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EriDay writes "The Wall Street Journal has a new feature called The Numbers Guy about "the way numbers and statistics are used - and abused - in the news, business and politics". The first installment lets us know that somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people will be killed by Asian bird flu."

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  1. Statistical Lies... by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 5, Informative

    First published in 1954: How to Lie With Statistics

    Good book, recommended reading, if you like the above article.

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    1. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      John Allen Palos has a generally well reguarded series of books on Innumeracy.

    2. Re:Statistical Lies... by tgrigsby · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or if you want the Reader's Digest version, there's a quick and easy explanation of how to use critical thinking when you hear statistics here: http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~taflinge/evistats.html

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    3. Re:Statistical Lies... by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've heard of the book, but have not actually read it personally. I remember reading something in 4th grade or thereabouts that talked about how advertisers used numbers to make their product seem better with things like 3 out of 4 doctors surveyed, etc.

      Also, there is a popular quote that goes "Lies, damn lies, and statistics".

      Similar to the article, there is a strange number game that was done a while back when the SARS "epidemic" hit the world. A total of about 850 people died from the thing, yet annually 10,000 or so people die from influenza. SARS is an epidemic, influenza not.

      However, people have heard of influenza and not SARS, so I guess it makes for better headlines.

    4. Re:Statistical Lies... by saderax · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dont you know that 95% of all statistics are made up?

    5. Re:Statistical Lies... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hell, 70% of people know that!

    6. Re:Statistical Lies... by orangesquid · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Don't forget Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, also a very good book =)

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    7. Re:Statistical Lies... by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Funny
      First published in 1954: How to Lie With Statistics

      It's still a lot easier to lie without statistics...

    8. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, and 75% of those are made up *on the spot*!

    9. Re:Statistical Lies... by tgrigsby · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, and here're some more:

      http://my.execpc.com/4A/B7/helberg/pitfalls/
      http://www.stat.berkeley.edu/users/stark/SticiGui/ Text/ch16.htm

      With information like this available about the misuse of statistics, I find the crap that comes out of the current Presidential administration amusing. Things like jiggling the numbers when reporting the number of wounded and dead from Iraq, employment numbers, Social Security liquidity, that sort of thing. Understanding how statistics are used as propoganda tools makes it easier to recognize a liar when you hear him give the State of the Union address.

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    10. Re:Statistical Lies... by homer_ca · · Score: 2

      The difference is that influenza doesn't have a 20% mortality rate in the general population. Influenza rarely kills healthy adults. If SARS were not contained, it could have easily killed a lot more than 10,000. Imagine a respiratory infection that spreads as easily as a cold that kills 1 in 5 of everyone infected. I think we had good reason to be nervous at the time.

    11. Re:Statistical Lies... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Excellent book. I also recommend "Mathematics Made Difficult" by Carl Linderholm (may be out of print).

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    12. Re:Statistical Lies... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      It's also a lot easier to get caught lying without statistics. With statistics I can prove I'm not lying.

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    13. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, the numbers thrown around regarding global warming are a different story?

    14. Re:Statistical Lies... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      And the other 31% are suspicious.

    15. Re:Statistical Lies... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      "First published in 1954: How to Lie With Statistics"

      An excellent book. It is especially hilarious in how it treats the kind of fudging you can do with charts and graphs--such things as leaving out everything but the range you are discussing or using a log-log scale where it isn't appropriate.

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    16. Re:Statistical Lies... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      You mean, you can prove that there's a low probability of prevarication.

    17. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Come on, SARS was a flu. The normal flu kills more people each year on average than SARS. No matter the mortality rate, SARS was a two-bit flu with a good measure of histeria.

      It's the same reasoning that will allow a smoker to buy a gun because he wants to pretect himself. I think you are much more likely to die from smoking than from getting shot. This is a great example of an irrational decision.

      Like giving the people who failed to protect us on 9/11 more power rather than just firing them.

    18. Re:Statistical Lies... by joshdick · · Score: 1

      That quote is from Mark Twain.

      "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."

    19. Re:Statistical Lies... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Half the people don't know that 75% of them never understood the term; "6 on one hand, half a dozen on the other."

      A 50/50 proposition only equals one.

      On average, people don't know what it means to be the mean.

      {NOTE: I just made these up, are they half-way decent or just 100% corny?}

      Ow, this is starting to get painful...

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    20. Re:Statistical Lies... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      But it's not as effective.

    21. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let me guess, the numbers thrown around regarding global warming are a different story?

      Why don't you go back to your necro-con love feast at newsmax.

    22. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't count people who die in Germany, or non-us citizens who are fighting under the US flag (for example, Latin-Americans who are trying to get citizenship through service) and the large number of hired mercenaries.

      The other bogus number we constantly use is inflation. They Gov says it is 3%. But what they use now is a "Hedonistic Value" on durable goods. No, I didn't make that up. It means that the toaster I buy today has more "pleasure value" because it has 12 settings, rather than the old toaster. This fudge-factor value can be used to say that a $36 dollar toaster is the same price as the $12 toaster 10 years ago, because it has +$24 in hedonistic value. Durable goods is not a good measure of inflation anyway, because the increase in expenses is coming in the most part from services like healthcare, education and utilities.

      And Unemployment figures have been crap for a long time. The important figure is; how many people can work, and how many people are working. Un-Employment only counts the number of people recieving unemployment compensation. Since unemployment reform it is harder to get and stay on. Of course diability has shot way up and this costs the taxpayer more. But since it isn't a figure that gets tossed around in the media, nobody cares. An important stat to look at; the average new job pays $7000 less than the jobs 4 years ago (that could be the median, however, which would be more significant).

      Anyway, the amount of shoddy statistics that are flying around have a real influence on our awareness and allow others to take advantage of us. I haven't heard of a more important column in years. I'm glad he is doing the column.

    23. Re:Statistical Lies... by Ashen · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the government doesn't include accurate real estate information in their inflation index, or else it would be brought up to at least 5%. The price index for real estate is for rent only, not for actual housing costs.

    24. Re:Statistical Lies... by Rares+Marian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you would rather contract SARS. We need more test subjects. Thank you.

      So you would rather take a bullet instead of smoking?
      Wow that is the first example of self-darwinating I've seen yet.

      Wait no see the 9/11 bit ruins the surprise.

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    25. Re:Statistical Lies... by EntropyMan · · Score: 1

      I remember when the Administration jackasses (I think Ari) were claiming about some tax cut or other that the "average" taxpayer would receive a $1000 tax cut! So what does the median taxpayer receive? Of course the press never asked them, not that I'm sure most of the press knows the difference.

    26. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fool, label me however you'd like. it doesn't change who I am. Someday, when you grow up, you might come to realize that the world isn't black and white.

    27. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world may not be black or white, but the triumphant extreme right is so far out of the borders of sanity that the distinction is very clear.

    28. Re:Statistical Lies... by Dabido · · Score: 1

      " Dont you know that 95% of all statistics are made up?"

      That's because 10 out of 9 people don't understand statistics.
      Not that it matters, because there are three groups of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't!
      Of course, having a maths major, I can't count or do maths unless a Greek letter is involved somewhere!

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    29. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As is the extreme left. If the extreme right appears further out there, it's because you are standing on the left.

    30. Re:Statistical Lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never claimed I wasn't viewing things from a bit left of center, but due to the "big party" scheme of the late 80s the mainstream of the right encompasses a very large spectrum - hence the extreme edges of the right are more bizarre than those of the left, not just from my perspective. This also means that a larger portion of "fringe" is part of the mainstream right.

    31. Re:Statistical Lies... by Lando · · Score: 1

      The way the word "epidemic" is used in medical terminology is different than the lay-mans term. An epidemic is an exponential increase of a disease. So the flu which normally kills 10k people per year does so every year on average and is not increasing. Malaria kills at least hundreds of thousands if not millions each year, again these numbers are normal and not considered an epidemic. By comparison there are typically 5-15 cases of bubonic plague in the united states each year, if for some reason 50 people contracted the disease this would be an epidemic.. And 1 case of smallpox probably wouldn't be an epidemic, but 3 or more probably would...

      Anyway, SARS, being a "new" disease is growing rapidly... 0 deaths/year - 850 deaths/year... thus it's growth is exponential and therefore it gets labeled as an epidemic.

      See the entry for epidemic on this page

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    32. Re:Statistical Lies... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Very informative. I've looked up the definition of epidemic before, but it did not mention the exponential growth part. However, being that something like 3 cases of smallpox can be considered an epidemic or even 850 in the case of SARS, this classification for a disease does not seem too terribly descriptive for most people. Lets say that we have a "bad" epidemic of smallpox with 8 or so cases, WTF am I to do with this info? I'm at least 10x more likely to die gathering up my friends and family in a car to take them to somewhere that they will not contract the disease as they are to get and die from the disease itself.

      My point being, is that the topic of this article is very interesting. By what method or standard can the media go by in order to provide the public with _significant_ data? Or should more people just be like me and avoid mass media? I regularly check my local paper's website and CNN's website for trivia and current events, but I rarely if ever consider the content news or at least significant news. I happened to watch the local news this morning because my roommate left the TV on and left the room. It had been a while before I saw the "random death sequence" before. That is the part of the local news where they rapidly bounce from "story" to "story" about how person X was murdered by person Y, or person X was hit and killed in a car by person Y (I think people know the drill here). That kind of stuff really turns me off.

    33. Re:Statistical Lies... by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      95% of Slashdot readers saw this joke already.

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    34. Re:Statistical Lies... by l2718 · · Score: 1

      "However, being that something like 3 cases of smallpox can be considered an epidemic ... Lets say that we have a "bad" epidemic of smallpox with 8 or so cases..."

      I'd say that one case of smallpox should be considered enough for global alarm and great concern. This disease is believed to have been eradicated, and only exist in the vaults of two bio-weapon labs (one in the US, one remaining from the USSR), so that any new cases should originate from these labs. Even if not an epidemic, I'd call one case a disaster.

    35. Re:Statistical Lies... by Lando · · Score: 1

      Well, as I explained the meaning of the word epidemic has a different definition in medical terms than what we as normal people would think it was... So really you need to look at the number of cases reported to get some idea of what is truely going on...

