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  1. Introversion...! Bah! on The Introvert Advantage · · Score: 0, Funny

    Nothing a little (ok... alot of) booze can't fix!

  2. Re:Release GC Linux! on GameCube Production to Halt · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our new SCO/Linux enabled GameCube overlords.

  3. K5 slashdotted? on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: 0

    ... maybe a fair warning would have been in order? It's all fun and games until you fry someones box.

  4. Re:The SLASHDOT TROLL HOWTO 0.65 on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: -1

    Thanks. Really useful...

  5. Wario Ware.. on Nintendo Announce New Titles, Other Rumors · · Score: 0

    I just call it crack for short.

  6. A party? on Assembly '03 · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, they call this a party!

  7. Re:Damn! on Kazaa CEO vs. Hilary Rosen · · Score: 0

    What about this one?

    Q: What's black and blue and doesn't want to fuck?
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    A: The five year old in my trunk!

  8. Will users pay for content? on Will Internet Users Pay for Content? · · Score: 0

    Yes and I will give you the same answer I gave a friend when he asked me :

    Q: "Why should I go on living in this unjust, inhumaine, technology dependant world where one marginally sain person can't even delude himself enough to believe that one person can make a differance as nameless, faceless forces seem to conspire against my every hope and dream, leaving me spiritually ravaged and consigned to work at the drive-in window at Wendy's?"

    A: Internet Pr0n?

  9. give you the ability... on Extended Xbox Live Capabilities To Debut · · Score: 1

    "give you the ability to keep track of what's happening on Xbox Live"

    And give them the ability to keep track of what's happening in your living room!

  10. Damn! on Kazaa CEO vs. Hilary Rosen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was hoping they would mention if pirated versions of NHL 2004 were going to be available soon. I bet Nikki gets all the stuff first. -- I guess i'll give up file-sharing and go back to stabbing hookers.

  11. 800lbs gorilla on Kazaa CEO vs. Hilary Rosen · · Score: 0, Funny

    I thought one had to be and 800lbs. gorilla... ?

    --
    If you gonna be a monkey, be a mother-f'ing gorilla!

  12. Whatever.. on MMOG Creators On The Levelling Treadmill · · Score: 1

    I remember in the good old MUD days, leveling was still a pain in the butt, but you still enjoyed it.

    You would get large hunting parties together, try to make your skill % go up. When you would level you would allow yourself a break, maybe for a PK-fight or what not but then you put your shoulder to the boulder and started leveling again.

    Sometimes, I would be so fulfilled when I leveled. I would tell myself "just one more level" then I'll hit the sack... sometimes this went on for ever.

    Oh good times!

    mud.arcadia.net 4000

  13. Re:charge money? on Part Two: Technical Self-Employment For All · · Score: 1

    Now if you could only charge them to have intercourse with their wives! .... hmmmr...
    1) Charge to have intercourse with clients wives
    2) ????
    3) Profit!!!

    Wait that's prostitution...
    then again at least it's not trading illegal copyrighted material!

  14. MUD on Star Wars Galaxies - No Crushbone Factor? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why doesn't everyone just play MUDs? IMO They we're so much better. I curse our new graphical overlords!!! On the other hand, maybe with time they will become as good as MUDs. mud.arcadia.org 4000 (ahh, the memories.)

  15. Re:Too much crack! on SCO Wants $699 for Linux Systems · · Score: 1

    When penguis fly! Then again.. the can already race, so who knows?!

  16. Tux.. on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 1

    Disney using open-source? Pfft... I'll believe it when penguins fly!

  17. Re:So how long on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 1

    When pigs... uhh I mean penguins fly!

  18. Confusion on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm confused... I thought I was supposed to hate Disney. Have the slashgods turned they back on me, again!?

    SCO is still bad right?

  19. Step 1? on Ian Murdock: Linux is a Process, Not a Product · · Score: 0

    1) Claim first step of process as your own. 2) ???? 3) profit!

  20. Re:As I said before: on Cringely Tries Snapster 2.0 · · Score: 0

    Hey at least I have less chances of getting busted.

  21. Your happy meal: on Ian Murdock: Linux is a Process, Not a Product · · Score: 1, Funny

    McDonald founder Ronald McDonald says that your happy meal is a process, not a product. It's a process because it is made up of many different components developed on independent timeframes, Ronald posits, to refer to your happy meal as a product is to strip it of its dynamism and defames its inherently delicious nature.

  22. More proof.. on Lobbyist Morgan Reed Answers Your Questions · · Score: 0

    Finally, imagine that the people making the decisions are overworked folks getting massive quantities of information and trying to adequately represent the voters who put them in office.

    There is no conspiracy. Everything is just out of control, we've built something so huge that it's no longer under our command. There might still be bribes, and corruption, but that's just the tip of the iceberg, the real problem is the powerful beast itself. You can't stop something you don't understand and we have such a faint knowledge of what we are up against that all hope is already lost.

    The Illumanity doesn't exist and if it does it's not a thinking entity it's just a snowball rolling down a slope getting bigger and bigger... /rant

    I think I should take my medication now.

  23. Re:gloat.. on Cringely Tries Snapster 2.0 · · Score: 1

    You don't have a girlfriend do you?

  24. As I said before: on Cringely Tries Snapster 2.0 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Screw this, I'm giving up sharing music and going back to stabbing hobos with my hobo knife!

  25. Am I the only one? on No KOTOR For PS2, Darth Vader Playable? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who thinks that basically all the Star Wars Games/Movies are on the downfall? I mean I tried this game at a friends house and it's not amazing. Grated I think it's better than alot of the junk I have tried on the X-Box but according the me, the last good game/movie involved with the Star Wars franchise was Tie Fighter, which was what? 1996? *drool*... God I loved that game. The feeling of being so puny when you used the regular Tie... and then the power of the Tie Advanced. I think I just soiled myself... oops Anyhoo... whatever.