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Lord Of The Rings - Oscars, We Loves Them

Suhas writes "The New Zealand Herald and many others such as Yahoo/AP are reporting that Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King has swept the Oscars by winning in all the 11 categories it was nominated in. Good to see Peter Jackson finally got the Best Director award! The official Oscar site has a full list of the winners."

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  1. And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    to rule them all!

    1. Re:And one naked gold man by Dead_Nazguhl · · Score: 1

      I yelled my butt off when I saw LotR win Best Picture. Man, that was so freakin' awesome. It was like winning an award at Nationals in Science Olympiad all over again! lol It's about freakin' time a Fantasy genre title won an award like that. If any picture deserved to be the first, it was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

    2. Re:And one naked gold man by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

      I yelled my butt off when I saw LotR win Best Picture.

      I'm so happy I'm not you.

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    3. Re:And one naked gold man by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny
      And one naked gold man . . .

      Thank you for that image that I now have to burn out of my mind, you insensitive clod!

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    4. Re:And one naked gold man by kommakazi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, so why did you yell again? It wasn't you getting the award...

    5. Re:And one naked gold man by Cecil · · Score: 5, Informative

      What's amazing is that no other film has won 11 oscars ever.

      Untrue. Both "Titanic" and "Ben-Hur" achieved this. Neither of them managed to win in all the categories they were nominated in, though. (Which actually suggests they may have been "better" since they were nominated in 12 or more categories)

      Anyway, nice try, but you lose.

    6. Re:And one naked gold man by madpierre · · Score: 0

      Yeah. At least with the pr0n oscars batteries are included.

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    7. Re:And one naked gold man by Dead_Nazguhl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's...Lord of the Rings... -waves hands as if the answer is obvious- -pauses- Ok, I LOVE this movie, and I don't think the last two got enough credit. First off, now RotK is in the same hall of fame as the likes of Ben-Hur and it's the first Fantasy film to achieve the honor of best picture in the Academy Awards. I was really happy for Peter Jackson and the rest of the creative staff behind the project because I felt they sorely deserved it. And I chose to express this happiness by yelling. So? What's the big deal?

    8. Re:And one naked gold man by buffalo_g · · Score: 1

      I can't watch this film. Way serious for me.

    9. Re:And one naked gold man by Dead_Nazguhl · · Score: 1

      Sheesh. Fine. Outta here. This place doesn't really scream 'open'.

    10. Re:And one naked gold man by bugbread · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, so why did you yell again? It wasn't you getting the award...

      Because it's human nature to enjoy being validated, even if it's just a validation of your tastes. Just as children enjoy being told that their drawings are good, adults enjoy having some aspect of their personality praised, whether it's their sense of humor or their taste in movies.

      Just to be clear, I haven't even seen ROTK (not out on DVD where I live); I'm speaking generally.

    11. Re:And one naked gold man by sydb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, you need to take flames with a pinch of salt. This place is open, but that means it's open to trolls as well as hobbits. The hobbits just need to learn how to deal with the trolls.

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    12. Re:And one naked gold man by lewp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Or, to put it more simply, "Don't be a little bitch."

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    13. Re:And one naked gold man by tom+taylor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you beat your fists against your chest?

    14. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It seems that he yelled his ring off.

    15. Re:And one naked gold man by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, he'll do that in a few years if Jackson wins for King Kong...

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    16. Re:And one naked gold man by macrom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a shame that the third film didn't get a nomination for cinematography (neither did TTT, but FOTR won for it). Same goes for one of the actor awards. I find it very hard to believe that of all three films, none of the Fellowship nor Saruman nor any of the other characters deserved a nod. Had any single one of those 3 categories had a LotR nomination, I think we would have seen a higher Oscar count.

    17. Re:And one naked gold man by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so why did you yell again? It wasn't you getting the award...

      And it wasn't other people scoring the goal/touchdown/basket, winning the race, etc. Perhaps this is his equivalent of a sports team?

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    18. Re:And one naked gold man by plover · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I think it's fairly telling that the movie won so big without any of the "best actor / actress / supporting actor / actress" nominations. To me, it says "an A-list lead actor is not required to make an entertaining film."

      I personally think it's great news for everyone (except the big name actors.) Star-appeal is not important to me -- story-appeal is. As long as the actors portraying the story are competent (and so many actors are these days,) it always takes a well-written story to successfully entertain us. Sure, a new breakthrough in special effects will draw us, but that's fleeting (witness "The Matrix" vs. "The Sequel").

      I'm obviously ignoring the obvious sex appeal that some actors and actresses bring to the screen here, but that, too, is fleeting. And again there is always a fresh crop of appealing 20-somethings poised to grab the brass ring if it ever swings their way.

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    19. Re:And one naked gold man by FatalTourist · · Score: 4, Funny

      And you yelled at last years oscars too.

      Next year we're gonna take best picture. And we're gonna take best costumes, and we're gonna take best makeup, and we're gonna take best special effects, and best editing and-- YERRAAAAARRRRGGH!

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    20. Re:And one naked gold man by Gr8Apes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I too find it amazing that the third RotK did not get nominated for cinematography.

      As for the actor nominations, that does not surprise me all that much. You have a sweeping epic story with a humongous cast. Just, exactly, which character carries the story? None. They're really almost all supporting actors, and each one has a smaller part of the whole. (with the exception of Frodo, who it could be argued resembles a lead character, at least in relation to Sam...). Or, I suppose, you could argue there are something like 12 lead actors/actresses. Either way, I don't see how you could select just one when all were so good.

      The only thing that bugs me is that it didn't beat out Titanic in total wins or noms. While I liked Titanic (I'll admit it, I thought it very well done) I believe that movie pales significantly compared to the incredible trilogy Peter Jackson produced. (Actually, most do). And something should be said about Ben-Hur's achievement here as well, it won at a time when there were significantly fewer categories, which is something that should not be forgotten.

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    21. Re:And one naked gold man by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I cheered last time "my" hockey team won a playoff game.

      And surely this is an even bigger night for Jackson, who's been working on these films for 5+ years of his life and has yet to receive any industry accolades, than it is for the 'Leafs,' who get a title shot pretty much year.

      Why not cheer?

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    22. Re:And one naked gold man by xao+gypsie · · Score: 1

      i suggest you start drinking heavily.....

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    23. Re:And one naked gold man by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Because it's human nature to enjoy being validated, even if it's just a validation of your tastes.

      Did you yell when you modded up?

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    24. Re:And one naked gold man by darkgreen · · Score: 1

      Um, how about not reading the post you're replying to, or making sure the posts you're comparing actually /are/ the same author?

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    25. Re:And one naked gold man by darc · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the other hand... best line of the night, from the acceptance speech for the "FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
      THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS":

      "We're so glad that Lord of the Rings doesn't qualify for this category."

      Although if you think about it, there was elvish in it...

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    26. Re:And one naked gold man by Monkey+Angst · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It's a shame that the third film didn't get a nomination for cinematography (neither did TTT, but FOTR won for it).

      My suspicion is that after FOTR's win, the cinematographers in the Academy got the Extended DVD of FOTR, which showed how digital grading was used on pretty much every scene. "That's not real cinematography!" they cried, and shut out the subsequent two films.

      Just a theory...

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    27. Re:And one naked gold man by DWIM · · Score: 1

      The Academy Awards Best Actor award is not reserved for A-list actors. It is usually given for excellence in acting (imagine that!). It's a subjective call, of course, but I don't think any actor in ROTK did better than the nominees for the actual award this year. Sorry. But, note, that doesn't mean the acting in ROTK wasn't very good. Just that there were examples of even better acting to be found elsehwere.

    28. Re:And one naked gold man by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And surely this is an even bigger night for Jackson, who's been working on these films for 5+ years of his life and has yet to receive any industry accolades, than it is for the 'Leafs,' who get a title shot pretty much year.

      Yeah...pretty much every year, except when the Devils decide to play. Though you did say 'shot,' and not 'realistic shot.'

      I don't think the Devils are gonna have much of a run in the next month--not the kind of run they usually end on to indicate a good post-season. So are your Leafs up to taking care of those stinkers from Ottowa?

      Anyway, to get back on topic, I think the two--Academy Awards and Stanley Cup--are more alike than different.

      It's gonna happen every year. Even if there aren't any outstanding performances or every team sucks, someone's going to get a trophy at the end. And although the award is given for a particular year, there's usually many, many years of work that went into getting to that point, and usually many, many more people behind the scenes that made it possible for a few to skate around onstage holding up a naked gold man.

    29. Re:And one naked gold man by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I used to think so too until Jack Nicholson won an Oscar for "A few good men". He is a good actor but I thought that for the little amount he was on the screen, it wasn't enough to justify the award.
      My opinion of course.

    30. Re:And one naked gold man by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Because it's human nature to enjoy being validated, even if it's just a validation of your tastes. Just as children enjoy being told that their drawings are good, adults enjoy having some aspect of their personality praised, whether it's their sense of humor or their taste in movies.

      Sure, but yelling at a TV set, or applauding (which seems to happen a bit in theaters) seems self-congratulatory.

      Just to be clear, I haven't even seen ROTK (not out on DVD where I live); I'm speaking generally.

      I don't watch the "Oscars" as with the Grammys and a few other award shows, I feel they're pretty phoney. It's Hollywood's big chance to toot its horn, but I see enough movies to realize some of the best don't stand a snowball's chance in hell against the much promoted favorites. It's rather like going to the track where half the horses are ballyhooed no end, while the other horses gates are locked just to be sure there's no surprises.

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    31. Re:And one naked gold man by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I yelled my butt off when I saw LotR win Best Picture.

      Am I the only one who is sick and tired of the standard "blockbuster" films getting Best Picture while more unique, original (and lower-budget) films get shafted year after year?

      Why does LOTR deserve best picture over Master and Commander, Lost in Translation, or dare I say (even though it wasn't nominated) The Last Samurai? Because it had a bigger budget and was hyped more?

      I stopped watching or caring about the academy awards when Gladiator (the hyped big-budget movie of 2000) beat Crouching Tiger and Chocolat for best picture. Either of those movies deserved best picture ten times more then Gladiator.

      Let the big budget films have best actor/actress if they actually earned it (Crowe did in Gladiator). But it seems like they are automatically destined to get Best Picture -- which annoys the hell out of me. Though I realize I'm in the minority and probably begging to get modded flamebait by speaking out against LOTR on /.

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    32. Re:And one naked gold man by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I feel they're pretty phoney. It's Hollywood's big chance to toot its horn, but I see enough movies to realize some of the best don't stand a snowball's chance in hell against the much promoted favorites

      Thank you for saying what I attempted to say. Glad I'm not alone. They might as well just give the awards to the most-hyped, most-expensive, biggest budget film that comes out that year. Why bother with pretending that it's going to be any other way?

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    33. Re:And one naked gold man by M_Cheevy · · Score: 1

      John, I do have to agree it's good to see a movie rewarded for content over fluff. However, that the best actor/ess awards are not limited to "A-List" actors as this year's nomination for Best Actress shows -- Keisha Castle-Hughes (another Kiwi -- keep your eyes on NZ). I, personally, was very disappointed she did not win, for her performance in Whale Rider was spectacular especially considering she's only 13! (This is another one to watch, I think we'll see great things from this girl).

    34. Re:And one naked gold man by jskiff · · Score: 1

      I stopped watching or caring about the academy awards when Gladiator (the hyped big-budget movie of 2000) beat Crouching Tiger and Chocolat for best picture.

      I know the feeling. I stopped watching when "Sheakspeare in Love" beat "Saving Private Ryan." Frickin' Miramax and Weinstein...

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    35. Re:And one naked gold man by K8Fan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's a shame that the third film didn't get a nomination for cinematography (neither did TTT, but FOTR won for it).

      It's the nature of the nomination process for cinematography. As all three films were shot at the same time, they were considered one film, and the award for "The Fellowship of the Ring" was for the entire project. It doesn't appear that fair at first glance, but them's the breaks.

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    36. Re:And one naked gold man by Derkec · · Score: 1

      Look at the nominees for best actor and actress as well as the supporting roles. Sure there were quite a few "A" list people there, but there were those who just aren't. Looking at the women, we saw a nominee for a 13 year old's first film, an Iranian actress etc. Even Theron was the kind of actress who would hdardly be considered for a nomination until she put forth a great performance this year.

      In LOTR you had a collection of very good actors. Some of which were not A list but hovered in the next level. However, there were too many of them who each had too few lines to really stand apart from the others and get an award. The characters they played also tended to be a little more one dimensional than in the books or what the Academy would like to see. That said, the over-all level of acting in the films was quite good. This was recognized by the Screen Actors Guild who gave the film the award for best ensemble acting and nominated it for the same award last year.

      Yes, the Academy does give some awards to 'A' list people who had strong but not awesome performance. I think your Jack example as well as this year's award to Renee Zellweger show this - perhaps even the Sean Penn one. If you're nominated and passed over enough times, the Academy sometimes rewards a strong performance with an award to recognize the last several very good performances. To some extent, that's why LOTR won everything this time around and not last. It's not that ROTK was that much better than TT, but that the whole epic was so deserving.

    37. Re:And one naked gold man by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll bet that bit kills at open mic night at the coffee house. Do you use it in between your "is that your final answer" material and the closing "you are the weakest link, goodbye" bit.

      -B

    38. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Shakespeare in Love was certainly more hyped than Saving Private Ryan...

    39. Re:And one naked gold man by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      Billy Crystal had one that might top it:
      (paraphrased because I don't remember the exact wording)
      "Ok, there is officially no one left in New Zealand to thank."

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    40. Re:And one naked gold man by plover · · Score: 1
      I guess I wasn't trying to imply that only A-list actors win Oscars or that only they should be considered. I guess I was trying to say that for a movie to be "good" (in my subjective opinion) the finished product has to stand on its own merits. Whether Tom Cruise or Nobody Uknow plays the lead should be immaterial. Almost conversely, if a movie requires a Tom Cruise-type to pull it off then it's probably pretty weak in other ways.

      I understand that the Academy doesn't knee-jerk nominate only their own A-Listers, and I'm glad to see it. My point was more along the lines of it won't matter to me if you spend $500,000 on a nobody or $10 million on a Winona Ryder -- as long as the story is compelling and the actors are believable. Return of the King demonstrated that point. I agree that none of the performances in RotK were "outstanding" because I think an outstanding performance would have been out of place for any of the hobbits. (How do you outstandingly portray "more pathetic," anyway? :-) Perhaps an actor more full of himself (*cough* Sean Connery *cough*) could have been chosen to portray one of the brash kings, or Saruman (although I'm not picking on Christopher Lee here.)

      Even so, the whole concept of Lead or Supporting actor is tough to nail down with a movie this large -- while Frodo was certainly the protagonist, he was only half of the story. For example, how do you relegate Ian McKellan's performance to supporting actor?

      Anyway, the story didn't need big names to carry it to the box office -- the story itself was the big name. And I was glad to see it receive the honors it deserved (even though I shorted it in the office pool. :-( I mean really, how often do movies sweep the Oscars anymore?)

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    41. Re:And one naked gold man by SquareOfS · · Score: 1

      Actually, Ian McKellen was nominated for FotR for Best Supporting Actor. Didn't win, though.

    42. Re:And one naked gold man by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why does LOTR deserve best picture over Master and Commander

      Because Master and Commander, though an enjoyable movie, was pretty much the same movie as ST2: The Wrath of Khan. Good, but placed against LOTR it didn't stand a chance.

    43. Re:And one naked gold man by kundor · · Score: 1

      I agree that The Last Samurai (Or Pirates of the Caribbean) deserved best picture more than RotK...RotK really wasn't that good, it dragged on too much. (Don't get me wrong, it was a great movie, but not as good as Fellowship.)

    44. Re:And one naked gold man by Wraithlyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Am I the only one sick of every single year listening to cynics like you announce how worthless the Oscars are because THEIR personal favourites don't win?

      "Why does LOTR deserve best picture over Master and Commander, Lost in Translation, or dare I say (even though it wasn't nominated) The Last Samurai? Because it had a bigger budget and was hyped more?"

      Jackson and co. deserves their accolades. The entire trilogy is one of the most breathtaking and painstakingly crafted achievements in cinematic history, and deserves some recognition for the monumental scope, art, dedication, blood sweat and tears and LOVE that went into making these films. Quite frankly it infuriates me to listen to people like you suggest it's only because of the budget or hype that these movies won. Thousands of incredibly talented people from all over the world came together and poured their heart and souls into this thing for FIVE YEARS, the end result is awesome (4 years ago everyone said LotR COULD NOT be adapted to the screen, period), and it deserves some respect.

      There, I answered your question. Now why don't you answer it yourself? (Instead of just saying "X was better") What exactly does Master & Commander, Lost in Translation, and Last Samurai have that proves superior "artistic merit"?

      Mega-hyped massive-budget blockbusters do NOT win every year. Is that what you would call "A Beautiful Mind"? Or how about "American Beauty"? What about "Driving Miss Daisy" and "Rainman"?

      In my opinion, Gladiator WAS a better movie than Chocolat. It wasn't better than Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, but that was a foreign language film, and it won in its appropriate category.

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    45. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

    46. Re:And one naked gold man by WorkEmail · · Score: 1
      I know this is brave and bold ot say, and I may get beaten to death with a pillow case full of river rocks for saying it, but...I don't like the LOTR movies or books.

      I am no LOTR guru or anything, and my suggestions, if I could change things about the book/movies and or storyline would be.....

      If Aragorn and the elf lady are so in love, and everything between them is so magical, then how come in the film at the end he seems as though he has almst forgotten about her until he sees her.

      And Frodo and Sam need to just get it out of the way and make out already. So much sexual tension there is is crazy. At the theater I saw ROTK in, when they were laying on the mountain side talking all emotionally, some guy in my theater yelled out "OOHH GOD JUST KISS HIM ALREADY!!!!!" And everyone laughed. And at the end when they are all frolicing in bed in the morning sunlight while more and more men walk into the room to watch and smile....I don't know, call me an idiot and say I don't understand the books or movies, but I don't like them. And I also don't like that everything worked out...NONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIES!!!!! My ideal set up would have been golem and frodo fighting and both falling into the lava, sam getting consumed by the mountain and all of the others dying in battle at the mountain base. Would have seemed kind of dark, but also happy that the ring was destroyed. I think frodo should have had to die for it.

    47. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seven years, jackass.

    48. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Sean Astin should have gotten a nod for supporting actor. Didn't Sir Ian get nominated for Fellowship? He shoulda won that, he didn't play Gandalf, he was Gandalf.

    49. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have!!

    50. Re:And one naked gold man by GerritHoll · · Score: 2, Funny
      Because it's human nature to enjoy being validated, even if it's just a validation of your tastes. Just as children enjoy being told that their drawings are good, adults enjoy having some aspect of their personality praised, whether it's their sense of humor or their taste in movies.

      FYI: parents lie to make their children happy ;-)

    51. Re:And one naked gold man by Bun · · Score: 1

      "I yelled my butt off when I saw LotR win Best Picture. Man, that was so freakin' awesome. It was like winning an award at Nationals in Science Olympiad all over again!..."

      Too bad this can't be moderated [-1] for "Pointlessly inserting an irrelevant Glory Days triumph into a post."

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    52. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally i wanted Gollum for best supporting actor in TTT.

    53. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Master and Commander totally sucked... they tried to follow the Gladiator formula of "Russel Crowe as the leader of group of men fighting with (semi)-ancient weapons" and it didn't work. Haven't seen Lost in Translation, and while The Last Samurai was not bad LOTR really won for being outstanding all THREE years. They just didn't get voted best movie, etc. until the end because that doesn't leave the Academy looking bad if they vote FoTR for Best Picture/Director and latter movies are better but don't win.

    54. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people scream and yell for their chosen sports team?

    55. Re:And one naked gold man by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine what a Beowulf cluster of naked gold men could do?

      (Uh... on second thought, please don't.)

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    56. Re:And one naked gold man by bugbread · · Score: 1

      Yahoo!!!

    57. Re:And one naked gold man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      LOVE that went into making these films
      You call raping a great story love? Did you read the book? Have you read the appendices? Tolkien put an incredible ammount of thought and detail in his story. Then some idiot rapes the story and gets awards for that. I'm not referring to details, or the parts of the story that where let out. I'm pissed of by the big changes in the story, like the undead that never fought the battle in Minas Thirid (they where released from their oath after they captured the dark fleet), the elves that would never have helped out at Helms Deep and the Ents and ... If rape is love for you, you're sick :P
    58. Re:And one naked gold man by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      Or find himself some South Farthing pipeweed...

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    59. Re:And one naked gold man by argel · · Score: 1

      How about Sean Bean (Boromir) for Best Supporting Actor in FoTR???

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    60. Re:And one naked gold man by Bob+C.+Cock · · Score: 1

      There, I answered your question. Now why don't you answer it yourself? (Instead of just saying "X was better") What exactly does Master & Commander, Lost in Translation, and Last Samurai have that proves superior "artistic merit"?

      Having seen both Lost in Translation and RotK I think that Lost in Translation was the better film and deserved the award more than RotK. Lost in Translation was about two people who were isolated by being foreigners. No matter how welcome the locals made them feel, at the end of the day the protagonists would wind up at the bar lonely. Having been to Japan I could relate to how the characters felt. You may be welcomed with open arms in Japan, but to the Japanese you're still a gaijin.

      RotK deserved a lot of the awards it received, but not best picture.

  2. Yay! by EvilJohn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    About Friggin' Time.

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    1. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I feel a great disturbance in the force...as if thousands of fantasy geeks suddenly cried out...

      Great job, PJ & Crew!

      Ryan

    2. Re:Yay! by hype7 · · Score: 1
      About Friggin' Time.


      I was sitting in a computer lab at uni, and refreshed imdb.com which had a live update on the front page. LoTR came up for best picture and I yelled "YEAAAHHHH!!".

      Everyone looked at me like I was nuts.

      Hmm, maybe I am.

      Anyway, I think getting the Oscar will be a genre-buster... hopefully we'll see a lot more good fantasy/odyssey movies. Anyone up for a David Eddings conversion?

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    3. Re:Yay! by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Lets go for something a little less kiddie than Eddings. If a director could get the main character right, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever by Donaldson would be good. Although I'll be happy with damn near anything that doesn't go the Xena/Hercules route.

      Hmmm. Hard to think of too many. Many fantasy series are so long its not doable in a single movie, and I don't see too many more multi-parts in the near future.

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    4. Re:Yay! by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd like to see some of the Baen fantasy works adapted. The Bahzell books by David Weber, the SERRAted Edge urban fantasy series by Mercedes Lackey, the Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon.

      (Incidentally, all five thus far of the Baen bound-in freebie CDs' ISOs--the ones with explicit permission to copy and share noncommercially--are now being distributed via BitTorrent at oberon.zlynx.org: that's one each from David Weber, David Drake, and Mercedes Lackey, and two from John Ringo. Get 'em while they're well-seeded and don't forget to stay connected until you've uploaded at least as much as you downloaded!)

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    5. Re:Yay! by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 5, Funny
      ... hopefully we'll see a lot more good fantasy/odyssey movies.

      There's a new Mel Gibson movie everyone's talking about (does mythology count?).

    6. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ......must......resist......troll.....

    7. Re:Yay! by tankdilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One person has got to be pissed by this: Christopher Lee (Saruman).

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    8. Re:Yay! by NiceGeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      >But that's not fantasy, that's FACT.
      Aw...c'mon mods this deserves a +1 funny

    9. Re:Yay! by Daetrin · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Lets go for something a little less kiddie than Eddings. If a director could get the main character right, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever by Donaldson would be good. Although I'll be happy with damn near anything that doesn't go the Xena/Hercules route.

      Well i'd be happy with anything that wasn't The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant. I managed to drag myself all the way through the first trilogy and definitely wasn't impressed, but i gave up half-way through the first book of the second trilogy when it became aparent that it was going to be as lackluster as the first trilogy. Covenant was too whiney and annoying to be a good hero, and too pathetic to be a good anti-hero. Of course the fact that the first thing he does is rape a girl because he can't restrain his "manly urges" didn't really endear him to me.

      Mirror of Her Dreams on the other hand was very good, wouldn't mind seeing a movie of that one, although there are other books i would nominate first.

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    10. Re:Yay! by bcjanes · · Score: 1

      Absolutely I'd be up for a David Eddings movie. Great stuff. IMHO he's one of contemporary fantasy's premier authors.

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    11. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OOohh too right ! Willem Dafoe would be brilliant as the white-gold wielder too !!

    12. Re:Yay! by JolieBlanc · · Score: 1

      Mirror of Her Dreams would make an excellent movie, actually. It's just about as complicated as you want it to be, it has plenty of great visual hooks, and the characterizations would be simple enough to adapt into portrayable film versions. Hmm. Wonder if anyone's got the rights to it.

    13. Re:Yay! by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      THe entire point was you weren't supposed to like him. You went through the entire series deciding wether you should cheer him on, or hate him for being a rapist. The fact he never forgave himself for it only adds to that.

      Of course, thats why it would take a director and actor capable of getting that character right. Unable to decide wether to love or hate him.

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    14. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course the fact that the first thing he does is rape a girl because he can't restrain his "manly urges" didn't really endear him to me.

      Hardly the first thing - that happened nearly halfway through the book. I didn't even make it that far before giving up on the whiny twit.

    15. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, just because it was half-way through the book doesn't mean it wasn't the first interesting thing to happen...

    16. Re:Yay! by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Eddings' second series, The Elenium, wasn't too bad. I agree the Belgariad is a bit too kiddy.

      As for other movies, The Wheel of Time would be good for a series - they could probably combine the last 5 books or so into a single 2 hour movie and not lose much though.

      Feist's Magician would be good, I think. Maybe a bit too long for a single movie. I'd love a movie adaption of Weis and Hickman's The Darksword Trilogy as well - I think they hit their peak with that series; they managed to get their plot sorted out a bit better than Dragonlance, while maintaining their skill with characters.

      Of course, my dearest, deepest love would be for a cinematic rendering of some of the Watch books, by Terry Pratchett. I'd nominate Guards! Guards!, Feet Of Clay and Night Watch to make a super trilogy. Unfortunately, I don't think Hollywood's ready for a comic fantasy satire yet.

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    17. Re:Yay! by beowulfcluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Wheel of Time would be better as a 'daytime drama' tv series. It has that soap opera kind of flow to it. Things drag on and on and on and on and ON without much new stuff really happening. I stopped after book six when it felt I'd been reading the same book over again since book two.

    18. Re:Yay! by cap'n+foolsy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      why would he be pissed? i'm sure he's mature enough to realize that his part wasn't really necessary in the third film, and anyone with common sense knows that these awards are really being given to LOTR for the trilogy as a whole.

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    19. Re:Yay! by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I think an adaption of some of the oldest book we have might be interesting, Like Homeros' Illias and Odyssee. Those are stories that are still compelling after 3500 years.

      Adriaan Renting.

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    20. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many Eddings characters does it to change a lightbulb?

      Nine, but they must undergo a 9000 mile journey and the lightbulb has got to be blue

    21. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Covenant was too whiney and annoying to be a good hero

      That's because Thomas was set to be the anti-hero.

    22. Re:Yay! by Operating+Thetan · · Score: 1

      Guards Guards has been done as an animated film. Personally, I'd want to see Robin Hobbs' Farseer Trilogy as a series of films

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    23. Re:Yay! by Tiram · · Score: 1

      First book of the Earthsea series by Ursula K. LeGuin could make a good movie.

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    24. Re:Yay! by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1
      Maybe someone could make a movie about evolution, now THAT would be fantasy.

      No, that would be theory...

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    25. Re:Yay! by mr+breakfast · · Score: 1

      Not everyone will want to, or be able to, build the epic trilogy like PJ did. If I was looking for an author to convert to film I would perhaps go for David Gemmell- he is far from my favourite author, but his stories and characters are broadly drawn and very cinematic already and he knows how to tell a story in a single novel, which is quite a valuable skill among fantasy novellists. I can imagine Legend, for example, making a great movie.

    26. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you read the rest of his comment, he states why he doesn't make a good anti-hero also.

    27. Re:Yay! by zedenne · · Score: 1

      thomas covenant would be interesting, but i think the gap series would be way better.

      it has that epic element required for expensive trilogies.

    28. Re:Yay! by Zardoz44 · · Score: 1
      The Odyssey

      It wasn't exceptional, but it was perfectly cromulent for a made-for-tv movie. This ties into this discussion as well because Christopher Lee is in it.

      Cheers.

    29. Re:Yay! by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

      For the next "speculative fiction" film, how about Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"? I think it couldn't be that difficult to find a few libertarian-leaning Hollywood types to back the film. It offers a few chances at really neat special effects shots, plenty of interesting roles... Manny, Prof, Wyoh, etc. And, judging by the ratio of men-to-women at the end of the Oscars last night (many-to-few), the ratio of men-to-women on Heinlein's vision of the moon seems about right.

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    30. Re:Yay! by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

      I'll be damned. Looks like Hollywood is already working on it. Tim Minear, writer for Firefly, Angel, and the X-Files, is developing the script. Let the debates about whom should be cast as whom begin.

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    31. Re:Yay! by plover · · Score: 1
      After the rape and the incessant whining about "poor, pitifiul, leprous me" and the frequent jarring reminders of "it was all just a dream, Auntie Em", I really stopped caring about him, and I believe I quit reading about halfway through the third book. (It's been a while, I read the series in the early '80s.) I know I won't pick that series up again.

      The reason I kept reading was I was thinking to myself "he's got to improve; or he's got to get worse." But he didn't -- he was the same throughout, and I came to the conclusion that he wasn't worth my attention. There was no redemption, no venegance. Nothing. The author certainly achieved a character that was not likeable, but he failed to balance him with any understandable motivations. I was really hoping the character would just sit down at some point and say "I give up. Screw this stupid ficticious world. Kill me, get it over with." He didn't even do that right.

      I think it'd make a really lousy movie.

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    32. Re:Yay! by Datafage · · Score: 1

      Except for all the historical "facts" he manufactured which we have direct evidence to the contrary for.

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    33. Re:Yay! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Phillip Pullman's Dark Materials trilogy would be cool.

      I also wouldn't mind seeing Ringworld or Footfall as a film.

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    34. Re:Yay! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      There's this movie and this one too.

      They are about the war in Troy but but are just a loose adaption of the plot of the Illiad. Don't know how one would go about adapting the poem itself to the screen. Which translation would you use? I prefer Fitzgerald's translation

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    35. Re:Yay! by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
      Covenant was too whiney and annoying to be a good hero, and too pathetic to be a good anti-hero.

      I actually found Covenant more interesting before he passed into his "delusion". While his unbelief in his own "delusion" was a good plot mechanism at first (he "knew" it was a delusion because his leprosy was no longer part of his life), it soon began to wear on the reader. His "dependency" on his disease made his psychological make-up that much more complex. However, his continued passivity could truly be frustrating. Despite Covenant's excessive whininess, Donaldson deserves the credit for reintroducing complex characters back into fantasy.

      I've long found the genre of anti-hero fiction to be fascinating. The characters' personalities tend to be more real than your standard protagonist; like non-fiction characters based on the real world. I'll make a recommendation here. If you haven't read this, you haven't met the most interesting anti-hero.

      = 9J =

    36. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such as...?

    37. Re:Yay! by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
      If a director could get the main character right, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever by Donaldson would be good.

      I'm with you, despite all the naysayers; I think this would be great, partly because it would be so difficult. Also, it might be a little weird to say this, but I think the "main character" in the book is The Land. The different kinds of creatures have a lot of personality, too (e.g., the Waynhim (sp?)). I agree that getting Covenant right would be difficult, but more so the giant. I fear that he and some of the other characters would come of as annoyingly smug in their dedication to the land. But the Bloodguard would just rock.

      OK, I'll stop now. I just think this is a highly underrated book; people fixate on the main character and find him wanting, while Donaldson's real achievement is the creation of a rich, multi-textured world which has its own life. I think that's exactly what the book is trying to show us: a character who is so shut up within himself that he has become literally insensitive (or "leprous") with regard to the world of beauty and courage outside him. The contrast is what makes the story compelling, which you won't see if you're expecting a hero.

      What was I saying about stopping now?

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    38. Re:Yay! by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I thought that the watch books were some of the more serious books in that series. I do think they could easily make good movies - but probably in a more animated/kids sense. Otherwise you would need to go as all out as LotR to do the special effects. Of course this is true for all fantasy really.

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    39. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. And they need at least one God/Goddess on the team.

      And a King (a Prince in a pinch).

      And a Thief.

      Bare minimum.

    40. Re:Yay! by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      THe entire point was you weren't supposed to like him. You went through the entire series deciding wether you should cheer him on, or hate him for being a rapist. The fact he never forgave himself for it only adds to that.

      The problem was that i got the not liking him part just fine, but it was never even a question of whether to cheer him on or hate him, i just hated him. I wanted him to stop whining and being pathetic for awhile, and then i just kind of wanted him to die and get it over with.

      In my mind whatever redeeming qualities he had were ovewhelmed by all his negative ones. There wasn't enough to like, and he was too pathetic to make hating him interesting.

      As far as i can remember about the books ten years after the fact, his biggest problem was his pasivity. He didn't really do much, he just stumbled through the world. His most decisive action (with the possible exception of the ending, which i don't remember too well since i'd lost interest by that point) was the one which i hated him the most for.

      I was also annoyed by the implication that guys have these urges, you know? And if they can't resist those urges and go and rape someone, well, it's not right, but it's understandable. Boys will be boys you know? And didn't she end up deciding she loved him later or something like that? *gag*

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    41. Re:Yay! by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      I don't think i've read much by Jack Vance, but i've read read pleanty of books with complex characters, and some of them were well before Donaldson's time. Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber, Herbert's Dune, George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series, Robin Hobb's Liveship Traders series, and i'm sure i could think of more if i went and looked through my bookshelves.

      If there are examples of complex characters before and afterwards, i'm not sure if Donaldson deserves credit for anything.

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    42. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that one was pretty good. What I thought would make a good movie series is his Gap series. Yeah, some of the villains were pretty despicable, arguably more than Covenant, but what a powerful / intense story! Who's the guy who played the big bad guy in charge of Mars in Total Recall? That's who I kept imagining as the guy in charge in this series (don't remember the character's name, it's been awhile).

    43. Re:Yay! by .killedkenny · · Score: 1
      Hmmm. Hard to think of too many. Many fantasy series are so long its not doable in a single movie, and I don't see too many more multi-parts in the near future.

      How about Silverlock by John Myers Myers? That story would provide a wealth of classic roles, and might make for a hilariously good movie!

    44. Re:Yay! by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Amusingly enough, I found Darksword to be their worst series- I liked Dragonlance much better. Or course, their best was the Death Gate Cycle.

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    45. Re:Yay! by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
      All the books you've mentioned deserve special places in fiction as they've each contributed something to raise the bar, or have taken the general course another direction.

      Having said that, Zelazny's protagonist in the Amber series was easily interchangeable with any of the other heroes in his other novels. The most complex character in the Amber series wasn't the hero, it was the hero's brother Random. The second most was their father, and that was only because he was missing during the majority of books, making him appear an enigma. The Amber series was more plot driven than character driven. For more complex characters by Zelazny, I would point out the ones in Lord of Light or Creatures of Light and Darkness.

      Herbert's Dune is a novel about politics. Normally this would indicate complex personalities and character development. And, it's true that some of the characters are given opportunity to evolve, but only to a limited sense before they're killed off. The fault isn't Herbert's, I don't think his goal was to portray difficult personalities. If he did, it was dwarfed by the complexities of creating a massive, galactic-scaled, politico-religious thriller. No, the most complex character in Dune wasn't Paul, it was the good doctor who killed his father.

      George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire came long after Donaldson, but has brought life back into a stagnating genre. Jaime is a wonderful update of Vance's most famous anti-hero. If it weren't for Gene Wolfe (who was inspired by Vance by the way) and his peers, fantasy and science fiction would be in a sad state. There are too many crud authors out there who are given more shelfspace than the top talent nowadays.

      I haven't read the Liveship Traders series, but if you recommend it, I just may.

      As for Vance, to be honest, his strength isn't complex personalities. It's his dialogue, plot twists, and most importantly the ability to create entire societies that are so alien and yet strangely familiar at the same time. It just so happens that if you're looking to read about an anti-hero, he has developed the character who is the anti-hero.

      In any case, what I was pointing out was that even with its serious flaws, the Covenant books reintroduced complex characters into the fantasy genre. The field was getting a little stale until Donaldson woke other authors up by showing it was okay to bring broken characters into the field. It might even be more appealing to do so. Most authors have ignored it and produced forgetable works. But, those that didn't, are the ones counted as today's best.

      = 9J =

    46. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the "fact" that Jesus never once took a shit while on camera. I mean, come on!

    47. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this isn't funny, and I fail to see how people consider it to be.

    48. Re:Yay! by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Really? I felt Dragonlance was a bit too choppy - there's some parts that are fairly integral to the plot that are covered in a page or so of poetry. Like finding the hammer for the dwarves, or getting the Silver Arm, or finding the orb and the shattered dragonlance in the north...all those things.

      I really liked the Dragonlance Legends - the trilogy featuring Caramon and Raistlin. Not because of the plot, which was fairly ordinary, but because of the characters.

      The Death Gate series was great, but I felt a little let down by the nature of good and evil revealed in the last book. It just seemed like a bit of an easy cop-out, compared to the rest of the ending.

      I also really liked the Rose of the Prophet series, which is out of print in Australia now, sadly. It was very different to their other books, and enjoyable.

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    49. Re:Yay! by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. I agree that the Watch series are probably the most serious, but they're not epic in the way The Lord of the Rings is. You don't have huge armies, and massive battles, or stuff like that, which is where a lot of money would go, I'd imagine.

      You'd probably want to do Detritus with CGI, I'd imagine, which might be a bit costly.

      Animated might be good, but I think it would totally fail as a kids series, mostly because the Watch series is the most serious. Not that kids can't appreciate a serious movie, but the themes it deals with are adult themes.

      The Bromeliad was written for children, so it might be a better shot for that sort of thing. Or even some of the Witches books, maybe.

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    50. Re:Yay! by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      wtf... flamebait??
      I was being FUNNY you INSENSITIVE CLODS! :)

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    51. Re:Yay! by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I was unaware of these, I think they maybe never showed here in the Netherlands. I like those books because they have a very descriptive content and much subtlety, much in the same way as Tolkien. Homeros does a lot in metephores. And for the translation... my own of course ;-)
      (yes I did study greek and have read the Illias and part of the Odyssea in it's original greek)

      Thans\k you for the reaction

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    52. Re:Yay! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I'm jealous. After two semesters of biblical Hebrew, I was planning on biblical Greek and then classical Greek. Ended up leaving university and haven't been back. Now, I may have to wait until my kids are grown and gone before I can put the time in.

      The one movie called Troy hasn't been released yet. It's set to show in the states this May.

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    53. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would have to develop a whole new set of age ratings if the Gap series were converted into big screen entertainment. :-)

    54. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's damn funny, retard. I fail to understand why you think you are superior because you belive in the "right" fantasies.

  3. Great by blahbooboo2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is great to see a fantasy film get the recognition it deserves...a masterful film, even if I actually didn't care for it :)

    1. Re:Great by blahbooboo2 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      BTW, that was not flame bait. :) I am just not into quest books/movies...but the movies were truly impressive bodies of work...and liz tyler!

    2. Re:Great by tankdilla · · Score: 5, Funny
      From the yahoo link, Return of the King swept all 11 categories in which it was nominated. It matched the record 11 wins of "Titanic" and "Ben-Hur" and became only the third movie to sweep every nominated category, following Gigi and The Last Emperor, which both went nine-for-nine.

      Quickly reading that, I thought it said Gigli, and that I had somehow ended up in Bizarro World.

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    3. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quickly reading that, I thought it said Gigli

      Well technically, Gigli did win for all categories it was nominated.

    4. Re:Great by frenetic3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Liv Tyler was hot until one of my buddies pointed out the striking, eerie resemblance to Steven Tyler.

      And then the vomiting began.

      *sigh*

      -fren

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    5. Re:Great by woohoodonuts · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's actually not that surprising that this took so long, really.
      well... let me clarify that--it is unfortunate that it took so long to have fantasy considered serious, but it shouldn't be surprising once you consider the evolution of other quasi-similar genre's.

      The first basic pulp fiction magazine (the Argosy) appeared in the late 1800's. (1896 actually)... Some of the first SF pieces people tend to offer up are Atlantis (1628), Utopia (1516) and even Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1817) though the latter has since fallen moreso into the horror genre.

      Jules verne took over the room in the 1850's and started pumping out all kinds of things. Later (1894), H. G. Wells was considered the man. And even though almost all of these titles faired well with the public--none of them were considered "serious" literature for decades --some for hundreds of years.

      The Oscar voters are not the only critics to dispute the validity of fantasy and SF--this has been going on for hundred(s) of years. Back in the day, critics didn't even take tragedy and comedy drama as serious "art"... they used whatever would sell. Macbeth was rewritten numerous times with comical subplots (the witches songs) inserted so the public would keep dishing out their money. The Jew of Malta (generally considered the first comic-book-style evil villain ever written) wasn't at all taken seriously for hundreds of years after ben jonson wrote it.

      All genre's take time to be accepted and considered serious. Tragedy and Comedy were written back with Sophocles and Aristophenes... critics respect this "age" and likewise respect them more. Every piece of pottery you look at in art 101 isn't the greatest example in the world--most of them were piles of crap back when they were made--but they're considered fabulous examples now just because of their age (this obviously doesn't apply to every example).

      Western literature is another perfect example. Owen Wister's "the virginian" , zane gray's "riders of the purple sage", and jack schaefer's "shane" are all fabulous pieces of art... but only very recently have they even been considered literature at all.

      It's not the content that's holding them back... it's the age and the way critics interpret this--and this really shouldn't be all too surprising... even if it is wrong.

    6. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think, technically, Gigli, did not lose for all categories it was nominated. "did win" implies some kind of win, it seems to me.

