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  1. Re:Fragmentation? on comp.lang.php Up for Discussion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fuck, you're right. It's the fucking binaries that Google doesn't do. Apparently, I'm way the fuck out of the fucking loop.

  2. Re:Fragmentation? on comp.lang.php Up for Discussion · · Score: 0

    Alt.* groups are also not archived by Google either, making their long-term functionality somewhat limited unless a third-party catalogues and indexes the posts -- which is not too fucking likely.

  3. Re:If you don't like the govt on Ashcroft, Ellison Win 'Big Brother' Privacy Awards · · Score: -1, Troll

    You spineless whore! You're a fucking radical reactionary! How dare you suggest that I use fucking common sense measures to protect myself? What the fuck are you going to suggest next? Envelopes for my goddamn mail? Are you insane? Do you know how complicated it is to use envelopes?

  4. Re:Don't Say "Third World" on Net Phones Taking Off in the Third World · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, you're completely fucking wrong. _Third World_ was coined in the 1950's by French demographer Alfred Sauvy. Whilst you may like to think that it's some evil fucking white hooded prison yard racist type thing, it isn't.

    The term was an analogy comparing pre-industrial nations pre-Revolutionary France. Pre revolutionary France was the Third Estate -- a downtrodden shithole of poverty, hence the Third Fucking World.

    Read up on the fucking etymology of this shit before you assume far too much.

  5. Re:Simple fact on Black Is The New Beige · · Score: 1

    Don't be so fucking quick to dismiss: what the fuck about coal dust?

  6. Don't blame being fucking lazy on General Public Realizes KaZaa is Spyware · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Look, that bitch could be fucking 180,000 words. If you don't read it, don't bitch. The obvious goal of the worthless fucking hack reporter was to imply that some poor old hag is somehow incapable of reading 2,600 fucking words. Well fuck that.

    If you didn't read it, then you have precious fucking little excuse. I read all my shit that I sign for a specific reason: I don't want to get assraped by some fucking sneaky little clause. I suggest that anyone who isn't stupid fucking trailer trash do the same.

    Nextime some worthless group of bungling shithacks violates the GNU license, are we going to piss and moan about how the license is harder to understand than the IRS?

    You fucking hypocrites cockchuggers. It's ok not to read the license if we don't like something, and compare it to the law (which is SO complicated -- yeah, right. Get your GED you stupid slacker) then it's ok to not follow it. But when its our precious GNU license, we put the fucking hounds on them.

  7. 10,000 fucking thousand!? on Thousands of Inca Mummies Unearthed · · Score: 0, Troll

    Good god man, THE SMELL!

  8. Re:Those unfair cocksuckers! on Senate Bill Would Make Clandestine Video Taping Illegal · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should stay in their own .mil.

    No fucking argument here. They have their own fucking play area and insist on futzing around with a .com site. I had fully intended on creating marines.com to be the fucking one stop shop for all things of or related to the sea, but those industrious mofos beat me to it.

  9. Those unfair cocksuckers! on Senate Bill Would Make Clandestine Video Taping Illegal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy fucking shit! I'm on the telephone to my reps as soon as I get this profane fucking tirade hammered out.

    teenpussy.prn! What's next: restricting .mil and .edu domains only to legitimate military and educational institutions? The nerve of these scatmongers.

  10. I'll fucking drink to this! on DirectX Support Arrives for the Mac · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Now, there's no fucking way Windows programmers will ever want to use ANYTHING but DirectX! This is fanfuckingtastic. Rather than create OpenGL based shit, which provides a portable environment and support for fucking Linux sludge, we can get wasted with glee over the fact that a non-portable system exists, and has only taken four fucking years to migrate over to the second most popular operating system in the world! If that's not a rining fucking endorsement, I don't know what is.

  11. Re:How fucking pedanitc on Visibone Adds "Unsafe" Color Chart · · Score: 0

    Ha! Here's the deal: I won't touch the BSD shit. Until you have established your fucking sorry copycat ass as someone who can dish out the fucking vulgarities with the same with and fucking charm that dozens of hapless bitches have come to expect, you cannot be officially infuckingdoctrinated to the Way. Start there. I will monitor your fucking progress from a distance.

  12. How fucking pedanitc on Visibone Adds "Unsafe" Color Chart · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It makes for a nice, faggoty fucking wall hanging, but for shit's sake, this is so fucking lame. They prey on gullable motherfuckers with this bullshit. Just use Photoshop's websafe palette. Is it that hard? Any graphic or webdesigner NOT using a serious fucking tool like Photoshop is so bush league that they're not to be taken seriously.

    This might have found a teensy fucking application in, oh say 1996, but six years have passed and this bullshit is bullshit.

  13. Let me be the first to say: on The NeXT Information Archive · · Score: -1

    Get a fucking lawyer. You do know that Apple is a cuntfaced crybaby when it comes to this shit right?

  14. Re:Okay, how about a non-school examples on 'Virtual' Child Porn Act Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 0

    You dumbfuck. Where did you learn your logic? The truck stop?

    Your entire faggoty argument is based upon "Parents are required by law to send their children to school. (Home-schooling is the exception[.])

