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  1. Re:No Surprise on SCO Postpones Lawsuit, Now Threatening Two · · Score: 2, Funny
    each company they sue can countersue for defamation

    And so? What exactly do they have to loose in the process?

    Thier loose ass, you loser.

    A better answer, I think, would have been "Their pants. So they can prepare to take it up the wazoo from all the pissed off companies they've needlessly sued. Loose does not mean lose."

  2. Re:Key point on NASA Says Mars Once "Drenched With Water" · · Score: 5, Interesting
    We're still working on Earth.

    Actually, according to this Penatgon report we've already finished here...

  3. New Musical Debuting Tomorrow... on SCO Says They'll Sue A Linux User Tomorrow · · Score: 3, Funny
    Starring Darl McBride as Annie, with Bill Gates as Daddy Warbucks...

    The suit'll come out Tomorrow

    Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow

    They will pay!

    Just thinkin' about Tomorrow

    Makes the Linux Zealots,

    Fill with sorrow

    'Casue they'll pay!

    When I'm stuck with a day

    That's gray,

    And lonely,

    I just stick out my chin

    And Grin, And Say,

    Sue!

    The law'll be changed Tomorrow

    So SCOs gotta hang on 'til tomorrow

    That's when they'll pay

    Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

    I'll sue ya Tomorrow!

    You're always A day Away!

  4. Re:Yay! on Lord Of The Rings - Oscars, We Loves Them · · Score: 1
    Maybe someone could make a movie about evolution, now THAT would be fantasy.

    No, that would be theory...

  5. Re:/. sums it up nicely for once on Corbis, DMCA, And John Kerry Photos · · Score: 1
    For sooth! He used a Y instead of an I! LETS FLAY HIM!!

    Don't you mean "...FLAI HIM!!"?

  6. Re:Ha! on Corbis, DMCA, And John Kerry Photos · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The original poster was wrong. They don't get our money in the form of tax breaks, not by a long shot.

    They get our money in expensive, no-bid contracts to rebuild a country that they used our tax dollars to destroy in the first place...

  7. Re:What? on Handtop PC Announced Using Transmeta Processor · · Score: 2, Funny
    How on earth did he plagarize you 6 minutes before you posted the original? Could it be that he posesses a time machine, or just that you're an idiot?

    My money's on "Idiot"

  8. Re:NOOOOO!!! on US Army Scraps Comanche Helicopter · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    " I hate to break it to you, but 'Comanche 4' will no longer be realistic anymore." A single helicopter taking out hundreds of armed military personnel, dozens of tanks, handfulls of other helicopters, jets, submarines, battleships, chemical weapons plants, anti-aircraft vehicles and artillery, missile launchers, and terrorists on snowmobiles on a single tank of gas isn't realistic because some vaporware military project got scrapped?

    It must be realistic. I notice that no where in the above list is there any mention of Weapons of Mass Destruction...

  9. Re:namers on Newly Found Planetoid Possibly Larger than Quaoar · · Score: 1
    For the younger among us:

    Starchild

    For background on current names:

    Names past

    How names for features are selected:

    Categories

    And the best explanation you're likely to get of how planets get their names:

    Cornell University

  10. How about this... on An Ignition Interlock In Every Car? · · Score: 0

    Let's make a drunk driver install this on their car after their second offense. Why punish everyone for the actions of a few?

  11. Re:comes with the territory. on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 1

    You, sir, have obvioulsy never been married. Honestly answer "Do I look fat in this dress?" and you'd better hope you have a comfortable couch.

  12. Favorite GEOS Feature on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 1
    While learning to program in geoAssembler, I discovered that the panic subroutine was:

    PROD- Panic Roll Over and Die

  13. Re:Russell seems a bit dated on Is Open Source Fertile Ground for Foul Play? · · Score: 1
    But he is dead-on correct here. You DO get what you pay for.

    If you just download the latest distro, install it blindly on a bunch of machines and pray, you can expect problems.

    If you have someone review the source, tweak it for your system and vet the code, you pay a bit more but you also get a bit more.

    The difference is you're not paying for the software, but the customization and support. If you get that from a company you trust (IBM? Red Hat? Novell?), how is that any more a risk than buying Windows 2000 out of a box?

  14. Re:11 months! on Russian Rovers on the Moon · · Score: 1

    I believe that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator (whoever that may be) with certain unalienable rights. That among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

  15. Re:$100... on A New Face For Robotics · · Score: 1
    ...the first practical use of f'rubber will be in the sex aid industry. How long before we see Stepford Whores?

    You have obviously never been to Miami. They are all over here now.

  16. Re:not a problem on California Cybercafe Regulation Decision Released · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I have heard this so many times that I have to point out the error of it.

    Even if you're not doing anything wrong, you have to worry about proving that if you are accused of wrongdoing. It will take your time and energy and considerable amounts of money to prove that.

    Even if you are cleared of the charge, you may never recover your reputation. If you are lucky, you end up like Richard Jewell. If you're not lucky, you end up like Fatty Arbuckle.

  17. Re:Microsoft on SCO Lobbying Congress Against Open Code · · Score: 1
    But to tell you the truth, I've heard it. I've heard it a 1000 times on this fucking website, and It didnt make sense the first time I heard it, and it just keeps getting louder and whinier.

    Then... go away.

    Read a book... Get a life... Listen to music... make love... whatever.

    Why in the hell would you voluntarily do shit you don't like?

    Maybe because he's getting paid by Microsoft to patrol /.

    And from the sound of things, he's tired that his BS doesn't work.

  18. RE: SCO Fails to Produce Evidence on SCO Fails to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1

    In related news, night found to be dark and water is still wet...

  19. Re:Bagdad Bob on SCO Expands Licensing Money Chase Worldwide · · Score: 1

    "Bagdad Bob" does indeed remind me a lot of Darl, but Bagdad Bob had a better grasp on reality.

  20. Re:Fighin' words! on SCO Responds to OSDL Legal Aid Announcement · · Score: 1
    "...then they should put their money where their mouth is..."

    If we expexted SCO to do that, there should be a wad of cash sticking out of Darl's butt. That seems to be what they're taliking out of these days...

  21. In other news, Hell freezes over... on OQO Ultra-Portable Impresses At CES · · Score: 3, Funny

    One of these actually made it to Real Life? And Doom3 is in pre-order? My God, can DukeNuk'm Forever be far behind?

  22. Re:More Info on The Billion-Dollar Telescope · · Score: 1
    How is this informative? The legitimate link is to the parent site of the article and the second link is a goatse. Even the name of the telescope is wrong; the optical one is the Owl Project; the radio telescope is called Effelsberg, which also happens to be the name of the town it is near.

    Moderators, make it a New Year's Resolution to RTFA BEFORE moderating.

  23. Re:Totally Unnecessary on Australia To Use GM To Control Carp · · Score: 1

    I'm married... you can't tell me that those with wives shag every other night. Maybe every second or third year...

  24. Re:Good Idea... on PDA Speech Translator · · Score: 1
    While Spanish is always good to know, in college German or Russian was a requirement for an engineering degree.

    Besides, my mom was from Germany, so I had someone to practice with built-in.

    If I had a choice, though, and I had the options of your son, I would take German but keep up with my Spanish. Maybe watch Spanish language satellite television channels (aside from the practice, the chicas are hot!)

  25. Good Idea... on PDA Speech Translator · · Score: 5, Funny
    > I could see this as a boon to the tourist who travels to places where English speakers are uncommon.

    Yeah, I could really use one of these when I go from Fort Lauderdale to Miami...