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Microsoft's Midlife Crisis

pillageplunder writes "This article from Businessweek covers the recent memo sent to all Microsoft employees by Steve Ballmer. Interesting tidbits through-out: how Microsoft will try to cut a Billion dollars in expenses, and its cost per employee is about $300K"

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  1. $300k per employee? by Sadiq · · Score: 5, Funny

    $300k per employee? I wonder how much of that is in weed.... could explain alot of things...

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    1. Re:$300k per employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      28kg.

    2. Re:$300k per employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Does that average include Bill?

    3. Re:$300k per employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      easy, to get that average down and probably cut $1B from costs, just fire Bill.

      easy 1 step solution.

      a possible step 2 would be to pimp out steve to give motivational pep talks at other companies.

      on the downside, then we won't have bill as the poster boy to hate, and we will find out that it wasn't Billy-boy (alone) causing MS to be such a pain.

      and steve, well steve is nothing more then a sweaty cheerleader.

      so, who is the puppeter for these puppets, i don't know. nor do i really care today.

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    4. Re:$300k per employee? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Considering they make about $300k per line of code, I should think they keep peoples minds firmly on the ground.

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    5. Re:$300k per employee? by xYoni69x · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is anti-Microsoft. Had the comment been something equally stupid against Linux or the OSS community, such as "Linux kernel developers don't get paid in cash because they get paid in weed.", it would have been modded down (as this should have been).

      Welcome to Slashdot. You must be new here.

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    6. Re:$300k per employee? by xp · · Score: 1

      $300k per employee makes a really great place to work.

      In case you are planning to join here are some software interview questions.

    7. Re:$300k per employee? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Nope. $250K of that $300K is the cost of all the development tools that have to be installed on the computers in order to develop Windows software. Granted, they make the development tools... but sometimes you just have to declare the "true cost" to the taxman, know what I'm saying? :-)

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    8. Re:$300k per employee? by abradsn · · Score: 1

      I've not seen some of these questions. Also, I didn't get this memo? :)

    9. Re:$300k per employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the time you're done paying employer taxes, employer social security, health benefits, 401K matching, stock options, etc., $100K to an employee can easily bloom into $300K.

    10. Re:$300k per employee? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      No, that would've been funny too.

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    11. Re:$300k per employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see... I think it would break down thus:

      Microsoft employees: cocaine
      Apple employees: was weed, now more Ecstasy
      Redhat, etc. employees: Jolt Cola

  2. Pretty high cost by 777333ddd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Includes stock?

    1. Re:Pretty high cost by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      $300k per employee is a high stat, but the typical office worker costs a company $100k-$150k a year when things beyond salary such as the cost of supplying that employee with the office space and supplies needed to do their job, insurance costs, administrative expenses, and other such costs are factored in.

    2. Re:Pretty high cost by jj_johny · · Score: 1
      It's really not that high. Think about all the stuff that is provided, office (furniture, common areas, etc.), communications (PBX, email, etc.), employee benefits (health care, 401K matching, etc.),.... the list really does go on.

      The other issue is that they have a predominantly professional workforce that make 70K to 150K. That is what a lot of the cost drives off of.

    3. Re:Pretty high cost by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
      That is high. They have to be including marketing into the mix. There is no way every Tom, Dick, And Harry at micrsoft is earning 6 figures.

      Unless of course they are top-heavy in the VP of VP department. Overlycompensated execs do tend to skew stats.

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    4. Re:Pretty high cost by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You would be surpised, my last job I was making 52K a year, but the cost to my company was on the order of 80K per year (benefits and ss add quite a bit). Now my salary is still well below 100K but my cost to the company is a touch over that.

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    5. Re:Pretty high cost by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem is the way they word the statistic, "$300,000 in annual expenses per employee." This could entail both fixed and variable costs, meaning that simply eliminating an average employee wouldn't shave $300,000 from the bottom line. If you're looking at employee-related expenses overall, SRC (Salary-related costs, such as benefits) would normally run something like 30-50% over and above the employee's salary. Of course, since they're in the Seattle area, who knows what their average salary is...

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    6. Re:Pretty high cost by FauxPasIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Overlycompensated execs do tend to skew stats

      -nod- As is often said, I and Bill Gates make an average of 2 billion a year, each.

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    7. Re:Pretty high cost by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      The figure I've always heard is multiply salary by 4x to figure out the actual cost of an employee, once PC access, HR, legal etc. costs are factored in.

      That being the case, Microsoft's average employee costs them $75,000 a year - which is about normal for an IT company.

    8. Re:Pretty high cost by tekunokurato · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah--cost per employee is a common stat used to demonstrate the general average force an employee has in the business. Another common one is revenue per employee. High cost per employee frequently shows that a company is working hard to expand, spending a lot of money on something (whether it's R&D or plant infrastructure) to build capacity, technology, etc. It's good that ms is doing this--if they cut that much, the employees will, on average, not be as empowered to expand. Don't forget that microsofts market cap still assumes pretty high growth rates compared to the average (i.e. high P/E).

      Simple math would answer your question, too: the article says 57,000 employees, so do 57k * 300k and you come out with $17bb in expenses.

    9. Re:Pretty high cost by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      The $300K sounds like the labor rate (billable to customers) rather than the actual salary of the employee. After you add all the overhead cost (benefits (health, workers comp, life ins., dental, etc...), indirect billables like meetings and managers, infrastructure (building, utilities, maintenance, etc...), tools (hardware, software, books), training, and many other things) the actual cost to the end consumer is pretty high. Consider the cost for a typical auto mechanic, around where I live, the rate is about $60/hour. The employee is probably drawing a salary around $15 to $20/hour plus benefits. The labor rate will also vary depending on the field and the location of the company. In the DC Metro area, the labor rate multiplier (actual salary * multiplier = billable rate) is probably much higher than some small town in Pennsylvania and I imagine that Redmond has a high multiplier too.

      BTW, my billable rate runs at $200K but I make less than half that as my actual salary (not including the various benefits).

    10. Re:Pretty high cost by BK425 · · Score: 1

      Cost per -employee-?
      I can't think of a more meaningless metric and business in our country is freakin drowning itself in meaningless metrics. So what it that usefull to compare against? Other industries? Okay, garbage temp services probably have a lower cost per employee, so does that mean MS going to become a clerical temp service? What this kind of thing can get used for is an excuse to cut costs that have future payoff like research. Not that that hasn't all been cut already, but where there's a will...

    11. Re:Pretty high cost by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 4, Funny
      $300k per employee is a high stat, but the typical office worker costs a company $100k-$150k a year when things beyond salary such as the cost of supplying that employee with the office space and supplies needed to do their job, insurance costs, administrative expenses, and other such costs are factored in.

      Often one department in a big company "charges" other departments for accounting purposes. Perhaps the additional cost is the inter-department cost of licensing only Microsoft software.
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    12. Re:Pretty high cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most larger US high tech companies have expenses of more than $250k per employee. This refers to taking the total expenses of the company (which not only includes salaries, but facilities, equipment, IT, benefits, insurance, ... everything) and dividing by the number of the employees.

      Usually the average salary is about 40% of the expense. In this case average employee salary of about $120k. That is probably close.

    13. Re:Pretty high cost by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 5, Informative

      I can believe it. The working conditions for developers at Microsoft are incredibly beyond anything I've personally seen at a company of any size elsewhere.

      I did an interview there back when I was in college. Mind you, I didn't like a one of the people on the team I'd have been working with, but beyond that I was just blown away. Developers in large, comfortable, well-furnished (and, importantly, to their wishes rather than a corporate mold) offices rather than cube farms. Employee cafeterias which blew away any cafeteria or buffet-like restaurant I've ever seen.

      For me, the really painful thing to pass up was the free beverage package. Sure, some of the places I've worked have had something like that. The words don't really describe Microsoft's setup. Imagine a huge wall of soda fridges like you'd see at most gas stations, except on a grander scale -- imagine they have every brand or flavor you've ever heard of, including some you were previously pretty sure they didn't make anymore. Imagine there's one or two of those on every floor on every building.

      You can say a lot about Microsoft's business strategy, ethics, products, etc. But as far as working environment goes, it's hard to beat. They mean to provide an environment that no competitor (as in for hiring their developers away, not as in for the marketplace) can match. I can believe the high price tag.

    14. Re:Pretty high cost by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Of course it includes marketing. Their sales staff are presumably employees just like everyone else.

    15. Re:Pretty high cost by rmarll · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not too high, don't forget they're temps.

    16. Re:Pretty high cost by SoSueMe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "The median expected salary for a typical Programmer III in Seattle, WA, is $73,392."
      Found it here

    17. Re:Pretty high cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be more useful if cost-per-employee were broken down. Cost for employees with salaries from $0-$100k, cost for employees with salaries from $100k-$200k, cost for employees with salaries from $200k-$300k, cost for employees with salaries over $300k.

      I'm guessing Ballmer and Gates are awfully expensive, especially if you add in cost for their security details, and other pricey expenses unique to the uppermost echelon.

    18. Re:Pretty high cost by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are forgetting the cost of the software licences for all that stuff they have installed. Most of that software will be from Redmond, but some will be from SCO (hey, they paid a lot for those licenses so someone must be using something).

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    19. Re:Pretty high cost by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      This is probably the average cost per employee..

      Considering that Mr. Gates, Mr. Balmer, etc.. probably make in excess of a few hundred million each year the cost of the average employee skyrockets as a result.

    20. Re:Pretty high cost by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      That figure includes everything, not just the employee's take-home pay. It includes the cost of (for example) the real estate of a few cubic meters of office space in which to put the employee, part of the cost of a janitor to come every night and clean the employee's area, the cost of having health benefits for that employee, and so on and so forth.

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    21. Re:Pretty high cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Dude, I interviewed there too, and I'm sure we've got some others here who have, as well as some current and/or ex- employees. All I can say is: if you were that impressed with the drinks and food, I feel sorry for you. No, they did not have every flavor I ever heard of, that's your exaggeration. My local 7-11 is ways better, so your "grander scale" description is also BS. The food was okay, but to say that it "blew away any cafeteria" is simply ridiculous -- that is, unless you live on snails out in the woods or something. I mean, come off it. Get out of your bedroom more often and see the real world out there. Or maybe save up some money and take a trip to the city some day...

      And it looks like you missed it: the point of all their free drinks and the food court theme is to keep you THERE and WORKING, as much as possible. No need to go out for lunch (even if a brief change of scenery would be refreshing), nor even a stroll to the corner 7-11 for a soda or Starbucks for a coffee.

    22. Re:Pretty high cost by silentrob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I concur. I've seen the free soda area myself in thier Dallas branch when I was there taking SQL 2000 Clustering training. Thier cafeteria is sweet too.

      Too bad the training sucked. There were problems with it(no printed materials and the lab computers weren't set up at all). We were eventually refunded for the course, mind you, but it was still a wasted trip to Dallas, IMHO.

      Where I worked, everyone had to be clean shaven and wear a suit and tie. Kinda made me jealous when we saw long haired employees wearing t-shirts and shorts.

      I bet it would be sweet to work for Microsoft.

    23. Re:Pretty high cost by killjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Free drinks are great but they don't pay all that well and make you work 60 hour weeks at a minimum.

      I was interviewing there and when I heard that they expected at least 60 hours per week I said No thanks. It's just not worth it for me to spend 60 to 80 hours per week at work no matter how great the cafeteria.

      It might be great for 18 year old kids though.

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    24. Re:Pretty high cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. Since they have windows everywhere, they need to spend a fortune for anti-viral/anti-worm/anti-linux.

    25. Re:Pretty high cost by changa · · Score: 1

      The free soda is always first to go... *Sigh*

      When paper towels are no longer supplied you know the company is in serious trouble.

    26. Re:Pretty high cost by toopc · · Score: 5, Informative
      > Overlycompensated execs do tend to skew stats

      -nod- As is often said, I and Bill Gates make an average of 2 billion a year, each.

      Bill Gates is paid no where near $2 billion a year from Microsoft though. No stock options either. He (and now Balmer) are actually some of the lowest paid CEOs.

      C|Net: Gates, Ballmer get slight pay raises

      CEO Steve Ballmer and Chairman Bill Gates each received $551,667 in pay and $313,447 in bonus last year, up from $547,500 in salary and $205,810 in bonus a year ago.

      While Gates and Ballmer received no stock options, other Microsoft executives did:

    27. Re:Pretty high cost by dnahelix · · Score: 1

      I've heard the average salary at MS is $55/hr.

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    28. Re:Pretty high cost by rshimizu12 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft spends a lot on marketing materials. Quite often when I go to their seminars they will blitz you with worthless material. I have only been to their local office and it seems to be lean operation. But like any large organization they have a large bureauracy.

    29. Re:Pretty high cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is that typical office worker in artificially high rent places like NYC, San Francisco, and DC?

      If so, maybe "outsourcing" just to a cheaper state and city might be a better cost effective move. Even 150 grand seems excessively high. Maybe time to knock down some of the middleman costs on high rise rents? I mean, 150 grand PER employee PER year would PURCHASE each employee a 150 grand house, which in a lot of areas of the nation would be a pretty decent one. Maybe they would be better off one year just doing that, and working out a deal to get fiber to the employees new free homes and use telecommuting better than straight car driving or train riding commuting. Pay it once, done except for taxes and maintenance.

      Do we really have a NEED for high rises all the time now? or can they be somewhat excused as "status" for the corporation, leading to excessive costs, leading them to think they need to outsource labor?

      And THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND per employee per year? That would buy the new house, a new car, another car for the spouse, fiber to the curb, satellite,new cvomputers and fax machine and printer and a boatload of toner and paper, stamps, telephony charges, yada yada, and a years lane rental to the local bowling alley and then some. And that's just one year, what would they spend it on the next year once the house and cars and fivbber was paid for? That extra would more than pay for the entire public school year for those employees kids for that matter.

      Yes, I think a little sane "cost cutting" is in order with Microsoft and some other companies.

      That's just crazy. No wonder they want 189$ for some operating system at full retail. This is the IT age, there is not nearly as much need for traditional commuting as there used to be in that field, cut costs by actually getting away from owning or renting large office buildings as a start. They could lower expenses, increase salaries for all the employees, lower cost of product, and etc.

    30. Re:Pretty high cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work we're lucky if we find Kleenex in the supply room, but usually have to buy it ourselves. Oh well, we DO have a water cooler with instant cold and hot. Sweet!

    31. Re:Pretty high cost by danheskett · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's an utter lie. I defy you to find anyone who is "forced" to work "60 hours a week" minimum at Microsoft.

      Read the developer blogs over at blogs.msdn.com. These people love their jobs, but they all have vibrant social and family lives.

      Maybe 5 or 10 years ago things were different, but I know by e-mail and by longtime friendship several developers across the MS board and NONE work a regular work week more than 40-45 hours. Around shiptime do they work some long hours and short weekends? Yes.

    32. Re:Pretty high cost by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And it looks like you missed it: the point of all their free drinks and the food court theme is to keep you THERE and WORKING, as much as possible. No need to go out for lunch (even if a brief change of scenery would be refreshing), nor even a stroll to the corner 7-11 for a soda or Starbucks for a coffee.

      It looks like you missed the point. I have never worked for or interviewed with (or applied to) Microsoft. However, I've been in the buildings as guests of employees and am long-term friends with employees. They provide (or provided, I've not been in for a while) those things to give people a choice. You could go out for your hour lunch, or you could stay in. If you are on a long support call (most of my friends were in premier support, where they only talked to people with really big contracts, not any pay-per-support), you could toss the caller on hold for a very short period and get anything you needed to keep you going to do what it takes.

      It is unreasonable to tell a customer with a multinational network outage to wait an hour while you took lunch, or call back in to the queue and repeat everything to someone new. It is also unreasonable to have an employee work straight through without breaks. Microsoft found a happy medium.

    33. Re:Pretty high cost by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You would be surpised, my last job I was making 52K a year, but the cost to my company was on the order of 80K per year

      How did you find out/ figure out what your cost to the company was? I'd be interested to know mine.
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    34. Re:Pretty high cost by Kickstart70 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Paper towels!?

      Three jobs ago I work for a VP for complained rather bitterly about the amount of toilet paper we were using. While making sure to look directly at the two women in the office (out of about 15 guys), he warned quite seriously that "theft or overuse" of toilet paper would cause him to restrict what was made available.

      Was very glad to leave that place.

      KS

    35. Re:Pretty high cost by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is a general rule of thumb that with minimal white collar benefits its about a 30-40% increase over your salary, I got mine from a manager who told me under the table..

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    36. Re:Pretty high cost by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>How did you find out/ figure out what your cost to the company was? I'd be interested to know mine.

      Ask your boss. He may just tell you.

      In my company the average per head is $140.

      wbs.

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    37. Re:Pretty high cost by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 5, Funny
      In my company the average per head is $140.

      So how are things in the Bangalore call center?

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    38. Re:Pretty high cost by bit01 · · Score: 1

      M$ financials

      I wouldn't trust these numbers too much. Large, multinational companies have many opportunities to manipulate their accounts for tax and other reasons.

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    39. Re:Pretty high cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .... and are the microsoft blogs a reliable source?

    40. Re:Pretty high cost by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 5, Funny

      Very good. Thank you. We only think in Java here, and this is fine.

      We are currently creating a critical banking application out of parts we're reusing from other customers products, and open source solutions. We decided to skip several key requirements because we don't understand why the users would need them, and implementing them would not allow us to meet our deadline.

      The reused parts, don't exatly fit the remaining requirements, and thus we're modifying the requirments to fit the components.

      Just as long as we get a good build on August 1 all will be well. Thank you.

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    41. Re:Pretty high cost by omicronish · · Score: 1

      I was interviewing there and when I heard that they expected at least 60 hours per week I said No thanks. It's just not worth it for me to spend 60 to 80 hours per week at work no matter how great the cafeteria.

      I'm currently an intern there and only work 40-hour weeks. It really depends on goals that you and/or your manager have set. I was overwhelmed at first but for some reason my goals have turned into relatively easy ones, easy enough that I'm a couple weeks ahead of schedule and could probably slack off (but I won't in order to make a good impression ;) Most offices empty out by around 5 or so.

    42. Re:Pretty high cost by metasyntactic · · Score: 1

      Bollucks. The hours are fantastic. I'm also given a tremendous amount of flexibility with my schedule. As long as I am getting my work done, then there are no qualms with doing things like working 40 hours in 4 days and taking a long vation, or working on a weekend and taking weekdays off, etc.

      Microsoft doesn't care how many hours you work as long as you get your work done on (or ahead of) time. If you can do your workload in 30 or 20 (or hell, 10) hours then that's fine. However, boredom tends to sit in in that case and you usually find interesting things that you can then be doing in the meantime to help out customers.

      Which group did you interview with and what was the interviewers name who told you that 60 hours was expected of you?

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    43. Re:Pretty high cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the blogs are a reliable source. More so then the average slashdotter speculating about life at Microsoft.

      The thing that keeps me working at Microsoft more then anything mentioned here is the flexible work week. I don't always want to go to work at 8 or 9 in the morning. What if I was out with friends or up playing a new game late or one of the kids was up sick half the night? I average 10am but sometimes later. You are far less restricted to when you work at MS than people who work for other companies. I work probably an average of 38 hours a week. I can surpass my goals easily in this time because I am productive for most of it. Other coworkers work closer to 50 hours but they have no family and don't mind spending a few hours surfing during the day and then work later in the evening when others have gone home. If I joined into an online game with coworkers at 5pm to work of some steam I will stay an extra hour to make up for it. That is how it works on most teams here. Sure there are teams or whole groups that are less loose but you don't have to work on them. What other company would have your boss coming in to your office at 4:30 and say "Sorry, didn't mean to get you fragged. Come see me when you are done... by the way what server are you on, any good games." Not many I would guess unless it's a gaming company and your job is tester.

      As for employee cost, between the benefits, the campus facilities like cafeterias, the free shuttle service to buildings and the gym, the fact that each employee has anywhere from 1 to 8 computers depending on their job and countless servers to house the many projects they are all working on and the electricity to keep them running and to keep the office cool (it gets hot with 5 computers, 4 monitors and a window), oh and salaries. Yeah, 300k easily.

    44. Re:Pretty high cost by yuiop · · Score: 1

      Developers in my team (a few floors above yours Cyrus) used to get told 50 hours/week was the minimum when they started. I think it's hard to insist on that now that nobody's going to retire young. Most people work fairly hard, many work very hard, but voluntarily.

    45. Re:Pretty high cost by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      A friend works as a manager at a cleaning services ran an experiment with toiletpaper in businesses. The boss of a finance company asked what they could do to reduce cleaning and maintenance cost. "Install locks on toilet paper dispensers and keep the new rolls in a locked closet" was the answser. Toilet paper use was down 70% the week after, makes you think a bit about your cow-workers doesn't it?

    46. Re:Pretty high cost by killjoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was a few years ago, it was in chicago. I don't remember the guys name (who would?) but he told me minimum 60 hours. I turned down the job. Got a higher paying job two weeks later at a big company working 40 hours and was happy. Boring work but it paid well and had sensible hours.

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    47. Re:Pretty high cost by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates is paid no where near $2 billion a year from Microsoft though. No stock options either. He (and now Balmer) are actually some of the lowest paid CEOs.

      How else is he going to dodge the IRS unless he has low earnings?

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    48. Re:Pretty high cost by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      > $300k per employee is a high stat, but the typical
      > office worker costs a company $100k-$150k a year
      > when things beyond salary such as the cost of
      > supplying that employee with the office space and
      > supplies needed to do their job, insurance costs,
      > administrative expenses, and other such costs are
      > factored in.

      Heck, gimme $150K a year and I'll work at home and buy my own insurance!

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    49. Re:Pretty high cost by goatan · · Score: 1
      Toilet paper use was down 70% the week after, makes you think a bit about your cow-workers doesn't it?

      What that the poor sods couldn't go to the loo.

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    50. Re:Pretty high cost by mt-biker · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates is paid no where near $2 billion a year from Microsoft though. No stock options either. He (and now Balmer) are actually some of the lowest paid CEOs.

      That may be, but I estimate that, via his sale of MSFT stock, he's earned around $5.3 million a day for the last two years.

    51. Re:Pretty high cost by mretallack · · Score: 1

      In my place of work I need to be able to make quotes for how much it will cost for a particular project. You cannot get a real world quote without knowing the overhead rate (how much is cost the company per hour). Just calculated my year rate, wow!!!! I wish I was getting that directly.

    52. Re:Pretty high cost by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > What that the poor sods couldn't go to the loo.

      I think he was inferring that people were stealing entire rolls at a time to take home, not that they were using too much for normal use.

    53. Re:Pretty high cost by ignavus · · Score: 1

      The important thing is not to stop questioning. --Albert Einstein

      Why?

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  3. Knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps Gates knew exactly when the right time to leave was :)

    1. Re:Knew it was coming... by CodeWanker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bill Gates and a small boy were walking through the woods. "It sure is dark and scary in here!" the small boy said. "How do you think I feel?" replied the Bill Gates. "I have to walk back all alone."

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    2. Re:Knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This corresponds with the year Ole Chariman Bill hopped off to pursue "other interests"

      "For instance, Microsoft, the world's most valuable company, declared a profit of $4.5 billion in 1998; when the cost of options awarded that year, plus the change in the value of outstanding options, is deducted, the firm made a loss of $18 billion, according to Smithers."

    3. Re:Knew it was coming... by p4ul13 · · Score: 1
      Comedian: I finally got around to reading the dictionary...turns out the Zebra did it (crowd laughs)
      Homer: I don't get it
      Lisa: Dad, the Zebra didn't do it, its just a word at the end of the dictionary
      Homer: I still don't get it.
      Lisa: It's just a joke
      Homer: Oooh! I get it! I get jokes.. ahahahahahahaha

      I'm having a 'Duh' day. Could somebody please 'splain the parent's Gates joke?

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    4. Re:Knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't become the wealthiest person in the world by being a financial idiot...

    5. Re:Knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joke implies Bill is going to kill the child and leave it in the woods. Hence the solo return. Kinda sick.

    6. Re:Knew it was coming... by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      kid doesn't come out of woods - took me sec also.

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    7. Re:Knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. The phrase "through the woods" implies that the destionation is OUTSIDE of the woods on the other side. Thus the story implies best that Bill will be leaving the kid at the destination at the other side, then making a return trip. Had the story used "into the woods" it would make sense that the kid was going to be left alone (perhaps with the horrible fate you describe).

    8. Re:Knew it was coming... by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      suuuuuuuuuch bullshit. Saying the company lost $18b is saying that the shareholders suffered a combined loss of $18b, which is completely untrue. If you were a shareholder, you would have made your (somewhat smaller) chunk of that $4.5b, not lost money.

    9. Re:Knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the original joke, it's a pedophile bringing a 7-year-old girl into the woods.

    10. Re:Knew it was coming... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps Gates knew exactly when the right time to leave was :)

      He didn't exactly leave, but he could indeed see the writing on the wall. He handed off to Ballmer so that five years from now when Microsoft is a pale shadow of its former self, Bill will be able to say, "See, it wasn't me! This other guy came along and ran the company into the ground. How dare he betray me and murder my child!"

  4. duh! by clester · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    With iPod, Linux, Mac, Firefox, etc. kicking ass it's no wonder.

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    1. Re:duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, and the iPod is competing against what current Microsoft product, exactly?

    2. Re:duh! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 0

      Uh. No.

    3. Re:duh! by hondo77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, and the iPod is competing against what current Microsoft product, exactly?

      That was part of the article's point. Microsoft missed that boat.

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    4. Re:duh! by bigman2003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft's problem is not competition. In most markets, they own a huge share. So Mac's ~5% and Linux's small share are not the problem.

      The problem is that innovation (?) is getting more and more expensive. And in order to keep revenues up, they need to spend huge amounts of money on advertising, etc.

      The low-hanging fruit has been picked, and now they need to go after new markets, new products, and the more difficult dollars.

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    5. Re:duh! by clester · · Score: 1

      exactly.....

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    6. Re:duh! by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 1, Interesting

      iPod = yes
      Firefox = yes
      Mac = no
      Linux = hell no

      where are your statistics coming from?

    7. Re:duh! by raider_red · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Their only real market success has been in Windows and Office. Everything else they've tried has essentially flopped. Take for example their attempts at online services (MSN), financial software (MS Money), and several other lackluster attempts at grabbing new markets. Also, they're starting to lose ground to Linux in corporate servers, and many people are switching to Mozilla variants because of security reasons.

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    8. Re:duh! by One+Louder · · Score: 4, Informative
      One of the problems they face is that Microsoft's primary source of "innovation" (other companies) has dried up because of the "chilling effect" of their dominance.

      It's increasingly tough to get funding for anything truly innovative because the investment community understands that Microsoft will "innovate" the idea into their operating system franchise if it has the potential to be successful.

    9. Re:duh! by bigman2003 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In the past 6 years I've worked on 2 projects that were halted, because the product we were creating was added in to Windows. It's hard to sell a product that duplicates what comes in the OS itself.

      In both cases, our primary competitors sold out to Microsoft. Afterward we all sat around like igits, thinking "why didn't we sell out sooner?"

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    10. Re:duh! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Their only real market success has been in Windows and Office. Everything else they've tried has essentially flopped.

      That's sort of like saying Henry Ford's only success story was the Model T.

    11. Re:duh! by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      "financial software (MS Money)"

      Wasn't there a Slashdot post a few days ago naming MS Money the "winner" in the financial software wars?

    12. Re:duh! by dbarclay10 · · Score: 1
      The problem is that innovation (?) is getting more and more expensive. And in order to keep revenues up, they need to spend huge amounts of money on advertising, etc.

      If by "more and more expensive" you mean "more and more difficult to do without stepping on the cash cow's toes", then you'd be correct. Look at all the medium-sized companies Microsoft has bought out in the past 5-10 years. When was the last time Microsoft themselves came up with an innovative product? I'll give you a hint - it wasn't SQL Server, or Virtual PC, IE, or even its new security stuff. It either bought those technologies wholesale from other companies, or simply built upon what was already done (Netscape in the case of IE).

      These companies were typically well-funded, but they couldn't compare to Microsoft's coffers. They were able to innovate quite well on a decent budget, so can Microsoft. So it's not "more expensive", they just aren't doing it. Why? There could be a lot of reasons. The most often-touted is that Microsoft simply can't be interested in any market where there isn't a half-billion dollars a year in revenue. So they have to wait for an innovator to *create* a market, at which point Microsoft will buy out the biggest player that'll have them and then dominate that particular segment. The most recent one was the purchase of Virtual PC - I'm already seeing it show up in a lot of places. There's also the anti-virus firm they purchased. Neither of these have gotten to the point where they've managed to lock out all the competition - and they may never get that way with the anti-trust lawsuits that seem to constantly harass MS. But *that's* why they don't innovate - not due to some mythical lack of funds.

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    13. Re:duh! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's more as if the only succesful cars Ford ever made were the Model T and the Model A, and every other car they ever made -- every single one -- lost them money, and yet people kept buying Fords and praising the company as the leader of the automotive industry.

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    14. Re:duh! by Tony · · Score: 1

      That's sort of like saying Henry Ford's only success story was the Model T.

      That's kinda the point. If FoMoCo had stopped "innovating" at the Model T, they would have gone the way of Edsel. Similarly, if Microsoft doesn't figure something out soon, they will go the way of... well, IBM, probably, unless corporate pride causes them to go the way of WordPerfect Corp.

      They've used up almost all of their natural resources; companies are not buying computers like they once were. Desktop growth has flattened, and server growth is not promising.

      MS has not shown much talent at diversification. Unlike Ford, which has at least a couple of more recent popular cars to their name, Microsoft hasn't been able to "move into the future," to borrow a marketting phrase.

      I think that is the fear. It's certainly not unexpected.

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    15. Re:duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS is just starting to win the finantial software market. They've bought out all the competition in the SMB market and there isn't many options left for those businesses. All that's left to do is scale those solutions down. Quicken can only last so long against the MS "Integration" machine.