    7. Re:Great by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      Yeah it made me gag when I first misread it.

    8. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your very own "Crying Game".

      zack

    9. Re:Great by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Find a picture of her mother, Bebe Buell, and you'll start to feel a lot better. That would be the November, 1974 issue.

      KFG

    10. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I liked Liv Tyler's "i wish I were lisa loeb and actually intelligent" glasses.

    11. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering he's her father, you'd expect some resemblance.

    12. Re:Great by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

      As 'did lose' imply some kind of loss. Oh what tangled webs we weave!

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    13. Re:Great by rmathew · · Score: 5, Funny
      Quickly reading that, I thought it said Gigli Well technically, Gigli did win for all categories it was nominated.

      It did win all the awards it was nominated for elswhere though.

      :-)

    14. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. My point was simply that at the Oscars Gigli did not win anything but, since it was not nominated, it didn't lose anything when the envelopes were opened. But it certainly didn't win anything at the Oscars. It is a tangled web, but I don't think the point is therefore absurd (not that you claimed it was).

    15. Re:Great by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 3, Redundant
      Well, Gigli did in fact win six of its nine nominations; they were just Razzies and not Oscars, that's all.

      :D

    16. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting and informative as well as funny.

    17. Re:Great by Typhon100 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Harvard is offering a course this semester under Anthropology called "Humans, Aliens, and Future Home Worlds: An Anthropologist Looks at Science Fiction."

      Of course, I jumped on it, and so far it has been very interesting. We read Wells' War of the Worlds; Butler's Wild Seed; Clarke's Childhood's End; LeGuin's Left Hand of Darkness; and Haldeman's The Forever War. There's also a bunch of books about scifi in general, for example why Star Trek is such a success.

      A lot of people were incredulous that this class was being offered, but I think it points to a growing respect for the sci-fi genre.

      In a related note, courses on mythology, including stuff about goblins, trolls, dragons, etc, have been offered for some time. But the focus is mythology, and not really modern fantasy.

    18. Re:Great by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Edgar Allen Poe wrote some science fiction: men flying to the moon in balloons, and a couple of other pure-out Sci-Fi stories.

    19. Re:Great by PEREGRI · · Score: 1

      Well, that's nearly true.

      GIGLI was nominated for nine Razzies, and won a total of six:

      Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Director, Worst Script, Worst Film, Worst Couple in a film.

      Not bad at all.

    20. Re:Great by bogado · · Score: 1

      I agree whith you, but I don't think it is simply age that the critic and the people who study art responds too. After all you can see them cheering new styles and all kind of experimental art. Popularity is a key, if something is popular then it must be awful. I do not agree with that thinking. The truth is that the critics that grew up watching those movies and listening to that music will take this or that genre more seriously, and will think that the new thing that will come is shit.

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    21. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fancy that, someone looking like their parent.
      Whatever next? siblings looking similair??

      geez you dna geeks are working overtime aren't you...

    22. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. To win in all the categories it was nominated in, the number of oscars received must equal the number of categories nominated. Since in fact 0 does equal 0, (granted its been a few years since I took abstract math) the above statement must be true.

    23. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, someone else who didn't like it very much. Sorry, but I thought the other two were much more polished off.

      I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I just thought the editing and direction really wrecked what the story actually had to offer.

      Oh well, I guess this year's Oscars go up there with those really great Oscar years where a film like Gladiator can actually win. (yuck!)

    24. Re:Great by Walrus99 · · Score: 1

      The heoric literature genre that the Lord of the Rings and many Fantasy and Sci-Fi novels/stories/movies belong to has been around for much longer than a few hundred years. It has probably been with us since humans first learned to speak and tell stories. Joseph Campbell outlined the basic plot to these stories in "The Hero with a Thousand Faces." Tolkein was a professor of ancient European languages and was well aqainted with this type of story and its part of the background that gave rise to "The Lord of the Rings."

      I am not sure if there was contact between Tolkein and Campbell, but they were contemporaries. If anyone know of this let me know.

    25. Re:Great by SABME · · Score: 1
      Artistic forms achieve critical merit not just becuase of age, but becuase they retain their relevance over a long period of time. Expamples that spring to mind are The Odyssey, The Illiad, Dante's Inferno, etc. (there are many many others, from all cultures throughout history).

      There's something to be said for a written work that people still find valuable a few hundred years after it was written. In fairness to the critics, I think it's very hard to predict which works will take hold of human imagination after a long period of time.

      I also think critics fail to spot classics in the making because they suffer from a sort of professional nearsightedness.

      Will people three hundred years from now still be reading and enjoying the Lord of the Rings (and other fantasy and science fiction classics)? Only time will tell (my vote is "yes").

    26. Re:Great by Skweetis · · Score: 1

      Interesting. One of the last classes I took in college (finished my CS requirements and had a semester of electives) was called simply "Science Fiction". We read almost exactly those books (we read Butler's "Lilith's Brood" instead of Wild Seed), and I seem to remember reading Elgin's "Native Tongue" as well (it was a while ago).

    27. Re:Great by TimeZone · · Score: 1
      Some of the first SF pieces people tend to offer up are Atlantis (1628), Utopia (1516) and even Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1817) though the latter has since fallen moreso into the horror genre.

      What about Beowulf, circa 1000AD? I guess I wouldn't really call it SF, but Fantasy, for sure. Though the line is sometimes fuzzy.
      TZ

    28. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be happy she doesn't look like Todd Rundgren.

    29. Re:Great by kalidasa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Earliest science fiction I know of is Lucian's Vera Historia, which includes a moon travel tale, from AD 160 (there's no missing zero there, folks, that's 2nd century). For fantasy, there's the Odyssey (which is fantasy at least as much as it is mythology), 700 BC (yes, BC). Oh, and it's spelled Aristophanes. And Greek tragedy at least was taken very seriously in Athens: there were competitions for best lead actor (protagonist) and second actor (deuteragonist) and 1st, 2nd, and 3rd best trilogy (and only three trilogies were presented: sometimes they were real trilogies, especially early on in Aeschylus' day, but usually they were only thematically related, if that), and there were reserved seats for the VIPs, including the priest of Dionysos, the god to whom the productions were dedicated. And by the way, a lot of stuff has survived from classical times that isn't "just respected because of its age" - ever hear of Lycophron? No? You know why? Because he sucks. Has survived at least 1900 years, probably 2100.

    30. Re:Great by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      For a while, my alma mater offered a course called "History of the Future," taught by a history professor named Warren Wagar. The whole class was about interpretting "futurable" situations, and ways to predict the future, taught around some great dystopian fiction. Farenheit 451, Brave New World, The Handmaid's Tale, Ecotopia, The Forever War, and films like Blade Runner, Twelve Monkeys and 1984. Topics ranged from social changes to climate change, and was very well presented (e.g. it was more science and less speculation).

      The professor (who also taught a very engaging class called "History of War," tracking all the major wars in human history since it was first etched into wet clay) has since retired, so I don't know if it's still being taught, or with such fervor. My only problem was that, after several lectures about the dangers of "future shock" (the concept that awareness of technology without understanding can lead to a fearful reliance), the power went out in the lecture hall and he was unable to bring the class to closure. Shame.

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    31. Re:Great by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      PSU student? or prof?

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    32. Re:Great by $hecky · · Score: 1
      The Jew of Malta (generally considered the first comic-book-style evil villain ever written) wasn't at all taken seriously for hundreds of years after ben jonson wrote it.

      Jonson's Jew of Malta isn't taken seriously now, because it doesn't exist. Marlowe wrote The Jew of Malta.

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    33. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good point actually. There must be many films that were only nominated for one catagory and won that catagory (foreign language, documentaries, etc.). When they say only three films have swept their nominations, there must be some minimum number that a film needs to be nominated for to count.

  4. Yessss by Animaniac · · Score: 0, Funny

    Yessss, my precciiouusss. Your power cannot be denied, precious.

  5. A great day for fantasy by bigjocker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the first time a Fantasy movie wins the Best Picture award ... yeha!!!!!

    Of course, we may see now a lot of crappy fantasy movies just riding the wave ...

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    1. Re:A great day for fantasy by Syncdata · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh yes, three quality, high grossing movies, followed by a torrent of sewage. By this time next year, we'll be watching Gauntlet: The Movie.
      But hey, Ender's Game is on the horizon.

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    2. Re:A great day for fantasy by rufo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but hopefully we'll see one or two decent ones out of the lot.

      I've always preferred fantasy over sci-fi, so assuming there is a big wave I'll definitely be looking forward to it - I just hope there aren't too many crappy fantasy movies.

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    3. Re:A great day for fantasy by afidel · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      As is Rendezvous with Rama! Rama is so light on hard science that it's more like fantasy than sci-fi. I imagine Enders Game if done even decently will fall more into sci-fi than fantasy.

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    4. Re:A great day for fantasy by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Audience needs entertainment...badly!

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    5. Re:A great day for fantasy by Ancient+Devices+King · · Score: 5, Funny

      My source is somewhat suspect, but I'd say Dungeon Siege: the Movie would fall under that category.

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    6. Re:A great day for fantasy by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      "The Audience is about to die.." (of boredom)

    7. Re:A great day for fantasy by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Really, I've studied a bit of physics, at the very least, the majority of the physics of the spinning cylinder we're correct (the relative gravities). I'm pretty sure most of the speed of light/transmission times we're correct.

      Some of the gravity things, I'd have had to actually re-calculated the stuff. Now it might be he forgot a number of things, but most of it sounded reasonsable.

      Some of the nuclear weapons might have been wrong. Some of the stuff involving the heating/cooling of the cylinder might have been off (I'm not sure).

      I enjoyed the book soley because it seem to have an accurate physics setup, but thought the plot was incredibly dull. (The book could have used a little bit more direct conflict to be interesting, but oh well).

      Novel that you picked Ender's Game, that was had some very obviously bogus physics in it (the whole concept of faster then light transmission of ansibles thing, althought the physics might have been more accurate, they we're also a smaller portion of the actual plot of the books), as a sci-fi, over "Rendezvous with Rama".

      Kirby

    8. Re:A great day for fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viewer needs popcorn, badly!

    9. Re:A great day for fantasy by zcat_NZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      The word down here is that New Zealand has been unofficially nominated "Best Supporting Country in a Motion Picture"

      Anyway, one thing I promise, you will NEVER see Peter Jackson produce anything even close to a 'crappy' movie. The guy is a true genius.

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    10. Re:A great day for fantasy by BiscuitTheCat · · Score: 1

      Actually the ansible physics wasn't as far fetched as it seemed to you.
      I haven't read the book for a year or so, but IIRC, the Ansible operation was explained in terms of quantum entanglement, which is a real phenomenon, currently being researched for... you guessed it, faster than light communication, and quantum cryptography...

    11. Re:A great day for fantasy by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      This is the first time a Fantasy movie wins the Best Picture award

      True, but some came close like the Wizard of Oz which lost against Gone With The Wind. (another fantasy :) Good fantasy is very hard to do. Being good enough to beat all other movies in a particular year .. unique! (Would RotK have won if it'd been stand-alone rather than the last of an outstanding trilogy? Maybe, maybe not.)

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    12. Re:A great day for fantasy by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      As is Rendezvous with Rama!

      No it's not. It's been in development hell for several years. Every now and then someone stumbles over the website and gets excited, but it hasn't been updated in years. (The Comdex appearance they highlight was in 2001.)

    13. Re:A great day for fantasy by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      That what a heroic effort!

    14. Re:A great day for fantasy by slycer9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      >>Anyway, one thing I promise, you will NEVER see Peter Jackson produce anything even close to a 'crappy' movie.

      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001392/

      Take your pick. Meet the Feebles springs to mind first.

      (It's late, didn't feel like HTML'ing on this crap. Sue me or mod me down...just don't take my twinkies.)

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    15. Re:A great day for fantasy by Gherald · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ender's game has by far one of the LEAST bogus physics of a Sci Fi book.

      The vast majority of SciFi has FTL travel, whereas the Ender's series space travel relies strictly on relativity.

      FTL communications (ansible in Ender's) is less bogus than FTL travel (e.g. 'warp speed', 'hyperspace')

    16. Re:A great day for fantasy by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Anyway, one thing I promise, you will NEVER see Peter Jackson produce anything even close to a 'crappy' movie.
      I beg to differ.
    17. Re:A great day for fantasy by norton_I · · Score: 3, Informative

      Almost nobody is researching using quantum entanglement for FTL communication because it is impossible. Entanglement just does not allow it, and that has been shown by many, many experements. This is not to say that FTL communication is impossible, it is just that no known laws of physics permit it, and the phenomenon we call entanglement certainly does not.

      My personal opinion as a scientist is that FTL communication/travel is not possible because the laws of physics we know seem so peversely designed to prevent it. This suggests at least two possiblities to me. First, God designed the universe, it has a speed limit, and you *will* obey, or second, that there is a much simpler set of laws of the universe, one of which is "speed = c", and the rules only look peverse because we are describing them in a peverse way. I hope I am wrong on this one, though.

      So, using entanglement for FTL communication is fine for a sci-fi book (and a truly brilliant book at that), but it is still science fiction.

    18. Re:A great day for fantasy by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      I think it was really the trilogy that cleared the Oscars this year. Of course it was all saved for the last movie since it couldn't go as one big piece, but that makes sense... It wouldn't win as a standalone cuz it wouldn't make any sense unless you had read the other two book before seeing it...

    19. Re:A great day for fantasy by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? Then explain this.

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    20. Re:A great day for fantasy by kfg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course a science fiction movie has already won a best picture Oscar:

      Around the World in 80 Days.

      KFG

    21. Re:A great day for fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      NOTHING Peter Jackson has done is bad, at least not in a gigli sort of way. You make not like meet the feebles, or bad taste, or deal alive, or any of his other movies. My dad did not like lord of the rings, but does that make it a bad movie...

      If want bad movies look for Battlefield Earth, or Howard the duck.

    22. Re:A great day for fantasy by imsabbel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, enders game may be quite realistic, but the whole series becomes more and more fantasy like towards the end.
      (with things like thought inducted teleportation, ect)

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    23. Re:A great day for fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meet the Feebles is one of the best films of the 90's...no, scratch that, of all time!!

    24. Re:A great day for fantasy by BiscuitTheCat · · Score: 3, Informative

      I beg to differ, sir...

      Quantum Non-locality
      The link goes to an American Institute of Physics bulletin on successful instantaneous determination of a photon's energy from a distance of 10km. It's still got a long way to go until it's true 'communication', but this stuff was known back in 1998.
      A google search on 'Wolfgang Tittel' brings up quite a few interesting links, including discussions on Quantum Cryptography.
      It seems that we're limited currently by our tools, but it's entirely possible that these limitations can/will be overcome in the future.

    25. Re:A great day for fantasy by master_p · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He is good, no doubt about that, but his next movie is King Kong. I doubt it will be a good movie, since the KK story is so limited (a giant ape rides a building and kidnaps a girl! *yawn* beyond belief!!!)

    26. Re:A great day for fantasy by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      None of those come even close to crappy, if you're able to see past the low budget and choice of subject matter.

    27. Re:A great day for fantasy by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Informative

      Of course, we may see now a lot of crappy fantasy movies just riding the wave ...

      Hopefully not all of them, though. I'm looking forward to seeing how the CS Lewis films turn out.

      For anyone who doesn't know, they're already in pre-production, starting with The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. They're being produced in New Zealand again, although this time the production is centred in Auckland rather than Wellington.

    28. Re:A great day for fantasy by dchamp · · Score: 1

      Gauntlet the movie? Can you say "Yellow Elf needs Oscar badly"?
      I might have to go play Gauntlet Legends on my Dreamcast again...

    29. Re:A great day for fantasy by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

      By this time next year, we'll be watching Gauntlet: The Movie.

      Blue Wizard is Dying!
      Pale Nerd needs Popcorn!

    30. Re:A great day for fantasy by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      Okay, so answer the original question. What was wrong with Rama? Ender's Game goes well understood physics, and as far as I know, Rama stays well within everything to do with known physics.

      I've read enough of the stuff after Ender's Game, to know that the explaination of "Ansible Communication" has a total crap explaintion in terms of physics. It's a cool thought problem, but it's not physics based. The next problem with Quantum entanglement, is isn't it relatively (no pun intended) limited in the amount of communication? Isn't it limited by the number of entangled photons you take with you? Granted you could just start streaming photons to who you want to communicate with. However, Ansible's can communicate with absolutely anyone (there's no need to build individual links between B and C, if B and C left point A and very, very different times in the books), and it in princepal is based on the mind projection of a "bugger", which is based on sucking particles in from outside of the Universe.

      Oh, and while I went on at length about Ender's Game, I'm willing to concede that point, if you'll explain how exactly Rama is bad physics.

      Kirby

    31. Re:A great day for fantasy by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I'm not arguing against Ender's Game having bad physics (it does later in the series). However, involving "Rama" appeared to be incredible accurate. In fact, it's accurace was the primary plot conflict (overcoming, and dealing with the majority problems due to the phyics of the spinning cylinder seemed to be the largest of the plot conflicts).

      I'd really rather have someone explain why Rama is "wrong". As opposed to why Ender's Game isn't that bad on a relative sense in comparison to other bad Sci-Fi.

      Kirby

    32. Re:A great day for fantasy by Are+We+Afraid · · Score: 5, Informative

      "...the majority of the physics of the spinning cylinder we're correct..."

      The word "we're" is an abbreviation of "we are." The word "were" is the past tense form of "be."

      I wouldn't have mentioned it, but you made the mistake not once, not twice, but THREE times. This denotes an actual misunderstanding, as opposed to a simple lapse of grammatical analitiy (if I may be allowed to coin a word).

      Grammar: it's your friend.

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    33. Re:A great day for fantasy by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Of course, how many Fantasy live action flicks has hollywood (or any other location) put out? Since the capitalized form of the term has such a narrow meaning and considering how many nominations there are for dramatic movies as a function of the total number of releases, it's more amazing that one has reached Oscar muster yet than that there has been an absence.

      Seriously, did anyone expect the likes of Neverending Story, Willow, Legend or Labyrinth to get Best Picture? I mean, let's face it, the Fantasy genre of motion pictures hasn't exactly been overflowing with monumental feats of film-making and many of the decent examples were up against some pretty hefty competition from drama and comedy when Oscar time came.

      Both of the previous LotR installments WERE nominated, but again, they were up against some heavy competition. Moulin Rouge, A Beautiful Mind, and Gosford Park in 2001, and Chicago in 2002. This year, the competition wasn't exactly remarkable and, voila, LotR won.

    34. Re:A great day for fantasy by IainHere · · Score: 4, Funny

      Take your pick. Meet the Feebles springs to mind first.

      Actually, Meet the Feebles is my favourite of his films. I'm guessing you've never actually seen it, because anyone who has seen a puppet trying to save the show by singing about sodomy, which is rhymed with, "you might incur the wrath of god on me", would agree that it is genius.

    35. Re:A great day for fantasy by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1

      Friends do not let other friends play Gauntlet Legends.

      Somehow we forgot how bad it was, and caught it in the arcade, on the Dreamcast and later on the Gamecube. Each time we were convinced it couldn't possibly as bad as we remembered.

      It was. Oh how it was.

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    36. Re:A great day for fantasy by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      I think Meet the Feebles is awesome! No, it's not for everyone, but crappy it is not.

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    37. Re:A great day for fantasy by anaplasmosis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Ender's Game" was garbage. A "suprise ending" that was obvious from light years away.

    38. Re:A great day for fantasy by T'hain+Esh+Kelch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well... You got to give "Dungeons & Dragons: The Movie that"... They did manage to ride the 'crappy movie' wave, BEFORE LOTR came out...

      The only good thing about that movie...

    39. Re:A great day for fantasy by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Informative
      By this time next year, we'll be watching Gauntlet: The Movie.

      Ha, they've already done that, and it was perfect. Wizards, Warriors and a Word from our Sponsor. Even the official movie wouldn't get better than that. =)

    40. Re:A great day for fantasy by melvster · · Score: 0, Troll

      ROTK deserved to do brilliantly and it acomplished exactly that. Classic Hollywood at it's best and deservedly honoured in a time old tradition. It was a sensational crowd pleaser, aimed at the masses. Plenty of bangs and loud noises, a simplistic dumbed down dialog that was easily understandable and moments of forumlaic but effective humour. But did it capture the power of the original text? In my opinion - nowhere close. I would suggest that these other texts might be more suitable for PJ to adapt - Dragonlance - The Belgariad - David Gemell series - The Crystal Shard series

    41. Re:A great day for fantasy by mcp403509 · · Score: 1

      Although, this year it was a fantasy movie that has gripped the audience at the oscars, but i do see to have movies that bring out messages to the society, a real life story, that can change the view point of the audience...and those as these to have the oscars. But anyway ..cheers to Lord of the rings. !.

    42. Re:A great day for fantasy by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I really liked Howard the Duck.
      seriously.

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    43. Re:A great day for fantasy by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing: my understanding is that if you apply a value to one entangled particle (say by changing its charge), you break the entanglement. So while you can in a sense say "oh, that particle must be negatively charged, because the one 10 km away is negatively charged," you can't use morse code over that kind of distance. IANAP, but that's my understanding from the articles I've read on entanglement and communications.

    44. Re:A great day for fantasy by Jerf · · Score: 1

      I read that, and I don't think you understand why quantum non-locality can't provide FTL communication. I read the article you're pointing to and I don't see that that article changes anything. (Don't you think they would have gotten a little more excited if they had done FTL communication?)

      FTL communication is impossible because all known entangled properties are random and uncontrollable, by definition. You can send out an entangled photon pair and measure the polarization of one, and it will indeed immediately determine the other. However, the phase you measure is by necessity random. You get no say in what it is, you have no means of manipulating it on the receiving end.

      Therefore, it is useless to you. Sure, you can determine that you got a +90, but you don't know what that means, because it's completely random. The fact that the entangled photon on the other end is immediately a -90 is true, but they don't know what it means, either, because for them it was equally completely random. The other end of the communication still needs to communicate a key to you, and that communication occurs over lightspeed-at-best communication.

      You said:

      The link The link goes to an American Institute of Physics bulletin on successful instantaneous determination of a photon's energy from a distance of 10km. goes to an American Institute of Physics bulletin on successful instantaneous determination of a photon's energy from a distance of 10km.

      And you are somewhat correct, but you don't understand what they mean by "determination". What they mean is that they "determined" the energy level by measuring it, forcing it to have a discrete value. That measurement was itself randomized and is no more capable of communication then the phase example I used above.

      The article you pointed to does nothing to violate FTL. If anything, it closed off one more potential loop hole. Physics fanboys, it's time to face facts: FTL-anything-useful is looking less and less likely each year, as every loophole we can think of and look into doesn't work. You can't tell this because you don't actually understand physics if your source of information is a second-hand report of a synopsis of a real experiment. Seriously, either take the time to learn or shut the hell up and stop poisoning other people's minds. (Or at the very least, get out of the physics fanboy echo chamber, where you keep convincing each other by repitition of falsehoods that you might be right, darn it.)

      Anybody who wants to take issue with this message I point at your nearest textbook on quantum physics. (Except for correction by people who actually know QM and might correct me on a few points.) If the points in this posting weren't correct, don't you think we'd have heard about it by now? FTL stuff isn't covered up, if anything, it's overplayed!

    45. Re:A great day for fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's Comic Book Guy, in the flesh!

    46. Re:A great day for fantasy by zCyl · · Score: 1

      The link goes to an American Institute of Physics bulletin on successful instantaneous determination of a photon's energy from a distance of 10km. It's still got a long way to go until it's true 'communication', but this stuff was known back in 1998.

      Actually, it's not at all communication. It's only correlation. The photon energies have a mutual relationship because they were created together, and determining the energy of one tells you the energy the other one must have. No information is passed faster than light in this experiment.

    47. Re:A great day for fantasy by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      Actually, it's not a misunderstanding, it's a habituated mistake. If you were to ask me to explain the difference between the two, I'm completely capable of it. It's a tick of typing. I generally write it correctly (when I write with pen and paper). However, just like some people always type teh, and other nasties, I type we're all the time. The other one if you look thru my post history is I put in you're, instead of your. Anything else?

      I can explain the differences between, there, their, and they're. I know what a homophone is and a homograph is. Any thing else that's completely off topic? Generally, when I'm in a hurry or I'm tired I make mistakes, and I don't have the time or the energy to proof it. This isn't English 101, I'm not that worried about somebody docking me points.

      If English wasn't a language filled with such stupidity, it'd be a lot easier to write in it.

      Kirby

    48. Re:A great day for fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's good in most aspects, but given the numerous continuity goofs in the trilogy, he seems to be a bit weak on the technical / spit-n-polish side. A bit scatter-witted in his process.

      I don't think he'll go down in history as one of the "greats" unless he learns to keep track of the little details.

    49. Re:A great day for fantasy by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Meet the Feebles.

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    50. Re:A great day for fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least we didn't have to witness yet another sensless slaughter of lose vs loose.*

      * I don't care if this sentence (or the sentence above) represents good grammar or not. I think it makes the point without loosing it.**

      ** For the sarcastically impaired, this was on purpose.***

      *** For the idiots that did not see the mistake or understand the joke, GO LOOSE YOURSELF IN TRAFFIC.****

      **** Sorry, couldn't help it.

    51. Re:A great day for fantasy by phosphorous · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't have mentioned it, but you made the mistake not once, not twice, but THREE times. This denotes an actual misunderstanding, as opposed to a simple lapse of grammatical analitiy (if I may be allowed to coin a word).

      The correct spelling would be anality :)

    52. Re:A great day for fantasy by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      If want bad movies look for Battlefield Earth, or Howard the duck.

      Say what you want about HtD, but this guy's (Jeffrey Jones)performance is so good, it's almost worth watching the movie just to see it. Hilarious.

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    53. Re:A great day for fantasy by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Well someone else will have to do that for you... I've never heard of this "Rama" before.

      I think my relative explanation is sufficient, because if something as simple as an ansible bothers you, then science fiction as a whole is probably not your cup of tea.

    54. Re:A great day for fantasy by Gldm · · Score: 1
      Oh yes, three quality, high grossing movies, followed by a torrent of sewage. By this time next year, we'll be watching Gauntlet: The Movie.

      Maybe not quite Gauntlet, but close enough.

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    55. Re:A great day for fantasy by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there already a Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe movie? I remember seeing one on TV quite a while ago - and I think it is what got me into the books. I remeber thinking it was quite a movie at the time - late 80's.

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    56. Re:A great day for fantasy by jared42 · · Score: 1

      I saw this is being directed by the producer of `Shreik'. (Or, produced by the director of `Shreik' perhaps?) Is it going to be CG as well?

    57. Re:A great day for fantasy by MemoryAid · · Score: 1
      You maybe should have had another double asterisk in the first sentence as suggested below:

      Well, at least we didn't have to witness yet another sensless** slaughter of lose vs loose.*

      Unless, of course, that part wasn't on purpose.

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  6. Third one pays for them all by HankB · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Or was that thired time pauys for them all. Anyway, Contrats to the folks that made three great movies!

  7. It didn't deserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    best film/director/script. sure, it was a big happening, but quite frankly it was a run-of-the-mill action flick with a huge fx budget and lots of turgid acting. Really bad editing too.

    1. Re:It didn't deserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i feel the same way. especially about the acting(stiff and over the top) and editting(a lot of the movie should have been left on the cutting floor). Each episode was too long, more composite characters would have helped. I wonder if this will get modded down even though it is just my personal opinion. Are personal opinions(likes/dislikes) modded down? Are mods only a reflection of moderator's agreement? this post isn't insightful nor is it flame. i wouldn't think this post would draw enough attention to be modded in any direction.It's a movie, not a scared cow.P.S. i didn't like Ben Hur either, too hammy.

  8. Not surprised. by EnterpriseNCC-1701 · · Score: 1

    Well, I can't say I am surprised! It is indeed a great film.

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  9. Finally!!! by 2674 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Peter Jackson got what he deserved. I was literally waiting with bated breath to see him get the best director award. LOTR is not just a movie, it is an epic.

    1. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jizz

    2. Re:Finally!!! by 2674 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I will bite. Life is defined by your experiences on this planet, and getting involved in triumphs of people whose work you like is part of it. There are many things which are great and are an end in themselves, but tell me, how many such monumental achievements will people remember 100 years from now? Awards like this make sure that future generations will watch them again and again because they were recongnised the academy, If you don't agree with me, then Ask Peter jackson himself is it makes a difference to him or not. Having a holier than thou attitude does not help, but understanding how this world works does.

    3. Re:Finally!!! by ergo98 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Criticizing someone for liking something? Crawl out of the dungeon, morlock, because "liking" Lord of the Rings doesn't mean that you sit with bated breath, pants around your ankles, desperately hoping that the notoriously fickle academy hands a statue to the Lord of the Rings. "Oh, thank you world! All of my likes have been validated! Now that my favourite movie won an Oscar, and my Britney album got that Grammy, my life is complete!".

      Anyways, thanks for the reply 2674. That karma whore sheep-herding really was a thrill.

    4. Re:Finally!!! by Vanieter · · Score: 1

      And some say it's also *gasp* a book !

      No offence, right ? :)

    5. Re:Finally!!! by El · · Score: 5, Funny

      LOTR is not just an epic, it is a... book!

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    6. Re:Finally!!! by ergo98 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I will bite.

      Oh, thank you for blessing us trolls good karma whore.

      If you don't agree with me, then Ask Peter jackson himself is it makes a difference to him or not.

      This might be a bit confusing and upsetting, but you're not Peter Jackson. You're not an actor in the movie. You didn't write the script. You didn't compose the soundtrack.

    7. Re:Finally!!! by jvj24601 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but tell me, how many such monumental achievements will people remember 100 years from now?

      Well, I don't know. Think about to what you remember from studying history, and try to recall events from 1904. Anything spring to mind? Within that era, I guess I think of the invention of the airplane (I know, I know, not exactly in 1904). It was just before WWI. That's all that comes to mind, initially.

      Who do we really remember after 100 years? If you're really important, maybe you'll have a statue built of you, or a library or school or a museum exhibit named after you. After 200 years? Half a millenium?

      I loved the trilogy, I watched the Oscars, and I was extremely happy for all of the awards ROTK won, but it's difficult to think that 100 years from now that this will be anything more than a footnote in history.

    8. Re:Finally!!! by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't know about the Oscars, but the Grammies work by the collection of all individuals who have ever worked on a movie, album, etc. voting on the winners. The record and movie executives cough up the dough to send copies of the works they want to receive nominations and awards for to all those voters, and voila! You have a total sham for an awards show.

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    9. Re:Finally!!! by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Awards like this make sure that future generations will watch them again and again because they were recongnised the academy

      Because they're falling all over themselves to rent "The Greatest Show on Earth" (1952) and "Going My Way" (1944).


      And "How Green Was My Valley" (1941) is much more famous than that year's "Citizen Kane".

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    10. Re:Finally!!! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      I agree with you ergo, even if the moderators don't. Some pointless award isn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

      However, just because there is war, unemployment, starvation, etc, doesn't mean the masses aren't allowed to ignore them for a day. Let them have their fun for a night, because they will have to deal with reality tomorrow.

    11. Re:Finally!!! by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Informative
      LOTR is not just an epic, it is a... book!

      Which is why Jackson won best adapted screenplay. Also Ian McKellen gave a big shout out to Tolkien when introing a LOTR clip at the beginning of the award show.

    12. Re:Finally!!! by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Interesting
      but it's difficult to think that 100 years from now that this will be anything more than a footnote in history.

      I've got a dozen Charlie Chaplin DVDs, not quite 100 years on but 60-80.

    13. Re:Finally!!! by kfg · · Score: 4, Informative

      However, as a counterpoint in support of the original point, I remember and have Watched "Wings" because it was the first best picture winner.

      And strictly off the top of my head, in 1904 the first Vanderbilt Cup auto race would be held under the auspices of the AAA, and the Japanese attacked Russia at Port Arthur, which event would have repurcussions throughout the first half of the 20th century.

      KFG

    14. Re:Finally!!! by Entropius · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's getting near sixty years since Lord of the Rings was written, and it's not on its way to becoming a footnote in history... ...Political history, maybe. But history's not just about who won elections and wars.

    15. Re:Finally!!! by wizz0bang · · Score: 1

      Erm, the first flight was in 1903, WWI started in 1914... In fact the first flight Centennial day closely coincided with the release of RoTK....

    16. Re:Finally!!! by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excellent point. People should take a look at the list of previous winners, it's really quite illuminating.

      1959?! What is up with that shit? "Ben-Hur" beat out "Plan 9 From Outer Space"? An outrage!

    17. Re:Finally!!! by isomeme · · Score: 4, Informative

      Off the top of my head? Einstein publishes his first paper on special relativity, James Joyce meets Nora Barnacle (setting the date later used for the events of Ulysses), and Aleister Crowley pens The Book of the Law . Quite a year, 1904.

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    18. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They novelized the movies already? Sweet! I'm off to amazon.com.

    19. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, the award might not be remembered unless you look it up, and truthfully, all of these awards are fleeting (you get to bask in glory for one year). It's the same in sports or whatever (one year of being champ, after that it looks ok on a resume). There is music from 300 years ago playing on the radio (classical), books (fiction) written 200 years and more ago being read. LOTR will be read (and possibly watched) at least 50 years from now, possibly more, but the award winners go for about 1 year (you do get to celebrate for a week or two though)!

    20. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, this is /. How do you know he's NOT Peter Jackson?!?!

    21. Re:Finally!!! by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      Well, the winning pictures you mentioned obviously aren't flying off video store shelves, but they do continue to get some attention these days, and certainly more than most films of those years that didn't win.

      I do think Citizen Kane should have won for '41, but I've got both it and How Green Was My Valley in my DVD library, FWIW.

      That said, I agree with the main thrust of your argument. I think the Oscars would be more credible if they weren't given just a few months after the year for which they're given, but instead were awarded 10 years, say, after the release year honored. For example, Forrest Gump did indeed seem pretty amazing in 1994, but if that year's awards were being given out today instead of in '95, I doubt it would have won. Other films from that year are better standing the test of time.

      A year after the release of any film, no matter how good, is perhaps just too soon to provide a really good assessment of its merits and its overall standing in the body of cinema. I'm sure lots of Oscar picks would be much different if they weren't so close to the years they note.

    22. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Who do we really remember after 100 years?

      Keep in mind that 100 years ago you didn't have things like optical data storage. Throughout history, everything a generation learned got filtered and only some of it got passed on, not unlike genetic information. But now, EVERYTHING, even the most trivial piece of data (think blogs) gets written down somewhere and saved for the future.

      Thus, I believe your analogy is wrong. But we don't remember things from 1904 because not many written records of that era exist. What will we remember from an era from which we will have an abundance of information? I wonder.

    23. Re:Finally!!! by Belgand · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Citizen Kane is largely considered to have lost due to political reasons rather than artistic ones. Hearst drove himself to the point of bankruptcy in trying to crush the film paying theaters not to show it and managed to pay off or otherwise influence enough voters to keep the film from winning.

      That said a lot of Oscars are political and judged more on the basis of fickle opinions of people with poor taste than anything. Box office gross also plays a disturbingly large role. When you get down to it the Academy Awards are prestigious in name only having long ago lost any actual indication of a film's merit. In Stanley Kubrick's entire career the only Oscar he ever won was for Special Effects on 2001 despite the quality of his films.

    24. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOTR is not just an epic, it is a... book!

      WRONG! It's a books !

    25. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Peter Jackson got what he deserved.

      Yes, but did you see what he was wearing? The guy looked like he slept in his suit, didn't have time to wash his hair, didn't know how to work a "collar" or a "tie", nor know how to accessorize with appropriate arm candy (what was SHE wearing?).

      But this is slashdot, and I suppose y'all view this as a victory for geekdom, right? At least I'm happy that he wasn't wearing bad sandals.

    26. Re:Finally!!! by Syberduh · · Score: 1

      Not many written records? We're talking about the turn of the 20th century here, not the dark ages. There were hundreds if not thousands of daily newspapers in print in the USA in 1904. Most of the major ones from that era are now stored on microfilm or other media. I'd still be hard-pressed to tell you ten major events from that year. Who, for instance, won Nobel prizes - much less who won the world series or which book was the best-seller. As a matter of fact, I doubt most people could tell you what movie won best picture in 1995.

      .
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      (it was Braveheart)

      On the other hand, Shakespeare's works were written 400 years ago and most of them are still regularly performed - and of course Shakespeare is just a young'un compared to the likes of Homer and Plato, who are still going strong after 2500 years. Will Tolkien and Jackson stand the test of time so well? I doubt it. But we'll have to wait and see.

    27. Re:Finally!!! by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      It's very possible that LoTR will be popular much further than 50 years into the future. Things can only develop so far and so quickly. So 50 years from now, the only thing better about movies will be better CG.

      It's not as if we're going to discover how to use colour and sound in our moving pictures, and then forget about anything without them.

    28. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That said a lot of Oscars are political and judged more on the basis of fickle opinions of people with poor taste than anything. Box office gross also plays a disturbingly large role. When you get down to it the Academy Awards are prestigious in name only having long ago lost any actual indication of a film's merit.
      I think we all spotted that when Titanic won 11 of them. Lord of the Rings: The Interminably Boring is merely reconfirmation.
    29. Re:Finally!!! by fritz1968 · · Score: 1

      It's getting near sixty years since Lord of the Rings was written,

      I believe it was published in the mid-1930's, which would make it close to 70 yeats old. Tolkien started writing the book in the late teens if I remember correctly.

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    30. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He went barefoot?!?!

    31. Re:Finally!!! by Ubergrendle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Short list of 'obvious' works/people that never won a competitive, non-technical, Oscars:

      Movies: Citizen Kane, Its a Wonderful Life, anything by Scorcese, anything by Altman, anything by Peter Weir, anything by Kubrick anything by Hitchcock (!!!).

      Actors who never won a competitive Oscar: Peter O'Toole, Harrison Ford, Cary Grant, Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Johnny Depp, Peter Sellers, Monty Python, Orson Welles, The Marx Bros, etc etc.

      As you can see, there's no shame in never being recognised by the Academy. I'd argue that the company you keep outside the academy is a more exclusive club.

      I gave up on the Oscars when Al Pacino won for that movie where he plays a blind guy... a thoroughly forgettable film, a very basic performance from Pacino. But the Academy had missed so many other movies they felt it necessary to recognise him. Fortunately they didn't make the same mistake with Scorcese and Gangs of New York.

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    32. Re:Finally!!! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      What kind of media are you using?!? I've already lost DVDs that I burned 5 years ago - forget about 60! I gotta get me some of that.

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    33. Re:Finally!!! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Having just read Ulysses for the first time, I'm glad I started last year so that I was reasonably sure to be finished before this summer.

      <fark>Joyce: your readers want their time back.</fark>

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    34. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an asshole dude... wow... I suppose that 100,000 fans at a football game screaming for the home team are all losers cause they're not the players on the field. Or the riots in the streets of cities when a team wins the championship. Anyone who cheers for anything that doesn't affect them directly is a loser according to you or what?

    35. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me, how many such monumental achievements will people remember 100 years from now?

      Probably not many. After Peak Oil and the resulting crash, people won't be worried about much other than surviving.

    36. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone thinks 'It's a Horrible Life' is such a great classic movie because it gets overplayed ad nauseum every holiday season. NEWSFLASH: it's a crappy movie. The only reason it gets played so much is that they forgot to renew the copyright. Of course now NBC has claimed copyright to some of the music in the film and beaten off all the other networks that were showing it. At least now we just know to avoid NBC like the plague during the holidays.

    37. Re:Finally!!! by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1

      Exactly, which is all the more reason to delay the Oscars a few years. There's probably no way to strip the awards completely of extraneous considerations that shouldn't matter but affect them anyway like Hollywood politics and commerce, but I think the effects would be diminished. I'd certainly think a lot of Kubrick's films (to use your example) would have done a lot better at the AAs if the awards were given after a ten-year period.

    38. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      works/people that never won ... anything by Hitchcock

      Hitchcock's "Rebecca" won the Best Picture and Best Cinematography Oscars in 1941.

    39. Re:Finally!!! by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Did I say loser? Actually my original specific issue was the belief that the Oscars are of such incredible importance that the accomplishment of LOTR is somehow secondary unless it's acknowledged by this, to reuse the word, fickle group.

      If you'd like to use a sports analogy, Peter Jackson had already hit the home run, got a field goal, ran the most yards, got a hat trick, and pitched a perfect game. The oscar is like someone, seeing that there's a hubub, running out and giving him a little trophy for it.

      Although I do find it interesting how people set aside any desire for personal accomplishment, and instead live vicariously through sports teams.

    40. Re:Finally!!! by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I looked it up..Rebecca was 1940...I knew How Green was my Valley was 1941 so I was skeptical about your post at first. Thanks for the correction.

      Hitchcock himself was never singularly honoured as best director, however, which I think is more relevant in this case.

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    41. Re:Finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stand corrected. I looked it up..Rebecca was 1940...I knew How Green was my Valley was 1941 so I was skeptical about your post at first. Thanks for the correction.

      Yes, Rebecca was released in 1940, Hitchcock's first American release, and was honored at the 1941 Academy Awards.

      Hitchcock himself was never singularly honoured as best director, however, which I think is more relevant in this case.

      Agreed, he should have been honored as best director several times over.

    42. Re:Finally!!! by Belgand · · Score: 1

      Ah, so something more along the line of the Nobel prizes then? Typically a Nobel will be won about a decade or so following the original work. Presumably though this is because it needs time to insinuate itself into the scientific community and become recognized. This depends heavily on the discipline, however.

  10. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So which one was it?

  11. 11 Wins by thenextpresident · · Score: 4, Informative

    With 11 Oscars, RotK ties with Ben Hur, and Titanic as the only movies to have won 11 Oscars. So it was a double victory for PJ and crew.

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    1. Re:11 Wins by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 4, Funny

      OK, I have been at /. too long. At first, I thought the reference to PJ was PJ at groklaw.net =)

    2. Re:11 Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sadly, neither Ben Hur nor the Titanic were good movies. Overwhelming sappy special-effects movies...