      As far as news reporting goes, most people get their information from television... Most news stories on television are limited by time to around 30 minutes. And actually if you take out the time for sports, 5 minutes, weather, 5 minutes, and the human interest story another 5 minutes and commercials another 5 minutes you are left with about 10 minutes to impart the news of the day... Hardly enough time to cover even one subject. Also television news has to compete for ratings in order to sell advertising time, thus television news generally tries to cover the most shocking events to be as interesting as possible. Think of it like a soap opera, the writers create the script with as many shocking events and plot twists as possible to lure viewers and this is what the television news format seems to be as well. Consider when the promo for the evening news comes on and they say "What you don't know about car repairs could kill you... See our report on the 10 o'clock news..." And then the story is near the end of the news show... It's all designed to get viewers... As such I think that television news can give you a flavor about what is going on... But for the most part has to be viewed as entertainment.

      Personally, CNN's webpage is not much better than CNN's news itself since their main focus is on television news.

      Newspapers are a lot better since there is no time limit... They still are limited by the number of reporters they employ and so they have to focus their reporting as well. The problem you have with small local newspapers is that they generally don't have the manpower to do intensive, in depth reporting... Most of the articles are going to be associated press articles and reuters articles... With some local stories thrown in... I should mention that the cost of newspapers is largely paid for by advertisers... The cost of the newspaper 25 cents daily 50 cents on Sundays is mainly used to recoup the cost of distribution.

      Keep in mind also that newspapers all generally tend to have a slant and you need to read objectively. Each newspaper tends to be run by a fairly small number of people, no matter how many reporters they may have. Generally the newspaper is owned by a family or one or two major stockholders, and their opinions are usually reflected in the newspaper. Most try to be objective, but personal bias tends to creep in. It's not necessarily their fault... The editors of the paper are the ones that decide which articles to include in the paper and what stories are assigned to be covered... Since the top editors are generally chosen by the owners, natural selection tends to favor those editors with opinions that match the owners. This in turn causes the stories that are included in a paper to reflect the editors position. So in the end all papers generally tend to have a certain slant to their stories if only by the exclusion of stories that don't reflect the view of the paper.

      So where does this leave us? To begin with, news should not be accepted as truth no matter who is presenting the material. Since all reporters are human a lot of the time their personal opinions will leak through to the story they are writing. That doesn't mean that the stories themselves are useless, just that all news should be read with a certain amount of sceptisism not accepted passively as truth. That in mind, you probably need to focus on what type of news you are interested in. For general news the New York Times website is fairly broad and gives a lot of general information. Beyond that your local news will tell you about the important events in your area. For financial news, the Wallstreet Journal is pretty good... For interesting technical stories slashdot tends to be good.

      If you define what t

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  2. My personal favorite by TildeMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    During one of the 2004 presidential debates: "We increased federal wetlands by 3 million!" -- GWB

    I'm still not really sure what that means.

    1. Re:My personal favorite by Infamous+Tim · · Score: 0

      If you like that one, you'll love this calendar, a Bushism for every day of the year:

      The Accidental Wit and Wisdom of our 43rd President 2005 Day-to-Day Calendar

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    2. Re:My personal favorite by Frymaster · · Score: 2, Funny
      During one of the 2004 presidential debates: "We increased federal wetlands by 3 million!" -- GWB

      it should be "3 million plus or minus 2% 19 times out of 20", right?

    3. Re:My personal favorite by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      One of my favorites was, I think, Dick Armey, claiming that since republicans took charge that teenage girls are getting pregnant at a lower level.

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    4. Re:My personal favorite by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      2 of those 3 million being his daughters that turned 21 during his presidency.

      Don't thank me, it was run by The Onion.

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    5. Re:My personal favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've got a plan to increase the wetlands by 3 million.

      Those were the exact words.

    6. Re:My personal favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I planned to increase the wetlands, before I planned to decrease them." -John Kerry

    7. Re:My personal favorite by Reignking · · Score: 1

      There are 3 million more gnats in the wetlands now.

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    8. Re:My personal favorite by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Pre-bush doggy style was popular now it's strictly missionary position that is getting all of them pregnant, so it's true.

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    9. Re:My personal favorite by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      During one of the 2004 presidential debates: "We increased federal wetlands by 3 million!"

      Unit candidates:

      1. Dollars in fed protection spending
      2. Acres
      3. Number of glaciers melting into ponds via Global Warming

    10. Re:My personal favorite by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      I just read in today's NY Times that Americans spend $42 billion annually on diet books. Do the math!

    11. Re:My personal favorite by khallow · · Score: 1

      While global warming is a sacred, holy process, we shouldn't capitalize it. After all, what other global warmings are we going to confuse it with?

    12. Re:My personal favorite by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Scare your smoking friends straight with the following:

      "New studies show that 100% of all smokers die."

    13. Re:My personal favorite by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      42billion / 300million = $140 a year each
      diet books/ aprox US pop.

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    14. Re:My personal favorite by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Informative
    15. Re:My personal favorite by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't know that statistic, but the number of abortions since GWB took office has doubled. It's basically an economic issue of how hard it is to raise a family for middle and lower income women. So my guess is that his figure was pulled out of his @ss like some much else from this administration. But he will never be called on it--that I can assure you.

      Now there is legislation in the works to make it a federal crime if a women does not report a pregnancy termination within 24 hours. Meaning, since my wife and I did not know until a week later that she had lost the 3 month fetus, she would instantly be a fugitive. Not only is such a law burdensome, intrusive and none of their damn bible-thumping business, but it also shows how ignorant the politicians can be.

      God forbid I forget my wallet and show up to a pollitical rally without a drivers license. This country is getting scary.

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    16. Re:My personal favorite by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Since they are now allowing logging, clear-cutting and generally cutting off the tops of mountains for mining on National Parks and nature preserves, does it really matter if more or less land is "labeled" a wetland?

      These jerks have been playing "opposite day" for about 1824 days too long. Every program seems to do the opposite of what it is named. The level of curiosity in this country means people don't move beyond the book cover.

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    17. Re:My personal favorite by Shalda · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an episode of The West Wing where the number of impoverished Americans rose by 3.1 million because they changed the way the poverty level was calculated.

    18. Re:My personal favorite by aslate · · Score: 2, Funny

      A hilarious extract from Bill Bailey:

      "Did you know that Americans spend more on porn in one year then the entire national debt of Sub-Saharan Africa"

      Now go purchase/find/obtain/download the song that followed: "I will not look at titties for a year"

    19. Re:My personal favorite by JMPrice · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but if you're going to use quotation marks might as least get the quote right:
      "I've got a plan to increase the wetlands by 3 million."

      Source: CNN Transcript

    20. Re:My personal favorite by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 2, Funny

      42billion / 300million = $140 a year each
      diet books/ aprox US pop.


      300/million X 20% literacy X 40% book buyers = 24 Million available to buy the book.
      24 Mil X 30% (estimated percent of adults obese) = 6mil

      $42,000mil / 6mil (obese book readers) = $7,000 spent/obr on diet books.

      Number of other figures flying out of my rear = 192!

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    21. Re:My personal favorite by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      It's basically an economic issue of how hard it is to raise a family for middle and lower income women.

      Yet poor people have more children on average than rich people.

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    22. Re:My personal favorite by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Nice to know he can lie as well as the Democrats who claim he's destroyed federal wetlands by 3 million.

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    23. Re:My personal favorite by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      He wears 3 square meters of pants? I guess he is named Bush for a good reason then, ha?

    24. Re:My personal favorite by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I was happy with the ridiculous amount of $140. I think I contributed my $4.95 last year for a paper back atkins recipe book.

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    25. Re:My personal favorite by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      This is because they can't afford good cable programming. What else are you going to do on a boring Friday night? ;)

      I've seen stats that show there is an inverse relationship between how much whoopi someone gets and their education level. PHD's almost get cobwebs compared to a good high-school drop out in a trailer park (not to denegrate anyone, but hey, there is a trend).

      But to get back to the point, the people who are NOT educated or have access to birth control are the ones getting pregnant. If we want to make abortions more rare we will do three things;
      1) Educate and make available methods of birth control.
      2) Raise the minimum wage. The working poor creates desperate situations for single mothers and financial stress is the number one reason for divorce.
      3) Get these church ladies off the education boards because all they are doing is pushing their own brand of piety.

      It gets me angry that some who have it so well and think they are so close to God, want to practice their "survival of the fittest" economics with people. They refuse basic healthcare and a livealbe wage to the bottom tier of society. They refuse real sex education and birth control. Then they sit back from their ivory towers and tell the poor 16 year old girl who has no prospects, no future and is looking at raising a child alone that she MUST bring it to term and either raise it or give it up for adoption. I don't think there is anything remotely tougher than giving a kid you brought to term up for adoption.

      If this were so important to God, why didn't he mention anything about fetuses in the Bible?

      Rant over.

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    26. Re:My personal favorite by G-funk · · Score: 1

      7... mumble.... divided into 18, mumble... grumble.... carry the one... DAYUMN!

      You're all fat!

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    27. Re:My personal favorite by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1
      Care to back this up? I've never read a single statement by a Democrat claiming Bush had destroyed wetlands by 3 mil. acres/miles/etc.

      Without a doubt, however, the environment has suffered under Bush's tenure.

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  3. Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by HMA2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This thread provides and excellent opportunity to bash Bush, America, Corporations and Fox News!

    I am very excited about the forth coming insults, unfounded claims, personal attacks and general hyper polarization this thread promises!

    Go Slashdot!

  4. So... by FireballX301 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first installment lets us know that somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more)

    Excellent, it's nice to know that a negative number of people won't die.

    1. Re:So... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Erm, maybe I'm missing your joke. Either way, it only makes sense to talk about % increase in heat with respect to degrees K.

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    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if this flu enables some scientist to bring already dead people back alive?
      Wouldn't that account as negative deaths?

    3. Re:So... by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      However, he does not rule out fractional numbers of dead people.

      When I'm in the mood to tweak, I'll bring up the idea that deaths should be scaled by life expectancy. An extreme example would be that maybe the death of a 90 year-old guy with cancer should only count about 1% as much as the death of a healthy college kid.

      This is at first a bit horrifying, but it changes the perception of health risk a bit. A car accident can strike at any time no matter your health or life-expectancy, but the flu is far harsher on the very young and the very old. Heart attacks quite rare for the under-30 crowd, become very common in the 50's and 60's and start tapering off since people who are susceptible have already had them. Various other ailments have other relationships to life-expectancy, both for susceptibility and for impact.

