shut the fuck up, you fucking cunt rag. i fucking hate you, you cunt whorebag. fuck you. fuck you, get the ghey flu, and die. you cunt. die. die you fucking asshole. die die die. i'd cut your fucking throat and bleed you dead if i could, you fucking cunt.
Sucking a man's cock is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many men don't appreciate just how much fun it can be. The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it doesn't end up being much fun. Because if you mess up, you don't get your reward. The cock doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good time and the man feels like a failure.
But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this book, let's say you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his prick. If he's hot for you, it will already be hard. If he's nervous, it may still be bent up inside his shorts. Grab hold of his cock and lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a response down below. Any movement is a good sign. Now pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left hand and his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck. Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to watch. Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come very close to his cock. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath. Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him. Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid around if necessary. A wet cock looks and sounds a lot sexier than a dry one. Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there, this will produce a reaction in his cock. After you've licked his shaft lots of times and it's all wet and hard, your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don't start getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know when you're taking things too far. Teasing is great...to a point. A little experience in cock-sucking will educate you as to just when that point has been reached. On one of your upward swings with your tongue, from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue your long, wet lick over the top of his cock, lingering at the hole in the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the head yet. Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around, making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is where most men are the most sensitive. But not all men! That's one thing a good cock sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you're comfortable, that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his cock. Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does, dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the stuff. Close in on that cockhead like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there. Listen to him moan. Now down quickly and take as much of his cock as you can get into your mouth. Don't worry, you won't choke. If you bend your neck in just the right way, you can take it clear into your throat. Stay there, with the cock down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel it inside of you. This can be almost as luscious as having one in your pussy.It grows on you. At this point you can do several things. This is one of them: Slide back up to the tip of the cock and flick your tongue against it. Your man will be getting antsy now, wanting you to deep-throat him some more. But don't let him bully you. If he had his way, it'd be over in two minutes and what fun is that? Moving as fast as he can handle it (don't let him come yet), slide up and down on his cock as if you're fucking him. If he gets too close to coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can't get all the way down to the bottom of his prick, you can cheat a little by using that right hand of yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It still looks as if you've got the whole thing in your mouth and still feels like it. You can also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape around the shaft, up and down with the rhythm of your sucking. That's another thing. Besides just mouthing the cock, you can suck it which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and both feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so watchhis reactions. Taking just the knob in your mouth, suck it as if it were a nipple or a straw. This feels so good tot the man, it makes my pussy hot just thinking about it. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you take the whole cock and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well. Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel great the first few times or more, but after a while, it's as if the cock gets immune to feeling. When you sense this, it's time to move onto your next play. You don't want the cock to go to sleep. You want it constantly stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm. Which is just about where we are now. You've got a raging hard-on in your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take a look at it. It's beautiful, isn't it? Move your right hand all the way to the base of the cock and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and thicken, and by now the knob, will be shining and smooth. Continue to take the prick into your mouth and suck and try out all your various moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's going to blast off. What you do now is between you and your lover. Personally, I like to watch it shoot. It gives me visual images for my wet dreams and besides, it's a thrill to see the spurting cum. It's amazing how much of that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast. You might want to swallow it, some girls do, and lots of guys like to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off though or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into your mouth and hold it there and then swallow it. Another solution, and this is a nice one too, unless you're making love where you can't make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet cock. It make it so slippery and delightful to touch! You'll want to run your hands through it, feeling that hard cock all the way up, smoothing the glisten ing cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too, for you and for your man. Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe me, if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more of you. I've heard from men that one woman in fifty knows how to give good head. The rest act like it's a big favor. Which is another point i should make. If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to like it and it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it more as you grow older. Men say older men are much better at giving head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to give head and we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I know men who can even have orgasms sucking cock.
