Re:The true question....
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pronounced "war-ez" and not "wares" by the true junkies
Bull fucking shit. I don't give a fuck is so called self fucking proclaimed shitgrinder fuckwits pronounce it one fucking way or the other. It's fucking etymology is this: wares -> warez by replacing s with a fucking z. Same pronounciation. Everyone else who doesn't ride the fucking lingustic clue train can eat a dick. They're wrong. It's one fucking syllable. Not two.
This has some serious motherfucking potential. You could have a bunch of cocksuckers connected to the big fucking computer via 'fucking stupid terminals'. The fucking stupid terminals would just be a fucking keyboard, some screen and shit, and a mouse or something. All these cocksuckers could do their fucking work from a distance, but it would be just like they were right up on the big motherfucking computer. As in right fucking in front of the bitch.
Do let me know how this asspussy project goes. I'm seriously fucking interested. I can't think of a single fucking example of this being done in the past.
Having the dollarfagged customer call the pricks eliminates any of the laws against telefucking. Many states have savage motherfucking laws regulating unsolicited phone calls -- must state full name, employer, ask if they want to continue after 30 seconds of the fucking schtick, but if the silly schmoe calls those pigfuckers, then the laws don't apply, hence the heavy fucking handed tactics. It's rather clever.
From http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=30925&cid=3324 246.
SlashWhore Platform Goals This section summarizes a typical SlashWhore's key goals for the combination of moderation and replies.
Cut and Paste operation: Using links found in the Slashdot article, a karma whore will copy the information verbatim, despite it being easier to click the link than wade through two and a half fuckloads of comments.
SlashWhoring fundamentals Post early and post often. Follow classic karma whores like FortKnox, Signal 11, and the related lemmings.
SlashWhoring has robot like simplicity It is really a 'Control-C Control-V" operation. How much fucking easier can it get?
SlashWhore - SlashWhore integration If your fellow SlashWhores fail to post trite and pedanitic information, help them by pasting the entire article, or copying the content to your own server and scream "MIRROR HERE".
SlashWhoring is the preferred Slashdot entertainment device. Moderators are fucking gullable dolts when it comes to this. They tend to reward disgustingly blatant SlashWhoring with a deluge of points. To protect the interests of the first SlashWhore, all subsequent wannabe whores are bitchslapped.
You have to hound some fucking people until they submit to your sheer genuius.
Some cockfaced twit was selling shit on eBay. I bought a cheap fucking router from this twink. Typical fucking scenarios: asspussy ignores emails, then claims item is 'processing' in their warehouse -- what was actually his fucking trailer home.
This motherless fuckcock ass magnet still never shipped the fucking thing after week. I discover, in talking with other buyers, that the bulk of his ratings were faked or manipulated (selling zillions of $5 things to friends). Classic fucking scam.
So I dig around and find that this shitfodder is running for political office. Nice and fucking sweet I thought. Low and behold, he has his cell posted on his soandsoforoffice.com page. So I make a few late night calls and politely tell him that I will fuckstart his head if he continues to be a dogshit tit slave.
Still no respone from this cunt after a week. Well, thinks me, I'll just call his local newspaper and spill the beans to them about this faggoty fucking felcher. Reporter calls back, and I tell him the story and how this might be a nice little piece on this fucker.
Apparently that got the bitch working because the shit came within a week. This was after I called both the CC company, PayPal, and the state attorney general to file a fraud claim.
The fraud claim was filed before the item came, but I figured I'd let that bastard worry about it. The attorney general office never followed up either. Pathetic. Stupid motherfucker got his eBay account cancelled within a week, but continued to fuck people on other auction sites, based on what was reported in his feedback.
Moral of the story: PayPal is worthless for consumer protection, eBay is worthless for consumer protection, and only huge extremes are able to do any good.
I won't even go into how worthless low budget places like Buy.com were for customer support: shipping broken items, hard to get in touch with, incomplete item descriptions.
Not to mention how shitty some retailers on pricewatch are. Fucking motherfuckers are a bunch of twat sponge cockfucks. New shit that is actually refurbished. Don't waste your time with those places.
