. Re:Not enough time by TeknoHog · · Score: 2
      So pretty much every time you fall, you're going to end up at the top of the slope. They have two choices - let you continue through the cold chamber and get snowblasted and groomed, or pick you, your skis, poles, etc, off the slope in some safe way that copes with many people all ending up at the same part of the top in rapid succession. Neither option sounds to me like a fun way to learn skiing.

      With some people pointing out the boredom of a repeating slope, option #1 has the advantage of dynamically creating moguls and other random surface formations for the enjoyment of variety seeking alpinists.

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  72. Re: disk advantage by Tantrum420 · · Score: 0
    I'm pretty sure anyone who is capable of carving (ie., has at least a couple years experience) wouldn't waste their time on this. It sounds like a tool that would be more successful at teaching beginners who are too afraid to actually start moving on real snow, since this thing could be stopped whenever they want.

    I'm not so sure about that... At least real snow stays still. Did you see the size of this planned slope in the article? 13 stories tall! I'm too lazy to do the math to figure out what the diameter might be assuming about a 20 - 30 degree slope but that's got to be huge. It also looks to be setup like a little mock resort. I really really doubt that this thing would be stopped anytime someone wanted....

    It does bring up another interesting question, though. What happens when someone can't figure out how to stand back up on their skis and it just sweeps them back around to the snow guns?

    T

  73. Oh yeah by quintessent · · Score: 2

    That's a cool idea. Maybe for driving practice, you could take a stretch of road, and wrap it around so the end of the road is connected back to the start, and you'd have a perpetual... uh, wait, never mind.

  74. Japan? by peter303 · · Score: 2

    They seem to like to build high tech gizmos. I recall they built the first fake wave generator for indoor surface and have many artificial ski slopes. They are bit shy about investing in the current economic climate.

  75. Slashdot Interview with Someone Involved.... by notb4dinner · · Score: 1

    I think I may actually know someone involved with the business side of the one being built in the Sydney, Australia. He's also a semi-techi type person sooooo..... Is there anything people would like to know about this? Post below and I'll put the good one's to him.

    1. Re:Slashdot Interview with Someone Involved.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why dont you just point him to this story?

    2. Re:Slashdot Interview with Someone Involved.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pewp

  76. Make it more interesting... by roamer · · Score: 1

    Can't think of a good way to fix the constant left turning problem, but if they could find a way to get a crew or machine to throw in a variety of hills and jumps at the bottom, then take them back off again at the top for reuse, it would make for a heck of a lot more interesting skiing. Then you wouldn't be stuck repeating a neverending loop of the same thing.

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  77. These guys seem to be the worst kind of profiteers by oooga · · Score: 1

    From the ski-trac web site (http://www.ski-trac.com)

    "Global climate warming will do the Ski Trac a great favour. Scientists have recently declared that the future of snow skiing will be indoors!"

    In other words, (mine), "marine life is being irreperably disrupted, coastal cities will soon be navigated by canoe, and everyone will die of melanoma. Whoo-hoo! Indoor skiing!"

    I can't wait.

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  78. Just think of it by boatboy · · Score: 1

    ...as a giant hampster wheel.

  79. They'll never tire of hearing this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Stop the mountain! I want to get off!"

  80. Ha ha ha by John+Harrison · · Score: 2
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think tucking is entirely about aerodynamics.

    Since you have obviously never skied perhaps the following story will be illustrative:

    I was at Alta one day and it was blowing so hard that the only way to get downhill was to get into a tuck. If you stood upright the wind would actually blow you UP the mountain. After two runs they shut down the lifts since the chairs were swinging wildly. I guess I could have simply started at the bottom and skied up the hill with the wind blowing my up and then come back down in a tuck but the ice that had formed on my beard was telling me that I should stay in the lodge.

    p.s. What does sort of "rotational momentum" does a object that is not rotating have?

  81. Wear by hether · · Score: 1

    Would there be wear on particular spots in the hill since it always goes the same way? Would it be bad for a person's body to always be turning the same way? For instance, on a walking track at the local YMCA, every other day the people switch the way they walk around the track. This is supposedly for reasons of wear on the track, plus something about people always walking the same direction and the unequality of how it wears on their bodies - turning on the same foot all the time and stuf I guess.

    I know I'm rambling. Just ignore me unless you have an explanation for me.

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  82. This is by far the dumbest idea ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not only a stupid idea, I think it has the potential to become a saftey hazard. Imagine a huge moving platform the size of a baseball stadium or so, and imagine it spinning around at 30 kph or so. The potential is there for some freak incident where someone gets his leg mashed off, etc. That's probably not going to happen, but it might. Plus, I'm thinking about the issue of practicality as well. I don't think that this is practical at all. This would require massive labor and expierementation to build and test, and if the substance people ski on is real snow, then the maintainance fees would be through the roof. Most of these charges would probably be handedl down to the people who want to use the facility, and it would probably turn out more expensive, and less fun than going to an actual ski resort.