      The logical conclusion I always get to is that we should focus a lot more health resources on the very young, i.e. pre-natal and neo-natal care, free vaccinations, healthy childhood diets and exercise, lifelong sunscreen habits, semi-intentional exposure to a variety of colds and flus in the teens and 20's, and moderation of alcohol and fatty foods after that.

      It's all common sense stuff and would pay off 100:1 compared to after-the-event treatments for things like heart attacks and cancer.

    4. Re:So... by caramelcarrot · · Score: 1

      But isn't life expectancy determined by when people die? So scaling down cancer deaths amongst older people, for example, is only hiding the problem, and making cancer a natural inevitable death...

      I agree to an extend, by the time you're 90, many things will kill you, but do it too much and you just end up with the random events like car accidents.

    5. Re:So... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      The logical conclusion I always get to is that we should focus a lot more health resources on the very young, i.e. pre-natal and neo-natal care, free vaccinations, healthy childhood diets and exercise, lifelong sunscreen habits, semi-intentional exposure to a variety of colds and flus in the teens and 20's, and moderation of alcohol and fatty foods after that.

      But, it will never happen because kids don't vote. And even if they did vote, they would never vote for that stuff.

    6. Re:So... by caramelcarrot · · Score: 1

      Also, I agree with the general idea of preventing these ailments early, rather than treating them late.

    7. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually... engineers do this.

      There are ways of scaling injury outcomes to percentage of quality of life lost.

      In this manner, the death of a 20yr old means more than the death of a 70yr old. Mainly this is done because mechanical injury tends to afflict younger populations than disease, and we want to look important.

      (Seriously)

    8. Re:So... by alphageek101 · · Score: 2, Informative

      the idea that deaths should be scaled by life expectancy

      This concept is used all the time in the field of public health. The term used is DALY (disability adjusted life-years), and basically is a measure of healthy years lost (whether due to illness or premature death).

      Thus the death of a 90 year old male is thus nothing in comparision to a 6 year old child contracting malaria.

    9. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Erm, maybe I'm missing your joke. Either way, it only makes sense to talk about % increase in heat with respect to degrees K.

      Not mine, but I'm pretty sure that WAS the joke.

    10. Re:So... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      The logical conclusion I come to is that we should start focusing all of our efforts to extend and improve the lives of anyone 45 or older. If we work hard and dedicate ourselves, I expect this effort to start paying high divedends in the next 10 years.


      What's that? What age am I? Well, that has nothing to do with my suggestions... *mutter*

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    11. Re:So... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Erm, maybe I'm missing your joke. Either way, it only makes sense to talk about % increase in heat with respect to degrees K.

      Precisely my point (which, evidently, the other mods also missed). If you're misrepresenting statistics in order to advance your agenda, you use whatever units produce the biggest (or smallest) percentage increase (degC or degF), even though it's mathematically incorrect to do so in either case.

      If you're using Kelvins, you're doing so because you're worried about in scientific accuracy, not about generating headlines for either side of the agenda. The irony is that the instant you're allowed to use percentages (because you're measuring heat, not temperature), you become "right" -- and your percentages immediately become so small that you'll never get to use 'em in a headline, regardless of which "side" of the issue your paper comes down on. (Guess the irony was lost on the mods too :)

    12. Re:So... by mutterc · · Score: 1

      Some comic or other posed reasoning along those lines: "If the world made sense, elderly people would be the ones out drinking all night, bungee-jumping, etc., and 20-year-olds would be complaining 'Shut the door! You're letting in a draft!'"

    13. Re:So... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      That makes a great deal of sense.

      Risks could be easily understood by Negative Life Expectancy Years. Cancer effects people more as they age. Is it getting more prevalent due to environmental factors, or more due to the increasingly aging population?

      But such a stat should be directed towards the group it effects, a childhood desease could appear to be more of a threat to a middle age person, so that you get 40 year olds going to the doctor worried about SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome).

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    14. Re:So... by mino · · Score: 1
      Either way, it only makes sense to talk about % increase in heat with respect to degrees K.

      Or degrees R. Aaah, Rankine, the poor forgotten brother of the temperature-measurement world....

    15. Re:So... by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Now, I agree fully about preventative care being a great way to spend resources (and that would inlcude things like discouraging or disallowing smoking, drinking, gun ownershipo and so on). Also, these policies would make greater effect the younger people are - so age limits on stuff like the above is a really great idea.

      However, I'm not too sure I (or anybody) really would like where a strict implementation of these policies would lead.

      If you really focus health resources (and, of course, any other resources - why waste food or ownership laws on those who don't benefit?) in proportion to life expectancy, people with lower life expectancy (older people, young people with chronic or debilitating diseases) will get little, and those with almost no life expectancy (like the very old, or people with grave injuries) will get almost nothing at all. So they will tend to die in greater numbers.

      This will alter the allocation yet more in the favour of the very healthy, and very young, lowering the life expectancy of everybody else yet more. At least under some conditions, you will get a sharp cutoff.

      You'll have full access to societal resources up until some age (which would probably be quite low) or until you actually manage to get an injury or disease that is serious enough - at which point you are chained to a working place to work as a slave until weakness gets the better of you and your body is milled down to recover valuable chemicals.

      Kind of like shooting horses once they get a serious enough leg injury, really.

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  5. Since 43% of all statistics are inaccurate, by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1, Funny

    and of those, a further 13% are made up, he's going to have no shortage of material;-)

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    1. Re:Since 43% of all statistics are inaccurate, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... I thought it was 80% stats inaccurate and 20% made up...

    2. Re:Since 43% of all statistics are inaccurate, by cephyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, see here the problem is that 62% of people don't understand statistics.

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  6. Did you know... by se2schul · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...83% off all statistics quoted are made up on the spot!

    1. Re:Did you know... by thijsa · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. It actually is 62.7 %.

    2. Re:Did you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...99% of all jokes on slashdot are ancient and weren't even that funny the first time?

    3. Re:Did you know... by Daxx_61 · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute - and this has been modded informative???

      Can we meta-moderate +1 Funny?

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    4. Re:Did you know... by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 0

      duh! 29% of everyone knows that!

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    5. Re:Did you know... by thebudgie · · Score: 1

      Statistically, 3.21% of slashdotters will reply to this story with a similar comment. How sad... ;-)

    6. Re:Did you know... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove
      anything that's even remotely true.

      - Homer

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    7. Re:Did you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      83% off all statistics quoted are made up on the spot

      so there is an 83% chance you just made 83% up which would mean 83% is a meaningless statistic....

    8. Re:Did you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...83% off all statistics quoted are made up on the spot!

      ...and the remaining 35% are wrong.

    9. Re:Did you know... by g0_p · · Score: 1

      Was this really supposed to be informative? Or was it the case that the mods did not get the self implicating joke?

    10. Re:Did you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't sound like something Homer would say. Which Simpsons episode was that in?

    11. Re:Did you know... by McWilde · · Score: 1

      And that is up another 4% in the last 18 months.

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    12. Re:Did you know... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Google it.

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  7. Pi by savagedome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Also, in his diary, the following excerpt was found:

    11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.

    1. Re:Pi by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Drat! The newspaper guy scooped me by an hour and a half!

      3:14. Click Submit

    2. Re:Pi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 interesting?? I think only one person on /. has seen pi.

  8. aarch... panic ! by selderrr · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people...

    Is that zero , or zero billion ?

    [...head explodes...]

    1. Re:aarch... panic ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's statistically certain that the answer is yes.

  9. Funny Statistic by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Funny

    1/3 of all auto accidents involve people who test positive for marijuana use.

    This means that 2/3 of all auto accidents are cause by people who are not high.

    We sober people are KILLING each other while the stoners are not.

    LK

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    1. Re:Funny Statistic by XPisthenewNT · · Score: 1

      on the other hand, if less than one third of the population "blazes up", then mary jane users would have a higher percentage of fatalities over thier non-f'ed up counterparts. Am I right? I do hope that less than 1/3 of the population uses marijuana, as it's illegal.

    2. Re:Funny Statistic by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember a statistic in College (way to long ago to remember the cite) about the disparity between males and females when it comes to causing car accidents. Males were far more more likely to be responsible as the cause of an accident- unless alcohol or drugs were not involved. Then women were far more likely to be the cause;-)

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    3. Re:Funny Statistic by i41Overlord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do hope that less than 1/3 of the population uses marijuana, as it's illegal.

      Legality is not morality.

      People used to drink also. They drank before prohibition, they drank during prohibition, and they drank after prohibition. The law didn't really change much, other than the fact that the same people went from being law abiding citizens, to criminals who supported the Kaiser (the same old Communist/Terrorist enemy tactic used forever) back to law abiding citizens.

      Laws such as this are mainly academic in my opinion.

    4. Re:Funny Statistic by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "Am I right? I do hope that less than 1/3 of the population uses marijuana, as it's illegal."

      I don't know crap about the statistics, but I'd guess the % is at least equal to the % of the population that was drinking during the prohibition of alcohol.

    5. Re:Funny Statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, you're more likely to get in a car accident if your sober than if you're high.

      "Sorry officer, I'm smoking marijuana for my own protection."

    6. Re:Funny Statistic by krgallagher · · Score: 1
      " 1/3 of all auto accidents involve people who test positive for marijuana use."

      Since marijuana users continue to test positive for @ 30 days after use, what this really means is that 1/3 of all auto accidents involve people who smoke pot, but may or may not have been high during the accident.

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    7. Re:Funny Statistic by recursiv · · Score: 1

      Well, based on my own biased sampling, it is probably over 80%, i.e. almost everyone I know.

      Civil disobedience baby. It may be illegal, but approximately impossible to enforce. How can someone doing something in their own home with no externally visible effects be apprehended? Good luck with the crusade.

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    8. Re:Funny Statistic by XPisthenewNT · · Score: 1

      Right, I agree but I feel compelled to play devils advocate, so here goes!

      Laws reflect the majority of the populations morality.

      Don't believe me, consider this:

      Because alcohol was always legal (and it's relatively safe and really fun!) so it was very socially acceptable. The some dumb quakers ban it for some reason, and the majority of people dissagree with this new law, so they break it. Mary Jane, probably only because it was never legal, never enjoyed the same social acceptance and is of course seen as immoral.

    9. Re:Funny Statistic by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 0

      Low speed moped accidents are less dangerous.