I've only found one decent discount retailer: mwave.com. Good prices, always honest. You know how fucking hard it is to find someone who is not a serial rapist wanting to fuck you? Imfuckingpossbile.
That's great your mom owns a book shop, but you still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. In the most splendid example of the Slashdot method, you didn't even bother to check your links, bebooks.com and bibliofind.com.
If you had done this, it would be so fucking obvious that your post is a whole lot of fucking blather. I won't spoil the surprise, but one of your fucking links doesn't even work, and the other redirects to a fucking AMAZON.COM page.
I guess that pretty much fucking fucks your fucking shit, eh?
Make no mistake about it. My karma is -8. It was up to an all time high of 2 one day, but I got so savagely fucked by either bad luck, or a mod bomb, that it went from +2 to -6 in 12 hours, then from -6 to -8 in the next 12. Needless to say, this prevented me from posting for a while. However, we at PMF LLC are not deterred by such censorship! Long live profanity!
So, long windedness aside, nobody modded it down. It began at a -1.
2. Obviously, a group that sprays shit all over God's great fucking earth isn't exactly infuckingconito -- so why all the privacy issues?
3. They emailed 15 people to claim responsibility. See aforementioned comment about infuckingconigto. This is as not fucking infuckingconito as it comes.
4. "Some" professors. Fucking journalists. This is a standard tactic used by both pissnugget jouranalists and lazy English comp students who make blanket assumptions based a small fucking pool of information. More precise: X number of professors. Let's see how many people are keen on flagrant fucking vandalism.
5. "Anti-rape slogans." This makes no fucking sense. I'm sure that a shitload of spray paint will be so fucking effective that rape will drop to zero. This is *not* what that bumfuck Thereau meant by civil disobedience.
6. I cannot count the number of times I have heard some paunchy twink professor claim "academic freedom" as a blanket excuse justifying every action they do whilst acting the part of a PhD.
Re:You may work in the RF industry, but I have a T
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You are spot fucking on. You see, all some shitfuck motherfucker does is claim outlandish credential "I worked for Air France testing polymers for use on the new kevlar armoured fuel tanks for the Concord, and I can tell you..."
It's so fucking simple that this isn't even a joke anymore. I've done it myself, and was just apalled at how fucking guilible the vast majority of people are.
And you're absolutely correct: has this dumb motherfucker ever heard of fucking "radio" or "television." What a fucking mystery! Behold the power of Conan O'Brian.
In the spirit of that goofy looking fuckball, the parent comment is good enough for "ME TO POOP ON." If you follow the Insult Comic Dog and shit. If you don't get the fuck with the program. That's some funny fucking shit.
I was astonished that he can make such bold claims. I have always thought that geeks have a mindset all of our own, and not one to be brainwashed easily. But then I found this quote:
Yeah, and the fervent pro Linux or pro BSD comments show such a high fucking degree of individual decision and freedom.
It's like those silly fags who think that having thick black framed glasses a la that tubby Drew Carey fuckwit, who smoke a little fucking happy sock, and listen to Phish are being totally fucking orignal -- that's never been done before by about 1.5 million pissfrothed fucking college freshman.
Holy shit! They got right on this motherfucker!
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Goddamn those speedy little fucklings at O'Reilly got right up on this motherfucker. AltiVec has been around what, for not more than two years! Holy shit! Stop the motherfucking presses with this bit of urgent news.
Has anyone emailed the DrudgeReport to publicize this fucking gem of assfaced knowledge?
Microsoft claims two months of code reviews and half-day seminars surpasses everything ever done by the open source community; Salon talks about the problems with a monoculture; SBC, an abusive telecom monopoly, complains about Microsoft's behavior, an abusive OS monopoly; and Microsoft responds, claiming that SBC is merely being self-serving.
And Slashdot, a whiny fucking website devoted to whining about fucking Linux, complains about every fucking thing that every motherfucking company does that creates a non-Unix OS.
So if it costs those pissnuggets $1000/month for bandwidth, and I pay $1000 a month for a cable modem, I get all the bandwith and my faggoty neighbors get squat -- except when I'm not using it?
