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  1. Re:At last - now lets hope we can all move on on DeCSS: Jon Johansen Acquitted In Retrial · · Score: 1
    tell that to the idiots suing gun manufacturers

    Umm...

    • criminal trial != civil lawsuit
    • USA != Norway
    Verdict: using DeCSS on your own legally purchased DVDs is not a crime in Norway. This might have some influence on other european jurisdictions, and in an ideal world possibly even the DMCA, but it has nothing to do with tort reform
  2. Re:Let's say we find somebody out there. on SETI Project Scientist Discusses Prospects · · Score: 2, Funny
    What will be the next step after we detect a signal?

    Kent: "So, professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?"
    Prof: "Yes, I would, Kent."

  3. Re:Um... I thought Diebold machines _WERE_ used! on Diebold To Drop Suit Against Whistleblowers · · Score: 1
    Using violence does not take power away from the govenment, it gives the government MORE power. It NEVER works.

    False. Populist uprising worked quite effectively in 1776, as well as 1215, 1789, 1917, 1953, 1989, etc.

    True, right now the US Govt is way too strong (and not too hated) to be overthrown, but it's not an immutable rule.
  4. Re:This letter looks like another I've seen on SCO Letter to Fortune 1500 Now Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you're referring to this one:

    DEAR SIR/MADAM:

    I AM MR. DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, IN LINDON, UTAH, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOUR BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS BEFORE NOW.

    MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO COMPUTER SOFTWARES WORTH AN ESTIMATED $1 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS. I AM WRITING TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO OBTAIN THESE FUNDS.

    IN THE EARLY 1970S THE AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH CORPORATION DEVELOPED AT GREAT EXPENSE THE COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEM SOFTWARE KNOWN AS UNIX. UNFORTUNATELY THE LAWS OF MY COUNTRY PROHIBITED THEM FROM SELLING THESE SOFTWARES AND SO THEIR VALUABLE SOURCE CODES REMAINED PRIVATELY HELD. UNDER A SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT SOME PROGRAMMERS FROM THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF BERKELEY DID ADD MORE CODES TO THIS OPERATING SYSTEM, INCREASING ITS VALUE, BUT NOT IN ANY WAY TO DILUTE OR DISPARAGE OUR FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERSHIP OF THESE CODES, DESPITE ANY AGREEMENT BETWEEN AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH AND THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF BERKELEY, WHICH AGREEMENT WE DENY AND DISAVOW.

    IN THE YEAR 1984 A CHANGE OF REGIME IN MY COUNTRY ALLOWED THE AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH CORPORATION TO MAKE PROFITS FROM THESE SOFTWARES. IN THE YEAR 1990 OWNERSHIP OF THESE SOFTWARES WAS TRANSFERRED TO THE CORPORATION UNIX SYSTEM LABORATORIES. IN THE YEAR 1993 THIS CORPORATION WAS SOLD TO THE CORPORATION NOVELL. IN THE YEAR 1994 SOME EMPLOYEES OF NOVELL FORMED THE CORPORATION CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, WHICH BEGAN TO DISTRIBUTE AN UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM KNOWN AS LINUX. IN THE YEAR 1995 NOVELL SOLD THE UNIX SOFTWARE CODES TO SCO. IN THE YEAR 2001 OCCURRED A SEPARATION OF SCO, AND THE SCO BRAND NAME AND UNIX CODES WERE ACQUIRED BY THE CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, AND IN THE FOLLOWING YEAR THE CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL WAS RENAMED SCO GROUP, OF WHICH I CURRENTLY SERVE AS CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER.

    MY ASSOCIATES AND I OF THE SCO GROUP ARE THEREFORE THE FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM SOFTWARES KNOWN AS UNIX. OUR ENGINEERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT NO FEWER THAN SEVENTY (70) LINES OF OUR VALUABLE AND PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODES HAVE APPEARED IN THE UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM LINUX. AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, THIS GIVES US A CLAIM ON THE MILLIONS OF LINES OF VALUABLE SOFTWARE CODES WHICH COMPRISE THIS LINUX AND WHICH HAS BEEN SOLD AT GREAT PROFIT TO VERY MANY BUSINESS ENTERPRISES. OUR LEGAL EXPERTS HAVE ADVISED US THAT OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THESE CODES IS WORTH AN ESTIMATED ONE (1) BILLION U.S. DOLLARS.

    UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY EXTRACTING OUR FUNDS FROM THESE COMPUTER SOFTWARES. TO THIS EFFECT I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE BY MY COLLEAGUES TO CONTACT YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. WE ARE PREPARED TO SELL YOU A SHARE IN THIS ENTERPRISE, WHICH WILL SOON BE VERY PROFITABLE, THAT WILL GRANT YOU THE RIGHTS TO USE THESE VALUABLE SOFTWARES IN YOUR BUSINESS ENTERPRISE. UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE NOT ABLE AT THIS TIME TO SET A PRICE ON THESE RIGHTS. THEREFORE IT IS OUR RESPECTFUL SUGGESTION, THAT YOU MAY BE IMMEDIATELY A PARTY TO THIS ENTERPRISE, BEFORE OTHERS ACCEPT THESE LUCRATIVE TERMS, THAT YOU SEND US THE NUMBER OF A BANKING ACCOUNT WHERE WE CAN WITHDRAW FUNDS OF A SUITABLE AMOUNT TO GUARANTEE YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ENTERPRISE. AS AN ALTERNATIVE YOU MAY SEND US THE NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE OF YOUR MAJOR CREDIT CARD, OR YOU MAY SEND TO US A SIGNED CHECK FROM YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT PAYABLE TO "SCO GROUP" AND WITH THE AMOUNT LEFT BLANK FOR US TO CONVENIENTLY SUPPLY.

    KINDLY TREAT THIS REQUEST AS VERY IMPORTANT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. I HONESTLY ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL AND RISK-FREE.

  5. Re:Anything to get more money on Minnesota Senator Says Email Tax Might Reduce Spam · · Score: 1

    10 billion Chinese people

    1 billion, but declining. It would approaching 2 billion if they didn't have a dictatorial one-child policy. India's population (800 million and rising fast) will surpass China within a generation.

  6. Re:When should a stock holder start to worry on Brazil Moves Away From Microsoft · · Score: 1

    js3 is dead-on. If you're thinking about when to start worrying, you should already be worried.

    Investment-ese Translation Guide. When Wall Street Analysts say:
    • Strong Buy, then you should either buy or hold
    • Buy, then you should either hold or sell
    • Hold, then you should sell immediately
    • Sell, then you should look behind you and say hi to whoever just goatse'd your ass. Too late, sucker!
  7. Re:The headline of this article... on Microsoft Defies EU Commission · · Score: 2, Informative
    submitted an article about the kernel backdoor that was thwarted [...] and it got rejected

    Perhaps because /. already ran that article a week ago? Overly Critical Guys who cast stones...

  8. Navy says no threat of nukes on Radiofrequency Weapons · · Score: 1
    the U.S. Navy no longer requires that all its hardware be hardened against nuclear electromagnetic pulses

    Meanwhile, Mr Cheney and the monkeyboy insist that we need Star Wars defense, to protect us from theoretical terrorists with ICBMs...

    I love this country, I really do. Which is why this stuff makes me so fucking angry.
  9. Re:Cowardice? on Neil Gaiman Responds · · Score: 1
    what critics call partial birth abortion". What do advocates call it?

    Intact Dilation and Extraction. It's a medical term (duh). For someone who's very passionate about abortion you sound badly uninformed.

  10. Re:Not True... on Apple Forcing Panther Upgrade for Security Patch · · Score: 3, Insightful
    what reason is there for running 10.1?

    Because it's on your Mac already? Because you don't want to shell out $129 for an upgrade? Because it's better than Classic?

    anybody who uses their computer for work dosen't use 10.1.

    Umm...most Macs are in schools or homes, not work. How many schools buy OS upgrades every year? How many grandmas?

    Why should they support it?

    Because Apple was selling it less than 18 months ago? Because if Microsoft, or RedHat, or anyone else, dropped support for an OS version that early then everyone would be screaming.

  11. Re:Why list a commercial web site? on Apache HTTP Server 1.3.29 Released · · Score: 1
    copy of the release info on a commercial bulletin board, BSDForums.org

    Notice that the article was submitted by dan@bsdforums.org and you will achieve enlightenment.

    At least he was honest about his affiliation.
  12. Re:WMDs... on EFA Claims No Illegal Material On mp3s4free.net · · Score: 1
    proof that Iraq had had in place a "process of creating a WMD program"..

    Well duh, a preliminary premeeting about WMD is just as bad as already owning WMD (especially if you have to attend the pre^2 planning session). Saddam clearly would have done it... if only he hadn't hired Dogbert as project manager.

  13. Re:Fallacy on Company Files Motion to Stop IE Distribution · · Score: 1
    You could root the mutual destruction of both parties.
    go watch the movie "Fargo." Then you will know enlightenment

    Fargo? I don't get it. Did you want the pregnant cop to get killed? That's not what the Coen brothers intended.

    And I'm pretty sure we're supposed to root for Billy Martin's character in this Fargo, if that's what you meant.
  14. Re:Airworlf for 2600 on Games People Shouldn't Play · · Score: 1

    Soul Caliber - absolutey amazing. And the gameplay...

    ...and the gameplay was total button-mashing. We played it at a geek party a year ago, and quickly discovered that you could win about 3/4ths of the time by holding forward on the stick and B on rapid autofire.

    Then we switched to Power Stone and Crazy Taxi, which were loads more fun. Not sure if those were on DC or PS1.

  15. Re:WHAT THE FUCK? on Updated Slashdot Advertising Policy · · Score: 1

    I'd been meaning to create an alternate login for a while now. The lack of AC options just put it over the threshold of round-tuit-ness.

    Hmm...perhaps there is a disguised ploy in this AFJ. Disallowing AC will drive up the number of new user registrations, which can be used to sway gullible potential advertisers.