Most women love receiving it; all claims to the contrary, few men love giving it. I know one man who absolutely refuses to perform cunnilingus on his girlfriend. "It tastes like fish," he says, wrinkling his nose, "and it takes her too long to come." Another friend, a gentleman who expects fellatio on a weekly basis, tells me he doesn't have to perform cunnilingus on his wife because he's able to give her orgasms during intercourse. Some women won't consider dating a man if he refuses to go down on her. "I always make sure to ask for cunnilingus the first time we get naked," says another friend. "That way if he says no, I can stop dating him before we get too serious. I'm not going to spend my life giving and never receiving!" Men complain that it takes too long, is uncomfortable and tastes funny. Women complain that they don't get it as often as they'd like, and when they do get it, the guy doesn't usually do it right. Ah, cunnilingus: the relationship deal breaker.
The ABC's of Cunnilingus
While every body is different, a few basic things remain the same:
* Share a shower together before you begin so neither of you have to worry about unpleasant tastes or odors.
* Ask your partner what she likes. At the very least, she can say things like "harder" or "slower" or "more circles."
* Fill your own mouth with saliva first. Never touch or lick the clitoris with a dry finger or tongue.
* Know where the clitoris is but don't dive straight for it. First try gentle kissing and licking around the upper thighs and vulva.
* Tell her how good she looks, smells and tastes.
* Think variety. If you repeat the same motion, your partner becomes temporarily insensitive to it, so be sure to vary your stimulation.
* Let your hands roam. As she becomes more aroused, insert a finger or two. Once she is highly aroused, you can stimulate the clitoris more directly.
* Gentle insertion of a finger into the anus can send a woman into paroxysms of delight. If she doesn't like it, she'll tell you soon enough.
* Continue to fondle and hold her as she orgasms and after.
* The clitoris has more nerve endings than the entire penis. Be gentle. * Unlike men, many women enjoy strong stimulation while having an orgasm. Keep it going until she begs you to stop.
These suggestions should give you a start, but experiment and see what you and your partner enjoy. The greatest tip of all is to relax and enjoy yourself. Enthusiasm goes further than even the best of techniques!
Muff Diving Made Easy
Again, every body is different. However, some variation on the following plan should work wonders.
Set the scene with candles, fresh flowers, incense, soft music... whatever she prefers. Your thoughtfulness will surprise and delight her.
Make sure she's comfortable. Encourage her to recline on the bed. Place a few pillows behind her head. Make sure she isn't cold.
Don't dive directly for the muff; spend some time kissing her lips, shoulders, breasts and belly. Stroke her lightly with your fingertips. Tell her how beautiful she is. Move down between her legs and gently kiss, blow, stroke and nibble her belly, inner thighs and hips.
When she's breathing heavily, gently spread her legs and kiss her pubic mound. Nuzzle around for a few minutes, spending time with the different parts of her vulva. Pay attention to her breathing; when she breathes faster, she's enjoying herself more. Take note of what she likes and repeat it.
When she sounds highly aroused--she may be wiggling around a bit, as well--spread her labia and gently kiss and tongue her clitoris. Don't pry the clitoral hood back unless she instructs you too--the clitoris is highly sensitive.
Lick and nuzzle the entire area: vaginal opening, perineum, inner labia and clitoris. If she says or otherwise indicates that she particularly likes what you're doing, spend a little time there. But not too much time--the vulva can become desensitized very quickly.
Wrap your arms around her hips, cupping her buttocks, and get to work on her clitoris. Apply firm pressure with the tip of your tongue in a circular motion. Be patient: you might be here awhile. If she's not responding to the clitoral pressure you're exerting, try some variations. Try tracing the letters of the alphabet across her genitals and clitoris. Try inserting your tongue into her vagina (some women dislike this intensely, so pay attention to her response or just ask her if she likes it). Vary speed, pressure and intensity. Try inserting your fingers or a sex toy into her vagina or anus. Be creative.
When you hear rapid heavy breathing and feel her body start to tense up, she's really enjoying the stimulation you're giving her. Whatever you do, don't stop doing what you're doing. She's about to have an orgasm.
