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  1. Re:Not Tonight on Aurora Borealis Likely To Be Visible In Southern NY and PA Tonight · · Score: 1

    Goddammit. I blame Feedly for putting this article in my "Today" feed.

  2. Not Tonight on Aurora Borealis Likely To Be Visible In Southern NY and PA Tonight · · Score: 1

    Better get in your time machine, 'cause the AccuWeather article talking about "tonight" is from April 13.

  3. Gene Hackman tought me... on Ask Slashdot: How To Stay Ahead of Phone Tracking ? · · Score: 1

    All you need is an empty potato chip bag.

  4. It's a Lens Flare on Apple Acknowledges iPhone 5 Camera Flaw · · Score: 2

    It's a lens flare. Your photo was ruined by you pointing your camera at a very bright light source. Any other camera would've also ruined your picture with a lens flare, just not a purple one. Ruined with purple or ruined without purple, your photo is still ruined because you suck at photography.

  5. Where will soda get its kick? on Scientists Work Towards Naturally Caffeine-Free Coffee · · Score: 2

    I've heard/read that most caffeine that ends up in soda and energy drinks is the caffeine that's pulled out of coffee during the decaffeination process. If all coffee growers switch to naturally caffeine-free coffee, won't that drastically reduce the supply of caffeine as an ingredient, causing its price and therefore Mt. Dew's price to spike? Uh....

    ... gone to stock up on Mt. Dew ...

  6. Off the Shelf Not Good Enough? on NYC Mayor Demands $600M Refund On Software Project · · Score: 1

    Was there no off-the-shelf software good enough? Not for $60M? Really?

  7. Re:If left up the crowd on Crowdsourcing the Department of Public Works · · Score: 1

    Try drying them first?

    I have nothing of value to contribute to this thread, but I just had to say thank you for making me laugh out loud. Mod parent up!

  8. Re:What's in it? on Landmark Health Insurance Bill Passes House · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what U.S citizen do to Canada now?

    Yes, as /legal/ aliens.

    and wasn't America built on immigrant labor?

    Yes, /legal/ immigrants.

  9. Re:Prehistoric Gene FTW! on Prehistoric Gene Reawakened To Battle HIV · · Score: 2

    My kingdom for mod points! Cursed booty... ha! I'm a sucker for pirate speak.

  10. Re:TCP? on Guaranteed Transmission Protocols For Windows? · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. My first thoughts were JMS, MQ Series, or Tibco Rendezvous. In my experience, MQ Series is freakin' bullet proof, and Tibco Rendezvous is a poser in comparison.

  11. Not to be confused with this... on DataStorm V1.0, a Full-Auto Floppy Disk Cannon · · Score: 1

    I think this was a competitor to the Star Wars program. It appears to be a space-based weapon of some sort.

  12. Re:Yeah well... on Judge Deals Blow to RIAA · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a headline I saw a couple of years ago where the "Judge Deals Blow to Koby Bryant," which seems more likely than a judge dealing blow to the RIAA.

  13. Re:Bad Summary on Breakthrough Brings Star Trek Transporter Closer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sorry to nit, but since we are flexing our geek muscles here (the only muscles I have), Data has actually used contractions on occasion. According to Memory Alpha, "...Data also had trouble using contractions in regular speech although this was part of his programming by Dr. Soong." So apparently, it was possible for Data to use contractions, but not without difficulty and, therefore, rarity.

  14. Gimme yer dough on The Dangers of Improper Cookie Use · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Headline: Man robs bank with spritz-cookie gun. Demands dough. Sorry. Couldn't resist.

  15. Akin to bicycle riding? on M.I.T. Explains Why Bad Habits Are Hard to Break · · Score: 1

    Admittedly, I haven't RTFA, but this also seems to support that old adage.

  16. Re:Shades of Communism on ACLU to Challenge Utah Porn-Blocking Law · · Score: 1
    Under the law, Internet providers in Utah must provide their customers with a way to disable access to sites on the list or face felony charges.
    I agree, RetroGeek. There's already a way... it's called parenting.
  17. Re:No wonder! on Microsoft's Midlife Crisis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or lay off 3334 employees...