    3. Re:11 Wins by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's be honest here, the voters didn't award 11 Oscars for Return Of The King, they awarded 11 Oscars for the trilogy.

      All the good karma generated by the first two movies helped ROTK enormously. If it had been a stand-alone film then it's highly doubtful that it would have been so successful at gaining the votes of the Academy's members.

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    4. Re:11 Wins by Lucidwray · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe there is a trend there?

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    5. Re:11 Wins by SillySnake · · Score: 1

      While that is more than likely true, the entire set was done very well, and as a whole, deserved these awards..

    6. Re:11 Wins by athorshak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it had been a stand-alone film then it's highly doubtful that it would have been so successful at gaining the votes of the Academy's members.

      That's a meaningless statement. It wasn't a standalone film. If it was it would have been made entirely differently. Return of the King in its current form simply would never exist without FOTR & TTT, so what's the point in creating such hypotheticals? Its not meant to be a standalone film, why would you treat it line one?

    7. Re:11 Wins by cthellis · · Score: 1

      Let's be honest here, there's no doubt Lord of the Rings was also being glossed over the past two years--most notably for Best Film and Best Director--because the Academy knew they would still have the chance to reward them later. (And that it would be most appropriate to do so at their culmination.) I must admit I didn't think they wouldn't take Best Song (excepting perhaps to make them able to tie for most Oscars), but then I don't know why they weren't up for Cinematography or Sound Editing either.

    8. Re:11 Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because neither the Cinematography and Sound Editing were award-worthy.

      Really, Best Director was a bit off... He ties with Lucas for Directing people to act badly...

    9. Re:11 Wins by Doogie5526 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you ever think that they could have decided "Well, they already won that award last year, why not give someone else a chance?"

      It works both ways.

    10. Re:11 Wins by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      why would you treat it line one?


      because 11 / 3 11 ;)
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    11. Re:11 Wins by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      Overwhelming sappy special-effects movies...

      Hmm...sounds kinda like the LotR trilogy...It's:
      extremely overwhelming - sitting in the theatre that long hurts
      sappier than it should have been - it was overly romanticized
      filled with special effects - key characters were entirely special effects

    12. Re:11 Wins by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      yikes, slashdot ate my "<".

      why would you treat it line one?


      because 11 / 3 < 11 ;)
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    13. Re:11 Wins by haystor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Titanic had a slippery Kate Winslet. They also killed DiCaprio.

      So it wasn't all bad.

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    14. Re:11 Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yeah, if it had been a stand-alone film then it would have been confusing.

      "Hey! Who is that dude with the furry feet...I've never...HEY! What the hell is with those trees walking! Thats...AHH!!! What's with that giant eye thingy?! That's creeping me...HEY! It's Cate Blanchet...why does she have pointy ears...WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?

    15. Re:11 Wins by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My point, which you totally missed, was that if you basically had an identical movie, with pretty much exactly the same story, special effects, etc, that was told as a stand-alone movie, then it wouldn't have been so likely to sweep the board dramatically.

      A fair amount of the voters who voted for ROTK weren't just voting for ROTK they were voting for the trilogy as a whole. In essence, it's likely that ROTK won Oscars in several categories that it wouldn't have won solely on it's own merits.

      Being the final film in a trilogy (and a trilogy that was played out to audiences over a relatively short period of time), ROTK greatly benefited from earlier parts of the story when it came to the Oscars and other awards.

      Similarly, the first two films will, to some extent, have been hurt by the fact that they were the opening and middle acts of a trilogy, and some people who were blown away by The Fellowship Of The Ring or The Two Towers or both won't have voted for them because "it wasn't the right time" to recognise Peter Jackson's achievements, for fear of having the trilogy monopolise the awards for three years running, etc.

      Oscar voters don't always recognise the best performances. Often people will win awards "because it was their turn". Martin Landau winning Best Supporting Actor for his performance in Ed Wood over Samuel L. Jackson for his turn in Pulp Fiction is the best example. Michael Caine's recent Oscar for Cider House Rules is another.

      Whether you want to admit it or not, it's a simple fact that, sometimes, voters ignore the rules and reward people for their careers rather than for any single effort. In a way, the voters were doing that to some degree when they feted ROTK this year.

      If you still think I'm talking rubbish ask yourself this question: why did ROTK win so many Oscars, every single one which it was up for, when both FOTR and TTT came away relatively empty-handed? Was ROTK that much better than it's predecessors? Was it that groundbreaking compared to what had come before?

      To answer your question directly, the point isn't to create a hypothetical and ask "What if there hadn't been two other movies?" the point is to recognise that all three movies were being voted for this time around, not just one.

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    16. Re:11 Wins by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      So Star Wars I/II should be viewed only as inseperable parts of an glorious yet unfinished hexad despite the fact that they're complete pieces of crap with writing and acting that would fail high school drama?

      If a 3 1/2 hour movie can't be viewed as a single work, methinks something is wrong...

    17. Re:11 Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see several problems with your post.
      First, you think acting that would fail high school drama can't make it to Hollywood. I wish that were so!
      Seriously, LotR is NOT A TRILOGY, dammit. It was just too expensive to publish as a single volume so it was split in three, but try reading the Two Towers as a stand alone book, makes no sense at all, half the book talks about Sam and Frodo, the other half about the rest of the world.
      And what does time have to do with anything? Would you film the saga of the Volsungs in 2 hours?
      Btw, I don't think LotR deserved best film, I think it sucks, actually, unless you've read the book.

    18. Re:11 Wins by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      In which case, since the previous two between them managed 6 Oscars, the trilogy has won 17 Oscars.

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    19. Re:11 Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oscar voters don't always recognise the best performances. Often people will win awards "because it was their turn"

      Yes, but . . .

      Martin Landau winning Best Supporting Actor for his performance in Ed Wood over Samuel L. Jackson for his turn in Pulp Fiction is the best example.

      Bad example. One of the flattest performances of all time in the most overfuckingrated film of all time. Not a bad film, I'm not saying that -- I liked Pulp Fiction -- but unfuckingbelievably overrated.

    20. Re:11 Wins by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      For sure, no doubt. But that still doesn't change the fact that LotR was honored, and at least IMHO, deservedly so.

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    21. Re:11 Wins by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      ...and that's the problem. If "it sucks" if you haven't read the book, then "it sucks" as a film.

    22. Re:11 Wins by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      The first two movies didn't win as many Oscars because the LotR crew asked the Academy to wait, and to treat the trilogy as one movie. I remember reading about it back when the first movie came out.

    23. Re:11 Wins by indieb0i · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your comments about it being taken as a trilogy, your examples of other "because it was there turn" awards are quite poor. Landau was absolutely fantastic in Ed Wood, and the choice between him and Sam Jackson (who I consider a horrid actor) is primarily a judgement call. And as far as Michael Caine goes - he put forth a wonderful performance in a year when the the Supporting Actor field was rather weak - would you honestly pick Michael Clarke Duncan or Tom Cruise over him? But honestly I think it's a shame because there were other films that might have been more deserving in some categories but I feel that the voters simply checked off RotK for everything no matter what. Really cheapened the ones they won in my mind.

  12. Well deserved by afidel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    LoTR tied for most Oscar's all time with Ben Hurr and Titanic. I guess the academy decided to wait for the finish of the series to give the props that they so deserved.

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    1. Re:Well deserved by r0xah · · Score: 1

      They don't seem to always pick the winners well, but this year they did an excellent job. Winning 11 different awards kind of makes up for not getting any best picture/director awards for the first two.

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    2. Re:Well deserved by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 0, Insightful
      LoTR tied for most Oscar's all time with Ben Hurr and Titanic. I guess the academy decided to wait for the finish of the series to give the props that they so deserved.

      I know I'm going to get a lot of flames for saying this, but I really didn't find the first two LoTR movies to be Oscar quality. I haven't seen the third one yet so I'll have to see how it turns out before I judge the trilogy as a whole. I am curious how the whole thing pans out in the end (no, I didn't read any of the books). I hope the fellowship guys beat the bad guy because it'd really suck to have an unhappy ending with the Mordor guy taking over the entire world with his monsters.

    3. Re:Well deserved by LittleBigLui · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Moderators: Insightful? I laughed my ass off reading this, and you mod it INSIGHTFUL.

      I only hope, AKnightCowboy really was joking, otherwise he might get mad at me for my rofling and loling.

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    4. Re:Well deserved by nevets · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since AKnightCowboy didn't see the last movie, the comment is not as interesting. But I have to agree a little here. I did not read the books before seeing the first two LOTR movies. The first one, I thought was a bit boring and confusing. I didn't understand the emphasis on the Uruk hai. It seemed that they were a bigger threat than Sauron. I walked out of the movie quite disappointed. When I saw the Two Towers, I thought that one was much better (for those that have not read the books). It wasn't at all confusing, and I enjoyed it quite a bit. But I didn't think it was that great.

      Before seeing the Return of the King, I decided to read the books. Starting with the Hobbit and then the trilogy, I really enjoyed them. I then bought the dvds of the first two movies and watched them with a deeper understanding. This time I loved the first movie, and thought it was better than the second. When I went to see the ROTK, I thought it was excellent. Even though I was in Germany at the time and saw it in German. I later found a theater that played it in English, so I was able to enjoy it a little more. I had a trip to Spain, and saw it there too (Germans can dub better than the Spanish ;-). I absolutely loved the movies after reading the books and even went out to buy the extended additions. Which I must add were well worth it.

      My point is, the first two were ok (I know others that hated the first one) for those that didn't read the books. But for those that have, the movies were done well enough to express the books visually (even with the changes that were made). I believe that the ROTK is excellent whether or not you read the books, although this time I can't judge that, because I read them before seeing the movie.

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    5. Re:Well deserved by Belgand · · Score: 1

      Personally I feel that ROTK is a lot worse if you've read the books as you're then able to note the many places where Jackson (or from the sounds of things on the DVDs, Fran Walsh mostly) changed things for no good reason. Oh, well, aside from trying to make it splashier (the ghosts being present at Minas Tirith) or because he thought he knew how to tell the story better than Tolkein (the radical changes in the personality of Faramir). I'm not some Tolkein-fanboy, but this was definitely far from one of the best literary adaptions I've ever seen.

      In this case ignorance certainly seems like bliss.

    6. Re:Well deserved by nevets · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (* Spoiler for those that have not read the book or seen ROTK *)

      The LOTR trilogy was far too complex to stay true to in the movie. There are somethings that I disagreed with that were change. After watching the cometary of FOTR, I now know why he stressed the Uruk Hai, and that was because an Evil Eye far away is hard to show visually. But I accept most of his changes, even with Frodo fighting with Golum at the end, and falling over the cliff. He paid homage to Golum in his glee, but if he would have just fallen over the edge, then that would have been visually anticlimactic. The fight with Frodo is much more exciting to watch.

      I'm not a die hard LOTR fan so I can accept the changes made without being too upset, even if I disagree with him. I don't believe that PJ was trying to be better than Tolkien, he was just trying to make it better visually. It's hard to compete with someones imagination, and I thing PJ did a good job.

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    7. Re:Well deserved by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      How does the saying go, "foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds?"

      Personally, I think Jackson deserves a special award for not just assembling three terrific films, but doing so under some of the most intense (and often overwrought) scrutiny a filmmaker has ever had to deal with...

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    8. Re:Well deserved by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      My point is, the first two were ok (I know others that hated the first one) for those that didn't read the books. But for those that have, the movies were done well enough to express the books visually (even with the changes that were made). I believe that the ROTK is excellent whether or not you read the books, although this time I can't judge that, because I read them before seeing the movie.

      I have to admit I was kidding a bit with the last part of my post, but I seriously have not read the books and am waiting until I watch RoTK before making a decision on whether I will ever read them or not. I tried to read the Hobbit in grade school but found it to be very boring so I never went back. Then later in High School I found a copy of the Silmarillion at a garage sale (which I still have) for a quarter and tried reading that... again, I got about 3 pages into it and lost interest. I guess I find Tolkien's writing style to be dubiously boring at best.

      What it all came down to was that I've read many of the more "pop" fantasy D&D genre lines like Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms. LoTR is so different from AD&D that it just becomes confusing to me. For example, Gandalf is supposedly some really powerful wizard, but do we ever see him take out an army of orcs with lightning bolts or fireballs? At least not so far in the first movies. Then people say wizards are different in that world. That's unfortunate since in AD&D type novels, wizards are by far my favorite class.

      Did I enjoy the LoTR movies? Sure, like I said they were watchable and the battle scenes in the second one were pretty cool, but Oscar-worthy? Definitely not. So anyway, I will reserve further judgement until I see RoTK, which unfortunately won't be until May when they release it on DVD.

      P.S.: I finally went and looked at what the nominee lists were for the Oscars.. I guess of the movies they nominated it was the best picture, but it must've been a bad movie year in general. Master and Commander? Seabiscuit?! WTF?

    9. Re:Well deserved by nevets · · Score: 1

      For example, Gandalf is supposedly some really powerful wizard, but do we ever see him take out an army of orcs with lightning bolts or fireballs?

      Interesting, because in the commentary, JP specifically specifies that he doesn't care too much for wizards and magic. Thus the scene between Gandalf and Saruman was like two old men fighting instead of a Wizard war. I prefer this too since it gives Gandalf a more advisory role than a fighter. Although the ROTK has him do more magic, but don't get your hopes up, he more or less just keeps the bad guys from doing more magic.

      Also, in the Hobbit, he kills orcs with a flash of light. As for the Silmarillion, although I have not read it, I have been told that that is more like a history book on Middle Earth than a story. Of all of Tolkien's books, that should be the last one to read. The LOTR series also gets dry unless you skip some of the scenery descriptions. Tolkien loved to describe scenery, to a point that I was like "OK, enough already, lets get back to the story!".

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    10. Re:Well deserved by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Try reading "A Guide to Middle-Earth". I have the desk calendar, and it is excellent. The "Silmarillion" is very dry. You have to remember, it was compiled from Tolkien's notes after his death. You must realize that the "Silmarillion" is basically a history book.

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    11. Re:Well deserved by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Also, in the Hobbit, he kills orcs with a flash of light. As for the Silmarillion, although I have not read it, I have been told that that is more like a history book on Middle Earth than a story. Of all of Tolkien's books, that should be the last one to read. The LOTR series also gets dry unless you skip some of the scenery descriptions. Tolkien loved to describe scenery, to a point that I was like "OK, enough already, lets get back to the story!".

      Hmm, I guess that makes sense then. I guess I will try to read through the LoTR trilogy after I see RoTK. I've gone this far without reading it, I might as well not spoil the ending of the movies. I guess I really AM the only one here that has never read the LoTR novels because I really have no idea what happens at the end of them. I imagine good prevails over evil as is customary, but other than that I'm looking forward to seeing it. Perhaps I'll even break down and go to a theater and see it, although I prefer watching DVDs on my projector at home.

  13. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If by "They didn't win in one category they were in" you mean "They did win in every category they were in", you're absolutely correct.

  14. This was well deserved! by MoonFog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Good to see Peter Jackson finally got the Best Director award!

    I don't always agree with the Oscars on who should receive it, but IMHO Return of the King deserved each and everyone of them! Kudos to the jury for finally giving Peter Jackson the recognition he rightfully earned after creating (again IMHO) one of the most memorable film projects ever!

    1. Re:This was well deserved! by hattig · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Dunno about that bland Annie Lennox song ... A Mighty Wind's At The End of the Rainbow was a much better song, IMO. However in all other respects the film deserved the awards.

      Note: Ben Hur was nominated for 12, and Titanic was nominated for 14 ... so LOTR:ROTK is the first (to win 11) to win all the awards it was nominated for.

    2. Re:This was well deserved! by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      I don't always agree with the Oscars on who should receive it, but IMHO Return of the King deserved each and everyone of them! Kudos to the jury for finally giving Peter Jackson the recognition he rightfully earned after creating (again IMHO) one of the most memorable film projects ever!

      "Each and every one of them"? Come on... I mean the movie was good, but was the sound editing in ROTK that much better than the other nominees? (And let me not delve into the irony of a 3 hour movie winning best editing.)

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    3. Re:This was well deserved! by NoseSocks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Two things to consider:

      1) This award was more for the music of the whole trilogy. They said it was for the film, but these rewards were saved up for the trilogy.
      2) A Mighty Wind had better songs, but honestly the music for "The Triplets of Bellville", especially the piece in the club where the old ladies improvise with a newspaper, a vacuum cleaner, and an old refrigerator, blew away the competition. I was sad to see Triplets not get any awards. C'est la vie.

    4. Re:This was well deserved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is banned in most other establishments, including grocery stores, bowling alleys and hotel meeting rooms.

      Best song? Can you even name it? Sting's song in Cold Mountain was much better. LOTR's was just a bunch of wailing.

    5. Re:This was well deserved! by metlin · · Score: 3, Funny

      I liked the part where the winner of the Best Foreign Language Film award, for the Canadian movie, The Barbarian Invasions came up on stage and said something along the lines of,

      "Thank God LoTR was not nominated in this category"
      :)

      That, in itself spoke volumes. Kudos to Peter Jackson!

    6. Re:This was well deserved! by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1

      "But the Dwarves of old, they delved too deep
      And awakened a Balrog from its sleep
      And evil doom fell on all the Dwarves
      The Balrog's flames did slay them all


      Delve not into the editing of ROTK lest a similar fate await you.

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    7. Re:This was well deserved! by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      I agree on the song...though I thought the triplets of Bellville had a better song.

      Gollum's Song from TTT would have been a better song to win - very haunting.

    8. Re:This was well deserved! by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      LOTR won for best score, AND best song. It was actually two different categories.

      On the other hand, I really didn't love any of the songs nominated for best song. They were all ok.

      For improvisation, the song from "The Triplets of Bellville" was very uninteresting. I mean, my marching band in high school did that "found art" thing, and I think we did it with more depth. Maybe the performance of it at the Oscars was just bad, I'll have to see the movie.

  15. About damn time by Tuzy2k · · Score: 1, Funny

    Book Shaka-Laka KIGKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES - Suck on that Cold Mountain

    1. Re:About damn time by tepples · · Score: 1

      Disney's Cold Mountain was a bad idea in two ways: 1. it's published by the Eisner Company, which is even more evil than the rest of the MPAA, and 2. its title reminded me too much of the name of a map in the second half of Super Mario 64 .

    2. Re:About damn time by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      It's the least of what the Oscars could do after what they did in 1978 by passing up Star Wars IV: A New Hope.

      C'mon, a Woody Allen film beat out Star Wars?

      Yeah, it was the least they could do.

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  16. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Dash-o-Salt · · Score: 1

    You are incorrect. CNN and multiple other news sources are reporting that LOTR : ROTK has won in all 11 nominations it recieved.

  17. Retroactive Recognition by theRhinoceros · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No doubt many of these awards are symbolic awards for the efforts in creating the entire trilogy, not just RotK. I have my doubts if the third LotR movie was that good, especially given some of the films it was up against, but the trilogy as a whole merits siginificant recognition and I think that was given tonight.

    1. Re:Retroactive Recognition by fmita · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this means that some people and films that perhaps should have won, didn't. (that's not to say that ROTK didn't rock, of course)

    2. Re:Retroactive Recognition by r0xah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some of the awards this may be true, but the best director at the very least is deserved even for just RoTK. Peter Jackson had to conduct an army of actors, extras and stage hands. He more than likely worked his ass off from before the first day of shooting till the final cut of RoTK was ready to be shipped out. He has done an amazing job of translating an amazing book into 3 amazing movies.

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    3. Re:Retroactive Recognition by Erbo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      That was my thought, too...that the Academy was waiting until the whole story was complete before showering LotR with the honors it so richly deserved. The whole trilogy will stand forever as the first successful attempt to translate one of the greatest works of fantasy literature in history into film, one that caused so many of us (including me) to sit back and say, "Yes...that's what it's supposed to look like."

      And here are the two things I had to say when RotK completed its sweep:

      "GEEK MOVIES RULE THE UNIVERSE!"

      "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and with the Oscars bind them!"

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    4. Re:Retroactive Recognition by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      But all but the last would have been true if it'd been Francis Ford Coppola directing Eye of Darkness. "Rivendell. I was still in Rivendell..." "Let that be a lesson to you Master Frodo, never get out of the boat!" "Hey, this is Gondor right? Who's in charge here?!"

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    5. Re:Retroactive Recognition by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      thats the one award I would have said otherwise. it took some skill as a director to shoot 3 movies at once.

      Peter Jackson had to conduct an army of actors, extras and stage hands

      he didn't do that on the previous two?

      i'm glad he won, especially over Lost in Translation. That was a good movie and i'm glad it won best original screenplay. but LoTR was much more of a directing struggle than LiT.

    6. Re:Retroactive Recognition by Moofie · · Score: 1

      And this is the first year that that ever happened at the Oscars. Right.

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  18. Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trilogy finally got its comeupperance.

    New Zealand will be celebrating tonight! :D

  19. Why not cinematography by vinit79 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bohoo ...... Why wasnt it nominated for best cinematography ??? I havnt seen better cinematography before.

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    1. Re:Why not cinematography by bonch · · Score: 2

      Both were beautiful movies, but I think Lost in Translation had better cinematography.

    2. Re:Why not cinematography by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In terms of cinematography, the footage of the fires calling Rohan to Gondor's aid was fantastic, but overall the cinematography wasn't that impressive. You've got to remember that a great many scenes used mainly CGI backdrops, and I'm not sure this category was designed to cover footage of non-live scenery and action.

      The winner of that category, Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World was absolutely in a different class to the rest of the field, ROTK included. I don't think Peter Jackson would argue that he was slighted in that department, especially after his 11 out of 11 haul.

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    3. Re:Why not cinematography by avkillick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too much CGI - especially in the backdrops. This does not go down too well with the powers that be in this categroy - the cinematographers.

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    4. Re:Why not cinematography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why wasnt it nominated for best cinematography"

      My question was "how did it win best art direction over Girl With A Pearl Earring?" WTF? Frankly, LotR nabbed a few that it didn't deserve. It trampled better nominees like "Belleville Rendezvous" and "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" for best song. I knew when it won those categories that a Best Picture award was inevitable.

    5. Re:Why not cinematography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really?

      I wasn't so hot about it. I just watched it last night on my big screen, and I wasn't impressed overall.

      A compelling film, no doubt, and artfully done, but I guess I missed that part.

    6. Re:Why not cinematography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It couldn't get nominated for best cinematography as the rules restrict cinematography nominations to one per shoot (all three movies were done in one shoot).

      FOTR got nominated and won for best cinematography so the other movies couldn't be nominated.

    7. Re:Why not cinematography by LMCBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've got to remember that a great many scenes used mainly CGI backdrops, and I'm not sure this category was designed to cover footage of non-live scenery and action.

      That would be a good point, but I wonder if you realize how much of the scenery in th LotR trilogy was *not* CGI? In fact, I would say most of the backgrounds were not, they were either real locations or "bigatures". Edoras was actually built full-scale on that windswept hill. Helm's deep was a colossol bigature built in a quarry. Even the Black Gate and both Towers were physical models, not CGI.

      Besides, most of the naval warfare shots in M&C:FSotW were actually digital, so I don't see that it is all that different from RotK in terms of cinematographic technique.

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    8. Re:Why not cinematography by danila · · Score: 1, Troll

      In terms of cinematography, the footage of the fires calling Rohan to Gondor's aid was fantastic.

      It was fantastic if you are willing to ignore the fact that Rohan is apparently 5000+ km away from Gondor, the fact that some of the posts were located above the clouds, where even professional climbers with modern equipment would have difficulties climbing to and where the fires would not be visible anyway, as well as the fact that Pip's role is a blatant copy of Gimli's with Horn of Hornburg. Not to mention that fact that flying on the helicopter and shooting some random mountains and later slapping some CGI fires there does not qualify as fantastic cinematography.

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    9. Re:Why not cinematography by Doogie5526 · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to reinforce the other response to you. I haven't seen either film (Master and Commander, or RoTK) but Peter Jackson went to great lengths to reproduce most every scene in real life. Very very little of that was CG. (I haven't seen the film, but I've looked at many of the plates before/after CG) I'm sure Master and Commander also had a significant amount of CG plates (most of the time they are shot live and blue screened back in to the live action, flying there w/ a camera is a lot cheaper than redoing it in 3d). But, most every single plate for film is digitally touched up and modified... So while I can't argue with the decision of the academy, I think you're reasoning is flawed.

    10. Re:Why not cinematography by spectecjr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The winner of that category, Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World was absolutely in a different class to the rest of the field, ROTK included. I don't think Peter Jackson would argue that he was slighted in that department, especially after his 11 out of 11 haul. ... and also used a heck of a lot of CG as well.

      Read this

      Master and Commander used fake sets as well. To about the same degree (if not more) as ROTK.

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    11. Re:Why not cinematography by thdexter · · Score: 2, Informative

      "...I don't think Peter Jackson would argue that he was slighted"

      Also, considering that FOTR won cinematography.

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    12. Re:Why not cinematography by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Firstly, I'm not a Tolkien buff, but I do know that the Trilogy takes place over a relatively short time period. (18 months? 3 years? I can't remember which it is off the top of my head.)

      Bearing that in mind, I don't think that Rohan is "5000+ km" away from Gondor. Considering that the hobbits travel from the Shire to Mount Doom, two points even further apart from each other than Rohan and Gondor, your statement seems highly unlikely. If I'm wrong, then I apologise in advance, but it does seem incredulous.

      Secondly, I know this will sound patronising, but it's a fantasy story, so please let go of the "above the clouds posts and fires would be impractical and impossible" shit. If this was a film set in our world and our time you'd have a point, but it isn't, so you don't. Sorry.

      And what does that, or the fact that Pip's role is similar to a small part Gimli's role at Helm's Deep, have to do with anything? We're not talking about scripts and storylines here, we're talking about cinematography.

      Lastly, yes, I'm sure that if we disected those scenes, we'd find out that they basically involved flying around in a helicopter and adding a few CGI fires later on. But there's more to cinematography than just pointing a camera at something, just as there's more to directing than just sitting in a chair and saying "action" and "cut" and more to acting than just repeating lines that someone's written for you.

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    13. Re:Why not cinematography by Rovaani · · Score: 1
      It was fantastic if you are willing to ignore the fact that Rohan is apparently 5000+ km away from Gondor

      Approximately 370 miles. Definitely under 400 miles even by the road from Edoras to Minas Tirith. Measured from the larger-scale map of Rohan/Gondor in the end of my copy of LotR.

      Not to mention that fact that flying on the helicopter and shooting some random mountains and later slapping some CGI fires there does not qualify as fantastic cinematography.

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    14. Re:Why not cinematography by Christ-on-a-bike · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing grandparent post's point. AFAICT they meant that in ROTK the fires scene makes it appear that the distance is 5000 miles, when we know it is in fact a lot less. I agree to an extent; I think the endless snow and ice looks like overkill given that we know Shadowfax can get round the mountain range in the matter of a few days.

    15. Re:Why not cinematography by danila · · Score: 1

      Finally someone got it. :) And to the snow and ice we also need to add a few simple facts:
      - Pippin lit the first fire in the afternoon
      - the night passed and the final fire was lit in the morning
      - in those continuous scenes where we saw two or more fires being lit, the delay was a few seconds at most
      - the average visible distance between the posts is a kilometer or so

      Simple calculations help us arrive at the truly ridiculous estimate of 5000 miles. :)

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    16. Re:Why not cinematography by danila · · Score: 1

      As Christ-on-a-bike noticed, my point was that even though the distance actually was at most few hundred miles, it appeared as if the posts stretched some huge distance because of unwarranted grandeur, dragging out endlessly and unrealistic combination of distance (1 km between posts) and delay (5-10 seconds between the fire was lit at neighbouring posts).

      And even ignoring the unrealistic execution, we are left with the total uselessness of the sequence. It doesn't help to move the story along, other than giving a formal explanation of why Rohan comes to Gondor. Of course, this was handled in the book much more elegantly. Jackson invented another stupid character arc - after Helm's Deep King Theoden again changes his mind and decides that he doesn't really want to fight again, even though he now has ~30 times as many soldiers as he had in HD. To resolve the arc PJ chooses an unrealistic solution, which starts with stupid scene of Pippin accidentally (even though that was his goal anyway) lighting the fire. This spoils the supposed monumentality of the beacon sequence. And it's not like we really cared about Theoden coming to Gondor, since we were not shown the Mordor army, were not introduced to the Gondorian people and could not really believe Theoden would not come (especially since the only goal of Gandalf's trip is apparently to light these stupid beacons).

      Simply said, it was wrong in every imaginable way. As for the story being fantasy, that still doesn't warrant arbitrarily unrealistic events. I can believe in magic, Elves and a huge Eye for the duration of the movie, but I can't believe for a second (and I was not immersed in the movie enough to blindly accept it) that Gondor would set up signal posts in the mountains. Again, that just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Thing about it.

      As for the overall impression, I admit, those who went to the film conditioned to love everything they saw (for any reason), could be very impressed with the sequence. But they would love everything, as illustrated by the fact that many people simply refuse to admit there were ANY flaws in ROTK. And if you wasn't conditioned (I wasn't after the TTT fiasco), the scene would either look quite ordinary or, worse, unrealistic.

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    17. Re:Why not cinematography by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      My biggest problem after watching that scene again is the people manning the posts. Okay...it looked cool having fires at the top of the world, but how is someone supposed to man such a remote post 24x7 and survive?

    18. Re:Why not cinematography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fellowship of the Ring won it two years ago. I think thats probably why. Cinematography is considered one of the 2nd tier awards (not actor/actress/picture/director but still a big one) and I doubt the Academy wanted LOTR to hog it.

    19. Re:Why not cinematography by zzyzx · · Score: 1

      " To resolve the arc PJ chooses an unrealistic solution, which starts with stupid scene of Pippin accidentally (even though that was his goal anyway) lighting the fire. "

      Actually it was not accidental. He accidentally spilled out the water, but to light the fire he grabbed the burning torch thingie and put it on the woodpile.

      As for the 5 second delays, I took that to be people kind of spacing out (having the job of watching the next beacon and waiting for it to be lit can get quite boring) so it took them some time to go from being able to see the fire to reacting.

    20. Re:Why not cinematography by prell · · Score: 1

      Secondly, I know this will sound patronising, but it's a fantasy story, so please let go of the "above the clouds posts and fires would be impractical and impossible" shit.

      "Fantasy" isn't a license to do whatever you want with no rules. Judging only from the movies, LotR is one of the more sparsely "fantasy" fantasy stories that I've seen or read. People don't magically fly, and spells and potions and things are not liberal. Not to say that those things are bad or spite-worthy; my point in saying this is that LotR has a good basis in "normal reality" for its logic. Following this, it is not impractical to question things that do not work in the normal world but do in LotR: I didn't see Gandalf up on the mountains keeping the fires lit; if those fires do not light in our world, they should not light in Middle Earth: the same atmosphere that prohibits clouds to form above a certain altitude by law is of the same nature we have, and therefore should not permit fires to be struck.

      Every fantasy is classically allowed some bit of "bolognium," but frankly I don't accept that: if something happens and goes unexplained through the entirety of the story, that really detracts from the story in my opinion. Fantasy stories must have rules (and rigid ones) to work.

    21. Re:Why not cinematography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't magically fly?? What about the silly deathmatch scene in Saruman's chamber?

  20. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by duffhuff · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I saw them in one category that they didn't win in...I'm sure of it.

    Yeah, Andy Serkis for Best Supporting Actor.

  21. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, they won in all eleven. Even Steven Spielberg said "It's a clean sweep!", and they tied Titanic and Ben-Hur for movie with the most Oscars at 11.

  22. WETA by crumbz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It is interesting to see a movie that contains a leat one digital artifact in every shot or sequence simply overwhelm the awards. When will we see the effects groups have a category?

    Oh yes, Bill Murray should have one for best actor. No doubt.

    1. Re:WETA by afidel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uhh, this was the third year in a row that a LoTR movie won for best visual effects!!

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    2. Re:WETA by Ieshan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Visual effects is the category you're looking for, and LOTR won that.

      What more do you want?

    3. Re:WETA by krumms · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh yes, Bill Murray should have one for best actor. No doubt.

      Yeah? I was too busy sleeping through Lost In Translation to notice his acting.

    4. Re:WETA by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Bill Murray looked really disappointed not to have won it. I wonder what he shouted out to Billy Crystal when Billy joked afterwards, "Bill, don't go, please stay."

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    5. Re:WETA by bobobobo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank you! I'm not the only one pissed off Bill didn't win. An absolutely stellar performance on his part. The academy seems to to slight him because he's dubbed a 'comedic actor.'

    6. Re:WETA by k_head · · Score: 1

      Bill's performance was OK. He was acting like he always does. In other words he was pretty much playing himself (albeit a little more subdued).

      Sean Penn gave a terrific performance in both 21 grams and mystic river this year. He could have won it for either one. He definately deserved the award.

      Personaly I though Tim Robbins did an amazing job. His was the best performance I was this year without question.

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  23. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No you didn't. Achievement in Cinematography is teh category that everyone is thinking they lost in, but they weren't even nominated. Master and Commander won.

  24. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Carrierwave · · Score: 1

    I guess they figured that fantasy was their domain and Bush should leave well enough alone.

  25. Best quote of the night by newdamage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Peter Jackson: Hopefully fantasy is an f-word that won't get bleeped by the 5 second delay.

    That made me laugh, and it's sad but true, it literally took one of the greatest achievements in film making to get the movie industry to recognize the fantasy genre as a valid medium of film making, not just a bunch of movies for fanboys in costume.

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    1. Re:Best quote of the night by chazwurth · · Score: 1

      No kidding. And it speaks to the genius of Peter Jackson and everyone involved in the project that they managed to pull this off. I usually don't give a damn who gets the awards, but it's fantastic to see them recognized for what was one of the most impressive projects in cinematic history.

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    2. Re:Best quote of the night by barzok · · Score: 1

      Yep, we're all forgetting your made-up history. http://www.oscars.com/legacy/pastwinners/picture3. html

    3. Re:Best quote of the night by bonch · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The "fantasy genre" is only as good as its movies. If fantasy movies haven't won in the past, it's because they weren't actually all that good. What others have there been? Star Wars?

    4. Re:Best quote of the night by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Insightful


      That made me laugh, and it's sad but true, it literally took one of the greatest achievements in film making to get the movie industry to recognize the fantasy genre as a valid medium of film making, not just a bunch of movies for fanboys in costume.


      Are you so sure that Hollywood sees fantasy as anything but? Sure - Jackson was able to fight the good fight and create this epic (in both film and production). But it's important to note that he had to fight to keep his vision intact. Jackson did a good job (critics aside). But will anybody else do as well?

      Or will the previous poster's prediction hold true and we'll be inundated by more crappy fantasy?

      The important thing here isn't that the LotR trilogy was fantasy. It's that it was an epic work, a good story, and a good series of films. That just happened to be a fantasy.
    5. Re:Best quote of the night by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      I think everyone is forgetting that Star Wars won Best Picture back in 1975.

      Well, that's because it didn't. The original Star Wars came out in 1977, not '75, and though it was nominated for Best Picture, it didn't win; that went to Annie Hall (for '77; for '75 it was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest).

    6. Re:Best quote of the night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

    7. Re:Best quote of the night by hdparm · · Score: 1
      The most impresive, hands down. As New Zealander I feel so proud today.

      Another important thing happened today and I really hope that it won't be overlooked as was the case with some previous performances by brilliant actor Sean Penn. It will be hard to get through accolades that LOTR, quite deservedly, is going to win but Oscar for Sean Penn must go to all front pages as well. In bold.

    8. Re:Best quote of the night by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      That made me laugh, and it's sad but true, it literally took one of the greatest achievements in film making to get the movie industry to recognize the fantasy genre as a valid medium of film making, not just a bunch of movies for fanboys in costume.

      Now if they'd only recognize comedies as best picture material. How many comedies throughout the years have one best picture?

    9. Re:Best quote of the night by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1

      Oh for god's sake, you can mod me as flamebait if you like, but somebody has to speak up. This movie, the whole trilogy in fact, is not a work of genius. Yes, it took a lot of work to make it, but it is exactly what I would expect a Hollywood style epic to be: over dramatized, over computerized, over acted, over composed. Everything about it fits the standard Hollywood mold. The more money and special effects you throw at it, the greater and more memorable it is, right? Sheesh. It astonishes me that virtually everyone on this site does nothing but rave about these films, on and on, with no other points of view. I'll give my genius awards to Bergman, Tarkovsky, Kubrick, Kurosawa, De Sica, not "PJ".

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    10. Re:Best quote of the night by zaxus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, film snob, this is Slashdot. You want Rotten Tomatoes. Two doors down on the right. Thanks for calling. Now leave us fanboys alone.

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    11. Re:Best quote of the night by demonbug · · Score: 2, Funny

      Willow kicks ass.

    12. Re:Best quote of the night by ignavus · · Score: 1

      What about the Princess Bride?

      "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

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    13. Re:Best quote of the night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. Although I don't think your username says much for your choice of films!

    14. Re:Best quote of the night by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Peter Jackson deserves all the accolades he can get IMO for one reason above all others: He didn't screw it up.
      It would have been Sooooooo easy.

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    15. Re:Best quote of the night by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1
      Well said. Although I don't think your username says much for your choice of films!

      I'm not above watching bad films either, and I never said Lord of the Rings was a terrible film. I just won't be heaping endless praises on it because it's very predictable Hollywood stuff.

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    16. Re:Best quote of the night by chazwurth · · Score: 1

      It's funny you should say so. Sean Penn is pretty much my favorite living actor, and I agree that some of his best performances have been overlooked, but I don't think he shoud have won it this year. I think it should have gone to Johnny Depp. No, the role wasn't as serious(obviously); but it was as challenging, and it's rare to see someone bring a character to life the way he did. The fact that it was in a silly Disney movie shouldn't get in the way of recognizing that. Sean Penn was great (as was Tim Robbins - I'm glad he won) - but not that great.

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    17. Re:Best quote of the night by chazwurth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are different kinds of genius, and a movie doesn't have to be particularly intellectual to exhibit genius.

      What I love about these movies is that they express many of the themes and much of the feel of Tolkien's works in a way I thought was compelling. The genius I see in them is brilliant adaptation -- Peter Jackson managed to successfully adapt a work I didn't think was adaptable. He did it well, which from my point of view means that he didn't get caught up with the details, but focused on what was important, which in this case was theme, emotional overtones, etc. I agree that they were dramatic and overacted, but in part that's because the characters talked a lot like Tolkien's characters do. That's the material they were working with, and that's one of the things I liked.

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    18. Re:Best quote of the night by May+Kasahara · · Score: 1
      You know, once Steven Spielberg came on stage to announce the Best Picture winner, I knew that it was a foregone conclusion; after all, we're talking about this generation's most successful director of fantasy and sci-fi films announcing the Best Picture award... HMMM...

      Irregardless of ROTK's sweep prior to The Big Moment, I couldn't envision any other film but ROTK getting the award after that.

  26. Oscars? by chazwurth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These movies deserved a lifetime achievement award.
    That said...Best. Oscars. Ever.

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    1. Re:Oscars? by Admiral1973 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Best. Oscars. Ever."?

      Um, not really. The show was entertaining, but there were NO surprises. All the front-runners with the oddsmakers for acting awards went home with Oscars. Anytime LOTR was nominated, it won. I loved LOTR and am ecstatic that ROTK received the recognition it so richly deserved, but there were some other excellent films this year that weren't rewarded. It wouldn't have taken anything away from ROTK's night if Master and Commander or Pirates of the Caribbean had won a few of the technical awards. I'm most excited about Best Director and Best Picture. Everything else is just gravy.

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    2. Re:Oscars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      NO surprises == best oscars.

      Isn't that supposed to be how awards are granted? If there were big surprises (meaning unfairness), it would be a bad Oscars.

    3. Re:Oscars? by chazwurth · · Score: 1

      Gravy indeed, but well-deserved gravy. As far as other films that lost on technical awards -- I personally don't think they deserved them. ROTK was better than they were in those areas. I thought Pirates of the Caribbean and Master and Commander were both very good -- but not as good in the areas they were nominated for.

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  27. I've yet to see this film by (1337)+God · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    (Probably one of the few around here who hasn't.)

    Anyway, I figure I'll get the 3-set DVD when (if) it comes out.

    Is it worth the $50? I'm not a huge sci-fi fan really, and never read the books, and I don't collect movies. Still, it seems to be a favorite among geeks and moviegoers alike.

    Thoughts?

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    1. Re:I've yet to see this film by bc90021 · · Score: 1

      Heh, /me thinks it will cost more than $50. Likely close to double that, and I think it will be more than three disks, too. ;)

  28. Loved 'em all, but... by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 4, Informative

    not everyone did... Check out this list of deviations.

    1. Re:Loved 'em all, but... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Well boo-frigging-hoo! "The movie was not 100% identical to the book! Peter Jackson: Burn in Hell!"

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    2. Re:Loved 'em all, but... by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      First of all, let me say that what PJ did is nothing short of phenomenal and I congratulate him and everyone else involved in the making of these films.

      I read the series for the first time when I was 8 years old and have read it too many times to count since then. I personally only have problems with two of the changes made in the movies (The not so subtle changes to Faramir's character and the scene where Frodo sides with Gollum and sends Sam back to the Shire). Any other changes were simply poetic license and did not detract from the story. Now, before you flame me, what did the two changes I mention add to the story? Both demonstrated character flaws that were not present in Tolkein's works and did nothing to add to the story.

      Will these changes keep me from picking up the DVD when available? No. And I look forward to the extended version as well. (Yes, even though it goes against my "I hate Hollywood" nature, I am one of those people that buys both versions because I did enjoy them so much and would like to support them; as if they need it ;).

      Coincidently, I had just seen the site I linked to earlier in the day yesterday and found it interesting. Even the author realizes that he is nit-picking. I simply thought other Tolkein fans might like to see it as well.

    3. Re:Loved 'em all, but... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Maybe you don't have any problem with it, but the morons at that website do.

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  29. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by ebbomega · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    See, now that everybody sees how pointless it was, the same point that got Michael Moore booed off the stage got applause from this year's documentary winner.