Continue to stimulate and hold her while she climaxes. Be warned: women have much longer orgasms than men... and can experience waves of orgasms that last several minutes. Let her enjoy herself and continue to stimulate her until she lets you know you can stop.
How to Receive Cunnilingus
Although it is permissible to ask for cunnilingus, you are not allowed to demand it, even if your boyfriend has been a total jerk. Hint that if he pleases you, you'll take care of him. Suggest a "69" position. Work cunnilingus into your regular sexual program, but don't expect it every time you have sex. Thank your partner by reciprocating or indulging him in one of his fantasies or performing a favorite sex act.
While you're on the receptive end, try to relax. One of the reasons it can take women so long to reach orgasm is that they're too worried to relax enough to climax. Try not to think about how you smell or taste. Don't worry that you're taking too long. Try to relax and enjoy the stimulation your partner is giving you. If you prefer, try closing your eyes and fantasizing. Your partner will never know. When you're getting ready to have an orgasm, let him know so he can concentrate on providing you the rhythmical stimulus you need. Ride the waves until your body is done climaxing. Then thank your partner with a long, wet kiss.
As we've continued to say, every body is different. What one woman loves, another woman hates. Talk to your partner about what she likes and dislikes. The more comfortable you are discussing cunnilingus, the more you'll enjoy performing it--but the best way to excel at cunnilingus is lots of practice. Fortunately, your partner should be more than happy to help out!
actually, IBM was orginally Hollerith systems, and that company, in turn, developed the first highly effective way of systematically exterminating the jews in WWII.
I wake up, and my finger smells like poop and I wonder,
Why?
It's 9am, and I baffled at my middle finger, covered in dried up rectal mucus, dank and tangy to my nostrils.
Feces covered finger, where art thou been whilst I be gone in my unconscious travels?
What wonderful places have you discovered, my dearest, longest finger?
Surely, you must have probed into places far from the reach of civilization's contemptive touch? Places of primitive beauty, places of unkempt placitude...
Finger, let us speak of better times, for our paths have met like destined, and destined they are to diverge. Speak of your journeys and conquest, O Finger, and inspire us all....
And The Finger spoketh. The Finger spoke of its tireless journey to the center of the human soul, to find the hidden treasure that lie before only the strong of will and heart. Endlessly, Finger sailed seas of diarrhea and scaled cliffs of constipation. For several fortnight, the Finger had battled it's way into the center of mankind. And on the ninth day of several fortnights, the Finger had reached the core.
And found nothing.
And yet, the Finger came away with the most valuable treasure of all.
You see, spoketh Finger, many fingers have come and gone. In and out they went down to seek the treasure in the center of the human soul. But they looked so hard, they did, that they missed the treasure that lie before their very eyes. Lo and behold, the treasure be in the quest itself; the joy of adventure cannot be found in places of darkness, but in the journey of light itself.
We had our laughs, then bid adieu, and merrily went our separate ways. But he shared his treasure, that Finger did, only for me to share with you.
and it said that i have the negro edition. how about you? also, i think i have grids. i'm awful thin theswe dayze, and i keep geting thrush. hopefuly it will go away. i take echinea to make me get beter.
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shut the fuck up, you fucking cunt rag. i fucking hate you, you cunt whorebag. fuck you. fuck you, get the ghey flu, and die. you cunt. die. die you fucking asshole. die die die. i'd cut your fucking throat and bleed you dead if i could, you fucking cunt.
just kidding. cheers.
HOW TO SUCK COCK
Written by unknown
Sucking a man's cock is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many men don't appreciate just how much fun it can be. The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it doesn't end up being much fun.
Because if you mess up, you don't get your reward. The cock doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good time and the man feels like a failure.
But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this book, let's say you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his prick.
If he's hot for you, it will already be hard. If he's nervous, it may still be bent up inside his shorts. Grab hold of his cock and lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a response down below. Any movement is a good sign. Now pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left hand and his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck. Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off.
Men love to watch. Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come very close to his cock. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath. Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him.
Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid around if necessary. A wet cock looks and sounds a lot sexier than a dry one. Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there, this will produce a reaction in his cock. After you've licked his shaft lots of times and it's all wet and hard, your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don't start getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know when you're taking things too far. Teasing is great...to a point.
A little experience in cock-sucking will educate you as to just when that point has been reached.
On one of your upward swings with your tongue, from the base of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue your long, wet lick over the top of his cock, lingering at the hole in the center. Stick your tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the head yet. Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around, making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is where most men are the most sensitive.
But not all men! That's one thing a good cock sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you're comfortable, that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his cock. Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does, dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the stuff. Close in on that cockhead like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there. Listen to him moan.
Now down quickly and take as much of his cock as you can get into your mouth.
Don't worry, you won't choke. If you bend your neck in just the right way, you can take it clear into your throat. Stay there, with the cock down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel it inside of you. This can be almost as luscious as having one in your pussy.It grows on you. At this point you can do several things. This is one of them: Slide back up to the tip of the cock and flick your tongue against it. Your man will be getting antsy now, wanting you to deep-throat him some more. But don't let him bully you. If he had his way, it'd be over in two minutes and what fun is that? Moving as fast as he can handle it (don't let him come yet), slide up and down on his cock as if you're fucking him. If he gets too close to coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can't get all the way down to the bottom of his prick, you can cheat a little by using that right hand of yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It still looks as if you've got the whole thing in your mouth and still feels like it. You can also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape around the shaft, up and down with the rhythm of your sucking.
That's another thing. Besides just mouthing the cock, you can suck it which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and both feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so watchhis reactions. Taking just the knob in your mouth, suck it as if it were a nipple or a straw. This feels so good tot the man, it makes my pussy hot just thinking about it. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you take the whole cock and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well.
Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel great the first few times or more, but after a while, it's as if the cock gets immune to feeling. When you sense this, it's time to move onto your next play. You don't want the cock to go to sleep. You want it constantly stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm. Which is just about where we are now. You've got a raging hard-on in your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take a look at it. It's beautiful, isn't it?
Move your right hand all the way to the base of the cock and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and thicken, and by now the knob, will be shining and smooth. Continue to take the prick into your mouth and suck and try out all your various moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's going to blast off.
What you do now is between you and your lover.
Personally, I like to watch it shoot. It gives me visual images for my wet dreams and besides, it's a thrill to see the spurting cum. It's amazing how much of that stuff comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll feel it coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast. You might want to swallow it, some girls do, and lots of guys like to have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off though or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into your mouth and hold it there and then swallow it.
Another solution, and this is a nice one too, unless you're making love where you can't make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices gush into your mouth and then slide around the already wet
cock. It make it so slippery and delightful to touch! You'll want to run your hands through it, feeling that hard cock all the way up, smoothing the glisten ing cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too, for you and for your man.
Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe me, if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more of you.
I've heard from men that one woman in fifty knows how to give good head. The rest act like it's a big favor. Which is another point i should make. If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to like it and it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it more as you grow older. Men say older men are much better at giving head. But I should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to give head and we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I know men who can even have orgasms sucking cock.
Now go out and get 'em!
How to Perform Cunnilingus by Tamar Love
... and can experience waves of orgasms that last several minutes. Let her enjoy herself and continue to stimulate her until she lets you know you can stop.
Most women love receiving it; all claims to the contrary, few men love giving it. I know one man who absolutely refuses to perform cunnilingus on his girlfriend. "It tastes like fish," he says, wrinkling his nose, "and it takes her too long to come." Another friend, a gentleman who expects fellatio on a weekly basis, tells me he doesn't have to perform cunnilingus on his wife because he's able to give her orgasms during intercourse. Some women won't consider dating a man if he refuses to go down on her. "I always make sure to ask for cunnilingus the first time we get naked," says another friend. "That way if he says no, I can stop dating him before we get too serious. I'm not going to spend my life giving and never receiving!" Men complain that it takes too long, is uncomfortable and tastes funny. Women complain that they don't get it as often as they'd like, and when they do get it, the guy doesn't usually do it right. Ah, cunnilingus: the relationship deal breaker.
