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  1. Re:IQ on Struggling With Major IT Projects · · Score: 1

    It could be argued that the programs are 100% oversight. :) Especially when they are akin to the Canadian program for language awareness (the RCMP had to get involved in that one ... *ahem* even though they had a hand in the bucket *ahem*).

  2. Re:Somewhat OT-Open source software for consultant on So You Want To Be A Consultant · · Score: 1

    I would be very interested in finding a tool like that. Something FOSS, hopefully. There's aceproject.com, but they're a commercial service ...

    If you find anything, could you let me know? Thanks.

    (I've recently switched to Bugzilla for bug and feature request tracking, that's been quite useful :))

  3. Re:Humans already do this on Monkeys Pay for Monkey Porn · · Score: 1

    Good post. Now I will proceed to pat your ass to congratulate you.

  4. Re:Occams razor on Simulating the Universe with a zBox · · Score: 1
    forces do not just change behavior, when there is a change in behavior it is usually due to another force expressing itself.


    I guess this explains Abu Grahib.
  5. Re:Obligatory on Lexus Computers Infected Via Bluetooth · · Score: 1

    No, like this one.

  6. Re:Obligatory on Lexus Computers Infected Via Bluetooth · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can just imagine the logo -

    "Magneto Inside"

    What's Under YOUR Hood?

    (But then the X-Men would chase you everywhere and you'd have to fight off all the yellow spandex crazies.)

  7. Re:Imagine on Jef Raskin Gets $2 Million To Develop RCHI · · Score: 1
    ... the worlds are hard to break apart.


    So true.
  8. Re:Coyotos on Coyotos, A New Security-focused OS & Language · · Score: 2, Funny

    In order to get it to work with Roadrunner, you need to buy some Acme-brand ADSL rocket shoes.

    Guaranteed to singe hair off of nether regions.

  9. Re:Er on Gates Pledges $750M to Vaccinate Children · · Score: 1

    It's true, it's true. If they had intended to be altruistic, it would have been called the "megarich foundation" or something not MS related. :)

  10. Re:Linux community already donates on Gates Pledges $750M to Vaccinate Children · · Score: 1

    I heard that the Gates Foundation currently has about 27 billion, net worth. They just donated three quarters of a billion. That's not even close to your $40K->$60 assumption, it's more like $27K->$750. Times one million. There's a bit of a difference. Few people living on $27K (depending on living expenses) can justify donating $750 ... and for the Gates Foundation, it's hardly chump change either.

    Now, if there was a Ballmer Foundation, talk about "chump" change ... :)

  11. Re:Er on Gates Pledges $750M to Vaccinate Children · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is not Microsoft.

  12. Re:nota bad thing on A Countdown To Global Catastrophe? · · Score: 1

    :) I prefer celsius myself. F always throws me off. I'm glad I live by the water, though - thermal regulation is neato.

  13. Re:I am tired on A Countdown To Global Catastrophe? · · Score: 1

    "We're out of Horse Coke. Would you like a Horse Pepsi?"

    "Neigh."

  14. Re:nota bad thing on A Countdown To Global Catastrophe? · · Score: 1

    Doofus. It's 0 F. So he's at -17C. :)

    B3ryllium - your neighbour to the west. Currently 5 degrees and rising.

  15. Re:Do what you enjoy on Programming Until Retirement? · · Score: 1

    Young hitmen are more likely to be killed before being able to complete an arbitrarily scheduled hit in the "far" future. They lack skills and experience necessary to guarantee their survival.

    Your best bet is to found a sect of monks or something whose life mission is to terminate you at a random point in time, recalculated once every year. :)

  16. Re:FFS! on Programming Until Retirement? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You're a slashdot dinosaur. Get with the times! ;-)

  17. uh on A Brief FAQ on CableCards · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I don't see what cable cars have to do with PVRs ... hasn't San Francisco had cable cars for, like, ever? What gives?

    *snerk*

  18. Re:Seems kind of windows-oriented on Rolling With Ruby On Rails · · Score: 1

    Inconsitency is the fault of the developer, not the language. Anyone with sufficient discipline in the programming dark arts can persevere no matter how cobbled-together the language is.

    (I say this as a PHP developer, and in particular, one who always ends up using inconsistent function names :))

  19. Re:My favourite X-Files episode... on Duchovny Says X-Files Sequel in Works · · Score: 1

    If it was first season, it would have had hilariously embarassing spooky music. But still cool, thanks to Danny Elfman.

  20. Re:X-Files? on Duchovny Says X-Files Sequel in Works · · Score: 1

    If you need a reminder, check out this site.

  21. Re:Conspiracy Theory on Intelsat Loses Another Satellite · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bzzt. C.H.A.O.S.

  22. Re:first post on Plant a Seed, Get Sued? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, just what we need. Gigantic walking cornstalk armies.

  23. Re:What about cell phones on House Paint Foils Wardrivers · · Score: 1

    If you put in in an "earthed metal box", how could you see it to tell if there was any reception at all?

    This sounds strikingly like Schroedinger's Cellphone. You have reception and no reception at the same time. ;-)

  24. Re:here ya go: on Backing Up is Hard to Do? · · Score: 1

    Or he'll get deeply offended upon hearing "Go to shell".

  25. Re:Statistical Lies... on Newsy Numbers · · Score: 1

    You mean, you can prove that there's a low probability of prevarication.