    WELL 20/20 HINDSIGHT AFTER A BUNCH OF PEOPLE DIED NOW, ISN'T IT!

    Go America.

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  30. I'm still bitter by n0nsensical · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Pulp Fiction was robbed in '94.

    1. Re:I'm still bitter by cabingirl · · Score: 1
      I was describing that Oscar show to some coworkers the other day...how it was the alternative, edgy film vs. the conventional, feel-good blockbuster (Forrest Gump). It was all about the clashing ideologies.

      Of course, I was 19 at the time and probably taking the whole thing (and myself) a bit too seriously...

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    2. Re:I'm still bitter by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I've thought that LA confidential was the one that got screwed, by Titanic, at least Forrest Gump was good, and then they had to make up for it with Russell Crowe in Gladiator.

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  31. Ian McKellen Robbed by destine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ian McKellen deserved an Oscar for his performance, not only because he was consistently great in all three movies, but his acting didn't overshadow and it easily could have. It's a pity he was nominated this year.

    1. Re:Ian McKellen Robbed by bonch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are so many people in the movies that deserved actor Oscars, I think Best Picture was a way of acknowledging everyone.

      P.S. Bill Murray should have won. Freaking Sean Penn, that pretentious prick? Loved Billy Crystal's knowing quip to Bill afterward.

    2. Re:Ian McKellen Robbed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no he fuckin' shouldn't. It was a pretty crap performance like all other acting in that film. Benicio del Toro should have won best supporting actor and Bill Murray should have won Best Lead.

    3. Re:Ian McKellen Robbed by ziggles · · Score: 1

      Come on. Do you even watch movies besides LOTR? The performances nominated were all vastly better than any acting job in LOTR.

    4. Re:Ian McKellen Robbed by Power+Luser · · Score: 1

      I'm sure all the actors are just happy to have taken part in the greatest movie making experience of all time. It's good that LotR has gotten some recognition at the Oscars, but the Oscars has never always been about the best, or most deserving: it's about what and who is fashionable at the time.

    5. Re:Ian McKellen Robbed by EvilXenu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Deserved it? I daresay he did. Many that win deserve to lose. And some that lose deserve to win. Can you give it to them, destine? Do not be too eager to deal out Oscars in judgement. Even the Academy cannot see all ends.

  32. Why Not The First Two As Well? by portege00 · · Score: 1

    What made the third one so much better than the first two? I'm actually wondering what everyone thinks, as I think all three of them deserved such awards.

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    1. Re:Why Not The First Two As Well? by platypussrex · · Score: 0

      Conventional wisdom is that the academy was waiting to see how it turned out before bestowing awards. (Turned out commercially... I assume that at least most of the academy can read the book!). Many are saying that this years' awards are really for the whole trilogy.

    2. Re:Why Not The First Two As Well? by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 2

      The general consensus seems to be that the awards ROTK won are really for all three as a whole.

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  33. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They lost in best sound editing. It went to Master and Commander

  34. Bad Taste? by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

    Well, I do have to say that LotR was better Oscar-material than both Bad Taste and Braindead, and even if The Frighteners was ok...well, LotR just kicks booty.

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  35. We loves it, oh yes. by aardvarko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sam: What we need is a little bit of recognition.
    Gollum: What's recognishin, precious? What's recognishin, eh?
    Sam: Rec-og-ni-tion. Honors, awards, critics in a stew. Lovely big golden awards with a nice nameplate on the bottom.
    Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
    Gollum: Oh yes, we could. Spoilin' nice shinies. Give it to us raw and unfinished. You keep nasty awards.
    Sam: You're hopeless.

  36. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by sirsnork · · Score: 1

    That was last year I believe.. This year he didn't even get nominated

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  37. ROTK was robbed!! by Cosmik · · Score: 0, Troll

    ROTK was nominated for, and won, 11 Oscars. This allowed the film to tie with Ben Hur and Titanic for the most Oscars.

    However, they should have been nominated for Best Foreign Film a well. I mean, if a Canadian film can win Best Foreign Film this year, surely ROTK could have been nominated for it as well (and, ultimately, win it).

    ROTK should have broken the record. Robbed! Robbed, I tell ya!

    Nasty voting panelses.

    1. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by Derkec · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's best Foriegn Language Film. The Canadian film was in French. That said, there was enough non-english spoken for me :).

    2. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by tube013 · · Score: 1

      Foreign Language Film is the catagory I believe

    3. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The category is best foreign LANGUAGE film. There's not enough Elvish in ROTK for it to qualify.

    4. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by Wilwayco · · Score: 1

      Next year's Best Foreign Language film should be the new Jesus movie...

    5. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by djimi · · Score: 1

      Regarding the Foreign Film Award:
      from http://www.oscars.org/75academyawards/rules/rule14 .html
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      Rule Fourteen
      Special Rules for The Best Foreign Film Award

      I. Definition
      A foreign language film is defined, for Academy Award purposes, as a feature-length motion picture produced outside the United States of America with a predominantly non-English dialogue track.

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    6. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by lostchicken · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suppose this was a joke, but it's Best Foreign Language Film, and Elvish doesn't count.

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    7. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by Rooktoven · · Score: 1

      No, then Barbarian Invasions couldn't have won-- and it was a fantastic movie.

      But then I'm partial to anything I've seen by Denys Arcand...

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    8. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by El · · Score: 1

      In fact, the best line of the evening was spoken by the winner of Best Foreign Language Film: "I'm just thankful that Lord of the Rings didn't qualify for this category!"

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    9. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by El · · Score: 2, Informative

      I mean, if a Canadian film can win Best Foreign Film this year, surely ROTK could have been nominated for it as well (and, ultimately, win it). Uh, English language films don't qualify as Foreign Language. The Canadian film (Les Barbarians) was in that OTHER language they speak in Canada... French.

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    10. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Just saw it this evening. Incredible!

    11. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by ignavus · · Score: 1

      IMDb lists the language of RotK as English/Sindarin.

      So maybe it should have been nominated as best foreign language film.

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    12. Re:ROTK was robbed!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Liv Tyler should have had Best Female Lead. Robbed! Robbed, I tell ya!

  38. Teeeeeeee!!! by dupper · · Score: 1

    *giddy geek squeel*

  39. Let the by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let the jokes about the pppppprrrrreeeeeecccciiiiiiiooooooouuuuuussssss Oscar statue commence!!

  40. Yawn.... by telstar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone else here not give a crap about self-congratulatory multi-hour commercials? Lord of the Rings was a great movie ... as were a number of others that came out this year. I've just got no interest in what a select group of voters thinks about a film.

    1. Re:Yawn.... by Xzzy · · Score: 0

      Then don't watch the shows? The oscars aren't operated for your benefit. It's soley for the benefit of the people who make movies, for other movie makers to show recognition for notable achievments.

    2. Re:Yawn.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Generally, NO, I don't give a crap. However, in this case, it was nice to see that they can look past the 'fantasy' and see a well done movie.
      I gues it's just a 'feeler' of whats to come. Probably get some more fantasy movies, and with any luck 10% of them will be good.

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    3. Re:Yawn.... by telstar · · Score: 1
      "The oscars aren't operated for your benefit."
      • Then don't show it on TV.

    4. Re:Yawn.... by screwballicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Anyone else here not give a crap about self-congratulatory multi-hour commercials? Lord of the Rings was a great movie ... as were a number of others that came out this year. I've just got no interest in what a select group of voters thinks about a film.

      It's a bit circular, the logic. The Oscars are a valued commodity, whether or not we personally think they mean anything. Because they're valued, we want to see the folks we're interested in receive them. Because we care that the folks we're interested in receive them, they're a valued commodity.

      Having said that, I didn't watch the Oscars. But, again, I did wish to see Peter Jackson and LoTR receive them, as Peter Jackson lives in a world where they are valued.

    5. Re:Yawn.... by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

      Then don't show it on TV.

      Over 30 million people watched it from the U.S. alone, and many millions more worldwide. Just because you don't care to watch something does not mean it should not be televised.

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    6. Re:Yawn.... by Kevon · · Score: 1

      And so you're posting in this topic why?

      You'd probably "give a crap" if a select group of your peers decided to recognize your work. That's what the Oscars are. They don't exist for your interest. They're only on television because a lot of people have interest in them.

    7. Re:Yawn.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      move elsewhere! how lazy are you on a scale?


      I got localized talking heads during all commercial breaks during the broadcast, and no 5 second delay according to the said talkinh heads talking about tits and delays.


      of course, I'm not USian but europerv, we get all the shit.....

    8. Re:Yawn.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Oscars tend to get given to dreck that made money - for example, Titanic and Lord of the Rings. Why are you interested in that?

    9. Re:Yawn.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or people go to see good movies, so they make money. Of course I sort of agree with you on Titanic, I think that movie rode a wave of 12 year old girls going to see Leo.

    10. Re:Yawn.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warning, parent poster is a known troll.

  41. Enough About RotK, Bring on The Hobbit! by Scot+Seese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I for one cannot wait to hear that Peter Jackson has untangled the legal web surrounding the rights to The Hobbit. As a child I enjoyed it much more than the trilogy. It's the perfect 3 hour film. Massive battle at the end. The dwarves! The eagles! Smaug! Mirkwood, the elves en masse - PJ, please get King Kong out of the way and give us The Hobbit in 2007 or 2008!

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  42. It would have been nice... by youknowmewell · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have been nominated for best foreign film. I mean, there were at least 3 different languages besides English that they spoke in it! I'm sure there is a country out their who's population speaks Elvish or whatever it is people from Mordor speak!

    1. Re:It would have been nice... by JahToasted · · Score: 1

      Heh... I liked the comment the winners of the foreign film award made... "I'm just thankful Lord of the Rings wasn't eligible for this category."

    2. Re:It would have been nice... by JudeanPeople'sFront · · Score: 1
      He-he, there IS a considerable Elvish diaspora in the world. On the last census in Russia, for example, some people wrote "Elf" for nationality :)

      Other self-chosen names were "Skythian" and "Celt".

    3. Re:It would have been nice... by mrgeometry · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there is a country out their who's population speaks ...whatever it is people from Mordor speak!

      That country would be... Mordor.

      zach

    4. Re:It would have been nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure there is a country out their who's population speaks Elvish or whatever it is people from Mordor speak!

      Yeah, they're from Finland. Er, sort of.

      Tolkien was into the way the Finnish language flows. He constructed a language for his world based on it.

      The line from "May It Be" in the first soundtrack, that's Quenya.

      Real Tolkien geeks know Quenya.

      Links below:

      http://www.uib.no/People/hnohf/qcourse.htm
      http ://www.rialian.com/quenya-english.htm
      http://en.w ikipedia.org/wiki/Quenya
      http://www.elvish.org/VT /

      (If anything, learn Finnish, you can talk to Linux when you meet him at LinuxWorld!)

    5. Re:It would have been nice... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      well, I might as well talk to linux back home, though my girlfriend might find me a bit odd talking to my computer!

      (joke aside: Linus speaks swedish, a minority language in Finland - I do think he's pretty good at finnish though as well!)

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  43. You know the awards were a joke when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Return of the King won for "best editing".

    How could a movie where everyone agrees it's riddled with false endings that go on 20 minutes longer than it should win an award for editing?

    1. Re:You know the awards were a joke when by Reid · · Score: 1

      I agree that they could have chopped about five minutes of those final overly-long, sappy shots of Frodo. I've always thought his eyes are kind of creepy-looking, and the long close-ups of him holding back the tears nearly made me throw up....

  44. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by MoonFog · · Score: 4, Informative

    He sure wasn't nominated this year:

    Alec Baldwin, The Cooler
    Benicio Del Toro, 21 Grams
    Djimon Hounsou, In America
    Tim Robbins, Mystic River
    Ken Watanabe, The Last Samurai.

  45. Tolkien gets his due on the Silver Screen by haruchai · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was very disappointed with the ( lack of) recognition of the Fellowship of the King at the Academy Awards. And, truth be told, I wasn't blown away by the Two Towers.
    But, to see the Return of the King make a FULL SWEEP
    of the categories for which it was nominated is heartwarming indeed.
    Now, all that's needed is for someone to bring the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever to the screen ( though I suspect it may be better served as a maxiseries on television).

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  46. Yeah right- by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    I think they all have Bad Taste.

  47. Best Director by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 5, Funny
    Good to see Peter Jackson finally got the Best Director award!

    Yes! I know he was mad at the Academy for overlooking Meet the Feebles and Dead Alive!

    1. Re:Best Director by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Peter Jackson actually mentioned Meet the Feebles and Bad Taste in his acceptance speech, but said they were rightfully overlooked. Can't accuse him of not having a sense of humor.

    2. Re:Best Director by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was Dead Alive the US name for Braindead? My friend was in that one. Zombie eating own arm was his character name I believe. V. Funny.

    3. Re:Best Director by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the most overlooked movie was Bad Taste

    4. Re:Best Director by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead Alive, Bad Taste, and even Meet the Feebles were so much better than LOTR it's not even funny. That LOTR won any kind of recognition beyond "Most boring fantasy film" is a testamant to the bad taste of the public and the Academy who caters to them.

    5. Re:Best Director by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      Alright, but have you ever seen "Heavenly Creatures"? Brilliant in every way... and it showed just the skills he'd need for a successful translation of LOTR to the screen. That was the only Peter Jackson film I'd seen at the time I heard (right here on Slashdot) that he'd be doing LOTR, and I thought he was an excellent choice.

      As it turned out, I've been a little disappointed by the LOTR movies. But that's another story...

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    6. Re:Best Director by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with all the angst around here towards Meet the Feebles? It's without a doubt the greatest puppet movie ever made.

    7. Re:Best Director by Cerv · · Score: 0

      Yes. Fourth item from the bottom of this list.

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    8. Re:Best Director by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Yes! I know he was mad at the Academy for overlooking Meet the Feebles and Dead Alive!

      Not as mad as Rowdy Roddy Piper.

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    9. Re:Best Director by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1

      He was in They Live, arguably an overlooked Best Picture candidate.

  48. Re:Worst. Oscars. Ever. by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What, upset that someone can make better movies than you? Oh boo-hoo. Go whine somewhere else.

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  49. Obligatory Comic Book Guy nod to the Kiwi's by daddy+norcal · · Score: 1


    pffft. worst acceptance speech ever.

  50. Nzer here by HeLLLight · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a New Zelander I can say this is one of the most proudest moments of my life. Imk still in "awe" modd at the fact that we actually pulled this off. 11 out of 11. WOOHOO!!! I for one am proud to be a New Zelander.

    1. Re:Nzer here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Good for you and all, mate. But exactly how have you contributed to the movie? You're proud because the director is from your country? Whoopee!

      Sorry to be so harsh, but it's really ridiculous when you get your panties all in a bunch just because a bunch of your countrymen and women made it good.

      What the hell else has your pathetic little island done lately?

    2. Re:Nzer here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ben then as Penn would say, you guys are just militaristic racists who would support any imperial aggression by the demagogues of modern hate.

    3. Re:Nzer here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah man, someone should have nominated your post for the oscars.

    4. Re:Nzer here by HeLLLight · · Score: 1

      I didn't contribute to the film in anyway. And yes I am proud that the director is from my country. See its something called "appreciating the fact that someone who is a NZer has accievied to this level that I feel obliged to say that I am proud of them and of my country from which they come from". Nuff said really.

    5. Re:Nzer here by HeLLLight · · Score: 1

      So is that why we didn't follow US, UK, Australia and other "allies against terror" into Iraq?

    6. Re:Nzer here by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1


      What the hell else has your pathetic little island done lately?


      For one, they were a part of the coalition of the willing and helped us get that evil dictator Saddam Hussein and his thousands of weapons of mass destruction!

    7. Re:Nzer here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm from australia and let me say i am disgusted at australia joining the us and the uk in invading iraq. new zealand did not. in australia we hate kiwis. when i heard australia was going to war illegally with the us and the uk i felt as though i would of rather been a new zealander. thats a big deal. the leasson here is...kiwis are smart...but are shit at sport...especially rugby league, rugby union and cricket

    8. Re:Nzer here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're putting up a statue to Riff Raff in Hamilon city... pretty noteworthy! Especially considering the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show (penned by a New Zealander - oh no!) advocates deviant behaviour! :D

    9. Re:Nzer here by HeLLLight · · Score: 1

      Christ I never thought I would say this but...your right. I would rather cheer the Australian cricket team the the Black Caps any day. Better cricket IMHO. :)

    10. Re:Nzer here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? I laughed so hard when Shane Warne went down for roids...
      And you should see what aussie sportsmen get up to on their weekends OMFG

  51. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brilliant troll, akac. One line spurs a bundle of angry replies to correct you. Mods, mark every single one of those replies to "Redundant", except for the first one. YHBT, folks! YHL. HAND. :)

  52. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Dash-o-Salt · · Score: 1

    They weren't nominated in that category, therefore they could not lose in that category!

  53. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Spyffe · · Score: 0

    Important note: the movie won all of the categories it was nominated for, the actors in the movie did not win any.

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  54. "This one goes to 11!" by Black+Art · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone had to say it.

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  55. tsssk by mirko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Les Triplettes de Belleville" desserved the "Best Anime" more than "Nemo" : They were indeed 100% original.
    The Oscars are rigged : LOTR sure desserved something but not all.

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    1. Re:tsssk by doormat · · Score: 1

      sentence one: insightful
      sentence two: troll

      =^)

      Really, all those awards are for the entire trillogy. The three movies are an Epic.

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    2. Re:tsssk by mirko · · Score: 1

      Really, all those awards are for the entire trillogy. The three movies are an Epic.

      The Music award in a non musical movie ?
      Come on !
      "Les Triplettes", with their unforgettable djangoistic tunes desserved it too.

      It was well directed, of course, the pictures and the effects were cool, but Pirates was also wonderfully done and I personally thought Mystic River picture had some identity and authenticity that LOTR's didn't have (did you notice this white sky ? as if the celluloid got over-exposed in order for the picture to reveal the tiniest detail... THIS was impressive).

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  56. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by acidrain69 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Lied about it. Lied about links between Al Quaeda and Iraq. Took more vacation time than any other president. Still hasn't proven where he was during Vietnam. Obviously had a shitload of friend deals and son-of-a-senator shit thrown his way, while the democrat front runner was actually in vietnam. Sent 500+ US soldiers to their deaths because of his right wing cabinet. Trying to totally discriminate against a group of individuals and get it put on the CONSTITUTION. Doesn't read the news. Definately doesn't read slashdot.

    How many more reasons do we need to get rid of this freak?

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  57. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They weren't nominated in that category. Check again.

  58. dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the category is best foreign language film. and no, live tyler doing her horribly acted elvish bit don't count.

    1. Re:dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "horribly acted elvish bit"

      I know she didn't sound like a real elf at all.

  59. Re:Oh dear by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

    Well it wasn't you!

    Yo Grark

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  60. As someone along for the whole ride.. by cOdEgUru · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I enjoyed them all, and towards the end of the trilogy felt like I was about to lose a good friend whom I knew for the last three years.

    It was a great journey and it was completely overwhelming. Peter Jackson deserved every bit of praise he received.

    Thanks for the ride. There will be none like it, atleast not for me!

    1. Re:As someone along for the whole ride.. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed them all, and towards the end of the trilogy felt like I was about to lose a good friend whom I knew for the last three years.

      Well said. The depressing realization that there won't be another one to look forward to next Christmas... :-(

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  61. praise be! by brian+ferullo · · Score: 1

    a hearty w00t!

  62. Andy Serkis snubbed? by blockhouse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought the whole idea of including Andy Serkis in the live-action flashback scene to Smeagol vs. Deagol was to make him eligible for the Best Supporting Actor oscar. I thought he would have at least deserved consideration for his work in LotR: The Two Towers, but apparently actors cannot receive that oscar if their character is computer animated.

    Shoot, he was the best actor in the lot of them, with the possible exception of Ian McKellan.

    1. Re:Andy Serkis snubbed? by ziggles · · Score: 1

      No doubt he was the best actor in the LOTR trilogy of movies. But in the realm of all movies his performance is only worth mentioning for the gimmick of it being CGI based on human actions.

    2. Re:Andy Serkis snubbed? by warrax_666 · · Score: 1
      I thought the whole idea of including Andy Serkis in the live-action flashback scene to Smeagol vs. Deagol was to make him eligible for the Best Supporting Actor oscar


      I think the idea of that shot might have been to, oh I don't know... give you a better feeling of how the ring corrupted Smeagol? I hardly think PJ was pandering to the Oscar voters when making LoTR. There have to be easier ways to get Oscars than making a trilogy of this magnitude. :)
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    3. Re:Andy Serkis snubbed? by fr0dicus · · Score: 1
      Possibly because when you actually got to see him act in person instead of completely redrawn (and probably some speech re-records) by CGI you noticed that he wasn't actually that brilliant at all? Have you even seen the level of quality he was up against in terms of the actual nominees for that award?

      I'm sorry but I simply didn't feel Gollums pain. None of the acting parts in the LotR trilogy were big or special enough to facilitate the respective actors to get a nomination for any of the categories available; this wasn't their fault, there are simply too many parts to convey in such a short time period. To claim that anyone in the LotR films deserved an acting Oscar is belittling the quality and performance of all of the other competing films over the last three years. Maybe the part of Bilbo will offer something in this respect.

    4. Re:Andy Serkis snubbed? by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      That was my impression too. The story could easily have been told in other ways (remember that originally Gollum's story was related before the council). Serkis was really good, but then so was McKellan and also Bernard Hill (Theoden). Brad Dourif (Worm Tongue) was also excellent in the Two Towers.

      If anything this was a film that cried out for an ensemble award. I believe that some non-acadamy organisations have already given LOTR such awards.

  63. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't a nominee, according to the Oscar site...

    http://www.oscars.com/nominees/nomineelist.html

  64. what a load of codswallop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    lost in translation should totally have won more awards it was nominated for.

    lotr should've been banned from some categories so that smaller, deserving films could've gotten a chance. perhaps they should give a retroactive 'unfair competition' award out every year and give lotr a bunch of them.

    sofia copolla had a chance to make history, and because of LOTR, she didn't. thanks, peter jackson.

    hell, the matrix didn't even get a single mention. what kinda loada bollox is that?

    so no love goes to the academy. none. screw the oscars.

    1. Re:what a load of codswallop. by Are+We+Afraid · · Score: 1

      You're right, IMHO, that Lost in Transltion was the better film. This isn't a venue where you'll get a lot of agreement on that, though. :-)

      I think one movie, especially one like RotK which was quite good but not great, should by no means of completely swept the Oscars. It's just silly.

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    2. Re:what a load of codswallop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      > You're right, IMHO, that Lost in Transltion was
      > the better film.

      hooray.

      thank you for agreeing. :D

      i wish that more people did. LiT is an amazing film. at least sofia took home one oscar for it. bill murray should've gotten the best actor oscar i feel as well... but i'm not a sean penn fan, admittedly. :)

      also, having had a friend who worked over in tokyo for quite a while, after viewing LiT i was amazed at how ms. coppola hit the whole thing right on the mark. it was like i was watching exactly what my friend went through while he was living there.

      > This isn't a venue where you'll get a lot of
      > agreement on that, though. :-)

      this is true, too, i suppose... but then again, i don't understand the complete and hopeless obssessiveness of star wars nerds either.

      i was also one of those people who said 'wtf' out loud right after the end of the first lotr film when i saw it in the movie theatre.

      i guess the combination of a full bladder and being left hanging caused me to have a permanermanent vendetta against those films...

      > I think one movie, especially one like RotK
      > which was quite good but not great, should by
      > no means of completely swept the Oscars. It's
      > just silly.

      yep. i smell a fixed win, personally.

      i'm secretly hoping the hobbit film won't be made, so that i don't have endure this sort of thing again.

      maybe ms. coppola will make another film and win a bunch of oscars. hopefully she will have her revenge someday.

      cheers.

  65. Dear Mr. Lucas: by eidechse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't bother.

    Thanks,

    The Mgmt.

    1. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell that to Fox...they put up Episode I against the Oscars.

    2. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by Admiral1973 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The sad part is that he WILL bother, and Episode III will invariably disappoint us, even with the lowered expectations we have following Phantom Menace and AOTC. I'll still go see it, but I'm not sorry to say that my childhood dreams of being a Jedi have been replaced by thoughts of leading the armies of Men and Elves against Orcs and Balrogs. Watching each LOTR movie on opening day is an experience I will treasure, and I can't say the same about any of the recent Star Wars movies.

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    3. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Episode III will invariably disappoint us

      Sigh... and Jackson's King Kong and/or Hobbit will disappoint those who think he's the second coming, just like the Matrix sequels disappointed Wachowski-ites, Jackie Brown disappointed Tarantino-ites, B5 S5 disappointed JMS-ites, and so on, and so on.

      If you only expect absolute greatness, you'll only be disappointed. View the movies for what the are, not what you want them to be, or what you think they'll be.

    4. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish I had mod points. This made me laugh out loud.

    5. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I would take Anakin and Padme over Aragorn and Arwen any day. At least the first was a believable story with decent acting, not some contrived attempt to give Liv more screentime.

      Eh? Don't get me wrong, here. I liked Ep2 for the most part. Hayden and Natalie can both act, but the dialog they were given to work with would have been written better by a junior high school girl. Believable story? I think not. Ten year old boy spends a few days with teenage girl, with no intimacy during that whole time, and has obsessed about her for years afterwards? How long did you obsess over your hot teenage babysitter that you spent more time with than Anakin with Padme? A decade? Riiight. And then she falls "truly madly deeply" for him after only a few more days? What was it -- the way he slaughtered the innocent "women and children"?

      Compared to the additions of Liv, the Ep2 love story is far more contrived, and thus their "acting" in Ep2 was at best painful to watch. And Liv appears for only a few minutes in all of ROTK; if PJ were trying to really give her more time on camera, he would have done so.

      I wouldn't mod you flamebait, by the way, I'd mod you a troll. But I'll just take the time to laugh in your general direction instead.

    6. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The burly brawl is better than Pelennor fields? The burly brawl was when I realized exactly how crappy the movie I was watching was. Pelennor fields is great, and will only get better with the extended edition.

      Amon-Hen kicks ass though :)

    7. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by maeka · · Score: 1

      George Lucas should have been the one to hand out the final Oscar of the night.

    8. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Believable story? I think not. Ten year old boy spends a few days with teenage girl, with no intimacy during that whole time, and has obsessed about her for years afterwards? How long did you obsess over your hot teenage babysitter that you spent more time with than Anakin with Padme? A decade? Riiight.
      Uhm, hello? This is ./ ,and we're talking about Nathalie Portman here...
    9. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by danila · · Score: 1

      Burly Brawl was a dynamic 8-minute action masterpiece, brilliantly set to music. Every move and every shot was carefully orcestrate, creating an unprecedented spectacle.
      Pellennor episode was a boring rehash of what looked like some unused shots from the Helm's Deep battle. What do we
      have there - a bird-eye view of the Mordor army, an imbecilic battle briefing by Theoden (you go to the left, you go to the right, I go in the centre, let's die!), a sappy attack of the Rohirrim (see HD), a few pieces of CGI flying into the CGI city and back, some stupid orc bravado, trademark PJ swinging camera, inducing motion sickness, a remake of "Legolas and the Troll" and some green mold quickly ending the whole thing. I simply fail to see anything remotedly interesting in the whole episode. Compare it with Last Samurai and I don't know how anyone can claim Pelennor battle was anything but a poorly put together technology demo.

      The crappiness of the Matrix 2 is irrelevant, but still, I don't agree with you here. The action was top-notch, the story was just as interesting as in the Matrix, acting and everything else was good. Sound and music effects were great, as usual. It is very common to bash M2 and M3, but after a number of viewings I personally find them very well done and enjoyable. Especially good is the story, although it does take a few viewings to let it all settle in your head. ;)

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    10. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by danila · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ten year old boy spends a few days with teenage girl, with no intimacy during that whole time, and has obsessed about her for years afterwards?
      A young impressionable slave spends a few days with the Queen from a different planet and has obsessed about her for years afterwards. Well, what do you want him to obsess about? :) And honestly, he really starts obsessing about her ONLY AFTER seeing her again. What is unrealistic about that? I was just as obsessed about my gf when I was in love (not that I liked that afterwards). That's how teenagers act. :)

      As for truly/deeply, you have a point here, but then he was a Jedi Knight, may be that was how he really felt/knew how to express the feelings. And when they kissed, it didn't look as idiotic as Viggo kissing Liv. Sorry, but PJ should film slapstick comedy, not lofty epic sagas. He lowers almost every significant episode he can find, and the coronation is just another example. Just look how tastefully Lucas handled the wedding of Anakin and Padme. Compare it with everyone in ROTK smiling idiotically (Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond) and those stupid dirty peasants applauding like Aragorn is a chieftain of some small village.

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    11. Re:Dear Mr. Lucas: by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Burly Brawl was way too long, really silly, and didn't look right

      Fixed it for you.

  66. The Hobbit by evanbro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe Peter Jackson will have some encouragement (not to mention financial backing) to do the Hobbit now. Given what they pulled off with Gollum, I'd like to see what Smaug would look like...that would be awesome.

    1. Re:The Hobbit by bckrispi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Peter Jackson has the encouragement and the studio backing to do the Hobbit. What he does not have is the legal right to film an adaptation of the book. Those strings, I believe are still held by the Tolkein Estate. And judging from the fact that Christopher Tolkien disowned his own son for supporting Peter Jackson's efforts w/ LOTR, I don't see him giving a green light to do the Hobbit any time soon.

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    2. Re:The Hobbit by RedWizzard · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What he does not have is the legal right to film an adaptation of the book.
      My understanding is that NewLine does indeed have the rights to film an adaptation of the Hobbit. What they don't have is the rights to distribute that movie. Those rights are owned by MGM/United Artists. I think that there is a very good chance that it will happen in the next five years. The Tolkein estate is not involved at all.
    3. Re:The Hobbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's gonna look like Sean Connery in that dragon movie. They'll save on the 3D modeling.

    4. Re:The Hobbit by dzym · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Actually, that's not quite true. While Chris Tolkien has a certain antipathy to the LOTR movies, the Tolkien Estate as a whole has released statements to the effect that they are not standing in the way of a Hobbit adaptation.

      The blame for this one can be laid squarely at the feet of MGM/UA.

    5. Re:The Hobbit by Lucky+Tony · · Score: 0

      Why does he have the rights to LOTR and not to The Hobbit?

    6. Re:The Hobbit by Schnapple · · Score: 1
      the fact that Christopher Tolkien disowned his own son for supporting Peter Jackson's efforts w/ LOTR
      The part I don't get is this - the Tolkien estate was furious about the LOTR movies (J.R.R. signed away the movie rights a long time ago for like $15K), they apparently don't have a problem with the LOTR games - you know, the video games they licensed that are "based on the books (not on the movies)". Why is it one form of modern entertainment they shun and the other they don't?

      Or is it really that they didn't hate the LOTR movies per se, just that they weren't going to see any money out of them directly?

    7. Re:The Hobbit by rpillala · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather see a Scouring of the Shire miniseries on TV. This would solve some of the problems of having to cut the time down, Hobbiton already exists...

      ?

      Ravi
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  67. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Cosmik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No actors from ROTK were nominated anyway. So, what's your point?

  68. Congradulations Peter by kiwirob · · Score: 1

    As a New Zealander who has had friends work on this three films in Wellington, New Zealand and seen the impact it has had on this country, congradulations to Peter and the whole team.

    This was a huge production that involved something like 30,000 people of New Zealand in the production.

    Australia may have the rugby world cup, but we are Lord of the Oscars.

    1. Re:Congradulations Peter by wayne606 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does NZ now have the record for the most Oscars per-capita?

    2. Re:Congradulations Peter by lendude · · Score: 1

      Chill out on the Us vs Oz thing dood coz you're barking up the wrong tree - I think you'll find England won the Rugby World Cup and they beat us (Oz) to win it :)

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    3. Re:Congradulations Peter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      england has the rugby world cup!!!

  69. One Oscar by Pikhq · · Score: 0, Redundant

    One Oscar to rule them all, one Oscar to find them
    One Oscar to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

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  70. Re:Worst. Oscars. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at it this way your perfectly trained to be a waiter so outsource yourself to NZ. Or dedicated to the film industry isn't the same as working infront or behind the camera as working at the blockbuster. And maybe those Canucks and Kiwi's can act/direct/edit/write etal ?

  71. Whew by Derkec · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guess we won't have to witness the Nerd Riots after all. And I had my D20 prepared and everything.

    Never had more fun watching the Oscars. That said, by the end, I almost felt sad that so many other films weren't winning. Oh well, I'm sure it was an honor just to be nominated.

    1. Re:Whew by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      I'm so glad someone dug up that link. I've been telling people all night "guess there won't be any nerd riots tomorrow!", but no one seems to have the first clue what I'm talking about.

  72. Hooray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The nerds won't revolt now!

  73. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe bush didnt like the weather in europe like some former presidents.

    because the democratic freaks would be just as annoying.

    but hey, its nice living in a dreeeaaaaaam world. can i come with you.

  74. What are the oscars for by slothman32 · · Score: 1

    I know I'll get modded troll but what is the point of the Oscars(tm)(r)? I mean it's just a bunch of people, the Acadamy, voting on their ideals. What the Acadamy and critics think do not affect what movies I like. If I liked Gigli does my opinion not mean anything. Or if I hated LOTR. I generally like sci-fi and fantasy while those rarely get Oscars. It's not like the Oscars were voted on by the people. And even if that was true I wouldn't care. Can anyone explain the fasination of them? And who nominates? The movie companies or other Acadamy members? And how do you get to be an Acadamy member? I'll just ignore them like usual and go by what I like. I mean Did the original Matrix win? P.S. I didn't see Gigli and LOTR's weren't too bad. P.P.S. What did happen to the fact that both Matrix sequels were in the same year do? Did either get nominated or won.

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    1. Re:What are the oscars for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily both of the Matrix sequels completely sucked so they didn't have to worry about which one to nominate.

      Academy members are industy professionals, people behind the camera and in front of it. People who work on movies. That's why it's interesting to me. What do the people who make movies think are the best of the best? Unfortunately politics usually enters into it so it's not "what's the best this year" but "who do we like and who do we want to see succeed." So that explains why crap like Return of the King can win 11 awards.

  75. The stuff of records... by Howard+Beale · · Score: 4, Informative

    The previous record for a film winning all its nominations was nine, set by "Gigi" (1958) and "The Last Emperor" (1988).

    "Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King" tied both "Ben-Hur" (1959) and "Titanic" (1997) with its 11 awards, the record for most Oscars in a single year.

    "Rings" is also the first fantasy film to win the top award.

    Aside from best picture, the awards "Return of the King" won were: director (Peter Jackson), adapted screenplay (Jackson, Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens), song ("Into the West"), score (Howard Shore), visual effects, art direction, costume design, makeup, sound mixing and film editing.

    1. Re:The stuff of records... by Smack · · Score: 1

      So is it better to win 11 of 11, or 11 of 14 (like Titanic)?

    2. Re:The stuff of records... by tangent3 · · Score: 1

      The previous record for a film winning all its nominations was nine, set by "Gigi" (1958) and "The Last Emperor" (1988).

      Did anyone else read that as "Gigli"? I was wondering wtf, wasn't that the worst movie of the year? Then I came to realised, it did win all the Oscars it was nominated for, i.e. zero.

    3. Re:The stuff of records... by vistic · · Score: 1

      I had the same reaction.

    4. Re:The stuff of records... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did. And the funny thing is, in a way, it did win all of its nominations. (Okay, maybe the razzies don't have nominations... but it certainly swept most of the board...)

    5. Re:The stuff of records... by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Whoopie! It's up there with Ben Hur (a worthy, if overmoralistic old epic) and the unspeakably nauseating Titanic.

      What worries me is that out of those 11 nominations, not one related to the performance that you see on screen. Not a single acting nomination.

      Were they all crap?

      Or is it that the genre doesn't lend itself to good acting performances?

      Equalling Titanic really isn't anything to be proud of, I'm afraid.

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  76. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by bonch · · Score: 1

    Moore got booed because he's a lunatic. His "documentary" was full of complete falsehoods, and he rattled on and on about the "illegal" war and the "stolen" election.

    Do you honestly believe Saddam should still be over there in the Middle-East? I guess that's "pointless."

  77. Re:Worst. Oscars. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you a better person than the people who got those jobs? Why do you and your friends deserve the jobs more than them? I'll give you a hint - you don't.

  78. Geek isn't geek by screwballicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A victory for geeky fantasy culture, some might say. But I think if it really is that, it can only be because high fantasy of this sort just isn't specifically geek anymore at all. Some people still persist in categorising fantasy mythoi and this kind of thing as nerdy, geeky stuff, but I think the term is losing its usefulness. Geek seems to imply something freakish or countercultural, and this just isn't. This is as maintstream as culture gets. It's popular with everyone. Certainly, there's greater attention to it among self-identifying geeks, but the fact is that News For Nerds is in cases like this now really just News For Everyone. There's no meaningful distinction. Being very seriously interested in high fantasy really no longer means anything regarding one's status in society. The pen and paper D&D generation grew up and now are urban professionals. And furthermore, high fantasy is on the screen as possibly the most famously beloved movie of our generation.

    Whither geek?

    1. Re:Geek isn't geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Geeky means things girls don't typically get excited about (that isn't sports and blowing shit up... that's non-geek guy stuff). D&D, LotR, Star Trek, Programming, gadgets, etc.

      LoTR wouldn't gone over well with our better halves without Orlando, Vigo, and the general spectacle that made it tolerable to them.

      Three hours without peeing for elves, hobbits, dwarves and wizards? Come on, this is guy stuff and youn know it. It's the combination of things that made it tolerable to the fairer sex.

    2. Re:Geek isn't geek by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      Geek isn't defined as counter-culture. Geek is a mindset. The whole world could be full of geeks. Nerds are the same thing.

      I garuntee I can totally geek out over my power tools yet most homes have many of the same ones I do. I would say that a solar powered high torque high speed power drill qould be geek news, much as power alternative cars - or heck even a really technologically advanced gasoline car.

      In my experiences geeks/nerds do what they do because they like it - who gives a damn if everyone else likes it to? It just so happens that mainstream culture doesn't do the same thing. I, and I think the vast majority of geeks, would never change what I/they like based on others opinion.

      In fact I would argue that if you are only/mainly doing these things because "mainstram culture" doesn't do them you are not much of a geek. You are letting mainstream culture dictate your actions - not passionatly doing something that you love be damned everyone else.

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    3. Re:Geek isn't geek by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      But I think if it really is that, it can only be because high fantasy of this sort just isn't specifically geek anymore at all.
      It never was, and certainly not the 'Lord of the Rings' books. Even though fantasy has always been snubbed by the literary crowd, works such as LOTR have made it into mainstream reader circles ages ago.

      Fantasy and SF aren't the domain of geeks, it's the other way around: many geeks read nothnig but SF and Fantasy.
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  79. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "the same point that got Michael Moore booed off the stage got applause"

    That's because Michael Moore is annoying. He's annoying when he's wrong, and he's more annoying when he's right.

  80. What would J.R.R. think? by saforrest · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As happy as I am that this year's Oscar sweep didn't go to a movie that sucked, I still don't think Tolkien would be happy with the state of things, were he around to see it. In his famous essay On Fairy Stories, he explains why he believes Fantasy is best left to words, and that Fantasy and Drama are inherently different and incompatible:

    "In human art Fantasy is a thing best left to words, to true literature. In painting, for instance, the visible presentation of the fantastic image is technically too easy; the hand tends to outrun the mind, even to overthrow it. Silliness or morbidity are frequent results. It is a misfortune that Drama, an art fundamentally distinct from Literature, should so commonly be considered together with it, or as a branch of it. Among these misfortunes we may reckon the depreciation of Fantasy. For in part at least this depreciation is due to the natural desire of critics to cry up the forms of literature or "imagination" that they themselves, innately or by training, prefer. And criticism in a country that has produced so great a Drama, and possesses the works of William Shakespeare, tends to be far too dramatic. But Drama is naturally hostile to Fantasy. Fantasy, even of the simplest kind, hardly ever succeeds in Drama, when that is presented as it should be, visibly and audibly acted. Fantastic forms are not to be counterfeited. Men dressed up as talking animals may achieve buffoonery or mimicry, but they do not achieve Fantasy."

    1. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by chazwurth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Interesting, and I'm somewhat sympathetic, but -- in regards to the last sentence -- keep in mind that he wrote this before effects and costuming could do what they can today. The orcs in these movies didn't come across as men dressed up as animals, or as buffoons or mimics.

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    2. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by HotButteredHampster · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is why it has taken until now to create these movies: the technology has finally passed the point where the scale of fantasy surpassed the dramatic medium. I can sympathize with J.R.R. on not wanting to see goofy effects ruin my imagination. However, I am perfectly willing to enjoy the stupendous job that PJ and co have done.

      That having been said, a very thoughtful and intelligent post.

      HBH
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    3. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the other hand, I think Tolkien would be very happy with this. He wanted a Lord of the Rings movie to be made. He sold the rights to a movie himself before his death. This is a move that his son Christopher would never have done. I'm sure he'd be quite pleased that his work touched millions of new people, and encouraged many of them to read the books.

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    4. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If J.R.R. Tolkien were here today he'd be saying "help, help, let me out of this box.. help!". ROFL. Get it? Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waitress.

    5. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by saforrest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      keep in mind that he wrote this before effects and costuming could do what they can today. The orcs in these movies didn't come across as men dressed up as animals, or as buffoons or mimics.

      Yes, the idea that Tolkien could probably not have anticipated the realism of modern computer graphics is the most common argument I see raised in defence of the film's existence. However, I think Tolkien answered this point early on in the excerpt I quoted:

      "In painting, for instance, the visible presentation of the fantastic image is technically too easy; the hand tends to outrun the mind, even to overthrow it."

      He means this for those who see the painting, not just those who paint it. I think the same applies to a graphically-rendered film production.