The ABC's of Cunnilingus
While every body is different, a few basic things remain the same:
* Share a shower together before you begin so neither of you have to worry about unpleasant tastes or odors.
* Ask your partner what she likes. At the very least, she can say things like "harder" or "slower" or "more circles."
* Fill your own mouth with saliva first. Never touch or lick the clitoris with a dry finger or tongue.
* Know where the clitoris is but don't dive straight for it. First try gentle kissing and licking around the upper thighs and vulva.
* Tell her how good she looks, smells and tastes.
* Think variety. If you repeat the same motion, your partner becomes temporarily insensitive to it, so be sure to vary your stimulation.
* Let your hands roam. As she becomes more aroused, insert a finger or two. Once she is highly aroused, you can stimulate the clitoris more directly.
* Gentle insertion of a finger into the anus can send a woman into paroxysms of delight. If she doesn't like it, she'll tell you soon enough.
* Continue to fondle and hold her as she orgasms and after.
* The clitoris has more nerve endings than the entire penis. Be gentle.
* Unlike men, many women enjoy strong stimulation while having an orgasm. Keep it going until she begs you to stop.
These suggestions should give you a start, but experiment and see what you and your partner enjoy. The greatest tip of all is to relax and enjoy yourself. Enthusiasm goes further than even the best of techniques!
Muff Diving Made Easy
Again, every body is different. However, some variation on the following plan should work wonders.
Set the scene with candles, fresh flowers, incense, soft music... whatever she prefers. Your thoughtfulness will surprise and delight her.
Make sure she's comfortable. Encourage her to recline on the bed. Place a few pillows behind her head. Make sure she isn't cold.
Don't dive directly for the muff; spend some time kissing her lips, shoulders, breasts and belly. Stroke her lightly with your fingertips. Tell her how beautiful she is. Move down between her legs and gently kiss, blow, stroke and nibble her belly, inner thighs and hips.
When she's breathing heavily, gently spread her legs and kiss her pubic mound. Nuzzle around for a few minutes, spending time with the different parts of her vulva. Pay attention to her breathing; when she breathes faster, she's enjoying herself more. Take note of what she likes and repeat it.
When she sounds highly aroused--she may be wiggling around a bit, as well--spread her labia and gently kiss and tongue her clitoris. Don't pry the clitoral hood back unless she instructs you too--the clitoris is highly sensitive.
Lick and nuzzle the entire area: vaginal opening, perineum, inner labia and clitoris. If she says or otherwise indicates that she particularly likes what you're doing, spend a little time there. But not too much time--the vulva can become desensitized very quickly.
Wrap your arms around her hips, cupping her buttocks, and get to work on her clitoris. Apply firm pressure with the tip of your tongue in a circular motion. Be patient: you might be here awhile. If she's not responding to the clitoral pressure you're exerting, try some variations. Try tracing the letters of the alphabet across her genitals and clitoris. Try inserting your tongue into her vagina (some women dislike this intensely, so pay attention to her response or just ask her if she likes it). Vary speed, pressure and intensity. Try inserting your fingers or a sex toy into her vagina or anus. Be creative.
When you hear rapid heavy breathing and feel her body start to tense up, she's really enjoying the stimulation you're giving her. Whatever you do, don't stop doing what you're doing. She's about to have an orgasm.
Continue to stimulate and hold her while she climaxes. Be warned: women have much longer orgasms than men
How to Receive Cunnilingus
Although it is permissible to ask for cunnilingus, you are not allowed to demand it, even if your boyfriend has been a total jerk. Hint that if he pleases you, you'll take care of him. Suggest a "69" position. Work cunnilingus into your regular sexual program, but don't expect it every time you have sex. Thank your partner by reciprocating or indulging him in one of his fantasies or performing a favorite sex act.
