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  1. or maybe green on Information Requested for NASA-Based MMORPG · · Score: 2, Funny

    It turns out that NASA has submitted a Request for Information for what would be a NASA-themed MMORPG of its own.

    Red-shift is the new purple.

  2. double entendre on Industrial Robot Arm Becomes Giant Catapult · · Score: 5, Funny

    wintersynth brings us a story about a group of enthusiasts who made a catapult out of a 2,800lb industrial robot arm.

    And it's all thanks to the second amendment.

  3. obvious on Star Trek-like 'Phraselator' Helps Police · · Score: 0

    this PDA-like device was developed through Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) for use in Afghanistan and Iraq by American soldiers for communicating with locals who spoke Farsi, Dari, Pashto and other languages. It is now being used as one tool to help keep the peace between English and non-English speakers by police departments in California, Florida, Nevada.

    IM IN UR PDA, TRANSLATIN' UR WORDS

  4. RouS? on Giant Fossil Rodent Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    the scientists have concluded that the creature, who lived between 2 and 4 million years ago, was about the size of a full-grown bull, weighing in at slightly over a ton.

    inconceivable!

  5. ai on Mac Version of NaturallySpeaking Launched · · Score: 2, Funny

    MacSpeech, the leading supplier of speech recognition software for the Mac, has canned its long-running iListen product and has launched a Mac version of Dragon NaturallySpeaking

    Tell me more about has launched a Mac version of Dragon NaturallySpeaking.

  6. gamespot gave it 11 out of 10 on First Scareware For the Mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the Mac's market share closing in on double digits, perhaps it's not surprising to see the platform targeted with crapware as PCs have been for years.

    I didn't realize Kane & Lynch had been announced for the Mac platform

  7. Re:Spoiled on Young IT Workers Disillusioned, Hard to Retain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And pray tell, what magical career instantly gives employees fresh out of college above-entry level rates?

    Perhaps the "entry level" rate for whatever position they're talking about is not in sync with the "market rate". Supply and demand affects the job market too.

  8. Re:Paperless is good on White House Gets Green by Putting Federal Budget Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    3000 pages??? Just printing the budget puts a nice dent in the budget, huh?

    Seriously. You know that trillion dollar deficit? Two words: Ink Cartridges.

  9. cash money on White House Gets Green by Putting Federal Budget Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    White House Gets Green by Putting Federal Budget Online

    Really? I thought they got green by taking it out of your paycheck?

  10. Re:The art of electronics on Hand-Made Vacuum Tubes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yeah, like Pierre Scerri, who spent 15 years making a scale model of a Ferrari 312. Not only did he make the body, he learned to make glass in order to create the headlights, and learned to make rubber to make his own tires. It's almost unbelievable.

  11. reason on Hand-Made Vacuum Tubes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Over at Make Magazine, watch this video of a French amateur radio operator making and testing his own vacuum tubes.

    This was covered in Make Magazine, primarily because Nature abhors a vacuum.

  12. tasty on Professors Slam Java As "Damaging" To Students · · Score: 5, Funny

    Professors Slam Java As "Damaging" To Students

    I dunno about you, but java was nothing but helpful to me as a student. the drinkable kind, at least.

  13. oh, you meant the planet. on NASA Spacecraft Set to Shine Spotlight on Mercury · · Score: 1

    NASA Spacecraft Set to Shine Spotlight on Mercury

    Hint: Mercury is shiny.

  14. Re:I think they're looking at this the wrong way . on Proof That Practice Does Make Perfect · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I want to know is, how many people block their own mGlu receptors? I mean, there are an awful lot of people that just do not seem capable of learning from experience.

    So *that* explains the 2004 election. It all makes sense now.

  15. maybe not on Proof That Practice Does Make Perfect · · Score: 1

    Carnegie Mellon researchers that explains why repetitive studying or training is effective. Previous research had suggested the opposite

    Previous researchers? You mean like Pavlov? Oh wait

  16. obscenity wants to be anthropomorphised on World's Smallest Projector · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mixed into all of PCMag's CES preview coverage is an interesting story about a projector that's no bigger than an iPod.

    I think the fact that they're missing in all of this, is that porn doesn't care what size it is.

  17. what on Scientists Fly to 2008's Most Dazzling Meteor Shower · · Score: 1

    SETI Institute and NASA scientists will ... map what they say will be the earth's most brilliant meteor shower of 2008.

    At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

  18. obvious on The 5 Coolest Hacks of '07 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Page 5: 'Hacking capitalism'

    I've heard of that before.

  19. futility on US Government To Release Electronic Passport · · Score: 1

    The cards could be read wirelessly from up to 20 feet away

    "and there's nothing you can do about it! ha!", added Deputy Assistant Secretary Of State For Passport Services, Ann Barrett.

  20. Re:Fender Benders? on Introducing Magnet-Responsive Memory Foam · · Score: 1

    I think some colonies would have said "man" instead of "mate", and "dude" instead of "bloke".

    How many Boffins died to bring you that information?

  21. Re:Thank you Microsoft... on Office 2003 Service Pack Disables Older File Formats · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you Microsoft for demonstrating why we need ODF.

    For ultimate data portability, I prefer MDF.

    And a chisel.

  22. prior art on Introducing Magnet-Responsive Memory Foam · · Score: 1

    two research teams have developed a new porous foam of an alloy that changes shape when exposed to a magnetic field.

    That's nothing. I have stacks and stacks of disks with INFORMATION that changes shape when exposed to a magnetic field.

  23. maybe grepping on Office 2003 Service Pack Disables Older File Formats · · Score: 4, Funny

    many users will encounter the problem only months or years after the software change, while groping around in dusty and now-inaccessible archives.

    Is that how one interfaces with rarely-used document archives? via groping?

  24. yeah on Wikia Search Engine to be Launched on January 7th · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Washington Post reports that Jimmy Wales, the founder of online encyclopedia Wikipedia, has announced the launch of a new open-source search engine, Wikia Search, on January 7th, 2008.

    Not only that, Wikipedia is reporting that its marketshare has tripled in the last six months.

  25. hint hint on Wii Hacked for Better Homebrew Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wii Hacked for Better Homebrew Games

    And the majority of these homebrew games look like retail games, except they're free.