  18. Now if this was handheld... on Terahertz Scanners See Inside Sealed Packages · · Score: 1

    ...it might be the first comoponent of a Tricorder. I wonder when the other two components will be invented?

  19. Re:Bye-bye Intuit on Intuit Apologizes to Turbo Tax Customers · · Score: 1

    I'm willing to concede that HRB and MS have a marketing relationship. What I was trying to say is that there is no technical relationship. MS does not do any processing for HRB. After all, isn't it's MS technical ability that we're all worried about, not their marketing?

  20. Re:Bye-bye Intuit on Intuit Apologizes to Turbo Tax Customers · · Score: 1
    I do wish that I had found something other than TaxCut (= HR Block + Microsoft).
    What in the world are you talking about? Taxcut is part of H&R Block. That's it. Sure, Block usually offers MS Money at a discount/free if you buy Taxcut, but trust me, that's the extent of the relationship.
  21. Am I the only one... on Protecting Cities from Hijacked Planes · · Score: 1

    who pictured giant, inflatable (soft) walls, before I RTFA?

  22. In case of Slashdotting... on PPC 970 Powerbooks and Powermacs in Production? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    June 09, 2003
    OEM Report: The PPC 970 Transition

    With the entire Mac world abuzz with (often conflicting) reports of the Apple transition to the IBM PowerPC 970 processor family, we have decided to report a summary of all that we know at this time... not from regurgitated rumors obtained from other web sites, but from our own OEM contacts in the Apple supply pipeline.

    We have no software information sources; all information we receive comes from people working in various positions in and around plants in Taiwan that actually supply parts or perform hardware assembly operations on Apple products. So, we have to leave the software speculation to sites such as Think Secret and, it now seems, eWeek.

    What we know at this point is as follows:

    - The IBM PPC 970 chips are now actually in volume production for only two specific end uses: IBM's own servers, and for Apple Computer.

    - The plant contracted for assembly of the new Power Mac is now actually manufacturing production Power Macs with single PPC 970 processors.

    - The plant contracted for assembly of the new 15.4-inch Powerbook has just now begun manufacturing production Powerbooks with the PPC 970 processor.

    - The new Power Mac has a sister model with a 2-processor motherboard that is not yet in actual production, but that could be put into production at any time.

    - The new Power Mac has a new case design with "metallic look plastics," and a front panel "mostly made with the same anodized aluminum surface" as the newest Powerbooks.

    - The new Power Mac retains "handles," though not in the same form as the current design.

    We have no sources or contacts within Apple Computer, so we cannot state that company's actual release plans for these products. However, we can say that both the new PPC 970 Power Mac and Powerbook will have substantial inventory already produced by the time of the upcoming WWDC keynote.

    In closing, we want to address the performance of the new PPC 970 machines, as we do have direct information on this topic, and we consider that information to be highly reliable. Despite the recent flurry of confusing claims published by eWeek and others, we stand by our report that the new Power Mac and Powerbook have overall performance approximately 1.25 to 1.5 times that of a similarly clocked G4 on non-Altivec optimized applications. On Altivec optimized tasks, these machines have as much as 2 to 2.5 times the through performance as a similarly clocked G4. Our understanding is that this performance is occurring using bone-stock OS X 10.2.6 on pre-production single processor PPC 970 machines... an OS with none of the optimization now being rumored as being needed for supporting the PPC 970's performance potential.

  23. Re:IP FREELY on IP over Firewire Updated · · Score: 2, Funny

    IP FireWire. Sounds like you need some antibiotics. (Ba-doom ching!)

  24. Re:Portuguese keyboard on Easy Character Accents in Mac OS X? · · Score: 1

    The babel fish translation:

    "Jose beat with the foot and he was not crippled very, but as it is chorão, he cried very."

    Um... OK. Did I say babel fish? I meant Yoda fish. My bad.

  25. Re:iPod at the practice session.. on Audio Recording on New iPods · · Score: 1

    Exactly what I was thinking. I have been looking into minidisc recorders (because that's what everyone else seems to be using), but this looks like a much better option than MD.