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  1. Re:Distributed answers? on Interview Responses From BitTorrent's Bram Cohen · · Score: 1

    Are you sure there were 10 questions? Most of them seemed to dupes, or essentially asking the same thing.

  2. sarting a business on Interview Responses From BitTorrent's Bram Cohen · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't see any way for a BitTorrent business to be profitable. Maybe 5 years ago, when you could IPO before determining step 2 (????), but not now.


    Unless, of course, he has a hot 15 year-old daughter that wears skimpy clothes and says, "I'm Bitty. Share me!". Aimster/Madster probably patented that business model, though.

  3. Re:wait up on PeltierBeer · · Score: 1
    it doesn't loose its taste so much as your taste buds are less sensitive when chilled.

    As an American, I'll disown our mass produced beers, but there are lots of microbrews and regional beers which are quite tasty.

  4. Re:I have that foam thing on PeltierBeer · · Score: 2, Funny
    I believe breasts remain attached to the woman upon removal of the bra

    Yes, but hopefully the bra will be removed from the woman upon beer drinking.

  5. Re:Yeall, real nice... on EvilWM - Minimalist Window Manager · · Score: 1
    it's not so excellent if your application (blender, for example) uses alt-clicking.

    of course a *real* minimalist would run X without a window manager. You could probably write a command-line utility to move the windows around.

  6. Re:Calling all C programmers! on Aimee Deep Interview · · Score: 1
    Ok mod me offtopic, someone (offtopicly) wanted to know..

    gcc doesn't know what PATH_MAX is -- it could vary depending on which OS or kernel version you're using.

    Also, gcc uses a conservative approach to nagging -- assume you're an idiot for using a depracated function, rather than verifying if you're safely using a depracated function.

  7. Re:Embarrased yet? on Denial of Service via Algorithmic Complexity · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    oops, no weapons of mass destruction. I bet saddam is laughing his ass off! he sure fooled us!

  8. sham report! on Denial of Service via Algorithmic Complexity · · Score: 3, Funny

    they don't list slahsdotting!

  9. Re:A nitpick.. on Preview of Java 1.5 · · Score: 1

    look carefully, he created an NSMutableDictionary, not an NSDictionary (which can't have data added after initialization).

  10. imagine that! on Twin Prime Proof Erroneous · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The slashdot "editors" ran a bogus story!

    HAHAHA you must feel like suck idiots! Next time, check the stories!

  11. Re:Have Excellent Karma... willing to sell on Law and Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1

    IIRC, a while back someone did try to ebay a slashdot account, but VA/Andover's lawyers put a stop to it. Or maybe they just set his karma to -BIGNUM :)

  12. is slashdot a virtual world? on Law and Virtual Worlds · · Score: 0

    karma, moderators, meta moderators, trolls, oh my!

  13. It's not easy being the life of the orgy on Microsoft to Pay AOL $750M in Settlement · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Do you know me? Well, if you've been to an orgy in the greater Cincinnati area in the past 17 years, you've probably seen me (or at least part of me). My name is Hank Wetzel, and I am the king of the Cincinnati group-sex scene. You may have heard a story or two--and believe me, there are hundreds--about my legendary carnal exploits. Yet as renowned as I am, and as much fun as I've had, few people realize that it's not easy being the life of the orgy.

    Anytime four or more people decide to get naked together in Cincinnati, someone inevitably says, "We need Hank. Hank should be here." Why? Because they know that once I get there, I'm going to blow the roof off the joint. Everybody who likes to swap, group-grope, or rut around on protective plastic sheets is sure to light up at the mention of my name. But do any of them know the real me? I'm not so sure.

    They see my mastery of countless freaky positions, my vast collection of latex outfits, and my skillful use of the Polynesian fuck-swing, and they think they know Hank. Well, they don't know Hank. They're too distracted by my way with writhing piles of flesh to see the sadness beneath all the sucking and fucking.

    It's not that I don't enjoy what I do. The daisy chains, the S&M dungeon parties, and the round-robin clusterfucks are still fun, but the pressure to always be "on" can be exhausting. Remember: There's a person with hopes and dreams behind that nine-and-a-half-inch cock.

    People should know that when I'm alone or out of my group-sex circle, I'm basically a shy, simple guy. It's only when I pick up the scent of K-Y that I transform from Hank the Coca-Cola bottling-plant supervisor to Hank the Fuck Machine.

    Sometimes, I think this is slowly killing me.

    It's harder than you'd think to keep up the positive orgy attitude. If I don't meet and exceed someone's expectations, I'm no longer the top fuck dog in town. As great a group lover as I am, that kind of reputation can be hard to live up to. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

    You may be wondering why I do it. Why do I pleasure four people at once when two would suffice? Why do I bring my partners to such heated climaxes that they unleash a symphony of frenzied shrieks? And why do I always have to be the last one standing at the orgy, still humping away while the others are collapsed in post-coital bliss? I used to think it was just because I like getting people off. Now I know the truth: that being the life of the orgy is all I have.