How does one unfuck one's self from this fucker? That's not going to work.
You see, no matter how it works, this fucking shit with the fucking bandwith is your typical fucking Tragedy of the Commons scenario -- if you follow history and all that shit.
Fuck man, I am fucking raping the cable company. I mean, absofuckinglutely raping them -- two fisted, and with my foot too if I can get the chance. This isn't some fucking politically motivated shit. But I'm a serious motherfucking user because I can.
After I read your post, I checked my logs. Fucking 300 gig down and 50 gig up in the last 6 months. On average, even taking into account a 9 day period when I didn't touch the bitch, there's 19kbytes/sec coming in and 4 kbytes/sec going out -- for every motherfucking second of every cocksucking day for the last six assfucked months. That's some serious fucking usage. No wonder they can't make money. However, if they had enough fucking wit to implement some simple queerass QoS, I reckon that this problem would be mitigated. Until then, the bandwidth orgie continues in full fucking effect.
I've been hitting this motherfucker HARD, as in prison yard gang bang hard, in the last week. Last 7 days I've crammed so much shit through the fucking modem that it's just sick. Somewhere in the order of 1.5 gig per day for the last 7.
Did that silly motherfucker get an additional Slashdot account? This dry, pedantic tired bullshit sounds amazingly like him. Fucks, there's two of those shit scoungers out there! Double the dose of things heavy on buzzwords, and light on a little fucking originality.
I need some serious fucking assistance
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Can some motherfucker point me towards the slashdot story where some insanely smart bitch put his computer into a beige aluminium box? Since it's the hippest fucking motherfucks are drumming up page hits by putting computers in everything other than the simplest and most fucking functional motherfucking box around, I figured it might be some serious fucking interest if I could have the link where some pimply faced pants shitter decided beige aluminium was the Way to Go.
So you're saying that one fucking example makes for some goddamn trend? I chew tobacco. Does that mean every motherfucker on slashdot chews? You might denote that you've built systems since 1987, but you connote that every asspussy on slashdot builds his own box.
Such is not the fucking case. And look, I'm profane, but this is not a fucking slam. Just a teensy fucking item of note.
You are entirely fucking spot on about this denegration of the motherfucking ask fucking slashdot. It's become "I am too fucking lazy to Google this motherfucker, so hold my hand, wipe my ass, and grind my motherfucking food up into a nice puree."
It's getting real fucking old. Future ask slashdots should be screened, really fucking screened if that's possible on slashdot, by asking, among other things : did you check this fucker out on Google, you lazy twat?
Besides, who the fuck *hasn't* heard of Kerberfuckingos? It's been around longer than Jesus, almost.
Your fucking name is all OVER the motherfucking internet. I've seen some first hand accounts that are not very fucking positive -- get your fucking poop in a group man. Straight your shit up. Are you some sort of ubertroll?
In the spirit of your bitchfaced post: your idea is fucking stupid, and way the fuck out in left field. Some cocksuckers have shit to say, but need to be incogfuckingnito about the motherfucking affair. Hence, anonymous fucking posts.
Every time some motherfucking 'farm innovation' comes along, some shit for brains motherfucker rants about how great said fucking invention is and how said fucking invention will somehow make it possible for the frothing legions of motherless fucks who make a living by farming to be more and more profitable.
That, my dear asshole reader, is a steamy crock of piss.
Here's what shit like this does, whether or not this is some fucking joke: it makes milk cheaper. Simple fucking econ, and I'm not fucking econ major. If some cocksucker can get more fucking milk from his fat fuck cows, he can sell more fucking milk to a market already soaked in the shit. Result: lower milk prices. Yea for consumer, pisser for farmer. In the end, farmer is fucked, he paid $640,000 for robotic milkers or whatever the fuck it happens to be, and now his shit is worth slightly less than a bucket of vomit.
The only motherfuckers who benefit from this type of bullshit are monstrous motherfucking corporations who can make money even by selling their shit at a 1% margin.