      Much the same as the hand of the painter 'outruns' both his mind and, presumably, the minds of those viewing the painting, I think Tolkien would argue that the graphics of a film adaption 'outrun' the minds of its viewers. That is, the film imposes a calculated and predetermined vision of the narrative on the eyes, which is expressly intended to be faster than the thought and imagination of the viewer.

      I'm a pretty diehard Tolkien fan, and I seriously considered not seeing any of the movies for fear I wouldn't be able to read any of the books properly again. I went anyway, and I'm glad I did, but I do hope that most of the kids encountering Tolkien now through the movies will be able to read Lord of the Rings without having visual scenes from the movies constantly in mind.

    6. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      Yes, but J.R.R. Tolkien lived during a time, when "men dressed up as talking animals may achive buffoonery or mimicry, but they do not achieve Fantasy". That isn't this day and age. Now, I think he might object, because now there is an single image everyone has of a "Balrog" that they can latch on to. That anyone who ever reads the stories after seeing the movies will miss getting to imagine the scenes. To construct the Balrog so it was scarier (if only to themselves), then the one Peter Jackson constructed.

      Fantasy, can finally be constructed in a movie, in a way, that it never could as a play (which is what Tolkien appears to be referring to by the word "drama"). I'm not saying he'd approve, but I'm guessing, that the quote you've given isn't an applicable argument.

      It's funny now, because I'm going to read the books again after seeing all the movies to remember "the real story". It'll be harder to block out the visions of what PJ's Ents (I always pictured them significantly differently), and harder to block out what Sam, Frodo, and Strider look like. It'll be difficult, but in the end, I like the books more then I liked the movies. However, getting to sit down with a movie for one night, is a lot easier then dedicating the time to read one of the books.

      Kirby

    7. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by saforrest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That isn't this day and age. Now, I think he might object, because now there is an single image everyone has of a "Balrog" that they can latch on to. That anyone who ever reads the stories after seeing the movies will miss getting to imagine the scenes.

      Yes, the idea that Tolkien could probably not have anticipated the realism of modern computer graphics is the most common argument I see raised in defence of the film's existence. However, I think Tolkien answered this point early on in the excerpt I quoted:

      "In painting, for instance, the visible presentation of the fantastic image is technically too easy; the hand tends to outrun the mind, even to overthrow it."

      He means this for those who see the painting, not just those who paint it. I think the same applies to a graphically-rendered film production.

      Much the same as the hand of the painter 'outruns' both his mind and, presumably, the minds of those viewing the painting, I think Tolkien would argue that the graphics of a film adaption 'outrun' the minds of its viewers. That is, the film imposes a calculated and predetermined vision of the narrative on the eyes, which is expressly intended to be faster than the thought and imagination of the viewer. The Balrog you make in your mind, the first time you read the book, is scarier than anything Jackson can throw at you, because you made it.

    8. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason that Tolkien didn't think that works like his were suited for dramatization was that he didn't think it possible to do it correctly--the examples that he gives for why fantasy doesn't work in theater were ones where the dramatization messed up the story because there was no way to portray it on stage without requiring one too many levels of suspension of disbelief.

      So, the question is, if Tolkien was aware of the filmmaking technology that we have now, would he still object? Filmmakers can make things look so much more realistic now than he would have been able to imagine back then. In other words, it's not just "Men dressed up as talking animals."

      I don't know how to answer that question, but I think it's an interesting one to consider. Personally, I think that in any genre, except for works specifically written for stage or screen, you can get a lot more out of reading than you can from watching a movie where the thinking and imagining has already been done for you.

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    9. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by saforrest · · Score: 2

      I'm sure he'd be quite pleased that his work touched millions of new people, and encouraged many of them to read the books.

      I think, ultimately, you're right. I think that, had he been around to oversee the making of the movie, we would have a better movie. But Peter Jackson is a genuine fan, and I think that love really shows in the movies, which I'm myself happy with (except for a few changes which got under my skin).

      That said, I'm not sure whether Tolkien would have considered the movies to be Fantasy.

    10. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by idsofmarch · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting point that Tolkien brings up and you reiterate. Islam intentionally avoids images of Allah and Mohammed and has instead created an art form of goemetric images. This was to avoid both idolotry which was rife in 7th century pre-Islamic societies and possibly the kind of weird iconography that became the image of god in the Christian church. Think of it, Michelangelo has created the mind's-eye image of god for generations of Christians. But, I would also argue that the mind has the ability to surpass these images and formulate its own. Think of Shakespeare's Hamlet and all the various ways it's been presented even in the last few decades; the Mel Gibson version is very different from Kenneth Branagh version. Or Romeo & Juliet, translated into everything from Baz Lurhman's screeching Leonardo DiCaprio to the odd Romeo Must Die staring Jet Li and a million sitcoms and dramas. I think the danger exists, but it can be overcome by the ability of the mind to stretch over new images and ideas, every story must be retold a thousand times. And in the case of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, I had the same concern until the camera first settled on Bag End and I realized how carefully the crew has translated Tolkien's work using his own descriptions. I think Tolkien would be surprised not only at WETA's amazing effects and images, but at the shear will of Jackson et. al. to stay close to his descriptions.

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    11. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by ccarr.com · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with arguing with a dead man is that he is no longer capable of changing his mind. None of us truly knows what Professor Tolkien would have thought of the movies had he lived to see them in their own historical context.

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    12. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by Christ-on-a-bike · · Score: 1
      As I try to remember my first reading of LOTR ~8 years ago, I don't recall ever having particularly clear images of the characters or places. I also didn't retain an especially strong grasp of the plot.

      I reread it after seeing the first 2 films and I really enjoyed having a 'visual reference' for the locations and characters. It made reading much more immediate and fun. (Of course I still had to imagine some things.) I may be just a lazy reader, but it helped that I could tell the characters apart 'visually', as well as understand things like the shape of Helm's Deep and its geographical relationship to Isengard. Visual impressions of places like the Shire, Bree, Mordor, etc. were useful as pegs to 'hang' the various plot elements on.

      The films have made the plot of LOTR stick in my mind. I'm sure that in another 8 years I'll still have a pretty good understanding of the story.

      I think Tolkien believed in the power of myth as a sort of linguistic tradition. To an extent, the films have overwritten that aspect of LOTR, replacing it with a canon if images. I don't really know if that's a bad thing.

    13. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And yet, thanks to the Hildebrandt calendars we've gotten over the years, most Tolkein fans already have had their minds "outrun." So this argument is kind of crap. In fact, Jackson seems to have borrowed a lot of Tolkein inspired imagery in his films...they're not all new ideas he's spoiling for the rest of us.

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    14. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Visual impressions of places like the Shire, Bree, Mordor, etc. were useful as pegs to 'hang' the various plot elements on.

      I agree. In particular, I had really not paid attention to Minas Tirith in the books, and though I'm told the movie version wasn't a completely faithful depiction, I have a hell of lot of a clearer image than I ever did. But I still blame myself for being too lazy and skipping over the description the first time in the books.

    15. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by chazwurth · · Score: 1

      I agree that the movies impose an imaginative vision that doesn't allow interpretation the way the books do. But I think they stand on their own without detracting anything from the books, and I think that if Tolkien were here to see them, he'd probably recognize that.

      The movies will never be as meaningful to me as the books are, but I really love them anyway, and I'm glad they were made by people who had some love for the books and who managed to capture some of the feel, if not many of the details.

      On a side note -- it's too bad the Silmarillion wouldn't adapt to film; it's always been my favorite, and there are parts I'd love to see on screen. :)

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    16. Re:What would J.R.R. think? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      If J.R.R. Tolkien were here today he'd be saying "help, help, let me out of this box.. help!". ROFL.this gravestone looks pretty damned heavy.

  81. Only 11? by cperciva · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why didn't RotK get nominated for the "Best Foreign Language film" award? Elvish is a foreign language, right?

    1. Re:Only 11? by bonch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who in the hell modded this as "Interesting?" Foreign language films are films coming from other countries in their native language. Not three hour movies with a couple of subtitled Elvish.

    2. Re:Only 11? by joeytsai · · Score: 2, Funny

      When the oscar for Best Foreign Language film was awarded to The Barbarians Invasions, Denise Robert (I think she was the producer?) said "We're so thankful that Lord of the Rings didn't qualify in this category."

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  82. Didn't like the LOTR movies. by colmore · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Reading the series has forever been on my "to do" list but I never have. I enthusiastically sat through the first two movies, but half way through the third I thought to myself "something just isn't clicking here." Upon rewatching the first two movies, I have to say, now that the "oh wow" factor of big monsters fighting on beautiful scenery has worn off, I really didn't like these films.

    And I think the reason is this: the characters do not interact with each other, and are for the most part not interesting. There's a tedious romance encountered entirely via flashback and voiceover. There's an INCREADIBLY obvious and overstated (again and again and again) little rivalry with Sam and Gollum for Frodo's attention. Aside from that the characters really have no relation to one another, they just wander together, and by the end we learn (but never really see) that they've all become the best of pals. Even more eggregious, the bad guys have no direct connection to the good guys. No character has a personal stake in what he's working toward. They're just bad, and the fellowship is working against them because they're the heroes. No further explanation is really provided.

    Upon watching the third movie I realized that maybe Aragorn was reclaiming some sort of birthright or something, but why this is a really big deal (aside from the movie's vauge assertion that kings are better than other forms of leadership) is beyond me. The rest of the characters either literally wandered onto the screen with no real explanation (in the case of 3 out of 4 hobbits) and stuck with the quest just because they were nice guys, or showed up already billed as heroes around a table. I never knew who Legolas was and I never really cared.

    Boromeir was pretty interesting, and the rivalry/respect he had going with Frodo and Aragorn was the only conflict between individuals that was the least bit interesting in the whole trilogy. Every other time individuals clashed with each other it was the result of an evil mage or something, and there was no ambiguity whatsoever to what was going to happen.

    I voiced all of this to a friend of mine and he said that if I read the books, people's motivations would be a little more fleshed out. Sorry, but that just doesn't cut it. I'm watching these movies as movies, and they're too long and don't really make much sense.

    They're certainly better than most sci fi blockbusters, I just don't think ROTK was Oscar worthy. They beat the entire Alien series hands- down. They're more consistently entertaining than the old Star Wars and way better than the new one. The first Matrix was a better movie, but the sequels were a mess of "cool" with no logic. Perhaps the fantasy / sci-fi action genre isn't for me, but the movies seem universally poorly written. I don't see why it's so hard to have interesting, believable people interacting with each other inside a fantastic environment.

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    1. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *yawn*

    2. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by RogerWilco · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the Special Edition DVD's Peter Jackson explains he concentrates the whole cinema-version on Frodo, because he has no time to tell the whole story and build all characters in dept. He tries to create more dept to the characters in the Special 4DVD editions, but even those do not come close to the characters as developed in Tolkiens writing.
      A lot is left untold, to keep the whole story comprehensible to an audience that has not read the books. If you crave more dept, I indeed suggest that you read the books and watch the Special Edition. I have read them about 15 times, and keep understanding the characters better.

      Adriaan Renting.

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    3. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by jhoger · · Score: 1

      Would you be happier if Sam professed is love for Frodo, they had sex and discussed Tolstoy while smoking a cigarette?

      This is fantasy, story/plot with no deep relationships. The main topic in LoTR is a great Quest to destroy the ring and all the trials and tribulations that happen along the way.

      You're asking something of this particular kind of story that it is specifically not designed to provide.

      That said even though this kind of story need not provide it you did get some interpersonal dynamics... Frodo/Sam/Gollum, Denethor/Boromir/Faramir.

    4. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by Tiram · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been reading and re-reading the triology for over 20 years, plus I've read most of the interesting "extra" material (Silmarillion etc.), and I agree with you -- it wasn't Oscar worthy. And not because Tom Bombadil/the Barrowdowns/the Scouring was left out, or because of all the minor little discrepancies 'tween the triology and the original books.

      Several of the central characters and important parts of the storyline was seriouly messed up, and in the process they actually managed to make the story largely incomprehensible to anyone who never read the books.

      I don't care that a fantasy film finally "made it", or that (some of) the special effects were marvellous, that doesn't make it the best film of the year!

      And I don't care much that a lot of /. posters are gonna hate me for saying this either ...:)

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    5. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey tough guy! You're what we call "anal". The movie captured the essence of the books very well. The fact that someone couldn't comprehend the story makes them dumb as opposed to the movie lacking in some quality. All the people I saw the movie with had not read the books, yet they were able to have very intelligent and interesting discussing of the material after seeing the movies.

      You're veiled expression of wishing the movie to be just like the books displays a complete lack of understanding the conversion of a massive tome to screen.

    6. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by Tiram · · Score: 1

      To start with, I'm not a guy.

      And there were actually bits in the movies I liked, FotR wasn't too bad even. Unlike most of the fellow fans I talked to after seeing the movie, I had no problems with the cut Bombadil-sequences -- I probably would have cut them myself.

      And why do I even bother replying to an Anonymous Coward who doesn't have the guts to post under his or her real nick? I think I'll just stop here. You: get some guts.

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    7. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by rbb · · Score: 1

      > To start with, I'm not a guy.

      And you say that openly on Slashdot? ;-)

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    8. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by quisph · · Score: 2, Interesting
      it wasn't Oscar worthy. [....] that doesn't make it the best film of the year!
      You seem to be operating under the assumption that the Academy's pick for Best Picture is actually supposed to have anything to do with the best film of the year. What an interesting notion.

      Hell, they usually fail even to nominate the best film.

    9. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Most authors are either good at writing people, or good at writing worlds. It's rare to find a combination of the two. I would not say that Tolkien couldn't write people, based on the evidence available though -- he was deliberately writing in a mythical style. Personally I find Orson Scott Card's novels to be a good synergy of interesting and complex characters, with a fantasy world; it would take some oscar-winning screenwriting to make it work at the movies though.

    10. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't like the LOTR movies either. And I'm a big fan of the Tolkien books. But other than the titillation of seeing the characters come to life, these films didn't offer much to me. The only bit I liked was Boromir, too -- the only good actor of the lot, who was able to paint his character with some maturity, and not like a cardboard cutout.

      Other than that, the acting was terrible and wooden, and since it's the director who gives his actors guidelines for their performances, and who casts them, I'd say the directing was terrible too. Jackson is a technician, not an artist. His movies were boring and inundated by incessant music to try to distract you from how uncompelling the onscreen acting was. It was a lot of rah-rah chest thumping and overdone, breathlessly melodramatic speeches by all the characters, a tone which was completely absent from the books. This was Tolkien's work presented as he might have written it at the age of 13.

      And moreover, although New Zealand is beautiful, its trees and bushes have got a light, yellow-green tropical color that is just jarring to me, having always imagined a more European setting for these novels. Ack, give me some dark greens, please!!!

      I can only interpret all of these underserved Oscars that the LOTR movies have been showered with as some sort of statement of affection for the books. Because the movies by themselves are boring, trite pieces of doo-doo. They're mere testosterone flicks.

    11. Re:Didn't like the LOTR movies. by colmore · · Score: 1

      "deliberately writing in a mythical style."

      I'm a pretty big myth geek, and if Tolkein were really trying to write mythology, then I'd have to seriously question his understanding of myth, or Jackson's understanding of Tolkein, since I haven't read the books.

      Outside of some Zorastrian mythology, you virtually never see such clear cut sides of "good" and "evil" as there are in the rings movies. On occasion there will be an evil, but the hero is never the shining moral light that most of the main characters in the movies are. Read the Iliad and tell me who's good and who's evil.

      If anything, these movies have an almost Christian faith in the power of an abstract good that is never questionable (for instance, why are kings so great? why is mordor so awful, aside from being ugly?) the moral compass in middle earth is boringly perfect. Aside from Boromir, not a single character goes through anything resembling a crisis of motivation or internal moral struggle. And sorry, Gollum was hammy to the extreme. Schizophrenia? How very playwriting 101; that would have been laughed at in any other movie. And as far as the Frodo-Sam struggle, I've seen more interesting "Should I stick with my friends?" dilemmas in Disney made for video sports movies.

      Basically this is my complain with the story: if you take away all of the cool stuff, all of the orcs and magic and demons and whatever, you're left with three of the most boring war movies of all time. It's not impossible to tell a story about heroic people against a pretty well defined moral landscape and still have some depth. It's been done thousands of time.

      I don't know what "timeless themes" people keep talking about. The only themes I was able to pick out was "attractive armies should beat unattractive armies." It seems to me Tolkein was a little too caught up in creating a very original world to do very much original with it. Either that or Jackson is one of the worst directors of all time.

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  83. It's been a fun ride. by Daikiki · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This post is from August 25th of 1998, more than five years ago. It's the first mention of the movies being made that I could find on Slashdot. No comments, but it's interesting to realize that tonight's awards ceremony has been the the culmination of a story we've all been following here for more than half a decade.

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    1. Re:It's been a fun ride. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movies were only $8 back then? My have times changed!

    2. Re:It's been a fun ride. by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 2, Informative

      This post is from August 25th of 1998, more than five years ago. It's the first mention of the movies being made that I could find on Slashdot. No comments, but it's interesting to realize that tonight's awards ceremony has been the the culmination of a story we've all been following here for more than half a decade.

      Ah yes, and I remember the first UF cartoon after the trailer was released: here - note that userfriendly.org discourages deep linking, but you can copy and paste the URL into a new browser window and then it should work.

    3. Re:It's been a fun ride. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, and the year 2000 was a big thing back then too. Dammit I used to have a job back then!

    4. Re:It's been a fun ride. by Hast · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for the special edition of ROTK.

    5. Re:It's been a fun ride. by Kiyooka · · Score: 1
      ...its a movie that'll get my eight bucks.

      Eight bucks? LoL those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd sing and laugh...

  84. Re:Titanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. 11 each for ROTK, Titanic and Ben Hur.

  85. The "awkward text" of LOTR by rmpotter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I didn't see the Oscars, but did Jackson actually imply that LOTR is awkwardly written and "dead"? From the article:

    "I especially just lastly want to thank our wonderful cast who just got their tongues around this rather awkward text and made it come to life with such devotion and passion and heart," said "Lord of the Rings" director Peter Jackson...

    I first read the trilogy almost 30 years ago and thought it stood up pretty damn nicely!

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    1. Re:The "awkward text" of LOTR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, the dialouge _is_ pretentious and overdramatic shite. both in book and film.

    2. Re:The "awkward text" of LOTR by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      No, but its written in a style that's very different from day to day use. Try reading the book outloud, and you'll see its hard to get it to work orally. It requires good actors or text.

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    3. Re:The "awkward text" of LOTR by prospero14 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I didn't see the Oscars, but did Jackson actually imply that LOTR is awkwardly written and "dead"? From the article:

      "I especially just lastly want to thank our wonderful cast who just got their tongues around this rather awkward text and made it come to life with such devotion and passion and heart," said "Lord of the Rings" director Peter Jackson...


      Jackson said this in his acceptance speach for best adapted sceenplay. Thus he was speaking in a self-depreciating manner about his own script, not about Tolkien.

    4. Re:The "awkward text" of LOTR by bonch · · Score: 1

      In regards to filmmaking, the text is very awkward, the Two Towers in particular. It was genius adaptation.

      I have no idea where you got the "dead" thing from.

  86. Tonight... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    ...is a good night to be a geek in Los Angeles. I didn't watch the show (I hate awards shows) but it did my heart good to hear that LOTR:ROTK got the props it deserved.

    Pour out another flagon of mead and raise a toast...to the intrepid Nine and an epic quest accomplished! Huzzah!

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  87. Not over yet, where's the Extended Edition DVD??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On Oprah one of the actors said that the Oscars would represent the end for them, but we're still waiting for the DVD, and then the extended edition, and then the deluxe collector's edition!

    What about second breakfast?

  88. Bah. by penginkun · · Score: 2, Troll

    I will NEVER forgive Jackson for raping Faramir's character. He turned a noble man into a sniveling, cowardly weakling. I am sorry I ever paid money to see these movies.

    I understand that there needed to be changes made to the story in adapting it to film, but this change was not a necessary one. I can forgive turning the hobbits and Gimli into comic relief. I can forgive him for expanding Arwen's role. I can forgive the omission of Bombadil.

    But when I read (re-read, but it's been a decade or two since the first reading) RotK, and read Faramir's parts of the story, I wondered what Jackson was thinking. Then when I reached the section where Aragorn revives Faramir...I was in tears. I already knew Faramir's character had been altered for the film, but this...this will not do. I pray that one day someone else makes these stories into films and does not brutalise such a beautiful character so mercilessly and senselessly.

    1. Re:Bah. by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I found the movie Faramir to be a noble character, he let the ring go, knowing that it would be his doom, he rode out to what was likely to be certain death. Those are not the actions of a sniveling weakling. I'd hold off on final judgement till the extended RoTK comes out.

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    2. Re:Bah. by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

      I was pretty disappointed with the treatment of Faramir at first viewing as well, but on seeing the extended bits in the DVD, the changes seem much more palatable and his character much more whole.

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    3. Re:Bah. by penginkun · · Score: 1

      It may well be the extended edition of RotK restores Faramir, but there's not much can change his mishandling in TTT. He was never even tempted to take the ring from Frodo. He never forced Frodo and Sam to Osgiliath and he certainly never mistreated them the way he did in the film.

      If the extended edition shows Aragorn healing and waking Faramir, and Faramir saying, "My lord, you called me. I come. What does the king command?" all will be forgiven.

    4. Re:Bah. by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

      Well, I thought at least the change that had him tempted by the ring was at least appropriate. Powerful creatures such as Gandalf, Galadriel, Boromir, etc, etc were tempted by the ring, so who is this Faramir guy that would not pick it up if he saw it on the side of the road? I thought the inner conflict Faramir had improved his character, if anything. And with the extended bits in TTT we get more insight into the relationship between him and Boromir and their father. But anyway, yeah I was disappointed by the leaving out of the Houses of Healing bit. *crosses fingers for the extended version*

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    5. Re:Bah. by penginkun · · Score: 1

      Oh, sure, label me a troll. Fuck you. Apparently no-one can have an opinion that differs from the majority. Fascist bitch!

      Mod me down all you like, you're not going to bully me into changing my opinions.

  89. Actually watched the Oscars by jvj24601 · · Score: 1

    This is the first Oscars show I've watched in ten years or so. I actually cared, this time, who won Best Picture. And fortunately, it turned out to the be the only nominated move I actually saw in the theatre. Most excellent.

    Almost let's me forgive ABC for not having another night of Alias :).

    1. Re:Actually watched the Oscars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And fortunately, it turned out to the be the only nominated move I actually saw in the theatre."

      Heh. I saw a lot of movies last year. The best ones weren't nominated. Where was Monster? In America? They got trampled by an action flick about a ring. *sigh*

  90. 11 oscars, 5 moderator points. I'm on top... by douthat · · Score: 1

    of the world! life is good

    But in all seriousness, I've heard many people say that the reason this film won so much acclaim was to reward the cast and crew for the contribution they made to film with all three films. While that may or may not be true, The Return of the King was such a great movie on its own that it certainly deserved each and every one of the 11 Oscars it won tonight. When watching TROTK, I laughed and cried and was downright awestruck by the powerful film. Three cheers to PJ and everyone who worked on TROTK for making such a great film that will live on for a long, long time.

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  91. If you want to blame someone, blame Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's worlds cheaper to shoot in NZ and offers pretty much everything America has to offer at a fraction of the cost.

    You want to bitch about jobs going to New Zealand for film?

    Bitch to the landlords who want to charge 10x the cost to film on their property than NZ. Bitch about the permits, and the shooting time limits imposed by the state. Bitch about California being overvalued where a house worth $600k sells for $200k anywhere else (besides NY). Blame California for thinking it's some sort of magical place that deserves 250% more money for location than the rest of the world that offers the same shit.

  92. Makes me PROUD to be a Kiwi by KingRob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's days like this, when NZ really shines, that makes me proud to be a Kiwi.

    I watched Bad Taste, I watched Meet the Feebles, I watched Braindead and I knew this guy had talent.

  93. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by beanyk · · Score: 1

    No, I *saw* them up there for it. Perhaps someone forgot they weren't nominated, and put in a clip of the film, but they were definitely in both Sound nominations, and only won the first.

  94. And the winner is... by dupper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Annie Hall!

    1. Re:And the winner is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeff Spicoli.

  95. Re:Posting anonymously by TomHandy · · Score: 1
    To disown your own son because of some movies I think reflects much more poorly on Christopher Tolkien I think than anything else.

    -Tom

  96. Re:LOTR == SHIT by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

    Huh? LOTR should have been a hilarious gorefest? Is that you Jerry Bruckheimer?

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  97. WTF?!? by idfubar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Dude, I love Slashdot; I love the postings, the commentary, the banter, and even the flamebait.

    But I HATE the Lord of the Rings. I hate the stupid 'LOTR' abbreviation. I hate how everyone in our geek culture is obsessed with the trilogy, both in book and movie form, and I ultimately fail to understand just what the hell you people like about those stupid movies!

    I'm pretty sure I'm alone in my feelings, but honestly: those movies sucked. They did not move me emotionally one bit, and I didn't find one redeeming aspect about the whole series. I saw over 300 movies last year and LOTR definitely scraped the bottom of the barrel. Somebody please enlighten me as to what is so great about LOTR.

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    1. Re:WTF?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Somebody please enlighten me as to what is so great about LOTR.

      Yeah, because you sound so open-minded about wanting to know.

      So you didn't like it. Move on with your life.

    2. Re:WTF?!? by __aaklfb6460 · · Score: 1

      dont tell me you liked Titanic :P

      Somebody please enlighten me as to what is so great about LOTR

      Have you read the book? I strongly suggest you read it or atleast give it a try.You might change your opinions.

    3. Re:WTF?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do people like about LOTR??

      The plot, obviously! Let me summarize:

      Our heroes have a birthday party, then they go somewhere and have a fight. Then they go somewhere else and have another fight, followed by a quick journey to somewhere else, where they have a brief chat, then a fight...

      That's just gotta be cool. (At least if you're a 13 year old boy).

      As you can probably tell, I'm on your side -- the books were flat and lifeless, and the movies are no improvement.

    4. Re:WTF?!? by idfubar · · Score: 0

      No, I hated Titanic too =)

      But I will give your book suggestion some serious thought, as soon as I pare down some of my existing book list.

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  98. From New Zealand by philge · · Score: 3, Funny

    all your oscars are belong to us

    1. Re:From New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe Wellingtron reprezent!

  99. 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...except that they were nominated for 11, not 12. Nice failed attempt at paying attention there, ebbomega.

  100. Fanboy much by gmhowell · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Good to see Peter Jackson finally got the Best Director award!

    Why? Did you see the other nominated films? By what metric do you determine the 'best director'? If you feel he has been snubbed in the past, that's too bad. The nomination was for this film. (Yes, the voters have frequently righted past wrongs or close calls). A body of work award is typically rewarded specially, and much later in the career.

    It's not as if Jackson is particularly old, either. So what is the reasoning behind the 'finally' comment? I just don't see it. There were plenty of good contenders. Nope, it boils down to plain old nerdish fanboyism.

    And while I'm burning karma, perhaps the voters were actually thinking of G. Lucas when voting for Jackson. Sure, Jackson pumped out a couple of great movies, did wonders for product management, but Lucas helped define a genre and a generation, both in the insular world of Hollywood and in US culture in general. Yet he's never been 'blessed' by AMPAS, as space opera was too kiddyish. Here's the chance to correct that mistake.

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    1. Re:Fanboy much by btlzu2 · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that Star Wars (1/2/4/5/6) sucks. (Talk about burning karma). The overall acting in the first one was crap (except for Harrison Ford and Alex Guinness)--"Aunt Beruuuuuuuuuu" ugh. It was very simplistic, childish story, and his dialogue writing was atrocious. The only reason it was popular, in my estimation, is that we were all young then and didn't see how much it sucked and were wowed by the special effects and nifty characters. The movie as a whole is nearly unwatchable to me now.

      At least LOTR had good acting all around, the special effects were not the reason for making the movie have a "wow" factor, and the story was compelling and heavy. A massive undertaking to balance the tremendously massive books with the visual medium and it frankly blows away anything Lucas could imagine trying.

      Lucas was simply in the right place at the right time. He has proven that with his subsequent efforts. "Oh, this planet is rough and coarse, not like your skin which is smoothe and soft." BARF. I recognize he spawned a whole industry, but the quality of the Star Wars movies do not merit a cookie, much less an Academy Award--contrary to all of the LOTR movies.

      I think the scope of each LOTR movie and how well each movie turned out merited best movie. They were all three simply stunning in almost every aspect--naysayers arguments included.

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    2. Re:Fanboy much by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      It was very simplistic, childish story,

      Huh. A children's story (a modern fairy tale or something I believe Lucas called it) with a simplistic, childish story. Amazing.

      The only reason it was popular, in my estimation, is that we were all young then and didn't see how much it sucked and were wowed by the special effects and nifty characters.

      And these nifty characters sprang for what magical ether? Oh, that's right, Lucas' pen. Have you seen the trite crap that passed for kids' movies in the 70's? Star Wars was light years beyond.

      At least LOTR had good acting all around, the special effects were not the reason for making the movie have a "wow" factor, and the story was compelling and heavy.

      Your point being? There are acting awards, FX awards, story awards, etc. What does any of this have to do with the direction? And what does any of that have to do with Jackson 'finally' getting the nod?

      Lucas was simply in the right place at the right time.

      With the right product. Same thing could be said for Jackson. He came along at a time when Lucas had already shown that big budget FX movies can make a shitpile of money. At a time when bigger names were tied up with other stuff. At a time when the Tolkien estate was ready to deal.

      I recognize he spawned a whole industry, but the quality of the Star Wars movies do not merit a cookie, much less an Academy Award--contrary to all of the LOTR movies.

      You haven't answered the questions I wanted answered. First, what particular bit of direction made Jackson's efforts better than, say, Sofia Coppola's? (Just to pick a name of the other contenders). Second, why is this some long delayed acknowledgement of Jackson's skill? What was better from a directing standpoint in Two Towers than in The Pianist? Fellowship... than Beautiful Mind.

      I think the scope of each LOTR movie and how well each movie turned out merited best movie.

      'Scope' is an awful way to decide what movie is 'best'. Which is harder, crunching numbers to create a billion pixillated orcs, or getting a compelling performance out of Jeff Spicoli? (I know that argument borders on reduxio ad absurdum, but try to see the meaning behind the hyperbole). But what does 'scope' have to do with anything? By that metric, why should the Academy have even considered Mystic River or Lost in Translation?

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    3. Re:Fanboy much by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

      Here here. While I'm happy that Mr. Jackson was recognized at the end of his great ambitious work, his body of work isn't quite the greatest. I mean, The Frighteners? Not quite a big booster shot...

      Congrats due aside, George is right. Chalk that up to good old fashioned geeking out.

      Besides, we still have yet to see the crowning jewel, the Extended Cut. The Oscar was just a buildup...

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    4. Re:Fanboy much by btlzu2 · · Score: 1

      First, I wasn't particularly addressing the "finally he won" argument--except that perhaps he should have won for the first two as well--I think that's a reasonable hope for what he created. The movies were not slouches.

      I was more sorta cringing and reacting to your leap of logic that stated Lucas should have won. I simply cannot agree to that because I don't see the same quality in the end result of Star Wars that I saw in the three LOTR movies. Maybe innovation and nifty characters, but not overall quality (IMO!). Perhaps this year, scope along with (as I stated in my post) quality does. If the scope was huge, but the movies all sucked and were easily pegged in their suckiness, I would be right with you. I do need to retract my negative statement about Star Wars 5 (Empire). That was pretty damn good. Lucas didn't direct it.

      [armchair movie expert mode]
      What comes through, for me, as a director's contributions are the style, pacing (yes, editors too, I know), believability, overall acting quality (director is deciding what makes it to the film), final dialogue, and tone of the movie. Multiply all this work he did as competently as the other directors by what he was tackling and I think it should be a factor. He was a better director this year, not only for his last movie, but for everything he did leading up to it in this one massive project--it's a unique position he's in.
      [/armchair movie expert mode]

      I think, especially after watching the special features, that you can see how Jackson's amazing overseeing of the whole production should have been rewarded--the man was supervising 3 movies in various stages of production and produced amazing results. Yes, Coppola did an excellent job as did Clint Eastwood. Those movies were moving and cohesive, but the LOTR had the edge because of the undeniability of the quality and the scope.

      I think we won't see eye to eye on the Star Wars thing, so I'm willing to just agree to disagree. I had written more negative views on Star Wars, but got rid of them because it's pointless. I think I see what you're getting at and I haven't addressed it well, but I was choking more at the Lucas comment than what you were asking about. Sorry about that.

      Glad to see you're feeling better! :)

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    5. Re:Fanboy much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Did you see the other nominated films? By what metric do you determine the 'best director'?

      OMG, you are so fucking boring...

    6. Re:Fanboy much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because when it comes down to story telling, bringing LOTR to the screen was until peter jackson the most frightening thing a director could think of. hell its a 9hour epic with a tension line that holds it, a great cast and just everything right.
      sure mystic river would have won if there wouldnt have been LOTR nominated, a good movie as well. but i think even clint eastwood would have voted for peter jackson. anyway mystic river won the best male actor and THATS not a shoddy thing either, especially with Sean Penn, one of the best actors hollywood has finally having been rewarded.

  101. You know ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's been a slow year for Hollywood when LOTR sweeps! :)

  102. bzzt by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If fantasy movies haven't won in the past, it's because they weren't actually all that good.

    No, its because the academy has many long standing prejudices against fantasy and for heavy dramas with romance. In 1977, Star Wars got beat out by Annie Hall. Which movie had a bigger impact on the industry, special effects and popular culture? In another 50 years, which film are poeple likely to actually remember?

    1. Re:bzzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, hopefully annie hall.

      stop being such a geek, annie hall is far superior to star wars, nothing to do with it being fantasy

    2. Re:bzzt by bonch · · Score: 1

      The better question is, which was the better film?

      Seriously, Star Wars isn't that good of a film. Watch it with the eyes you have now. Just because something has a popular effect doesn't mean it's high-quality. Frankly, I can't stand Star Wars anymore now that I rewatched the movies.

      By the way, people who respond with "bzzt" whey they disagree with something are annoying and rude.

    3. Re:bzzt by nosferatu-man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Errr ... "Annie Hall" and "Star Wars" don't even belong in the same room, cinematically speaking. One of those pictures is the greatest work by one of the most important filmmakers of the 20th century -- the other, a half-baked, brainless mishmash of Joseph Campbell and dialog, editing, and direction so amatuerish it makes the head spin. That ILM went on to ruin many, many more movies with uselessly bad special effects, and, in concert with "Jaws" -- a radically superior movie -- ruined what was the golden era of American film, has earned Lucas a special place in hell, one where he will hopefully spend his days forced to watch "1942", "The Last Starfighter", and "Titanic".

      'jfb

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    4. Re:bzzt by ThresholdRPG · · Score: 1

      Star Wars isn't that good of a film?

      You gotta love the anti-fanboys who are so desperate to stand out that they have to out-criticise the world.

      Star Wars was an amazing film. Even today it is a pleasure to watch.

      The only crappy part is that Lucas is too much of an ass to release the original trilogy on DVD.

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    5. Re:bzzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whee! Lets all jump on the "I hate Starwars" bandwagon.

    6. Re:bzzt by k_head · · Score: 1

      Gee you are letting him off easy aren't you? Why not make him watch episode IV for eternity, better yet a special edition with narration and commentary by Jar Jar Binks.

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    7. Re:bzzt by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Star Wars isn't an 'amazing' film, it's a nice little movie to maybe watch on a Sunday afternoon when there's nothing better to do ( although I'd prefer Indiana Jones if I had a choice ).

      There is nothing amazing about it, the dialouge is laughable, the plot is sketchy and weak, the acting is comical, the only amazing thing about it is that so many people are willing to fight to the death defending the fallacy that it was the greatest film ever made and every film since owes almost it's entire existance to it.

      A large part of my amusement over the last few years has been watching the effects of cruel reality shattering the dreams and pomposity of my Star Wars obsessed friends as each film is proved unimaginably worse than the one preceeding it.

    8. Re:bzzt by nosferatu-man · · Score: 1

      Well, he did have a hand in "Raiders".

      'jfb

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    9. Re:bzzt by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      ...although I'd prefer Indiana Jones if I had a choice...

      Three words: Temple of Doom.

    10. Re:bzzt by bonch · · Score: 1

      I'm not an "anti-fanboy." I happen to recognize:

      Poor editing.
      Poor directing.
      Poor acting and dialogue.
      Poor rehashes.

      It was exciting for its time, but that's because a lot of people were 9-12 when they saw it. The newer fans are fans because of the non-canonical universe that novels and games have created around it.

    11. Re:bzzt by ThresholdRPG · · Score: 1

      > There is nothing amazing about it,

      Too bad hundreds of millions of folks disagree, eh?

      Anti-fanboi trolls are even worse than fanbois.

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    12. Re:bzzt by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I don't think hundreds of millions of folks do disagree, certainly an awful lot of people think it's a good film, like they would agree Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Monte Carlo Or Bust, The Pink Panther, Romancing The Stone, Crocodile Dundee are good films.

      I suspect there are a lot less people who think Star Wars is the best film ever made, that it's plot and screenplay were eons ahead of their time, that the acting was amongst the best ever witnessed on the big screen, that the Star Wars 'universe' is reveloutionary and groundbreaking Science Fiction.

      Sadly there are people, who I come into contact with far too frequently, who do think that and it is to those that I say; please, please go and read some proper fiction and watch some truly great films. There's a lot out there so stop wasting your time with Star Wars !

    13. Re:bzzt by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Seriously, Star Wars isn't that good of a film. Watch it with the eyes you have now. Just because something has a popular effect doesn't mean it's high-quality.

      Why don't you go try watching it again, this time without the jaded cynism. George Lucas created an entire fantastical world from scratch (rather than recreating real life for stories like Ben-Hur), something not equaled in scale and believability until the release of the Rings trilogy. Was it a tour de force in acting? Nobody ever said it was, but that shouldn't preclude it from getting Best Picture or Best Director. Creating a world is arguable a greater creative effort than making another movie about retarded people with retarded problems (read: any Woody Allen movie).

      By the way, people who respond with "bzzt" whey they disagree with something are annoying and rude.

      Well, don't be a rude and annoying snob, and people wont say "bzzt" to you.

    14. Re:bzzt by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Errr ... "Annie Hall" and "Star Wars" don't even belong in the same room, cinematically speaking. One of those pictures is the greatest work by one of the most important filmmakers of the 20th century -- the other, a half-baked, brainless mishmash of Joseph Campbell and dialog, editing, and direction so amatuerish it makes the head spin.

      Um, right. Well, as long as we're doing the adhominems, creating an entire, believable universe is a much greater directoral effort, one not equaled until the release of Fellowship, than making another retarded movie about retarded people with retarded problems. Did any of the actors in Star Wars put in a performance deserving a Best or Supporting actor award? Of course not, but that shouldn't preclude the movie from taking Best Director or Best Picture, as was just proved with Return of the King.

  103. Re:Posting anonymously by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight: you're saying the son of the author of the book voted Best Book of the Century is less important than some fat New Zealender who bought them and ran a non-linear computer program.

    Where are your values.

  104. Re:Worst. Oscars. Ever. by silentbozo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, I just erased the page long rant about how those something something Canadians and New Zealanders are stealing jobs from such great people as, oh MYSELF, my FRIENDS, and the rest of us who are dedicated to the film industry here in lovely Hollywood.

    How can the Canadians and New Zealanders be *stealing* jobs, when it's Hollywood itself that's paying the star actors and actresses upwards of 20 percent of the budget of the film?

    Besides, shipping entertainment jobs overseas isn't new - we lost pretty much all the local TV animator jobs back in the 80's. You think you were the first ones to have to train your replacements?

    Rant aside, I think it's a good thing for the WHOLE INDUSTRY when movies like the Lord of the Rings trilogy are made. Success means more money for similar films, and more money in this category mean more work for everybody, both overseas and locally. Besides, there were Americans working on that production as well - you going to piss all over their efforts just because they went to NZ to work?

    I say, congrats to Peter Jackson, and may he and his crew make bigger successes!

  105. Another New Zealander that deserves note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Keisha Castle-Hughes was nominated as best actress for her role in the New Zealand movie Whale Rider. Whale Rider is the most amazing movie. Probably the best movie I've ever seen. She has also taken the role of the Queen of Naboo in Star Wars III.

    1. Re:Another New Zealander that deserves note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft, moderators, what's wrong with you? Peter Jackson said he wanted to have her in one of his films too.

  106. Re:Posting anonymously by bonch · · Score: 4, Informative

    Doesn't the author's son's opinion count in your minds?

    No, especially since Christopher Tolkien has explicitly stated he holds no ill-will toward the filmmakers or the films.

    He didn't disown his son, he removed him from any control over the Tolkien Estate over the fact that his son wanted official involvement with the movies.

    Next time you regurgitate rumor memes, research them a little. Hell, J.R.R. Tolkien himself is the one who signed over the movie rights and even suggested in one of his letters cutting Helm's Deep. He said it was "unnecessary."

    As things like that illustrate, the amusing thing about Tolkien purists is that their beloved god Tolkien was more liberal about changes then they are.

  107. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    They were also only the third multiple-category-nominated movie to sweep every one, following "Gigi" and "The Last Emperor," which both went nine-for-nine. And, with eleven awards, also the biggest ever sweep.

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  108. New titles for LOTR Oscar experience by DArchon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The Return of the Bling Bling" and/or "The Lord of the Oscars" On a side note, they should probably add a new oscar category for best actor award for a group performance. The combination of the actors for LOTR was almost flawless. In hindsight, any other set of actors would not have done the movie justice. Elijah Wood, Ian MacKellan, Vigo Mortenson, et. al. did great justice to the J.R.R. Tolkien works. Also, the academy needs to get with the times and add another category for best actor in a digital role, ie. Andy Skerkish (sp?), where the actor performs or is source material for a digital actor. It is still that actors performance that brings the digital character to life. Golumn (and the split personality scenes) ruled!

