I've heard that old Word Perfect was mostly 8086 asm code... which is one reason they took too long to release a windows version, and lost their dominance to Word.
You can always run it under dosbox or dosemu, though.
maybe the person responsible for updating the careers page got fired?
I went through 2 "rightsizings" at a company. Both times, some of the open positions were cancelled, besides people being reduced. And both times, divisions within the company continued growing and hiring afterwards.
If the people being reduced have usable job skills, they'll have a decent chance at getting transferred into one of the open positions. And if they are just chaff, so what? why should sgi settle for 2nd or 3rd rate employees?
for those that don't know, fuckedcompany is the best 'news' source for stuff like this.
Speaking of pushing...
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P2P Meets Push
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"Need any help getting that shirt off?" CmdrTaco asked.
"Don't you like this shirt? "Hemos answered.
"I love all your clothes as long as they are scattered around your naked body," CmdrTaco replied.
"I suppose you better help me then" Hemos moved closer to CmdrTaco's beautiful bulk of perfectly defined muscles. CmdrTaco peeled of the obnoxious piece of clothing and continued to lick Hemos's ear.
"Oh, CmdrTaco, I'm so hot. Please don't tease me anymore. I need that beautiful cock right away." CmdrTaco didn't adhere. But let his tongue wander down Hemos's neck and further down to finally rest on his nipple where he began to suck diligently and hard. The exasperated breath emanating from Hemos told him he was doing something very right. He began tracing Hemos's abs with his lips to finally end up squeezing Hemos's dickhead with his mouth. And sliding his head further down the shaft he sucked greedily on his way back up while his hand moved around it in the same motion. His other hand was squeezing those tight little nuts as he went on with this sweet labor. Hemos's moaning grew into a crescendo of lustful groans.
" Take me now you sadistic bastard, or I'll kill you." At the prospect of getting killed CmdrTaco moved further down while Hemos leaned over the kitchen-table and pouted his savagely hot buttocks in CmdrTacos direction. His sphincter was so soft by now that CmdrTaco didn't have to use any force to insert his finger and consequently his tongue up that glorious hot hole.
"Are you ready to get what's coming to you?"
"Yes, please. For the love of god, shove it up my ass!"
CmdrTaco slid his well-lubricated cock into that willing butthole.
"Oooh," moaned Hemos, "Fuck me harder" As CmdrTaco thrust his cock harder and harder, crouching over Hemos's sweating writhing body, panting heavily He said; "I'm coming now." Which was all Hemos needed to squirt his semen across the kitchen and lie gasping for air on the table.
Rob Malda is a 26-year old white male with a stocky build and a beard. His head is shaved. He responded to my ad to be interviewed for this article wearing only leather pants, leather boots and a leather vest. I could see that both of his nipples were pierced with large-gauge silver rings.
Questioner: I hope you won't be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you're a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn't a fake.
Rob: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).
Q: Thank you. That's a remarkable sight.
(laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.
Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?
(pauses). Well, it really wasn't entirely my decision.
Q: Excuse me?
The idea wasn't mine. It was my lover's idea.
Q: Please explain what you mean.
Okay, it's a long story. You have to understand my relationship with Michael before you'll know what happened.
Q: We have plenty of time. Please go on.
Both of us were into the leather lifestyle when we met through a personal ad. Michael's ad was very specific: he was looking for someone to completely dominate and modify to his pleasure. In other word, a slave.
The ad intrigued me. I had been in a number of B&D scenes and also some S&M, but I found them unsatisfying because they were all temporary. After the fun was over, everybody went on with life as usual.
I was looking for a complete life change. I wanted to meet someone who would be part of my life forever. Someone who would control me and change me at his whim.
Q: In other words, you're a true masochist.
Oh yes, no doubt about that. I've always been totally passive in my sexual relationships.
Anyway, we met and there was instant chemistry. Michael is a few years older than me and very good looking. Our personalities meshed totally. He's very dominant.
I went back to his place after drinks and had the best sex of my life. That's when I knew I was going to be with Michael for a long, long time.
Q: What sort of things did you two do?
It was very heavy right away. He restrained me and whipped me for quite awhile. He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth. And he hung a ball bag on my sack with some very heavy weights. That bag really bounced around when Michael fucked me from behind.
Q: Ouch.
(laughs) Yeah, no kidding. At first I didn't think I could take the pain, but Michael worked me through it and after awhile I was flying. I was sorry when it was over.
Michael enjoyed it as much as I did. Afterwards he talked about what kind of a commitment I'd have to make if I wanted to stay with him.
Q: What did he say exactly?
Well, besides agreeing to be his slave in every way, I'd have to be ready to be modified. To have my body modified.
Q: Did he explain what he meant by that?
Not specifically, but I got the general idea. I guessed that something like castration might be part of it.
