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  1. Dopefish on Spookfish Uses Mirrors For Eyes · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Dopefish uses complex pot-philosophy for inner-vision.

  2. Re:Emerging Solutions on All of Vietnam's Government Computers To Use Linux, By Fiat · · Score: 1

    That's optimistic. Not many countries are big enough to influence others with a decision like this. Why should they care? This is less important that the fact they speak different languages.

    Working models influence decisions. Vietnam could easily release their version of the OS as a defacto government solution, making them valuable, to other global trading partners. Do you think China will turn a blind eye to this? No, they will request a copy of it to study it. They might even use it, if it's any good.

    When you get China to use your software, that tends to have a ripple effect.

  3. Chairs on All of Vietnam's Government Computers To Use Linux, By Fiat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer take a S.E. Asian vacation...

    You cannot scare Vietnam with office furniture.

  4. Emerging Solutions on All of Vietnam's Government Computers To Use Linux, By Fiat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Penguins?!? in Vietnam? It's a cold day in hell boys!!!

    Also, this bodes well for Open Source everywhere. Eventually all other countries will follow suit and the people will have government systems that work best for their diverse cultures, tailor made UIs and logic, that can also extend inventive solutions.

    Also knowing what is in the source code helps identify potential threats to national security.

  5. Cisco vs. Google on Google Router Rumors · · Score: 1

    Cisco offers simple push-button technology for routers, but they also offer the best customer service in the business.

    Google's customer service record is not as good as Cisco's, and that is a condition that will not improve.

  6. Re:Labels on How Do You Manage Your SD Card Library? · · Score: 1

    "Volume name" is an OS-specific term, this is Slashdot.

    Judging from the sig of the grandparent, he is an idiot and therefore incapable of understanding such generalities. Perhaps if you break it down into monosyllabic bits, his defective chimpanzee brain can grasp the fundamentals of your message.

  7. Re:mfh(52) is not mfh(56) on Microsoft Rumored To Lay Off Thousands Worldwide · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I got your userID mixed up because I can't remember two numbers in sequence. AND I GOT A BUFFER OVERFLOW!!! :S

    Fixed.

  8. Terrible Idea on Employees the Next (Continuing) Big Security Risk? · · Score: 1

    Alternatively, don't write the passwords down, but write down clues that only you would get.

    This is one sure fire way to drive yourself insane, as clearly the parent has.

    Also, nice sig, loser. I am e-famous!

  9. Are You Stupid? on The Perils of Simplifying Risk To a Single Number · · Score: 1

    mfh(52) is exponentially the smartest guy on the whole internet. And no way did he buy that 2 digit ID.

    When launching an attack against someone in your sig, be sure you get their UID correct. Especially when IT IS ONLY TWO FUCKING NUMBERS.

  10. mfh(52) is not mfh(56) on Microsoft Rumored To Lay Off Thousands Worldwide · · Score: 1

    mfh(52) is exponentially the smartest guy on the whole internet. And no way did he buy that 2 digit ID.
    TWO FUCKING DIGITS AND YOU GOT IT WRONG.

    NOW WHO IS AN IDIOT?

    Go an hero yourself.

  11. lol wut on Ubuntu Kung Fu · · Score: 5, Funny

    where "Xxx" could be anything from "Windows 95", "Word", "Excel"

    Oh the annoyances of xxx film. Why can't they make it look like people are REALLY HAVING FUN?

    And the MUSIC! It's terrible.

  12. Re:Exploitation on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 1

    Well before reading that I thought you were full of shit. Thanks for clearing up the doubt.

    Before reading your snotty response, I had no idea who you were. Now I know you as another asshole on my foes list. DIAF.

  13. Re:Exploitation on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 1

    You've plotted a graph, have you? Sure it isn't a cubic or quartic?

    The stupidity of bureaucratic policies only goes downhill, so sorry - only inverse cubic curves apply, except in the minds of their inventors, who because they are backwards, believe the effects of their policies are all positive.

    Although t (t2 1, t (t2 1)) (graph)seems to demonstrate some strains of hierarchical stupidity, as we follow the graph from the point where x = 1 and y = 1, to its natural conclusion where x= -1 and y = -1 -- catastrophic and universal malaise is achieved. Obviously we would want to start where x and y are -1, and lead them to the conclusion where they become +1, but that is never the case with bureaucracy.

  14. Why Mod this UP? on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Arguing that the university is owed a debt for providing resources to students, is like arguing that the owner of Menlo Park should reap a percentage of Edison's rewards, even though rent was paid for those labs.