    16. Re:duh! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1, Interesting
      yet people kept buying Fords and praising the company as the leader of the automotive industry

      Oh. I understand now. Microsoft, as a company, is a failure. The huge market share they have on their two primary products and the $60 Billion they have in the basic savings account really obscure the fact that they don't know how to run a business. If I want to start my own business, I should try to emulate all those other companies that used to compete with Microsoft, before they went out of business.

      Don't get me wrong. I hate Microsoft. But, even I have to admit that they are a highly successful company. And, please don't go on about the ethics of the way they do things. I don't like what they do anymore than anyone else.

    17. Re:duh! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They clearly know how to run a business -- nobody's denying that. But the way they run that business is to make two products that pretty much carry the rest of the company, even though those two products, in and of themselves, aren't especially good. The mystery is not what they do, but why everyone else lets them get away with it.

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    18. Re:duh! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Edsel was made by Ford. Anyway, I was searching for a better analogy -- the Model T was not the best. That's because Henry Ford made the Model T into a huge success (millions and millions of Model T's were sold). After the success, he stopped innovating. As I recall the history, from the day the Model T was invented until Henry Ford Died about 20 years later Ford only sold one type of car, the Model T. Read that again. I said twenty years. Can you imagine a company today making the exact same model for twenty consecutive years?

      Remember the famous saying "You can have any color you like, as long as it's black."? That is credited to Henry. He sold one car in one color for twenty years. Even though he popularized the automobile, and for many years, his car was the only one worth buying, his lack of innovation almost ran the Blue Oval into the ground.

      Even with his lack of innovation, his one car totally changed the course of industrial history and led to a huge market shares for his company. It's just that he held on to that one car for far too long.

    19. Re:duh! by Scarblac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft's problem is not competition. In most markets, they own a huge share.

      Their problem is competition, in a way. Has been for years. Competition of older versions of their own product, that is. Windows XP isn't selling as well as they want to, because of the Windows 2000 that people already have and that does what they want.

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    20. Re:duh! by ad0gg · · Score: 1
      In the past 6 years I've worked on 2 projects that were halted, because the product we were creating was added in to Windows. It's hard to sell a product that duplicates what comes in the OS itself.


      All that time and money to develop solitaire?

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    21. Re:duh! by Gear_Media · · Score: 1

      That's sort of like saying Henry Ford's only success story was the Model T. Wasn't it??

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    22. Re:duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the way they run that business is to make two products that pretty much carry the rest of the company...

      Better than just relying on one product, eh?

    23. Re:duh! by willy134 · · Score: 1

      and many people are switching to Mozilla variants because of security reasons.

      I never new microsoft was selling IE. I also do not think it was the killer app that kept windows sales up.

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    24. Re:duh! by jmorris42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Oh. I understand now. Microsoft, as a company, is a failure.

      Exactly. Luck gave them a monopoly on DOS, they were clever and ruthless enough to keep that going through the transition to NT. Office was their other big idea that lead to monopoly #2. But examine their products that they didn't get a monopoly on, none are profitable. Their early success in gaining a monopoly on DOS has twisted their corporate culture such that they don't know how to compete. That is why I call them a failure, because failure is their future unless they can reinvent themselves.

      Lets look at that future a bit shall we? Let us start with their present situation.

      Assets:

      One metric assload of cash.
      Monopoly rents on Windows & Office

      Liabilities:

      Zero friends & allies in their industry, only enemies and slaves.
      Zero prospects for growth at greater than growth in PC sales in a world where PC sales are flat.
      Zero prospects for innovation, having NEVER innovated in the past and a corporate culture built around NOT innovating so as to prevent accidental damage to their monopolies by changing the rules of the game.
      Several money losing divisions that can't be eliminated without scaring Wall Street.

      Now we look to the future. If there is one certainty, it is that OpenOffice.org is going to destroy the revenue stream from MS Office. Whether Microsoft cuts the price on Office or bundles it into Windows to maintain their monopoly, the revenue stream from Office is going to decline faster than most analysts yet realize. Windows on desktops is probably a safe stream for 3-5 years, then it could be at risk as well. With both monopolies at risk where is the upside when assessing future earnings? Today's stock price is Wall Streets best estimate of what earnings will be in the future. For the past couple of years that estimate from the hardest assed green eyeshades money people (Wall Street investors) has been one consistent verdict: FLAT.

      Publicly traded corporations are all about the share price, nothing else matters except dividends and with so many shares in circulation they simply don't have enough revenue now to pay meaningful dividends and revenue isn't going to growing much anymore, and will probably be declining 5 years out. So their future is one of pain. They are way past the size where actual failure is a possibility, yet success and growth is also out of reach so their future is a long drawn out pain until something changes the equation. See IBM in the 80s and 90s.

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    25. Re:duh! by fupeg · · Score: 1
      When was the last time Microsoft themselves came up with an innovative product?
      How about .NET? Yeah I know, they stole a lot from Java, but Java has turned around and borrowed from .NET (see generics, metadata, foreach etc. in JDK 1.5.) Their web services tools have definitely inspired stuff like Apache Axis and BEA's workbench. One can also argue that Java Server Faces is really just ASP.NET Web Forms.

      Of course nothing is ever truly original, but .NET is certainly much more innovative than anything else MS has done in the last five years. There is an obvious reason for this, they were willing to break with backwards compatibility. VB/ASP were broken by VB.NET/ASP.NET. Of course Windows still supports ASP and VB still compiles and runs under its own runtime, but it still took a break from these older technologies for MS to come up with something that was relatively innovative.
    26. Re:duh! by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Of course nothing is ever truly original, but .NET is certainly much more innovative than anything else MS has done in the last five years.

      Is that really saying much? I don't pay a lot of attention to MS development anymore, but I've been subjected to the .NET buzzword for years as some incredible, overarching, be-all, end-all, and cure-all for everything under the Sun (pun intended). From what I've read, it sounds like another VM. All the .NET fanatics may now attack and correct me.

    27. Re:duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your dates are wrong. Production of the
      Model 'T' ceased in May, 1927, after something
      near 20 years of production. Next came a long
      production run of the Model 'A' and variants.
      Henry Ford died in April, 1947.

    28. Re:duh! by metamatic · · Score: 1

      The problem is, those who cooperate with Microsoft get shafted too. The typical process goes like this:

      1. Company signs agreement with Microsoft to cross-license technology.
      2. Microsoft takes technology and incorporates it into Windows, gives it away for free, bundled.
      3. Company has no revenue, goes bust.
      4. Microsoft ejects husk of dead company, keeps technology.

      It happened to Vivo. It happened to L+H. It almost happened to Real, except they had secretly been working on G2 and hadn't licensed that. If Kodak had been a small company, it would have happened to them too.

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    29. Re:duh! by bfg9000 · · Score: 1

      Who does MS think they are, *APPLE*?

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    30. Re:duh! by Tony · · Score: 1

      True. But, consider the times. Gearing up a production line for a new product was expensive. In general, most companies produced one product for many, many years. That's just the way it was.

      (I forgot Esdel was produced by Ford. *sigh*)

      The times are different. "Innovation" at that point often took years. These days, a production line can be rapidly reconfigured to produce just about any kind of car.

      I do get your point, though. I guess I was just being pedantic.

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  5. troll fest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    this article will be a troll fest. this post is a prime example. MICROSOFT SUCKS MICROSOFT SUCKS MICROSOFT SUCKS

    1. Re:troll fest by tatsu69 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You suck at trolling and even starting a troll... You have to do it right.

      I use Microsoft everyday and love it. I want Bill Gates to have my baby and Linux sucks.

    2. Re:troll fest by 2starr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Maybe, but it's so fun to say, isn't it? :-)

      By the way: MICROSOFT SUCKS

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    3. Re:troll fest by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      If you're going to teach Trolling 101, at least remember to put the '$' in MICRO$OFT SUCKS!

      You want to be an example for the young trolls everywhere? No wonder our schools are performing so badly!

    4. Re:troll fest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled MICROS~1

  6. But why? by jdhutchins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do they need to cut a billion in expenses? Sure, they spend a lot of money, but they are making a profit, and I'll bet a billion out of their yearly profit is a drop in the bucket.

    I know, I know, it's big business and stock price, but still, it's not like they're running out of money.

    1. Re:But why? by DragonPup · · Score: 1

      Hearing, "We'll cut $1 billion in expenses!" makes investors happy.

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    2. Re:But why? by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      Unless that billion can be deducted somehow on quarterlies, or it can end up giving them some benefit I don't see why a billion in any circumstance could be a drop in any companies' bucket.

    3. Re:But why? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      but still, it's not like they're running out of money

      When you make a shiatload of money, it's only natural to want to make even more money.

    4. Re:But why? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I know, I know, it's big business and stock price, but still, it's not like they're running out of money.

      You are correct. Even if your company makes money, Wall Street look at the rate of revenue and income increase. Wall Street also sees the $50 or $60 Billion in cash that Microsoft has and asks "Hey, where are our dividends on the stock?" A $0.16 per share dividend isn't much when you have $60 Billion in the bank.

    5. Re:But why? by ultrasonik · · Score: 1

      Accoding to the article MS has $17 billion of expences each year. Trimming off $1 billion of those doesn't sound like such a bad idea. After all, A billion saved is a billion earned, so the saying goes (adjusted for inflation).

    6. Re:But why? by daveo0331 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Microsoft made almost $10 billion in profits last year. If they can cut $1 billion in expenses, they will be making 10% more profits assuming they don't hurt their revenues in the process. Since investors tend to look at price/earnings ratios when deciding what a stock is worth, we might expect a 10% increase in profits to translate into a 10% increase in stock price. If you own large quantities of Microsoft stock options (as I'm sure everyone in Microsoft senior management does), you'll make a lot of money if the stock price goes up 10%.

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    7. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stock price is a reflection of how the owners of the company feel about it. Stock price is up the owners are happy, stock price is down the owners are unhappy.
      Wall street is all about growth why do you think all those .COMs that never made a profit still had their stock price shoot up. There is that saying "If you're not growing you're dying." Now that its more expensive to grow the company, they need to cut costs to preserve profits.

    8. Re:But why? by afabbro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because wasting money is never a good idea, no matter how rich you are.

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    9. Re:But why? by GICodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      If they trim the fat now, they can later concentrate that money back into the more promising divisions in hope of spurring new innovations.

    10. Re:But why? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      A billion saved is a billion earned

      To paraphrase the late US Senator Everett Dirksen -- "A Billion here and a Billion there, pretty soon, you are talking about some real money."

    11. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the point where Microsoft investors figure out just how diluted Microsoft stock has really become. If I read the numbers right, they have 11 Billion shares outstanding. Which means that, after 30 years of doing business, they have only made about $6 per share (which costs $27.89).

      This is the problem with companies not giving dividends - it really distorts the amount of money they are making, and distorts the purpose of the company. Microsoft wants to hoard the money so it looks better on paper, rather than give the owners of the company their profits, which will reveal that wild investing in disparate projects which make no money but undermine competitors does not do much to shareholder value.

      This is part of the problem with option-granting programs - it dilutes the stock significantly. When companies give dividends this is more obvious (hey! my dividend went down this year!). When they don't, the stock price is a lot less attached to reality.

      It's kind of interesting how much of Microsoft's quarterly revenue comes from investments rather than direct earnings.

      I'm not saying they aren't a strong company - they are. However, their stock price is WAY over what it should be, and their performance-per-overpriced share isn't what it should be, either. Their large bank account has helped justify their stock price while spending rediculous amounts of money keeping the competition away.

    12. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are mostly correct but I can tell exactly why MS has such a paltry dividend given their pile of cash.

      Dividends are taxed as income, capital gains are taxed at a seperate capital gains tax.

      MS's largest shareholder, Mr. Gates, pays the highest personal income tax rate (35.6% I believe) he also pays a 35% (again I think) cap gains tax on sale of stock. The effective tax rate on capital gains is even lower because it can be deferred until the stock is sold.

      As a result Mr. Gates gets FAR better tax treatment if the stock does not pay a dividend and he takes loans against the value of his equity.

      This trick isn't limited to MS, you'll see a pattern of low dividends in all companies that have one or two very large shareholders.

      P.S. - In perfect financial markets (no transaction costs, no taxes, etc) there is no difference between dividends and capital gains. In reality the imperfections of the market do warp the decision to pay a dividend. But the point is Wall st. doesn't "wonder where the dividend is" it just prices the stock accordingly.

    13. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do they need to cut a billion in expenses?

      Because they are looking at revenue projections that are lousy compared to their history. They want to sustain growth in profits. Doing that by cutting costs is not sustainable. Simply put, your costs are finite. In theory, you can drive them arbitrarily close to zero. But that's as far as they will go. And each incremental cut in costs gets harder after a point. I wonder if his message is a warning to the troops.

    14. Re:But why? by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 1
      Yeah,

      It's all perception, particularly Wall Street and the stock holders.

      On one hand, how much more can M$ grow? Not all that much, and really, there is a greater likelihood of M$ losing market share than gaining more at this point.

      On the other hand, M$ own business practices have had more to do with killing innovation than any single other factor.

      On the gripping hand, cutting costs is something Microsoft can do, and something they pretty much must do in order to ensure that perceptions on The Street and in the minds of shareholders don't change too significantly.

      At least until they decide to realize a key fact:

      Innovation and Financial Responsibility are not inversely proportional to each other, only your core business decisions are creating that appearance.
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    15. Re:But why? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      You're obviously not rich. The trick to wasting money is called "tax writeoff".

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    16. Re:But why? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      MS may need the cash for campaign contributions.

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    17. Re:But why? by tekunokurato · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Insightful?? What? You divide the cash earnings this year by the number of shares, factor in a market growth rate discounted for the cost of capital, and add in the $60b of cash (which soaks up $7 or so of the stock price right there) and you pay for the stock easily (with maybe a little up or downside depending on what you think growth will be).

      Why are you using the historical income to value the stock?

      I'll give you $5 every day, starting today, if you pay me $25 for it. Tomorrow morning, you will have spent $25 and only made $5 back. Are you saying you're getting screwed? It doesn't take a genius to figure it out, man. Investments are what make our economy go around, and what drive the development and proliferation of the technologies that improve our quality of life. You, my friend, are an idiot.

    18. Re:But why? by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      Oh, and by the way, if you think their stock is really in for a crash, then please be my guest and short it. No, really. Buy some put options or something, and see how well you do.

    19. Re:But why? by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      Just a reminder--remember your tax rates. Since the company is profitable and doesn't have any deferred tax assets, that $1 of extra bottom-line goodness will be taxed at roughly 35% and they'll only make $750mmm (so extra 7.5%). Good point, though--the financial analysis most people conduct here on slashdot is pathetic.

    20. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is part of the problem with option-granting programs - it dilutes the stock significantly. ..uhhh, IANACPA but no, if employee options dilute the stock, isn't that because the company is just printing up new options for employees instead of issuing them options from the same pool the investors are buying from?

    21. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're missing the point. They've NEVER issued a dividend, and after 30 years they have only made, TOTAL, $6 per share.

      Let's assume, just for a moment, that Microsoft has the potential in the future to make as much as it has in the past (I doubt this highly, but let's go with it). Let's also say that they spent their first 15 years in "growth mode", so they really made their $6 per share in the last 15 years. That means it will take at least 60 years for it to earn it's share price.

      If you think that Microsoft is going to take off again and all-of-a-sudden go back into boom mode, by all means, it would be a great stock. But the fact that after 30 years it has only netted $6 per share for a $27/share stock, I think you're putting your money in the wrong place. Microsoft is way over-diluted, which is one of the ways they made such a large cash position.

    22. Re:But why? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Your life time earnings look about right, although that statistic would be jsut as true (if not worse for most software comapnies). Keep in mind that Wall St looks forward not backward and has basically two models for how a company is operating value and growth. The value companies are generally companies that aren't growing earnings and are valued based on some accepted discount of the future stream of earnings (or dividends) (usually P/Es of 10x current EPS, so a company with a $1 in EPS would be worth $10). Dividend yields are usally in the >3% range for straight value companies.
      The second model is growth companies, in that case management's job is to sell the prospects of future growth and allow optimists to expect EPS to increase at a rapid rate. If successful you can get away with anything from 20-50x EPS (normally) usually the P/E can get to about twice the expected growth rate. What is affecting Microsoft is that they are moving from a growth company to a value company.
      The dilution is a big reason MS is switching to stock grants, you give away fewer shares with more value attached to each share (ie rather than an option with market value of say $5-$10 you give 1/2 as many shares with a market value of $27ish).
      You seem to have grasped one of the more difficult lessons most lay investors have to learn, that a good investment results in finding disparity between the actual prospects of a company and the percieved prospects of a company, not just investing in the most successful companies.
      Although I do feel the need to point out that none of MS revenues come from investments, revenues come from products that are sold, only payroll companies and banks record investment income as revenues. MS got about 10% of their income from investment income and gains over the past 6 years.

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    23. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      I got out of the stock market quite a while ago when I finally got it through my head that noone in the stock market invests reasonably. It has become one giant lottery. I decided a better use for the money would be to start my own business.

      In a real market, stock prices would be driven based on the amount of dividends they were expected to produce, with the exception of brand-new companies who were still in growth mode. However, most of the value of businesses have gone out of them by the time they hit the stock market, and riding price waves as opposed to buying fundamentally sound businesses with expectations of dividends has basically made the market unsound. Perhaps other sectors are more sound, but I try to stick to what I know. And tech stocks are not sound.

    24. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "isn't that because the company is just printing up new options for employees instead of issuing them options from the same pool the investors are buying from?"

      True, but that is the way most option programs are run - in fact, that is the reason most companies do option programs rather than stock granting programs.

    25. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "What is affecting Microsoft is that they are moving from a growth company to a value company."

      IMO, the real problem is that they should have moved from a growth company to a value company about 10 years ago or more.

    26. Re:But why? by tekunokurato · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, you understand that is what investing is, right? Giving money to someone now and hoping you'll get it back later? Investors gave microsoft money and expect it back eventually. Now that Microsoft is throwing off $1b in cash every month, it won't take that long. The payback is within sight. They don't NEED to go into boom mode on anything, because the market (made up of reasonably intelligent investors) confirms what I'm saying here: that $1b a month at some expected growth rate is the annuity required to pay back a $27 investment, including the cost of capital.

      Have you never put money or time into something knowing that you'll get it back in spades later?

      Look, I'm not saying that Microsoft will necessarily outperform the market. Hell, I certainly don't think it will outperform the tech market over the next ten years. But it's a pretty fucking stable stock, and if all you're saying is "I think MS has future prospects so poor that it will fail to make even half of $27 per share on a discounted cash flow basis," I think you'll be proven wrong.

    27. Re:But why? by sphealey · · Score: 2, Informative
      You're missing the point. They've NEVER issued a dividend, and after 30 years they have only made, TOTAL, $6 per share.
      Microsoft have been paying quarterly dividends for about 2 years now. Not much, but they are making a cash payout.

      sPh

    28. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're obviously not rich either.

    29. Re:But why? by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      That's complete bull. The drastic expansion in the world marketplace opens up huge new populations that complete justify the increase in average p/e ratios (therefore assumed growth rates). There is increased cyclicty, too, because of the pace of information. But don't accuse the market of not working, just of being unpredictable.

      Gambling? Sure--the activly traded security market is more efficient than ever. Nearly all publicly available information is taken into account in every security's price, and so movements nowadays are caused by unpredictable, or nearly unpredictable, events in business, macroeconomics, etc. But that's not to say that the market doesn't work, just that you may not be able to beat it without luck.

    30. Re:But why? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      isnt it really funny how many geeks can do double integration... diff eq and linear programming cant do the simple addition, subtraction multiplication and division required in business math?

      btw - i agree with you - msft's nubers absolutely, positively do NOT justify its per share price.

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    31. Re:But why? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 4, Informative

      after 30 years of doing business, they have only made about $6 per share (which costs $27.89).

      Actually, you don't read it right. Microsoft's stock has split 9 times, and 1 share in 1987 would give you 288 today. The value of one share on Sept 18, 1987 was $114.50, and the value of one share on Feb 14, 2003 was $24.96. Given that you would have 288 shares, your beginning value of $114.50 would have ended up at $7,188.48.

      A quick trip to CNNMoney's Financial Calculator will tell you that's an annualized rate of return of 44%. The historical average of the DOW Jones is about 10%, the S&P 500 12%, and the NASDAQ about 14%. I'd say MSFT would have been a worthwhile investment until February of 2003.

      MSFT's P/E is 40.76, while the S&P 500 is 19.4, definitely a much higher price to earnings. However, Microsoft was traditionally a growth stock, not a dividend payer.

      Conclusion - MSFT may not be a great stock to own now, but it was a great stock to own for 16 years or more.

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    32. Re:But why? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      a general rule of thumb is: A company should trade at a PE of its bottoms line growth (expressed as a percentage).

      so, a company trading at 15PE, should be giving you 15% bottom line growth/year.

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    33. Re:But why? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      wrong, wrong, wrong....

      cap gains is taxed at your highest tax bracket if the security is held 1 year. If you hold a security 1 year+1 day, you are taxed at long-term capital gains rate, which i believe is 15%.

      and, thanks to our pal dumbya, dividends are now taxed much lower than before... definitely not at nominal tax bracket.

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    34. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may come as shock to you but the president doesn't pass laws. Your pal in the senate, kerry, does.

      It's called civics look into it.

    35. Re:But why? by tzanger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They've NEVER issued a dividend, and after 30 years they have only made, TOTAL, $6 per share.

      Are you accounting for stock splits over those 30 years?

    36. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "Have you never put money or time into something knowing that you'll get it back in spades later?"

      Yes, that's why I run my own business. The difference is that I don't see the Microsoft investment coming back in spades later.

      "But it's a pretty fucking stable stock, and if all you're saying is "I think MS has future prospects so poor that it will fail to make even half of $27 per share on a discounted cash flow basis," I think you'll be proven wrong."

      That is what I'm saying. Time will tell.

    37. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Actually, you don't read it right. Microsoft's stock has split 9 times, and 1 share in 1987 would give you 288 today. The value of one share on Sept 18, 1987 was $114.50, and the value of one share on Feb 14, 2003 was $24.96. Given that you would have 288 shares, your beginning value of $114.50 would have ended up at $7,188.48."

      I agree with you that Microsoft used to be a great stock to own. I would also agree that, if Microsoft could persue the same growth that it has over the past 30 years, it would also be a great stock.

      My contention is simply that Microsoft will not see the growth it had in the past, and therefore its _current_ stock price is unjustifiable.

      "Conclusion - MSFT may not be a great stock to own now, but it was a great stock to own for 16 years or more."

      I agree with that wholeheartedly.

    38. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inasmuch as the share price reflects stock splits, I believe he has.

    39. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm talking about a share you buy today. I think some people mistook what I was saying and thought I was saying that if you bought MSFT a loooong time ago, you weren't making money.

      What I was saying is that Microsoft has so diluted it's stock that 1 share of today's $27 MSFT stock has only reaped $6 in its lifetime. If you bought a share a long time ago, you did quite well. My contention is that Microsoft does not have the future potential that it had in the past, so it's unlikely that the share of stock that has only made $6 in its lifetime will be able to make much more than that in the future.

    40. Re:But why? by furchin · · Score: 1

      The amount of cash in the bank is not the only money Microsoft has made. They have also bought a lot of other companies, invested in intellectual property, and made lucrative deals. To figure out how much money they've made in 24 years (not 30, mind you), you need to take in the net worth of all their assets and not only the cash they have. Sell all of their software rights (billions right there), sell the companies they own, sell the buildings they have, sell the office chairs, desks, filing cabinets and computers, and sell their patent portfolio (worth billions if not trillions).

      Microsoft has made more than $60 billion in 24 years.

    41. Re:But why? by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? I was pretty sure that the book value took into account most of these things. Maybe not.

    42. Re:But why? by rajafarian · · Score: 1

      ... spurring new innovations?

      ROFL

      HA HA HA HA

    43. Re:But why? by cens0r · · Score: 1

      the senate can't pass all the laws they want, but if they don't have a super majority it takes the president's signature to pass it. Maybe you should look into the civics?

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    44. Re:But why? by bobllama · · Score: 3, Informative

      Please tell me you are kidding - I'm no MSFT fan, but let's take a look up and down the balance sheet shall we?

      According to MSFT's last balance sheet filing (3/31/04), they had current assets of 65 Billion. Now these are things that reasonably can be turned to cash if the need arose in fairly short order. So based on just that number, yes, they have about $6/share. However, the company also has about 25 Billion more in Long term assets (the building(s) they own, any longer term investments, etc).

      Now balanced against that is about 19 Billion in liabilities, showing that the net assets of the company is about 70 Billion (also known as shareholder equity).

      However, even using that value is a really bad idea for valuation. Unlike manufacturing companies, MSFT can't actually put its biggest asset on the balance sheet - it's intellectual property! GAAP say that only IP that is BOUGHT can be put on the balance sheet, and that which is internally developed cannot - take a look, and MSFT only has 600 MM in intangible assets. This means that the IP value of Windows, Office, etc, etc, etc, is nowhere on the sheet. Now, however much we may agree that they don't make the greatest software, you'd be hard pressed to find someone who thinks that having all that IP isn't worth some major bucks. Add all that back in, and the cost of MSFT stock doesn't look that bad at all. After all, do you think everyone who owns the stock is stupid?

      Disclaimer- I do not own any MSFT stock, nor do I plan to buy any in the near future - index funds rock!

    45. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and to even get that 28 bucks a share, they would have to find thousands of suckers on the same day to pony up all that cash and buy the shares. Right now, I doubt that would happen. Maybe at 2$ a share they could sell all of them, but not at 28$. So even then, that 28 dollar figure an inflated estimate of their real worth.

      Same as the worth of the entire stock market in general, it's inflated 10 to 100 times it's actual worth because it's run primarily like a gambling joint,for the gamblers, not a market to fund companies anymore.

    46. Re:But why? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I missed the point you were trying to make earlier. Check this page out when you get a chance though. MSFT's market cap is 298.37B, and has 10.79B shares outstanding, giving them a relative value of $27.65/share... so they're trading right about in line with the share value. They've got a forward P/E of around 20... still slightly higher than the SP& 500.

      All that means is they're not a horrible buy if you're investing on numbers alone. Understanding the technology sector and specifically MSFT a bit, I agree that it would be a horrible buy now and in the near future.


      One of the problems with companies with growing/large market caps is they lose the ability to grow fast... the old analogy about a speed boat turning vs. a battleship fits. They're just way to big to make any quick moves in the technology sector, and I think they're only chance is to keep force-feeding people Windows and Office, two of my least favorite products.

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    47. Re:But why? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      He makes a good point from a value side of investing. I like the distinction that both growth and value investors are concerned with P/E ratios. Value investors are concerned with the P (or price they pay for earnings). Growth investors are concernd with the E (or future E prospects). Niether side is entirely correct, and both can be good frameworks for understanding a very complex set of information.
      The grandparents point is effectively that MS is still too expensive for most value investors to consider (look at a company like Borland (or a fiber company three years ago) for something that is closer to their crackers and mustard), but MS is suffering from the oft incorrectly cited rule of large numbers that makes it difficult to continue to excite growth investors. This suggests a considerable amount of pain is due for shareholders before folk like Buffet are interested in the company, if growth investors decide it is far too staid for their portfolios.

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    48. Re:But why? by Tlosk · · Score: 1

      Your comment reminds me of that scene in Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield where the business prof is explaining how things should work, and there's no room for bribes kickbacks etc in a legitimate business, then asks where to build, and Rodney says, How about fantasy land?

      Yes the stated motive for investing is to get a return from profits. But if you look in the real world, the people that make big money make it from gains in stock price, not dividends.

      And where does that money come from? From the lower tier investers that end up losing money.

      The parents comments are spot on. You can invest in Microsoft in the hopes that the share price will get inflated even more, but don't pretend you'll be getting your money back plus some from actual revenue generation lol.

    49. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what you say is true for mom and pop if you think the market is clean. If you know it's not, and if you know that most of the unpredictable behavior is a sham and a mirage, and is more driven by extremely sophisticated insider trading,large volume program trading done in conjunction and collusion with the central bankers, and various high level bribes that only "you" as an insider working through a daisy chain of shell corporations will know in advance,then yes it's great for you as a high level insider, but no, it is a dismal insane risk and not a good idea right now for mom and pop investor. In fact, they are about to get re-hosed sometime soon, after the first hosing in the late 90s, except this time it will be a significant hosing, the late 90s was just mass stupidity and greed. This time it's planned as a mass hosing. It will make the 29-34 years look like a lemonade stand stickup.

      A better idea for mom and pop now is to take whatever equity they have,if they can turn a profit easily by selling, then downsize into something good enough but smaller and cheaper. Only hit energy and defense, ignore government paper, and put a significant chunk into the hard and shiny, then sit tight and wait for the bargains.

    50. Re:But why? by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      That's completely untrue in two respects.

      First, you say that people don't make money off dividends. There are trillions of dollars invested in the US in safe stocks and bonds by everyone from banks to insurance companies to mutual funds to companies like microsoft, and also a smaller amount by individual investors. These are people who need value and who have no room for tremendous drops in a security's price except in the rare occasion that they plan on holding a bond to maturity. Get that? Trillions. That's a lot of dollars, my friend.

      Second, you say that people who make big money by big gains in stock prices make it at the expense of "lower tier" investors. I don't know exactly what you mean by that, but the stock market is not a zero sum game. If we both own shares of a company and it goes up, you're not making money at my expense. That's a pretty poor argument. If you mean money made at the expense of defrauded investors by the people who commit fraud, that's different, and it's a crime, and it'll have to stop or come to a head eventually.

    51. Re:But why? by drawfour · · Score: 2, Informative

      Correction: Microsoft has paid dividends twice in the past year and a half. The first dividend was paid Feb 19, 2003 (one day after the Feb 18 2:1 split), and was 8 cents a share (16 cents a share pre-split). The second one was Oct 15, 2003, and was 16 cents per share.