Q: How did that make you feel?
(laughs) I think it would make any guy a little hesitant.
Q: But it didn't stop you from agreeing to Michael's terms?
No it didn't. I was totally hooked on this man. I knew that I was willing to pay any price to be with him.
Anyway, a few days later I moved in with Michael. He gave me the rules right away: I'd have to be naked at all times while we were indoors, except for a leather dog collar that I could never take off. I had to keep my head shaved. And I had to wear a butt plug except when I needed to take a shit or when we were having sex.
I had to sleep on the floor next to his bed. I ate all my food on the floor, too.
The next day he took me to a piercing parlor where he had my nipples done, and a Prince Albert put into the head of my cock.
We had this developer that used to piss off everyone at the office. So one night I went to his workstation, removed Linux and installed Windows. Then I pissed all over his chair. After that I wanked off into his coffee mug just for good measure.
Still, I felt like the job wasn't done, so I pulled down my britches and dropped a load right on his keyboard. Then I grabbed his sweater off the back of his chair and used it to wipe my arse.
You should've seen his face the next day when he came into work and saw the whole mess. He was like, "Ugh, gross! Someone installed Windows on my workstation!"
Needless to say, he didn't fuck with anyone at the office after that.
someone I knew went to Los Angeles and was arrested for walking
Next time your friend is out walking, tell him not to wear a miniskirt, fishnet stalkings, and ask passing motorists if they need a girlfriend for the night...
And a car will help you get laid better than a motorized scooter.
Re:...and go where?
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Rent a Segway
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But, but... Jeff Bezos and Steve Jobs told me that whole cities would be built around it! Are you saying they make incredible claims with no basis in reality?!?!?!!?
TopCoder cofirms it: functional programming is dieing. You don't need to be Eliza to predict functional programming's future: functional programming is dieing. Scheme is the most endangered of them all, having suffocated under a deluge of ()s. It was auctioned off to gnu/emacs, anoter charnel house, with an equally precarious future. Induction proves that the downward spiral will continue until termination.
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You can always run it under dosbox or dosemu, though.
Cowboy Kneel's cock, feel it sliding over your sphinter. Do you feel the rhythm, sure you do. He's definitely gay.
Hemos's cock, feel it sliding over your man-tits. Do you feel the rhythm, sure you do. He's definitely gay.
yet another reason why linux users should bathe monthly.
preferably with a hot chick who will invite you over to spend the night at her (air-conditioned) apartment!
turn off your fucking computer!
I went through 2 "rightsizings" at a company. Both times, some of the open positions were cancelled, besides people being reduced. And both times, divisions within the company continued growing and hiring afterwards.
If the people being reduced have usable job skills, they'll have a decent chance at getting transferred into one of the open positions. And if they are just chaff, so what? why should sgi settle for 2nd or 3rd rate employees?
for those that don't know, fuckedcompany is the best 'news' source for stuff like this.
"Don't you like this shirt? "Hemos answered. "I love all your clothes as long as they are scattered around your naked body," CmdrTaco replied.
"I suppose you better help me then" Hemos moved closer to CmdrTaco's beautiful bulk of perfectly defined muscles. CmdrTaco peeled of the obnoxious piece of clothing and continued to lick Hemos's ear.
"Oh, CmdrTaco, I'm so hot. Please don't tease me anymore. I need that beautiful cock right away." CmdrTaco didn't adhere. But let his tongue wander down Hemos's neck and further down to finally rest on his nipple where he began to suck diligently and hard. The exasperated breath emanating from Hemos told him he was doing something very right. He began tracing Hemos's abs with his lips to finally end up squeezing Hemos's dickhead with his mouth. And sliding his head further down the shaft he sucked greedily on his way back up while his hand moved around it in the same motion. His other hand was squeezing those tight little nuts as he went on with this sweet labor. Hemos's moaning grew into a crescendo of lustful groans.
" Take me now you sadistic bastard, or I'll kill you." At the prospect of getting killed CmdrTaco moved further down while Hemos leaned over the kitchen-table and pouted his savagely hot buttocks in CmdrTacos direction. His sphincter was so soft by now that CmdrTaco didn't have to use any force to insert his finger and consequently his tongue up that glorious hot hole.
"Are you ready to get what's coming to you?"
"Yes, please. For the love of god, shove it up my ass!"
CmdrTaco slid his well-lubricated cock into that willing butthole.
"Oooh," moaned Hemos, "Fuck me harder" As CmdrTaco thrust his cock harder and harder, crouching over Hemos's sweating writhing body, panting heavily He said; "I'm coming now." Which was all Hemos needed to squirt his semen across the kitchen and lie gasping for air on the table.
"So, I didn't know you where gay, Hemos."