Slashdot Mirror
pronounced "war-ez" and not "wares" by the true junkies
Bull fucking shit. I don't give a fuck is so called self fucking proclaimed shitgrinder fuckwits pronounce it one fucking way or the other. It's fucking etymology is this:
wares -> warez by replacing s with a fucking z. Same pronounciation. Everyone else who doesn't ride the fucking lingustic clue train can eat a dick. They're wrong. It's one fucking syllable. Not two.
This has some serious motherfucking potential. You could have a bunch of cocksuckers connected to the big fucking computer via 'fucking stupid terminals'. The fucking stupid terminals would just be a fucking keyboard, some screen and shit, and a mouse or something. All these cocksuckers could do their fucking work from a distance, but it would be just like they were right up on the big motherfucking computer. As in right fucking in front of the bitch.
Do let me know how this asspussy project goes. I'm seriously fucking interested. I can't think of a single fucking example of this being done in the past.
Having the dollarfagged customer call the pricks eliminates any of the laws against telefucking. Many states have savage motherfucking laws regulating unsolicited phone calls -- must state full name, employer, ask if they want to continue after 30 seconds of the fucking schtick, but if the silly schmoe calls those pigfuckers, then the laws don't apply, hence the heavy fucking handed tactics. It's rather clever.
Watch "Way of the Gun." You will see the way.
From http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=30925&cid=3324 246.
SlashWhore Platform Goals
This section summarizes a typical SlashWhore's key goals for the combination of moderation and replies.
Cut and Paste operation:
Using links found in the Slashdot article, a karma whore will copy the information verbatim, despite it being easier to click the link than wade through two and a half fuckloads of comments.
SlashWhoring fundamentals
Post early and post often. Follow classic karma whores like FortKnox, Signal 11, and the related lemmings.
SlashWhoring has robot like simplicity
It is really a 'Control-C Control-V" operation. How much fucking easier can it get?
SlashWhore - SlashWhore integration
If your fellow SlashWhores fail to post trite and pedanitic information, help them by pasting the entire article, or copying the content to your own server and scream "MIRROR HERE".
SlashWhoring is the preferred Slashdot entertainment device.
Moderators are fucking gullable dolts when it comes to this. They tend to reward disgustingly blatant SlashWhoring with a deluge of points. To protect the interests of the first SlashWhore, all subsequent wannabe whores are bitchslapped.
You have to hound some fucking people until they submit to your sheer genuius.
Some cockfaced twit was selling shit on eBay. I bought a cheap fucking router from this twink. Typical fucking scenarios: asspussy ignores emails, then claims item is 'processing' in their warehouse -- what was actually his fucking trailer home.
This motherless fuckcock ass magnet still never shipped the fucking thing after week. I discover, in talking with other buyers, that the bulk of his ratings were faked or manipulated (selling zillions of $5 things to friends). Classic fucking scam.
So I dig around and find that this shitfodder is running for political office. Nice and fucking sweet I thought. Low and behold, he has his cell posted on his soandsoforoffice.com page. So I make a few late night calls and politely tell him that I will fuckstart his head if he continues to be a dogshit tit slave.
Still no respone from this cunt after a week. Well, thinks me, I'll just call his local newspaper and spill the beans to them about this faggoty fucking felcher. Reporter calls back, and I tell him the story and how this might be a nice little piece on this fucker.
Apparently that got the bitch working because the shit came within a week. This was after I called both the CC company, PayPal, and the state attorney general to file a fraud claim.
The fraud claim was filed before the item came, but I figured I'd let that bastard worry about it. The attorney general office never followed up either. Pathetic. Stupid motherfucker got his eBay account cancelled within a week, but continued to fuck people on other auction sites, based on what was reported in his feedback.
Moral of the story: PayPal is worthless for consumer protection, eBay is worthless for consumer protection, and only huge extremes are able to do any good.
I won't even go into how worthless low budget places like Buy.com were for customer support: shipping broken items, hard to get in touch with, incomplete item descriptions.
Not to mention how shitty some retailers on pricewatch are. Fucking motherfuckers are a bunch of twat sponge cockfucks. New shit that is actually refurbished. Don't waste your time with those places.