While you're on the receptive end, try to relax. One of the reasons it can take women so long to reach orgasm is that they're too worried to relax enough to climax. Try not to think about how you smell or taste. Don't worry that you're taking too long. Try to relax and enjoy the stimulation your partner is giving you. If you prefer, try closing your eyes and fantasizing. Your partner will never know. When you're getting ready to have an orgasm, let him know so he can concentrate on providing you the rhythmical stimulus you need. Ride the waves until your body is done climaxing. Then thank your partner with a long, wet kiss.
As we've continued to say, every body is different. What one woman loves, another woman hates. Talk to your partner about what she likes and dislikes. The more comfortable you are discussing cunnilingus, the more you'll enjoy performing it--but the best way to excel at cunnilingus is lots of practice. Fortunately, your partner should be more than happy to help out!
the only place a cat belongs in this picture is in the leftover chinese food you forgot to mention...
actually, IBM was orginally Hollerith systems, and that company, in turn, developed the first highly effective way of systematically exterminating the jews in WWII.
It's true, IBM killed the jews.
I wake up.
I wake up, and my finger smells like poop and I wonder,
Why?
It's 9am, and I baffled at my middle finger, covered in
dried up rectal mucus, dank and tangy to my nostrils.
Feces covered finger, where art thou been whilst I be gone in my
unconscious travels?
What wonderful places have you discovered, my dearest, longest finger?
Surely, you must have probed into places far from the reach of
civilization's contemptive touch? Places of primitive beauty, places
of unkempt placitude...
Finger, let us speak of better times, for our paths have met like
destined, and destined they are to diverge. Speak of your journeys
and conquest, O Finger, and inspire us all....
And The Finger spoketh. The Finger spoke of its tireless journey
to the center of the human soul, to find the hidden treasure that
lie before only the strong of will and heart. Endlessly, Finger
sailed seas of diarrhea and scaled cliffs of constipation. For
several fortnight, the Finger had battled it's way into the
center of mankind. And on the ninth day of several fortnights,
the Finger had reached the core.
And found nothing.
And yet, the Finger came away with the most valuable treasure
of all.
You see, spoketh Finger, many fingers have come and gone. In
and out they went down to seek the treasure in the center
of the human soul. But they looked so hard, they did, that they
missed the treasure that lie before their very eyes. Lo and
behold, the treasure be in the quest itself; the joy of
adventure cannot be found in places of darkness, but in the
journey of light itself.
We had our laughs, then bid adieu, and merrily went our separate
ways. But he shared his treasure, that Finger did, only for me
to share with you.
that your "food as art" gallery is quite an interesting exhibit. but, please, let the pictures speak for themselves:
alien caverns
french fry phallacy
fractal soup
edible infection
now i can watch porn and not get caught!
so it must be running linux
this site sucks more than sarcasta at a greasy, mullethead infested LAN party in taco's basement.
and it said that i have the negro edition. how about you? also, i think i have grids. i'm awful thin theswe dayze, and i keep geting thrush. hopefuly it will go away. i take echinea to make me get beter.
i do. i do.
u were dead.
k?
i tried that link, and it didn't work. maybe i'll try the mirror site
hey, donna, u wanna eat my porksaber in the meantime? i'll give you 8 inches of warm, meaty malestrom down your throat...
when i'm done, i'll slashdot into your mouth and eyes like the karma whore you are.
nintendo's coming out with virtual boy! it'll be out 4Q 2002...
for my own personal cookbook. he's always got somethin cookin in that kitchen of his!
i wonder if RT has a good recipe for sesame chicken?
but yes indeed, lunix IS dying, anonymous buddy.
i guarantee you that those poor fools that bought into the linux hype wish they went with something maintainable, like *BSD, solaris, or mac os X.
now they have to pray they don't end up without support, as many linux vendors will be liquidated in the upcoming United Linux campaign....
can you say SCO?
stoopid MS word. should've used Star^H^H^H^HOpenOffice...
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