"I'm gay for you," Hemos replied.
Rob Malda is a 26-year old white male with a stocky build and a beard. His head is shaved. He responded to my ad to be interviewed for this article wearing only leather pants, leather boots and a leather vest. I could see that both of his nipples were pierced with large-gauge silver rings.
Questioner: I hope you won't be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you're a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn't a fake.
Rob: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).
Q: Thank you. That's a remarkable sight.
(laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.
Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?
(pauses). Well, it really wasn't entirely my decision.
Q: Excuse me?
The idea wasn't mine. It was my lover's idea.
Q: Please explain what you mean.
Okay, it's a long story. You have to understand my relationship with Michael before you'll know what happened.
Q: We have plenty of time. Please go on.
Both of us were into the leather lifestyle when we met through a personal ad. Michael's ad was very specific: he was looking for someone to completely dominate and modify to his pleasure. In other word, a slave.
The ad intrigued me. I had been in a number of B&D scenes and also some S&M, but I found them unsatisfying because they were all temporary. After the fun was over, everybody went on with life as usual.
I was looking for a complete life change. I wanted to meet someone who would be part of my life forever. Someone who would control me and change me at his whim.
Q: In other words, you're a true masochist.
Oh yes, no doubt about that. I've always been totally passive in my sexual relationships.
Anyway, we met and there was instant chemistry. Michael is a few years older than me and very good looking. Our personalities meshed totally. He's very dominant.
I went back to his place after drinks and had the best sex of my life. That's when I knew I was going to be with Michael for a long, long time.
Q: What sort of things did you two do?
It was very heavy right away. He restrained me and whipped me for quite awhile. He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth. And he hung a ball bag on my sack with some very heavy weights. That bag really bounced around when Michael fucked me from behind.
Q: Ouch.
(laughs) Yeah, no kidding. At first I didn't think I could take the pain, but Michael worked me through it and after awhile I was flying. I was sorry when it was over.
Michael enjoyed it as much as I did. Afterwards he talked about what kind of a commitment I'd have to make if I wanted to stay with him.
Q: What did he say exactly?
Well, besides agreeing to be his slave in every way, I'd have to be ready to be modified. To have my body modified.
Q: Did he explain what he meant by that?
Not specifically, but I got the general idea. I guessed that something like castration might be part of it.
Q: How did that make you feel?
(laughs) I think it would make any guy a little hesitant.
Q: But it didn't stop you from agreeing to Michael's terms?
No it didn't. I was totally hooked on this man. I knew that I was willing to pay any price to be with him.
Anyway, a few days later I moved in with Michael. He gave me the rules right away: I'd have to be naked at all times while we were indoors, except for a leather dog collar that I could never take off. I had to keep my head shaved. And I had to wear a butt plug except when I needed to take a shit or when we were having sex.
I had to sleep on the floor next to his bed. I ate all my food on the floor, too.
The next day he took me to a piercing parlor where he had my nipples done, and a Prince Albert put into the head of my cock.
Q: Heavy stuff.
Yeah, and it
We had this developer that used to piss off everyone at the office. So one night I went to his workstation, removed Linux and installed Windows. Then I pissed all over his chair. After that I wanked off into his coffee mug just for good measure.
Still, I felt like the job wasn't done, so I pulled down my britches and dropped a load right on his keyboard. Then I grabbed his sweater off the back of his chair and used it to wipe my arse.
You should've seen his face the next day when he came into work and saw the whole mess. He was like, "Ugh, gross! Someone installed Windows on my workstation!"
Needless to say, he didn't fuck with anyone at the office after that.
Next time your friend is out walking, tell him not to wear a miniskirt, fishnet stalkings, and ask passing motorists if they need a girlfriend for the night...
And a car will help you get laid better than a motorized scooter.
But, but ... Jeff Bezos and Steve Jobs told me that whole cities would be built around it! Are you saying they make incredible claims with no basis in reality?!?!?!!?
actually, it's sunday morning! Who's the loser now!!!!!!
I think he's talking about something like this:
/* snip */
while(true)
{
Object o = new Object();
o = null;
}
The GC won't free the memory in realtime (or, sometimes, ever), as would be the case for C++/C with new/delete malloc/free.
The pervert doesn't know you'll both get fired for reporting it.
but what about countries besides Poland?
somehow, i don't trust a "highly scientific and authoritative experiment" to a .com....
Fact: functional programming is dead.
Odd how slashdot *never* has stories about sex. It's as if the editors misunderstood "unix" and cut off their nuts...
More stories about spam than the matrix even!
Maybe spam is a problem after all....
Homer Simpson already designed the perfect chair...
check out literate programming (WEB, CWEB, etc).
I don't have any hands you insensitive clod!
Someone set us up the bomb!
It is you!
All your base are belong to us!