    1. Re:New titles for LOTR Oscar experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best Cast?

  109. Seeing beyond Rugby. by kiwioddBall · · Score: 2

    I'm proud to be a Kiwi (New Zealander) today. I'm proud of the fact that New Zealand is on the map for something other than sport/rugby - the incredible creativity of the key players in making those movies.

    1. Re:Seeing beyond Rugby. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm proud of the fact that New Zealand is on the map for something other than sport/rugby

      NZ is actually best known for something else entirely...men fucking sheep.

    2. Re:Seeing beyond Rugby. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen brutha, as someone who has worked with PJ, its pretty damn sweet.

    3. Re:Seeing beyond Rugby. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, NZ was never on my map for rugby or sport, either. Remember, we Americans have no idea about any sport not played within our borders ;P

    4. Re:Seeing beyond Rugby. by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      And u really arn't known for Rugby these days. Waratahs for the Super 12 this year or failing that the brumbies.

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    5. Re:Seeing beyond Rugby. by Mateito · · Score: 0

      As an Australian, I'll be awed the day that New Zealand gets back on the map for Cricket. :)

    6. Re:Seeing beyond Rugby. by orange7 · · Score: 1

      I dunno. We're doing okay smacking around S.A. When Smith starts bleating to the papers you know you must be doing something right.

    7. Re:Seeing beyond Rugby. by Mateito · · Score: 0

      Smacking around S.A. isn't a sport, its a public service.

  110. Bill... by liloconf · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All I have to say is, you got screwed! Sean Penn my ass...

    1. Re:Bill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate watching grown men cry. How the hell was Mystic River entertaining?

  111. While one could argue they should have swept... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should not have won eleven awards.

    No one will see this seeing as I'm not registered, but RotK should not have even been nominated for editing. While I'm sure the extended edition of the film will flow better, there were some very bad glitches in the editing.

    Take, for example, the moment in front of the Gates of Mordor. The group rides out, then back. The speech is missing, as is the Mouth of Sauron. These will be included (or so I have heard) in the extended edition, but it came off foolishly in the film itself.

    During the battle at Minas Tirith, there were a few moments that were somewhat skittish with Eowyn and Eomer, and comments about Corsairs that made no sense to those who hadn't read the books simply because of omissions from the film.

    Further, I don't know whether the Palantir of Denethor will be included in the final film, but I was very surprised to not see it given how many comments along the lines of "I have seen" and the sort were made. Denethor has no REASON to go mad the way the films were edited with no Palantir, and to those who didn't know he had it, that was very poor editing.

    For my own thoughts, I would have given Director to Clint Eastwood simply because Mystic River was a very solid package in and of itself, but if they wanted RotK to sweep and give it the other 10, so be it. But the video editing was, while admirable considering the scope of what all they had to cut, not glossy enough to recieve an Oscar.

    1. Re:While one could argue they should have swept... by bonch · · Score: 1

      All of your "problems" arise from the fact that you've read the book and you know about scenes that will appear in the Extended Edition.

      As the film is, Denethor is mad because that's how he is. He's a bastard. The Corsairs thing wasn't confusing at all, and I don't even know what you're talking about in front of the Gates of Mordor. I was too busy following Sam and Frodo up the mountain...

    2. Re:While one could argue they should have swept... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All of your "problems" arise from the fact that you've read the book and you know about scenes that will appear in the Extended Edition.

      Well, considering the "knowing scenes that will appear in the extended edition," is that not what video editing is? Removing portions of the film before it goes to theatre. Proper editing results in a seamless feeling, improper editing results in a few oversights. Those that I mentioned arise from the movie itself, not just from the books.

      A complaint from book to movie would be the fact that Glorfindel was replaced by Arwen at the ford. I didn't like that, but realize that wouldn't make one whit of difference to someone who hasn't read the books.

      Taking it further, it would be a glitch to someone who is more familiar with Tolkien's work that Denethor bit into a cherry tomato. This is what Tolkien originally had and purposely changed to pickle when someone pointed out that medieval times, which he was trying to emulate, did not have cherry tomatoes. So one could argue (if they were rediculous) that this is going willfully against Tolkien's design. I personally could care less.

      While I haven't seen the movie in some weeks so I can't quote the middle portion, the other two relatively stand. When they arrive at the Gates of Mordor, they arrange themselves on the hill, then a group rides forward. Then back. While it may cut to scenes on Mount Doom in between, there is absolutely no purpose, nor reason for that ride forward given. The fact that I know what should have happened actually makes the err MORE forgivable rather than less, seeing as I realize what should fill in the gap. Therefore, it was not poor scene writing, but poor editing. Which is what the award in question pertained to.

      Similarly, Denethor constantly talks about something he's "seen." How they would fall, how it would all end, how he knew that Aragorn was coming. To those who had read the books, it made sense....they knew he had a palantir, which gave him the opportunity to do so. Those who had not read the books were left questioning how he had "seen" these things, and why he dispaired so early. It felt...inconsistant. As if they had missed something.

      Now whether that is editing or an oversight on the part of the writers, I can't say. But from what we've seen, I would assume that there was some short scene concerning the palantir which was dubbed "expendible."

    3. Re:While one could argue they should have swept... by danila · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the movie, as usual, is spliced from different versions. For example first you see the Eagles attack the Nazgul and apparently they either lose or win. After a few scenes you see another scene with at least 7 Nazgul beasts (one is in Pelennor) happily flying and no sign of Eagles. And this is just one of the major glitches.

      In my opinion, editing in the movie was sub par, as well as acting and script. Directing was not spectacular, to say the least. Effects were impressive, but impressive does not necessarily equate with the best. And that orc chieftain alone disqualifies the movie from an Oscar for best effects.

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    4. Re:While one could argue they should have swept... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, the worth of your opinion is contradicted by the views of many professionals in the motion picture business. You know who I mean, the people who actually know something about directing, editing , acting and script writing.

    5. Re:While one could argue they should have swept... by Christ-on-a-bike · · Score: 2, Informative
      is that not what video editing is? Removing portions of the film before it goes to theatre.

      Continuity errors and inconsistencies are not necessarily editing errors. Editing is not about determining the flow of the plot, but of camera shots. Good editing means pacing each scene right and cutting between scenes properly. It's the 'tempo' part of good cinematography.

      Your quibbles are with plotting errors, which are marks against the direction of the film, I would say. Editing is not concerned with plot logic; it is part of the visual language of film. I think that ROTK's editing was very well done for such a huge production, and considering the vast visual scope of some of the shots and scenes. Whether it was worth an Oscar, I can't say.

    6. Re:While one could argue they should have swept... by stranger+here+myself · · Score: 1

      The impression I got from the cinematic release was that Denethor was mad because he had lost Boromir, his heir, and no longer cared what happened. Of course I hope the extended DVD will show the rest of that story, but it seemed to me that as it stood his behaviour should be explicable to someone who hadn't read the book, even if that person would only get half of the reason.

  112. No interaction? by bonch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess Sam and Frodo holding each other at the "end of all things" wasn't enough interaction. Nor was Gandalf's soothing speech about the afterlife (literally...after all the suspense, suddenly he calms things with a few lines, go Ian) to Pip. Nor Merry and Pippin's interactions with Treebeard and the Ents, leading them to battle. Nor the dynamics between Eowyn and Aragorn, or Denethor's horrible disdain for Faramir...ah, who am I kidding? You'll never like the films. Aragorn's quest for kingship was about shedding self-doubt and accepting fate. I don't get people who don't like these movies. So many universal themes touched on.

  113. Re:LOTR == SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I am not mistaken Jerry Bruckheimer directed Armaggedon, Top Gun, Days of Thunder, Bad boys, The Rock, Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down. That is **NOT** what I mean.

    Watch Dead Alive, Bad Taste and Meet the Feebles, the best Peter Jackson's pre-LOTR films. You will see that they are absolutely nothing like Jerry Bruckheimer movies, but also they are nothing like LOTR. They are what LOTR should have been like, because hilarious gorefests are what Peter Jackson is best at, not sappy attempts at "drama", serious plots or serious characters. Jackson is completely incompetent at that, as LOTR (and Heavenly Creatures) aptly demonstrate.

    Jackson should have stuck to gore and slapstick. A "Meet the Hobbits" version of LOTR would have been genius. Instead he chose to do a "faithful", but insuffrably boring and unimaginative adaptation of LOTR, injecting not an ounce of creativity.

    Of course, it's not all Jackson's fault. The original fault lies with the books.

  114. Where else to ask... by bbkingadrock · · Score: 1

    Can somebody tell me what that instrument was that Sting was playing?

    1. Re:Where else to ask... by c0bw3b · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was a Hurdy-Gurdy.

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  115. NY Times Screwup by kiwirob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Ney York times just called Peter Jackson an Australian!!!! What Morons!! Ny Times

    We ALL know Peter is a New Zealander (like me)

    1. Re:NY Times Screwup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the difference? Oh yeah, you guys fuck sheep, the aussies fuck dingos or something

  116. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you honestly believe Saddam should still be over there in the Middle-East?

    For us, the answer is probably: yes. Saddam was a secular dictator, and didn't have much use for fundamentalist terrorists such as Osama. Right now Iraq is probably Osama's wet dream as a recruting ground.

  117. Well... by lewp · · Score: 1

    I guess there is some justice in the world still.

    Next thing you know everybody will be holding hands and singing and shit.

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  118. Re:Posting anonymously by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You're right about Tolkien signing over the movie rights.

    You're wrong about how C.Tolkien feels about the movies: I was quoting a story on CNN's "Paul Zahn" show 3 days ago with a Bio on Michael Tolkien. They said there was bad blood and C.Tolkien did not like the movies.

    But Tolkien did sell the rights, in the late 60s. He thought it was impossible to make them.

    I'm not that much a purist: I would like to see in 20 years an all photorealistic CGI version made in 6 movies, one for each "Book" (each volume is two books), and a more faithful one.

    Part of the joy of Tolkien's work is knowing that this river is 20 miles from that hill. Those who have read the books hundreds of times know it that well. (And it has been emboddied in the Tolkien MUCK.) They missed the boat on the magic.

  119. Damn you!! I still havent watched the oscars! by Musashi+Miyamoto · · Score: 1

    I have it on Tivo and have only finished half of it... Now you've ruined it for me! :-)

    Damn me for checking slashdot!

  120. Geek movies rule the universe! by boobox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, geek movies have certainly ruled the box office for quite a while (Check the top grossing films here).

    Top 10 grossing films:
    1. Titanic (okay... not so geeky... well, maybe a little geekish)
    2.Star Wars, Episode 4 (geek enough?)
    3. E.T. ('nuff said)
    4.Star Wars, Episode 1 (see #2)
    5. Spider-Man (See #3)
    6. LOTR, RoTK (Classic geekdom)
    7.Jurassic Park (geek-o-saurs)
    8.LOTR, TT (Classic geekdom, redux)
    9.Finding Nemo (Geek fish?)
    10. Forrest Gump (Geek is as geek does)

    The top 10 certainly is dominated by the science fiction/fantasy/comic book genres which are, natch, close to any geek's heart (including this one's).

    1. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by Gmalloy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Take it to the next step:

      Rank Title Total Box Office
      1 Titanic (1997) $600,743,440
      2 Star Wars (1977) $460,935,655 10
      3 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) $434,949,459 242
      4 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $431,065,444 -
      5 Spider-Man (2002) $403,706,375 -
      6 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) $361,118,934 4
      7 Jurassic Park (1993) $356,763,175 -
      8 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002) $340,478,898 5

      9 Finding Nemo (2003) $339,714,367 88
      10 Forrest Gump (1994) $329,452,287 120
      11 Lion King, The (1994) $328,423,001 -
      12 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $317,557,891 -
      13 Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001) $313,837,577 7
      14 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) $310,675,583 -
      15 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) $309,064,373 130
      16 Independence Day (1996) $306,200,000 -

      17 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) $305,411,224 224
      18 Sixth Sense, The (1999) $293,501,675 87
      19 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) $290,158,751 15

      20 Home Alone (1990) $285,761,243 -
      21 Matrix Reloaded, The (2003) $281,492,479 -

      22 Shrek (2001) $267,652,016 128
      23 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $261,970,615 -

      24 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) $260,031,035 -
      25 Jaws (1975) $260,000,000 79

      Using my own judgement, the geeks have 15 of the Top 25. This is just US box office. International box office is more slanted towards sci fi / fantasy, with 18 of the top 25 spots...

      US Box Office
      World Wide Box Office

    2. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      22 Shrek (2001) $267,652,016 128

      I could certainly understand someone putting Shrek on that list as well. It had a great geek appeal because of the technology involved. The story itself was great, but all I remember hearing when it came out was how great the animation was, etc, etc.

    3. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by Erbo · · Score: 1
      You're right, of course:

      Titanic - I found the idea of recreating a historic ocean liner on film (especially with all the CGI) quite geek-appealing.

      Star Wars, Episode {1,4} - Well, duh!

      E.T. - Ditto.

      Spider-Man - Comic-book movies have built-in geek appeal. See also X-Men 1, 2.

      LOTR:FOTR/TT/ROTK - Tolkien can be some hardcore geek meat...which makes Jackson's achievement all the more impressive, in that he managed to satisfy so many of those geeks. (See David Lynch's Dune for an example of how easy it is for a director to fall on his face trying to do that very thing.)

      Jurassic Park - CGI dinosaurs are quite geeky. See also the little girl's line: "It's a Unix system! I know this!"

      Finding Nemo - Pixar movies have tons of geek-appeal.

      Forrest Gump - Forrest is kind of a pseudo-geek himself. Plus the technology of inserting him into historical footage appeals to geeks.

      But it's rare that a "geek movie" gets the kind of widespread appreciation that is reflected in winning any Oscars at all, let alone a record-tying eleven. Okay, Titanic did that, but that movie had nowhere near the geek-level of any of the three installments of LOTR.

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    4. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      lets make it more interesting

      Top 50, adjusted for inflation

      LOTR is doing real well there, infact nothing in the top 10, from the last decade except titanic.

      #1 is still Gone With the Wind, which grossed 198 million in 1939 dollars.

      1 Gone With the Wind MGM $1,218,328,752 $198,655,278 1939
      ...
      49 The Return of the King NL $361,940,947 $361,940,947 2003

    5. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by msobkow · · Score: 1

      C'mon, every "geek" I know has seen the vast majority of those movies, even just to check out the F/X. It's not 15/25, it's more like 22/25 for F/X heavy top-grossers.

      10 (Forrest Gump), 20 (Home Alone) and 24 (How the Grinch Stole Christmas) are the only ones that weren't F/X fests for their time. Even "Forrest Gump" had some excellant (but subtle) F/X, such as the award scene with the president.

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    6. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      Didn't Forrest Gump win the best special effects oscar that year? Yes, I believe it did. The best special effects are them most subtle (and you also forgot the bluescreen pants).

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    7. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I would love to see this list corrected for inflation,
      as it is now it's highly slanted towards more recent movies.
      Therefore I was much surprised to see "Gone with the Wind" on nr. 60,
      it might be number one in an inflation corrected list.

      Adriaan Renting

      P.S. I was watching the show on the BBC and was amazed that they switched to the BBC studio every 2 items, geez, you must have a lot of commercials in the USA! The BBC had none, so had to fill in the spaces. I was glad I can recieve the BBC here in the Netherlands.
      Congratulations to PJ, and hopefully more nice movies will come of this.

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    8. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      maybe you're just mixing up mainstream with 'geek'.

      next you're saying that harry potters are nerd books, which they definetely are not(they're pure 'pop')!

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    9. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by rherbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Keep in mind that Gone With the Wind was released in a time when people couldn't just buy the DVD and watch it at home a year later. If they wanted to see it again, they had to go see it in the theater. It hung around in theaters for years.

    10. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by fritz1968 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much the list would change if you put it in today's dollars instead of what it grossed at the time of it's release.

      For example, how much is 260 Million (what Jaws grossed in 1975, number 25) worth in today's dollars? It would not top out the list, but I am sure it would at least move up the list.

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    11. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
      Spirited Away (Sen-to Chihiro-no Kamikakushi)
      total: $271.0
      domestic: $10.1 (3.7%)
      overseas: $260.9 (96.3%)
      The geek in me crinches =)

      And to make this posting a bit less off-topic:
      domestic grosses adjusted for inflation

      Although comparing worldwide grosses makes more sense it's nevertheless interesting to compare the unadjusted and adjusted domestic figures. Better and better tech means the number of high quality sci-fi and fantasy movies is going up and people like it.

      Glorious times ahead guys =P

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    12. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      and you also forgot the bluescreen pants).

      Yeah...I had some of those in the 80s and am trying very hard to forget them :)

    13. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Forrest Gump - Forrest is kind of a pseudo-geek himself.

      If by geek you mean retard, I'd probably agree with you.

      There's nothing geeky about Forrest Gump, save that he was picked on as a kid because he was too stupid to understand what was going on around him.

      Other than that, great movie!

    14. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using my own judgement, the geeks have 15 of the Top 25.

      I don't think film studio executives are geeks...

    15. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Top 10 grossing films:

      To be honest I don't particularly like this statistic. Ratings should be based on number of tickets sold, not gross. On that system Gone With the Wind is #1.

    16. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Except that the size of the movie-going public has changed over the decades, up and down, for a number of reasons - eg popularity of movie-going in general (high in 1939) and sheer size of population (obviously lower in 1939). Not to mention other factors like numbers of screens, numbers of films being shown, national coverage, etc. So you can just compare ticket sales for a film shown in 1939 and a film shown in 2004. Let's face it, there's no single objective basis for comparison. And why should there be?

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    17. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also keep in mind this was during the middle of the fucking depression, so not everyone who felt an urge to watch GWtW again could just run down to the theatre every Saturday for the 50th time like all the Star Wars and LoTR losers do these days.

    18. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention other factors...

      Throwing up hands is not acceptable. Those factors could be washed out by a weighted measurement that accounted for the number of tickets purchased overall in a given year.

      Using just gross, is well, gross.

    19. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Well, no, because it's not just about number crunching, there are other cultural factors. As I said, movie-going was a far more popular pastime back then. It's something nearly everybody did, under a certain age, every week, sometimes more than once. There was a lot less competition for your entertainment time: no tv, no dvd, no internet, no computer games ... people went out to the movies, or they went dancing, or they stayed home and listened to the radio. So people saw a LOT of movies. It's nothing like that today. Popular movies had much longer runs too - Casablanca came out in what, 1942? But I know it was still being shown weekly in London in 1944, maybe even 1945. Today even popular movies are gone after a couple of months. And people went to see their favourite movies again and again, because they had no other way to see them once they had finished their run - nowadays if you miss seeing a movie in the cinema, you can catch it on on video or dvd, pay, on tv ... download it from kazaa even. It was a different world, and a simple head count does not take that into account.

      I'm not defending grosses over ticket sales. I'm saying you want to replace one simplistic measure with another simplistic measure. (It's almost like comparing voter turnout in the US with that in Australia: yes, it's much higher here, but it's also compulsory so comparisons are meaningless.) Yes, you could probably do a more sophisticated analysis (but more than simple weights though) but as I said, why bother? What would it prove? There's no objective criterion for saying one movie is better than another anyway. If you like GwtW more than LotR then great. If you need to have your subjective choices "objectively" validated then ... not great.

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    20. Re:Geek movies rule the universe! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      There's no objective criterion for saying one movie is better than another anyway.

      I agree with that, certainly. But these numbers don't purport to measure quality, only popularity. To me there are much better measures than gross that show say, Titanic outdoing Star Wars when in fact Star Wars attracted a larger audience. (And played in many theatres as long as a year).

  121. Thank Goodness! by t1nman33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And so the great Nerd Riots of 2004 were prevented, and Peter Jackson took the Oscar into the West.

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  122. And yet by bonch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And yet Tolkien was the one who signed away the movie rights, and even suggested editing changes, such as removing Helm's Deep because it was "unnecessary" to the story. Read his letters sometime.

    If Peter Jackson had suggested cutting Helm's Deep, how many of the purists would be saying things like "Tokien would be turning in his grave!" Meanwhile, Tolkien suggested it!

    Amusingly, Tolkien was much more liberal about Lord of the Rings than his own fans--he was editing and changing his mythologies up until the very end of his life. He stated several times he would have done things differently had he the chance to write the book over again.

    People who quibble because someone said something that someone else said in the books, or the Ents didn't decide to go to war and instead had to be convinced, etc., are UPTIGHT.

    1. Re:And yet by saforrest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And yet Tolkien was the one who signed away the movie rights, and even suggested editing changes, such as removing Helm's Deep because it was "unnecessary" to the story. Read his letters sometime.

      Yeah, I knew about those. I don't pretend to know his motivations there, and I have no objection to him selling movie rights, or to there being a movie. I just don't think the movies are fantasy, and based on what I know of him through his writings I don't think he would have either.


      Amusingly, Tolkien was much more liberal about Lord of the Rings than his own fans--he was editing and changing his mythologies up until the very end of his life. He stated several times he would have done things differently had he the chance to write the book over again.


      Yes, if you read the Book of Lost Tales, or any of the many (too many!) books Christopher Tolkien has published, you'll see the development of these stories in detail.



      Did I appear to do this? I see no reason against getting uptight if there's reason for it. Sure, Helm's Deep could go, and I'm happy they got rid of Bombadil. I didn't mind the Scouring of the Shire being gone either.

      However, the crap they did to Denethor and Faramir really did bug me. Not because I think Tolkien is God or his word is golden or some such crap, but simply because Jackson took interesting, nuanced characters and turned them into something less interesting and less developed. And it was not for lack of screen time he did this.

    2. Re:And yet by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      People who quibble because someone said something that someone else said in the books, or the Ents didn't decide to go to war and instead had to be convinced, etc., are UPTIGHT.
      Not always. Some of us think the Ents should have decided to go to war on their own because it would have been better dramatically. :)
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    3. Re:And yet by Brandybuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, the crap they did to Denethor and Faramir really did bug me. Not because I think Tolkien is God or his word is golden or some such crap, but simply because Jackson took interesting, nuanced characters and turned them into something less interesting and less developed.

      Interesting how one's mind twists the novel into the mold one's mind insists upon.

      While Jackon's changes to Faramir were against the Sacred and Holy Canon of LOTR, it actually made Faramir MORE interesting and MORE developed. In the books, if you turn off your automatic mental redaction engine, Faramir was the epitome of the "goody-two-shoes" supporting cast member with no weaknesses. Gandalf was terrified of the ring's *temptation*, and he was immortal, yet Faramir wouldn't touch it if he found it lying in the road. Get real! Name one character flaw that Tolkien gave to Faramir.

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    4. Re:And yet by saforrest · · Score: 1

      While Jackon's changes to Faramir were against the Sacred and Holy Canon of LOTR, it actually made Faramir MORE interesting and MORE developed. In the books, if you turn off your automatic mental redaction engine, [...]

      Maybe I would be more interesting in arguing my position if you didn't appear to be so utterly convinced that I'm being prejudiced and closeminded. :)

    5. Re:And yet by oconnorcjo · · Score: 3, Interesting
      People who quibble because someone said something that someone else said in the books, or the Ents didn't decide to go to war and instead had to be convinced, etc., are UPTIGHT.

      The Ents are supposed to be an intelectual and contemplative race that DO NOT make rash decisions. They decide to go to war knowing that this was probably "the last march of the Ents" thus showing that they may take a long time to come to a decision but once they do, they are fast to act.

      Jackson turns them into long winded but rash and emotional tree lovers who fought because a wizard cut some trees down in his backyard. Maybe I am being uptight but it just seemed so SILLY for Jackson to change such a neat and noble race into the opposite of what they were.

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    6. Re:And yet by nosferatu-man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree about Faramir, but the changes to Denethor were really beyond the pale.

      'jfb

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    7. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In the books, if you turn off your automatic mental redaction engine, Faramir was the epitome of the "goody-two-shoes" supporting cast member with no weaknesses. Gandalf was terrified of the ring's *temptation*, and he was immortal, yet Faramir wouldn't touch it if he found it lying in the road.
      That was a boast he made when he didn't know what they were talking about yet (although he probably suspected as much). Only later did he hold it as an oath, but we never see a real test of his strength. In the book, Faramir never even sees the ring, and probably wouldn't thrust himself to see it either. It is not clear if he would have refused if Frodo offered him the Ring. Note that immortality, power level or whatever seem to have little relationship with the ability to withstand the temptation of the Ring. Finally, in the book the Ring does not turn everyone evil in an instance, it takes some time to work its magic (except on Smeagol perhaps). The book-Faramir is simply not a character that would be corrupted in half a day (unlike in the movie, where it takes about fifteen minutes).
    8. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He has no flaws, just like Aragorn has no flaws. They're mythological characters - they're meant to be paragons of virtue. Have you ever read the books? Or understood them?

    9. Re:And yet by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      yet Faramir wouldn't touch it if he found it lying in the road [...] Name one character flaw that Tolkien gave to Faramir

      Arrogance

      Also, he loses in battle if that counts.

    10. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gandalf was terrified of the ring's *temptation*, and he was immortal, yet Faramir wouldn't touch it if he found it lying in the road.

      Probably because Gandalf knew much more about the ring than Faramir and had first-hand knowledge of its effect on people.

      Faramir had some knowledge of lore, but not enough to be properly afraid of the ring.

      Also, perhaps (though I'm kind of reaching here), the ring did not consider Faramir a useful tool and did not exert any temptation on him.

    11. Re:And yet by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's hard to pick you out from the crowd of prejudiced and closeminded Jackson haters.

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  123. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so killing upwards of 3 million people is just fine and dandy.

  124. FP! by Mmm_Coco · · Score: 0, Troll

    First Post!!!!!

  125. The bit at the beginning by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

    At the beginning of the show, Billy Crystal did one of his usual skits lampooning the year's movies. It started with him sitting down in a theater and turning on a camcorder. I thought to myself, oh great, another preachy antipiracy message. Unfortunately I was on the phone at the time, so I didn't really catch what message (if any) he was presenting. Can anyone clue me in?

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    1. Re:The bit at the beginning by LauraW · · Score: 4, Informative
      I thought to myself, oh great, another preachy antipiracy message. Unfortunately I was on the phone at the time, so I didn't really catch what message (if any) he was presenting

      It was a joke, not a message. After checking his camera, he found the One Ring in his Crackerjack box, put it on, and was teleported into a bunch of movies. The highlight was probably seeing Michael Moore squashed by one of the Mumakil. Later he cracked a joke about Johnny Depp's "slightly gay pirate" in Pirates of the Caribbean being Jack Valenti's worst nightmare.

  126. Rigged? by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

    Uh, everything it was nominated for?

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    1. Re:Rigged? by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      Oops, submitted parent accidently.

      Ok, a movie based on books beloved by technophiles sweeps. Makes you wonder if someone managed to hack into PriceWaterhouseCooper. Not that I think that's what really happened.

      Not that I would mind if someone did: It would be the stuff of legend.

      I'm mostly just happy a movie I liked won a lot of awards. That's never happened before.

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  127. Something odd about the Oscars... by slappyjack · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Does anyone else see the whole Oscar thing as Hollywood Jerking Off All Over its Narcissistic and Beautiful Self? This whole "Lets see what outfit Star X is wearing! OOOH! That cost more than you poor fuckers watching at home take home in a month! Not only that, but the designer gave this outfit to this incredibly wealthy person for nothing." Yay! Another reminder that I'm dirt-ass broke!

    I mean, really. They're movies, for fuck's sake. It's not like we're watching an awards ceremony to reward people for curing diseases or something.

    I won't even go into the topic of the incredible pile of shit the average movie viewer has to wade their poor asses through to see one of these films that warrants oscar recognition, ASSUMING their local suburban 52-plex deems one of these films worthy of removing a screen from the bank of theatres showing the latest "our marketing budget is actually twice the cost of production" film starting every half hour in order to let average America possibly see it.

    fuck you hollywood. right in your asses.

    and fuck those that watch this shit like it's something important. You people need to go run a few laps and get a goddamn hobby.

    A note to Peter Jackson: Jesus Christ, man, fix your collar and tighten up your fucking tie.

    1. Re:Something odd about the Oscars... by LauraW · · Score: 1
      Does anyone else see the whole Oscar thing as Hollywood Jerking Off All Over its Narcissistic and Beautiful Self?

      And this surprises you?

    2. Re:Something odd about the Oscars... by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you don't like it, don't watch it. However, your opinions aside, the actors, actresses, directors, etc. entertain people. Some of them do a fabulous job at it. Shockingly, people like to be entertained. It makes them happy. Not surprisingly, people pay more attention to those who entertain them.

      I guess it's your right to be bitter at life, but don't begrudge other people for indulging a little.

    3. Re:Something odd about the Oscars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. This oscar shit is totally irrelevant. What have these people down? They ENTERTAIN other people. Great. Now shut the fuck up, you haven't done anything special.

    4. Re:Something odd about the Oscars... by dlelash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, I see... the Oscars are pointless and stupid, but Peter Jackson needs to dress better when he goes there. Makes sense to me.

    5. Re:Something odd about the Oscars... by WankersRevenge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that the oscars are nothing to lose sleep about. While they were handing out statues to millionares, I was cleaning my bathroom. A little poetic. Yes.

      A note to Peter Jackson: Jesus Christ, man, fix your collar and tighten up your fucking tie.

      I just saw the clips at the gym and personally, I love the fact the he looks so dishelved and out of his element. That's us. The everyday joes. Not buying into the pretension of the whole thing.

    6. Re:Something odd about the Oscars... by Belgand · · Score: 1

      Indeed. While many Nobel prize winners continue to toil away in relative obscurity. In many ways our society is fundamentally sick and wrong.

    7. Re:Something odd about the Oscars... by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else see the whole Oscar thing as Hollywood Jerking Off All Over its Narcissistic and Beautiful Self?

      Considering that the film which won eleven Oscars had very little to do with Hollywood (only the money came from there), not really no...

      and fuck those that watch this shit like it's something important. You people need to go run a few laps and get a goddamn hobby.

      You need to take a dose of your own medicine, dude...

  128. Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by Admiral1973 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yes, it's at least as large as the entire LOTR trilogy, if not in page length then in scope, but why not take part of the story, like Beren and Luthien, and adapt it into a two- or three-hour movie? Or the Fall of Gondolin, the destruction of Numenor, the assault on Thangorodrim? There's plenty of material to go around. It might be easier to make a screenplay from that book, since there isn't as much dialogue to constrain a screenwriter. They'd have free rein to tell the story in a film-friendly fashion.

    BTW, Peter Jackson just said on live TV (E! Network) that New Line has the rights to film The Hobbit, but MGM/UA has the rights to distribute it. Lots of lawyers have lots of negotiating ahead of them to clear the way for a film adaptation of the book. He also said he'd want Ian McKellen back as Gandalf and to make it feel like it was part of the same story as LOTR.

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    1. Re:Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      Though I'd LOVE to see the Silmarillion on film (as illustrated by my name), I never see it happening. I think, while the Lord of the Rings is probably the better single story, the Silmarillion is more of a painting of Middle Earth. It greatly builds the culture, history, and background of all of Middle Earth.

      Personally I feel that Beren and Luthien would probably have the best chance at a movie adaption, but I wonder if it could be properly done without explaining WHAT the simarils are and the bloody history behind them. I think that the story elements of the Silmarillion may be too interconnected to make an adequate movie without raping the storyline. Drat I hate being a fanboy. Not to say it couldn't be done, I just don't think it could be done easily.

      Cheers.

    2. Re:Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      I don't think it'll ever happen, but we can dream, can't we :) And seeing as how the destruction of Gondolin was told in less than two pages, PJ can improvise the battle as much as he wants without putting out the purists. The fight between Fingolfin and Morgoth alone would be worth the price of admission!

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    3. Re:Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by Pepebuho · · Score: 1

      No, No No NO. The Silmarillion can NEVER be a Movie, we would need at least 20 movies to pay it proper homage. The Silmarillion should be an HBO Miniseries, like From the Earth to the Moon. Make it as many chapters as necessary to make it great

    4. Re:Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Beren and Luthien needs too much backstory, and I can't see how you could really film some of the magical contests of the heroes with Sauron (all that singing at each other...)

      I'd do the story of Turin Turambar. That would work without any background - you don't need to know about Morgoth except that he's a Dark Lord doing what Dark Lords do, and Glaurung is a dragon destroying Nargothrond and sitting on the treasure because that's what dragons do.

      It would be very different in tone to the LotR films, because the ending is far from a happy one, but I think it would make a far better film than The Hobbit or any of the three Rings films.

    5. Re:Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could just completely change the story around and insert lots of stupid jokes about Dwarves, like they did for Lord of the Rings. That would work.

    6. Re:Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good lord, no. the silmarillion is like the bible of middle-earth...it sets up the whole universe from creation through the ancient civilizations and wars that eventually turned into the decaying kingdoms we see in LoTR. even if all you did was lift isolated tales (like beren and luthien) and film them, you'd still rely on the audience to be familiar with the context to understand what's going on, and the silmarillion is by no means that well-known.

    7. Re:Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      The silm is a history book of middle earth. Interesting as it is, it would be nearly impossibly to translate to film in any sort of meaningful way.

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    8. Re:Screw The Hobbit...what about The Silmarillion? by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      What I'd prefer to see is a mini-serie based on small stories taken from the Silmarion. It would be very character driven, since that's what the a lot of Silmarion's stories are about, not much about CG, as the budgets are not the same, and would keep us occupied for a few months. Plus, watching TV doesn't cost a penny, apart from owning a TV, which everybody does. Unless you get easily manipulated into buying stuff from ads.

  129. What next? by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any chance we can talk Peter Jackson's team into making the Star Wars Episodes VII, VIII, and IX, so that they don't suck?

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    1. Re:What next? by Maskirovka · · Score: 1
      Any chance we can talk Peter Jackson's team into making the Star Wars Episodes VII, VIII, and IX, so that they don't suck?


      A Peter Jackson Thrawn Trilogy after Lucas dies would be awesome.

  130. Best Adapted Screenplay? by Woogiemonger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ROTK winning best adapted screenplay is a joke! But then I can say the same for most of the Oscars. I'll cede best direction, best score, best fireworks, etc, to ROTK, but do any of you realize how many people are writing how many screenplays? Just because people go "Oooooooooo" and "Aaaaaaaahhhhhh" at the pretty ROTK doesn't mean it HAPPENS to have the best writing in the world too. It was mediocre writing at best, with decent acting and very good presentation. American Splendor or even City of God were MUCH more deserving for the best adapted screenplay award.

    Just to put things into perspective, don't you think it's quite the coincidence that Francis Coppola's (director of Godfather) precious little daughter happens to have written the best original screenplay? Oh, what that little monarchial actors' clique does to make little Sofia happy.

    1. Re:Best Adapted Screenplay? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's the best _adapted_ screenplay, yeah, I agree with that. It took an -amazing- amount of work to convert that from book to screen. No other project took even a tenth amount of work as LOTR did.

      Best movie? No, to me, that was Lost in Translation, hands down. I'd put ROTK as maybe 4th, _maybe_ 3rd best movie of 2003. Nah, probably 4th. Maybe even 5th, depending on my mood. Freaking whiny Frodo, Sam & Gollum annoyed me no end. Fortunately, in ROTK all the other characters had great big important things to do. By far the best of the three LOTR films for me. Would love to see a Peter Jackson version of the Hobbit - let's hope all the legal wrangling gets sorted out. Definitely interested in seeing his version of King Kong.

      Anyway, best original screenplay? LIT won, and it _absolutely_ deserved to. What a subtle & sublime joy that film was. If they'd been kowtowing to Sofia, I guarantee you LIT would've won more than just what it did. _11_ for ROTK? Gimme a break - that's excessive, to put it mildly. Unfortunately, they were kind of stuck. Having ignored the LOTR movies more than they should've previously, they kind of had to give it a lot this time around. That's okay - Sofia & LIT have won so many awards in so many other awards shows recently, I think everyone knows how fantastic it was. It must suck not to be able to enjoy LIT, but some movies aren't for everyone. Strange that something so many geeks have loved for so long is the more mainstream option, but there ya go. If you look at the all-time box office champ list, you'll note that the vast majority of the top films are sci-fi or fantasy. Strange how the sci-fi/fantasy literature world doesn't get much respect, even though sci-fi/fantasy novels are generally FAR superior to what gets made into movies. I don't consider LOTR to be the height of fantasy literature, though I know many do.

      As for best movie? No _way_ did it deserve that. Even Finding Nemo was better than ROTK, but it got shunted off into another category.

    2. Re:Best Adapted Screenplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROTK winning best adapted screenplay is a joke!

      Agrred. They butchered the books and they get an oscar!

      Probably none of the guys with the right to vote did ever read Tolkien's work. Otherwise I cannot explain that truly undeserved Oscar.

    3. Re:Best Adapted Screenplay? by pavera · · Score: 1

      Well,
      of course what we geeks have loved for so long is now more mainstream, and we're all wishing something else had won... :)
      We are ahead of the curve remember.

    4. Re:Best Adapted Screenplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Thank god Bill Murray told the truth and said he wanted to quit the film the first day because your precious Sophia didn't know what she was doing. Too bad he didn't tell the rest of the truth.
      Those of us who didn't drink the "LiT" kool-aid recognize that the DP (director of photography) and the guy who did the score saved her ass from complete self destruction.
      This movie should have been called "A Spoiled Rich Girl's Fantasy About What My Trip to Japan Would Have Been Like If I Met a Father Figure to Fall in Non-Sexual Love With" (instead of spending it being neglected by my hipster photographer husband and his more beautiful than me, but nowhere as smart as me, Hollywood starlet friend [who I transparently diss in my highbrow mood piece of a movie, but luckily all my apologists gloss over those sucky, self serving, meaningless, wouldn't-be-allowed-in-anyone-else's-movie parts of the movie])
      Who can I get to play the female lead who is looks-wise and sexually non-threatening to me and illegally young looking - maybe SJ looked OK in other movies but in LiT she looks like a lumpy 12 year old.
      Some older discussions

    5. Re:Best Adapted Screenplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, bitter a little?

    6. Re:Best Adapted Screenplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god, people like you need to get the fuck off my internet.

      Seriously. WTF.

    7. Re:Best Adapted Screenplay? by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      It's the best _adapted_ screenplay, yeah, I agree with that. It took an -amazing- amount of work to convert that from book to screen. No other project took even a tenth amount of work as LOTR did

      Just because adapting a certain screenplay from a book takes a lot of busy work doesn't mean it deserves an Oscar for it. The way American Splendor was adapted showed far more creativity and skill than any of the LOTR movies ever did.

      None of the adaptive screenplays for LOTR were that great. Fellowship was probably the best. ROTK was just barely decent and I can't even watch TTT without cringing in disgust. How is it that the same Rohirrim who were too chickenshit to even ride out against their enemies when they were under attack would suddenly get the courage to save Minas Tirith amongst much bigger odds? (For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, read TTT and take note on how the Rohirrim went about defending their land and how they ended up in Helm's Deep as opposed to the movie).

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    8. Re:Best Adapted Screenplay? by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      ROTK didn't win - it was the trilogy, a work so large (it was filmed in one go) that it compares with the epics of yesteryear. Hollywood likes spectacle, and LOTR definitely qualified. Anyone who knows anything about film (and the academy, by definition are all professionals) would have admired the way the story was hung together with so much hard work behind it.

      LiT was a great little film, and a jewel in its own way, but it doesn't really compare. Sofia is young and the academy probably feels that they will see even better from her in the future. Remember that effectively the film is a two person show, hardly challenging for a director.

  131. Well, okay, but the music still didn't deserve it. by Lebofsky · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I mentioned this last time people were celebrating the accumulation of LOTR Oscars, including an Oscar for music. Giving an award to the music once a couple years ago was a big mistake, twice is a horrific joke.

    I mean.. Jeez! I understand that people like things that are bad. Like candy bars, for instance. You may also like the music for LOTR, but it was still bad. Boring themes, tired arrangements, incredibly monotonous, embarrassing use of wood flute. Film scoring 101, basically. The Triplets of Belleville, among others, had much much better scores.

    Doesn't anybody realize this? I found this particular award insulting to all musicians who actually have an original voice.

    To be fair, it's a hard job to score three 3.5 hour movies. Still, that doesn't make the music better. Just adequate at best.

    Oh, well. You can't win them all.

    - Lebofsky

  132. Re:Posting anonymously by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You guys are idiots: you are +5 informativing a liar. Here is Simon Tolkien's own website:

    http://www.simontolkien.com/final%20review/profi le .html

    "I haven't spoken to my father, except in an annual business-meeting context, for the past four years," he says, as matter-of-factly as possible. "My father is very angry with me - angry to the point that he never wishes to have anything to do with me again.

    "He communicates with me now through his lawyer, so I have to live on the basis that he will never speak to me again as long as he lives. He will never see my children. He will never have anything to do with me." He pauses. "And I grew up thinking this was such a wonderful person."

  133. Overturned cars... by Atario · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and shattered store windows will abound in geek-land tonight!

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  134. Re:LOTR == SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    u-238 wrote:
    >
    > You are mistaken.
    >
    > How hard is one fucking trip to www.imdb.com ?

    Mistaken about what? That Jerry Bruckheimer made Armageddon, etc? From imdb:

    Jerry Bruckheimer - Producer - filmography

    22. Black Hawk Down (2001) (producer)
    24. Pearl Harbor (2001) (producer)
    32. Armageddon (1998) (producer)
    35. Rock, The (1996) (producer)

    So what am I mistaken about? And when was the last time **you** made a trip to imdb? Tool.

  135. Fanboy, not so much by mooman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm no fanboy of the series, but I did see one of the documentaries that said that Jackson had something like 9 different film crews shooting scenes at the same time, around 15000 extras, and 3 separate movies being filmed concurrently... If doing that for over 3 years straight and coming up with the eye candy and enthralling films that make the LOTR doesn't earn the right to "Best Director", then I guess I'm not clear on what does...

    I don't see where Lucas even enters in that line of thinking.

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    1. Re:Fanboy, not so much by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Hey, there's a reasonable comment about why he won (which I don't disagree with) but nowhere does it address the 'finally' comment. Like has been said for a few years, the reason he didn't win much for the first two was because people wanted to see how the whole thing turned out.