I've only found one decent discount retailer: mwave.com. Good prices, always honest. You know how fucking hard it is to find someone who is not a serial rapist wanting to fuck you? Imfuckingpossbile.
That's great your mom owns a book shop, but you still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. In the most splendid example of the Slashdot method, you didn't even bother to check your links, bebooks.com and bibliofind.com.
If you had done this, it would be so fucking obvious that your post is a whole lot of fucking blather. I won't spoil the surprise, but one of your fucking links doesn't even work, and the other redirects to a fucking AMAZON.COM page.
I guess that pretty much fucking fucks your fucking shit, eh?
Yes, I'm sure Microsoft can tell the difference between the 400 fucking million pings it gets in a day apart. They are Microsoft, after all.
Gibson is a hack who hacks hackers. That is a fucking fucked fucking.
Make no mistake about it. My karma is -8. It was up to an all time high of 2 one day, but I got so savagely fucked by either bad luck, or a mod bomb, that it went from +2 to -6 in 12 hours, then from -6 to -8 in the next 12. Needless to say, this prevented me from posting for a while. However, we at PMF LLC are not deterred by such censorship! Long live profanity!
So, long windedness aside, nobody modded it down. It began at a -1.
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1. How about using a little fucking PGPDisk.
2. Obviously, a group that sprays shit all over God's great fucking earth isn't exactly infuckingconito -- so why all the privacy issues?
3. They emailed 15 people to claim responsibility. See aforementioned comment about infuckingconigto. This is as not fucking infuckingconito as it comes.
4. "Some" professors. Fucking journalists. This is a standard tactic used by both pissnugget jouranalists and lazy English comp students who make blanket assumptions based a small fucking pool of information. More precise: X number of professors. Let's see how many people are keen on flagrant fucking vandalism.
5. "Anti-rape slogans." This makes no fucking sense. I'm sure that a shitload of spray paint will be so fucking effective that rape will drop to zero. This is *not* what that bumfuck Thereau meant by civil disobedience.
6. I cannot count the number of times I have heard some paunchy twink professor claim "academic freedom" as a blanket excuse justifying every action they do whilst acting the part of a PhD.
You are spot fucking on. You see, all some shitfuck motherfucker does is claim outlandish credential "I worked for Air France testing polymers for use on the new kevlar armoured fuel tanks for the Concord, and I can tell you..."
It's so fucking simple that this isn't even a joke anymore. I've done it myself, and was just apalled at how fucking guilible the vast majority of people are.
And you're absolutely correct: has this dumb motherfucker ever heard of fucking "radio" or "television." What a fucking mystery! Behold the power of Conan O'Brian.
In the spirit of that goofy looking fuckball, the parent comment is good enough for "ME TO POOP ON." If you follow the Insult Comic Dog and shit. If you don't get the fuck with the program. That's some funny fucking shit.
I was astonished that he can make such bold claims. I have always thought that geeks have a mindset all of our own, and not one to be brainwashed easily. But then I found this quote:
Yeah, and the fervent pro Linux or pro BSD comments show such a high fucking degree of individual decision and freedom.
It's like those silly fags who think that having thick black framed glasses a la that tubby Drew Carey fuckwit, who smoke a little fucking happy sock, and listen to Phish are being totally fucking orignal -- that's never been done before by about 1.5 million pissfrothed fucking college freshman.
Goddamn those speedy little fucklings at O'Reilly got right up on this motherfucker. AltiVec has been around what, for not more than two years! Holy shit! Stop the motherfucking presses with this bit of urgent news.
Has anyone emailed the DrudgeReport to publicize this fucking gem of assfaced knowledge?
Microsoft claims two months of code reviews and half-day seminars surpasses everything ever done by the open source community; Salon talks about the problems with a monoculture; SBC, an abusive telecom monopoly, complains about Microsoft's behavior, an abusive OS monopoly; and Microsoft responds, claiming that SBC is merely being self-serving.
And Slashdot, a whiny fucking website devoted to whining about fucking Linux, complains about every fucking thing that every motherfucking company does that creates a non-Unix OS.