    10. Re:Funny Statistic by swarsron · · Score: 1

      this statistic shows that marijuana up to 2ng/ml decreases you chance to cause an accident. available only in german, so use the fish or just look at the graphes "Relatives Verursacherrisiko" (i know you were not serious about your numbers but i just stumbled upon that before reading slashdot)

    11. Re:Funny Statistic by The+Spoonman · · Score: 3, Informative

      I do hope that less than 1/3 of the population uses marijuana, as it's illegal.

      Yes, because everyone who has half a brain and can think critically knows how dangerous marijuana can be, and that the government would never make illegal something that wasn't dangerous. They're fully acquainted with what should be illegal and what shouldn't.

      Is it me, or is HTML like the PERFECT language of sarcasm?? :)

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    12. Re:Funny Statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite one like this was in school, we saw a poster that said "89% of students do not drink and drive" which was sourced from some survey or another.

      I looked at my friend beside me and asked if he thought they intended to say that you shouldn't drink and drive, or that you shouldn't walk home because there are at least 1000 drunk drivers in the University campus.

    13. Re:Funny Statistic by XPisthenewNT · · Score: 1

      HAHA, thanks but I'm not on that crusade, really!

      I'm going to sound arrogant, and I'm sorry for that, but perhaps a certain caliber of people (those which you choose to mainly befriend apparently) are predisposed to smoke Mary Jane. Maybe 10% of my friends smoke. Though if we average the two percentages, 45% of the populations smokes, so maybe you're on to something.

    14. Re:Funny Statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The obvious and glaring flaw in this logic is that Marijuana WAS legal even until the days of alcoholic prohibition, where it was wrapped up with heroin and other narcotics as being the scourge of humanity. Marijuana and hashish smoking has traditionally been as accepted worldwide as alcohol drinking, though not neccesarily as popular.
      And not neccesarily when ruled over by Christian authorities who saw smoking as a pagan ritual, and considered the imbibing of alcohol a holy sacrament.
      But none the less, you cant say its not legal today because of historically accepted social beliefs.

    15. Re:Funny Statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you say auto accidents, are you refering to a single police report or are you refering to each car in the accident?

      There was just a huge pileup on I-96 in Michigan yesterday (1/13/05). Is that a bunch of cars involved in one accident or is each car a single accident as a contributor to the overall event?

      In that 1/3 of all accidents involve marijuana use, is that assuming both parties were high, or only one party?

      I just need something tangible to allow me to keep living.....

    16. Re:Funny Statistic by XPisthenewNT · · Score: 1

      AH! I am wrong! I fail. But I knew it had something to do with those crazy quakers!

    17. Re:Funny Statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The commercial said

      In a road side 1/3 of wreckless drivers tested positive...

      What test was this? What tests where thrown out. And does this prove that wreckless drivers smoke or that smokers wreckless drive?

    18. Re:Funny Statistic by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      Mary Jane, probably only because it was never legal, never enjoyed the same social acceptance and is of course seen as immoral.

      Party's at this guys house! He's got the good shit!

      Try this for starters (hint: it was made illegal in the U.S. in 1937). Then, you can move on to this for some more history on the therapeutic uses of cannabis that were taking place centuries before the U.S. government made it illegal (or for that matter, centuries before the U.S. government *existed*)...

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    19. Re:Funny Statistic by damiangerous · · Score: 0
      If that statistic is even true, that's pretty damning. Considering only 14% of people have even used marijuana in the last year, never mind use it regularly (and this is according to NORML, a legalization advocacy group) then drivers who are high account for over twice as many accidents as those who aren't.

      Not that I care what people do at home, but using that statistic to say drivers who are high are somehow safer is bizarre. High drivers are at least as dangerous as those who have been drinking.

    20. Re:Funny Statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you would be wrong then.

      according to numerous studies (use google).

      marijauna does not have any cause in the accidents, same rate as sober drivers (UK study)

      and in the german study, the marijauna users were in LESS car accidents.

      so no drinkiing and smoking dont have the same distortions or negative affects on motor skills.

    21. Re:Funny Statistic by RpiMatty · · Score: 1

      I hope your being sarcastic with that "relatively safe" term.
      It is fun, but not safe by any means.

    22. Re:Funny Statistic by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      People used to drink also. They drank before prohibition, they drank during prohibition, and they drank after prohibition. The law didn't really change much, other than the fact that the same people went from being law abiding citizens, to criminals who supported the Kaiser (the same old Communist/Terrorist enemy tactic used forever) back to law abiding citizens.

      Umm, no. It was NOT illegal to drink liquor during Prohibition. It was illegal to buy, sell, and make it, of course. But it was legal to possess in your own home, so long as you didn't distribute it to the public.

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    23. Re:Funny Statistic by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Wasn't legal to posess either. It was exactly the same as marijuana laws are now. Not illegal to partake in, but illegal to have, buy or sell.

      So yes, it was legal to drink, but it's hard to drink something you can't posess.

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    24. Re:Funny Statistic by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Got any statistics to back that up? I'd really like to take a crack at them if you do, but as is what can one say to refute that?

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    25. Re:Funny Statistic by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Umm, no. From the Volstead Act (the enabling legislation for Prohibition):

      But it shall not be unlawful to possess liquors in one's private dwelling while the same is occupied and used by him as his dwelling only and such liquor need not be reported, provided such liquors are for use only for the personal consumption of the owner thereof and his family residing in such dwelling and of his bona fide guests when entertained by him therein;

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    26. Re:Funny Statistic by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      My appologies, good cite thank you. Learn something new every day.

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    27. Re:Funny Statistic by recursiv · · Score: 1

      It is not safe? Where'd you get that info? The handy war-on-drugs information packet? I submit that it is at least as safe as alcohol, which is a major part of our culture, and challenge you to provide any credible evidence to the contrary.

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    28. Re:Funny Statistic by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I remember a news report that talked about a train tragedy where the driver of the train crashed and killed a lot of people. The accident was blamed on MJ use. However, I noticed buried in the article that it was mentioned he had emptied two 6-packs of beer. What do you think was contributing most to his impaired judgement?

      MJ is not much of a factor in driving, but if it were in the car, you better believe that the officer will report that on the ticket. Drunk or sleepy drivers might be a bigger issue. I suspect that people who smoke the MJ, might be a little less law abiding, and that those people might tend to take more risks. The 1/3 usage of MJ statistic is a good example of how correlation does not equal causation. The fact that the price of tea in China goes up and down with the level of rainfall in the US doesn't mean that one causes the other to happen--it just means that the two events have similiar variances (is that the right word? been a few years since I took statistics).

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    29. Re:Funny Statistic by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      How exactly do they measure this? I've been in and seen several accidents, in addition to the 10 accidents my wife has caused. No one ever tested me for drugs (or my wife.) So, I'm not sure where this is coming from, but my guess is from someone's ass.

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    30. Re:Funny Statistic by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      MJ and Cocaine used to be legal in the US. A better example would be the speed limit. US interstates were designed for 70 mph vehicles and todays cars are even better. So more people feel comfortable driving faster. So a significant amount of people were not going 55. That might have been a good reason for the law change.

      Automakers and Standard Oil conspired to get rid of trolley cars in the US.

      I would argue that laws are a reflection of the status quo. If people can be convinced that something is morally wrong, they will work against their own interests, regardless of fact. I don't know the true risk of any drug, but I do know that perscription drugs kill more people than illegal ones. As I get older, I get more cynical about societies judgements.

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    31. Re:Funny Statistic by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      He's talking about Alcohol. Still BS though.

    32. Re:Funny Statistic by This+Is+Ridiculous · · Score: 1

      Really? I've never heard of anybody dying from one drink, unless it interacted really badly with something else they were taking (a perscription, for example).

      Yes, people can keep drinking alcohol until it poisons them. Yes, people can drink enough alcohol over time to destroy their livers. Yes, people make bad judgments and such when using alcohol that may lead to death. But that's not the same as drugs that are damaging each time you use them, are very easy to overdose on, or are often mixed incorrectly with fatal results.

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    33. Re:Funny Statistic by fungai · · Score: 1

      NOFX LYRICS

      "You Drink You Drive You Spill"

      I say don't drink and drive
      You might spill your drink
      Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
      You can take your chances
      But there's so much to lose
      Another bumpy road,
      There's so much wasted booze

      I'm not so worried
      About how many I kill
      I'm much more concerned
      With how much beer I spill
      35% of accidents
      Are cause by pixilated
      The other 65% are not
      Alcohol related
      What does this tell us
      About the drunk drivers
      They seem to have a
      Better record than
      the sober team

      I'm not so worried
      About how many I kill
      I'm much more concerned
      With how much beer I spill
      With how much beer I spill
      With how much beer I spill

    34. Re:Funny Statistic by RpiMatty · · Score: 1

      I think pot is much safer than booze.
      just from my personal experiences.
      i was talking about alcohol. its not really safe.
      it can be harmfull depending on how you (ab)use it.
      same thing with any other drug, legal or illegal.

  10. Great by Rolan · · Score: 1

    Hopefully this will bring more visibility to the issue. It's always bugged me the way the media, governments, etc. misrepresent numbers so often. Too bad it wasn't around in time for the elections; there couldn't be more abuse of numbers than there.

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    1. Re:Great by laupsavid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With normal peoples' allergy to thinking about anything, it doesn't matter much how much effort is put into trying to educate them.

      They still will not think critically enough to protect themselves from being fooled, on top of which they'll continue to believe whatever makes them comfortable at the moment.

      So it'll continue to be more effective for people with an agenda to distort facts and figures, or even simply lie.

    2. Re:Great by Ded+Bob · · Score: 1

      Too bad it wasn't around in time for the elections; there couldn't be more abuse of numbers than there.

      Fact Check did a good job of analyzing what the politicians said during the election.

    3. Re:Great by Rolan · · Score: 1

      That they definately did. I visited three at least twice a week towards the end.

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  11. I see what you did there by nijk · · Score: 1

    You are so funny "Shadow Wrought" ;-*

  12. So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...you are saying that the media is a bit "liberal" in reporting the news?

  13. Nice, narrow range there by SC_Sleeper · · Score: 1
    The first installment lets us know that somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people will be killed by Asian bird flu.
    Hmmm, somewhere between one and one billion (or more) eh? That's real scientification you got there. ;-)
  14. Science numbers? What about business numbers? by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'd have thought that the natural interests of those reading the WSJ would be in how business/finance people misrepresent with numbers, not business people.