      At 10-11 billion shares outstanding, the first payout was $800-880M, and the second payout was 1.6-1.76B.

      You can verify these claims here (dividends) and here (outstanding shares).

    52. Re:But why? by nyseal · · Score: 1

      Generally speaking, most investors want stable but VIABLE stock options. I don't believe that most baby boomers on the verge of retirement will invest in stock options that remain stable; especially if they're willing to invest at that time. On a side note: that's who the big investors are nowadays, besides other big businesses.

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  7. mid-life crisis by Coneasfast · · Score: 5, Funny

    i think steve ballmer reached his mid-life crisis long ago.

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    1. Re:mid-life crisis by selderrr · · Score: 2, Funny


      you're confusing midlife crisis with puberty :-)

      Then again, midlife crisis is something associated with family life, which we nerds are ... um.. not hindered by ?

    2. Re:mid-life crisis by RonXX · · Score: 2, Funny

      "i have four words for you! 'I love this company, YESSSS'" -Steve ballmer when you cant count the number of words correctly, can you be expected to make things to work well?

    3. Re:mid-life crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man I've been looking for that for years (since my last format)! Thanks!

    4. Re:mid-life crisis by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Horse, meet stick. *whack, whack, whack*

    5. Re:mid-life crisis by chadjg · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, does this mean that Win XP 2006 will get a Harley and start humping BeOS behind Ballmer's back?

      going to hell now...

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      Why do I have this? I don't smoke.
    6. Re:mid-life crisis by RobKow · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since when was necrophillia associated with mid-life crises?

    7. Re:mid-life crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most disturbing thing I have seen since the Gest-Minelli wedding.

    8. Re:mid-life crisis by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mid life crisis is exactly the right term. Please look at the following template, and see if it fits Microsoft.

      When a man reaches 40 or thereabouts, they suddenly realize their mortality. They suddenly realize that all those dreams they had and plans they made in their twenties are not going to happen. They aren't going to be able to build all of the software libraries they were imagining even in their early thirties. Furthermore, they find that the number of times per week that they have sex is less than the timer per DAY when they were ninteen.

      Usually, this results in: the sudden need for a boyfriend/girlfriend that is half their age. The kind of toys that they wanted at age 20 (usually a certian kind of mp3 player, 3D graphics card, or sportscar). I remember a dear friend describing the waitress he was dating, and one of the plus points was "well, she's at least almost half my age!".



      Different people have different views on what follows. I'll express my own view. This is highly personal. And not all people agree. I perceive that part of the issue is whether you have your eyes focused on this life or the next one. Since my real hope lies in what is to come, and not is what is present, I have not had, and don't expect to have a midlife crisis. Someone said something like: "where your stock options are, there your heart will be also.". Although I don't want to hasten the event, I'm ready to go, and frequently think about it.



      Back to the subject. So does this sudden middle age realization of ones own mortality seem to fit Microsoft? In other words, they might have as many years still ahead, as they have behind them, but suddenly, there is the realization.

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    9. Re:mid-life crisis by selderrr · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about microsoft. I was talking about Balmer running around a stage, screaming like a monkey on steroids, sweat stains all over his shirt, trying to make an impression to the audience, but generaly making a fool of himself. Angry at things that he shouldn't be, overjoyed on stuff that he shouldn't be, a complete disproportional view on himself. basically, something that you want to turn off (or at least the volume down). dude, if you have 16year olds in the house, you recognise puberty a mile away with your eyes closed .

    10. Re:mid-life crisis by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1

      Hands down the funniest geek joke I've read in quite some time. Congrats.

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    11. Re:mid-life crisis by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

      Holy shit was that funny geek joke. I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a while.

    12. Re:mid-life crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, they find that the number of times per week that they have sex is less than the timer per DAY when they were ninteen.

      Phew! Looks like I'm immune to that phenomenon then.

    13. Re:mid-life crisis by kfg · · Score: 1

      The kind of toys that they wanted at age 20 (usually a certian kind of mp3 player, 3D graphics card, or sportscar).

      Dude, nobody who's 40 or over ever lusted for an mp3 player or 3D graphics card when they were 20.

      As per your own situation, watch yourself, people who rely on faith to get them through usually find that their midlife crisis is sparked by their midlife crisis in faith. You may not believe it's coming now, but odds are it will. Even the Biblical fathers had them. If you accept that and prepare for it now you can come out the other side with a truely mature faith instead of the rather childlike one you have now.

      Dona nobis pacem, brother.

      KFG

    14. Re:mid-life crisis by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Or Paedophelia?

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      'till the end of all beings punched right through the ice
    15. Re:mid-life crisis by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You don't seem to understand the syndrome very well here.

      Young men know they're mortal. It's just that their hormone-addled brains don't allow them to care much about it.

      I'm in my early 40s. When I was in my 20s, there were no 3D graphics cards for the consumer market, nor were there MP3 players. These were ipso facto not things I wanted. And I had a sports car back then. It was a tad beyond my income, but I determined, correctly as it turned out, that practical considerations would mean I'd never have another opportunity to own one.

      The typical dream of most young men is not to build some kind of killer software library. It has more to do with changing the world in a meaningful way. This typically requires a hardware-based solution.

      The difference between the sex you get when you're 40 and the sex you get when you're 19 is that when you're 40 it involved another person. This is way better even if it's (of necessity) less frequent. You're just going to have to take my word for it if you don't know this from personal experience.

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      And the brethren went away edified.
    16. Re:mid-life crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0==0

      Anyone worry about the "sex"-part? I don't.

    17. Re:mid-life crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I perceive that part of the issue is whether you have your eyes focused on this life or the next one. Since my real hope lies in what is to come, and not is what is present, I have not had, and don't expect to have a midlife crisis.

      Just out of curiosity, what are you expecting to come?

    18. Re:mid-life crisis by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      "Insightful?" I suppose parts it are, but I'd intended it as humor. Now that I read it over I see it's not very funny, so I'll take what I can get though.

      It's far too dry. I needed to add the verbal equivalent of an arrow-through-the-head thingie or something.

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      And the brethren went away edified.
    19. Re:mid-life crisis by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

      Toys: the point is that one undergoing the midlife crisis must have toys that a 20 year old wants, more out of hormones than common sense. Not just any car will do, it must be this certian kind. Not just any video card, or even 3D card will do, etc.

      Change the world: the killer software library I mention is a specific example of "change the world". I probably should have expressed the general. Again, in the toys, I expressed specifics rather then being general. Hardware, Software or even things unrelated to computers can be the focus of ones dream to change the world.

      Perhaps this is another item to list. The realization that you are not going to change the world is part of the crisis.

      Sex: I agree with your remarks. The quality is much better, but you still tend to want the frequency. Depending upon situation, at age 40 you probably have one partner with which you are familiar (and is familiar with you) rather than constantly partner shopping. You therefore learn what works best with this other person.

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      Those who would give up liberty in exchange for security and DRM should switch to Microsoft Palladium!
    20. Re:mid-life crisis by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

      I had my crisis of faith in the 30's. But did not have a coincidental midlife crisis. Now my faith is genuine in a way it was not back in, say, the 20's. I did not state enough about it in a brief paragraph for you to assume it is childlike.

      As for toys, I'm talking about toys that are perceived associated with hormone driven twentysomethings. Not necessarily actual toys you wanted.

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      Those who would give up liberty in exchange for security and DRM should switch to Microsoft Palladium!
    21. Re:mid-life crisis by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      Back to the subject. So does this sudden middle age realization of ones own mortality seem to fit Microsoft? In other words, they might have as many years still ahead, as they have behind them, but suddenly, there is the realization.
      I was talking to a classicist friend of mine a while back about the durablility of institutions. He pointed out that the "big corporations" of the Roman Empire (the shipping companies of Ostia) have been gone for many centuries now.

      So rest assured: all things in this life are mortal, even Microsoft.
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      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
  8. be careful by krray · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...or you may just be holding microstock and the one left holding the bag...

    My stock and desktop GUI is now in Apple. And who doesn't love a cute penguin?

    1. Re:be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly doubt there is much to worry about. As much as I dislike MS, they aren't going anywhere in the near future. Granted MS may tumble and fall - and how could they not considering the pedistle they're on - but it's going to be a long drop that will be slow and drawn out over years.

    2. Re:be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, you put stock in APPLE? Who is your broker, a 12 year old girl with Downs syndrome?

    3. Re:be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who doesn't love a cute penguin?

      Apparently the Yeti

    4. Re:be careful by javaxman · · Score: 1
      That's a cute platypus devil named Hexley, actually.

      And he is a damn cute little bugger, too, ain't he?

  9. Gotta innovate, not replace by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft's major problem is that it's been a long time since they've released a totally new line of products that has been sucessful. Aside from Open Source, Microsoft also has to compete with its own prior versions... Why does somebody who has Windows 2000 need Windows XP? Why does somebody who has Office 2000 need Office XP?...

    1. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why does somebody who has Windows 2000 need Windows XP?

      Twice the eye candy, and its so much more powerful, you get to reboot twice as often.

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    2. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does somebody who has Office 2000 need Office XP?

      Just you wait until they introduce the OpenGL (I'm sorry, DirectX) version of Clippy! Then we'll all have a reason to upgrade.

    3. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by pavon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. And it is not just Microsoft - it is a general weakness in the shrink-wrapped software business model. In that model you depend on sales of the previous version to fund additional features for the next version which in turn drives sales, and the cycle continues. The problem is that at some point your product becomes mature, and you have already implemented 90% of the features that 90% of the people want. Now there is still alot of potential functionality to be added but, each feature will appeal to only a small audience. Therefore even though you may have done as much work between versions 5 and 6 as you did between 2 and 3, you have deminishing returns on the number of purchases. Lastly, ever since the dot-com boom ended the number of first-time purchases (as opposed to upgrades) has been going down dramatically as well, so you are much more dependent on upgrades sales, which we just determined will also go down with time.

      So basically the shrinkwrapped software business model sucks for mature software. Unless you can keep improving the software in a way that appeals to a large number of people, you will not be able to generate enough money from sales to continue development at your current pace. Then your product will stagnate, and newcommers who focus on different niche features that you don't have will eat away at your market share.

      Once your software becomes mature, you really need to move away from the shrinkwrapped business model to some type of service business model. Interestly enough, OSS kicks ass in just about any service business model. If you are being paid for the act of writing and deploying software, rather then selling it as a product, it doesn't matter if you control the software or not. It just matters that you have the experience and talent to improve an existing piece of software (ie helps alot if you wrote the software to begin with).

      OSS has the opposite problem - it is easy to get paid to improve mature products, but getting a piece of software to maturity is harder (financially).

    4. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Twice the eye candy, and its so much more powerful, you get to reboot twice as often.

      Maybe twice the eye candy... but Windows XP is just as stable as Windows 2000. I have it installed for my Dad and he reboots about once every 1-3 months. And thats only because of things such as software installation, etc.. but what version of Windows doesn't ask you to reboot after installing most types of software anyways?

    5. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So maybe, once products reach a certain maturity level and sales have dropped off to the point that support costs outweigh sales, they should be open sourced.

      A development model that plans on handing over the keys to users at a certain point is an interesting twist on both the traditional model and OSS. You'll get a bunch of early adopters willing to pay for features. And you would attract those who will only use OSS because they want assurance against your company's collapse.

      This model has already been used on such commercial cum open products as Netscape and RealPlayer. But it wasn't PLANNED. If I could call potential customers and tell them that, in five years or if my company goes under, they'd have a "trust" in place to give them the source and they could to hire someone else to maintatin and extend my software, they would be very interested -- turnover is a deadly problem in my industry.

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    6. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by rewt66 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      No, it can be fine, if you realize that you are in a mature market. See, once you have almost all the features anyone will ever need, you can get rid of most of your developers. Just add a few new features every so often, port it to the next rev of the OS, fix a few bugs. That's all. You won't have that many sales, either, just sales at the rate the market is growing. But if the expenses are down, you'll do all right.

      But companies don't recognize when they're at that point, or they don't accept it. "No, we have to have a rapidly growing market! Keep all the developers, have them develop something new!" And the "something new" never takes off in time to save the company...

    7. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I got the impression the parent was talking about Windows XP, from Microsoft. That alleged "OS" was the biggest pile of horse crap to encumber my computer since Windows 98. It was buggy, unstable and useless. The only decent OS Microsoft ever made was Windows 2000, and it is the only one I am willing to use on a daily basis. I'd love to see the data that give you "demonstrably." Whatever they are, they sure don't jive with my experience.

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    8. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by EddWo · · Score: 1

      Don't a lot of companies already do that? I know all our source code goes into "Escrow" so that should our business ever fail the customers won't be left in the lurch.
      It's not open source but its much the same sort of protection.

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    9. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Mr_Huber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This problem was compounded by an artificial limiter on backwards compatablility. Namely, the fact that most buisnesses replaced their desktop computers every two to four years. Bundling deals meant those new computers came with the new shrinkwrapped products. Curiously, many of these newer products defaulted to file formats that older versions couldn't read.

      As more machines were replaced, the business began to get in the uncomfortable position of supporting two formats, the old an the new. When it reached the breaking point, an order would be given to convert.

      However, while computers continue to get faster at about the same pace as always, software has fallen behind. Developers may crave more horsepower, but just what is it about word processing that demands a 2 GHz processor? Couple this with the number of machines replaced to prepare for y2k and you have the current weak desktop computer market.

      Without new hardware coming in the doors regularly, older machines, and their software packages, are suddenly lasting longer. This makes it much harder for Microsoft to force upgrades to a new version.

      If I read the situation correctly, Microsoft is toying with a simultaneous conversion to the service model with a forced upgrade due to new APIs. After all, if Windows 2K doesn't suppor the latest .foo framework that you must have to run Microsoft Bar(tm), you'll just have to upgrade, won't you?

    10. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Try again, slashbot. XP is demonstrably more stable than Win2K. But hey, your version of the story nets you more Karma points, right?

      Lighten up, cowboy, Funny doensn't get you karma, and I pegged out years ago anyway. I just can't resist the easy joke, and I am willing to risk karma to make it. Hell, Im on my XP laptop now, so I know that XP doesn't freeze up all the

      [NO CARRIER]

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    11. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because...Windows XP is "the most secure version of Windows ever"

      arielb

    12. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by orim · · Score: 1

      God, you're so trolling.
      Let me remind you of why XP is *the* desktop OS to have.
      98 = ran all the games, most hardware manf. wrote drivers for it, fast but unfortunately unstable
      ME = half-assed buggy OS without enough drivers
      2000 = stable, business OS, without enough drivers

      XP = merger of 98's gaming and driver capabilities, yet stable as 2000

      That's why I bought it (twice) and that's why I still run it. Now, I also have a Redhat box for my fileserver, but I still game/connect to work/work on XP.

      If you ever wondered why so many people use it, try to install Typo3 CMS on Redhat 8, let's say, and compare that nightmare with a single .exe install on Windows.

      'nuff said.

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    13. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      So maybe, once products reach a certain maturity level and sales have dropped off to the point that support costs outweigh sales, they should be open sourced.

      Forteinc.com makes Agent newsreader, the best USENET tool around (IMHO). They spend 10 years on the 1.x branch. I purchased around 94, while it was in beta (like .91). I was able to enjoy every upgrade until they released 2.0 less than a year ago. I went ahead and paid for an upgrade, even though I still like 1.93 better, just because I WANT them to succeed. I could have continued to use version 1.93+ (in 16 or 32 bit versions) without paying anything.

      Not every product needs major updates every year or two. Forte did it right the first time, and used minor updates for new features (yENC, etc) and bug fixes and not just to try to pump more revenue out of their customers. They let you use a limited, but powerful version of the software for FREE, forever. I have had to email them twice for support, years after I paid for the product, and they have always been professional, courtious, responsive and willing to go the extra mile. THIS is why I am happy to give them my money, even if I don't have to.

      Can you imagine someone paying for an upgrade to XP, but continuing to use 2K, only because they respect the company and want them to do well?

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    14. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Grep my post for the word "Linux" and then for any name of a Linux distribution. You won't find any. I didn't mention Linux a single time. What does a comparison of installing something on Redhat 8 to Windows XP have to do with Windows 2000? Who's trolling now? I suppose I'll bite.

      I was comparing Windows XP to Windows 2000, and like I said, I'd love to see your "demonstrable" data. XP is not "stable as 2000" -- they tossed that out the Window by trying to tie themselves down to backward compatibility. It was Microsoft trying to build a "consumer" (read "dumbed-down because we assume our consumers are too stupid to handle such complex tasks as logging in") OS on top of the NT kernel, and breaking what was good about Windows 2000 in the process. Now, my personal experience and that of others I know is hardly an industry-wide benchmark, but that experience is that XP is buggy, slow and basically useless compared to 2000 on the exact same hardware. If your gripe about Windows 2000 is that it doesn't have enough drivers, then it's usually about as complicated as running a single executable and maybe rebooting (it is still Windows, and even 2000 didn't quite get this right).

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    15. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      Support is expensive. Back when I used to work at MS in developer support we had a guy who had a nice presentation that proved that Windows 98 didn't make a dime in profit once you figured in support costs. Pretty funny if you ask me.
      Support is where a lot of cutting is going on. I remember friends of mine being 'fired' and otherwise cut in my last year there for total BS reasons. They were basically culling the herd. Now I'm talking to friends who are doing interviews of potential engineers in India for some major support outsourcing far beyond what's there now.

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    16. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by BufferArea · · Score: 1

      Micosoft is in a unique position, though. Since they essentially own the desktop OS market, they can just release consumer versions of software with new file formats and package them with windows. After a year or two, businesses will have to upgrade their business versions of the same software to mantain compatibility with consumers and their smaller business partners who don't use business versions.

    17. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Buddy doesn't _have_ any "demonstrable" data to say WinXP is better than Win2k.
      I'm with you - Win2k was better than XP. The only bitch is that some hardware doesn't have 2k drivers.

    18. Re:Gotta innovate, not replace by orim · · Score: 1

      Fair 'nuff. You didn't mention Linux.
      But tell me, do you have any hard data that XP is any less stable running the same code?

      The core is the same... what will happen when an app crashes is exactly that, an app will crash. I'm always able to get back to the task manager, and terminate the job, and get my OS back. That right there is the OS stability.

      Is XP buggy? From what I've seen, no. I haven't seen any OS-related errors since I got XP, and I run all sorts of legacy code (i.e. games). Is it slower on the same hardware? Probably. But that's got nothing to do with stability.

      And what was that "running a single executable" business? I'm not going to claim I'm a Windows administrator, so would you mind explaining what that meant?

      Don't get me wrong, there are some things I don't like even about XP. The whole login scheme is weird, the default desktop ugly and useless, but overall it's much more useful for a home user than Win2k. Maybe that's where we're not thinking about the same issue: home vs. business use?

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  10. Dear Microsoft by arieswind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Microsoft,

    Welcome to the real world, where your stock does not grow 10,000% in a matter of a few years, and companies have to *gasp* cut costs, or perhaps even *bigger gasp* innovate, to keep their companies from falling flat on their face.

    With much love(sorta),

    The World

    1. Re:Dear Microsoft by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      P.S. When you have dominated 90% of the market, it is time to either lower costs to enter new markets, or just sit back and collect monopoly rents.

      Those days of double digit growth are over unless you start marketing for the third world.

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    2. Re:Dear Microsoft by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Informative

      No shit.

      I love this bit from the article:

      Does Microsoft's midlife struggle signal that the glory days are over for tech? Not a bit. While industry revenue growth is slowing, there's still plenty of innovating to do. Microsoft just has to figure out a better way of going about it.

      No, it means the rest of the tech world will go on innovating, and Microsoft will go on copying, and make money -- not insane shit-tons of money, maybe, but plenty of it -- just like always. They've never innovated anything; they've always made their money by being clever businessmen, not brilliant inventors. Nothing has to change.

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    3. Re:Dear Microsoft by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

      The third world seems to be interested in Linux rather than monopoly rents and vendor lock in.

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    4. Re:Dear Microsoft by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dear World,

      You've been saying that for the last 10 years. Since then we've grown bigger, have more cash than the total worth of third world companies and are still own a huge percent of many software categories that others would die to have.

      See you in 10 years from now,
      Microsoft

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    5. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Microsoft,

      Please ignore our previous correspondence. Keep thinking that all is good. This is the same tried and true strategy that has allowed others like AT&T, Standard Oil, and IBM to maintain their monopolies to this date.

      PS: Do remember to send us invites to your pink slip party!

      Regards,

      The World

    6. Re:Dear Microsoft by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      No, it means the rest of the tech world will go on innovating, and Microsoft will go on copying, and make money -- not insane shit-tons of money, maybe, but plenty of it -- just like always.

      In that case, why don't the 'real' inventors play the Microsoft game, and patent whatever they invent to sue Microsoft and make shitloads of money on their own?

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    7. Re:Dear Microsoft by trg83 · · Score: 1

      2 reasons: Patents are fairly expensive and no one but nerds would ever realize the value of relational database file systems (e.g. WinFS) without Microsoft's shiny icons and GUI to use it. Many great developments are from academics and researchers who don't go the next step to make their brilliant ideas user-friendly. Their ideas may be great, but they still have to convince their non-nerd bosses to invest in patents for something that to them looks worthless.

    8. Re:Dear Microsoft by Mr_Huber · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, dear. This just flashed into my head...

      Bill, lying naked on a table: "Why do my dividinds hurt?"

      Linus, looking down, sad and concerned: "You've never issued them before."

    9. Re:Dear Microsoft by cens0r · · Score: 1

      AT&T hasn't gone anywhere... Standard Oil has slowly begun getting back together (ExxonMobil, ConocoPhillips, ChevronTexaco), and IBM seems to be in fairly good financial shape. So my question is, did you have a point?

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    10. Re:Dear Microsoft by gilroy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Blockquoth the poster:

      or just sit back and collect monopoly rents.


      which are, remember, twice the printed rent of the color group. Unless you build houses or hotels. :)
    11. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Try taking a look at how many patents the big research universities get, it's a ton! They are in it for the money too, if it's possible.

    12. Re:Dear Microsoft by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      If whoever invented a relational database file system is anything more than a simple hobby programmer (and hobby programmers don't come up with relational database file systems every day...), he'll have documented and published stuff concerning all that, so it would be pretty easy to demonstrate "prior art" in order to invalidate a MS patent (we all know anyway that 75% of MS patents are pretty easy to invalidate if we put our hearts to it).

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    13. Re:Dear Microsoft by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I think the poster picked some bad examples... I mean, IBM, AT&T, and the oil companies are still some of the best companies around. Maybe not as dominant as they were before but they are still pretty good...

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    14. Re:Dear Microsoft by trg83 · · Score: 1

      As I said before, it really depends how useful the inventor's boss finds their discovery/development/idea. The question isn't how many patents the research universities get, but rather how many they fail to get.

    15. Re:Dear Microsoft by trg83 · · Score: 1
      "we all know anyway that 75% of MS patents are pretty easy to invalidate if we put our hearts to it"

      Our hearts would be helpful, but money would be even better. Perhaps MS is putting away another $1 Billion to ensure quick victories in ugly court battles. Their company is based on marketing and business rather than software development. It's hard to compete with that kind of money...

  11. No wonder! by Reverant · · Score: 1, Funny

    With $300K per employee and buck-saving concerns, they might as well migrate to Linux!

    1. Re:No wonder! by big_oaf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or lay off 3334 employees...

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  12. I'll go for $270K by gr8_phk · · Score: 3, Funny

    They can keep all thoses perks and crap.

    1. Re:I'll go for $270K by sploo22 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It has to be said...

      $300K should be enough for anybody!

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    2. Re:I'll go for $270K by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      Hmmm..... consider an employee that your paying $100k. You have to pay about $45k in taxes just for employing them. Plus you have pay for health care, 401k, and other benefits. Plus you have to pay for unemployment insurance which is really expensive. Plus you have to pay for the lawsuit insurance. Plus you have to pay for whatever-socialist-idea that the state or local legislators came up with. Plus theres a cost associated with finding/hiring new talent and paying severance. Then you have to pay for the building they're in, the power, water, etc, janitors (which are usually contractors or work for the company you rent from and thus dont bring down the average salary). When all is said and done that employee costs about $230k. Average in the CTO's CFO's C-whatever-O's I'm not at all surprised at the $300k. All so they can sit in their cube and post replies to slashdot articles :)

    3. Re:I'll go for $270K by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1


      You blew the joke. You should have said "64K should be enough for anybody."

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    4. Re:I'll go for $270K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he did not blow the joke. The joke goes:

      ## should be enough for anybody.

      ## may be replaced by any limit, typically one related to the story.

  13. Re:The Focus of a Business in Decline by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like the beginning of the end for the Redmond Gang.

    Yes. If you use a geologic timescale.

  14. solution: by blue_adept · · Score: 5, Funny

    immediately discontinue the "one dollar for each reported bug" program.

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    1. Re:solution: by BrettFlury · · Score: 1

      or the one email beta testing program :P

    2. Re:solution: by CriX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If Microsoft is lacking excitement and vision, the company as a whole should follow the lead of Paul Allen who funded Rutan's SpaceShip One that will shortly be winning the X-Prize. As much as they might have screwed it up, I do believe that Bill Gates did honestly did set out to do 'good' with his software. Of course they also wanted to make a dump load of money and that's fine too.

      The space industry is about to take off. Check out www.scaled.com, www.bigelowaerospace.com, and www.spacex.com.

      There's that joke in Fight Club about the "Microsoft Galaxy." So be it! Microsoft has the capital and may have the vision to become the first business to really learn how to make money in space. If this increases the chance of you and I being possible space travelers and living in an age of ubiquitous space travel then I would be all for that vision. So maintain your OSes, but use your zillions on an exciting new frontier. Microsoft, turn to the stars!

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    3. Re:solution: by bmw · · Score: 1

      Microsoft, turn to the stars!

      Umm.. I don't know about you but the idea of having Microsoft in charge of all the critical equipment in my space ship makes me quite uncomfortable. Suddenly the term "Blue Screen of Death" has become a lot more serious.

    4. Re:solution: by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Suddenly the term "Blue Screen of Death" has become a lot more serious.

      By then, the BSOD will be the "Blue screen of doom"...

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    5. Re:solution: by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      MS does not have the expertise in space. What's the point of MS entering versus someone else entering? I mean, why not ExonMobil? Unless a company is seriously attempting to diversify itself (only happens when the company is struggling or can't grow--MS isn't there), there is little reason to go into this field.

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    6. Re:solution: by CriX · · Score: 1

      I was offering an alternative vision for Microsoft.
      Based on Paul Allen's investment/interest in space travel with Rutan's SpaceShipOne.

      I think Microsoft has enough capital that they could simply decide, "Okay, we're an aerospace engineering company now" by hiring tons of engineers and building the appropriate facilities. I'm no business man. This is just my wishful allocation of billions that otherwise go to create shitty software.

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    7. Re:solution: by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Sorry about replying late... just saw this now...

      You should get Bill Gates to do it--not Microsoft. I imagine it's easier to convince Bill Gates than MS :)

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  15. Pit stains by bujoojoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe if Ballmer wouldn't charge his dry cleaning to his expense account, they wouldn't be in such dire straights...

    DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!!!!

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    1. Re:Pit stains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Dude, best post of the day!!!!

  16. It just goes to show you. by Omni+Magnus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Linux and open source will never beat Microsoft. Microsoft will crumble from within, and beat itself.

    1. Re:It just goes to show you. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Like the Romans who stretched their borders so wide that they couldn't defend them, the victims of their own success. It's a very good point.

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    2. Re:It just goes to show you. by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Linux and open source will never beat Microsoft. Microsoft will crumble from within, and beat itself.

      Just like the USSR collapsed from within.
      But it wouldn't have happened without the economic pressure of competing against the US (military spending).
      Likewise, it won't happen to Microsoft without the pressure of competition from Linux (and Open Source, and Apple, etc).

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    3. Re:It just goes to show you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But [the USSR collapse] wouldn't have happened without the economic pressure of competing against the US (military spending).

      Wrong. A centrally planned national economy will always fail. The dynamic efficiency is not good enough to sustain it over time.

      MS is in a similar position. However, MS is not so centralized as I understand it -- they have lots of small teams working on peices of products that get pulled together in the end. Although this avoids the negatives of being centrally micro-managed, it introduces stability and *security* issues.

      It has been said no major industry player stays dominant after the inevitable paradigm shift. Will MS be the first? Being a criminal monoply will probably help.

    4. Re:It just goes to show you. by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > Wrong. A centrally planned national economy will always fail. The dynamic efficiency is not good enough to sustain it over time.

      Wrong. There is a huge difference between "sustain" and "prosper". There are many nations that coast along with 90% of their population in poverty while a select few live literally like kings. Without outside influences the USSR could have continued to exist with terrible efficiency, eventually leading to poverty, starvation, depravation, etc. As long as the elite could channel their lion's share of the resources into their own security at the cost of the population they could continue the status quo.

      For examples, see most Arabic nations, China, etc.

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  17. Was Bill Gates and the rest considered? by aquishix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder if Bill Gates and the rest of the guys at the top were considered in that $300,000 figure. Seems likely, since that wage seems ridiculously high.

    This is why statistics are often meaningless, or the meaning isn't clear =).

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    1. Re:Was Bill Gates and the rest considered? by arieswind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if you paid attention, you would notice that it in fact says it costs MS 300k for each employee, and only part of that cost is their wage. Other things are factors, e.g. their computers, company cars, lunches, all the toilet paper they steal from the bathrooms, etc

    2. Re:Was Bill Gates and the rest considered? by aquishix · · Score: 1

      You assume I didn't pay attention. I realized that I used the word "wage" after I wrote it, and that's not the best word. But even if you include all those other factors, it still seems unlikely.

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    3. Re:Was Bill Gates and the rest considered? by arieswind · · Score: 1

      a) the preview button is there for a reason
      b) they probably value the cubicles they work in at at least a couple hundred thousand a year. :)

    4. Re:Was Bill Gates and the rest considered? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that the $300k figure was published. In the chemical industry our managers often browbeat us away from raises by often citing the,"The company spends $250k each year on you!" Now we can come back and say,"So what? Even people working for MS get $300k/year."