      Lucas enters in because at the time of the writing, I noticed plenty of 'Jackson R001Z, Lucas suxx' comments.

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    2. Re:Fanboy, not so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You KNOW why they put the "finally" comment... because he didn't get it for the first two films. Maybe you knew he was definitely going to get it for the third film, but the whole point of the "finally" was that some people were hoping for him to get it the past two years. Though you apparently disagree that it should be deemed "finally", you only make yourself appear thickheaded and weak at critical thought if you can't figure out where the logic for using the word came from.

  136. No, Bill Murray ROBBED by maugt · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. Lost in Translation won the have-to-give-you-an-award prize in screenplay, but Bill gave a superb performance in this roll. His career is overlooked as an actor - I particularly like his other movie, Razor's Edge

  137. Curiously LOTR:ROTK missing nomination. by very · · Score: 2, Insightful

    LOTR:ROTK was not even nominated for Cinematography and Sound Editing.

    IMHO this movie (LOTR Trilogy) deserves to win this category.

    Instead the movie won "only" 11 categories this year.

  138. mixed blessing by eddeye · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At first I was pleased to see ROTK do so well. Then when it won best picture they equated it with Titanic and I remembered what a sham the oscars have become. I'd almost prefer ROTK didn't win.

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  139. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get with the times, use a palantir instead. They're more accurate.

  140. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Spyffe · · Score: 1

    Touche.

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  141. Speaking of Outsorcing by Poligraf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It is kind of OT, but I can't help noticing that even Hollywood outsorces A LOT of production.

    LOTR was made in NZ; most of movies and shows that depict Seattle are actually made in Vancouver, BC (for example, Highlander the series). Some others are made in the other parts of Canada.

    I do also know from a struggling animator friend about outsorcing of the cartoon making to South Korea etc.

    American creative workers look more and more like the elves whose power (technological edge ;-) diminishes, and who can't protect their turf against invaders (not that they are orks and goblins or evil).

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    1. Re:Speaking of Outsorcing by tuxathon · · Score: 1

      You do realize that Peter Jackson and much of his production staff are from New Zealand, right? Jackson pitched the idea to New Line; the studio didn't go pitch the movie to Jackson in New Zealand because it was going to be cheaper to film there.

    2. Re:Speaking of Outsorcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add to the info, special effects for the Oscar show (the flowing gold titles and credits), where outsourced to an Indian company.

    3. Re:Speaking of Outsorcing by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Much of Hollywood's movie production business is being exported to other places due in large part to the freakish business taxation and cost of living of the state of California. The high prices for the sound stages and studios, even the employees wages, are directly related to this. Even other cities in the US like Houston (Texas) have had a dramatic increase in movie production business and shooting because of the lower price.

      Seeing this weakness Canada has subsidized the growth and support of the movie industry in a calculated effort to steal business from the overpriced Hollywood studios. Not that this is dirty business, it is just a case of a competetor finding a way to do just-as-good business for a lower price (sometimes called competetion). The fact that they used tax subsidies and rebates just shows that the Canadian government is pretty smart, as well as the Canadian business people who suggested it to them.

      As for the creative workers losing out, many of them do, however, many American companies are using Canadian facilities to produce their works. This means that at least some of the Americans keep thir jobs.

      Anyways, the great thing I see in outsourcing to reduce costs is that it reduces the threshold to production. By this I mean that some movies that are/were considered to be too expensive to make become reasonable. Considreing all the trouble that Peter Jackson went through trying to get funding for his film, if he had to rely only on Hollywood studios to make them, they probably would never have been made.

      What is the matter officer? I have obeyed all of your silly Earth laws!

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    4. Re:Speaking of Outsorcing by Poligraf · · Score: 1

      While agreeing with you on the most counts, I think that reasonable currency exchange rates would allow American-made products to compete better.

      If there would not be foreign competition, California would have lost to Texas, Oregon, South Dakota*, and it would still be good for the country since people can easily move to these destinations.

      With different countries you don't have this luxury, even with Canada.

      * I've seen the statistics of more than 1.5 mln people escaping Califirnia and moving to Oregon, Washington et al.

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  142. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Are you English or retarded? I said "for us", meaning the United States, but it would apply to just about anyone not currently living in Iraq. And besides, ever hear the expression "the devil you know is better than the devil you don't"? Just look at Afganistan: the United States spent millions training men in Afganistan to fight off the communists, except these men went on to from the Taliban and Al Queda. And a communist government would have been a human rights utopia compared to the Taliban's regieme.

    And leaving Saddam in power might have been better for the Iraqi's, for that matter. Why? Because the arabs in Iraq are tribal as fuck, which could eventually lead to civil war, a la what happened in Yugoslavia after communism fell. A civil war between different tribes, Sunni's and Shites, could kill far more people than Saddam ever did.

  143. Re:Well, okay, but the music still didn't deserve by bonch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, right. You're one of those pretentious "movie soundtrack" guys.

    I heard people humming the Fellowship theme as we came out of the theaters. Same thing happened with the Rohan theme coming out of Two Towers, and the Gondor theme from Return of the King. You're smoking crack. From the Charge of the Rohirrim to the rising crescendo of the lighting of Gondor's beacons to the creeping thing of Gollum, the soundtracks were genius.

    Tell us what exactly was wrong about the "embarrassing use of wood flute?" How pretentious.

  144. I'm hoping Dawn of the Dead wins next year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, Dawn of the Dead (Zombie Army Link) is going to be great. Ok, it may not have great acting, but it definately will give me night mares for the next 3 years. In my vote, that's an oscar!

    1. Re:I'm hoping Dawn of the Dead wins next year by CokeBear · · Score: 1

      I'm going to see Dawn of the Dead, but not because I like that kind of movie, but only because it was filmed 5 minutes from where I live, in the shopping mall I used to hang out in as a kid. (Thornhill Square, near Toronto)

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  145. Funny thing is by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 4, Funny


    As things like that illustrate, the amusing thing about Tolkien purists is that their beloved god Tolkien was more liberal about changes then they are.


    The original creator of a story is not always the best one to edit it. I mean, have you never seen anyone create a revised edition of a story that was worse that their original?

    (Lucas?)

  146. quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this make Charlize Theron the second African-American to win best actress?

    1. Re:quick question by sashang · · Score: 1

      No. American's use African-American to mean people born in America whose anscestors originated from Africa and were moved to America because of slave trading. The terminology is silly and it's meaning doesn't match (i.e. what it reads 'African-American' and what people mean when they say African-American) are totally different. It also implies that you have to be African looking, even though other ethnic groups (white, asian and indian) exist in Africa. The term African-American has a certain amount of history and culture associated with it which is why, Charlize Theron, although technically an African living in America, she doesn't carry the same background/culture/history as Halle Berry. Therefore the term should not be applied to Charlize Theron. South African-American might be more appropriate if you're seeking a term.

  147. This year's Oscars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dammit.

    I was rootin' for Legally Blonde 2.

    1. Re:This year's Oscars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst Post. Ever.

  148. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Exatron · · Score: 1

    Then you saw wrong. Return of the King was only nominated for sound mixing, and no clips from it were shown when the sound editing nominees were listed. It only won one of the sound awards because it wasn't nominated for both.

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  149. best pix of 2003! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    My picks:

    1) Lost in Translation
    2) Finding Nemo (MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! :)
    3) Peter Pan ("Good shot, though.")
    4) Station Agent (coulda been 2nd or 1st if they'd had an ending!)
    5) Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
    6) Kill Bill, Vol 1
    7) The Cooler
    8) LOTR: ROTK
    9) The Italian Job (yeah, I know, most didn't like it - I did! *shrug*)
    10) Bad Santa (Lauren Graham's character - how fantastic was she!)

    Yeah, so I was being generous saying ROTK for 3rd or 4th. Once I started thinking about the stuff I saw in 2003. Yeah, that's my list, and I'm sticking to it!

  150. Art? Oscar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Sorry, but I do not consider 'The Lord of the Rings' a great film, or in other words, a masterpiece of the seventh art. That is not art. I would say that an Academy Award is not an indicator of deep artistic work. Not as it was long time ago when they awarded monsters like Fellini or Bunuel. In 'Foreign Language Film' category, but awarded. At least.

    Sometimes I ask myself why Kubrick never won any Oscar for directing or best film. And this makes me think what the Oscar means, that a movie is good at entertaining people? Or good at carefully crafting expressions, ideas, feelings, besides what the public would think, what I would call 'real art'.

    Well, 'American Beauty' won in 2000, so I should keep some faith. But what about 'Fight Club'? Faith lost.

  151. What I can't figgure out by quantaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    is how it wasn't even nominated for the category of Documentary Feature I mean just look at the amazing footage they got of all the major figures and major events in the quest to destroy the ring. And how they convinced a camera crew to go along with Sam and Frodo on the trek to Mount Doom incredible. How they can ignore this stunning documentary of one of the most crutial events in the history of Middle Earth and...

    why is everyone looking at me?

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    1. Re:What I can't figgure out by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      This is quite close to the truth actually :) On the extended edition of FoTR, one of the production designers says Peter Jackson sat them all down at the beginning of the project and said something along the lines of: "I don't want you approaching this as a fantasy work. I want you to imagine that these events really happened and that we've been privileged to witness and document them on film."
      Certainly the attention to detail of the different cultures and settings benefited from that kind of mindset.

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  154. Not deserving of a sweep by brocktune · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've seen all the nominated films.

    Mystic River and American Splendor were clearly better adaptations than Return. And the Annie Lennox song was crap, and worse, not relevant to the film. The Mighty Wind song, sung on the show in character, was cute, but the Triplets of Belleville theme was the best.

    Master and Commander, Lost in Translation, and Mystic River were all better films than Return. Only Seabiscuit was inferior. Of course the wins for Return were for the whole trilogy. Rings as a whole deserves high praise. Master and Commander is a better action/adventure film than Return. It's also far better than Gladiator, the other Crowe genre film that won Best Picture.

    As an emsemble film, Return neither received nor deserved any acting nominations.

    I'm in complete agreement with the technical awards. Return probably would have won Cinematography if it had been nominated, over the more deserving M&C.

    1. Re:Not deserving of a sweep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This year's 11 awards to Lord of the Rings was a strategic play designed to quell the controversy that will ensue next year over Mel Gibson's Bible story. So, next year when the Academy feels intense public pressure to give awards to Jesus, it can justify it by the 11 awards it gave to the orcs and trolls.

    2. Re:Not deserving of a sweep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mystic River and American Splendor were clearly better adaptations than Return.

      No way.

      And the Annie Lennox song was crap, and worse, not relevant to the film.
      The Mighty Wind song, sung on the show in character, was cute, but the Triplets of Belleville theme was the best.

      Completely agree about the Annie Lennox song. Kiss at the end of the Rainbow was the best song in my book.


      Master and Commander, Lost in Translation, and Mystic River were all better films than Return. Only Seabiscuit was inferior. Of course the wins for Return were for the whole trilogy. Rings as a whole deserves high praise. Master and Commander is a better action/adventure film than Return. It's also far better than Gladiator, the other Crowe genre film that won Best Picture.

      Crackpot comments. M&C was probably the worst films I saw in the last year. I don't even know why it was nominated for any Oscar, and why did it to any business at all. Was it because it was historically relevant to Americans?
      Kill Bill: Vol 1 didn't get any Oscar nominations, and was much better than many movies. LIT, MystRiver, Biscuit, were ok, but nothing compared to RotK.
    3. Re:Not deserving of a sweep by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Master and Commander, Lost in Translation, and Mystic River were all better films than Return.

      Nah. Master and Commander barely hung together as a movie at all. It was more like a lot of 20-30 minutes short films strung together. And while Lost in Translation was a good movie, I don't think it was as good as RotK. Didn't see Mystic River, so I can't comment on that.

  155. YAY by Worminater · · Score: 1

    :D

  156. Fast food for the ears. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is why it is embarrasing.

    The use of the wood flute in movies is so overused and unoriginal that it is no longer funny.

    Sorry, speaking as a professional musician, I guess that makes me somebody somehow pretentious, although knowledgable, about this subject.

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    1. Re:Fast food for the ears. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your opinion is the opinion of one (apparently) professional musician. Posting on /.

      From dictionary.com

      "Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified."

      Given that we have no actual knowledge of your credentials, I'd say that this fits quite well.

    2. Re:Fast food for the ears. by Politburo · · Score: 1

      The use of the wood flute in movies is so overused and unoriginal that it is no longer funny.

      And the use of CGI in movies is so overused and unoriginal that it is no longer funny.

      The instrument is a tool of the musician and composer. If someone happens to use that tool in Titanic and a hundred other movies, should that preclude everyone else from using the tool? I'm not defending the copying of other people's works or styles, but we have to remember that everyone has access to the same set of tools, and it's not which tools you use, but how you use them.

    3. Re:Fast food for the ears. by bonch · · Score: 1

      I am a professional musician as well. The wood flute was used well in this film. Your only argument is apparently that others have used it to lesser qualities in other films.

  157. I can't believe the consensual approach here... by jdifool · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Am I the only one here to think it was not deserved ?

    I mean, PJ made a good, but far from brilliant interpretation of the trilogy.

    Am I the only one to be tired of being able to find a constant multiplicator for the number of orcish soldiers present at each successive battle ?

    Am I the only one to be tired of evil soldiers that would look like zombies if only they had shotguns ?

    Am I the only one to be tired of having to suffer 2 mins scenes with Sam desperatingly trying to catch Frodo at the Mont of Doom, with a pathetic church-like music in the background ?

    Am I the only one to be tired of seeing a guy who transformed a really deep book, with consistent thoughts on mankind, into a simple epic movie (not saying epic is bad here, just that epic is not what makes this book so great) ?

    Am I the only one to be tired of seeing fscking love scenes regularly, in a bad hollywoodish (maybe even bollywoodish) fashion, when this is not necessary (except maybe to lure desperate singles) ?

    Am I the only one to be tired of having to suffer such over-simplistic characters (Oh! Denethor is bad ! Elrond is bad ! Gimli is stupid ! Legolas rulez !) ?

    Am I the only one to be tired of having to faint suspense when they pretend to kill a hero once in every movie ? (oh no ! Will Aragorn be rescued by his horse ?)

    Are you tired of having to suffer my repetitive question ? Yes ? It was exactly the same for me when watching the movies (mainly the second and third one).

    PJ made a somewhat ok adaptation, but these awards are a pure confusion between the genius of Tolkien and the average craze for trilogies and epics.

    IMHO, Clint Eastwood, as previously noticed, deserved at least the best director. And 11 oscars ? What kind of joke is that ? The embodiment of nuanced opinions ?

    Regards,
    jdif

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    1. Re:I can't believe the consensual approach here... by Are+We+Afraid · · Score: 1

      You are most certainly NOT the only one.

      I was stunned on seeing "Mystic River"; I felt elated after seeing "Lost in Transltion." RotK was better than a lot of the crap Hollywood churns out, but certainly not the best movie of the year.

      And you're absolutely right, the Rings trilogy is infinitely better in book form.

      Things like ElWood's forever furrowed brow didn't let me take the film seriously.

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    2. Re:I can't believe the consensual approach here... by ender81b · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Am I the only one to be tired of being able to find a constant multiplicator for the number of orcish soldiers present at each successive battle

      That's actually in the books. At each succesive battle the company faces greater and greater odds, much like sam/frodo faced greater and greater odds in trying to dispose of the ring. I'm sure there is some fancy smancy literary term for it like, um, ... parallelllism. :)

    3. Re:I can't believe the consensual approach here... by jdifool · · Score: 1
      I'd like to emphasize the fact that literature and movies are substantially different. Let me develop.

      Tolkien, if my memory is correct, is not stressing the fact that orcs are 20 000 thousands, then 100 000 thousands, then one million. The reader is just notified once that battle will take a greater extent than before. So how do you know they are more numerous each time ? Because characters are more and more desperate. They just end crawling because they piss out in their pant, despite their courage. This is how you feel it.

      But there is no literate equivalent for these fucking 3 minutes aerian travelings showing that really, orcs are coming in hordes, and maybe in hordes of hordes. At last, I just laughed out loud in the movie just thinking how fast should orc make children to come in *that* amount.

      And there is nothing like it in the book. Or, at least, nothing that let such a bad taste in the mouth.

      There is nothing like, um, ... a parallellism.
      There is, hum, a total, hum, ... schism.

      Regards,
      jdif

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  158. And about damn time... by _Griphin_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The industry recognized Peter Jackson for a very well made trilogy!!!

  159. First Half?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The US still has military bases in Asia, Japan included, which have an enourmous effect on foreign policy, and affect the price of goods, where they're made and which countries own, or don't own which islands.

    It's not that long ago before there were hissy fits over VCR's pre programed to flash 12 noon December 7th, and "Atomic Weapons: Made In America; Tested in Japan." Let's not forget the annual shaming of the Japanese prime minister when he honors their war dead.

    The Japanese might never have dared to attack Pearl Harbor* were their daring in the Russo-Japanese war not so well rewarded. One might even say that Japan owes much of its international standing today to the brutal mauling they delivered to the Russians.

    *(which is the benchmark by which the US military measures realized failures, and those which may come to pass)

  160. Peter Jackson the genius? Well, maybe... by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Taking the greatest novel of the 20th century and turning it into a movie should be money in the bank. I mean the screenplay is already written for you, just shoot the damn thing.
    I think a lot of adaptations fail so miserably because directors are too concerned with the quick audience appeal to make a short-profit. They truly twist some great works into what might sell, instead of what is already great to begin with.
    If Peter Jackson is a genius at all, it is for recognizing how monumentous the Middle Earth culture really was, and not manipulating an already great story.
    Just stay true to the novel, and the dollars will follow.

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    1. Re:Peter Jackson the genius? Well, maybe... by insomaniac · · Score: 1

      Well, no offence but the ending was an enormous let down and not true at all to the novel.
      That kinda ruined the 3d part for me.
      It was entertaining for the rest but I'm not about to forgive Jackson for the alternative ending.

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    2. Re:Peter Jackson the genius? Well, maybe... by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
      Taking the greatest novel of the 20th century and turning it into a movie should be money in the bank

      Hollywood's going to film Ulysses? Oh, you were talking about LOTR...

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    3. Re:Peter Jackson the genius? Well, maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, calling Lord of the Rings the greatest novel of the 20th century, and then going on to claim that Peter Jackson was unconcerned with quick audience appeal when he made his action-movie version of the fantasy series, can earn an "insightful" moderation on Slashdot?

    4. Re:Peter Jackson the genius? Well, maybe... by Mant · · Score: 1

      I mean the screenplay is already written for you, just shoot the damn thing.

      You do know adapting a novel for the cinema takes a lot of work? A novel is not screenplay, it is not "already written for you", in many cases not even close. What works in one medium does not automatically work in another.

      I can't beleive claiming otherwise is considered insightful

    5. Re:Peter Jackson the genius? Well, maybe... by stor · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, the ending is awesomely funny: Half the cinema I went to cracked up laughing.

      It's so gay and hammy it's great. I'm still unsure as to whether PJ was taking the piss...

      Cheers
      Stor

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    6. Re:Peter Jackson the genius? Well, maybe... by Mordaximus · · Score: 1
      "If Peter Jackson is a genius at all, it is for recognizing how monumentous the Middle Earth culture really was, and not manipulating an already great story."

      Maybe you could qualify that statement? I seem to remember a great many changes to the story. In fact, it doesn't seem at all that he "just shot the damn thing."

      Granted, some changes were necessary, despite leaving a bad taste. We really needed to know a little more about Arwen before the marriage, or it would have seemed odd on screen. But, the elves at Helm's Deep? The rewritten ending! How are these NOT manipulations?

    7. Re:Peter Jackson the genius? Well, maybe... by Quill_28 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would suggest that it is harder to take a beloved book and turning into a good movie, than making a movie from scratch.
      People have expectations and will want 'all' of the book in the movie. Or will diagree on how the characters look, and parts the were skimmed over, etc etc etc.
      You set yourself up for a lot more critics, doing a book than making up a new one.
      Of course when done correcty the rewards are greater.

  161. I loves it/hates it by stormcoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thomas Covenant was the worst. I hated the character but I couldn't stop reading the books. I kept buying these books centered around a character that I loathed. I was so glad when he died. I could finally stop reading those books. Everytime you thought Thomas could go no lower, he would find a way. I felt like a spouse being beaten and always winding up going back for more. I am starting to feel sad for myself again. Gotta stop. Maybe read some more Thomas Covenant to take my mind off of it.

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    1. Re:I loves it/hates it by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Like I just posted above- thats why the books were so cool. Because they made you forge that love/hate relationship with Covenant.

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    2. Re:I loves it/hates it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of Hubbard's Mission Earth series... like watching a chain-reaction car-crash.

    3. Re:I loves it/hates it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Covenant, the man lost in the land of rape and honey (tm).

  162. It's all in the working title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which, of course, was Scarlet Johanson's Ass: Tokyo Vacation.

  163. Yes, you are the only one. by deprecated · · Score: 1

    "I'm tired of being tired."

  164. ROTK as a stand-alone film by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    Seen as a standalone film, it severely lacks both a beginning and a middle. We just get thrown into the endgame.

    The film is the third volume of a single, large story, and judging it in any other way does not make sense. At least the "best film" award has to be given for the trilogy, because the trilogy is a single film in three parts.

  165. A big congrats to Pete Jackson and his crew by Xpilot · · Score: 1

    My friends, you bow to no one!

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  166. I like him. But, No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He played himself. As a dude who has acctually done that, hard to give him props for his acting chops.

    Robbed? Sean Astin, and Keisha Castle-Huges. Wow pretty girl uses greasy food and make-up to appear ugly. Let's give another acadamy award to anyone who plays a archtypical mentally disturbed and retarded man, who was sexually molested, oh and has a funny accent. Bravo. Sean Astin, great performance, huge physical transformation, made people cry in a fantasy movie! Keisha Castle-Hughes on the otherhand is a thirteen yearold girl who actually manages to pull off being the spiritual leader of a people in decline, and a regular thirteen yearold girl at the same time. That is far and a way more impressive that someone who is pretty uglying up and acting psychotic. Any moron should be able to adaquately imitate a psychotic. Holly Hunter, what an actress she showed her briar patch in a movie, for absolutely no reason other than it was an independant film, how daring! At least in porn they'll make a pathetic excuse as to why someone doesn't have any pants, the pizza boy will get sauce on them, the hose will spray all over the gardener, whatever. Even in Girls Gone Wild videos they're doing it for a tee-shirt.

  167. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    What is it about that article that suggests that quantum entanglement can be used for FTL communication? All it is really saying is that the experiment has provided more evidence that entanglement is maintained over longer distances.

    The way I read it is thus: Photon A has a known engergy level. It is then split into photons B and C, each with an unknown energy level. But, due to the law of conservation of energy, we know that B's energy plus C's energy equals A's original energy. Therefore, B and C are entangled -- if you measure one's energy level and subtract it from A's, then you have determined the other's energy. The trick is, you have determined it instantaneously over a significant distance. That is "spooky action at a distance".

    In order for this to be usable for communication, you would have to be able to somehow force B's measurement to a desired result and have that result thereby influence C's result at a distance. And that (as a certain South Park attorney might say) does not make sense.

    1. Re:Really? by BiscuitTheCat · · Score: 1

      Well I guess that's the thing isn't it. That's where the research is. Just because we don't know how to do something now, doesn't mean it is not possible.

      In fact, you said it yourself. If we can influence the level/wavelength/quantum parameters (e.g. spin) of a particle, we can *instantaneously* influence the energy of a particle some distance away.

      Interestingly, a lot of research is also being done into non-intrusive measurement, a method by which they can measure the state of an object without affecting it too much.

      Also, you might want to look at the results of the quantum teleportation experiments from a year or so ago, where they did indeed 'force object B's measurement to have a desired result' by superimposing a quantum wavestate of an existing photon over a new photon, effectively teleporting the photon.

      I think the reasons these early results seems so difficult for some people to grasp, it that it appears to violate some pre-established rules. However, it's possible that (a)Those rules are wrong, or (b)Those rules are incomplete.

      Personally, I favor the latter. Specifically, if you look at some aspects of multidimensional theory, then it's feasible that the entangled particles are not violating the speed of light (provided you assume more than three dimensions, a la superstring theory.)

    2. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In fact, you said it yourself. If we can influence the level/wavelength/quantum parameters (e.g. spin) of a particle, we can *instantaneously* influence the energy of a particle some distance away.
      If you were to influence the result of a measurement of a local particle, then you would simply break its entanglement with the distant one. Entanglement is not a physical link. It is more of a philosophical one (for lack of a better word). It is a way of saying that a group of particles have some unknown property in common and so you can gain information about a particle, without changing that particle, by measuring a different member of its entangled set. And, as we know, measurement of a particle changes that particle, breaking entanglement.

      Yes, I believe the "hidden variables" approach to QM is correct -- it's not such a stretch for me to believe that all of the properties of a particle are set at definite values at any given instant. It's just that proving it (and it does require proof) is as difficult as proving that particles actually physically influence each other instantaneously over distances. But, the hidden variables approach doesn't violate causality and makes sense and until proven otherwise it seems to be the easier to believe.
    3. Re:Really? by barawn · · Score: 1


      Yes, I believe the "hidden variables" approach to QM is correct -- it's not such a stretch for me to believe that all of the properties of a particle are set at definite values at any given instant. It's just that proving it (and it does require proof) is as difficult as proving that particles actually physically influence each other instantaneously over distances. But, the hidden variables approach doesn't violate causality and makes sense and until proven otherwise it seems to be the easier to believe.


      Er? It was proven otherwise - by Bell's theorem. Hidden variables simply produces a different answer than QM - a *wrong* answer, based on experiment. The only assumption was that the variables are local. If you go to a global hidden variable theory, you'll violate causality.

      The problem with what both of you are discussing is the fact that you're assuming that, for instance, the z-orientation of the "spin" of a particle is a "real" thing, something that every particle "must" have. This is the part that doesn't have to be true. The z-orientation of the spin of a particle is determined only by its relation to other particles, which is determined only by interactions. Those interactions need to conserve the quantities we observe (since they're *based* off of the symmetries that generate those conserved quantities) and so, you get "entanglement" to preserve those quantities. It's just a mathematical artifact to say that they "instantaneously influenced each other" - wavefunctions aren't directly measurable, because they're just math. The only thing that's "real" about a particle are its mass, spin, charge, and color (as in quantum color). Everything else - position, velocity, etc. - are all generated by interactions.

      "FTL effects" are nothing new - I don't know why people think they are. ("Quantum" makes people go "ooh" apparently - though how quantum field theory could violate something it's based on, and still be consistent, should make people's eyebrows raise) An amazing, complicated effect known as a shadow can exhibit "superluminal effects" - just imagine someone shining a flashlight at the moon, and moving their finger across it rapidly. The shadow cast by their finger will travel much faster than the speed of light at the Moon, because the distance covered is huge. But a shadow can't convey information from one point of the Moon to another, because they'd have to go through Earth first.

    4. Re:Really? by barawn · · Score: 1

      That's where the research is.

      No, it isn't. This is where the research was 50 years ago when people were still trying to understand the EPR experiment. It's pretty much understood now.

      If we can influence the level/wavelength/quantum parameters (e.g. spin) of a particle, we can *instantaneously* influence the energy of a particle some distance away.

      That's the problem. You can't influence the determination of the outcome of the first experiment - the first determination of the spin. It's random. By definition. Random. And that's because it was determined by a random process. There is no way you could influence it, any more than an observer can influence a shadow. It was generated by a process that, if you could influence it, would eliminate any benefit of influence.

      Interestingly, a lot of research is also being done into non-intrusive measurement, a method by which they can measure the state of an object without affecting it too much.

      You're not understanding what they're doing. There is no way to measure certain things - like the Z-dir spin of a particle - without affecting it. That's because the Z-dir spin of a particle is determined by interactions, so interacting with it is (obviously) going to change it! There are ways to determine certain things about a state without affecting others, but that's because those variables aren't complementary.

      Also, you might want to look at the results of the quantum teleportation experiments from a year or so ago, where they did indeed 'force object B's measurement to have a desired result' by superimposing a quantum wavestate of an existing photon over a new photon, effectively teleporting the photon.

      That is not what happened there. What happened there was that they "teleported" the original photon by recreating its state later. You cannot do the same thing with an entangled photon. Can't. Not "can't because of some pre-established rules". Can't because it's already been proven that you can't.

      Personally, I favor the latter. Specifically, if you look at some aspects of multidimensional theory, then it's feasible that the entangled particles are not violating the speed of light (provided you assume more than three dimensions, a la superstring theory.)

      They're not violating the speed of light in normal quantum field theory - the Z-dir of spin is not something that's intrinsic to the particle, but conserved within interactions. It's a quantum shadow, nothing more, cast by interactions on a particle with spin.

      Imagine someone with a normal flashlight, that spreads out as it gets farther. Now imagine that same flashlight seen on the Moon. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that it encompasses the full Moon's area. Now imagine someone moving their finger across that flashlight, and picture what that shadow does moving across the surface of the Moon. It moves across the Moon's area in a fraction of a second, which could be many times more than the speed of light on the surface. This isn't amazing, or surprising at all - there is nothing physical about that shadow at all. It can't convey information from one point on the moon to another, only from Earth to the Moon, which it does at the speed of light.

      For a better description, with the proper math, of what I'm saying here, check Griffith's appendix on the EPR Paradox and Bell's theorem in "Introduction to Quantum Mechanics."

  168. Re:Worst. Oscars. Ever. by precambrian · · Score: 1

    As someone that used to live in California and now lives in NEw Zealand, let's just be realistic here for a minute: New Zealand is a developed first world country in the middle of the OECD. They ain't steeling jobs through low wages. Think Boulder, Colorado not Mumbai, India. New Zealand just happened to have two things: the scenery and Peter Jackson. Was George Lucas going to make this in the Napa Valley? I don't think so. Besides, whenever I go to the movies here in Auckland, New Zealand all the films are made in Hollywood, just as all the computer parts are made in Taiwan and the cars in Japan. But discussing economics on Slashdot is a fools errand.

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  169. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this modded up informative? The parent was a joke, and this is just a list anyone could find in 5 seconds.

  170. What a deprecated vision of the world by jdifool · · Score: 1
    You know, when someone thinks the same as I do, I got the impression that my IQ is divided by two.

    So your comment doesn't really bother me.

    Regards,
    jdif

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  171. Gauntlet: The Movie by AvantLegion · · Score: 5, Funny
    In a world... where dungeons are broken up into numbered levels...

    ... some unnamed fiend has created an abominable horror known as the Monster Generator!

    (quick cut to an army of ghosts flying out of a brown cube)

    Only the select few heroes dare to tread in such dangerous grounds.

    They are..... The Four Playable Characters!!

    (Demi Moore, as the Valkyrie, holds a dying elven Richard Gere on the cold stone floor of Level 17...)

    Gere: "green... elf... needs fo-od bad..ly....."

    (random fast-cut action scenes, with a horn crescendo buildup....... duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUU --

    COMING SUMMER 2005 -- DUN!!

    1. Re:Gauntlet: The Movie by Dehumanizer · · Score: 1

      Actually, ghosts don't come out of boxes, but from piles of bones. God I am a geek... :)

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    2. Re:Gauntlet: The Movie by sould · · Score: 1


      LOSE is the opposite of WIN
      LOOSE is the opposite of TIGHT

      Only loosers point that out ;-)

      Loved your post tho'...But personally I''d like to see:

      Gere: "green elf is about to die"

    3. Re:Gauntlet: The Movie by eMilkshake · · Score: 1

      Get Patrick Stewart to do The Voice and I'll go....hrm, or James Earl Jones. Choices, choices.

    4. Re:Gauntlet: The Movie by Mr+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gah you have to allow for creative license. It's completely impossible to fit ALL of the information from a series as complex as Gauntlet into only four hours. You have to give the director some wiggle room and just enjoy the movie.

    5. Re:Gauntlet: The Movie by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      Gah you have to allow for creative license. It's completely impossible to fit ALL of the information from a series as complex as Gauntlet into only four hours. You have to give the director some wiggle room and just enjoy the movie.

      OK, fine, if they yank out Level 17, I'll only complain silently to myself.

      But if the Dragon is replaced by a squeaky-voiced CG animated annoyance, I'm holding you personally responsible.

  172. Re:Well, okay, but the music still didn't deserve by Lebofsky · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I hear people singing that stupid "gimme a break" theme from the kit-kat bar commercials, too. They can't help it. It was wedged into their brains from hearing it over and over and over again. Like the same, undeveloped themes in the movie. Dah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah... Doesn't make it good.


    Back in the 80's there was a shakuhachi (I'm too lazy right now to check the spelling) flute patch that was used on *every goddamn film score* for a movie that had trees in it. I was so glad in the 90's when people learned how obnoxious that was and eased back on it a little bit. Suddenly, trees... horses... wood flute... AAAGH!


    - Lebofsky

  173. Entertainment from 1904 by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

    Anything from 1904? Well, Puccini's opera Madame Butterfly is still staged today. Mahler's fifth symphony was first staged in 1904 as well.

  174. Re:Well, okay, but the music still didn't deserve by Lebofsky · · Score: 1
    I gotta say that the annie lennox song was dreadfully dull. Have you seen the movie "Triplets of Belleville?" The song was *part* of the movie, and was integral to the plot. It wasn't just some closing credits filler that most people miss because they are rushing out to go pee already.


    I feel if a song deserves an Oscar, it needs to be a major part of the movie, like the "Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" and "Belleville Rendezvous."


    - Lebofsky

  175. NO! by bigmouth_strikes · · Score: 1

    The trilogy acting was mediocre, to say the least. As good as PJ may be with handling gigantic film projects and envisioning effects, as bad he is in directing actors.

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  176. Not that good by fozzmeister · · Score: 0, Troll

    I haven't read the books but as a film its pretty flakey. the ending was an absolute joke, most people in the cinema were getting on thier coats half an hour before the end, I thought we were going to see him cash his pension book! And what was with that all come into the bedroom and laugh part, that was just wierd, reminded me of a curtain call and dull as hell. Good special effects, reasonable acting and not a lot else.

  177. Why only ROTK? by SenorCitizen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why are they flooding ROTK with Oscars? I mean, they should have *at least* given the prizes to LOTR The Movie, not its lame last part. Or, alternatively, to Fellowship of the Ring since it was hands down the best of the lot.

  178. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

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  179. ROTK Experience by QuantumFTL · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know it's a bit late into the thread to be posting, but I'll share for those interested an interesting experience I had when watching ROTK in theatres (which I just watched again today, wow!) I feel that this experience is interesting enough to be worth sharing, so read on if you have a moment :)

    Last semester at Cornell University, i was the lead of the Computer Science subgroup of a small team of engineers attempting to design and build a snakelike robotic arm. The C.S. team had gotten everything we needed for our demonstration done (it was the end of the semester) so I decided to take the team out to see ROTK. The head of the team didn't care for this, as the other two subgroups (EE and MechE) were not nearly done getting the prototype ready to be demonstrated, and had expected us to help pick up slack.

    Before the movie I spent a lot of time on the phone explaining to them why their feedback control system would never work (they had 2 DOF for feedback and acceptable operation, but 3 degrees that had to be independently controlled, lest the robot break). I was very pessimistic and was just happy to be done with my part of the project (perhaps not the best attitude to have).

    So we went in and watched the movie. I was simply blown away by the movie and its underlying themes. I laughed, cried, and even sat in shock as the Riders of Rohan swept down the field of battle, as Eyowin killed the Witch-King, and as Gandolf and Frodo left the fellowship. I even didn't mind sitting an extra hour to watch all the loose ends tied up, to see the new stories that had just begun.

    After the movie it was past midnight, however the film had given me such a deep sense of hope and courage... it was as if seeing what epic struggles ordinary people went through on the screen made me realize that I too didn't have to give up, even if the problem seemed to be impossible.

    Filled with an intense sense of strength and optimism, our group took my car down to the lab where the rest of the group had been working in our absence. When I got there, they were all just sitting there looking unhappy - the microcontroller board was fried. The movie, however, had changed how I felt about things so much that I went from thinking the task was impossible with a microcontroller, to thinking it just might work if we did a few things right. Using various tricks I'd learned in my electronics class, I quickly announced that we could do everything we wanted provided we could get a few parts. I drew up on the board a quick schematic of a parallel-port controlled robot, and got the team to work. I felt like Steve Jobs, promising the impossible and yet somehow managing to get people to go along with it... Objections of "that's impossible" became excited assertions of "we can do this!"

    It was an amazing feeling, driving a team all through the night on an impossible quest... We ended up getting a lot done that night but not quite enough to get it to work. We did make some kick-butt digital to analog converters from some resistors we'd managed to "borrow" from sources undisclosed, among other things.

    The point of this post isn't the project I worked on, but rather the tremendous power that stories have. I thank Tolkien and Jackson and all those who made this experience possible. This story sounds ridiculous, but none of it is exaggerated.

    After the film, my roommate who was on the team asked me "Do you think anyone will ever have adventures like that?" It's not the kind of thing he'd usually say, but it's hard to think anyone could come out of the theatre unimpressed with the epic nature of the stories. It is my sincere hope that the courage, honor, bravery that was shown in the film will be shown by real people in my lifetime. The movies are great at showing the weaknesses of mankind, but it is the strengths in spite of those weaknesses that give me hope even though times seem to be getting dimmer each day.

    People can and will debate which of

    1. Re:ROTK Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, that was the gayest thing I ever read. Get a life.

    2. Re:ROTK Experience by sageres · · Score: 1

      Good job on that robot arm, man. You have to remember that all great minds derive inspiration from their surroundings.

  180. GEEKY? I thought you said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeky? I thought you said Greeky...

  181. Bad Taste by Lairdsville · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you liked LofR, I recommend a couple of Jackson's earlier works:
    Bad Taste
    Meet the Feebles
    These made me a huge Jackson fan years before LotR!

  182. Three for the elven kings under the sky... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    11 to the New Zealanders, who above all else, desire tourism.

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  183. Animated on KDE by AnuradhaRatnaweera · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some visual effects for The Two Toweres were done with Maya running on KDE (Linux?). Screehshots are here.

    1. Re:Animated on KDE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  184. Congrats to Peter by rixstep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seven years... is a long time. To be totally wrapped up in a project. And Tolkien is -literary-, not your vanilla Stallone stuff. The guy was an Oxford professor. In so many words, it's nice to see good material sweep. A lot of people guessed LotR would get a lot of awards, but I don't think anyone predicted they'd get all 11.

  185. What the heck? by antek9 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From scrolling down the page I get the impression that I might be rather alone and lost concerning my view that this was one of the worst movies I ever saw...
    [keeps silently hitting his head on the desk]

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  186. Re:Well, okay, but the music still didn't deserve by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    ...embarrassing use of wood flute.

    Thank you. I thought I was the only one who thought that in the ROTK that when that wood flute came on I thought I was going to die.

    I'm not sure how those parts got past anyone but truely they were very bad for anyone who has watched film for any length of time.

    Sadly, I think simply because it was joined with such a superb score as well as the rest of the high values that went with this triogy that it was overlooked but personally I found those parts very odd at best.

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  187. Crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not taking away from PJ's LOTR adaptation trilogy, but seriously, the genius involved wasn't PJ, it was JRR Tolkien. The effects were good but certainly not all that much better than, say, those produced in SW:Ep 2 (with the exception of the Gollum character). In fact, a lot of the effects in the LOTR movies were clearly homages to the the Star Wars series.

    I know this will be moderated down because it's not in line with the current Slashdot dogma that anything related to the LOTR movies is brilliant and anything related to Lucas' Star Wars movies is crap, but it does need to be said. LOTR is a classic epic, there are a number of directors around right now that could have made a movie as good, if not a better, than PJ has managed. And no doubt there will be a remake some time in the future which will surpass the current trilogy.

    1. Re:Crap. by bogado · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't agree with you, one thing is a book literature, and other thing is a movie. Those two are very diferent medias. It is very hard to adapt a book into a movie, how many times did your heard "oh, but the book is so much better"?

      Now take into account that this book (LOTR) has a legion of fans ready to shout "crap" at every single deviantion they do. As they did "it dosen't have Tom Bombadil" or "Aragorn would never do that" and etc... There is a site listing them all.

      In my opinion this movie is very close to the book, and it is a very good adaptation and should not be looked lightly. It did satisfied a great portion of the fans and more the great public who may never have heard about Tolkien before.

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    2. Re:Crap. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1
      "In fact, a lot of the effects in the LOTR movies were clearly homages to the the Star Wars series."

      Which effects were those ? Did I miss the Tie Fighters scenes in LOTR or something ?

    3. Re:Crap. by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh come on, did you check out the way Frodo's sword glowed? A blatant light-sabre ripoff, to be sure.

      I'm just glad that Jackson cut out the fighting Ewok-Hai at the last minute, that would have been way too obvious...

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    4. Re:Crap. by Nos. · · Score: 1
      Oh come on, did you check out the way Frodo's sword glowed? A blatant light-sabre ripoff, to be sure.

      Apparently you don't know that the hobbit was published about 1937, some 40 years before Star Wars. Remember, the sword glowed in The Hobbit, when it belonged to Bilbo. So if anything, who ripped who off.

    5. Re:Crap. by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Apparently you don't know sarcasm when you see it - you might want to pull that hook out of your cheek...

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  188. Thanks PJ! by Universal+Nerd · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... for these past 6 years (since the first Slashdot post about the movies in 1998).

    The Lord of the Rings might not be what everybody wanted but it was good enough to satisfy a lot of people. One movie to rule them all..

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  189. Awesome!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LotR beat the spread and I won $500 in my office pool!

  190. I did not konw... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... until yesterday.

    Why should one care that much about all the ridiculous minutae around movi making?

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  191. You are missing the point. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    One thing is to rightly recognize people that excel in an important artistic endeavour.

    What is questionable is when people devote somuch time and money to inspect with minute detail what these people do every minute of their lives. That is frankly sickening.

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  192. Kill Bill by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    What about kill bill. I thought that was a great movie. did it even get nominated.