    I'm completely heathy (the cancer chewing through my lymph nodes is the exception). Same fucking theory, completely fucking stupid. Parently are *not*, by your own admission, required to send their children to school. Do you know what a fucking Hutterite is? How about the Amish? Do you get off the sofa enough to count the pimples on your ass and go get some more ben and jerry's often enough to know about diversity?

    School boards pass "regulations" under which teachers are required to report certain offenses to the police. The police are required by law to investigate the complaints. Seems like "law" to me.

    "you" don't know "what" a "law" is if "you" think it is identical to a "regulation."

    My fucking apartment doesn't allow pets. That's a regulation. There's no law against pets, no law forcing pets. Can you understand the difference?

    English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

  15. What a novel fucking theory! on Mods: "Lifeblood of Gaming Industry"? · · Score: -1

    Can someone point me to the ohsofucking insightful article that the computer industry derives large revenue from the upgrade of older machines?

    Fucks! what about the food industry making money of condiments, designed to enhance shitty food?

  16. Re:it's all about time... on Rare Earth · · Score: 0

    Sagan covered this in Cosmos. He presumed that some civilisations, after developing radio, would develop nuclear power and nuclear weapons. With the capacity to destroy the whole fucking shabang, the survival rate of radio-nuclear civilisations was small because they'd fucking annihilate themselves in war. Hence, the radio transmissions cease before they become strong enough and directed enough to penetrate vast distances.

  17. Not quite so fucking good.... on Music 20 Cents a Track in India · · Score: -1

    As cheapass cigarettes for less than a penny a pack. You know what stupid white fucking soho trendy assholes pay for the same pack of Bidis: close to $5. Talk about a fucking markup. And in India, they're fucking ghetto swill. Poor person smokes. Here, they're fucking frat boy smokes.

  18. Re:Get Your Suck On on African ISPs Being Fleeced by the West · · Score: -1

    Suck it bitch. I properly cite and document my sources. See my journal before you make a public cuntface of yourself.

  19. This *might* be a fucking issue, IF on African ISPs Being Fleeced by the West · · Score: 0

    The people there didn't have to worry about having a soaring fucking AIDS problem, corrupt fucking governments poisoned by power hungry motherfuckers hell bent on bilking the country for all its worth then emigrating to a safe haven, fucking starvation, disease, filthy fucking public water systems, destroyed infrastructures, and intense african-african racism.

    That's just all fucking fine and dandy that we fat fucks can sit on slashdot and bemoan how unfortunate those poor motherfuckers are that they can't forward queer shit like pseudo-George Carlin rants and 10 Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus.

    They're probably thinking of 100 fucking reasons that living past 35 is better than Internet and all we do is fucking piss and moan like a bunch of ethnocentric cockchuggers about their fucking Internet.

    The fucking cluetrain is making a stop right here, so get your sorry motherfucking ass on board. Internet is the *last* problem many countries in Africa have to worry about. You can't send fucking food and medicine via SMTP you stupid bitchslabs.

    Did I miss the slashdot story about savage motherfucking massacres with machetes? Or wasn't that Stuff That Matters?

  20. Re:So what you're telling me ... on Google Ad-words Poetry Project · · Score: -1

    Unless wild buttsex at no cost with some sexual asspusssy throbbing man meat shitstuffing makes you more than fucking $14 large in a day.

  21. Re:This is ridiculous on Flash and Open Source · · Score: -1

    Fucking a man, flash is where it's at! Dot.com fucking massive in full fucking effect. If you can't force a shitty UI on someone, have it take forfuckingever to load, incorporate all sorts of faggoty chirps, bleeps and queer asspouncing music, then what's the point? HTML is so fucking informative that it simply will not fucking work.

  22. Re:news for nerds on Musenki's Linux-Based AP Ships To Beta Customers · · Score: -1

    Yes, I typed 'fuck you' on my command prompt once.

  23. What is the fucking trend? on Wireless Messaging for Bacteria · · Score: -1

    Talk about overfuckinglooking the obvious. Jesus christ, you'd think that fucking nature was following the whims and lead of fucking computer science. Could for once fucking second of the day someone NOT compare every shitty idea to fucking networking? Get this fucking innovation: My friend said something that sounded like fucking creole jibberish. So I said "What the fuck did you say?" It's like TCP! Fucking crazy error control. CRC in talking! Fuck me sideways. That's crazy shit man.

    "Wireless communication by bacteria!!!" Well holy fucking shit on a motherfucking motorized crucifix. I've been watching dogs bark all day -- fuck me! They don't use any fucking mechanical means to communicate! Sweet fucking Allah! Communication through thin fucking air! Apparently, dogs create a signal which leaves their mouths and travels to other dogs using a mysterious fucking medium! It's a bit like my shitty television remote. Dogs have taken a lesson from my TV watching, those clever little canine motherfuckers.

  24. Alternate word choice? on Mixing Gigabit, Copper, and Linux · · Score: -1

    This is afuckingmazing.

  25. Re:Obligatory Mac Plug on Mixing Gigabit, Copper, and Linux · · Score: -1

    I find this fucking orgasmic.