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    5. Re:Was Bill Gates and the rest considered? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Cost per employee != wage per employee.

      I bet this value includes things such as unemployment (which a company pays into for you), health care, etc. Possibly even other 'perks' (discounted stock program?)

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      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    6. Re:Was Bill Gates and the rest considered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company sends out a yearly notice detailing this sort of thing, so here are a couple additional costs from memory.

      Other costs to consider

      • health insurance: I'm not sure if they're required to pay this; yet.
      • 401K contribution: for those that contribute to their employees' retirement plans.
      • social security contribution: employers pay into the social security program too.
      • overhead: office, lights, computers, etc.

      For myself, these costs approach thirty percent of my salary.

  18. Google to the rescue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy, fire some people.

    1. Re:Google to the rescue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except you can't fire that 1/3rd of a person. It would violate the Americans with Disabilities Act.

  19. process optimization by rnd() · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Any business can benefit from optimizing its processes. Microsoft has been very good at making profits... it will be interesting to see if it will succeed at creating business processes that capture the imagination of its employees and make them feel like part of a well oiled machine.

    --

    Amazing magic tricks

    1. Re:process optimization by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      How can Microsoft optimize it's business process. Well, they do manufacture a whole lot of ... oh wait, they just make software (and Co-Brand or outsource hardware.)

      Well they could stop trying to be evil, and pull an Apple. Adopt a BSD/Linux/Unix core and build a candy interface around. Spend your R&D where it counts: where your customer sees the result.

      Technolgy has matured to the point that we don't really need an "Insanely GREAT!" improvement every 3 years. In fact, the upgrade cycles sucks the life out of any return on investment computers are supposed to bring about.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:process optimization by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      this piece of shit got modded up?

      egad...

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    3. Re:process optimization by rnd() · · Score: 1

      Uh, processes are not only relegated to manufacturing...

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      Amazing magic tricks

    4. Re:process optimization by rnd() · · Score: 1

      it sure did...

      You must not be familiar with business challenges... Microsoft has had processes that have worked to acheive market dominance and attract top talent. The next phase of optimization of those processes will entail cost cutting. The challenge with the kind of employees MS hires will be to avoid having them feel like the processes restrict their creativity and ability to do their jobs.

      I think that based on MS's success so far, it is possible that they'll come up with some great innovations in process optimization and cost cutting.

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      Amazing magic tricks

    5. Re:process optimization by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      We all know what happened to Apple. Without the injection of money by MS, Apple would probably be a footnote by now. Even now Apple is not very solid...

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    6. Re:process optimization by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      ok then...

      what your describing is the "commando, soldier, police" phases that tech companies go through.

      the first phase of a tech company, you want your engineers to be commandos - take on huge risks, and do whatever is necessary to get the job done.

      the soldier phase is a bit more structured, with a little less risk taking, but much more order.

      the police phase is when a ton of rules are putinto place, and the company goal is to "not make any mistakes"...

      honestly, i dont what phase ms is in right now, but i dont think that they can make a successful taransition.

      why? because of pretty much what you said - when you move through the phases, the more intelligent people tend to be driven away. policemen are not the most creative/or intelligent people on earth - they just do what they're told and enforce the rules.

      msft has one of the best talent pools out there, and putting up rules and barriers around them will drive them away - i agree with you there.

      the really scary thing is - msft has some of the best soft engineers around, and the quality of the design and implementation is simply atrocious, already. what is going to happen when they get the level of programmers of... computer associates, or wang?

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      ... hi bingo ...
  20. $300K Not Unusual by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you've costed in the salary of a professional, fringe benefits, vacation, employer's contribution to social security, etc. and then add in a multiplier to account for the infrastructural overhead services (people in accounting, facilities maintenance, management, etc.) in a large corporation or university, this figure is not at all unusual.

    That said, however, Microsoft enjoys a surfeit of talent that, like ATT Bell Labs in its day (when it, too, had a monopoly) could afford to do lots of interesting work.

    Unfortunately, the need for innovative work to reinforce and expand the existing business model and never ever undermine it is constraining and prevents the company from releasing the full talent of its employees.

    So what you see instead are people leaving Microsoft to start entirely new ventures.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:$300K Not Unusual by Colazar · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but if the summary is to be believed, this is not $300K per programmer, but $300K per employee. So you can't add that multiplier in for overhead departments, cause they're all employees too.

      --
      He decided to just watch the government, and kind of scale it down to size, and run his life that way. --Laurie Anderson
    2. Re:$300K Not Unusual by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, we really needed an industry comparison for that number to mean anything at all. even not an industry comparison, just a comparison... tell me how much it costs Ford per person even.

    3. Re:$300K Not Unusual by Newskyarena · · Score: 1
      So what you see instead are people leaving Microsoft to start entirely new ventures.

      ...Only to have those companies get bought back into the Microsoft juggernaut as 'innovative acquisitions'.

      I think Google has it right... give the employees a percentage of thier work time to work on personal projects. Retain your employees, increase job satisfaction, and save money on a corporate scale by not having to buy back the intellectual potential with a corporate purchase.

    4. Re:$300K Not Unusual by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      tell me how much it costs Ford per person even.

      Ford has big robots that build cars. Microsoft has a few servers. Ford probably spends more than MS per employee because they do different things.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    5. Re:$300K Not Unusual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That said, however, Microsoft enjoys a surfeit of talent that, like ATT Bell Labs in its day (when it, too, had a monopoly) could afford to do lots of interesting work.

      If they've got so many talented people why don't they make any good products? The open source crew has them beat hands down, and many of those guys are in their teens!

    6. Re:$300K Not Unusual by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      I'm also betting that it's $300 k per capita, not "we actually spend $300k on each person". This definitely enters into the realm of corporate funny money and is probably a meaningless number.

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      "There are a dozen opinions on a matter until you know the truth. Then there is only one." - CS Lewis (paraprhase)
    7. Re:$300K Not Unusual by maximilln · · Score: 1

      The management in the pharmaceutical industry tries to impress us away from asking for a salary increase with $250k per person per year.

      Now I can laugh that even software programmers cost more.

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      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  21. Bizarre by goatstuffer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What we're witnessing is the change from a dynamic, idealistic company to one whose primary aim is to stifle innovation and maintain marketshare. Of course, one of the first things to go is the benefits offered to their employees.

    With $52 billion in unused cash, I can certainly see the need to save an extra few billion, but instead of cutting management salaries, we'll take it out of the drones. If we don't do this Microsoft will go out of business.

  22. Lets help these guys out... by cOdEgUru · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now..now..play nice.

    Everyone look at poor M$ in the corner, dying a slow death for the lack of another Billion in the bank.. Lets not let that happen..shall we..being the good neighbours we are..

    So here is what I recommend.. The slashdot community will, painful as it is, will map out the various product lines of Microsoft with their perceived value, which needs to be truncated or snuffed out completely. Once we are all in agreement as to the total worth is a Billion, Cmdrtaco, the chosen representative, will submit said list to the powers that be (read: Balmy Balmer) for review and acceptance.

    So get your thinking caps out, check your emotions , pay no heed to the thousands of M$ programmers who will obviously hate you for nixing their much loved products, let reason run rampant..and lets choose what Microsoft needs to put another Billion in the bank!

    1. Re:Lets help these guys out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote Internet Explorer - let them ship a Mozilla-derivative instead

      /G
    2. Re:Lets help these guys out... by Otter · · Score: 1
      Well, if the Macintosh Business Unit is on the chopping block, I'll be chaining myself to their front door in protest.

      Actually, I've got to wonder what the implications are for Slate. That's the first target that came to my mind.

    3. Re:Lets help these guys out... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Well X-Box is a start. They are getting market penetration 2 years too late, and Sony is starting to whet the public's apetite for the PS3.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:Lets help these guys out... by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Slate is a GREAT website. I hate to admit it but its regularly much more fascinating than, say, Salon, or any other similarly positioned site I can think of. Wired.com is pretty good as well, but Slate seems to have a knack for really intriguing topics.

      --
      SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
    5. Re:Lets help these guys out... by Erwos · · Score: 1

      Sony's history of executing in the console industry comes to _two consoles_. And one of them wasn't _really_ a smash hit compared to all its competitors (N64 gave PS1 some good competition).

      It is quite possible that Sony could totally screw up the PS3. Things do not always continue as they have in the past. A bad execution by Sony and a decent one by Microsoft could _easily_ put X-Box 2 ahead of the PS3. Hell, even a decent execution by Sony could get hammered by X-Box 2 if Microsoft pulls a few good developers exclusively (like, say, Square Enix).

      Just ask Sega if a good console intro and excellent hardware are enough to succeed :).

      Then again, the opposite could happen. I haven't learned to read tea leaves yet, so I have no idea which one will be reality.

      -Erwos

      --
      Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
    6. Re:Lets help these guys out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Everyone look at poor M$ in the corner, dying a slow death"

      Help them out? Great idea! I'll get the shovels, you pick the burial site.

    7. Re:Lets help these guys out... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      If I had to beat on a horserace between Sony and Microsoft, I would go for the company who invented the Walkman, and who actually has a history manufacturing successful lines of home electronics as well as computers. Microsoft is known for 2 products: Office and Windows, with the X-Box running a distant 3rd.

      3 Products, versus a company that is practically and industry unto itself. Sony designs it's own damn microprocessors!

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  23. The Memo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone have a link to the memo itself? I'd love to see what Steve Ballmer actually said to everyone!

    Please, no goatse links...

  24. Vision Thingy by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What the company needs is a new vision of itself

    Those whom the Gods would destroy they first give a vision statement to.

    --
    If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    1. Re:Vision Thingy by Grrr · · Score: 1

      Heh !
      Good stuff (though - more 'Insightful' mods than 'Funny' ?)

      It's only a matter of time, then, before...

      M$ VisionStatement2006

      Minimum requirements:
      512MB RAM / 240MB disk space / ActiveX 7 or greater / Net connectivity (for surreptitious registration and Passport signup)
      Compatibility:
      M$ Project XP and M$ PowerPoint XP
      Outlook and Hotmail
      . . .

      <grrr>

    2. Re:Vision Thingy by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
      And those are just the minimums. I shudder at the "recommended" requirements!

      Opening multiple windows requires at least 1024MB of RAM; for full install, please allow 300GB of free disk space...

      Or even better: Program error: No Copyright Found! Please insert Copyright to continue...

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      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
  25. Marketing by anonicon · · Score: 1

    Based on that Microsoftie's blog entry about Money earlier this week, I wonder if the problem isn't innovation per se (especially if they're spending $4B/year), but letting marketing screw around with innovations that might otherwise be left to seed and grow without marketing's black grip around everything they newly develop (i.e., too much control).

    Of course, maybe $4B in cheese puffs doesn't go as far as it used to. ;-)

    1. Re:Marketing by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly, Microsoft has to start competing with themselves instead of trying to shove every idea anyone gets into one of their existing products. They're too big to live off a small number of products.

      Look at any really big corporation. They all have multiple lines of products, many with overlapping niches, and they don't try and figure out how to shove dual exhaust supercharged engines and oversized spoilers in Cadillacs or ship a combined oven-cleaner-floor-wax-drain-unclogger. Even when *their* cost is thousands of dollars per unit in materials they have lots of different lines.

      When Microsoft comes up with a new product, everything about it is channeled into "how do we make this support Windows and Office".

      They crippled the Pocket PC to make it an adjunct to a "real" Windows box. I mean, sheesh, an iPaq has more RAM, a faster processor, and MORE DISK SPACE in those flash cards than the laptop I was running a full copy of Word on 10 years ago. It's got a smaller screen, to be sure, but within the limitations of that screen it should be able to run the equivalent of Word 6. They even stripped functionality out of Windows CE when they made the Pocket PC: the version of Office that ran on the clamshell Windows CE boxes was a lot more powerful than the one on the PPC.

      You see the same thing over and over again. Look at Internet Explorer. It's been turned into a virus-ridden interface to Windows instead of a decent program. The version on the Mac is a much better browser, because it has to stand on its own two feet.

      And then there's all the products that never show up at all, or get sidelined for years. You don't innovate by not shipping product, Microsoft, so why not give it a try?

  26. Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by oldosadmin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My first thought about Microsoft is that the fact they are Anticompetitive HAS to make their distributers bitter. I mean, think about it. Dell, HP, and other manufactuerers are slowly moving to linux -- they, like many technical users, are tired of being pushed around (owned?) by Microsoft.

    I think that when Microsoft got too cocky, and too intrusive, they sealed their own doom. They aren't going to be "destroyed"... but I feel they will be forced to remake themselves in a similar way to IBM.

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    Jay | http://oldos.org
    1. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      you got it wrong - msft is going the way of digital...

      there is close to 0 recurring revenue built into their business model, and they have close to 0 in services.

      they have relied on new pc shipments to maintain their growth and profitability. the pc market is "saturated" - there is no more growth, and there is very little need to buy new hardware every 2-3 years.

      msft's revenue model is disappearing, and will never return. just like the early days of automobiles, when everyone was buying a car, and there was a huge cottage industries built around getting everyone a car. when everyone already had a car (or two), the industry collapsed and resturctured.

      home pc's is a saturated market. there is no rush of homes to fill with pc's, or business to convert.

      in short - msft is rapidly finding itself a company without a viable business plan.

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      ... hi bingo ...
    2. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      This is one way to look at it.

      Another way to look at is that Microsoft has permitted many people to use computers who have never used them before. More people have bought a computer because it had Windows on it than all the other operating systems in history combined. This results in resellers selling more systems than they ever would have otherwise.

      Can a distributor make more money selling a PC with Linux that they can selling one that has Windows? No. They have to sell Linux PCs for less money and they don't sell as many. So why would they be bitter at Microsoft's anti-competetive practices? Annoyed, maybe. Dismayed, surely. But you can not be mad at the reason you are making money. This is like a soda machine company mad at Coke for not letting them sell Ghetto Cola.

      Finally, Dell and other manufacturers aren't moving TO Linux. This implies you expect to see the majority of sales come from Linux machines at some point in the future. They're offering it where demanded -- but it is not heavily demanded, and may never outstrip Microsoft's OS.

      I think it anything, Balmer's document proves Microsoft WON'T be sealing their doom. They have realized the pressures they face now and are shifting to counter them. They're the boxer going back to the gym after winning the title, making sure they won't get soft.

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    3. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would tend to agree. Much like IBM was 'too big to fail' in the 80's, so is Microsoft. However, that didn't stop IBM which had been wildly profitable during their proprietary mainframe heyday from spilling huge quantities of red ink when the personal computer and workstation/server revolution got away from them in the early 90s. IBM didn't go away, but they were forced to radically change the way they did business. Similarly I think Microsoft is destined to be forced to reinvent themselves in a way that is unfathomable to them now. Microsoft fans may deny it, but so did IBM fans back in the late 80s and early 90s. If you told most people as late as 1990 that IBM would see a day where they lost hundreds of millions of dollars in a quarter they would say you were nuts. But that is exactly what happened.

      Nobody knows when or how it will happen, but we do know that Gates and Ballmer won't be around forever, and when they are gone they are likely to be replaced with management that is different.

    4. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but I don't think a soda machine vendor gets very many support calls due to viruses or spyware. A can of Coke tastes basically the same for months after it leaves the factory, it doesn't go changing flavor a few minutes after the vending machine is plugged in. (i.e. Windows is not "set and forget" any more, if it ever was).

    5. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by cens0r · · Score: 1

      There still is the rest of the world. I would assume their plan is to move their current business plan to the emerging markets while trying to develop more recurring revenue in the ones that are already developed. They also are attempting to move into other markets portables, gaming, phones, etc. I wouldn't say it's a slam dunk that they survive, but discounting them like you do is pretty stupid.

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    6. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      here's why i discount them:

      they have exactly 2 profitable products: Windows, and Office. Everything else is losing money.

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      ... hi bingo ...
    7. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I think that that statement is a myth. I've seen financials from them that suggest some of their other departments are making money. They may not have made back their initial investments (MSN) but they are in the black now. And it looks like they may have learned the lesson with the Xbox. It appears that they plan on making hardware that is profitable next time.

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      Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
    8. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      This is specious reasoning. Soft drink vendors certainly do field complaints when their product goes bad (which it does, I've bought flat or off-taste Coke before). Furthermore, viruses and annoyances occur regardless of who writes the software -- and the main reason Microsoft software seems more susceptible are the same reasons it's so popular: Microsoft has chosen to make it easy for third parties to extend the functionality of their programs with a minimum of user interaction. Blaming them for that is like me blaming Volkswagen GmbH for the high cost of replacement suspension parts when the whole reason I bought the car was the responsive ride.

      In light of the internet and its preponderence of people trying to make a quick buck exploiting users' gulibility, Microsoft needs to rethink their devotion to usability over security. Everybody realizes this. But to become "bitter" over it is silly -- if you buy a window, and somebody breaks it, you need to buy a better grade of window. They don't owe you a new window.

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    9. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but soda companies aren't exactly setting up 24/7 caall centers to deal with the volume of issues you describe. PC's are cheap and Windows is everywhere, but any impartial observer can see just how maintenance free the "typical PC" is nowadays - it's not.

      To the point of your original post, it does cost money for PC companies to support Windows and all of the issues we know of nowadays, and there's a darn good reason Microsoft wants/expects you to go to your PC vendor when you have Windows problems. Money.

    10. Re:Anti competitive == bitter distributers? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1
      From what I understand, the following all make money:

      • Windows
      • Office
      • MS SQL Server
      • hardware (mouse, keyboard, etc)
      • many small software (Encarta, Money, etc)
      Things like X-box are break-even now. The major money losers are their research programs (eg. handwriting recognition, speech synthesis, etc), MSN, Visual Studio, and so forth. The thing, though, is that some of these money losing activities are strategically important to the business. For example, Visual Studio is not really a high margin product but it keeps developers locked into their OS. MSN is a joke but it provides exposure and will probably help them launch their search engine stuff, not to mention help Hotmail and Messenger.
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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
  27. Midlife crisis... by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, Microsoft is nearing the release of their two newest products: Microsoft Combover and Microsoft Penis Car

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    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    1. Re:Midlife crisis... by Sc00ter · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Midlife crisis... by Astadar · · Score: 0

      Combover is just a 50-year old version of "Bob", right?

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      --Coming up with something clever... please wait...
    3. Re:Midlife crisis... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Hahaha!

      How about this?

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      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  28. Sacrificing Innovation.. by kevin_conaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...for backwards compatibility. I think they use a lot of their manpower to maintain backwards compatibility for not only their own software, but other high profile apps that run on Windows. I dont really have a solution for them, just felt like pointing that out :)

    1. Re:Sacrificing Innovation.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would beleive lack of innovation is not result of lack of manpower.

  29. $300k per employee!?!?!? by maggeth · · Score: 1
    Is healthcare really that expensive these days? A good chunk of that has to be salary (if they want top people) but what the hell could the rest be going to?

    Somebody here run their own business and have some insight into this? I'm totally dumbfounded on why it should be that expensive.

    1. Re:$300k per employee!?!?!? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Desks, computers, servers, phones, office space, office equipment, orginizational overhead, etc..

      Take how much it costs to run your business, divide by the number of employee's. In MSFTs case thats close since there are no "raw material" costs to writing code. Pretty simple.

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    2. Re:$300k per employee!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to set them up with equipment and office space, hire people to keep track of them, etc.

    3. Re:$300k per employee!?!?!? by C.+Mattix · · Score: 1

      That is company expenses per employee, so it includes other things like buiding expenses, computers, electricity, leases, all the free coke, the shuttle service, and all the other little thing.

      A total cost of an employee is typically 2.5 to 3 times salary.

    4. Re:$300k per employee!?!?!? by Morpeth · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most HR people I know tell me that cost per employee rougly equals the employees salary x 2. So assuming it's true, they're saying the average income runs $150k. I think 150K as a average, taking into account VP, CEO, etc. type salaries sounds in the ballpark

      Also don't forget, it's not just health insurance, it's physical office space, utilities, provided hardware (PCs/laptops, phones, pagers, etc), training, business insurance, biz expense accounts, and lots of other non-tangeables that go into employee costs. If you look at it that way, you can see how the numbers can add up.

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    5. Re:$300k per employee!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all those copies of windows for their workers has to add up

  30. Costs catching up? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wonder if this is an example of Microsoft trying to be the "end all, be all" of everything, and it's finally catching up with them.

    So far, they have 4 sources of real revenue:

    Windows OS/Server
    Office
    Development Tool Sales
    Some hardware (mice, keyboards, etc)

    Everything else that MS is involved in has been money losing ventures. Cell phones, PDA, cable TV, "Ultimate TV" - heck, the "raging successful Xbox" has lost over $2 billion for the company (and if that's success, I'd hate to see what failure is).

    MS has $56 billion in the bank (some cash, some investments), and so far, revenues are still outstripping costs. But I think Ballmer can look ahead and read the writing on the wall. Other than the MS tax on computers (yes, it exists, deal with it), people aren't rushing out to upgrade with every new OS release. Lots of folks are still on Windows 98/2000 Server and Office 95.

    So what will be cut away? WIll they just reduce the number of employees? Shift more developers to India? Or cut on some projects and say "OK, so we're not going to take over the cable market."

    The Xbox2, for example, is being retooled not to be "successful" (as in "Beat Sony!"), but "profitable", which should be their focus: making a game system that is cheaper to produce, harder to hack, and even if they aren't #1 in the game industry they can make money at it (wait - that sounds like another console company out there). Why be #1 in the home media player market when sometimes being #2 makes money too?

    Odds are, MS is, as the article mentions, just going through a "mid-life crisis". They'll either recoup, tighten down, and keep chugging along - or just proceed with "business as usual" for all their talk, then wonder 5 years from now why all of the business are running Slinux (simple Linux - easy enough for Grandma to figure out how to change the screen resolution) or Apple OS X instead of Windows.

    1. Re:Costs catching up? by Pharmboy · · Score: 0

      Odds are, MS is, as the article mentions, just going through a "mid-life crisis". They'll either recoup, tighten down, and keep chugging along - or just proceed with "business as usual" for all their talk, then wonder 5 years from now why all of the business are running Slinux (simple Linux - easy enough for Grandma to figure out how to change the screen resolution) or Apple OS X instead of Windows.

      I am still betting that Microsoft will release a version of Linux in a few years, that has a proprietary GUI on top of a Linux kernel. Closed source, still has registration, but just Linux on the bottom end (or maybe BSD). I can see this in an internet appliance grade system, just so they can say "Well, we have linux too, its just not for 'real' computers, its for these appliances."

      This would allow them to SELL and RESTRICT use of the GUI, while letting others develop the kernel for FREE. This would also remove much of the security blame. Its not like they are new to Unix, they were developing Unix products before Linus installed his first copy of Minix.

      I don't think they will drop their regular Windows product, but I can see them "using" Linux or BSD to dilute the market and create confusion by selling the exact same thing cheaper, demonstrating that it is "an inferior product suitable for small tasks".

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    2. Re:Costs catching up? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised some other intelligent company hasn't done this, a la Apple. Take the best of the base, make the GUI idiot proof and possibly proprietary (so no more "KDE is better, Gnome is better), and you've got almost instant money if you put in an X11 plug (so all those yummy Gimp, etc programs work) so you've got instant application list.

      It would take about 3-4 years to develop right (again, see the OS X model), but you could rule the roost if you did it right.

    3. Re:Costs catching up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Why would they use the linux kernal when they have the NT kernal that can do all those things?

    4. Re:Costs catching up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Cuz us moron zealots seem to think a monolithic kernel that cant adapt without being recompiled is a fabulous piece of technology.

      All respect to Linus, but the linux kernel is a piece of shit w.r.t desktop systems.

      When next years motherboards, chipsets, sound cards, etc, come out, windows users will buy them and install drivers. Linux users will be up all night reading howtos, putting half-assed patches against obscure kernel versions,e tc..

      Fuck linux.

      Microkernels are the way of the future.

    5. Re:Costs catching up? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The "some other intelligent company" you speak of is Apple -- most people just haven't realized it yet.

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    6. Re:Costs catching up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      if that's success, I'd hate to see what failure is

      Bob

    7. Re:Costs catching up? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      So far, they have 4 sources of real revenue:

      Windows OS/Server
      Office
      Development Tool Sales
      Some hardware (mice, keyboards, etc)


      Maybe you should look things up before you guess. The data's out there. Microsoft breaks down their revenues in their freely available quarterly report, and hardware isn't even on the list. On the other hand, their Home and Entertainment business (xbox and gaming) brought in $530M (which isn't bad -- if they can keep this up for another year, they've made back the $2 billion you claim they "lost" on the venture), the MSN service brought in $591M and their custom services division brought in $153M. These would all be considered very "real" revenues to just about any other company.

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    8. Re:Costs catching up? by mbstone · · Score: 1

      wonder 5 years from now why all of the business are running Slinux (simple Linux - easy enough for Grandma to figure out how to change the screen resolution)

      What's Slinux? You mean a Linux with device drivers for the devices I have?

    9. Re:Costs catching up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Revenue and proft/loss are two different things. If I make $500M in revenue, but spend $750M in costs (just an example), I've lost $250M

      (Hey, my example numbers aren't off. They had an operating loss of $209M on Home and Entertainment in the last quarter. For those who don't get it, that means that they spent $739M to earn $530M. Do that a few times, and you wind up losing $2B)

      If you look at the financial highlights section Here, you see that Client (Windows), Information Worker (Office) and MSN are the only segments that turned a profit. Server, Business Solutions, Mobile / Embedded and Home & Entertaiment all lost money.

    10. Re:Costs catching up? by gilroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, revenue is distinct from profit. It doesn't help to revenue of $500M is your costs are $750M. After a year of those "good" quarterly numbers, you'd be one billion dollars in the hole.

      I couldn't find the report you mention, so maybe it's really profits. But I don't think so -- almost every business story indicates that Xbox is at best a loss-leader.

    11. Re:Costs catching up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad for Microsoft that the NT/W2K/XP kernel isn't a microkernel then. Or at least they haven't been since NT 3.5 or so.

      Oh and I guess you failed to notice that the Linux kernel has supported loadable kernel modules for a long time now, and device drivers can be added with no kernel recompile. And if the hardware vendors released drivers (or at least sufficient tech info), installing them would be just as simple for Linux as it is for Windows.

      The Linux kernel may not be a fabulous peice of technology, but it works pretty well and the price is right. So until the HURD or something else comes along to push it out of the way, I for one will keep using it. And you can think whatever you like, but none of Microsoft's kernels have been anything that would please technical purists like AST either. Mac OSX is built on top of the Mach microkernel, but the BSD layers on top of it are pretty monolithic too.

      But you are, by your own admission a moron zealot, so why do I bother.

    12. Re:Costs catching up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the text dasmegabyte quoted? It very clearly uses the word "revenue".

  31. excerpts from the memo by hoferbr · · Score: 5, Informative
    excerpts from the memo (not included in the businessweek article):

    On growth and costs: "We have as much opportunity to grow as any other company in the world. That's a big statement, but the opportunities we've scoped out are very big. Make no mistake -- we must grow our revenues to grow profits. We cannot just cut costs. At the same time, we must ensure a competitive cost structure, or competitors will offer prices, services or innovations that we cannot afford to match. Other companies have been severe in tightening costs the last few years -- layoffs, major benefit reductions, etc. We have not done those things and want to be prudent now so we avoid severe measures later."

    On the need to innovate: "The key to our growth is innovation. Microsoft was built on innovation, has thrived on innovation, and its future depends on innovation. We are filing for over 2,000 patents a year for new technologies, and we see that number increasing. We lead in innovation in most areas where we compete, and where we do lag - like search and online music distribution - rest assured that the race to innovate has just begun and we will pull ahead."

    On Microsoft's share price: "Obviously, we all want to increase the value of our stock, and we have the best opportunity to do that since the end of FY98. Our stock was around $25 then, as it is now, and we have more than doubled our operating profits since. Shareholders then were betting we would work hard for all these years to make the company worth that mid-98 stock price. We have done so."

    On aiming products at various markets: "Our products must also be better segmented for different users with different needs. And we must evolve marketing to focus more squarely on the value proposition throughout the product lifecycle, not just at launch. So many customers have yet to deploy our most recent advances, so we must not only help them understand why to deploy, but also demonstrate the benefits of deploying before we reach the Longhorn generation."

    On perceptions of Microsoft: "We must also work to change a number of customer perceptions, including the views that older versions of Office and Windows are good enough and that Microsoft is not sufficiently focused on security. We must emphasize key positive perceptions of the strong manageability, and developer and information-worker preference, for our platform."

    On avoiding the trappings of size: "Nothing solves 'big company' ills quite like a strong focus on accountability for results with customers and shareholders. Innovating, growing share and profits, and serving customers all ensure that we have no time for wasted motion. To do this, we need to prioritize the things that matter the most with our customers and for the company, and then be accountable for executing on those choices."

    1. Re:excerpts from the memo by notcreative · · Score: 1
      ....we have the best opportunity to do that since the end of FY98. Our stock was around $25 then....

      Didn't MSFT go through a stock split a year or so ago? That means that their stock today is worth double what it was worth six years ago, and their operating profit has also doubled, so that kind of makes sense, yes?

    2. Re:excerpts from the memo by finkployd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On perceptions of Microsoft: "We must also work to change a number of customer perceptions, including the views that older versions of Office and Windows are good enough and that Microsoft is not sufficiently focused on security.

      Ignoring the uphill battle that they have convincing people that they are focused on security (read the news lately Ballmer?), how on earth do you change someone's view that older office and windows are good enough? I mean if it is, then it is.

      Can we soon expect to see MS trash-talking all previous versions of their software? Or perhaps ridiculing their users for not being sophisticated enough to need the latest worthless widget they have crammed into Word? That could be entertaining.

    3. Re:excerpts from the memo by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      We lead in innovation in most areas where we compete, and where we do lag - like search and online music distribution - rest assured that the race to innovate has just begun and we will pull ahead.