  83. Maglev bobsled by Animats · · Score: 2
    Check out their maglev bobsled proposal. Now that's kind of neat. Probably not cost-effective, but neat.

    Their business plan also points out that global warming increases their potential market. May take a while for that to kick in, though.

    The Anaheim, California Gotcha Glacier project was somewhat similar, minus the big turntable, but financing fell through late last year. Somehow I expect that may happen to this project, especially since the first site is planned for Wales, instead of near some major urban area.

    These guys have bad timing. Three years ago, you could have IPOed something like this. Today, forget it.

  84. What are they going to name it by howman · · Score: 1

    N'sick

    My mom has said she would never tell me I have too much time on my hands ever again...

    I wonder if they will pipe in 'Crazy Train' by Ozzy or 'Slip slidin' away'???

    I'm guessin' the snow grooming machine is going to resemble a giant record player arm that starts at the edge and works i's way in... unless they go high tech and then it will have to be a lazer device that starts at the centre and moves to the edge...
    this brings up another question... will the RIAA nail you for copyright infringement if your skiis make any sound?

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  85. ... and penguin rookery . Tux would love it! by jitterbug · · Score: 1

    This is great, when geeks go skiing they can bring their favorite avian friends. There is a special place for them underneath. Have a look under the disk at the hotel and rookery. I guess that would be the rookery on the right (or would that be it in the center of the picture.)

  86. Re:Natural equivalent (the song) by jeti · · Score: 1

    The song is "Meine Freunde" by "Die Ärzte".
    The text translates to "is this allowed?".

    After the Eisbach got popular and accidents
    cumulated, police tried to drive the surfers
    away. Until is was decided that it is not
    legally possible to disallow the surfing.

  87. Can you imagine... by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine a beowulf clus....what the hell...this is Slashdot right? Since when is anything related to physical activity news for nerds?

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  88. Efficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd doubt that this thing is more efficient than the conventional indoor ski-slope. Plus, the conventional type (with a normal ski-lift or an escalator) would probably be easier to repair if anything breaks down. Moreover, you can turn right without hitting the wall.

  89. Its gonna make... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    helicopter rescues difficult when someone breaks their leg?

    And what happens when it gets stuck?

  90. HOAX!! This machine is actually impossible. by ars · · Score: 1
    I think I'm missing something. Does the whole structure rotate together as one solid thing?


    If so, think about it - you won't actually be moving relative to the ground!!


    The snow will not be moving relative to you (in a horisontal direction). So how are you supposed to turn? Your ski's won't be moving relative to the snow.


    Think about it - if you moved relative to the snow - I don't care what the machine is doing, eventually you will reach the bottom of the slope.


    Don't be fooled by the slope (angle). Look at any individual piece of snow (looking down from the top). It will simply be moving in a big circle. Any rider sitting on the machine will also simply be moving in a circle.


    Because the machine is moving so fast in a circle, the only force you will experience is an outward force, to the edge of the machine, and an upward force (if the machine is moving too fast), or you will slip down the machine to the bottom (if the machine is moving too slow). But in no way will you be skiing perpetually. Either you will be standing still, or moving up or down to the ends of the machine.


    It's not like an escalator - or any of those contraptions described in the posts. In those cases the belt that you are standing on is moving up and coming back at the bottom. So the ground is moving relative to you. It not just going in a big circle.


    If that's what this guy wanted then he would have made the machine in a straight line - but imagine just how many tons of snow the motor would have to move!


    As far as I can tell he wants the whole machine to rotate as one solid unit. When you do that and stand on it - absolutely nothing at all will happen!! If you balanced the speed of the machine exactly to the speed of you falling, you will stay in one spot. But you could sit in a chair for all the difference it would make.


    The only possibiliy I can see is to make a big FLAT disk and spin it. You would get some skiing effect then, but eventually friction will speed you up to the speed of the machine, and you'll be standing still.

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  91. I've always enjoyed standing still by mallok · · Score: 1

    Because when you eXPerience that fantastic "perpetual slope" thing, when you look at the surroundings you'll be standing still relative to them, and keeping you in that gravity pull - friction counteract would be ridiciously easy, and..frankly, quite boring I guess..just hanging with your sticks, feeling the snow move under you, gradually automagically moving towards that mysteriously expensive cafè at the center.

    Being on the mountain, in the slopes, is about fresh air, sun, speed and an ability to control where you go (which we open source geeks sure adore)...all of which the Ski-Trac will lack.

    But I guess it's a day out for the rich kids.
    -skeff

  92. *RALPH!* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After a few days I'd think the surface would be 50% puke from dizzy skiers.

  93. Re: disk advantage by big_hairy_mama · · Score: 1

    Either way, it can't beat the real thing (always wanted to try one of those).

  94. Re:Calm down by Pr0p3r_Tr0ll4g3 · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have the crab juice...