    I could see if the arrangement wasn't one of default methodology. The university establishes a de facto toe-hold over patents, and gets paid for it. But that kind of exploitation is against the morality of education and must be rejected by educators. Or we have nothing but a society of pyramid schemers.

  15. Re:Exploitation on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 1

    You try adapting that response and doing something different... doesn't make it stupid. If policy is there for good reason and hasn't become out-dated then it's not stupid. Yes, stupid policies exist and need to be removed, but that doesn't make every example stupid.

    Most policies are, like technology, outdated, by the time they are enacted.

    Champions of policy are often lazy autocrats.

  16. Re:Exploitation on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would say when you apply inappropriate policy, then you are applying stupidy... but yes, I agree that many universities (and many large organisations) may apply stupidity through their often outdated or naively applied choice of policies.

    The process is that someone with great power and possibly little foresight, creates a policy that can be in effect for twenty-five years, or more. During the policy's lifespan, many changes to culture and student life, the economy -- impact changes -- will cause each policy to be less effective, exponentially, as time passes. Some policies will become oppressive, others impotent.

    Policies are most effective within the first year of their life.

    Lazy university-employed Autocrats will during the lifespan of a policy, apply said policy for the sole purpose to reduce their effort required for them to collect a paycheck. As time passes, the degree of laziness of autocrats increases and so does the size of their paycheck. The life of an autocrat is not too unlike the life of a virus.

    Good policies will unleash students, faculty and support staff, rather than bind them to regulations for the sake of the binding. The binding is UNIMPORTANT, yet many autocrats will adhere to rules for the sake of being bound to them. That is a lie.

    Therefore I would have to reinforce that most policies are nothing more than exerted stupidity, and should be abolished, unless mandated change stipulations exist that cannot be abused by the fat, overpaid, stupid autocrats.

    Policies should be about what can be done, and not what cannot be done. Therefore when some policy doesn't say that something can be done, some level of thinking is required by the student and support staff, to come to a satisfactory outcome.

  17. Re:Exploitation on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 1

    Sure, if I agreed with that statement, I might concur... but I really don't think that one's inability to change is a reflection of their stupidy (and even then I don't accept the assumption of inability to change).

    The central measure for intelligence is the degree and speed of adaptability to new circumstances. As universities are typically unable to adapt (rooted in age-old dogma and entrenched authoritarian policy), they are unable to apply intelligence. Therefore when you apply policy you are applying stupidity.

  18. Re:Exploitation on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 1

    Wat?

    Think of your degree of stupidity as a reflection of your inability to change. Now rethink your comment.

  19. Exploitation on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The stupid exploit the smart.

  20. I know the answer to your question on Windows 7 Leaked To Pirates By Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    They do this for precedent. What MSFT didn't tell the pirates is that they used the Windows 7 files to trace their network as they were all trojan horses with call-home scripts built in. Although the pirates rewrote the scripts and now they act as a nice lava-lamp plugin, mostly for decoration (and Slashdot karma/irony).

  21. AAG on Has RIAA Fired MediaSentry? · · Score: 1

    America Against Greed.

    If you build it, they will come.

  22. Quality for Your Dollar on Has RIAA Fired MediaSentry? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I predict that the ISPs who get smart and offer superior anonymity for their customers, will thrive in 2009 and beyond.

  23. WAT on The Secret Origins of Microsoft Office's Clippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who cares where Clippy is from. I just want it to die.

  24. Best Keyboard on The Best Computer Mice In Every Category · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Best keyboard of all time is the old version of the G15 from Logitech, which has functionally been replaced with the new G11. You don't get the display but I barely used it anyway. I love all the macro keys on the left side for World of Warcraft, which make a really nice comp for pvp and pve in that you can easily combine them with the CTRL button, the CTRL SHIFT or SHIFT (which is a little more awkward than the ctrl and ctrl shift for some reason).

    As for mice, I have to say that my Sidewinder from Microsoft represents some irony in the fact that it works nicely and does not impede me in any way.

  25. Re:Gotta hand it to MicroSoft on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 1

    They've successfully dispelled the rumor that no own owns a Zune.

    The only thing I wanna know is... CAN they get BILL GATES to drink the ZUNE KOOLAID? Make an advert about it and Jerry Seinfeld can do the eulogy. Of course, no Bill Gates would be actually hurt during the ad, but this kind of commercial would follow the existing MSFT advert model.