      Wow they are tipping their hand seriously on this one. So their next big ventures are search and online music. Now call me sceptical but innovate is hardly what I think they are planning to do.

    4. Re:excerpts from the memo by finkployd · · Score: 2, Funny

      rest assured that the race to innovate has just begun and we will pull ahead.

      Hold the phone, did MS just admit they are behind at innovating?

      Also, I'm glad innovation is now measured in how many times you can patent someone else's idea. How many of microsoft's recent patents are actually "innovative"?

    5. Re:excerpts from the memo by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      Yes, but his number for the 98 stock price includes that number, too. Since 98, the company's P/e has halved, from 40+ to approx 20.

    6. Re:excerpts from the memo by pknoll · · Score: 1
      "We must also work to change a number of customer perceptions, including the views that older versions of Office and Windows are good enough..."

      Good luck with that. I honestly can't see MS saying -anything- that would convince me I need more features than I use in my word processor.

    7. Re:excerpts from the memo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "We must also work to change a number of customer perceptions, including the views that older versions of Office and Windows are good enough

      Well, I don't think that older versions of Office and Windows are good enough. I also don't think that the latest versions of Office and Windows are good enough. So Ballmer's vision is becoming a reality, one user at a time.

    8. Re:excerpts from the memo by angulion · · Score: 1
      Somehow I find this memo a bit in contradiction with MS as we know today. Let's see.. On growth and costs: .... Make no mistake -- we must grow our revenues to grow profits. ...

      At some point I think a company, especially one that has saturated the computer market, cannot just grow profits. Especially at a time when an OS and Office-suite is starting to become a comodity.

      On the need to innovate: ... We are filing for over 2,000 patents a year for new technologies, and we see that number increasing.

      As I remember history, the most innovative things that they have done has been some other companys innovation that got bought or copied. Besides, in my book and USPTO's poor job I don't see the number of patents necessary have to do anything with the number of innovations a company makes.

      On Microsoft's share price: ... the end of FY98. Our stock was around $25 then, as it is now, and we have more than doubled our operating profits since. ...

      This in it self should be a sign that something is wrong with the market and that MS enjoys the benefits of control that comes with being a (illegal) monopoly.

      On aiming products at various markets: "Our products must also be better segmented for different users with different needs.

      This is perhaps the most contradicting of them all.. It would really be nice to see them offer something that isn't "one fits all" as they have done so far.

      On perceptions of Microsoft: "We must also work to change a number of customer perceptions,

      No, you need to work on your products and flaws of them - preceptions will change by themself as a result. Noone has made a huge PR-campaign about how secure for example Apache is - it is a preception that has come as a result of companies using it and finding it out for themselves. For the most part same goes with Linux and much other OSS.

      On avoiding the trappings of size: "Nothing solves 'big company' ills quite like a strong focus on accountability for results with customers and shareholders.

      So far I haven't seen them feel being accountable to anyone but shareholders. Last time I checked the EULA it explicitly says that they aren't accountable for anything (but bad media). And what comes to support - I have called MS support perhaps twice, both time hanging up and giving up (on the support) after waiting in line for 15+ min.. So much for support.

      All in all, they have quite a lot they could do better, but not all of those thing will make expenses go down. In fact quite few will, at least in short term.

      Just my .02cents (euro).
  32. Just as I suspected ... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... Ballmer, the over-excited monkey-boy, is going to steer the company towards its eventual demise. Well, not many companies with 56 billion in cash can actually die, but it can easily fade into obscurity.

    My theory is that Microsoft needs to behave like Starbucks. They need to open little locations all over the world, which cater to small and medium businesses ... kind of like UPS, actually. And then all the mini-Ballmers can walk around with onions on their belt and reminisce about taking the ferry to Shelbyville.

    Er, where was I? Oh, yes. The memo is bland and boring, just like Ballmer's management style. The only reason the monkeyboy clip exists is because he was trying way too damn hard to conceal his true TQM leanings. Ballmer will not revitalize Microsoft. I could, I think. But he can't.

    Steve, can I have your job for about three months? It wouldn't be enough time to effect a proper change, but darn it would be fun to have a slashdot reader in charge. :)

  33. They could save about $800 per employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    By switching to Linux and OpenOffice/KOffice on their desktops. Not their development or testing machines, but just their accountants, security team, and call centers.

    Dang! Wait a sec...Windows and Office are free to them, so it only saves on the cost of anti-virus + downtime/patch maintenance, so that's probably only $50 per user or so.

    1. Re:They could save about $800 per employee by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      so this is where the SPA and BSA get their numbers! of course! MS probably has hundreds of thousands of copies of MS Outlook, WinXP, Win2k and everything else installed that they didn't pay for.

      for shame, all along blaming p2p...

    2. Re:They could save about $800 per employee by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Windows and Office are free to them, so it only saves on the cost of anti-virus + downtime/patch maintenance, so that's probably only $50 per user or so.

      But, don't forget about the user support costs, the system maintenance costs, and the downtime which results from running Windows, Outlook, et cetera, and the resulting infections.

      All that dwarfs the price tag of the software, and most of it could be reduced if they used a mix of Linux and OpenBSD.

      What's probably more important, by using the GNU development tools, they could easily port their software to dozens of architectures. Right now, MS can't maintain the Intel architecture for one OS and one office suite, while Debian can manage to keep three OSs and more than 8,000 programs built and installable on a dozen architectures. Think what MS could manage if they had up-to-date tools like the ones Debian uses!

    3. Re:They could save about $800 per employee by archen · · Score: 1

      I have to say one thing about MS: they use their own stuff and it actually works. It seems like demo after demo works fine for them, and every rep I've seen has his stuff working flawlessly.

      Of course I have yet to see any other corperation actually get MS's stuff to work half as well for them - which says a lot.

    4. Re:They could save about $800 per employee by isorox · · Score: 1

      downtime/patch maintenance

      And all those reboots.

      Probably about half-hour per computer per month, you're looking at $500 a year minimum in that case (cost of techie to do the work, cost of receptionist not working at the time)

    5. Re:They could save about $800 per employee by toriver · · Score: 1

      By switching to Linux and OpenOffice/KOffice on their desktops.

      Remember to deduct the $699 Linux license fee to SCO, which leaves a $101 saving.

    6. Re:They could save about $800 per employee by smithmc · · Score: 1

      By switching to Linux and OpenOffice/KOffice on their desktops.

      Hell no, that would cost them $699 a seat!

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  34. MS News? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You hear about wonderful things in Microsoft's lab. One project, called News Junkie, sifts through articles on the Web and presents to you only the ones you haven't seen before.
    I think the google news service is pretty hard to beat.
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    1. Re:MS News? by hey · · Score: 1

      > The interview Bush wouldn't like you to hear [indymedia.org]

      Well, I listened to the interview.
      Its nothing special... just dum-dum and trying (poorly) to justify his stupid policies.

  35. what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol micros~1 sux laffo lunix rulez0r

  36. Microsoft's Solution is simple by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The article seems to imply that Microsoft needs to find a new and interesting way to innovate.

    Seems to me that Sun led the way back in the early 1990s when they developed Java. Take 1 really talented software engineer, and give him something to work on. Allow him to pick 5 to 10 other talented people, and sequester them from the rest of the company for 1 year.

    At Microsoft's level, they can probably afford to do this with 20 or 30 such groups in parallel working on the same or similar ideas.

    After a year, dump the projects that are not going well, and refocus those groups on other ideas. Innovation is rarely done by large commitees.

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    1. Re:Microsoft's Solution is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The article seems to imply that Microsoft needs to find a new and interesting way to innovate.

      It's hard to do something they never did. Microsoft doesn't innovate, they copy or buy.

    2. Re:Microsoft's Solution is simple by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
      I don't know about that - some of my favorite Microsoft innovations... the Microsoft Mouse (the kidney shape mouse, the tracker mouse, the x-y axis modification available in the intelliPoint software) was a great Microsoft innovation. I know several people who still swear by the Microsoft Split Keyboard.

      Kidding aside, once upon a time, they were a company that wrote language compilers, and MASM, is still the standard that other assembly compilers are compared to today. GW Basic, was quite innovative, a welcome departure from the standard BASIC language.

      It could be argued too that Sun's greatest innovations were in hardware, before Java. And the closed doors/hands off policy to the Java team paid off quite well. That's my point. Don't tie someone down to what is... just let them loose.

      Now excuse me while I continue using my Linux desktop.

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    3. Re:Microsoft's Solution is simple by Frisky070802 · · Score: 1

      Isn't this what Microsoft Research is supposed to be about?

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    4. Re:Microsoft's Solution is simple by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
      That's excactly it. Research is too entrenched in trying to make sure their "research" fits in with the existing platforms.

      Innovation requires being removed from such restraints. ...Coming up with something that's actually new.

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    5. Re:Microsoft's Solution is simple by Frisky070802 · · Score: 1

      I disagree completely. Research labs come up with new cool stuff all the time. Didn't Java come out of SunLabs? It's just that it's so hard for many labs to impact the rest of the company. That's a relationship management problem, not a question of the environment of the folks doing the innovation.

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    6. Re:Microsoft's Solution is simple by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
      Java came out of Sun Labs, but it was written in a vacuum. They had a seaparte office space, and there were not a dozen hands popping in and out saying stupid things like, "you can't do that, that will conflict with my memory management library".

      Most corporate labs come up with great ideas that are sqashed before they can mature, simply because somebody else says - ''Yeah, but Internet Explorer already does half of that, why don't you pass your idea to the "Explorer" team.''

      Those are the opportunities that are lost daily. That's how Bell Labs came out with so much cool stuff in the late 60s early 70s. They used their R&D budget to let their engineers go nuts. Half of the stuff they worked on had no business in a telecom company, but eventually - these ideas evolved and turned into UNIX and the C language (which 10 years later were used to do telephone switching).

      What was not useful was sent to museums or sold to other companies. Microsoft could do this, too. However, they have - so far - chosen not to do this.

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  37. Too early to talk about mid-life crisis by bheer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Companies don't mature until they go through a couple generations of management and product lines. This is one of the criteria used in Built to Last, one of the few biz books I can say were a *good* use of my time (the other IIRC was the ability to deal with failure and bounce back).

    Basically, MS has been under the same management (Gates, and even Ballmer has been around since the beginning, pretty much) since its inception. Product lines -- well, in a way it has been through three: command line (DOS-era), early GUI (Win 3.x and Win9x) and modern OSes and platforms (NT, networking products), but it has shown considerable difficulty getting out of the "sell boxes of software" model.

    Given all of these, I'd call MS a very immature company even now. Midlife crises will come the day Linux is just as good on the desktop as OSX is, and MS is forced to look in the mirror and ask, "what now?"

  38. Offshoring my Boyos! by gelfling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most of MS costs are labor - people. How you reduce labor costs is to pay less and pay fewer people.

    Expect cuts. All this talk about how MS is no longer going to pay for shiatsu massages for your 'animal companion' is just their way of saying "Hey dickheads the 90's are really fucking over". Next stop - "Microsoft is just like everyone else, move to India or get fired!"

    1. Re:Offshoring my Boyos! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Microsoft already employees a number of Indian workers. The problem is, you can't outsource innovation, which is what Microsoft needs. For a company like IBM that isn't innovating anyway, just solving problems with stock solutions, outsourcing works.

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    2. Re:Offshoring my Boyos! by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Did you just imply that IBM doesn't innovate?

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      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    3. Re:Offshoring my Boyos! by shoeless_barney · · Score: 1

      Or, buy all the developers in India for 56,000,000,000. With an option are their children.

  39. laying off 4,000 people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it just means they are laying off a bunch of people...

    probably in the USA where labor is more expensive.

  40. 300k Per Employee? by mattyohe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thats 17 Billion dollars right there!

    Just cut it down to 282k per employee. There are 57,000 of them so that would apporoximate a 1 billion dollar cut right there.

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    1. Re:300k Per Employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OOOhhhhh. Thank you for the Math.

      Much love.
      Stevie Ballmer

      P.S. Now if you only included, how to cut it down to 282k, that would be great. Again, much love.

    2. Re:300k Per Employee? by mattyohe · · Score: 1

      Cut Free Gym Memberships
      Cut free beverages at work
      Cut well-stocked cafeterias
      Cut paternity leave and reimbursement for adoption fees

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      - what is the definition of simultanagnosia?! I've been meaning to look it up!
    3. Re:300k Per Employee? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      >> Cut paternity leave... ... now add $500K for every time you get sued and lose (which will be everytime if you believe in the FMLA).

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    4. Re:300k Per Employee? by mattyohe · · Score: 1

      That would make sense if you didn't understand what Microsoft does. The FMLA requires that employers grant 12 workweeks of UNPAID leave.

      Microsoft pays you for that time off.

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    5. Re:300k Per Employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut everything else, but if the free soda goes, I go!

    6. Re:300k Per Employee? by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      Cutting Employee benefits is nearly irrelevant. You could fire every single employee of Microsoft below the upper management level and you would not save the $1 Billion desired to be saved. Firing Steve and Bill would more than save the money. This is the reality of modern management issues. All of the talk about the benefits of Outsourcing etc are lies. All they are is covers for the CEO CFO etc carting the stockholders money away.

      Stockholders should take a hard look at any company doing outsourcing or these massive staffing changes. The workers may not be the only ones getting the boot. The owners (Stockholders) are getting the boot too!

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  41. Heh by Ag3nt · · Score: 1

    Servers them right. You make crappy software, you don't make money. You don't make money, you have to cut expenses.

  42. Cut a billion dollars in expenses? by mcc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, the last time I checked, that was roughly how much they'd lost over the previous four quarters on the XBox venture... and roughly how much they'd lost onthe XBox venture over the four quarters before that...

    In a company where pretty much everything except Windows and Office is the company just tossing money at an unprofitable venture for the privilige of having a product in that area, finding a billion dollars to cut shouldn't be that hard...

  43. Polo Shirt Profits? by OneBigWord · · Score: 1

    Microsoft could probably save some money is it stopped making so many polo shirts.
    Not that I have anything against high fashion, I just though they were a software company.

  44. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Interesting

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  45. Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My god this is hilarious! Please post this more often. Its a nice change from the stupid GNAA first posts.

  46. Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love it! Next time, a french one?

  47. Developers..Developers..Hercules..Hercules.. by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    Whenever my mind veers off the beaten path in to its unchartered perverse territories, I have memories of *horror* Ballmer singing and dancing to "Developers..Developers..Developers."

    And whenever my mind pulls it off, I am reminded of Eddie Murphy (playing Anna Pearl "Mama" Jensen Klump, Sherman's mother in Nutty Professor II) jumping up and down with fake titties bouncing going "Hercules..Hercules"

    Now, Balmer dancing on stage with Fake tits.. and Powell running around in circles in a Construction worker's outfit singing "YMCA..", THAT I will pay to see..

  48. Longhorn by rd_syringe · · Score: 0

    There are some cool features that warrant the change to XP (i.e., System Restore), but you are right that not much is actually changed.

    The big thing is going to be Longhorn--that's why it's taking so long. WinFS, Avalon, whole new interface called Aero Glass, an entire .NET-based OS that replaces Win32, and so on. You're right that Microsoft hasn't offered much in the past 4 years as far as actual change goes (I consider 2000/XP because it finally got most people off the 9x core), but Longhorn is set to fulfill that. I'm already looking forward to the new era of Windows based entirely on safe and stable .NET code.

    I admit it, I'm a fan of the .NET technologies. I'm really looking forward to Mono becoming mature. If all goes well I hope it can be ported to OS X.

    1. Re:Longhorn by robochan · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...The big thing is going to be Longhorn--that's why it's taking so long. WinFS, Avalon, whole new interface called Aero Glass, an entire .NET-based OS that replaces Win32, and so on...

      I hear it's going ot come bundled with Duke Nukem Forever too.

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    2. Re:Longhorn by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      I thought that winFS got pushed out of Longhorn. Though maybe it was just the relational database aspect of winFS.

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    3. Re:Longhorn by dasmegabyte · · Score: 0

      The joke with Duke Nukem Forever was that it will be done "when it's ready."

      That joke does not work on Longhorn, which was promised for 2006 and is right on target for 2006.

      If you're mad at anything, get mad at the release date slip for Yukon.

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    4. Re:Longhorn by mslinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please... no one will buy longhorn for at least 2, perhaps even 3 years AFTER it's been released. Hell, I know lots of people who are still chuging along with Windows 95... the PC desktop is flat, one might even say that it's dead. Sure, it'll be around for a long time, but win32 will be firmly entrenched for a long time too, not this "longhorn" crap... it's all pie in the sky.

    5. Re:Longhorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm already looking forward to the new era of Windows based entirely on safe and stable .NET code.

      Expecting a new era of secure code from Microsoft is kind of liking expecting Communism to suddenly spring forth and operate in some kind of human utopia. Neither are going to happen.

    6. Re:Longhorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except longhorn probably won't have all of those features. I have a friend who works at M$ who recently spoke with one of the main longhorn developers who informed him that they are scrapping what they have been working on and are going back to the 2003 server code and using that as the base to work off of.

    7. Re:Longhorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *LongHorn* ;) perhaps its `small man`s syndrome not mind-life crisis

    8. Re:Longhorn by dcam · · Score: 1

      Forgive my ignorance but I thought that Yukon slipped as a result of Longhorn slipping. I seem to recollect that there were technologies in Longhorn that were going to be used in Yukon. The reverse may also be true, ie Yukon cannot be finished until longhorn is finished because lonhorn uses some Yukon tech (eg winFS).

      The interesting thing with Yukon and Longhorn is that betas for both are available to some right now, however neither is slated for release this year.

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      meh
    9. Re:Longhorn by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Maybe nobody will buy it, but I reckon everyone will pirate it!

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    10. Re:Longhorn by parawing742 · · Score: 1

      Longhorn isn't Microsoft's key to success. Since a lot of software will have to be rewritten/updated to run properly under Longhorn, this will give the perfect opportunity for people to switch to a non-Microsoft OS...such as Linux.

    11. Re:Longhorn by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

      There aren't any apps for Linux that they want. Why would anything need to be "rewritten" for Longhorn? Microsoft demonstrated older apps running at the PDC, but complete with the vector-scaling. The apps didn't know any better. They even played Quake 3 while a video was running in a spinning window.

      This is the same thing I've heard since 1998. "This time, people will switch!"

  49. (300K-??) * 57k or 300k*(57k-??) by MixmastaKooz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just do the math... Will cutting down costs per employeee be their goal or will it be cutting down on employees? (or both) Hmm...either way, they're going to have to make a decision: dominate everything (then start underpaying) or dominate one/two things with less resources. This must be a shock to their corporate culture....

  50. Well, you kinda gotta... by TheTXLibra · · Score: 1

    I mean, most games didn't work right with Windows 2000, and some don't support Windows 98. Not to mention that most help desks are using Microsoft's Life Cycle in order to cut down on the calls they have to take. Just TRY getting support for a product running on Windows 95... It's fun!

    But yeah, I see your point. MS really needs to do something to make itself more money. Maybe they could do an Age of Space or something, and give us the long-desired sequal to StarCraft.

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    -The Libra
    "Please be patient--The future will begin momentarily."
    1. Re:Well, you kinda gotta... by Feyr · · Score: 1

      isp here, and we support win95
      we also support macos8, and i've been known to help a customer with windows 3.1 (!)

  51. next big thing by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    a key focus now for Ballmer is "process excellence," which seems unlikely to inspire Microsoftees to stay up all night creating the Next Big Thing.

    The Next Big Thing *is* process excellence and the goodies that come about through that, like secure software with minimal bugs. Ballmer atleast has that right. Now if he can have his developers find their idea of a Next Big Thing, while keeping true to the real Next Big Thing (process excellence) then you might see MS leave the doldrums of midlife crisis.

    1. Re:next big thing by asr_man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What is this, a troll? We had this crap all through the 90s boom.

      The Next Big Thing *is* $MANAGEMENT_FAD and all the goodies that come with that, like $SOFTWARE_BUZZWORDS.

      "Process excellence" in software is usually the wishful thinking of a management that believes dehumanized industrial optimization techniques apply to a creative craft practice. The "process" typically accelerates the exodus of the most knowledgeable and productive employees to less mind-numbing work environments. Show me one good process that produces excellent software despite being run by idiots. Focusing on process is what companies do when they've become so clueless they can't find their *ss with both hands. Of course, most companies enter such a phase in their evolution, perhaps it is Microsoft's turn.

      "Just enough" process is the right amount. Just enough to keep release cycles sane. Just enough to keep the product evolution from becoming too unstable. But not enough to distract people from focusing on their real work, doubt their better judgement, or prevent their creative juices from flowing. Any more than that and the perpetrators should be smacked repeatedly on the head with a rolled-up gantt chart.

    2. Re:next big thing by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      No, it's not a troll, and it's different from $MANAGEMENT_FAD. It's not a fad to understand how time, features, and resources interact.

      Sure software is a creative craft. Still craftsmen have to create things that will exist outside the vacuum of their workbench. Managing people is also a creative craft that is equally if not more difficult. management won't like a paper pushing process any more than developers would.

      I agree that "Just enough" process is the right amount, if you have the right people. A good process should be as transparent and natural as possible, and should coerce people who may not be the best for their position in the proper direction without herding them (developers and management alike). there probably aren't any hard fast rules to get a process like this. Still, if MS can find a process for them that minimizes their current problems in software development without creating new problems, they will have solved half their battle.

    3. Re:next big thing by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      it's different from $MANAGEMENT_FAD. It's not a fad to understand how time, features, and resources interact.

      The surest sign something is $MANAGEMENT_FAD, is a forecful declaration that it isn't, followed by a statement that the fad in question pays attention to, well, what every technique pays attention to.
    4. Re:next big thing by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The surest sign something is $MANAGEMENT_FAD, is a forecful declaration that it isn't, followed by a statement that the fad in question pays attention to, well, what every technique pays attention to.

      And the whole point of software process is to remove as much mechanical stuff from the dev process as possible. Incidentally, brilliant people operating without a process cannot produce a large scale, consistent product.

      --
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    5. Re:next big thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough* Linux *cough*

    6. Re:next big thing by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      *cough* cvs *cough*
      *cough* dev mailing lists *cough*
      *cough* kernel release schedule *cough*

      If you think that there is no "process" behind the release of OSS, please stay as far away from any development projects as possible.

      And yes, I helped develop MacCVS, so I do know WTF I am talking about.

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      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
  52. Midlife Crisis? by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 1

    What's the coporate version of a red sports car and a trophy wife?

  53. They need the 1 billion by birukun · · Score: 1

    To pay for this

    Things are coming to a close on this case, and the European theatre is heating up.
    Microsoft meets Europe July 27

    The bigger they are.........

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    Self Defense - A Human Right www.a-human-right.com
  54. Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.

    Good job. Nothing gay in it any more. Clearly removed all traces of gayness. Keep up the good work.

    Can I donate something to your G^WPaypal account?

  55. Rerelease of the classics by thpdg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Coming off the heels of Nintendo rereleasing Super Mario Bros 1, and Zelda, I think we need to see the same from Microsoft. Who here wouldn't lay out $19.99 for a copy of early DOS and Windows. And hey, no fair answering if you've still got the install floppies on your desk. Atari and Activision have those game controllers that hook to the TV and have like 10 classic games in them. How about a keyboard that has Word 5 in it? A USB port for a keychain on the side. I bet we could have it running Linux in no time. Imagine a beowulf cluster of THOSE!

    Ok, ok, enough joking around. I hate to say it, but Microsoft needs to learn how to make a buck off of Linux. They could create their own distro and do their own API and app porting to it. For the same reason people love that OS X is built on *nix, people wouldn't mind a Windows built on it. The best of both worlds. Sign me up for that.
    Thanks, you can have the podium back now.

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    -Patrick

    "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

    1. Re:Rerelease of the classics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would bet my mortgage that Office for Linux is ready for beta testing, and that MS Linux is as well. As others have said, MS has the ability to have tiger teams out the kazoo. And one can easily embrace/extend Linux just like everything else - layer crap which is proprietary on the GPL'd stuff. Or, use a different/proprietary window manager.

  56. I think... by Mz6 · · Score: 1
    "We are filing for over 2,000 patents a year for new technologies, and we see that number increasing"

    Which could only mean that this would add an extra 2,000+ stories to Slashdot every year on stupid, meaningless patents that seem to always get approved.

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    Hmmm.
  57. I'm a management consultant by rw2 · · Score: 1

    Since I do management consulting for a living I can say that Microsoft is in a very enviable position in terms of reducing average employee costs. They are at $300K now, but they also have many billions in the bank. Next year they should just double their staff size by hiring the nations poor for $6/hr. Not only will their per-staff costs plummit, but they won't generate any debt and they'll be providing a great service to the nation.

    (Since this is /. I suppose I should point out that I'm joking, but I really am a management consultant)

    1. Re:I'm a management consultant by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Odds are someone cooked this idea up over a spreadsheet.

      You see, you add up this column, and then reduce by this column and we go from making an ASSLOAD of money, to makeing a HEAPING assload of money.

      And Odds are there is going to be a major bugfix for Excel out in the next few weeks...

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  58. Netcraft confirms... by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft is dying.

  59. Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    * Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.


    As opposed to truly gay now?

  60. I have a solution! by weeboo0104 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quick! Someone send Steve Ballmer a TCO study that shows how much money they will save if Microsoft migrates to Linux!!!

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    It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. -Frederick Douglass
  61. Average cost per employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's an average cost per employee, wouldn't docking the top execs pay a few hundred thousand do more than docking everyone's pay or laying off people?

    1. Re:Average cost per employee? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Of course that's the logical answer but you forget that decisions to cut pay and cut employees are made from the TOP-DOWN.

      Hmmm, if I'm Steve Ballmer, am I going to cut the positions and pay of the guys I play golf with or the schmucks who drive their own cars home?

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  62. MS has been trying to innovate for 13 years by gosand · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Unfortunately, the need for innovative work to reinforce and expand the existing business model and never ever undermine it is constraining and prevents the company from releasing the full talent of its employees.

    Unless over the last 13 years you have used your immense cash stockpiles to hire people for the sole purpose of research.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:MS has been trying to innovate for 13 years by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      But what as MSRES done?

    2. Re:MS has been trying to innovate for 13 years by EddWo · · Score: 1

      Take a look at some of this stuff from their social computing group. Nearly everything on the page is going to end up in Longhorn in one form or another, some of it has already appeared in products.

      They are trying to drive the PC towards a central point in peoples work, entertainment and interactions, not just a box sitting on a desk.

      --
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    3. Re:MS has been trying to innovate for 13 years by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      IOW, you can't name anything either?

    4. Re:MS has been trying to innovate for 13 years by srenker · · Score: 1
      Sidebar from article:

      "It's a blast being here," Dumais says, adding: "It's amazingly seductive to ship what you've done to hundreds of millions of people."

      Seductive? Done to hundreds of millions of people? Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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      My new /. login is fabu10u$.
  63. Microsoft Penis Car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, that explains where the name "Longhorn" came from...

  64. Microsoft, the new Enron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their boat is sinking.
    All these diversionary tactics are designed to lull their investors into thinking they are still growing, when if fact they have started shrinking.

    There'll be more attempts at "rightsizing" and other shell games before they go belly-up in a whirl of scandal.

    Goodbye, Microsoft. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

  65. Microsoft may break itself up by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Funny. Micro$oft fought tooth and nail to avoid being broken up into pieces after being found guilty of anti-trust violations. It would have been the best thing for the value of existing assets and future innovation. Expect to see Micro$oft creating its own spinoffs soon.

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    an ill wind that blows no good
  66. But that is the simple truth by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    I wish I had the link to the article, but the fact is 90% (or some other ungodly figure ) of their revenue comes from MSOffice and their Operating System division.

    Imagine, Almost 90%..that sure should give the rest of them infinite amounts of inferiority complex.

  67. stock included, game soon over. by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The NYT and Register also are running storries about Ballmer's unusual memo. Stock option discounts will be reduced to 10% from 15%.

    Employees can clearly expect no protection from M$'s 56 billion dollars. From the NYT article:

    Using some of Microsoft's $56 billion in cash to maintain worker benefits, Mr. Ballmer explained, is not an option. "The cash is the shareholders' money," he wrote, "so we need to either invest in new opportunities or return it to them."

    Whack! Who would think that the company that has screwed it's investors, partners and customers would turn around and screw their employees?

    Last year's hiring binge is over and the Microsoft game is very close to over. Speculation is that up to $40 billion will be used in a stock buyback to keep the options from tanking. That will leave them with about two or three quarters of operating expenses in the bank. Good riddance, IT will be a much better place without them.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:stock included, game soon over. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 0
      I'm glad I'm not the only one with Enron-like apocalyptic visions for Microsoft.

      Money shifts like sand.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:stock included, game soon over. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using some of Microsoft's $56 billion in cash to maintain worker benefits, Mr. Ballmer explained, is not an option. "The cash is the shareholders' money," he wrote, "so we need to either invest in new opportunities or return it to them."

      I guess Atlas Shrugged skewed my thinking, but I typically consider capable, motivated employees to be an investment, as opposed to a financial burden. Who is Steve Ballmer? (that's an allusion, not a question)

    3. Re:stock included, game soon over. by BdosError · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then both of you should go back on your meds.

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      Complexity is Easy. Simplicity is Hard.
    4. Re:stock included, game soon over. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Their profitibility is bound to take a nosedive pretty soon. Taiwan has decided that windows+office is worth no more then $50.00 and MS gave in. Other countries are sure to wise up pretty soon too.

      Lucky for them there are lots of big dumb corporations in the US. My company pays almost retail for thousands of office licenses. Mainly because my CIO is dumber then rocks and does not know how to negotiate.

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      evil is as evil does
    5. Re:stock included, game soon over. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I typically consider capable, motivated employees to be an investment

      You should have been the one, then, to teach business methods to my IT dept's VP, since he recently said we were an "expense" and a "necessary evil" ... and then he outsourced us. I wonder how he categorizes his salary?

