Creed suX0rs! So does all the other assembly line goat shit you hear on FM. I'd rather no have my ears urinated into by a bunch of faggot corporate rocker-wannabes, thankyou.
Thats interesting. My conclusion is that the 14" turd you described was not the spaghetti you had the night before. They're usually long and hard like that after you haven't had a movement in a few days. How regular are you? And oh yeah, if you could supply a link to any pics that would be great. Thanks.
From the comfort of this bridge I am currently residing under, I have been working on a program producing income and delegating the hard work to ingenious thinkers like yourself by stealing your credit and identity in general. Sorry, times are ruff.
I think this is a really good idea and I'm all for it but you know something? They wouldn't have this problem if they'd just keep all those dicks out of their ass. I dunno, thats just me.
Wait, whats the topic again?
Hi, my name is Luke and I am an alcoholic and drug abuser. Its nice to see you guys here today. Just remember that the only criteria for membership is a desire to stop drinking/drugging and be a logged in troll. Please respect our policies. Thanks and have a nice day.
By disclosing this top-secret information in such a blasphemic manner on a public internet forum, I'll have you know that we WILL destroy you. You are an oppressive person and I will consult the Oppressive Persons Handbook to decide the most affective manner in which to vaporize you.
Remember, there is no stopping the bridge to total freedom!!!
Erectile dysfunction (ED) is the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner. Most men experience this inability at some point in their lives, usually by age 40, and are not psychologically affected by it. Some men experience chronic, complete erectile dysfunction (impotence), and others achieve partial or brief erections. Frequent erectile dysfunction can cause emotional and relationship problems, and often leads to diminished self-esteem. It has many causes, most of which are treatable, and is not an inevitable consequence of aging.
Incidence and Prevalence
An estimated 30 million men in the United States--10% of the male population--experience chronic erectile dysfunction, although as few as 5% seek treatment. It may affect 50% of men between the ages of 40 and 70. Transient lost or inadequate erection affects men of all ages.
Anatomy of the Penis
The internal structure of the penis consists of two cylinder-shaped vascular tissue bodies (corpora cavernosa) that run throughout the penis; the urethra (tube for expelling urine and ejaculate); erectile tissue surrounding the urethra; two main arteries; and several veins and nerves. The longest part of the penis is the shaft, at the end of which is the head, or glans penis. The opening at the tip of the glans, which allows for urination and ejaculation, is the meatus.
Physiology of Erection
The physiological process of erection begins in the brain and involves the nervous and vascular systems. Neurotransmitters in the brain (e.g., epinephrine, acetylcholine, nitric oxide) are some of the chemicals that initiate it. Physical or psychological stimulation (arousal) causes nerves to send messages to the vascular system, which results in significant blood flow to the penis. Two arteries in the penis supply blood to erectile tissue and the corpora cavernosa, which become engorged and expand as a result of increased blood flow and pressure. Because blood must stay in the penis to maintain rigidity, erectile tissue is enclosed by fibrous elastic sheathes (tunicae) that cinch to prevent blood from leaving the penis during erection. When stimulation ends, or following ejaculation, pressure in the penis decreases, blood is released, and the penis resumes its normal shape.
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Dir Sir,
I understand you have come to grips that you are in fact confused as well as utterly baffled. You also seem pretty damn stupid. I agree. You are the dumbest mutherfucker I've ever seen. Holy Shit! Kill yourself you fuckin' fool!!! NOW!!!
The first step in recovery is admitting you are an alcoholic. Now, if you would go ahead and do that, that would be great. Then we can have an AA meeting.
Hello, my name is Luke and I am an alcoholic and drug abuser. I just wanted to say that it feels really good today share this sober post with you today. Sometimes, its hard. Its just not easy being told that I'm not worthy of posting here by shithead AC faggots but bygolly I've learned something here. I am worthy of posting.
Anyone else interested in attending AA, NA, Fat-fuckers Anonymous, and any other 12 step program you can think of, please let me know. Slashdot provides a great meeting place for us logged in trolls in recovery. Thanks for letting me share.
No, sorry. When you die, - and you will soon - your soul will float among a world of other gutless/nutless ACs that will spend their time lubing eachother up with K-Y Jelly and tossing each other's salads for all eternity. Why man? WHY? All you had to do was create an account! Don't say we didn't try to save you, you heathen.
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Yes, your comment violated their "postercomment" compression filter. Meanwhile the /. staff continues violating young boys.
Creed suX0rs! So does all the other assembly line goat shit you hear on FM. I'd rather no have my ears urinated into by a bunch of faggot corporate rocker-wannabes, thankyou.
sometimes.
Congrats on a fine first post that makes my attempt that ended up 5th or 6th look really gay. Keep up the good work.
fp ?