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  193. Peter Jackson, Pixar Team Up for 'Finding Smeagol' by scottott · · Score: 5, Funny

    (2004-03-01) -- Oscar-sweeping director Peter Jackson this morning said he would team up with Pixar Studios, which last night won the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film, to produce a rollicking adventure tentatively titled "Finding Smeagol." Read the rest...

  194. It's dead, Jim. by (void*) · · Score: 1

    Forget about that already.

  195. Re:Posting anonymously by TomHandy · · Score: 1

    Umm, I didn't say he was "less important".... I said that the fact that he would disown his son over these movies reflects very poorly on him. Disowning your own son is very serious, and I think it makes Christopher Tolkien look pretty bad to have done it.

  196. Re:LOTR == SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oi dipshit, if you mean producer, say producer, don't say fucking director.

  197. FUCK YOU TOLKIEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are sucky!!!!

  198. Not so shiny by fluoronaut · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This reviewer makes some good points (particularly re: casting) although he is also a bit of a ranter/arm-waver. I came away from the film(s) thinking they were good; this gave me pause for thought and I've modified my views somewhat.

    http://exile.ru/182/182061202.html

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  199. Mass suicides in the cinema? No thanks! by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

    Lets go for something a little less kiddie than Eddings. If a director could get the main character right, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever by Donaldson would be good.

    Heaven forbid! Not that. I could not think of a more apathetic leading character. I seem to recall wanting to scream "Do something" while reading the series.

    IMHO, the "Dragonbone Chair" trilogy by Tad Williams would be a much better candidate for adaptation.

    1. Re:Mass suicides in the cinema? No thanks! by Aadomm · · Score: 1

      My candidate for a film adaption is 'The Saga of the Exiles' by Julian May. Great worldbuilding, nice complex political element and interesting characters. Trouble is it would be even longer than LOTR.

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    2. Re:Mass suicides in the cinema? No thanks! by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Dear gods no... saga is sci-fi for a start, not fantasy, and 2. the jack the bodiless series would make a much better story. exiles bored me to death.

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    3. Re:Mass suicides in the cinema? No thanks! by spudgun · · Score: 1

      5 movies ? - with a prequal of Intervention ?

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  200. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by akac · · Score: 1

    Man you guys are vicious. I only said I THOUGHT I saw them lose one. My wife agreed with me, so I figured I'd post.

    Flamebait? My gosh - one tries to post a valid comment here and you guys attack like a left wing democrat on a centrist republican. Now THAT's flamebait.

  201. $$!=good movies,inflation by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    That might be true, but honestly does ANYONE think that Episode 1 was the fourth greatest movie of all time? Plus Those figures are not intrest adjusted, meaning that there are many older films ( Gone with the wind?) that were more successful in their day that will never show up on these lists.

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  202. Re:Yay! - antihero by dreadlocks · · Score: 1

    if you want a classic fantasy anti-hero, check out The Elric of Melnibone series. This may be a bit too much of a fantasy to be a success on the big screen (multiple planes; multiple character manifestations). For those who have never heard of it, the series was written by Michael Moorcock. On another note, I'd love to see Brian Lumley's Necroscope series on the big screen. This is a great spin on the vampires/spy games/metaphysical.

  203. Re: Well, okay, but the music still didn't deserve by gidds · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But a movie score is about more than just good tunes. A movie score isn't (or at least, shouldn't be) a piece of music on its own, but a part of the movie. And Howard Shore's three scores are that, to a depth and degree that most other scores don't reach.

    He uses styles and references to mediaeval, folk, and other music suited to the setting; he writes highly appropriate music for some of the many songs that feature in the book; he evokes the magical, the mystical, the transcendent, the strange, the ugly, the fearsome, the heroic, while only rarely dropping into cliche or banality.

    But more than this, his use of leitmotif is almost Wagnerian. His themes, far more than just attaching to particular people or emotions (as in most films), are connected with abstractions like fellowship, the power of evil, hope, inheritance, and destiny. If you listen closely, his music doesn't just underscore the emotion of a scene, but comments on its deeper meaning, and makes allusions which can be surprising in their insight.

    Yes, it's good that some people came out of theatres humming a couple of the tunes, but that's not why Howard Shore won.

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  204. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post is so fraught with factual errors that I lack the time and inclination to educate you.

    I pity you, ye of the trumped-up-then-disproved-but-not-published-widely leftist accusations.

    Wallow in your ignorance and partisan animosity like the troglodyte you are.

  205. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

    Care to enumerate said "falsehoods?" How many times have you watched the movie?

  206. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

    How typical of the right wing: hide. Who's the one wallowing, AC?

  207. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My gosh - one tries to post a valid comment here and you guys attack like a left wing democrat on a centrist republican.

    More flamebait -- a centrist Republican? Centrist Republicans went out with Gerald Ford. Now all we get are people with Donald Wildmon's dick in their mouths.

  208. I liked it by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
    I'm not a professional musician and seldom notice the soundtracks of the few movies I watch. LOTR's caught my ear and a few months ago I bought all three CDs. That marks the first movie soundtracks I've bought.

    I'm not argueing that the wood flute is overused or not -- but I will say that I liked it, and apparently Academy members did too. Regardless of the wood flute in other movies, I found it effective in LOTR.

  209. Bullshit by wurp · · Score: 1

    Fantasy has been around forever. What do you call the Odyssey (8th century), Faerie Queen (16th century), and Beowulf (9th-10th century)?

    I love fantasy, and I agree that it doesn't get the credit it deserves. What you have to say sounds pretty accurate regarding science fiction, but it holds no water whatsoever with regards to fantasy.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      The difference, I think, is that at the time those stories weren't considered "fantasy stories;" they were just stories. The modern segregation of genres is just that, a modern phenomenon.

      Not to mention that at least in the case of the earlier two, they were told at a time when people believed the events described might actually have happened. The Odyssey, in particular, was presented as history, not fiction.

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    2. Re:Bullshit by woohoodonuts · · Score: 1

      I agree, fantasy has been around forever... but it hasn't been in the genre of fantasy forever. While the Illiad and the Odyssey are great works, ancient greece considered them a type of national scripture or folklore... On that note, the very cover of the illiad calls it a tragedy--the odyssey is referred to as an adventure. Neither are really considered fantasy works because at the time they were written they were considered factual

      beowulf was a type of folklore that came out of the celtic belief of the battle of dark and light forces--this wasn't fantasy to those people--they believed it, hence the evolution of the intertwined celtic art.

      I did tend to have my post wrongly focus more on science fiction, but the general point still applies--the fiction genre has only recently been created because the world has only recently risen out of the celtic/germanic views of nature as evil etc...

      fantasy writing can only be considered "fantasy" whenever people don't believe it as factual truth... it has to have a sense of other-worldlyness...


      this wasn't your response, I don't believe... but yes, it was christopher marlow... my mistake.

  210. Is it Just Me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but does no one else think that Lord of the Rings is a total, over-hyped pile of bullshit? It just seems to get nominated and awarded because people think that because it is an 'epic trilogy' it should.

    If they massacre The Hobbit in the same way I'm going to kill Peter Jackson, because that's the best book of the lot.

  211. I'm sorry. I'm a person with principles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I don't suck the black greasy cock of the MPAA, unlike the rest of you two-faced faggots with your tinhorn 'convictions'.

    Boycott the MPAA and RIAA.

    Consumption of entertainment makes you inferior, and thus weaker in the face of your ever present competetion.

  212. Billy Crystal's off-handed references to piracy by krygny · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you catch those? First, at the beginning of the produced vignettes, he's sitting in a theater with a video camera. Later in one of his song parodies, he jokingly complains about how long it took to download "LOTR, Return of the King". Only slightly esoteric, but sometjing that's apparently on the minds of people in the Hollywood community.

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  213. I loved The Lord Of The Rings trilogy... by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone should make a book out of it.

  214. Feist's Magician? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    How about that for a movie? Magician itself could be a 1 or 2 parter, and the remaining 2 books in the trilogy could also be done as a set, since Magician pretty much stands on its own. And, then there are additional sequels that could be done...

    Wait - a money making fantasy series....And you could have a whole new slew of special effects, as I recall there were some serious battle scenes in that story as well, which much more concentrated magic (ie, big splashy fireball type effects, morhping, etc).

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  215. Re:They didn't win in one category they were in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said you were sure of it!

  216. You are the dumb ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only 3 films have ever been nominated for 11 oscars. RoTK, Ben Hur and Titanic. ONLY RoTK won all 11. Previous "sweeps" were for 8 oscars, not 11. Check your facts before you spew.

    1. Re:You are the dumb ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ben-Hur and Titanic both won 11, but were nominated in more (that's why when ROTK won best picture the announcer said they tied the record for most oscars with Ben-Hur and Titanic). This is exactly what the parent said... maybe you should check your facts before you call people dumbasses.

  217. Kudos for the PJ! by ChefDuJour · · Score: 1

    Peter Jackson and this film deserve every award it gets. However, I think me and my buddy went to the wrong movie dressed like Roman Centurions...

  218. My friend had an oscar party by Gauchito · · Score: 1

    last night, the kind where you bet and pick your winners for all the categories, and the one with most right gets the pot. I came very damn close to winning! My secret? Lord of the rings for everything! Documentary, animated short, everything!

  219. Ulysses? by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    Surely you meant Finnegan's Wake?

    Or perhaps Perec's Life, A User's Manual (La Vie, Mode d'Emploi), or maybe Hesse's The Glass Bead Game (Magister Ludi)

    LOTR is a good book, but it's hardly the pinnacle of 20th century literature...

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    1. Re:Ulysses? by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
      I would *love* to see someone from Hollywood try Finnegans Wake.

      Reading it, that is.

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    2. Re:Ulysses? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Surely you meant Finnegan's Wake?

      I just finished Ulysses, so let me ask: are Finnegan's Wake or Portrait Of The Artist more enjoyable to read? A third of the way into the book, I felt like I was doing homework. I even set a nightly reading goal of trying to get through at least 10 pages per sitting (although there were stretches where I could knock out 30 or 40 pages in a day).

      I'm a pretty smart guy, and I truly want to take in some literature that doesn't have a picture of a spaceship on the front, but that was excruciating.

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    3. Re:Ulysses? by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      If you want enjoyable reading, then Portrait of the Artist is the one for you. Even better, Dubliners, Joyce's collection of very dark short stories, is his most digestible.

      But the sheer inventiveness and stream of consciousness that is Finnegan's Wake makes it by far my favourite Joyce, even if a drop of whiskey is a prerequisite to an eveniongs reading.

      You could try the other two I mentioned - both Hesse and Perec are very accessible in translation, and The Glass Bead Game won the Nobel Prize, so it's not entirely insignificant.

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    4. Re:Ulysses? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tips. My current queue has George R.R. Martin's "A Storm Of Swords", Rand's "Atlas Shrugged", Stephenson's "Quicksilver", Doctorow's "Down And Out In The Magic Kingdom", and a re-reading of "Watership Down". It might be a while before I get back to "serious literature".

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  220. Belleville by BigBadBri · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They showed The Triplets of Belleville on the BBC on Christmas Day.

    It was excellent - by far the most inventive animation I had seen in years.

    Any cartoon where stick grenades are used for frog fishing is OK in my book - and the references to Reinhardt, Tati and Trenet were delightful.

    I've not seen Nemo, but doubt whether it was a fraction as inventive as the Triplets - just shows you where the values have sunk to, when it's popularity that defines the worth of a piece of art.

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  221. It doesn't make it the BEST either.... by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
    NOTHING Peter Jackson has done is bad, at least not in a gigli sort of way. You make not like meet the feebles, or bad taste, or deal alive, or any of his other movies. My dad did not like lord of the rings, but does that make it a bad movie...

    I am sure this will get modded as either troll of flamebait, since for some reason moderators can't stand to have someone disagree with the "geek consensus". But I have to say it.

    Agreed, it wasn't a bad movie - but it wasn't the best of the year IMO. I think the academy was a little biased this year, simply because of the other two movies in the trilogy. It was a great movie, I don't dispute that - but I don't think it was the best of the year. I think the academy voters, like Slashot, are a bit jaded. They were looking at the trilogy, not just ROTK. Hey, the trilogy was an amazing set of work that deserves a lot of recognition. There aren't too many sequels that are very good, let alone trilogies. But for ROTK by itself, I don't think it stacked up against the other nominated movies. I don't think Peter Jackson did that great of a job directing this movie, in comparison with the other nominees. He deserved to be recognized for the trilogy, but I don't think ROTK was the best of the three (I'd but it at a solid #3).

    And before you say "The academy is the only opinion that matters here", I'd say you are right. It is their award show, whooptie doo. They also gave Titanic 11 awards, and I could hardly sit through that stinker. I thought it was cheesy. I hoped Lost in Translation would win. I thought Bill Murray should have won for best actor, although I didn't see some of the other performances. I thought it was ironic that before the best picture announcement, they said it was a combination of all of the other awards - yet nobody from ROTK was nominated for a best acting award, let alone won. If there is no great acting in a movie, then it has to get by on something else - like sets and special effects, or the story. ROTK was 1/3 of a story that many people hold fondly, and THAT is why it won. I don't think it had half of the elements necessary to win best picture, yet it won anyway.

    Just another opinion to think about. Not that it matters much now.

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    1. Re:It doesn't make it the BEST either.... by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Not that your opinion ever mattered--nor did mine, or anybody else's. It's a movie. It's entertainment. It was a tremendous achievement that deserved some kind of recognition. No right thinking person can disagree with that.

      But who takes these award shows seriously, really? I mean, I watched to be entertained. It's a bit like watching gladitorial games, for me. But even for the winners, now--do you think an intelligent person who wins an award is going to see it as proof that they're the best? Maybe, but everybody else would know that's ridiculous. Do you think somebody who doesn't win is going to really be all that upset about it, once they get past the initial disappointment? Maybe, but we'd call that immature.

      It's a stupid awards show, and not even the most honest and unbiased of stupid awards shows. The nice thing about it is that quality work can be recognized. The terrible thing is that it always also passed over completely.

      Yeah, I know I'm not telling anybody a damn thing they don't already know... :-P

    2. Re:It doesn't make it the BEST either.... by gosand · · Score: 1
      But who takes these award shows seriously, really? I mean, I watched to be entertained. It's a bit like watching gladitorial games, for me. But even for the winners, now--do you think an intelligent person who wins an award is going to see it as proof that they're the best? Maybe, but everybody else would know that's ridiculous. Do you think somebody who doesn't win is going to really be all that upset about it, once they get past the initial disappointment? Maybe, but we'd call that immature.

      Ask any of their agents. You think having an Oscar on your resume doesn't mean they get paid more? Think again. It is about recognition and credibility. If it didn't mean anything, they wouldn't have them. Hell, look at the other posts. They quote what other movies have won 11 awards. They quote which are the top grossing movies. If it didn't mean anything, then the awards show wouldn't still be happening.

      It's a stupid awards show, and not even the most honest and unbiased of stupid awards shows. The nice thing about it is that quality work can be recognized. The terrible thing is that it always also passed over completely.

      I lend some credibility to awards shows. If I see that something won awards at Cannes, or Sundance, I will consider seeing it. Or even an Oscar! There are some movies I didn't see, like Mystic River. But I know it was nominated a lot, and I might consider renting it. I mean, if it was nominated, it can't be all bad, right? But I see some movies regardless of the nominations. I loved The Last Samurai, but it wasn't nominated for very many awards at all.

      Awards are all about marketing, and they do hold some credibility. If they didn't, ratings systems wouldn't be so popular. Moderation wouldn't exist here on Slashdot. We don't want to weed through all the chaff to get to the goods, we want a little bit of direction.

      Think of the weeks leading up to the Oscars. There were commercials for movies that proudly stated "WINNER OF 4 ACADEMNY AWARD nominations". Spin baby spin. I'll bet a lot of people don't notice the distinction. Actually, you can look no further than this thread! There are people who are of the opinion "You are an idiot for not liking this movie - it swept the Oscars for crying out loud!" What if ROTK didn't win a single Oscar? Do you think it would have meant something then? Hell, it would have been the end of the world for many Tolkien lovers. The same way people made such a big friggin deal about the actor who played Smiegel not being nominated for best supporting actor in the past.

      If it doesn't mean anything, then why are we talking about it?

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    3. Re:It doesn't make it the BEST either.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Murray totally got fucked. It was painful to see his face when they announced the winner, he knew it was his one and only chance at best actor.

    4. Re:It doesn't make it the BEST either.... by a.ameri · · Score: 1

      OK you see, I agree with you in many points, and disagree with some of your arguments. The thing is, you have to underestand that wether you like a movie or not depends on your taste. I actually like Lost in translation a lot, I thought Benicio Del Toro should have won the Best Supporting Actor award, I thought Noami Watts should have won the Best Leading Actress award, I thought Jennifer Connoly should certainly have been nomeenated (hell, it was the best performance of the year on my opinion), and above all these I thought Sir Ben Kingsly should have certainly won the oscar for best actor; not just because I am an Iranian and I loved the movie, but also because as an Iranian, I undrestood how he really played like an Iranian Colonel. It was simply brilliant. But when you think at the big picture, it wouldn't have been great if Sean Penn hadn't win. His oscar wasn't just for his performance in Mystic River, he won the oscar because he has been playing terrificly for the past couple of years. He had been nominated 3 times before, and this time, he desereved to win. Same with the LOTR. As I said I liked Lost in Translation, and I also think LOTR (tough a brilliant movie) could have been made much better. But wouldn't it have been a shame if none of the 3 movies had won the Oscar for the best picture? They didn't give the oscar to any of the previous two ones, so it was time that they give it to the last one, and recognize one of the great trilogies ever made. It wasn't ROTK that won the oscar, it was the whole 3 of them, the whole LOTR, and I am bound to say that they deserved it. Even if it wasn't the best movie of the year (and that is arguable)

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  222. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    Just as annoying how? Clinton, with all of his faults, didn't even come close. Yeah, politicians are scum. All of them. That doesn't mean we REWARD the shittier one with a re-election.

    No dream world. Go ahead and disprove me, coward. I got 2 replies, both cowards, and both didn't give ANY contrary evidence.

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  223. One Thing That Bothers Me About LotR... by EXTomar · · Score: 1

    Is that both Fellowship and The Two Towers where nominated and won in the same categories. So its the same thing...winning again? So beyond the 11 yesterday, Fellowship won 4 The Two Towers won 2 all of which were won *again*. All three films are fine but it kind of feels "doubling up".

    As a side note: Man I felt bad for Bill Murray. His role in Lost in Translation was his best he ever gave.

  224. Hahaha! by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    his use of leitmotif is almost Wagnerian

    As in 'overblown and shite'? Or as in 'Nazi triumphal music'?

    Bollocks - give me some Hot Club de Paris (Belleville) any day of the week.

    The only good use for Wagner is to play it through the tannoy on the lead Huey as you go in to strafe some gooks prior to riding a few breakers - any fool knows that!

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    1. Re: Hahaha! by gidds · · Score: 1
      Did I say the music was Wagnerian? No. Just the use of leitmotif.

      Go and look up what that means, and then make a sensible comment. Meanwhile, I'll try not to be so irritable on Mondays.

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    2. Re: Hahaha! by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Yep - I looked it up, and it meant the same as it did the last time I saw it used.

      Why not use the comparison with Peter and the Wolf?

      The association of music with character is as strong, and Prokofiev is far less likely to annoy the casual reader than Wagner, who has some very unfortunate associations.

      Perhaps you actually like Wagner, in which case I sentence you to a continuous loop of the Ring Cycle for the rest of your days.

      Personally, I'll stick to that nice clarinet theme that announces the presence of Peter.

      My main beef was an objection to the use of the word leitmotif - pretensious in the extreme, and much better expressed in plain English, preferably with a reference to its use in Dynasty to explain it to our colonial cousins.

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    3. Re: Hahaha! by gidds · · Score: 1
      Why not use the comparison with Peter and the Wolf?

      Because Wagner did most to promote letimotif as a powerful and complex tool, and is most associated with it. Yes, Weber used it first, as did Prokofiev many years later; but in Peter and the Wolf it's used in an obvious, childish manner (not that there's anything wrong with that in a piece aimed at children!), quite unlike the depth and richness that Wagner's more abstract and imaginative use brought to his operas.

      The association of music with character is as strong

      Oh yes; but that's not exactly what I'm talking about. Wagner uses motifs for abstractions, not just for particular people. They bring new ideas, resonances, and connections, adding to the meaning of the story as well as its emotion.

      And this is what I think Shore does in LOTR. One of the more obvious examples I noticed is the well-known 'fellowship' theme, which is used throughout all three films to emphasise the support and comfort people can give each other, and how they can do more together than separately.

      Perhaps you actually like Wagner

      Er, no, actually. I like a few of the obvious bits, and I can take more in smallish doses... But I can still appreciate what he did, and how he developed the musical form.

      Maybe the word is a little pretentious, but it's not that uncommon, and there's nothing simpler that describes it well. Terms like 'thematic development' and 'recurring ideas' don't do justice to the deep connection between music and story. And 'that bit, you know, the one that goes der-ner-ner DAH du-dum pom pom whenever the baddie turns up' is a bit long-winded.

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  225. Oscars Video? by G4Outcast · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a link to where I can find the Billy Crystal movie spoofs? Sadly I was at work last night and missed the Oscars.

    Oh, and go Peter Jackson! This late in the thread I have nothing more to say that hasn't been said.

  226. And... by wurp · · Score: 1

    that same argument applies to drama, comedy, and tragedy. Which invalidates the original post from a different angle.

    I am no history buff, but I'll bet the Odyssey was not commonly believed to be a true history. There are too many elements that fall apart under honest scrutiny, and many of the Greeks were big on honest scrutiny.

  227. Philosophy of Sci-Fi / The History of the Future by zerocircle · · Score: 1

    I took at class at Rutgers (ca. 1988) called "Philosophy of Science Fiction." Quite an experience, especially since it was taught by science philosopher Robert Weingard, a fellow whose appearance and manner was somewhere between Miller from Repo Man and Doc Brown from Back to the Future. Freaking genius -- when he stopped in mid-sentence and rolled his eyes skyward to think, you could feel the disturbance in the Force.

    Then there was "Science Prophecy and Science Fiction: The History of the Future." Different professor (Philip Pauly, History), but a great course, focusing on how science fiction throughout history reflected the public view of the future.

  228. no matrix F/X nomination? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I dont understand why there is so little discussion about the Matrix. it was a innovative story and had lots of great F/X.

  229. Gollum, gollum! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that hopes they fire up the rendering software one last time to produce a little clip of Gollum lavishing his affection on a little gold statue?

    "Yes my preciousss"

  230. Of Beren and Luthien (OBAL) by The+Closet+Optimist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're spot on here. As a whole, The Silmarillion would be hard to do. The hardest part would be to come up with a lot more dialog, as the Silm. tends to read a lot like the bible as opposed to standard prose. I would actually propose that covering the whole story in a movie format would require movie(s) even longer than LOTR.

    However, OBAL has the does that makings for an outstanding film. For those not familiar, the Silmarillion is a sort of historical collection of events starting with the creation of the earth and roughly up to where the One Ring comes into existence.

    OBAL, specifically, as about a man, Beren, who, while wandering in the forest finds Luthien (who no man has ever seen), the most beautiful elf. They fall in love, but the elve's father is outraged. He won't grant his daughter's hand unless Beren can obtain one of the elvish Silmarils from Morgoth's crown (Morgoth was Sauron's master and mentor and stole the Silmarils [jewels essentially] from a line of elves, who grew arrogant after their creation) This task is essentially suicidal, but Beren sets out on it anyway. Luthien escapes from her own people to aid Beren. I won't spoil the ending, however; it's too good a read :)

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  231. Manly Urges by phorm · · Score: 1

    It wasn't that he wasn't able to restrain his "manly urges" so much as the fact that he wasn't supposed to be able to have any. That particular part of his anatomy, as well as a lot more, was rendered ineffective due to his disease (leprosy). Suddenly, he's thrust into what appears to be a "place" where all his bits and pieces start working as normal... the quick assumption is that he is having a dream and rather than be tormented by the fact that he knows he will awaken to find his body a useless husk again, he decides to fight the dream and/or also get something out of it while he can.

    It's actually a rather human reaction. Throughout the series you also see how this one particular act of unrestraint comes back to bite him in the backside several times.

    TC isn't supposed to be a hero at the start. He's supposed to be a less-than-average-Joe character who is on the edge of oblivion. He's got a degenerative disease which everyone fears/hates him for, and thus becomes a bitter and almost sinister scrooge-like character. It's then up to the author to redeem this character and somehow turn him into something of a hero.

    But really, in the first series TC isn't really much of a hero at all. Though he does do some selfless things (saving a snakebitten girl), it's more about how he - despite being as low as he his - spurs hope in those around him which more allows them to save themselves. Not really a bad read if you can get through it and some of the odd language/twists, not sure if it's movie material though (certainly hard to do on film for some things).

  232. Thanks! by Iowaguy · · Score: 1

    Thanks for sharing this sight. This list is more in tune with my percieved reality of the excitement generated by the movie at the time. I liked spider, but everyone saw ET and there were lines people would stand in for days for the original star wars movies. I think the rising ticket prices has masked a lot of things. Damn lies and all that...

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  233. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 Blithering idiot!

    LotR has won the past three Oscars for BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS. Stupid. Just stupid.

  234. Really? by Iowaguy · · Score: 1

    Let me see, by acting, you mean the ability to adopt a personality not your own, and convey a range of emotions and expression that convince the audience that you are that other person? Then consider this, everyone new who Gandalf was, and had a mental image of him. At any point, did you scream, God, that is not Gandalf? The genius of McKellen was that he took a character who was well known and flawlessly concinced us he was real. Can you comprehend what an increadible feat that was? Do you honestly think, any one could have pulled it off? Flash, Mr. K. Reeves as Gandalf.

    I have seen the other movies. To me, Sean Penn played an interesting character, but he was still Sean Penn as he is in most movies. Over-acting and political correct lines are not good acting.

    My two cents

    -iowa

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  235. What a bunch of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    pretentious assholes. Yeah, mod me down, that's why I'm posting AC. Looking over these comments reminds me of just why geeks are such social outcasts. Most of the comments are pedantic and graceless...perfect images of the stereotypical "I-know-oh-so-much-more-than-you", egomaniacal, lives-in-mom's-basement troll of a geek. Most of you wouldn't recognize a great cinematic performance if it didn't involve digital effects, spaceships and/or orcs and languages that exist solely in the minds of their authors. Yeah, the Lord of the Rings trilogy was a great set of movies, but nearly all of the comments written here might as well have come from the Comic Book Guy in the Simpsons. It's like a competition to see who can post the most pretentious, irrelevent, most narrowly-focused bit of arcana in order to demonstrate some bizarre mastery of geekiness.


    By the way, chicks don't dig that.

    1. Re:What a bunch of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed!

  236. Crappy Fantasy by phorm · · Score: 1

    Or will the previous poster's prediction hold true and we'll be inundated by more crappy fantasy?

    Sorry, but this has already happened

    I think that while a lot of geeks are happy to see a Fantasy movie do well, they forget that there already has been significant fantasy crud in the past (some of which probably being the reason that it wasn't well esteemed in movies). However, I'm hlook at the current fads and I'm thinking that we'll probably see a lot of either ("Hulk" variety movie Vs X-men or Spider Man).

    I guess we'll just have to pick/choose our way though what's good and what's not, but that's usually the way it goes, isn't it?

    1. Re:Crappy Fantasy by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that so far the massive success of LOTR doesn't seem to haved kicked off a wave of imitators. As you mention there have been a lot of superhero films of late, and Gladiator has inspired a few sword and sandal historical epics: Troy , a biopic of Alexander the Great, and King Arthur (which I count as historical rather than fantasy, because that's the spin of this particular production). Granted, Gladiator came out over a year before FOTR, which gives it a head start, but OTOH it's been 3 years since FOTR, so there should be some fantasy films in development by now. But I haven't even heard much in the way of rumours, except the obligatory Hobbit ones. Anyone know any better?

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  237. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  238. Who should have won... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the Lord of the Rings. But the third best movie in the trilogy should _not_ have been Oscar fodder tonight. The wins LoTR got last night were mostly votes of appreciation. Which is unfortunate because there were so many good films this year which all got squashed under the This Is The Last Time We Can Vote for LoTR meme. :-(

    My diffs:

    Actor: Bill Murray
    Supporting Actor: Alec Baldwin
    Art Direction: The Last Samurai
    Cinematography: City of God
    Costume Design: Girl with a Pearl Earring
    Directing: Lost in Translation
    Film Editing: City of God
    Original Song: A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow -- mostly because it'd be so fun to have an accidental nominee win
    Sound Editing: Master and Commander
    Sound Mixing: Master and Commander
    Screenplay -- Adapted: *definitely* American Splendor
    Best Picture: Lost in Translation or Mystic River

    And of course, best dressed: Jennifer Garner

  239. Cash Cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What I find surprising here at /. is the blatant contempt at all things mainstream and salutations all around for anything seen as on the "fringe".
    As a sociologist, I find it quite interesting that so many self-proclaimed "geeks" would latch onto one of the biggest bugeted, over-marketed, hollywood hyped-up films to be released in some time.
    Sure it was based on a legendary classic fantasy novel and this is precisely why you should be up in arms over this kind of treatment from hollywood. Tolkein's work should NOT be treated or in the same class as money making (academy pleasing) trash, Titanic and Ben-Hur.

    Face the facts, the story and fantasy and soul of everything you love did NOT win those awards... careful marketing to a neglected audience (aka you) and loads of capital to cover up the fact that its just another Titanic did(loads of money, loads of star power, loads of awards, and a complete load of crap)

    Note: I am not dissing Tolkiens work... i read the books, i watched the movies the only difference between me and you is I can see thru lies whereas you choose to ignore the elephant in the room...

    "Elephant" by Gus Van Sant is a trip btw

    Also I'm not an anonymous coward I just dont feel like bothering with cookies... i usually post as either Reccos, Reccos17, Swurve, or PhillyJay, don't remember which actually

  240. Re:Well, okay, but the music still didn't deserve by pclminion · · Score: 1
    Tell us what exactly was wrong about the "embarrassing use of wood flute?" How pretentious.

    It's a sickly sweet cliche. The fact that you haven't noticed it just means you don't pay attention to music the same way musicians do.

    Just because music is an art which can be enjoyed by people who don't know how to do it themselves, doesn't mean the opinions of those who do study music are somehow "pretentious." Don't begrudge someone for their opinion, which might very well be an expert one...

    Or do you find it statistically impossible that a person with a clue might choose to comment on it here at Slashdot?

  241. Re:I like him. But, No. by Requiem · · Score: 1

    I feel the same way. I saw Whale Rider with my girlfriend a few months ago at our local indie theatre, and absolutely loved it. I was happy to hear that Castle-Hughes was up for the Oscar, but I doubted she'd win, just because most of the fucks doing the voting probably hadn't even seen the movie.

  242. Blah - supposed music critic. by carlcmc · · Score: 1

    To the other 99.9% of us that watched the film. We noticed the chanting dark music in the mine. The soaring uplifting choir music and the grandiose themes that matched the scenes. The movies were epic, the music was epic and all some people can do is complain that it didn't conform to their sense of what "correct" music should be.

    Blah.

  243. what you say is very apropos... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Hollywood has moved a lot of productions out of the country to save money. It has become bad enough that SAG (Screen Actors Guild) has a role called "Global Rule One" that says that its members cannot work for less money overseas than they would get if working inside the US. If they do accept less, they will be censured and presumably cannot work in the US again.

    This is an attempt to try to keep amount paid to their actor members than they would if they let capitalism determine the prices.

    This is an issue which is mirrored here in the US. Programmers call for protectionism and such in order to save their own hides.

  244. Finally by CaptTrips · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's one small step for fantasy, one giant leap for nerdy films getting their due respect! :)

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    1. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lord of the Rings sucks!!! How could Return of the King win 11 oscars in the same year that two Matrix movies came out?

  245. Note to WETA digital by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    Dear WETA,

    Please don't delete the models for Shelob yet...they may be needed in the near future, scaled down a little.

    thanks.
    -PJ

    Really, they should do this as soon as they can while Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellan and Ian Holm are still about the same, and the Rivendell and Shire sets are still there (hopefully!)

  246. Helm's Deep was not, in fact, a bigature. by devphil · · Score: 1


    It was seven bigatures. :-) Or maybe only six, can't recall.

    Seeing the quarter-sized one, with Peter squeezing through the front gates and stomping down the ramp like his own future King Kong, was hilarious.

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  247. What the heck's a Kiwi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's a kiwi? Someone with lots of facial hair?

  248. The [grand]son, actually, ... by devphil · · Score: 1


    ...has a cameo in ROTK. I think he's a foot soldier of Gondor, marching off to the Morannon.

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  249. Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why should I care what an actor says about anything other than acting?
    Why should I care what a slashdotter says about anything other than slashdot?
  250. The most poignant part of that story by devphil · · Score: 1


    was the bit where he talks about movie tickets only costing eight bucks. Ah, those were the days.

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  251. Re:Posting anonymously by bonch · · Score: 1

    I'm not wrong about C. Tolkien. He issued an official statement saying he bore no ill-will toward the film or its makers. Those were almost his exact words.

    The "bad blood" is over Micheal wanting the Tolkien Estate to be officially involved with the films. Christopher always wanted to remain neutral.

  252. I'm a liar? by bonch · · Score: 1

    Lol, how am I a "liar?"

    Christopher and Michael don't speak because Michael wanted official involvement and support of the movies. They were very split on this. What you quoted doesn't contradict what I said; I already knew about it. Read up.

  253. Re:Posting anonymously by Yunzil · · Score: 1

    The movies were awful claptrap. Doesn't the author's son's opinion count in your minds?

    Speaking as a Tolkien fan myself, the movies were great, and Christopher Tolkien is a prat.

  254. How About Farland's Runelords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This series is begging to be a movie.

  255. A'int it Not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No grammer never fix'en to d' nototin per me. Its t'e incipral o' t'e t-ing. Down wit it aul.

  256. Also, don't forget... by The+Closet+Optimist · · Score: 1

    1) People didn't have televisions in their homes at all in 1939. It was radio or going out to a show.

    2) The number of movies released back then was lower, making competition for the movie-goer dollars a lot less.

    3) Not everyone lives in the US (you insensitive clods :P ). LOTR has brought in more outside of the US than within. It's currently #2 in unadjusted dollars:

    http://www.imdb.com/Charts/worldtopmovies

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  257. This is directing, not editing by hellfire · · Score: 1

    These are complaints of the direction and of the writing, not of the editing. Regardless of how you like or dislike them, it was Peter Jackson's vision that determined if they should be in or not. So you are actually giving arguments for it not being the best direction.

    Editing is all about the execution of the directors image. It's a very narrow but real interpretation on images and sounds of the movie. Some would question this is just all about direction but at some point, as the academy does with all awards, someone felt it was important to give the editors a nod, too.

    I'll give you an example in TV because this one is easy to understand. First, the director has a vision panning over the Las Vegas skyline, flashing images and then cutting to a crime scene. Then the crime scene investigators look over the scene, look at a few pieces of evidence. Grissom finds a key piece of evidence, and cracks a nerdy joke. Fade in Roger Daltry's voice and the intro plus lead credits.

    That's the directors vision. Now the editor has to create cool fade ins with the director's fly byes over vegas. The editor has to string cut each scene to the right person at the right time and make the cuts clean and visually appealing. Then when the beginning credits come in, the editor has to string the first scene in with those credits just perfectly to create an exciting moment that the director wanted because the show is coming on.

    The award is an artistic interpretation of a technical skill. If a scene ends up in the movie or not, that's the director's fault, not the editor. The editor doesn't design what scenes go in, but he provides an interpretation on what scenes do make it in.

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  258. Award for best headache inducing scene by nazsco · · Score: 1

    11? did they had an award for best headache inducing fighting scene?

  259. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow you are retarded.

    like i said, 3 million dead iraqis is not a "better thing"

    fucking retard.

  260. LOrd of the oscars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lord of the oscars!

  261. My Vote by theraccoon · · Score: 2, Informative

    My vote for Best Director and Best Picture went towards Sofia Coppola and Lost in Translation. I'm really happy she won Best Screenplay.

  262. Spoiler Warning???? by Frnknstn · · Score: 1

    I hope this post doesn't come across too bitchy.

    I was really looking forward to watching the Oscars this year without knowing who one anything beforehand. My friend taped the live showing that happened at 3am local time, and I was going over there this morning to watch it. Just before I left to see the show, I checked slashdot, carefully scanning the topic lines of all he posts to avoid anything Oscar-related, thinking that the editors would have been smart enough to use a neutral subject line like "Oscar Winners".

    Obviously, I was mightily pissed when I saw the title for this news post. Next time, please consider the people who life in different time zone, and don't want the surprises spoiled.

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    1. Re:Spoiler Warning???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's clearly your fault for expecting the slashdot editors to be anything except the completely inconsiderate and incompetent ignoramuses that they are...

  263. Agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know a girl who's about as anti-geek as possible, and she loves LOTR. When I say anti-geek, I mean 17 year-old retro punk rocker who uses suit ties as belts and turns the head of any male within 100 meters. That's how anti-geek I mean. We're talking about the kind of girl you spend hours fantasizing (no pun intended) about. Oh yeah, did I mention she's not a geek? And that she loves LOTR?

  264. That's the problem. by Kiyooka · · Score: 1

    "So many universal themes touched on."

    I think that's the problem. The books are wonderful, but there's just too much to squish into even 3 movies. When you have to develop the complicated plot (they *do* split up into several parties and all go their own ways), build up suspense, describe who's who and where's where, etc. etc. there's hardly time to touch on the themes, and when you do, there's not much time to let it absorb because something else has to happen. I think the themes are much more apparent if you've read the books already, or if you watch it again. I say this as someone who watched the first 2 movies, then read all the books, then watched the last movie. The first couple of times, all the hobbits looked alike to me and I had trouble keeping up with what was going on. The first one was especially confusing.

  265. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You talking about the States or Iraq? Please clarify.

  266. OT: funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did you notice how 'the Exorcist' in adjusted dollars grossed 666 million bucks? heh

    1. Re:OT: funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  267. Thank You by SPYvSPY · · Score: 1

    I like that you have some historical perspective on this. The real point, though, is that there is nothing novel about science fiction at all. The Greeks, being a readily-available historical counterpart to our civilization, are only a link in a much longer chain of storytelling history.

  268. more power, more temptation by junkgoof · · Score: 1

    The temptation would be greater for Gandalf or Galadriel, as they have the power to use the ring to reorder middle earth as they see fit. The hobbits have no power, and are less affected. Boromir, or Aragorn might become greater leaders with the Ring, but they would also be corrupted as the nine (all powerful kings) were.

    Gandalf fears the ring because he knows that he would be able to use it to do what he thinks is right, trampling over the rights of individuals in the process. Boromir wants the ring because he thinks it will bring him power. Frodo is resistant to the ring because he does not seek to dominate others, and also because he realizes that he is too weak to do so. There is never any question of Frodo or Bilbo bending the ring to their will and gaining power over others.

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  269. Wow... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    That would be great... I'll start a paypal account to hire a hitman...

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  270. Re:Posting anonymously by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    I don't bear "ill will" to them either -- I just don't like them and don't "wish to be involved with them," as a fan or patron.

    I don't think you're a bad person for liking them, I just don't understand your tastes, and don't wish an explanation.

  271. Re:What's with all the Bush bashing? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    like i said, 3 million dead iraqis is not a "better thing"

    For the Iraqi's, obviously not. But then I wasn't talking about them, as I made perfectly clear. But then, you are really, really stupid.

  272. What a farce! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a farce, ROTK was a mediocre movie at best. 11 oscars? What were they smoking? Fantasy has no place in the main stream, and should be shunned appropriately.

  273. Original better than revision by Svartormr · · Score: 0
    Arthur C. Clarke wrote Against the Fall of Night. published in 1953, and revised it as The City and the Stars, published in 1956.

    I read both of them years ago and years apart, Against first and without knowledge of City. I think Against is the better of the two books. City is longer and more complex, distractingly so I think. Not surprisingly, the author prefers City.

  274. One for each ending... by Wargames · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Loved that quip. I read the books but never got the sense that the story had ended. When I was sitting there watching the movie, I couldn't help but think "finally over...what a great epic movie!" at least 5 times. probably more.

    Loved that quip "one [an oscar] for each ending". That person is a genius.

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  275. Classic LOTR Oscar moment... by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    ...for me was Annie Lennox' shocked acceptance speech which rambled on so long that poor Fran Walsh had to stop the orchestra in order to get a word in (after all she only co-wrote the song with Howard Shore)

    I feel sorry for the performers of the songs of the previous two movies, particularly Emiliana Torrini who sang the Gollum theme of TT, who didn't get a look in, and for all the actors who were summarily ignored by the Academy. Peter Jackson made a point of including them on stage for the Best Picture Oscar, and well done too.

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  276. What an ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In answer to your question, our "pathetic little island" also produced another movie nominated for an Oscar (Whale Rider), is currently producing the lion, the witch and the wardrobe; and has been the location for quite a few movies of late (the last samurai, without a paddle). And thats just movies.
    Also we have 4% unemployment, decent growth rates and a ok government. Life is pretty decent. So fuck you.

    Anyway what the hell's wrong with a bit of patriotism? Does your country suck by any chance? Care to mention where your'e from?

  277. We didn't go to Iraq... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey check your facts buddy, we were heavily in favour of the UN inspections, not GWB's "weapons of mass deception". We have only sent forces for rebuilding/peacekeeping.

    1. Re:We didn't go to Iraq... by HeLLLight · · Score: 1

      I relise that; but we are not in the US coialation. We did not invade Iraq with them. You are correct we did send peacekeepers but that was done under the guise of the UN not the US.

  278. You guys are missing an important point..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... the special effects were done on Linux boxes. BIG boost for the Penguin! Basically, Tux won an Oscar....

  279. It gets worse by schmaltz · · Score: 1

    That's because Steve Tyler is Liv's dad.

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