      Anyway, keeping in tune with your sentiment, I'm sure he's going to find out the price to be paid for engaging in fatal cost cutting.

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      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    6. Re:stock included, game soon over. by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      > I guess Atlas Shrugged skewed my thinking ...

      Sure did! Ayn Rand'll rot your brain in large doses.

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
    7. Re:stock included, game soon over. by rnd() · · Score: 1

      Great employees are obviously an investment, and Microsoft wouldn't be the hugely profitable company that it is unless each of the employees who "cost" $300K earned the company more than $300K (on average) per year.

      The cost per employee is simply the fixed + variable cost of doing business for one year divided by the number of employees. It's not a terribly useful statistic.

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      Amazing magic tricks

    8. Re:stock included, game soon over. by jcutting · · Score: 1

      > Stock option discounts will be reduced to 10% from 15%.

      Actually, your statement is incorrect. The reduction affects the Employee Stock Purchase Program, which allows employees to contribute a percentage of their salary to a fund that is used every 6 months or so to purchase MSFT stock. The reduction pertains to how much of the employee's salary can be used to purchase stock - instead of 15%, it's now reduced to 10%. I know some employees that aren't happy about it, but it's not like anyone's really getting screwed as part of that particular cutback.

    9. Re:stock included, game soon over. by goatan · · Score: 1
      Hmm Twitter stands by his posts you don't and post AC. twitter wins because he belives what he writes you don't and won't let other see your posting history.

      i have seen alot worse than twitter. and It's You

      I don't know about you, but I'd rather take the trolls and crapflooders over people like "twitter" any day.

      I guess you read and respond to every piece of spam that comes in or would rather put up with organised crime but clamps down on littering.

      --
      Saying Apple is better than MS is like saying Botulism is better than rabies.

  68. Microsoft's Turning Circle by MacDaffy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft's strength has always been embrace and extend. Its weakness comes in the decisions on whether to "exploit" or "extinguish." It has killed a legion of technologies/business/competitors whose contributions to the world of computing have come to nothing or have been FUBARed--just because Microsoft feared the competition.

    It has bowdlerized standards when it could for its own gain (e.g. Kerberos, SMB, etc.). Microsoft sees computing as a zero-sum game where it MUST win and everyone else must lose. Rather than compete by making itself look good (innovation, quality, service), it has been always willing to win by making others--including itself--look bad.

    Then comes Open Source--a game where they either play fair or they don't play at all. Now, Microsoft is stuck with having to REALLY innovate. Linux and Mac OS X are running rings around Redmond and Ballmer's only answer is to exhort the troops. That won't work.

    Microsoft needs to adopt open source, retool its operating system and--for once--put all that money toward excellence rather than bullying the market, ripping off innovators and/or buying ascendancy via restrictive contracts with manufacturers. If Apple announces Mac OS X for x86 or some other innovation comes along, the good ship Microsoft is going to have a BIG hole below its water line and not enough buckets to bail with.

    The history of personal computing is comprised of sea changes. Ballmer's memo acknowledges that. He remembers the position he was in ten years ago.

    1. Re:Microsoft's Turning Circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Linux and Mac OS X are running rings around Redmond and Ballmer's only answer is to exhort the troops." No they aren't. Not yet at least. But I think Microsoft can see that the day when some of the alternative operating systems get to the point where they are threatening Microsoft's OS share. And they are (with good reason) scared of that day. But this is all good, Microsoft may finally come up with some innovations worth buying, and if they do, they deserve to hold the OS market. The flipside is, if they fail to innovate enough, they lose the market.

    2. Re:Microsoft's Turning Circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Apple is too stupid(or smart) to release OSX for x86.

      Steve Job's mind is so stuck in the high-margin hardware world that he won't ever see the opportunity.

      He proved it when he killed cloning. Porting to x86 would have the same effect except then there is NO reason to buy Apple hardware.

      Microsoft has NOTHING to fear from Apple.

    3. Re:Microsoft's Turning Circle by MacDaffy · · Score: 1
      "Linux and Mac OS X are running rings around Redmond and Ballmer's only answer is to exhort the troops." No they aren't. Not yet at least.
      Just one example: browsers. Tell me you would have predicted two years ago that Internet Explorer would be under the siege it's experiencing right now. Microsoft can't really fix what's wrong with it and they're trying to get everyone to wait for Longhorn--whenever that arrives. One of my customers whipped out his credit card and bought a used iBook (dual-USB) on Tuesday just because of the latest announced series of exploits. I've installed almost twenty copies of Firefox and Mozilla in a week's time.

      You can "see that the day when some of the alternative operating systems [threaten] Microsoft's OS share" because that day is already here."
    4. Re:Microsoft's Turning Circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It has bowdlerized standards when it could for its own gain (e.g. Kerberos, SMB, etc.).

      I think you mean bastardized. As for SMB, MS hardly developed any of this CIFS stuff .. most of it was connected to DEC somehow, whether through PathWorks's client stuff, or the DCE RPC that all the network services are based on.

      As for Open Source, Microsoft makes more revenue that all the open source companies put together make.

    5. Re:Microsoft's Turning Circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second definition from Dictionary.com: bowdlerize--To modify, as by shortening or simplifying or by skewing the content in a certain manner.

      I said what I meant; I meant what I said.

  69. Enjoy these good days. by velophile · · Score: 1
    Because when microsoft is gone we are going to miss such a big target. We're in the ending days of the OS cold war and and it looks like the open source ideals will be the ones to topple the microsoft monopoly. After that is done, the competition will become more diverse and obscure. With out such a great target to aim at open source might lose some of the zest it has now.

    I suppose the best thing would be to see microsoft lose a sizable portion of it's user base and become more dynamic in its products and increase industry inovation over all.

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    - vphl
  70. Pretty stupid solution by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The cost per employee at msft is high, partly due to some of the best working conditions in the industry - love 'em or hate em', msft is consistently voted as the best place to work, at least here in the UK, but i'm pretty sure the states is more or less the same. Ballmer (if he would have had hair) is a typical PHB , in that he thinks that cutting costs in some of these "extra's" will make the company "perform better", but usually, the opposite is true. Ballmer and his yes-men probably have not heard about some of the modern management techniques that disprove this single-minded vision of manageing a company. The free Coke's are probably next to go. Along with a fair chunk of employee productivity, no doubt.

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    1. Re:Pretty stupid solution by Bearpaw · · Score: 0
      The cost per employee at msft is high, partly due to some of the best working conditions in the industry - love 'em or hate em', msft is consistently voted as the best place to work ...

      Hmmm. What's the operating system on the machine where the vote is tallied?

    2. Re:Pretty stupid solution by Manip · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually cisco was voted the best place to work in the UK. Microsoft was in the top 20 but not top 10 in the UK.

    3. Re:Pretty stupid solution by plj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are referring to balanced scorecard (BSC) as a "modern management technique that disproves a single-minded vision of managing a company".

      I disagree. My recent job was to help with technical implementation of a BSC system on a traditional (non-IT) industry company (a dairy - some of their products are also available in U.S. as "Finlandia Cheese"). IMO BSC is mostly just another management "ism"; it's idea of importance of measuring performance from many different aspects - not just the bottom line - is good, but in the end, any non-clueless management should realise this all by themselves - blindly following BSC or any other management philosophy (and wasting money along the way) does not make any business clever and competitive.

      I think that traditional analysing of strengths, weaknesses opportunities and threats should brings best results for most companies, when done constantly. This is also, where MS has mostly mostly failed; it has been binding itself to it's traditional (and partly illegally aquired) Windows & Office monopolies, without realising that the world is changing around it. If it would have analysed itself properly, it would have realised that the monopoly days are permanently over, but it could have used it's strong existing market position for embracing, if not OSS then at least open standards (without extending this time), and position itself as a company, whose solutions work well with others' (unlike today) but best together - just like Apple's, but instead running on commodity (mostly x86) hardware.

      BSC is probably rather good management strategy when used properly in low-margin, high-volume businesses á la Dell, where you need to run not only with minimum costs but with maximum process efficiency, and still without forgetting customer & learning perpectives. But I don't really believe that it would ever be the theory of everything for someone like MS, or for any other high-volume SW corp, where the low-cost, high-volume option will always be OSS.

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    4. Re:Pretty stupid solution by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 1

      wrong - if you bother to look up the facts you will find that MSFT scores 13th on the total list, and second in IT/Tech companies.

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      People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
    5. Re:Pretty stupid solution by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 1

      Hi Pekka,

      Funny - you say you disagree with my statement about the balanced scorecard disproving a single-minded vision of corporate management, and then you go on to confirm my statement in the same paragraph (you say "it's idea of importance of measuring performance from many different aspects - not just the bottom line - is good" - which is exactly where I am coming from)

      As for corporate management, the only two tools you *really* need for the main stuff are MOST (Mission, Objective, Strategy, Tactics) and SWOT (Strenghts, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats) - everything else fits in one of those areas. However, BSC most certainly fits with the MOST area, and simply helps articulate things. elevating it to "all encompassing" status in any type of organisations imply shows that the management consultant has lost the plot (as usual)

      Your statements around MSFT bear further thought on your part though - if you for one moment assume that MSFT is not aware and actively engaging with respect to the industry it occupies and the changes that are happeninig - constantly - within that industry, you have a nasty little suprise coming your way some time soon. Few people realise that, whatever happens from here on out, MSFT is going to be around for a very long time, and is going to play a large part in whatever software mix is being delivered to customers. Talking about them as if they have failed, or are history is naive and demonstrates a lack of insight about the industry we occupy.

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      People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  71. News Junkie? by LISNews · · Score: 1

    One interesting quote down near the end of that article caught my eye: " One project, called News Junkie, sifts through articles on the Web and presents to you only the ones you haven't seen before." Sounds like a neat idea, though isn't that why we all read slashdot?

    I could find anything on that on the MSFT Research Site, nor On Google.

  72. MicroSoft Counts Options as an Expense by kallistiblue · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or at least they did.
    That's one of the reason that MicroSoft doesn't pay any corporate tax.

    Alternative Fuel

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    1. Re:MicroSoft Counts Options as an Expense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "MicroSoft"? What the fuck is that? Are you avoiding "M$" to look less retarded? Well, don't bother, we all know you're fucked in the head already.

      You're welcome.

    2. Re:MicroSoft Counts Options as an Expense by qtp · · Score: 1

      Options are an expense, and Microsoft has fought counting them as such for years because it makes the company look less profitable to investors.

      The investors have every right to know how much stock Microsoft has put on the market through stock options because it (potentially) devalues the stock that they purchased on the market.

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    3. Re:MicroSoft Counts Options as an Expense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your glorious profanities really show you to be the all powerful uber god of this board!

      All hail the prick who points out a capital S in Microsoft!

      I'm so not worthy to post in response to you! -- mainly because I've never been good at communicating with sea sponges.

    4. Re:MicroSoft Counts Options as an Expense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if MS didn't expense their stock options (and if you were actually an informed person on how stock options truly affect a company's financials) you would then be screaming for them to do so.

      But, here at slashdot, the only important thing is to hack away at MS no matter how stupid you make yourself look in the process.

    5. Re:MicroSoft Counts Options as an Expense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny, I can't seem to find any records of most open source softwares having to pay any corporate taxes either.

      hmmmmm

      DOWN WITH OPEN SOURCE! they don't pay their share of taxes! ... and since their product is free, there's no sales tax to feed the government! ... and since the producers aren't always getting paid for their work, they make less income and so pay less taxes! and with less income, they spend less, generating less sales taxes again.

      hmmm, seems there is a HELL OF A LOT of sales tax from the sale of MS products that help keep your hospitals running and roads paved, seems like MS has a lot of employees that pay income tax and who's wages are spent on groceries etc thus feeding more sales taxes back to the government.

      damn you MS for creating such a huge amount of economic activity that helps to pay for all the glorious things our government does with its spin off taxes while those open source guys get away with leeching off society!

      stupid open source people. can never see beyond that supposed 'free' price tag.

  73. Midlife Crisis Toy by cynic10508 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, when guys enter their midlife crisis they go out and buy a Porsche. Does that mean that Microsoft will go out and buy Porsche?

  74. Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quality work, good sir. Wonderful adaptation of a classic Animaniacs song. Do I smell a Grammy?

  75. Refuse the IT guys overtime... by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...when they work nights and weekends patching wormed systems.

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  76. The big buys can sense a... by bob670 · · Score: 1

    change coming, that's why Gates stepped down and Mikey Dell retired. Both MS and Dell are metaphors for the wrong way to handle the tech industry, mass production without innovation. When Gates came out a few months back and said he envisioned a future where hardware was free (as in beer) and that users paid premiums for software, I think he sent a ripple through the likes of HP, IBM and the other OEMs. Times are changing...

  77. Dear Steve: It's Time to Split the Company by MagikSlinger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear Steve,

    If you had really paid attention in your Harvard business classes, you would have learned the story of Standard Oil. A big monopolistic oil company that was finally forced to break up into pieces. Mr. Rockerfeller was sad until he suddenly discovered his stock portfolio went through the roof. Apparently, when Standard Oil became a bunch of smaller companies, they grew the market and their collective market capitlization was far, far greater than they were in one company.

    You've had the opportunity several times now, and the last time had the feds suggested it too. But maybe it's not too late. It's time to knife the baby and split Microsoft into two or more companies. Split applications from OS. Create an Internet technology group separate from the others that encompases IE as a pluggible component for Windows or any OTHER Operating System, and provides search, MSN, Instant Messaging, VOIP, etc.. Move the Entertainment group into its own company and let it succede or fail on its own, and more importantly, let them have the freedom to chose the technologies involved. XBox has fans now, and it has a bright future. But only if the XBox division is no longer distracted by trying to save the OS group.

    Come on, Steve. You know the time is right, and this is so the right thing to do.

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    1. Re:Dear Steve: It's Time to Split the Company by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

      Wait, you expect someone to make money on IE? If it wasn't included with Windows, who would be left running it?

    2. Re:Dear Steve: It's Time to Split the Company by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If you had really paid attention in your Harvard business classes, you would have learned the story of Standard Oil. A big monopolistic oil company that was finally forced to break up into pieces. Mr. Rockerfeller was sad until he suddenly discovered his stock portfolio went through the roof. Apparently, when Standard Oil became a bunch of smaller companies, they grew the market and their collective market capitlization was far, far greater than they were in one company.

      The federal government was never a threat to someone as wily as Rockefeller - they don't even know how much money he has. John D was able, from all accounts, to maintain control of standard oil even in the face of an ordered breakup, by donating the stock to trusts that he controlled. As a bonus, those trusts are charitible, so he avoided income and death tax. What did him in was the discovery of oil on Louisianna, which created new companies faster than he could buy/merge/bury them. Bill is a good businessman (he probably hangs out with John D's grandkids), but he's no Rockefeller.

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    3. Re:Dear Steve: It's Time to Split the Company by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

      Why bother? Microsoft should become a company that produces an office suite and games. For other OSes like BSD, Linux, Solaris, etc.

      It would be SO SIMPLE actually. Since their next generation office product is intended to run on .net, just stick to the mono stack so it can run on anything. Am I nuts or should Microsoft just leave the OSes to the people who know what they're doing?

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  78. When Do I get my Money? by ultrasonik · · Score: 1

    Microsoft still owes me $87 for forwarding an email to 20 of my friends to help them test their email tracking system. I hope they don't plan on reneging on that. I lost 20 friends to make that $87!

  79. Render Farms by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

    MS should just hire a shitload of animators and take over the movie business with massive render farms. They copy everyone else, they might as well just throw their cash at doing what other people do, just more elaborate ;)

    They are probably just spending a lot of money and not "innovating" because there isn't an amazing idea to copy right now. They are in the waiting stage for someone to come a long with a great idea. Once that idea is there, MS will follow (read: will throw their cash at it and integrate into their existing market -- forcing people to use their products).

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  80. Nasty staff cuts! by Frightened_Turtle · · Score: 1

    Hm- Dividing $1 billion by $300k means that there will be one-third of an employee left over the target mark when they do the layoffs.

    I really don't want to be that last employee...

    "Uh, Mr. Ballmer? You asked to see me about the employee cuts?"

    "Yes! Yes, Mr. Turtle! Please lie down on that table- Don't mind the very large axe hovering over your legs..."

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  81. cost of business looks good by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Small to medium sized businesses typically estimate 2.5 * salary (60:40%) as a comfortably affordable "cost of employment". M$ has 57,000 employees, so that $300K:employee means $17.1B - leaving over $15B in 2003 - about 47%. But much of those per-employee expenses are capital assets, like real estate, equipment and furniture, which have resale value beyond their cost and utility. And who knows how M$ accounts for the vast trove of free M$ software they use, and the value of their various expenses in avoiding taxes (ijn fact, probably receiving net income from federal tax rules). So getting from 47% to 40% with more accurate accounting doesn't take very much auditing.

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  82. A natural consequence... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The dilemma that Microsoft is in is a natural consequence of relating success to dollar amounts rather than the feeling one gets when one puts out a quality product.

    Corporations are really a kind of abomination. They embody only one ideal; greed. They are financial black holes sucking up all available wealth. It's there only purpose of existence. The problem is that once the entire market is consumed what then? Either enter into new markets or start squeezing their own workers of course! Cut benefits, wages and any other expenses.

    People, we need to wake up and consider where the world is going. After considering what a corporate world will be like do we really want to allow that? The natural conclusion of a world where corporations own everything is simple. Two classes. The few very rich and the modern day peasants.

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  83. Ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You know nothing of business do you Mr Dark Paladin sir? According to you they have a 5:4 ratio in innovation. You really don't get it do you; most people would kill for a 10:1 ratio. Most VCs make money if they get the right side of these things.


    But hey at the end of the day Bill Gates is one of the richest people on the planet and you are a nobody who makes inaccurate comments on Slashdot. C'est la vie.

  84. Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should use "ö" instead of "oe".

  85. stupid article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And it's about time Microsoft distributed a chunk of its cash to shareholders

    Since when did handing out cash to shareholders ever add value to a company? Pretty silly idea, and has no basis in reality.

    As for the rest, I wouldnt worry about MS. They know what they are doing. They have built their company on doing other people's ideas better than the originators ever could, and in doing things right where their competitors stumble.

    1. Re:stupid article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah, so that explains why I'm getting 50+ emails with Windows viruses in my mailbox every day... from MS doing things right. Thanks for clearing that up.

    2. Re:stupid article by georgewilliamherbert · · Score: 1
      Since when did handing out cash to shareholders ever add value to a company? Pretty silly idea, and has no basis in reality.
      The shareholders own the company. It's for their benefit that it exists in the first place.

      Dividends and stock buybacks are an important part of real world corporate activities. Not all companies do either or both, but they are extremely important.

  86. cutting costs by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    If a US employee costs $300K and you need to cut costs by $1 Billion... and an employee based in India costs $30K...

    Number of employees to move to India = ($1 Billion)/($300K - $30K) = 3703

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  87. read between the lines by andy_fish · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will try to cut a Billion dollars in expenses, and its cost per employee is about $300K

    So that means Microsoft is planning on firing 3333 employees!! Folks, you heard it here first.

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  88. The problem with Microsoft by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    DISCLAIMER: I work at Microsoft as a developer. Nothing I say here is official company stance. This is just my personal opinion based on my time both before and after joining Microsoft.

    Microsoft's main problem is a refusal to take quick action by trusting in common sense and instinct.

    For example, it took upper management over a decade to finally see that users didn't trust Microsoft products. The rest of the world knew it all along, but management had to wait for mountains of hard data to come pouring in before taking any action. The Trustworthy Computing effort is genuine, sincere, and effective, but it's also about fifteen years overdue.

    Do you think Bill Gates wrote BASIC for the Altair, or pulled off his buy-an-OS-and-name-it-MS-DOS move, based on mountains of official market research and hard data telling him that it's what people wanted? I'm betting he didn't. I'm betting he did it because he was smart and trusted his own instincts -- just like a professional chess player who doesn't realistically have the time to scientifically evaluate every possible move at every turn.

    Microsoft isn't a bad company. People here really do care about satisfying customers and making the best stuff in the world. I really hate the false accusations so many people make about this company. But I also have to say that this company has grown timid and too slow to act, and that is our real challenge.

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    1. Re:The problem with Microsoft by burns210 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Microsoft isn't a bad company. People here really do care about satisfying customers and making the best stuff in the world. I really hate the false accusations so many people make about this company."

      It is only 'untrue' if the accusations aren't actually factual... Microsoft, I truly believe, has some of the smartest engineers in the world, and many if not most of good intentions. HOWEVER, that does not mean that, time and time again, Microsoft as a company has not done unethical, illegal, underhanded or otherwise non-nice things to bolster its position in a given market while supressing the competition...

      Microsoft is not hte only company that has done these tactics, many, many companies do. Microsoft has done it most recently, most blatantly, and in the most hurtful way, and the stigma of poor security and ethics about Microsoft are fully justified as a whole.

    2. Re:The problem with Microsoft by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1

      No.

      M$ bought, bullyied and pissed off all the developers of interesting things out there in the world.

      Now they have no one to steal from anymore!

      The die-hard people who wrote neat code in their basements moved over the linux, bsd and apple.

      Only took about 15 years but our revenge is at hand.

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    3. Re:The problem with Microsoft by dbarclay10 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Microsoft isn't a bad company. People here really do care about satisfying customers and making the best stuff in the world. I really hate the false accusations so many people make about this company. But I also have to say that this company has grown timid and too slow to act, and that is our real challenge.

      You work in a big company, so you're going to have to get used to it. Parts of your company engage in dirty, despicable "business" tactics to get on top, at which point they ignore the user base and move onto the next hill. These actions directly harm people. If you can't take that, then maybe you shouldn't be working for them.

      (P.S.: Next time an MS representative tries to go over my head [I'm head IT guy at a mid-sized company] by going directly to the executives who now *willingly* admit that they don't have the expertise necessary to make good IT decisions, we begin our full migration to Linux. The execs have told MS representatives twice already that they are *not* interested in buying some widget so they can get their business done, and when it comes to IT, I'm the guy. Of all the needlessly harmful and destructive things MS can do, marketing directly to executives by taking them out for ski-weekends and fancy lunches is the worst. You guys nearly ruined the company I work for because of these tactics, and we're not the only ones. If their last IT guy hadn't quit [he didn't have the skill required to get the executives on "his" - aka the company's - side], they'd be out of business by now. I'm not exaggerating, it's a genetics company and their entire revenue stream is based on their data warehouse. When your company finally gets their act in gear by making realistically decent products, *and* stop preying on professionals like myself by going over their head to make the sale, maybe you'll get a modicum of respect. Expect it to take at least a decade for it to become a healthy amount of respect.)

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    4. Re:The problem with Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hate the false accusations so many people make about this company.

      Sorry, bucko. The day MS fixes even ONE bug in VS.NET without making me pay for an upgrade, I'll take it all back. But you and I both know it will not happen, just as that stupid "Check for udpates" on the Help menu has never done a goddamned thing since the day VS.NET was released (I'll let you fill in how many years -- and counting -- we've been waiting).

      Bottom line: fix the bugs, or STFU.

    5. Re:The problem with Microsoft by dbarclay10 · · Score: 1

      I might add that I haven't seen an innovative product come out of MS in years. Either they bought the product lock, stock, and barrel, or they copied somebody else. I don't want to say it's bad to copy some good ideas from elsewhere, but the fact that Ballmer is now saying that the company is "still innovative" because it's "filing 2,000 patents a year" is pretty bloody scary. Patents do not equal innovation, they can *only* be used to shut down competitors or extort money from them. That's all they exist for. There's nothing wrong with that, that *is* what they're there for - except that since MS really isn't coming out with any innovative products, much less inventive. So I have serious doubts about my ability to get a good deal from MS in ten years' time.

      It does seem like they're on their way down, and part of the reason why we haven't bought any new MS software in the past year (and why we don't plan on buying any more if they continue their bullshit "business" tactics - see the above paragraph about specifically targetting those members of our company who aren't capable of making good IT purchasing decisions [by their own account]) is that their crash may start happening sooner rather than later. Things seem to be accellerating, and we don't want to get caught up in the middle of it.

      So yeah, just to flesh out the "starting our full Linux migration" thing, what I meant was that we'll not purchase any more MS software, and will begin our migration plans. It'll take a couple of years, of course - I didn't mean to imply that the next time an MS rep gets kicked out of an executive's office we'll be an all-Linux shop the next day :)

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    6. Re:The problem with Microsoft by scrytch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft took their sales upstairs. Welcome to the world of sales, any good salesman will go to the person making decisions as far up as they can go. The sales tactics you outlined sure as hell are NOT limited to Microsoft, it's just that MS can afford the sort of potlach that selling to the top execs takes. As head IT guy, you have to wade in to some of those politics yourself, or at least get the CIO on your side. Ultimately either your execs respect your technical acumen, or they don't and it's time to find another shop.

      I would submit however, that "threatening" to move to Linux as a defensive move against a sales tactic does nothing to sell a Linux solution within your company.

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    7. Re:The problem with Microsoft by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      The day MS fixes even ONE bug in VS.NET without making me pay for an upgrade, I'll take it all back. Bottom line: fix the bugs, or STFU.

      I don't have anything to do with it, so the rudeness you directed toward me is not only completely out of line, but pretty juvenile as well. Just because the Microsoft brand is stamped on a product, that doesn't mean that all of Microsoft is personally to blame when you encounter a problem. Visual Studio is made by the Visual Studio team, which is just one small part of the entire company. They define their own update policy.

      If you have a gripe about a Microsoft product, please contact the company and let them know! Customer feedback really does get read and considered (even submissions/e-mails from the Microsoft web site). Grousing about it on Slashdot (as an AC, no less) won't fix anything, but making the company aware of the problems just might.

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    8. Re:The problem with Microsoft by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Short answer... Trusted Computing my ass, TCPA is another developers lock in scheme, once code signing is mandatory and keys have to be purchased. So still no trust from my side.

    9. Re:The problem with Microsoft by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Short answer... Trusted Computing my ass, TCPA is another developers lock in scheme, once code signing is mandatory and keys have to be purchased. So still no trust from my side.

      If you'll re-read my post more carefully, you'll see that I was referring to the Trustworthy Computing Initiative, not the TCPA/Palladium project. They are two separate things. And if you would bother reading up on TCPA/Palladium, you would see that the thing is designed to always give the user the choice whether to run unsigned code or not, so you're never locked out from running unsigned code. But I think it's a moot point now, since I think I recall reading in the news that Microsoft had decided to drop TCPA/Palladium and just recycle some of the underlying tech in other ways.

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    10. Re:The problem with Microsoft by dbarclay10 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Microsoft took their sales upstairs. Welcome to the world of sales, any good salesman will go to the person making decisions as far up as they can go. The sales tactics you outlined sure as hell are NOT limited to Microsoft, it's just that MS can afford the sort of potlach that selling to the top execs takes. As head IT guy, you have to wade in to some of those politics yourself, or at least get the CIO on your side. Ultimately either your execs respect your technical acumen, or they don't and it's time to find another shop.
      I would submit however, that "threatening" to move to Linux as a defensive move against a sales tactic does nothing to sell a Linux solution within your company.

      Read both of the rants in their entirety - most of what I'll say below I already said.

      First, just because selling to idiots is the "world of sales" doesn't make it right. Microsoft's products are either used or maintained by *professionals*. Maybe it doesn't matter when you're trying to sell a glass figurine, but it sure as hell matters when you're trying to sell surgical instruments. You can be damned sure that the executives in a hospital are made up largely of people who are medical experts, who used to be, or who know to delegate such decisions to the experts. In the case of IT, the products are no less important, and maybe MS could get away with selling crap to senior execs ten years ago, but those days are numbered.

      Second, I know these tactics aren't limited to Microsoft. Duh. In fact, the worst boondogle(sp?) I've seen in an IT rollout was using products from a vendor other than MS. I actually give them credit where credit is due here; their products may be sub-standard, but they're better than some of the *real* crap that people buy.

      Third, I don't like the word "politics". There's a negative connotation to that. As I said in my last rant, the last head IT guy at this company here wasn't able to communicate as effectively as MS' salespeople, to the point where the executives trusted the MS reps more than their own employee. He left, and now I'm here, and my first job (took at least three months) was getting the executives to realise the mistakes which had been made in the past, and getting the gears in motion on correcting them. It wasn't an easy job, so don't bother trying to tell me that it's hard ;) The last IT guy was decent, but not great. He had too much attitude.

      Lastly, I've already sold the "Linux solution" within my company. We're already using it extensively. After six months, two different MS representatives have been kicked out of executives' offices and told to talk to me. The executives have made it clear in no uncertain terms that if MS tries to take advantage of them again, MS will not be getting any new business from them. Right now we've got a good amount of Microsoft software, and we plan on upgrading them as time goes. If, however, MS tries its bullshit sales tactics again (trying to sell them high-margin software which MS *knows* is unsuitable for the task [or software they *should* know is unsuitable for the task]), we'll instead begin migration plans. Don't mistake a plan of action for a baseless threat. There's only so many times a merchant can knowingly perform actions which would be of great harm to the customer before the customer says "okay, enough of this, you guys just can't be trusted for even the most basic things."

      In short: don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs :)

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    11. Re:The problem with Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't the existence of Visual Studio Service Pack 6 imply Microsoft has given you free bug fixes at least six times? So I guess you'll be taking it all back?

    12. Re:The problem with Microsoft by dbarclay10 · · Score: 1
      I don't have anything to do with it, so the rudeness you directed toward me is not only completely out of line, but pretty juvenile as well.

      He, like myself, is reacting to "Microsoft isn't a bad company.", and the words that followed it. You work for the company in question and you defend it. How come the *huge* number of problems with MS-the-company can't let somebody say "Microsoft sucks" but a few good examples in small parts of the company let you say "Microsoft isn't a bad company"?

      Of course, both are too cut-and-dry. Saying one is as stupid as saying the other. See my other posts in this thread for a personal pet peeve I have with Microsoft (which I think is the root of MS' problems) as an example of the kinds of things we have to deal with on a regular basis.