    I can't just lay back and let a girl blow me on a couch like everyone else. I have to put on a whole sex show, to be the center of a whole crowd, whether I'm in the mood or not.

    I know I won't be able to keep this up forever. Eventually, a younger, better-looking, more flexible young buck is going to come along with a bigger dick and more tricks, and I'll be brushed off to the side room. Either that, or I'm simply going to lose my edge. I've seen it happen. I've seen people who've slowly lost it. Like Clara Mascara. Antonio. Dirty Ben. I don't want to go out like that. I don't want people to whisper, "What happened to Hank? He used to fuck like a champ."

    If I have to leave the scene, I want to go out on top like my mentor, Frank Fourteen-Inch. Frank hung up his anal beads in his absolute prime, and people still talk about him like he could fuck no wrong. That's the way to go.

    I'll never forget the last thing Frank told me just before he walked away from the game. He said, "If you want to make people fuck like there's no tomorrow, you must remember the pain of yesterday."

    Back then, I didn't understand what he meant. I do now. I've come to realize that even when you're face-deep in hair pie while simultaneously coating someone else's belly with your steamy man-butter, being Orgy King can be awful lonely.

  14. Re:These harddrive mp3 players cost too much on Neuros Review · · Score: 4, Funny
    I know what you mean! Yesterday, I went to OfficeMax. I picked out a hard drive (40 gig, $40). I asked the bored teenager if it could play mp3s. He thought it could. I took it home, and opened the box, but I couldn't figure out how to make it play mp3s. It didn't even have a nice case, and doesn't fit in my pocket.

    Maybe i'll just buy an mp3 player.

  15. good book. on Intrusion Detection with Snort · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I skimmed through this book at BN last week. (I do that before ordering online :). I wasn't sure if i should get this or Snort Intrustion Detection).


    To be honest, I only noticed this book because it had Bruce Perens' name on it). It is a good book, regardless of what you think of Bruce (does anybody *not* like him? why?). It's concise and the included scripts look like they do what you need them to do. They also go over what the scripts do, how they work, etc.


    Natch, the scripts are available online, so no need to retype them in.

  16. just remember.... on Linux Distributions for the Vision Impaired? · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    masturbation does not cause blindness or hairy palms.

    However, failing to use lubricant can cause a loss of sensitivity.

  17. Re:Short lived phenomenon on The Anti-Spam Research Group's Plan for Spam · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    "Firm D cup tits in 2 weeks" (great research there)

    Nobody likes flabby man-tits!

  18. my thoughts on Yuji Naka On Sonic, Employee Defection, Billy Hatcher · · Score: -1, Troll

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  19. Re:Smart Compilers on Famous Last Words: You can't decompile a C++ program · · Score: 1
    i think newer gcc's have a flag to check for tail recursion, and replace it with iteration. I've never tried it, though.

    Most functional language (scheme, lisp, haskell, ocaml etc) compilers will convert recursion into tail recursion, which can be converted into iteration in the compiled code.

  20. Sourceforge is dying (VA Linux quartetly report) on Recycling Parts From Dead Motherboards · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    VA Linux recently released their Quarterly earnings

    Among the hilights:

    • 6 million in revenue
    • 3 million cost of revenue
    • 3.6 million net loss
    The revenue was leftovers from the hardware business (181,000), software revenue (671,000), and online revenues (5,185,000).

    Software revenue was sourceforge enterprise edition (10 new sales at 65,000 plus some additional licenses), and the online revenue is banner ads, /. subscriptions, and thinkgeek shit, etc.

    Clearly, betting the company on sourceforge was a mistake. If VA Linux is to survive, sourceforge must die. Interestingly, the only parts of VA Linux with any potential are the pieces bought from Andover.net, and they'll be the only thing left when VA is out of the hardware and sourceforge business.

    More interestingly, though, is that total assets dropped from 66 million to 51 million. That's 12 million more than than the 3.6 million loss they reported, and the loss of goodwill and equipment depreciation doesn't explain it.

  21. only 70%? on Information Obesity · · Score: 1

    they must not be counting blogs...

  22. Re:laws and lawmakers on California Could Get $500/Offense Spam Law · · Score: 1
    Not an anti-French thing, but I have heard that using horse fat for cooking french fries isn't uncommon in france. I've also heard they'll use goose fat, too.

    I prefer corn oil myself, but lard (pork fat) or beef tallow (old time McDonald's fries) is generally considered best.

  23. Re:bad news for the greatest spammer of them all.. on California Could Get $500/Offense Spam Law · · Score: 1

    well, california's electoral votes are guaranteed democratic (unless gray davis is their nominee...), but that doesn't mean the bush campaign doesn't want conservative californians to donate money.

  24. Re:OS on Game of Life in Postscript · · Score: 1
    For xfree86, display ghostscript is mostly written. Sun and some other Xservers have a full display postscript support.

    Quartz (diplay pdf) is quite similar (but without the license fees)

  25. Re:IE, Mozilla, and Opera are all I need! on Jazilla Milestone 1 Released · · Score: 1

    Can you also "name 100+ embedded devices that support java" that also have the RAM and processor cycles to run this thing?