So if it costs those pissnuggets $1000/month for bandwidth, and I pay $1000 a month for a cable modem, I get all the bandwith and my faggoty neighbors get squat -- except when I'm not using it?
How does one unfuck one's self from this fucker? That's not going to work.
You see, no matter how it works, this fucking shit with the fucking bandwith is your typical fucking Tragedy of the Commons scenario -- if you follow history and all that shit.
Fuck man, I am fucking raping the cable company. I mean, absofuckinglutely raping them -- two fisted, and with my foot too if I can get the chance. This isn't some fucking politically motivated shit. But I'm a serious motherfucking user because I can.
After I read your post, I checked my logs. Fucking 300 gig down and 50 gig up in the last 6 months. On average, even taking into account a 9 day period when I didn't touch the bitch, there's 19kbytes/sec coming in and 4 kbytes/sec going out -- for every motherfucking second of every cocksucking day for the last six assfucked months. That's some serious fucking usage. No wonder they can't make money. However, if they had enough fucking wit to implement some simple queerass QoS, I reckon that this problem would be mitigated. Until then, the bandwidth orgie continues in full fucking effect.
I've been hitting this motherfucker HARD, as in prison yard gang bang hard, in the last week. Last 7 days I've crammed so much shit through the fucking modem that it's just sick. Somewhere in the order of 1.5 gig per day for the last 7.
Did that silly motherfucker get an additional Slashdot account? This dry, pedantic tired bullshit sounds amazingly like him. Fucks, there's two of those shit scoungers out there! Double the dose of things heavy on buzzwords, and light on a little fucking originality.
Can some motherfucker point me towards the slashdot story where some insanely smart bitch put his computer into a beige aluminium box? Since it's the hippest fucking motherfucks are drumming up page hits by putting computers in everything other than the simplest and most fucking functional motherfucking box around, I figured it might be some serious fucking interest if I could have the link where some pimply faced pants shitter decided beige aluminium was the Way to Go.
So you're saying that one fucking example makes for some goddamn trend? I chew tobacco. Does that mean every motherfucker on slashdot chews? You might denote that you've built systems since 1987, but you connote that every asspussy on slashdot builds his own box.
Such is not the fucking case. And look, I'm profane, but this is not a fucking slam. Just a teensy fucking item of note.
You are entirely fucking spot on about this denegration of the motherfucking ask fucking slashdot. It's become "I am too fucking lazy to Google this motherfucker, so hold my hand, wipe my ass, and grind my motherfucking food up into a nice puree."
It's getting real fucking old. Future ask slashdots should be screened, really fucking screened if that's possible on slashdot, by asking, among other things : did you check this fucker out on Google, you lazy twat?
Besides, who the fuck *hasn't* heard of Kerberfuckingos? It's been around longer than Jesus, almost.
Your fucking name is all OVER the motherfucking internet. I've seen some first hand accounts that are not very fucking positive -- get your fucking poop in a group man. Straight your shit up. Are you some sort of ubertroll?
In the spirit of your bitchfaced post: your idea is fucking stupid, and way the fuck out in left field. Some cocksuckers have shit to say, but need to be incogfuckingnito about the motherfucking affair. Hence, anonymous fucking posts.
Every time some motherfucking 'farm innovation' comes along, some shit for brains motherfucker rants about how great said fucking invention is and how said fucking invention will somehow make it possible for the frothing legions of motherless fucks who make a living by farming to be more and more profitable.
That, my dear asshole reader, is a steamy crock of piss.
Here's what shit like this does, whether or not this is some fucking joke: it makes milk cheaper. Simple fucking econ, and I'm not fucking econ major. If some cocksucker can get more fucking milk from his fat fuck cows, he can sell more fucking milk to a market already soaked in the shit. Result: lower milk prices. Yea for consumer, pisser for farmer. In the end, farmer is fucked, he paid $640,000 for robotic milkers or whatever the fuck it happens to be, and now his shit is worth slightly less than a bucket of vomit.
The only motherfuckers who benefit from this type of bullshit are monstrous motherfucking corporations who can make money even by selling their shit at a 1% margin.
End of fucking story.