    My favourite is "fastest growing." We're always hearing about something being the "fastest growing" but, unless I know whether this is in percentage terms or absolute numbers, I have to write it off as a useless statement.

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    1. Re:Science numbers? What about business numbers? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It's the old, if I sold 1 unit last year, and 10 units this year, I have achieved 1000% growth per annum!

      w00t! Bullshit like that raises a lot of VC. The WSJ knows not to rock the boat, since they source much of the bullshit.

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    2. Re:Science numbers? What about business numbers? by Mantorp · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but this post. Which is using 6 sentences. Compared to only 3 for yours.

      Is it twice as productive? Or half as efficient?

      I don't know.

    3. Re:Science numbers? What about business numbers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also find the confusion people have between "quick" and "fast" to be amusing.

    4. Re:Science numbers? What about business numbers? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      My favorite for this is when they talk about jobs, job losses and the national debt (Especially this since europe looks at it as a % of GDP and not the total amount).

      Sure the number is large, but lets look at it as a Percentage.

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    5. Re:Science numbers? What about business numbers? by Tarous+Zars · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if everyone does this because I don't follow everything, but as an Apple fan I follow Apple. Every time they release a new powermac they say "The fastest Mac Ever!!!!!"
      NO FREAKING DUH@! Your telling me that they have made their new computers faster than their old ones? This is amazing!
      Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the new computers are faster, but that line is getting old real fast.

  15. The Media by Daxx_61 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The 100 million figure was reported widely, including in the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal Online, CNN, Newsweek and the U.K.'s Observer; but without much caution about how arbitrary it is.

    ...Once again showing that the media aren't really that smart. Sources should be check for accuracy in any case, especially where these people are misinforming hundreds of thousands. Maybe this sort of story isn't an issue, but what if something more important to the readership were to be published erroniously?

    Even slashdot can make mistakes. But at least we subject our stories to critical opinion.

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    1. Re:The Media by Infamous+Tim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's the byproduct of news media for monetary gain, which is itself a product of capitalistic societies. The outlets want things that bring in views/readers/listeners, and inflammatory or sensational stories do it every time. Or, said another way, "if it bleeds, it leads." How unfortunate for the readers that we don't get the whole story.
      The funny thing is how much more reliable profit-seeking news outlets are than say state-run news outlets. Who here doesn't remember the side-by-side videos of the Iraqi minister claiming that there were no Americans in Iraq and US Marines toppling a statue of Sadaam at his own castle in Baghdad. Classic!

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    2. Re:The Media by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      ...Once again showing that the media aren't really that smart.

      No, not incompetent or dumb. Just looking for sales/headlines.

      FTA:
      "...big numbers get headlines while honest uncertainty usually doesn't."

    3. Re:The Media by (void*) · · Score: 1

      Slashdot ... critical opinion ... Hahahaha!

    4. Re:The Media by daniil · · Score: 1
      But at least we subject our stories to critical opinion.

      *laughter in the audience*

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    5. Re:The Media by mikera · · Score: 1

      "The funny thing is how much more reliable profit-seeking news outlets are than say state-run news outlets."

      Have you ever watched the BBC? Not bad for a state-run outfit.....

    6. Re:The Media by Daxx_61 · · Score: 1

      Or a soon-not-to-be-state-run. Most people reckon they'll lose their charter. Not that they were even state-run in the first place; they can collect license fees, but are just as critical of the state as many other TV and media outlets.

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  16. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny
    This thread provides and excellent opportunity to bash Bush, America, Corporations and Fox News!

    Yeah, those folks at the Wall Street Journal are nothing but a bunch of crazy liberals.

  17. I see plenty of cautions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The Numbers Guy says, "The 100 million figure was reported widely, including in the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal Online, CNN, Newsweek and the U.K.'s Observer; but without much caution about how arbitrary it is."

    So I looked and I couldn't find a single article supporting his claim that it was reported as fact.

    Maybe it's The Numbers Guy who abusing facts.

    1. Re:I see plenty of cautions by rhkaloge · · Score: 2, Informative

      er, click on your own link - the first article has the 100 million figure in it.

      Unless you want to debate the meaning of the word "fact".

      Skippy

    2. Re:I see plenty of cautions by Daxx_61 · · Score: 1

      It's like what I said... I've become a victim! Aggh!

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    3. Re:I see plenty of cautions by Otter · · Score: 1
      Unless he's completely blind, I'm pretty certain his point is that those articles cite the "100 million" figure as an estimate, not a fact.

      Although in fairness to the WSJ, the Numbers Guy said "without much caution about how arbitrary it is", not "as a fact".

    4. Re:I see plenty of cautions by ajay_walia · · Score: 1

      Check it again . . . . it has Plenty of Articals . . . .

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  18. It happens every day by DavidBrown · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have read (sorry, cannot cite source) that the claim that 100,000 civilians have been killed in Iraq is based on a statistical survey that says somewhere between 5,000 and 100,000 civilians had been killed.

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    1. Re:It happens every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have read (sorry, cannot cite source) that the claim that 100,000 civilians have been killed in Iraq is based on a statistical survey that says somewhere between 5,000 and 100,000 civilians had been killed.

      I believe I saw this on the Slate, somewhere

    2. Re:It happens every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's closer to two to three million.

    3. Re:It happens every day by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Iraq Body Count keeps a detailed record of all news reports regarding civilian deaths in Iraq and attempts to synthesize all of the information from several different sources.

      They currently have the total between 15,289 and 17,503.

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    4. Re:It happens every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The 100,000 deaths from the war in Iraq figure was published in the British medical journal, the Lancet.
      http://www.thelancet.com/search/search.is a
      (registration required)

      From the article:
      "We estimate that 98000 more deaths than expected (8000-194000) happened after the invasion outside of Falluja and far more if the outlier Falluja cluster is included. The major causes of death before the invasion were myocardial infarction, cerebrovascular accidents, and other chronic disorders whereas after the invasion violence was the primary cause of death. "

      "Interpretation: Making conservative assumptions, we think that about 100000 excess deaths, or more have happened since the 2003 invasion of Iraq. Violence accounted for most of the excess deaths and air strikes from coalition forces accounted for most violent deaths. "

    5. Re:It happens every day by D.+Book · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have read (sorry, cannot cite source) that the claim that 100,000 civilians have been killed in Iraq is based on a statistical survey that says somewhere between 5,000 and 100,000 civilians had been killed.

      The reaction to the Lancet study was quite interesting; not the back and forth about the validity of the study, but how it changed the way the other major figure, the Iraq Body Count, was viewed. All of a sudden, those who were previously playing down any figures given for civilian deaths, from pundits to politicians, were countering the Lancet study by quoting figures based on the Iraq Body Count.

      My suspicion is that this was an aspect of psychology at work that one well-known social psychologist, Robert Cialdini, refers to as the "contrast principle". The 100,000 figure that was being reported suddenly made the Iraq Body Count's figure seem low. So for those who wished to play down the number of civilian deaths, a figure of 15,000 or so, which would have previously been rejected by such people, was now accepted. Yet nothing fundamental had changed about the IBC's figure--their methodology was the same. The only change was the way it was perceived when contrasted the 100,000 figure.

    6. Re:It happens every day by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      "We estimate that 98000 more deaths than expected (8000-194000)"

      Taking the mean average ((8000+194000)/2=~100000) is not a good estimate when your numbers have such a large range.

      To be the most accurate, they should have just said "at least 8000, but the number may turn out to be much higher when better data is available."

    7. Re:It happens every day by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      Taking the mean average ((8000+194000)/2=~100000) is not a good estimate when your numbers have such a large range.

      Why not?
      To be the most accurate, they should have just said "at least 8000, but the number may turn out to be much higher when better data is available."

      No they shouldn't, that would be unreasonably biased. The true value is just as likely to be close to the maximum as the minimum.

      What they should have said was what they did say, that the range was 8,000-194,000 and that the mean was approximately 100,000.

    8. Re:It happens every day by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      "The true value is just as likely to be close to the maximum as the minimum."

      What makes you think that?

      They should have specified how accurate they consider the numbers to be, or given a standard deviation or something.

    9. Re:It happens every day by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      have read (sorry, cannot cite source) that the claim that 100,000 civilians have been killed in Iraq is based on a statistical survey that says somewhere between 5,000 and 100,000 civilians had been killed.

      http://www.iraqbodycount.net/ has a pretty thorough min and max based on cited sources if your interested in the real numbers.

    10. Re:It happens every day by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      I can see you haven't even read the paper you're criticising.

    11. Re:It happens every day by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Of course I didn't read it! If I read everything I criticizes, I wouldn't be able to criticize as many things.

      Care to quote which part contradicts my criticism?

  19. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if any of them had anything resembeling integrity, it'd make it a little tougher on the would-be critics wouldn't it?

    Remember, lying about a bj makes you unfit to be President and makes Kosovo "the next Vietnam," lying about who's planning to kill lots of Americans, and sending lots of Americans to their deaths to prevent what's not happening elevates you beyond any criticism.

    1. Re:Well... by wizarddc · · Score: 1

      Eddie Izzard:

      "Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people.
      We can't even deal with that!
      You know, we think if somebody kills someone, that's murder, you go to prison.
      You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that's what they do.
      20 people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever.
      And over that, we can't deal with it, you know?
      Someone's killed 100,000 people.
      We're almost going, 'Well done!'"

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  20. quote by sometwo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Mark Twain

    Of course 70% of statistics are indeed made up.

    1. Re:quote by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      Numbers don't lie. Interpretations do.

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    2. Re:quote by J-Piddy · · Score: 0

      Actually, the quote "there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics" is attributed to Benjamin Disraeli.

      Just to keep the record straight.

    3. Re:quote by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Another poster pointed out that it was Disraeli who said it, though it's forever attributed to Twain.

      Another I've seen wrongfully attributed to Twain (and my personal favorite) is this one:

      "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts' for support rather
      than illumination."
      -Andrew Lang (1844-1912)


      BTW, Here's Twains quote:

      Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
      - Autobiography of Mark Twain


      He said it, but he was attributing it to Disraeli.

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    4. Re:quote by Peyna · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course 70% of statistics are indeed made up.

      So are 70% of quotations.