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    13. Re:The problem with Microsoft by dbarclay10 · · Score: 1
      For example, it took upper management over a decade to finally see that users didn't trust Microsoft products. The rest of the world knew it all along, but management had to wait for mountains of hard data to come pouring in before taking any action. The Trustworthy Computing effort is genuine, sincere, and effective, but it's also about fifteen years overdue.

      Good point, by the way. Not that I'm convinced "Trustworthy Computing" is sincere yet. But even assuming it is, there's a good example of one of the problems at MS.

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    14. Re:The problem with Microsoft by smithmc · · Score: 1

      HOWEVER, that does not mean that, time and time again, Microsoft as a company has not done unethical, illegal, underhanded or otherwise non-nice things to bolster its position in a given market while supressing the competition...

      "Not nice?" I guess I'd have to agree, at least in some cases. "Illegal"? Apparently, given existing law. But I'm not sure what Microsoft has done that I would really consider to be wrong. Bundling the browser? Why the hell not? They wrote the OS, they wrote IE. They are products, and why the hell shouldn't MS be permitted to dictate the manner in which their own products are packaged and sold? Mandatory licensing agreements? Same deal. It's MS's product, if you're a PC vendor, you don't have to buy it - you can sell your PCs with Linux or OS/2 or BeOS instead. IMO, most people's complaints about MS's business practices come down to wanting have one's cake and eat it too - to use and benefit (and make money) from MS's products, but also to be able to dictate the manner in which those products are packaged and obtained. And I think it stinks, frankly. You wouldn't like it if someone were making such demands of your business.

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    15. Re:The problem with Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your nickname reveals a lot about why Microsoft software generally sucks nails.

    16. Re:The problem with Microsoft by dbarclay10 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree about the bundling. I really don't like that it's an either-or thing. Unfortunately, these laws exist because in a "Free Market", a monopoly destroys things. Thus, when you reach monopoly status, since it's not a free market any more, you don't get to go by free market rules.

      A better example would be the mandatory bundling rules. Microsoft is a monopoly. They can shut down OEMs at whim. With this power comes responsibility - you're not allowed to squash competitors by telling retailers that they're not allowed to provide those competitors' products to customers.

      If it were a free market, then it wouldn't be a problem - retailers would be able to safely say "fuck you" and Microsoft would just have to deal with it. It's not a free market though, there's a monopoly in that market. Thus retailers cannot, in all honesty, say "fuck you" and continue to do business. The market isn't allowed to decide, because the market doesn't exist - or, if it does, the market *is* Microsoft.

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    17. Re:The problem with Microsoft by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Do you think Bill Gates wrote BASIC for the Altair, or pulled off his buy-an-OS-and-name-it-MS-DOS move, based on mountains of official market research and hard data telling him that it's what people wanted?

      Credit where credit is due, please. Gates did some good work on Altair BASIC, but he didn't do it alone. Paul Allen did a great deal of work -- I believe he was responsible for the Altair emulator that made the language's development possible in the first place -- and Monte Davidoff wrote the math functions.

      Did Gates base his purchase of QDOS on market research? Of course not. He did it because he had a contract with IBM to provide an operating system for their new PC and this was easier than writing one. It was therefore based indirectly on IBM's market research. Incidentally, he only got that contract because the folks responsible for CP/M, the most common OS for small computers at the time, punted on it, and Bill's mother sat on IBM's board. The OS became popular only because IBM's computer became popular, and this was because of IBM's marketing department and the presence of the IBM nameplate on the front. (As anyone working on small computers at the time could tell you, it certainly wasn't because of the machine's technical merits relative to what else was available. No one ever got fired for buying IBM, but in this case they could have done a hell of a lot better.)

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  89. Easy way to save $1 Billion... by Shabbs · · Score: 1

    At 300K per employee, let 3,333 and 1/3 employees go.

    Heh heh.

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    1. Re:Easy way to save $1 Billion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, that 1/3 employee doesn't get much accomplished anyhow...

  90. Re-Innovate Idea by sleighb0y · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is pure gold, so if this shows up on store shelves you heard it here first.

    Re make Microsoft Bob! Excpet don't give it the same name or tag on an "XP", that would be a give-away.

    How about "Microsoft Ballm"

    Your interface is a broken-down old house where Ballm (the monkey) helps you find your documents and applications.

    You need Ballm's help anyway, because the house was built with non-standard building materials. So there are locks that take keys that only Ballm has that you can't get anywhere else. Also if you want to try and fix the house up, its got screws and other fasteners that take tools with odd-shaped bits that you can't buy anywhere. But luckily Ballm is there to "help" you upgrade you to fasteners that take new tools. Which Ballm will rent(license) to you, he is really strict about not trying to duplicate the tools though.

    Will your belongings be safe in your home? You bet! Ballm left all sorts of holes in the walls so you can see anyone who wants to come in. So you don't have to be ever vigilant over your belongings, Ballm offers to help keep the holes safe too. He doesn't really watch every hole though, just waits until someone tries to come/peep in one of them then decides how long he'll wait until he patches up that hole.

    The funny fickle Ballm!

    hmmm, maybe I will go patent this concept. Surely there is nothing in existance such as this!

  91. Real cost of licenses? by Alci12 · · Score: 1

    "and its cost per employee is about $300K" Well at least we now know they have bought all MS software licenses on a per user basis!

  92. Obligatory Fight Club Quote by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 1

    On a long enough timeline, survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

  93. Wonder how many PCs they maintain. by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiousity, I wonder how much of that 300k can be attributed the TCO of each windows machine they maintain...
    Maybe they could save some money if they ditched Windows.
    Score: -1 Flamebait

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  94. I knew this would happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I'm naive, but something like the huge marketshare microsoft has enjoyed is not meant to last. How can you improve if 95% of people are already using what you sell? Why should you feel like you need to improve any more?

    Microsoft's tactic has been to tie everything back to their original innovations- i.e. Windows. But why does this have to be? As was said, microsoft is innovating in other areas fairly well. I'll go out on a limb and say that microsoft DOES innovate, it's just that their stranglehold on the desktop market blinds people to that fact. So why do that? Why religiously hold on to the Desktop OS as being end-all-be-all? Take a tip from apple. Mac marketshare is down, so apple is increasingly branching out into different markets, for example music.

    This might sound like crazy talk, but ALLOW windows market share to come down. Seriously. One: it removes the stranglehold on innovation in the tech industry. Two: it re-envigoriates microsoft into competing again, instead of just attempting to maintain the status quo by embrace and extend. Innovate, but don't keep buying up other people to protect your innovations.

    This gets back to the whole problem/obsession companies seem to have with IP. Yes, you DO need to protect your cash cows. But if that's ALL you're doing, where's the time to innovate? Where's the time to really make a difference with your products, and change the world?

    CREATE NEW PRODUCTS, don't just protect the old ones!

  95. On avoiding the trappings of size: by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nothing solves 'big company' ills quite like

    actually being a little company.

    Had Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson exercised a little more restraint in his emotional venting and the Justice Department actually gone through with a breakup into smaller companies that really compete, those companies, in aggregate, might well be doing much better than the whole of Microsoft is right now.

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  96. Switch to Linux... by mrscott · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft could save a lot in licensing fees if they just switched to Linux and OpenOffice.

    1. Re:Switch to Linux... by geeklawyer · · Score: 4, Funny
      Microsoft could save a lot in licensing fees if they just switched to Linux and OpenOffice

      Not really. SCO would sue them.

      With their own money...

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      journal
    2. Re:Switch to Linux... by spinlocked · · Score: 1

      Microsoft could save a lot in licensing fees if they just switched to Linux and OpenOffice.

      No, they did the TCO study, and get this, it turns out that Linux and OpenOffice actually costs more! Who'd have thought...

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      # init 5
      Connection closed.


      Oh... ...bugger.
    3. Re:Switch to Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha, for them, Windows and Office are free!

  97. failure by twitter · · Score: 1
    the "raging successful Xbox" has lost over $2 billion for the company (and if that's success, I'd hate to see what failure is).

    Go to Munich and see how they have fallen behind. Advertising won't save them.

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  98. It didn't by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    It didn't. Slashdot misreported (surprise). All that got taken out was some arcane network features. They'll likely be added in a Windows Update pack. WinFS is in Longhorn.

    1. Re:It didn't by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      I'm happy about that. I was looking forward to Longhorn until they said it was taken out. Since It's back in I'll definately get a copy or 2. (don't know how many of my computers it'll run on though.)

      --
      I do security
  99. Costs, expenses, and employees by SuperBigGulp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The FA cites "$300,000 in annual expenses per employee".

    This sounds like they add up all their expenses for the year and divide it by the number of employees. Thus, things like legal bills, lobbying activities, R&D, and the like get heaped in with salary, 401k, costs for office furniture, and so on.

    I don't think this is the same metric as the the direct (salary) and indirect (office space, 401k) costs per employee.

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    1. Re:Costs, expenses, and employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that technical professionals need a lot of tools for design and testing. The licensing of these can add up as a cost per employee.

      $250k expense per employee is fairly typical for larger engineering companies.

    2. Re:Costs, expenses, and employees by SuperBigGulp · · Score: 1

      A good point but I have a couple responses:

      • Although costs for development tools can add up, I would hope that MS would get a price break when it equips people with (say) Visual Studio, SQL Server, and so forth.
      • Even though MS is a big software developer, I would expect they still have their share of non-technical staff including truck drivers, cafeteria workers, janitors, attorneys, and marketing types. I wouldn't expect these people to be using Visual Studio, or even Office.
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  100. Coffee by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1

    Its probably all the employer purchased Starbucks brand coffee.

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  101. That's the problem with every large company by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I observed the same problem at Apple when I worked there in the mid-90's.

    Maybe it's doing better now because Steve Jobs came back.

    When I was at a very small company called Working Software, an Apple employee came to visit, and was very envious of us, precisely because we were a small company. She said we could adapt to changing market conditions in a way Apple was incapable of.

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  102. Mission Imposible. by twitter · · Score: 1
    On perceptions of Microsoft: "... We must emphasize key positive perceptions of the strong manageability, and developer and information-worker preference, for our platform."

    Sorry, that's not a perception issue and it's not one that can be changed internally. It's a quality/cost issue and they are beaten.

    On avoiding the trappings of size: "Nothing solves 'big company' ills quite like a strong focus on accountability ....

    Notice is issued for the first round of layoffs. If firing someone for posting pictures of Apples on the loading dock is any indication of things to come, the layoffs will have nothing to do with the bottom line.

    This whole memo belongs in fucked company.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  103. Linux for M$ would save costs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    cost per employee is about $300K -- come on Microsoft wake up. Realize that if you used Linux your cost/license expenses would decrease and the amount of time having to patch/protect things from bad virsuii and bugs would be less.

    A decent Linux setup could probably save you $30K/year/employee..

  104. $300k per employee? by suso · · Score: 1

    With over 56,000 employees, and $60 billion in the bank, they could afford to not do anything, and pay each employee $75,000/year for the next 14 years.

    Why worry about OSS? They should just take a 10 year sabatical.

  105. $4 billion?!?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's shocking! How could a company spend that much money on research and development every year and not EVER create a compelling new product?!

    DOS was bought from someone else. The original 16-bit Windows was crap when compared to Amiga or Macintosh. Win9x was merely a prettier version of Windows running on DOS. WinME was merely a delay until WinXP was released. Windows NT was based on VMS. Excel was stolen from VisiCalc and Word was stolen from WordPerfect.

    Everyone says that Microsoft only hires the best and the brightest. I've never seen any proof of that.

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    1. Re:$4 billion?!?! by suso · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? There are lots and lots of companies and universities that spend millions upon billions every year on research and nothing comes out of most of it.

      Such a waste.

    2. Re:$4 billion?!?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with MILLIONS being spent. But I seriously doubt that any other corporation spends BILLIONS every year and comes up with NOTHING.

      In the US a billion dollars is 1000 million dollars. That's a lot of money to come up with NOTHING.

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    3. Re:$4 billion?!?! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      In the US a billion dollars is 1000 million dollars. That's a lot of money to come up with NOTHING.

      Got that right - Microsoft is overpaying. Bill, if you're listening, I'm willing to deliver absolutely nothing for the next 20 years at the bargain price of $100 million. That's less tahn 10 cents on the dollar!

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    4. Re:$4 billion?!?! by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      "Excel was stolen from VisiCalc and Word was stolen from WordPerfect."

      Come now!!! If that were the case then the products would actually work properly...

      --
      Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
  106. nah... 300k is an average by eth1 · · Score: 1

    CEO at 500M/yr and about 1668 outsourced programmers at $1/day

  107. Re:This makes the challenge even more formidable by symbolic · · Score: 1


    It goes to show that working conditions alone will not yield the desired results. It's the culture that will make the final determination where innovation is conerned. Quite frankly, I don't think Microsoft has that kind of culture- hell, the company's entire history is based on copying the work of others.

    Ballman and Gates have quite a challenge ahead of them, as changing the culture of a company that size will not be an easy task. It may be that they even have to replace some key people who are so entrenched in the "copy and extend" mentality.

  108. Online stalker by SayonaraLovely · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have a mean and nasty religious zealot of an online stalker that won't leave me alone. He hails from the IP 24.16.129.60. Please help.

  109. treat employees like your customers by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... Atlas Shrugged skewed my thinking, but I typically consider capable, motivated employees to be an investment, as opposed to a financial burden.

    That's only true in a free market. Ask Steve Ballmer how motivating bullshit like this is. That pales in comparison to memos about "accountability", which are big dumb company speak for, "we're going to fire people, work harder." When you are using government IP laws to squash your competition and purchases to prop up your bottom line, you might get big headed. The market, however, is much freer than M$ suspects.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:treat employees like your customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read that and marked him as a friend. Thank you!

    2. Re:treat employees like your customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, dude, you really need a new hobby besides "stalker". You spent a very large amount of time on an anonymous post that a lot of us out here are wondering about your state of mine. All that work for one individual? What, did he piss in your Wheaties or something?

  110. Don't forget about the $1B by Flamesplash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    MS needs to make up for a $1B loss they will take over the next year. I forget the exact reason for it, but it's nothing special, they made some acquisitions and some such that gave them higher profits previously and those are now going away, it's natural and to be expected.

    The problem is stock holders will see $1B less and think the company is going under and freak and sell, despite any amount of education MS tries. Companies that have had similar things happen and tried the education route found it didn't work out.

    So MS is choosing to reduce the $1B as it showson paper, part of this is to not spend as much money, hence some of the cut backs.

    And while there might be cut backs the benefits offered by Microsoft are pretty damn amazing. It's like saying a rich kid is going into poverty because there dad took back on of there 4 mansions from the kid. The employees are still pretty nice off.

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    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
  111. And security problems are the users' fault! by jdreyer · · Score: 1

    It looks like the memo also had another section blaming the users for Windows' security problems! He has a point, but that's a little like Ken Lay blaming Enron's problems on Arthur Anderson.

  112. Midlife? by PHanT0 · · Score: 1

    We are 1/2 way past the age of MS?!?!? SWEET! only another 25 years.

    I wonder how Bill is gonna waste all that money in 25 years... anyone smell venture capital?

  113. Easy way to cut costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $300k per employee? I wonder how much of that is software costs - they could save a bundle by migrating to open source. Oh, wait ...

  114. Sell COKE ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well.... They're probably not gonna save a billion on free coke (although coke shares are dropping already. But the whole story suggests that much the savings will be made in the 'employee benefits' area.

    Which is ofcourse default behaviour for dumb companies. Smart would be not spending money on stupid projects, like windows ME, or ms BOB or you name them. But for some reason, when savings need to be made, management starts looking at the employees. And that reason usually has to do with the power of management, protection of careers and the lack of power of the common employee. Which is very demotivating. And demotivation lead to lack of caring. And lack of caring increases the chance of more 'stupid projects' happening.

    I'ts official. ms is now a stupid company.

  115. $300K per employee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blimey, time to send those jobs to India!

  116. Not the whole picture by JMZero · · Score: 1

    MSFT has assets beyond cash. If they had a fire sale tomorrow, there would be buildings and pencils and all that that could be converted into money. They also have a tremendous amount of IP - software, patents, trademarks - all of it worth a substantial amount.

    While your approach to valuating stock is refreshingly tied to reality, you're not really being fair by evaluating only cash assets. MSFT is worth much more than $60 billion.

    --
    Let's not stir that bag of worms...
  117. 300K per employee by Gorilla_Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's OK though because "640K ought to be enough for anybody".

  118. petty treatment of employees will back fire by peter303 · · Score: 1

    They are trying to save $1 billion while they are sitting on $75 billion in the bank ($56 cash and $20 equities in other companies).
    We are already seeing the "backlash" in our company. Most of the tech companies in our region nickeled-and-dimed their benefits down, We are seeing some significant turnover this year after three years of minor attrition.

  119. Correct and an addition by hotspotbloc · · Score: 1
    Over the years MS has temp'ed out most of their noncore jobs like staff support, shipping, packaging, etc. so one would expect a higher than normal per staff cost. If they hadn't temp'ed out those jobs I suspect that figure would be lower. How much? Only a long term MS insider would be able to give a decent guess. MS hires alot of smart people, and smart people (thankfully) still cost money.

    With their R&D campus in India I wonder if part of the cost cutting will result from a transfer of jobs to there. There's a lot of very smart people there that can afford to live well on 1/3 of an US programmer's salary. From the business point of view it makes sense to make the move. Moral viewpoint: well that depends were you live I guess (good for India, bad for US workers).

    Personally I don't mind that some other country gets US jobs so long as those people are treated fairly. The past has shown us that more times than not these workers aren't treated fairly at all.

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    "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity but they've always worked for me" - HST
  120. Contractors? by sckeener · · Score: 1

    its cost per employee is about $300K"

    maybe they could reduce those costs by...say...hiring the temp workers!

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    "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
  121. investors not screwed yet by lenski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I do not agree. Microsoft has tried to destroy every competitor, many successfully. In my opinion, Microsoft's business model is miserably inadequate with respect to its customers (real) needs, such as not being subject to every worm that comes along. Their approach to "partners" is miserably dishonest. Their manipulation of the market is legendary. I believe they are among the most harshly competitive, no-holds-barred, bare-knuckle, knockdown-dragout, meanest competitor the computer business has seen.

    But they take their "fiduciary responsiblity" to stockholders very very seriously, and until recently (last year, this year) were among the most consistent growth stocks in business history.

    I remember when we thought IBM were "evil"... They never came close! Microsoft executives are the gold standard of "growth at *all* costs" mentality.

  122. Horrible thought by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    I want Bill Gates to have my baby

    Oooh... didn't think men could do that, but if it were possible, biologically, I guess that would mean, realistically, the only hole it could be born through would be Gates'... urethra.

    Yeah, if they could fix it that way, I'd like Gates to have your baby too.

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  123. what about old age ... by taniwha · · Score: 1
    I expect a reganesque slide into senility while everyone's watching ... forgettfullness, falling asleep in meetings, sudden crashes, the bombing starts in 10 minutes etc etc

    The problem of course is - how will we tell the difference from the status quo?

  124. Conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill: We must cut back the costs, Steve. Let's fire all the IE and IIS security experts.

    Steve: But Bill, we need both of them.

  125. /me knows where they could cut costs: by eatmadust · · Score: 1

    quit spending millions on advertising the fact that they are so much more secure than Linux!

  126. Absolutely Ludicrous? by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think that cutting cokes is going to have any remotely significant effect on the Balmer-billion-dollar-cost-cuttage plan? Puhleeze! This kind of fix certainly mimics their approach to fixing their cruft-quality malware .... big talk, miscellaneous tweaks, nothing of substance. But instead of pissing off customers, this time they're poking their own. Yikes! The beginning of the end?

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    - The Kessel run is for nerf herders. I can circumnavigate the entire Central Finite Curve in a lot less than 12 parse
  127. $1 bil per year - sounds familiar by jonasson · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember a few years ago when Oracle did the same thing? They cut about 1 billion per year in expenses by switching a lot of their backoffice stuff over to Linux. Think that's in Microsoft's plans?

  128. Microsoft in space! GASP!!! by jmors · · Score: 1
    Increasingly I find myself spending more and more time on the phone with friends and relatives helping them cope with the latest Microsoft Security hole. Would you REALLy want to fly off into space in a Microsoft Rocket Ship? How many versions of their ship would it take before they concluded that Screen Doors just don't seem to work in the vacuum of space?

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  129. Diminish, maybe... crumble, doubtful by delcielo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft isn't going anywhere. Their fortunes may ebb and flow; but their going to be a major player for the forseeable future.

    If knocking them off the monopoly pole is enough to declare victory, then it might be believable; but they're not going to "collapse" from either inside or outside pressures.

    I wish they would; but realistically, it isn't going to happen.

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  130. Microsoft is a bad company by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Troll

    There is a Microsoft tax on every PC clone.
    There could be OS2.
    There used to be Netscape.
    There used to be DrDOS (fuck SCO b.t.w.)
    I can go on and on.

    It is a bad company.

    1. Re:Microsoft is a bad company by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      A troll? Opinionated, yes. Trolling? No!
      Where the fuck are the meta-moderators?

  131. Must.... resist.... obvious.... joke.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >>In the past 6 years I've worked on 2 projects that were halted, because the product we were creating was added in to Windows. It's hard to sell a product that duplicates what comes in the OS itself.

    You write bugs for a living? How cool is that?

  132. Microsoft and others still have room to innovate. by kurt.griffiths · · Score: 1
    Make sure you do your research instead of just regurgitating what the OSS community says.

    Everyone copies from everyone else. The only way we move forward is by building on the past. Apple does it. Linux/Open Source does it. MS does it. Innovation is simply synthesizing old concepts into new ones in different contexts. For example, Windows NT built on the ideas of useability and automatic hardware detection to make IT administration much easier than before. As another example, .NET != Java. There are fundamental differences and cool things that .NET does that you simple can't do as easily or with as good of results in other evironments (For example, ExxonMobil is ditching Java because of how crappy it is with interop, among other things). One more example is the cool work that MS research has done on natural language processing and handwriting recognition. Finally, check out their developer tools they are creating to statically check code for security-related bugs.

  133. But what is really unique? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Looking over the page, I notice things thta look like Smart Folders and a sketch of a 3D desktop that looks a bit like something Sun just open-sourced.

    I don't see much there that other companies are not already working on - or have released! The few things that are somewhat interesting are very niche, and I'm not really sure how much they will ever come into use. Comic Chat looked cool - but was released in 2001! Who has ever even heard of it today?

    This to me is criminal, to have so many talented people and seemingly generate nothing from it. I can't think of any features in Longhord that don't look like copies of things already done.

    A suspicious person would say that Microsoft bought up all the smart people they could find just to keep them on ice, and to prevent them from coming up with ideas for other companies! Perhaps the stagnation in the computer industry is a result of locking away so many talented people in their own "Microsoft Holodeck" where they can play forever and not affect the outside world.

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    1. Re:But what is really unique? by dcam · · Score: 1

      Here's a thought. It is possible that Microsoft is hiring smart people because they need them to solve some serious problems. Like backwards compatibility back to 95, like compatibility with existing windows software, all the while trying to introduce some new technologies (you have to give them some credit for .Net).

      I do think that this is a less useful reason to hire smart people.

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    2. Re:But what is really unique? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Looking over the page, I notice things thta look like Smart Folders and a sketch of a 3D desktop that looks a bit like something Sun just open-sourced.

      That 3D desktop that looks a bit like something Sun just open-sourced? Microsoft put toegether something that looked exactly like that in 1997 and even released it as an alpha, but canned it because it didn't pass muster for usability tests.

      It was called Chrome.

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  134. A revelation by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 1
    Seriously, I just had a revelation: Bill Gates is to Microsoft as George W. Bush is to the USA. Both are big jerks running a huge entity. The CEO/president pisses off large populations of people by their questionable actions and "evil" decisions, but both are so powerful the majority of the employees/citizens are helpless to really do anything about it. BUT the USA isn't really evil, just GWB! GWB doesn't represent MY beliefs, or those of anyone I know. Maybe BillG doesn't represent anyone at MS and HE is the evil one. Everyone else is just trying to make a living.

    -truth

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    I had a steady B+ in my AI class until I failed the Turing test...

    1. Re:A revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you choose your friends based on how like yourself they are. 10 to 1 they wouldn't be your friends if they held different beliefs than you do.

  135. Just a question to mod by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    Why is this "Overrated?"

    Is it because Overrated mods don't get meta-modded? Coward.

    1. Re:Just a question to mod by GbrDead · · Score: 1

      They do.

  136. Oh, Microsoft people don't need TP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...After all, their shit don't stink!

  137. Another microsoftie here by melted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with this company is that you have to make a lot of random people feel good about themselves before you get a go ahead on anything. You want a permission to fart in your office? Ask a dozen other teams what their policy is, schedule two dozen meetings, negotiate, negotiate, negotiate and only then will you get a go-ahead.

    You know why this is? This is because of lousy management. A lot of people have become managers at MS simply because they wanted to become managers, not because they have necessary skills or are particularly fit for the job. A repercussion from this is that there's certain lack of leadership and vision from the very bottom to the very top.

    This is unfortunate, because as a company Microsoft can kick everybody else's ass. We have SIXTY BILLION bucks and the best talent in the world, yet we still sit on our butts and wait until somebody else invents something to buy the company outright.

  138. Whatever by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Indian programmers make about $10/hr. Not nearly as bad as so many people seem to think. EEs and other engineers make less, about $5/hr, which is the reverse of the US where Engineers make more then coders.

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    1. Re:Whatever by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Hey guy! Thai programmers make about 1.50-2.25 per hour. Startling?

  139. No, a Bimmer... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    And it's already done!

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  140. Not anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    We don't really work 60 hours per week anymore. Some chose to do so, and they do quite well for it. But many work 40 hours and do perfectly fine as well. I personally have done quite well in my first few years here, and I only work 40 hours a week. Like any software job, I have worked a couple of 50 or 60 hour weeks at deadlines, but by no means is this common.

    1. Re:Not anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      's funny, in six years at the same job, I've never worked more than a 40 hour week.

      But then, my attitude is that it's a JOB, not my LIFE. If we can't meet a deadline working 40 hours a week, then we can't meet the deadline. This particular human resource is available during office hours, not at the whim of a nonhuman.

  141. Do they will start to accept donations? by Matheus+Villela · · Score: 1

    Microsoft open source developers would think about start accepting donations.

  142. Makes me sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where does that $300k average come from?

    Sure there is salary, benefits, office space, workstations, etc. But stock grants are a big part of it.

    Last year my boss was one of the top 200 guys that each got $2M worth of stock grant. The average for the rest of the company was $20k. A 100x difference. These $2M guys really shove up the average.

    And he worked 10-2 four days a week. Total jerk. Already has tens of millions from being at Microsoft for 13years. Ahole never heard an idea from outside of Microsoft that he didn't hate. Quick to blame his employees and credit himself. The project is never going to be a product, just a waste of money.

    So yeah. Chop our salaries, cut our stock discount, reduce our options, and keep paying the good 'ol boy network a ton for cruising their boats around all afternoon.

    That is what will kill this company in the end.

  143. Wrong by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Dude, They have $6/7 per share in cash right now. That's not "the amount of money they've made in 30 years". That's just the money they've saved most companies save far, far less money then that, because they can invest it and earn a much better return, usually in themselves (i.e. hireing new people, expanding product lines, etc). Having so much liquid cash is actually counterproductive from stockholders point of view. Lots of companies are in for most of their existence.

    Microsoft's Price to earning's ratio is 31.77, meaning (approximately) it'll take 30 years to make your investment in Microsoft, assuming that they never expand again at all. That's a bit much, but nothing freakishly out of the ordinary.

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    1. Re:Wrong by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      'Dude, They have $6/7 per share in cash right now. That's not "the amount of money they've made in 30 years".'

      Yes, it is. They have only issued dividends in the last two years, and those have just been paltry sums.

      If you never give dividends, then the assets you have right now IS the amount of money you've made in 30 years.

  144. That's just wrong, though by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    That $27 stake in MSFT, purchased in 1980 would have only cost a few cents, if that. $27 invested in Microsoft in 1980 would be worth a shitload today.

    Why? Because most of the money that was made was reinvested in the company. That money isn't lost to stockholders. It's reflected in the share price.

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    1. Re:That's just wrong, though by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "That $27 stake in MSFT, purchased in 1980 would have only cost a few cents, if that. $27 invested in Microsoft in 1980 would be worth a shitload today."

      You are correct. However, we aren't talking about reverting time and buying stock in 1980. We're talking about buying stock today. That information is only useful if you think Microsoft can grow as much as it has since 1980. My contention is that it has seen it's peak size/profit, and that expecting it to make more than it has in the last 24 years is unrealistic. It stopped being a growth company many years ago, but it is still valuated as one.

  145. you are kidding, right? by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    But they take their "fiduciary responsibility" to stockholders very very seriously, and until recently (last year, this year) were among the most consistent growth stocks in business history.

    Until last year, they never paid a dividend. The only people who ever made money off M$'s greed were stock market speculators. Now that the "growth" is over, they pay a pathetic little dinkle to all those who had faith. At the same time, they rewarded their executives handsomely, though their treatment of "perma-temps" is infamous. You call that responsible? That's rape all around.

    When the stock crashes down to it's worth, about $6 for their assets, "investors" will be left with nothing. Don't you worry, the lawyers will get the cash. I predict that long term investors, such as pension funds and "partner companies", would have been better off with government bonds.

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    1. Re:you are kidding, right? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Microsoft went up a minimum 10,000% (and around 50,000% during the dot-com peak) during the 90's. It has been one of the best investments in the last few decades (possibly one of the best of all time). So you are wrong; MS made a ton of money for investors. You or I may not have profitted from that but that's beside the point...

      As far as govt bonds being better than MS stock... well... let me put it this way... US govt will probably default on its bonds before MS crashes to nothing...

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  146. oooh, cafepress by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Having a cafepress store that sells copyright expired works and mouse pads is hardly "owning your own business". Please.