Thats interesting. My conclusion is that the 14" turd you described was not the spaghetti you had the night before. They're usually long and hard like that after you haven't had a movement in a few days. How regular are you? And oh yeah, if you could supply a link to any pics that would be great. Thanks.
From the comfort of this bridge I am currently residing under, I have been working on a program producing income and delegating the hard work to ingenious thinkers like yourself by stealing your credit and identity in general. Sorry, times are ruff.
I think this is a really good idea and I'm all for it but you know something? They wouldn't have this problem if they'd just keep all those dicks out of their ass. I dunno, thats just me. Wait, whats the topic again?
Thats great! It feels really good to see other logged in trolls in recovery. Just remember man, you just have to take it one post at a time.
Hi, my name is Luke and I am an alcoholic and drug abuser. Its nice to see you guys here today. Just remember that the only criteria for membership is a desire to stop drinking/drugging and be a logged in troll. Please respect our policies. Thanks and have a nice day.
By disclosing this top-secret information in such a blasphemic manner on a public internet forum, I'll have you know that we WILL destroy you. You are an oppressive person and I will consult the Oppressive Persons Handbook to decide the most affective manner in which to vaporize you. Remember, there is no stopping the bridge to total freedom!!!
What sorta retarded AC crap is that? You don't count, so piss off!
Erectile dysfunction (ED) is the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner. Most men experience this inability at some point in their lives, usually by age 40, and are not psychologically affected by it. Some men experience chronic, complete erectile dysfunction (impotence), and others achieve partial or brief erections. Frequent erectile dysfunction can cause emotional and relationship problems, and often leads to diminished self-esteem. It has many causes, most of which are treatable, and is not an inevitable consequence of aging. Incidence and Prevalence An estimated 30 million men in the United States--10% of the male population--experience chronic erectile dysfunction, although as few as 5% seek treatment. It may affect 50% of men between the ages of 40 and 70. Transient lost or inadequate erection affects men of all ages. Anatomy of the Penis The internal structure of the penis consists of two cylinder-shaped vascular tissue bodies (corpora cavernosa) that run throughout the penis; the urethra (tube for expelling urine and ejaculate); erectile tissue surrounding the urethra; two main arteries; and several veins and nerves. The longest part of the penis is the shaft, at the end of which is the head, or glans penis. The opening at the tip of the glans, which allows for urination and ejaculation, is the meatus. Physiology of Erection The physiological process of erection begins in the brain and involves the nervous and vascular systems. Neurotransmitters in the brain (e.g., epinephrine, acetylcholine, nitric oxide) are some of the chemicals that initiate it. Physical or psychological stimulation (arousal) causes nerves to send messages to the vascular system, which results in significant blood flow to the penis. Two arteries in the penis supply blood to erectile tissue and the corpora cavernosa, which become engorged and expand as a result of increased blood flow and pressure. Because blood must stay in the penis to maintain rigidity, erectile tissue is enclosed by fibrous elastic sheathes (tunicae) that cinch to prevent blood from leaving the penis during erection. When stimulation ends, or following ejaculation, pressure in the penis decreases, blood is released, and the penis resumes its normal shape.
Dir Sir, I understand you have come to grips that you are in fact confused as well as utterly baffled. You also seem pretty damn stupid. I agree. You are the dumbest mutherfucker I've ever seen. Holy Shit! Kill yourself you fuckin' fool!!! NOW!!!
That all depends on how drunk you are and for some, if you did or didn't take your meds that day.
Some say that it must be some ancient Chinese secret.
Yup.
The first step in recovery is admitting you are an alcoholic. Now, if you would go ahead and do that, that would be great. Then we can have an AA meeting.
Hello, my name is Luke and I am an alcoholic and drug abuser. I just wanted to say that it feels really good today share this sober post with you today. Sometimes, its hard. Its just not easy being told that I'm not worthy of posting here by shithead AC faggots but bygolly I've learned something here. I am worthy of posting.
Anyone else interested in attending AA, NA, Fat-fuckers Anonymous, and any other 12 step program you can think of, please let me know. Slashdot provides a great meeting place for us logged in trolls in recovery. Thanks for letting me share.
First! ...
or SECOND!!!!
......maybe third, idunno - fuckoff
Dude, like you aren't that anonymous. Looks like you're the AC fag that got the first post. Please keep that sick gay stuff off /. Thanks.
I win!
No, sorry. When you die, - and you will soon - your soul will float among a world of other gutless/nutless ACs that will spend their time lubing eachother up with K-Y Jelly and tossing each other's salads for all eternity. Why man? WHY? All you had to do was create an account! Don't say we didn't try to save you, you heathen.
GET A FREE BROWSER SECURITY UPGRADE Because Microsoft recognizes the importance of security and reliability when using Internet software, we have now made available free browser security upgrades to better protect your online information. We strongly recommend that you check now to see whether your browser needs one of these security upgrades by going to http://securitycheck.passport.com/default.asp.