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    5. Re:quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule number one of making up statistics;

      Never make up 'flat' statistics.

      68% is far more believable than 70%, it's just too convenient.

  21. argh! Statistical abuse! by fisheye1969 · · Score: 0

    "The first installment lets us know that somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people will be killed by Asian bird flu."

    Like the idea that female sprinters will be faster than male sprinters by 2025 (or some other year) by taking improvements over the last ten years and using that as a trend. Completely forgets that males have competed much more seriously than females (until recently), so improvements for women have had a much more marked affect.

    btw - think I'm being sexist? When was it that women were actually allowed to do the 100m/yards sprint?

    Of course, if the trend is followed to its conclusion, one day, female sprinters will run the 100m in 0seconds making them faster than light. And then, maybe less than 0 in which case they'll be travelling time.

    Argh! That kind of abuse of statistics really annoys me!!! Most people who use statistics professionally (scientists, researchers, um, statisticians) treat their numbers very carefully - conclusions are tentative (with a few exceptions), criticisms are rife (particular in education research), and clarity is all-important.

    btw - data is the plural. Datum is the singular ("...the data are...")

    oh yeah - who's going to be the first person to say "there's lies, damnable lies, and then there are statistics" (or similar). It's a matter of time...!

    Oh, and "87% of statistics are made up" too. Hmm.

    1. Re:argh! Statistical abuse! by parkrrrr · · Score: 4, Funny
      How about a different Mark Twain quote, from Life on the Mississippi:

      In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. That is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year. Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic, can see that in the Old Oolitic Silurian Period,' just a million years ago next November, the Lower Mississippi River was upwards of one million three hundred thousand miles long, and stuck out over the Gulf of Mexico like a fishing-rod. And by the same token any person can see that seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Lower Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long, and Cairo and New Orleans will have joined their streets together, and be plodding comfortably along under a single mayor and a mutual board of aldermen. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
  22. just in case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just How Deadly Is Bird Flu?
    It Depends on Whom You Ask
    January 13, 2005

    This is the first installment of The Numbers Guy, a new column on the way numbers and statistics are used - and abused - in the news, business and politics. I welcome your questions and comments, and will post and respond to your letters soon. Write to me at numbersguy@wsj.com.

    The World Health Organization has a big problem: It needs to alert the public to the dangers of a virus that has killed very few people, yet could, in some scenarios, devastate nations across the globe.

    So, the group's doctors and scientists have lately been forecasting truly alarming numbers from the so-called Asian bird flu -- up to 100 million deaths. One researcher has gone much further, suggesting the toll could be up to a billion people.

    But projecting death counts from such a bug isn't just an inexact science; it's more like educated guesswork. The truth is, scientists don't know the rates at which this hypothetical flu -- derived from a bird flu that so far in Asia doesn't spread well from human to human -- could infect and kill. They base guesses on prior flu pandemics, but there's no way to quantify how much better we're prepared in 2005, thanks to improved vaccine production and antiviral medication, than we were in 1968, when the last flu pandemic struck.

    Then again, the next pandemic could be worse than that relatively mild one, and even worse than the deadliest of the past century, in 1918, which killed at least 20 million people at a time when the world had a smaller population which traveled less.

    The most responsible answer, then, to the question of how many people the flu will kill is, "We don't know." But big numbers get headlines while honest uncertainty usually doesn't. And the WHO has been sharing big numbers, like two million to seven million people dead world-wide. At a press conference in Hong Kong two months ago, one official went further, saying this hypothetical pandemic could kill as many as 100 million people. The WHO always cautions that these aren't sure numbers, but the group shouldn't be surprised that the press often skips the complexity.

    The 100 million figure was reported widely, including in the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal Online, CNN, Newsweek and the U.K.'s Observer; but without much caution about how arbitrary it is.

    At issue is H5N1, a new strain of bird flu that so far has killed a few dozen people in Asia -- nearly three quarters of the number of people known to have been infected. Scientists fear the virus will spontaneously mutate or swap parts of its genetic code with another virus, and thereby become more transmissible. They hope that in doing so, it also will become less lethal. But there is no way to know. (Dutch researchers recently found that a different strain of bird flu had spread widely among humans in 2003, but killed few of those infected.)

    Henry Niman, who studies viruses and criticizes the WHO for being underprepared, says that in the true worst-case scenario, one billion people could die. That figure was reported in the New York Times. Dr. Niman's reasoning: The current mortality rate among those known to have been infected is nearly 75% and the WHO is estimating that one billion to two billion could be infected world-wide. But Dr. Niman, a medical researcher in Pittsburgh whose company, Recombinomics Inc. seeks to develop vaccines for viruses, adds, "There are a lot of variables. The concept that you can't really put a number on [the estimated death toll] at this time, is certainly valid."

    This all matters a great deal to companies deciding whether to develop a flu vaccine, to hospitals making worst-case plans, to scientists seeking research grants and even to public citizens who have never heard of bird flu. Steep death-toll projections are very powerful numbers that can drive action. If the numbers are accurate and shared responsibly, they are a force for public good. If they are misleading or hide uncertainty, they

  23. Similar by kodelab · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like Bush winning the 2004 election with 0-60,608,582 votes.

    1. Re:Similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Kerry losing because 100% of Democrats overestimated their strength in numbers.

  24. How To Lie With Statistics by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 2, Informative
    "How To Lie With Statistics" by Darrell Huff, although more than 50 years old, is still a great read. It's astonishing how few of its lessons have been learned even today.

    And I get a kick out of the illustrations by Irving Geis, even though (or maybe because) they are rather dated in style.

    1. Re:How To Lie With Statistics by narcc · · Score: 1

      Mod this guy up! The book is fantastic and, remarkably, still relevant today.

      A link to the book:
      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0393 310728/104-4184596-2819950?v=glance

  25. Hello PR Stunt! by torinth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This column is just an superficial attempt by the WSJ to combat the "news is junk" meme that's been building over the last few years. They're trying to make it look like: "hell, we've got people who write fricking columns about statistical manipulation!" so that you don't think the rest of their paper prints it.

    But odds are that in todays super-competitive least-necessary-change news market the WSJ has done nothing substantial to improve the accuracy of their paper and instead just inserted a column to improve the image.

    1. Re:Hello PR Stunt! by xmas2003 · · Score: 1
      I agree with the parent that a lot of "news is junk" ... but I personally feel the WSJ does a very good job in their writing and is quite accurate ... heads-n-shoulders above others.

      Disclaimer: I've been a 20+ year WSJ subscriber and had some recent dealings with them plus a bunch of other media and the difference was night-n-day.

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    2. Re:Hello PR Stunt! by SmokeHalo · · Score: 1

      I wonder what those odds are. Maybe we should ask the Numbers Guy...

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    3. Re:Hello PR Stunt! by Qrlx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll add my voice to the chorus here. WSJ is one of the "fairer" newspapers out there. I don't take this extreme a view, but a friend of mine feels that the WSJ and the Christian Science Monitor are the only American newspapers worth reading. Actually he said English-language papers worth reading, but I can't remember which foreign papers he included. Might have been the FT, not sure.

      Try reading the WSJ someday. Just the little "In The News" grayed-in section on the front page contains more information than you'll see on TV that day.

      I am a flaming liberal socialist and even I like the WSJ. They are honest. Kind of like The Economist used to be.

  26. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhh, another rethuglican just wee bit sensitive about how dear leader and his crony hack administration and syncophant media drones consistently lie to the American people about all sort of issues: re:Medicare, Social Security, WMD, troop strength for Iraqi war; taxes, the economy, jobs, etc., etc..

    Pathetic.

  27. Another thread where we can bash Clinton by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'd point out that it ALSO is an excellent opportunity to bash Clinton, the USSR (famous for really bad statistics). high brow scientists, and condom manufacturers.

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  28. That's OK... by benhocking · · Score: 1

    Zero is used to getting treated like he's nothing.

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  29. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by KrancHammer · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Conservative backlash aside, he does have a point in that I do not think there has been a single thread on Slashdot in 2 years where some bitter chucklehead hasn't interjected GWB somehow. Getting a little tired of it, I must say.

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  30. A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper by markh1967 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article reminded me of 'A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper' by John Allen Paulos. A great read for those interested in the mangling of science and numeracy by the media and politicians.

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    1. Re:A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper by js7a · · Score: 1

      Much of that book is very good, but many of the examples are so contrived that I felt like throwing the book across the room. I recommend "The Data Game: Statistics in the Social Sciences" for a much more thourough treatment.

  31. such as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iraq invading kuwait? US does not and will not control iraqi oil so your stupid argument is still invalid. yeah and bush won the election, just to remind you! thanx!

    1. Re:such as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US does not and will not control iraqi oil

      That's not from lack of trying.

  32. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by gnuorder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bush, America, Corporations and Fox News leave themselves open to bashing when they say things that totally contradict math and science. They are not the first to do this and they are not the only ones to do this but they are able to take it to the farthest and get away with it. They don't even attempt to explain their fuzzy science. They just belittle critics of their policies like they did the "armchair general, liberal pundits and anti-american's" leading up to the war in Iraq. Many people forget to notice those people were right and the Bush administration has been wrong at every step. I think it's time we listen to the intellectual elite instead of the intellectually and morally bankrupt.

    http://wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,62339,00.ht ml

  33. 100% by toocoolforschool · · Score: 1

    100% of all the replies to this article is worth reading.

    1. Re:100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ARE worth reading. /grammar nazi

    2. Re:100% by __int64 · · Score: 1

      Don't try to fool us with your percentages; statistics can be used to prove anything, 85% of all people know that...

  34. Actually five kinds of lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lies, damn lies, statistics, benchmarks and delivery dates.

  35. Not only that by paranode · · Score: 1

    100% are caused by humans. That's why I let my dog drive me everywhere.

    1. Re:Not only that by captnitro · · Score: 1

      That's insane, man. Your dog?!

      I let my cat Toonces do the driving.

      http://www.catass.com/toonces/

    2. Re:Not only that by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Toonces! The driving cat! The cat who could drive a car! He drives around...all over the town...Toonces, the driving cat!

      Classic, classic stuff.

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    3. Re:Not only that by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I feel sad that I immediately understood your reference to Toonces. I can still see that dumb stuffed doll steering the car on Saturday Night Live. Somehow, it was etched on my brain.