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    1. Re:oooh, cafepress by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      It also sells my own material. One month I made $8,000, so don't knock it. It's not huge, but it's a whole lot more than my mutual funds made over 4 years.

  147. Price by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The price is moment-to-moment unpredictable, simply because people buy and sell all the time. That can't be gamed. But long-term stock prices can be predicted pretty well, if you know what you're doing :P

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  148. the point is? by twitter · · Score: 1
    So, you are telling me that without this "belt tightening" there will be no profit growth and stock prices will tank and the options pyramid will collapse? I'll bet you are right, except that the admission indicates that it's already happening.

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    1. Re:the point is? by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

      No. The point is that if people see a $1B difference from a previous year, they won't look at why, they will just pull out. Sometimes profit drops are bad, sometimes they aren't, but in situations when they aren't, educating stock holders rarely works, so MS's attempting to make that $1B smaller by reducing the number of expenditures they make. I would bet that this is all temporary until things stabilize and then they will give the benefits back in some form or fashion.

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    2. Re:the point is? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      But every fortune 1000 company is a pyramid today. Not just Microsoft.

      Many DONT EVEN PAY DIVIDENDS! Those that due pay so little for the share price trading that its not worth it.

      Tell me that our whole Dow Jones scheme is not a pyramid? Not to sound paranoid but I really do not get it and think shareholders are nuts.

      Yes education does not work. Their customers are ignorant and look at graphs from schwab.com and make their investment descisions there. Almost everyone is diversified. It would be stupid not too so they no little about the companies they put money in.

      You can be going under like SCO yet be on an up curve and YOUR GROWING while a giant like Microsoft might already be truckloading tons of money but if the magical line is going down ITS DYING.

      Its stupid and silly. Why can't investors be Vulcans?

  149. But, that isn't what you're saying by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You seem to be claming that over the past 30 years, ms has only made $6 for each $27 dollar share (which, if the grandparent's calculations are correct, was worth 27/288 or about 11 cents).

    But you're missing the point that most of the money that they made was reinvested in the company. So while some of the money is that $60g, some of it is reflected in their $300g market cap. Microsoft gets tons of income every year from sales, which are a reflection of the money they invested in those products long ago.

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  150. I didn't get this memo of an e-mail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I didn't lose any stock either.. :P

    ms contractor

  151. take a look at windows 2003 server by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You'd probably like it.

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  152. I don't want Bill to have my baby but by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 1

    I'd sure like to screw him the way he's done it to everybody else.

  153. -1, Funny by Jonathan+Quince · · Score: 1
    You suck at trolling and even starting a troll... You have to do it right.

    .NET is a fundamental revolution that will change the world of computer science forever. A well-administered Windows NT system is more secure than Linix, period. IIS on Windows Server 2003 is faster than Apache. FreeBSD is very much alive. GPL and it's proponents are loosers who have no real affect on the world. You would know that if you had RTFA.

    Oh yeah: The RIAA/MPAA have a right to stop stealing by pirates (ARRR, Matey!). Software patents are essential to the survival of the IT industry. The third Matrix movie RAWKED. AOL is a good ISP. Code is not speech. The Easter Bunny ate your candy. {Insert the opposite of your viewpoint on abortion or gun rights here.}

    I would continue, but you slashbots could never keep up with my super el33tness.

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    1. Re:-1, Funny by zoloto · · Score: 1

      h4r

      you know what... i don't think code is speech. it's a means to an end, a means to a product, a means to a service.

      code is code, how people can think it's speech is beyond me. it's like saying that an auto-mechanics tools and methods are speech.

      Now ok, I'll bit on my own reply... the two are different in that one can be printed out and have comments included that say //microsoft sucks, and so does the president - but really..

      I fail to see it as speech, so what gives?

      (note to mods etc... I'm really not trolling. It's a legit question!!)

    2. Re:-1, Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever rewrite a bit of code just because it didn't look nice on the screen?

      Code can be art

    3. Re:-1, Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, if you want to troll, you should state that *BSD is dead, like the other trolls do.

  154. Along these lines... by Lendrick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not entirely clear about the point of buying stock that doesn't pay dividends. Seems like an expensive trading card to me. Where a dividend-paying stock has a value equal to the present worth of all the dividends it will eventually pay out, a non-paying stock has no real worth whatsoever. The only thing that gives it value is the hope that some day someone else will buy it from you for more than you spent on it.

  155. Well, let's go through this.. by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here I am feeding a troll...

    My local 7-11 is ways better, so your "grander scale" description is also BS.

    I've never seen a 7-11 that had more than 2/3 of what I saw in the fridges in the Redmond campus. Your mileage may vary.

    The food was okay, but to say that it "blew away any cafeteria" is simply ridiculous -- that is, unless you live on snails out in the woods or something.

    You'll notice I didn't say it blows away every restaurant, because it doesn't. Every college/corporate cafeteria or similar eatery I've seen? Absolutely.

    I mean, come off it. Get out of your bedroom more often and see the real world out there. Or maybe save up some money and take a trip to the city some day...

    I've lived and worked in three major cities. I've certainly visited others. I'm not a world traveller, but certainly beyond your asinine accusations.

    And it looks like you missed it: the point of all their free drinks and the food court theme is to keep you THERE and WORKING, as much as possible. No need to go out for lunch (even if a brief change of scenery would be refreshing), nor even a stroll to the corner 7-11 for a soda or Starbucks for a coffee.

    No, I quite got that. Point is, it's something Microsoft does right that the vast majority of companies that employ programmers do wrong. Yes, it absolutely is in a company's best economic interest if I just grab a handy soda and go back to work without losing my train of thought, rather than walk or drive to get one. They make up the $0.50 for the soda in my greater than $0.50 value of productivity. I wouldn't be disallowed the choice to go out for a drink or for lunch if I wanted -- but I have that choice, I don't have to if I don't want to.

    All things being equal, why would you not rather work for a company that makes smart, rather than dumb, choices in managing you and your work environment?

    1. Re:Well, let's go through this.. by fluido · · Score: 1

      Yes, it absolutely is in a company's best economic interest if I just grab a handy soda and go back to work without losing my train of thought, rather than walk or drive to get one.

      Did you happen to read Edward De Bono's books about lateral thinking?

      Creativity is very much stimulated by periodic changes in perspective. I remember one of De Bono's examples, about being stuck with some hard-to-solve problem, and finding the solution during a refreshing visit to a local flea market.

      Flea markets are unexpectedly varied: this is how they help you get fresh insights. Opting for a short trip to the outside world, maybe together with an effort to visit some unknown feeding coordinates, surely helps in improving the quality of the output of any creative professional.

      And programmers are creative professionals, even the people at Microsoft...!

    2. Re:Well, let's go through this.. by garnetridge · · Score: 1

      While I worked there (bluebadge,left early 90s) we also had a breakroom for our group that was stocked with beer,hors d'oeuvres,pizza, sofas, pinball,foozball, TVs... You had to be in the group to have access to it. Locked for anyone else. There were a few other groups that had rooms like this also. I have never seen a company give out beer like this. To call a meeting and expect anyone to showup you had to say that BEER (or reefer) will be provided. Every company party also had booze flowing. When any product ships they have a party at 'lake bill' get drunk and toss the product manager into the drink. The parties generally start at 10 am. Afterward everyone takes off for the day. I am suprised that they have not been sued because a employee crashed into someone after being at a company meeting drunk on company provided booze. Talk about a dumb company policy. I know that I left many meetings drunk on my ass.

  156. Exactly... in fact, that's better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's better to make money by selling the stock for more than you bought it for than it is to get it in dividends. This is because you pay tax on dividends immediately while you can delay capital gains taxes for years.

    I'm not big on dividends for this reason, but healthier non-tech companies tend to pay them.

  157. Dear Mr. Ballmer by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 4, Funny

    My open letter to Steve Ballmer:

    Dear Mr. Ballmer,

    As a scientist and developer developer developer developer, I believe I can answer some of your concerns:

    We must also work to change a number of customer perceptions, including the views that older versions of Office and Windows are good enough [...]

    I can sincerely assure you that I, for one, have never considered older (or newer, for that matter) versions of Microsoft Office and Windows good enough. Not even once. You can stop worrying about that.

    On the need to innovate: The key to our growth is innovation. Microsoft was built on innovation, has thrived on innovation, and its future depends on innovation. [...] We lead in innovation in most areas where we compete, and where we do lag [...] rest assured that the race to innovate has just begun and we will pull ahead. [emphasis added]

    Now, no matter how much you believe your developers developers developers developers to innovate innovate innovate innovate, saying the above as a company which, in fact, has never contributed a single notable innovation to any computer-related field... Well... What can I say? You are not only doomed. You are already dead.

    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.

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  158. Long live Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, I firmly believe that M$ will be here ever after. Just because their products are crap doesn't mean they can't live longer.

    M$, at current state is vulnerable. Not in future, though. M$ will be soon moving into high end consulting business to kill Peoplesoft, SAP etc.,.

    Wait, more is coming. M$ will be moving to AV products also. Seems mid life crisis will be blown away.

    PS: My name is not Bill gates & I don't own M$ stock.

  159. Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is addicted to money.

  160. you are dreaming.... by twitter · · Score: 1
    I would bet that this is all temporary until things stabilize and then they will give the benefits back in some form or fashion.

    The lack of growth is saturation and that's not temporary. M$ has been saying that free software is "temporary" and won't catch of forever. But it's not, the fact is that M$'s core products are being replaced.

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    1. Re:you are dreaming.... by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

      You seriously think Windows and Office are being replaced by free software enough to hurt them that much? If anything it's people not upgrading that is hurting there sales. And they still make a good several billion apiece so I dunno if I would call that bad.

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  161. Workers of the World Unite by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Insightful
    OK, IIRC, MS has 57,000 employees. They have 52 BILLION dollars IN CASH in the bank. But they're cutting back on employee benefits? WTF???

    If they cut that 52 billion 57,000 ways, everyone would get $912,280.70. If you invest that and get 5% return annual, they would all get $45,614 a year FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. And because it's pure interest income, and US tax laws favour those who don't work fora living over those who do, they would only pay something like 20 - 25% income tax on it.

    Why doesn't MS do something like this? Because they are beholden to their shareholders who speculate on their profits, and not to the workers who MAKE their profits.

    Every employee of MS should RISE UP and revolt against their masters. RISE UP!!! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS AND YOU CAN GAIN A GUARANTEED COMFORTABLE LIFE!!!

    THROW OFF the consciousness that holds you down - TAKE WHAT IS YOURS - your LIFE, your LIBERTY, and your RIGHTFUL WAGE!!!

    Insert (smash the state) statements here.

    Insert (facts) here.

    RS

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  162. Really? by notwrong · · Score: 1
    Are you sure you're not trolling?

    I'll bite anyway, just in case you are genuine.

    To follow through with your auto-mechanic analogy, their tools are probably not speech, but descriptions of their methods most certainly are speech. Don't you think it would be a violation of mechanics' right to express themselves if they were prevented from publishing their methods as manuals? In much the same way, a programmer's computer is not really speech, but the code compiled and run on it is.

    What you say about comments is true, although I would have said this shows that code is the same as speech, as any natural language text can be thrown into a comment in code, and the code is still valid.

    One useful way of looking at actual program code though, is as a description for how to do something. For people well-versed in the language used, it is often a more precise and concise way of expressing that description than using a natural language. You could instead choose to describe the exact same process in English or Swahili, although it would most likely be a lot less efficient. This does not change the fact that the content would be identical.

    It is possible to take the text of code, and express it in a way that shows it is undeniably speech - putting it on a t-shirt for example. You can't run it directly any more, although the text is unchanged. You can hardly argue that text on a t-shirt is not speech. Particularly in the case of the OpenDVD t-shirt, worn to make a political statement.

    Even more to the point, any code expressed in a Turing-complete language can be expressed in natural languages as pseudocode. The best example is the De-CSS haiku - while it is code of a sort, it is also poetry!

    Code expresses ideas. Ideas are speech. Not that complicated.

  163. THey've been too busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been too busy trying to put DRM in to screw their "customers" they lost site of why they were popular... pleasing their customers.

    Honestly, they are a picture example of how a monopoly gets stupid and lazy and kills itself.

  164. Go ahead, provide an example by kylef · · Score: 2, Insightful
    When you are using government IP laws to squash your competition...

    I defy you to provide an example of MS exhibiting this behavior.

    MS does have an impressive IP portfolio. But they have historically used this portfolio for defensive purposes only. For example, Sun sues MS over patent-infringement issues relating to the JVM. MS counter-sues with several other patent infringement issues, perhaps including for example the "Long filenames in Fat16" patent which MS holds. The resulting fray ends with a cross-licensing agreement between the two companies. Lawsuit over.

    Also, as far as that stupid firing of the contractor episode is concerned, Microsoft has an unequivocal policy regarding ANY photographs on corporate grounds. Only FTE's (Full-Time Employees) are allowed to take such photographs, and there are a whole slew of restrictions on what can be done with the resulting photographs. Photographs on corporate grounds used for non-business purposes are explicitly forbidden. In this case, a "leak" of "inside information" insinuating that MS is "secretly using Apple computers" is clearly a violation of corporate policy. The guy was asking to be sacked.

  165. duh!-Buyback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Publicly traded corporations are all about the share price, nothing else matters except dividends and with so many shares in circulation they simply don't have enough revenue now to pay meaningful dividends and revenue isn't going to growing much anymore, and will probably be declining 5 years out. So their future is one of pain."

    Well some companies are minimizing their pain by doing stock buybacks.

    1. Re:duh!-Buyback by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Well some companies are minimizing their pain by doing stock buybacks.

      Do the math. How many shares could Microsoft buy back with their cash horde if the popped the whole wad on one big buyback? How much would that boost their stock price? Then what do they do next year?

      Besides, they can't get rid of that stack of money anytime soon because it is the major weapon that keeps the slaves in line, fear of what havok they could wreak on anyone they decided was enemy #1. They just haven't figured out a way to use that weapon against the penguin yet. Key word being yet. They are going down but not without a fight.

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  166. Market saturation by tcgroat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Microsoft's "midlife crisis" is no surprise. The days of double-digit compound growth couldn't go on forever. Essentially everybody in western countries who needs or wants a computer already has one (or two, or a garage full). The upgrade market and third-world market penetration aren't large enough to maintain the exponential growth they enjoyed during the glory days, when companies in a booming economy bought PCs loaded with Windows and Office for every employee.

    Now we have a comparatively stagnant economy, where companies are postponing the computer and software upgrades. The ROI on computer systems must be demonstrated; these days bean counters don't automatically approve any purchase request with "computer" written on it.

    Microsoft has had a longer winning streak than any other PC business. But once you take the top spot in the market, it's difficult to find enough new market opportunity to maintain that momentum. Passive, defensive business practices (cost cutting) gain favor over active, productive ones ("betting the company" on an all-new product). Microsoft probably won't go away, but they're already not the company we once knew. People grow old; companies do too. The hard part is doing so gracefully.

  167. And in other MS news ... by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    Micro$oft has announced that they will be
    moving their OS operations to China, and
    their Office Apps operations to India.

    In a quote from Steve Ballmer "With the
    current economic Outlook, we have a
    responsibility to our shareholders to
    reduce costs and improve share value.
    Our goal is to reduce our HR overhead by
    60 percent. Certain employees will be
    given the opportunity to move with the job,
    but relocation costs will not be reimbursed."

  168. Mod parent down by kylef · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is a completely misleading statement. The fact that Microsoft expenses options is a *Good Thing* and is something that all corporations should be doing in the wake of recent accounting scandals.

    And by saying "MS doesn't pay any corporate tax" you are insinuating that it somehow is hiding revenue, which is ludicrous. Recently, MS stock options have been "underwater" so they have not been popular to exercise. But any money that *is* spent on exercised option discounts is written off as additional employee salary expenses, which it is (the number of options purchased times the difference between the option strike price and the cost basis is added to the employee's W-2 taxable income total). MS should certainly not have to pay taxes on employee salaries: the employees already pay taxes on their salaries! Making the company pay taxes on the same money would amount to double-taxation. This is how all companies handle their options plans, assuming they are expensed on their books. If not, then investors beware...

    Now, whether this deduction alone can wipe out the total taxable corporate net income of Microsoft is a different story entirely. There would have to be a LOT of options exercised to amount to that kind of money, and in recent years it just hasn't happened. Back in the late 90's, it's possible. MS net profit was much smaller back then. Today, with MS stock price stagnant for 5 years and profits stronger than ever, there is no way that options deductions could come close to offsetting their tax burden.

  169. the real question is... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

    So, has MS built houses and hotels already? Or can it still do it? ;)

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  170. yes, their ASSETS by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Their assets are far, far more then 60 billion. they have 60 billion in cash like, in bank acounts and such. They are worth far more then that. In terms of intelectual property, physical property (buildings, etc)

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  171. Some facts by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    The figure of $300K per employee is derived simply as follows:-

    2003 accounts total operating expenses $18,970 million, total employees (per the article) 57,000. Therefore average cost per employee $332,808.

    Total operating costs include Research & Development and sales and marketing.

    Sorry to spoil the speculation/guesswork folks.

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  172. answer: patent portfolio by gosand · · Score: 1
    But what as MSRES done?

    Who knows. They probably wouldn't get the deserved credit anyway. They might be working on algorithms, or other such stuff that you just don't see. WMV? Although it is proprietary, it is a pretty good format. I'd bet that if you look in MS's patent portfolio, you'd see some of the things they have done. I have always said that MS is not a technology company, they are a software business. They probably saw the power that companies like IBM have with their patent portfolio, and simply bought people who could beef theirs up.

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  173. Not so by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 1
    Posting as an AC, I doubt you'll ever come back to this, but you couldn't be more wrong. Betwixt my 6 closest friends we have a PhD, a guy who almost failed high-school who became a marine, a Doctor, a guy who just quit college and smokes pot all day, a Court Clerk, and an IT support guy. We definitely do not share the same beliefs. Some are dyed-in-the-wool Christians, others are agnostic, and others are athiest. Same goes for political beliefs, though none of use like GWB. Sorry, my friends are all different, which is probably why we're still all friends.

    -truth

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  174. PC Week, 1998 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hey, Bill: Break up the company
    By John Dodge
    October 16, 1998
    PC Week Online

    After doing 20 TV and radio interviews related to the Microsoft-DOJ case in the last week, I offer a solution that should make everyone happy.

    Since the Department of Justice has not clued us into any specific remedies and enforcement measures, I'm taking the task upon myself.

    Microsoft should voluntarily break itself into separate companies.

    Voluntarily? People at Microsoft will call me a lunatic -- or even worse: A columnist having a slow news day. But there's method to my seeming madness.

    Method to this madness
    If Microsoft proposed such a plan and it contained provisions to truly level the competitive playing field, many of the current distractions would go away. The company should not wait until it's forced to do so on someone else's terms.

    Here's my reasoning:

    Too much power is concentrated in one company. From all we've seen over the years, there has been enough monopoly abuse to warrant the trial. Gates & crew come off as power-hungry and obsessed with bending the world to their computing will. There is no room for anyone else.

    Brilliant and rich they are. Noble and REALLY far-sighted, they're not.

    But the more they whine about being persecuted for doing too well, and the more they declare government prosecutors don't know their elbow from their pelvis, the less credible they sound. Even if it were true.

    Microsoft's claims of complete innocence and Gates getting steamed by the mere mention of the "M" word work against the company. They think they are so right, there's no way they can be!

    Granted, Microsoft's rivals are just as whiny, and for certain, they are exaggerating many of the claims. I can't feel real bad for them. Still, Microsoft can neutralize its rivals by coming up with its own safeguards to blunt all the charges and claims.

    Microsoft, or rather Gates, should take the initiative, reverse course and reconfigure the company at the first opportunity. And I'll leave it to him to figure out how the OS company would still not behave like a monopoly.

    In 1911, the Standard Oil Trust was dissolved and broken into several separate companies, per order of the Supreme Court. Within a few years, these companies (among them Exxon, Amoco, Conoco and Chevron, Royal Dutch Shell today) were bigger than the original company, most of them giving stockholders a greater return than the Trust ever did.

    On Jan. 1, 1984, the Bell System was split up into regional companies and AT&T. Those companies have largely thrived, learning how to survive in an unregulated environment. The breakup of the Bell System was a mandatory first step to telecommunications deregulation.

    Conversely, the slap on the wrist IBM received following antitrust litigation from 1969-82 sowed the seeds of the company's darkest days a decade later.

    To come to pass, all these actions required years of government intervention. But Microsoft has the unique opportunity to make it all happen -- much faster and on its own terms. Seize it, Bill.

    A half-dozen competing "Microlets" would rouse a relatively sleepy software industry. "Office & Desktop Apps," potentially the biggest of the breakouts, would be a ferocious competitor. It wouldn't need the rest of Microsoft, anyway. The research arm could go to the "OS Company."

    Each new Microlet would have to create its own systems, accounting and HR infrastructure. Each would have a separate stock, board of directors, logo and real estate.

    Gates: What will be his legacy?
    Surely, Gates must want to go down in history as something more than an angry, self-righteous and super-successful businessman. Windows is not a gift to mankind (The Mac OS might be).

    Gates has rewarded employees and stockholders for years. I am convinced he can continue doing that and developing better technology, while still taking a Ginsu knife to Microsoft.

    The Microsoft CEO has a chance at greatness that Rockefeller never took.

    Bill, you've built the most successful company in history. But it's time to do something different now. You can't take it with you, but crafting a better legacy than you have now if it all ended tomorrow is within your grasp.

  175. Re:Microsoft and others still have room to innovat by jdreyer · · Score: 1

    Yes, but Microsoft tends to copy more and add less. In "embrace and extend", "embrace" means "copy" and "extend" means "break compatibility".

    And sometimes the copies are simply theft. Check out this strategy for innovating in Web search!

  176. A lot of good companies never pay dividends by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    -especially growth companies.

    If the company management is competent, re-investing the profits back into the company to improve growth or profitability is a better use of the money, as it will increase shareholder value more than the simple payment of dividends => you'll make more money in the long run. If they're not competent, then payment of dividends just takes more money out of the company when it needs it to survive.

    Read Warren Buffett's letters (1977-2003)
    in the Berkshire Hathaway Annual Reports, or at least "Buffettology", by his son's ex-wife, Mary Buffett. Also read his BH Owner's Manual. This material constitutes an excellent education in long term investing.

    Buffett generally disagrees with dividend payouts. According to Buffettology he believes that by paying dividends, the company is telling investors that there are better places to invest their money than in this company. If the management does not believe in their own competence, then neither should investors.

    ALL stockholders are speculators. It's just a matter of time. Buffett is one of the pre-eminent buy-and-hold advocates. Much of his fortune was made by keeping stocks in Coca-Cola, Disney and others bought low in the 1960's. His strategy has, of course, made him the second richest man in America (not sure about this year), and the only billionaire in the US who made his money entirely in the stock market (as of several years ago - still true?) Buffettology has a summary of his success, starting out with $5000 of his own money and $5000 each from several other friends (20 of them?) in the late 1950's IIRC. That's like $100,000 each now, I suppose.

    Shares in BH are now $89,900 each. The five year chart shows a dip to $40,000/share in 2000. (BH never splits.)

    According to Buffettology, his strategy is to identify companies that will 'own' the market 10 or 15 years in the future - they have a 'franchise' (like Coca-Cola - the brand is forever, regardless of economic downturns), or are a tollbridge (he doesn't do high tech, but Cisco is certainly a candidate, as nearly every packet on the internet goes over a Cisco router at some point). Good, long term management is a requirement as well. He figures out the probable value of the company based on projected revenues 10+ years hence. Then, using bond interest rates over the 10 years, he backs back out the net present value of the company today. He buys the stock (actually nowadays he just buys the company) when the actual price is below the NPV price.

    Up till now anyway, he hasn't bought tech stocks because he "doesn't understand tech" - a wise position, even if one is deep in the tech business. Berkshire Hathaway had a big drop (see chart, linked above) during the dotcom boom, as the great unwashed nattered on about the "new economy" and laughed at his "obsolete methods". Had I any cash then, I would have bought BH. His approach has been vindicated, needless to say.

    The difficulty is figuring out MS' (or any tech stock's) value in 10 years, which seems just about impossible. Certainly they are a tollbridge - anyone who makes software or hardware for

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  177. And people have done things before that by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    That was kind of my point. There was a page on "new things from MS research", and we have a bunch of half-baked ideas or rehashes of things people have done before - 3D desktops have been under consideration for a long time now!

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  178. That does not take smart people by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Here's a thought. It is possible that Microsoft is hiring smart people because they need them to solve some serious problems. Like backwards compatibility back to 95, like compatibility with existing windows software, all the while trying to introduce some new technologies (you have to give them some credit for .Net).

    I'm sorry, but the giant task of keeping backwards compatibility is more sheer grunt work and persistance than intelligence. You don't need a mastermind to pile on layer after layer of API's and keep things working. I'm not saying it's not an accomplishment in it's own right, but it's not the kind of work you hire the kind of guys at MS Research for (and indeed they are not working on any such thing). It's more like building a pyramid than creating a new invention.

    As for .Net - what do I have to give them credit for? For the part that looks like Java, or the other part that looks like Java? For screwing up name capitalization in such a way that different elements can look the same now?

    Show me one feature of .Net that is not in some other language already (years ago usually). What innovation is to be found there vs. copying from other sources?

    What I would say about .Net is that it is the most massive standards fork (of Java) ever seen in our industry, and is creating a tremendious amount of duplication of effort. Is that really the way to move things forward? Microsoft by releasing .Net in one fell swoop has done more to retard inovation in software over the next few years than all the clueless bosses of the world put together.

    And, more importantly - did MS Research have anything to do with .Net even? I'm not sure they did.

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  179. "licensing" means no free software. by twitter · · Score: 1
    The resulting fray ends with a cross-licensing agreement between the two companies. Lawsuit over.

    The lawsuit is judicial extortion, given the insane set of laws and practices of the patent office. Microsoft has consistently used the cost of these kinds of suits to intimidate competitors. It's part of the deal you can't refuse when they decide to get into your market.

    An excellent example is their buyout of archival software under their platform. I was a fan of Fast-back, which was one of the best and located in my home state.

    Bogus patents on long filenames are a good example of how M$ plans to block free software from interacting with their file systems. Their kludges to their inadequate file systems hardly merit the name "invention" and don't rate a patent. Their submarining the issue for a decade is another clue to their ill intent. If I have to "license" the ability to read M$ junk, then I can't share it with my friends and free software won't be able to do this in the future. The DMCA can come to their rescue on this one and make sure that free software is no longer a competitive threat.

    If those things are not M$ using copyright and patent powers that they have worked to build for themselves, I don't know what is.

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  180. So invesors have lost half their worth. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Microsoft went up a minimum 10,000% (and around 50,000% during the dot-com peak) during the 90's. It has been one of the best investments in the last few decades (possibly one of the best of all time). So you are wrong; MS made a ton of money for investors.

    You need to be more precise. The ballpark estimate is a clear loser for Microsoft investors.

    A tenfold advance in "value" over twenty years is not very good if the actual valuation is about 25% of current market value. Any investment should more than double in ten years given average inflation. Over twenty years, that's a four fold increase. If M$'s current "value" is $27 and that represents a tenfold advance, but the worth is $6 investors have lost their shirts on M$ and would have at least $12 from government bonds. These losses would have been offset, had Microsoft done the honest thing and payed divedens. The assets on hand do not cover the investment people have made. The only people who did well are those who speculated early and sold high.

    Precise numbers might prove me wrong but "Best Investment Ever!" rings about as true as "Best Software Ever!" and "Best Place to Work Ever!". It's a bitch how one or two little lies can discount everything you say, isn't it?

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    1. Re:So invesors have lost half their worth. by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, MS was still over 10,000% since its early days! During the dot-com peak it was something like 50,000% but it dropped since then. Nevertheless, it is still over 10,000% higher so you technically never lost anything unless you invested during the dot-com peak.

      In addition, MS didn't go up 10x; it went up 100x to 500x!!! Very few things come close to this. If you invested $5000 in the early 90's, you are looking at $500,000 now!!! Even if you dollar-cost-averaged and invested around $10,000, you are still looking at around $400,000 or so (depends on details).

      When you invest, what matters is TOTAL return (dividiends+capital gains). Paying dividends is irrelevant if the stock appreciates on a regular basis. There are many companies that do not pay dividends yet people invest in them.

      So the saying that MS is one of the best investments of all time IS correct. You'll find very few companies like that in your lifetime. Actually, the rise of the whole tech-industry during the 90's is a once in a lifetime event--and I'm not talking about the dot-com mania (I'm talking about the legitimate rise due to the expansion of the computer industry). Companies like Dell were also a good investment.

      I'm not passing judgement on MS' workplace or its software (although I think some of its software is top-notch eg. Office, SQL Server, Visual Studio, Encarta, etc). All I'm saying is that it is one of the best investments in recent memory. You cannot deny that. Just go to a stock quote website (say finance.yahoo.com) and plot MSFT.

      Sivaram

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  181. work hours by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiousity, how do they respond to moving your hours to the early side? If you've come in late, and are staying late, then you're there when the boss leaves, and look good.

    OTOH, during the Summer I like to get in by 7:00+/-, and out correspondingly early. So odds are good I see others heading to a meeting somewhere, and I'm heading out the door. Actually, I'm getting no flack at all for it, so any very slight unease I may feel isn't enough to stop me.

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    1. Re:work hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flexible hours is one of the things the recruiters talk a lot about with college hires. Early hours are fine. It doesn't really matter when you come in. As you advance through the levels of promotions your responsibilities increase which means the core hours you have to be at work also increase because you have to be there for important meetings and to address issues that may arise in components you own in a product. But of course as your responsibilities increase so does the pay and also the enjoyment of your job since you have more say over the direction of your product.

  182. Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

    * Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    Arschficken mit Ziegen really means assf*cking with goats. If you want goat sex, I'd got with Ziegegeschlecht (to coin a new compound word - why not, it's German afterall). Geschlecht seems to be the preferred equivalent to the english noun sex.