I know all the mods, whipped up into a LotR fervor will mod me down to troll for it, but I dont care as long as someone tells me why.
Once you get past the hype... this movie was just a bunch of guys, running from place to place, killing bad guys. Basically, it seems to me to be on the same level as Scorpion King, except it doesn't have beautiful and scantily clad women all over the place; they replaced those, mistakably, with smoldering bondage kings and smelly goblins.
And before you say that I simply look for movies with boobies and booties, I will point out that the cheap thrill is exactly what makes me NOT like LotR.
Thanks for your time. Please respond to either correct me or ratify me.
Look at the grammar! This guy reads slashdot, and he hasn't passed grade 5 english?
"This property holds within a huge temperature range shrinks uniformly making it a very pratical substance to work with."
What is a 'temperature range shrinks'??? I cant even make sense out of this nonsenseness in order to make a sensical joke about the nonesenseness of this sentence!
Upon entering the ISS, Gates slips into the venting system.
Captain of mission: "Commander, is it hot in here? Check the ventilation system."
Commander of mission: "Aye Sir."
Little does the Dear Commander know he is GOING TO DIE!@!#W
The thing about mammoths is that they eat way too much food just like those damn whales. That means the Japanese will have to kill and eat them just to save the rest of the environment!!
What does this mean, you ask? Well, folllowing an infallible line of deductive logic, it is not too hard to see that Linux is an evil entity, bent on crushing free speech. Damn you Linux!
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And right after that, you can sue the small claims court for being too far from your house!
I ate my bacon with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti.
Why this movie is so popular?
I know all the mods, whipped up into a LotR fervor will mod me down to troll for it, but I dont care as long as someone tells me why.
Once you get past the hype... this movie was just a bunch of guys, running from place to place, killing bad guys. Basically, it seems to me to be on the same level as Scorpion King, except it doesn't have beautiful and scantily clad women all over the place; they replaced those, mistakably, with smoldering bondage kings and smelly goblins.
And before you say that I simply look for movies with boobies and booties, I will point out that the cheap thrill is exactly what makes me NOT like LotR.
Thanks for your time. Please respond to either correct me or ratify me.
No hippies could stop a beowulf cluster of these!
AWESOME, DUDE!
What is wrong with this guy?
"Rueters"??? ITS REUTERS!
"unusuall" . . . do I, need... ARGH!
Look at the grammar! This guy reads slashdot, and he hasn't passed grade 5 english?
"This property holds within a huge temperature range shrinks uniformly making it a very pratical substance to work with."
What is a 'temperature range shrinks'??? I cant even make sense out of this nonsenseness in order to make a sensical joke about the nonesenseness of this sentence!
wtf is going on!
All the posts are unnested and I can mod things, I just want nested comments!
Upon entering the ISS, Gates slips into the venting system. Captain of mission: "Commander, is it hot in here? Check the ventilation system." Commander of mission: "Aye Sir." Little does the Dear Commander know he is GOING TO DIE!@!#W
All you crazy slashdotters, going off about the moral code of society.
What we need here on slashdot is a new topic called "Existentialism." Hell, lets throw in some LaVey Satanism, just for fun!
I found it! It's right here!
Sounds like Korea needs this guy!
We have tested the rubber bullets on dogs. It cannot kill the dog, but the dog is stunned and can't run away.
I'd like to see PeTA protest this guys work, hah.
This Register article says so.
The thing about mammoths is that they eat way too much food just like those damn whales. That means the Japanese will have to kill and eat them just to save the rest of the environment!!
Media trying to disprove a conspiracy?
Sounds like a conspiracy to me....
How about this family classic of mine:
(Texan with 2 snowmobiles on the trailer): Hey, where's all the snow around here?
(My dad): About 2000 miles that-a-way.
First, Something Awful makes a Muppets Photoshop Phriday.
Second, the Jim Henson Company orders SomethingAwful.com to cease and desist their Muppets Photoshop Phriday.
The Jim Henson Company was using Linux to send that email!
What does this mean, you ask? Well, folllowing an infallible line of deductive logic, it is not too hard to see that Linux is an evil entity, bent on crushing free speech. Damn you Linux!
Or is that last .gif up there a diagram of a redox battery?
To liquify the brains of the industrialized world.
but after last September you need to register to get it...
Does this mean the terrorist factions have perfected use of the Tactical Long Range Spork Launcher?
We must guard our satellites.
Wait until T'leth rises from the Carribean. Terror attacks and Deep Ones and Aquatoids... oh brotha! (Does anyone know what I am talking about?)