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  36. Negative death rate (Re:So...) by ClayJar · · Score: 1

    But perhaps, statistically speaking, a negative number of people *could* die. How? Statistically speaking, a birth would be the inverse of a death, eh?

    What if one or more people get sick with a particular pathogen and end up having to go to the hospital. In the end, the doctors save the day, and all the ill folks leave feeling much better, thank you. Now, suppose a few of the formerly hospitalized fellows (or females) fell in love and made little ones with special someones (to be sterotypical, nurses) they met while incapacitated...

    TADA! A statistcally negative number of deaths attributable to the pathogen. (Admittedly, this counts indirect results of the infections, but hey, the statistics often do.)

  37. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
    on Slashdot in 2 years where some bitter chucklehead hasn't interjected GWB somehow.

    Agreed, but this guy is now just inviting even more of that tripe.

  38. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    Walt Mossberg (their tech columnist) was advocating the use of Firefox (and OS X) in his column well before the ad in the New York Times. Just saying.

  39. A joke from the past by Maimun · · Score: 4, Funny

    During communism (Bulgaria), we had this joke. An American and a Soviet athlete competed in an official event of importance. The American won. Next day, the newspapers wrote: "The Soviet athlete took the second place, while the American only got the penultimate one". :)

    1. Re:A joke from the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Penultimate means second to last, not first.

    2. Re:A joke from the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is second to last in 2-man competition?

    3. Re:A joke from the past by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      > "The Soviet athlete took the second place, while
      > the American only got the penultimate one"

      That must have lost something in the translation from Bulgarian (or Russian?)

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    4. Re:A joke from the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there were two of them racing. the soviet came in second place, and the american came in next to last.

      [rim shot]

    5. Re:A joke from the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but the joke went like this:

      An American and a Russian ran a race. The American won, the Russian finished second.

      Next day, Pravda published: American and Russian in Race. Russian finishes second, American finishes second to last.

    6. Re:A joke from the past by netjeff · · Score: 1

      A slightly better translation may be more like:

      An American and a Russian raced against each other. The American finished first.

      Next day, Pravda published: American and Russian in Race. Russian finishes second, American finishes next to last.

    7. Re:A joke from the past by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      No...

      There are only two places. The soviet athlete got the second = last = ultimate place, while the american got the first = second to last = penultimate place.

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  40. Stop Modding Parent as INFORMATIVE by se2schul · · Score: 1

    I intended the above post as a joke, not as information. Really, now I think the fact that my blatant (and somewhat lame) joke got modded as informative is funnier than the joke itself.

    1. Re:Stop Modding Parent as INFORMATIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! No! Don't increase my karma points, please!

      And don't throw me in the Briar Patch, Brer Bear!

  41. A BBC Radio series worth listening to.. by Angostura · · Score: 4, Informative

    The BBC has an excellent radio series called More Or Less" that unpicks the numbers and statistics that are bandied about in the news. It is authoritative, interesting and a remarkably good listen (available on demand using Real Audio)

  42. Not Twain by orion024 · · Score: 1

    In fact, the original author of that quote is Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881). Just google the quote. It is also documented in Bartletts book of quotes.

    http://www.bartleby.com/66/99/16799.html

  43. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

    I was not trashing the WSJ. It's a fine newspaper.

  44. Dan Rather says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, everything I made up was true, I promise!

  45. Statistics... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

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    1. Re:Statistics... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1

      This quote has now accounted for 13.7% of the posts responding to this article.

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  46. Wrong Already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure more then 0 people have already died of bird flu. 2 recently in the news + what ever number died last year from it.

  47. That should be obvious: Bush = God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - 3 large hurricanes in Florida during 2004 makes for more wetlands.

    - The phrasing within the quote implies that Bush had an active part in generating the new wetlands.

    - Hurricanes are acts of God.

    - Bush = God
    QED

    //not dicussing the lack of units in quote.

  48. "Speed Kills" promo in British Columbia... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of an anti-speeding promotion run by the Government of British Columbia a few years ago. They distributed flyers at malls and meetings that contained, among other things, a pie chart with the various causes of accidents broken down by percentage and accordingly sized pie wedge with a large bolded heading, "Speed Kills" or somesuch. The "speeding" wedge was colored red and greatly blown up for dramatic effect, while such other causes as "following too closely" and "unsafe lane changes" remained normal sized even though their percentages were GREATER than the "speeding" category.

    I pointed this out to the police constable attending the display and he came back with the excuse that, "Speed exacerbates these driving behaviors", which I have to concede is true but it's impossible and simplistic to say that speeding was the cause of the accident, otherwise why would these other categories exist?

    There is a great book by A. K. Dewdney called, "200% of Nothing", that talks about chart abuse and other statistical ills. I found it quite an interesting read as it turned a few of the rusty mathematical gears and made me think. You can find it at Amazon or any good library.

    1. Re:"Speed Kills" promo in British Columbia... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Look at the pie charts on the cover of USA today. They routinely do the same thing. They also do not always have a total close to 100% (one time it was 48%).

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  49. rule #1... by bani · · Score: 2

    "up to" includes zero.

    1. Re:rule #1... by jdray · · Score: 1
      Much like those "home equity line of credit" mailers that come to my house, looking like a check payable to me, saying "You are automatically qualified for up to $$56,234.89 OR MORE!! " I hate those things, but more than that I hate the idea that the scheme works well enough that they keep doing it.

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      Updated 6/28/2011
    2. Re:rule #1... by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
      The thing that scares the shit out of me is when I realize that half of all people are of below average intelligence.

      Actually, while by definition half of all people are below median intelligence, it is not true in general that half are below average intelligence.

  50. You know what's sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're just piling on *your* joke, and you didn't get it. Our species is doomed. And the more people I meet, the more ambivalent I become about that fact.

  51. WSJ is very informative by tallbill · · Score: 1

    If you read the WSJ you will find out about things that you won't find elsewhere.

    Even if you aren't a business man don't discount what they print.

    For example the shell game that venture firms play with healthcare companies can be intuited from reading their finance pages. Try to find a decent article on the subject. Basically there is enough money being spent on healthcare, but a large part is bled off to shell companies. I was able to conclude this by reading the WSJ.

  52. finally a grammer nazi who admits it! by tallbill · · Score: 1

    Much cooler than just being a know-it-all.

    1. Re:finally a grammer nazi who admits it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's grammar nazi, you insensitive clod!

      Signed,
      Spelling Nazi

  53. But a billion COULD die ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    First rule of government: inconclusive data means no action.

    The article is about H5N1, better known as "bird flu." Some important things to know about avian influenza: in the small number of cases we've seen of it, it has a 75% or higher mortality rate (as opposed to 2.5% for the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918); it is remarkably difficult to create vaccines for it, because it kills the eggs used to create traditional influenza vaccines; the variants we see are amantadine/rimantadine resistant, limiting antiviral treatment options and suggesting significant exchange of genetic material with human influenza viruses; it is pantropic (capable of infecting tissue across the body) in some animals, and both pneumotropic (as all influenza are) and neurotropic in others; and H5N1 is epidemic in Asia amongst many different waterfowl.

    So, what we know is that if an H5N1 variant emerges that is human-infectuous and easily transmissible, the chances are very, very high that the resultant pandemic would burn through populations like a wildfire. Furthermore, the chances of this happening are greater than either the appearance of or the damages from various high-profile, high-budget "homeland security" scenarios, such as smallpox (unlikely to occur) or a dirty bomb (more panic than damage).

    So, what are the right risk factors? That's hard to say, since it depends on the right mutations being hit. But what we do know is that H5N1 represents at least as dangerous a threat as al-Qaeda.

  54. Straight dope by Paul+Townend · · Score: 2, Informative

    This reminds me of a straight dope question/response:

    For years those sugarless gum commercials have said, "Sugarless gum is recommended by four out of five dentists for their patients who chew gum." What does the fifth dentist recommend? Gum with sugar? --Elizabeth E., Towson, Maryland

    Cecil replies:
    Oh, sure, Elizabeth, why not? It's like tire dealers scattering tacks on the road. Fact is, the fifth dentist usually recommended no gum at all. Not the kind of advice a chewing-gum company wants to play up real big. The Warner-Lambert Company, makers of Trident sugarless gum, commissioned a market research firm to survey dentists in July 1976. The research people came up with a list of 1,200 dentists who were supposed to represent a cross-section of their profession. The dentists were asked what they recommended to their gum-chewing patients--sugared gum, sugarless gum, or no gum at all. Sugarless gum won with 85 percent. Nobody seems to remember exactly how many votes sugared gum got, but I figure there had to be at least one. Cast by the same guy that in a real election always votes for Donald Duck.

    1. Re:Straight dope by mutterc · · Score: 1
      Trident, now, has TV commercials purporting to explain the fifth dentist's actions. For example, Dentist #4 smacks a fly with his clipboard, the fly is on Dentist #5's head, so Dentist #5 is kocked out, and his head falls on the "No" button.

      As much as I hate the pervasiveness of advertising, it feels good to see entertaining ads.

  55. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
    Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
    Kent: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
    Homer: [amused] Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
    Kent: [pause] Well, touche'.

    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ahem - Homer actually said:

      Forfty percent of all people know that.

  56. I read the article and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all I got out of it was MORE THAN 1 BILLION PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE!! Can we all get over this statitiscs thing here and focus on the real problem? How are we going to kill all those sick asian birds?!?

  57. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
    This thread provides and excellent opportunity to bash Bush, America, Corporations and Fox News!

    ...who are obviously all above criticism by any true American, regardless of what they say or do!

  58. Re:As I was being arrested for marijuana possesion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could be wrong prozac might not technically be illegal to self medicate with. Usually though any prescription drug is illegal to 'self medicate' with, it is why they are prescribed and not sold over the counter. Even if you live in a state with legalized medical marijuana self medicating with it is still illegal.

  59. Useless information by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
    The first installment lets us know that somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people will be killed by Asian bird flu.
    Somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people will die of heart attacks while reading this article.
  60. Re:As I was being arrested for marijuana possesion by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Where I live (Pennsylvania, USA), it is illegal to drive under the influence of proscribed medications too. If you drive while impaired by prozac, you can get arrested, fined, and jailed.

    LK

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  61. Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by jwd-oh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The often quoted statistic:
    In the US, 1/2 of all marriages end in divorce.

    The correct statistic:
    In the US, the annual divorce rate is 1/2 the annual wedding rate.

    These are extremely different.

    1. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by Vague+but+True · · Score: 1

      And the number one cause for Divorce is Marriage.

      --

      I'm not a doctor, but I play one in bed.

    2. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by Feynman · · Score: 1

      The correct statistic:
      In the US, the annual divorce rate is 1/2 the annual wedding rate.

      Very interesting. I don't suppose you have a source for this?

    3. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by greatmazinger · · Score: 1

      It may just be lack of caffeine but bear with me here....

      Statement A: In the US, 1/2 of all marriages end in divorce.

      Statement B: In the US, the annual divorce rate is 1/2 the annual wedding rate.

      They may be different but in the long run, doesn't statement B eventually approximate statement A? Especially if the wedding rate is assumed to be increasing.

    4. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by mutterc · · Score: 1

      One hundred percent of all marriages end in death or divorce.

    5. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      One hundred percent of all marriages end in death or divorce.

      Have you not heard of the concept of annulment?

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    6. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Your assumption seems somewhat dangerous.

    7. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a nice thing to think, but unfortunately you're completely wrong.

      The particular paper that raised this issue (Vital and Health Statistics; No.323. Hyattsville MD: National Center for Health Statistics: 2001) concluded that "43 percent of first marriages end in separation or divorce within 15 years".

    8. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      I'd also like to see a source for this. Anybody found one?

      --
      A strain of paranoid prevention can be worse than the disease, whate'er the intention.
    9. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by jwd-oh · · Score: 1

      Well actually here is an example from 1997:

      The numbers, according to the National Center for Heath Statistics and the U.S. Census Bureau, speak for themselves:

      Divorces in 1997 - 1,163,000
      Marriages in 1997 - 2,384,000

      However, the total number of married people in the USA at the time was 110,600,000.

    10. Re:Here's a classic: about marriages and divorce by mutterc · · Score: 1

      Annulment means the marriage never happened, so it's not really an 'end' to the marriage.

  62. somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
    somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more)

    Doesn't that pretty much cover most things?

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  63. Insightful? Hardly by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
    But odds are that in todays super-competitive least-necessary-change news market the WSJ has done nothing substantial to improve the accuracy of their paper and instead just inserted a column to improve the image.

    I think the WSJ is valuable precisely because it doesn't succumb to the sensationalizing impulse that seems to infect so many media outlets today. Many of its stories are informative, balanced and nuanced. For example, see the series of stories on rising health care costs and who gets hurt by them or their series on the working poor.

    If you think the WSJ is inaccurate, please cite specific examples instead of making generalized accusations. I'd love to see your evidence.

  64. Bad statistics jokes by fbform · · Score: 4, Funny


    A statistician discovered that the probability of a bomb being on board a given aircraft was alarmingly high. But he realized that the probability of two bombs being on board the same aircraft was reassuringly low.

    So these days, whenever he flies, he carries a bomb with him.

    ---- ____ ----

    A university surveyed its graduate students, and found that the male students averaged 1.8 children each, while he female students averaged 1.4 children each. Therefore men have more kids than women.

    --
    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    1. Re:Bad statistics jokes by sorbits · · Score: 1
      A statistician discovered that the probability of a bomb being on board a given aircraft was alarmingly high

      A bit pedantic, but when I read this part I first thought the joke was about military plains being part of the data.

      I did LOL when I read the last bit of the joke! :)

    2. Re:Bad statistics jokes by mstefanus · · Score: 1

      Research shows that 20 percent of traffic accidents are caused by drunk driving.

      So... If we remove all the sober drivers from the road, then it will be 80% safer.

    3. Re:Bad statistics jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bit pedantic, but when I read "military plains" I thought you might be talking about underground ICBM silos. Then I thought, I wonder what the probabilities are of a bomb being beneath a plain, if silos and land mines were part of the data?

  65. Does this mean the exit polls could be wrong? by jayayeem · · Score: 1

    I must inform President Kerry!

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  66. Ob. Quotation by Gryffin · · Score: 1
    "He uses statistics like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, rather than illumination."

    ;{)

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    1. Re:Ob. Quotation by greatmazinger · · Score: 1

      Casinos use statistics and probability for support and they seem to be doing rather well.

    2. Re:Ob. Quotation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but they also use them for illumination: statistics showed them that running a casino would be a good way to make money.

  67. Re:I hope by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But of course! Iraq owns the oil! US only rebuilds several $bln worth of destroyed country's infrastructure (which they have destroyed themselves), and they will have the operation of rebuilding the country paid in oil.
    A perfectly legal transaction. Like a doctor breaks your leg and then charges you for putting it back together...

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  68. Re: Gramar Usage of Data by Obsidian+Dagger · · Score: 1

    True curiosity requires me to ask what gramar rules define data as plural? I have to agree with http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=data where it list usage as singular as a set. Much like the herd is grazing rather than the herd are grazing because it is a single set of animals. This is a singular term describing a plural item.

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    "It is not my intent to offend, but if offense is taken, the fault lies with the audience." attributed to Patrick Henry
  69. Red Dwarf Quote by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    From Red Dwarf: Rimmer describes Nazi Germany as "the runners up" of two World Wars.

    1. Re:Red Dwarf Quote by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that Nazi Germany participated in the first World War.

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    2. Re:Red Dwarf Quote by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      You're right of course. The quote actually says "The Germans," not the Nazis.

  70. Ah statistics and misquotes by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    I remember reading a book about statistics. The author talks about how he had a student come in and give a paper and one of the statistics mentioned was (something along this meaning ) "The number of children that die from guns has doubled every year since 1970". This was given in the late 90's or around 2000. Now, assuming that ONE (1) Child had died in 1970 due to a gun, that would mean that 1,000,000 would have died in 1990. And that by the time this book was published, over 1,000,000,000 each year.

    The Original Original Original source of this was misquoted at some point on this and the misquote had been repeated while the correct version had not. I forget what the original quote was.

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  71. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    OMGWTFBBQ! Rethuglican, that's brilliant! You are so intelligent and witty.

    Will you marry me?

  72. How many people? by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

    between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people

    Erm, is this not a hard way of saying "some people"? 0 - 1bn would be a pretty wide estimate to say the least, but adding a "or more" after the billion is non-sensical.

    1. Re:How many people? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >> between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people

      >Erm, is this not a hard way of saying "some people"?

      No, actually, it's a hard way of saying, "nobody, maybe one or more, or everyone."

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  73. 43% of all statistics are made up by billstewart · · Score: 1

    And most of the rest get misinterpreted - sometimes deliberately, sometimes just ignorantly.

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  74. Re:I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > and they will have the operation of rebuilding the country paid in oil.

    I think Bush would have gotten more votes if that were true.

    No, seriously.

  75. even worse... by siskbc · · Score: 2, Informative
    1/3 of all auto accidents involve people who test positive for marijuana use.

    I recall that statistic, and it's not quite right (though your joke was appreciated nonetheless). That stat, I believe, was that 1/3 of people tested for drugs after a traffic accident tested positive for MJ. That's a bit different.

    So, really, what that was testing was the ability of cops to tell what drivers were stoned. And, in this case, there were 2x as many false positives as actual positives.

    That stat, brought to us by anti-drug people, was totally misleading, and pretty damn funny I think.

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    1. Re:even worse... by dubious9 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for pointing that out, I always though it stupid as well. You might as well say, "Even though a majority of people who use drugs and drive use mary jane, they cause only 30% of accidents."

      Same numbers. I made up the majority part though ;)

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  76. Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics ... by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    The scientific method has been supplanted by
    the statistical method. I really don't know
    exactly when this happened, but I know it did
    because I can see the results all around me.

    A) accounting
    This used to be all about hard, crunchy
    numbers -- numbers that you could chip
    a tooth on. Now it's like gummy bears --
    sweet & gooey & sticks to your teeth &
    filled with artificial flavor that leaves
    a sickly after-taste.

    B) government
    The government used to rely upon staid,
    solid numbers -- numbers that could put
    a non-beauracrat to sleep. Now everything
    from "inflation" & "unemployment" to
    "crime" & "immigration" all go through a
    "feel good" politically correct filter.
    Don't like some numbers that might hurt
    politically? That's okay, just file a
    memo that the definition of that statistic
    has been modified, and crank out a "better"
    number.

    C) marketing
    Good grief! You didn't really expect any
    self-respecting Madison Avenue type to
    ever issue numbers without a couple of
    coats of "spin shellac" on it, did you?

    One of the problems with modern society is that
    the definition of "truth" has been changed.
    There is always some alternate reality where
    the PC numbers that have been spewed out must
    be real. It effects everything from new drugs
    the pharmacutical companies tout, the quarterly
    reports that corporations and their accountants
    quote, to the ststs the government releases to
    raise or lower the status of a public issue.

    In a not-so-delicate word: KAKA!

  77. 1st rule of propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well then, we reference the 1st rule of propaganda: It's always your enemies fault.

    The government would rather pay more attention to al-Qaeda than any other (possibly equally threatening) threat. So if someone were to say that al-Qaeda is trying to use some H5N1 virus (speaking of false statistics) they might just get the government onto it.

    Then again, they would probably do something stupid like ban access to infected waterfowl.

    Bah reading slashdot makes one too cynical.

  78. Non-sequitur by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

    Legality is not morality.

    He didn't say it was. There are reasons for obeying the law that are far better than the mere assumption that they codify morality (though, in fact, they sometimes do). The most important reason, in societies like ours, is that there is a social compact that is binding on those that live in a democracy/republic. That compact requires us to submit to the will of the majority (of the people or of its representatives). Of course, there are exceptions to this rule, such as when the majority would require you to do something evil, but that isn't applicable to the case at hand.

    In other words, if you don't like the rules, leave.

    1. Re:Non-sequitur by miu · · Score: 1
      there is a social compact that is binding on those that live in a democracy/republic
      ...
      In other words, if you don't like the rules, leave.

      You forgot the demos in your discusion of democracy, if you don't like the rules, change them. Ignoring or refusing to enforce laws is a time honored method of eroding unfair, unpopular, or just plain stupid laws to uselessness or getting them repealed.

      There is also the fact that for a democracy/republic to work in anything other than a primitive homogenous society, a simple "majority rules" is unworkable and will lead to massive social unrest.

      Laws are very important, but they are not sacred - they are an approximation of the public good and the public will and subject to change and review.

      --

      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
    2. Re:Non-sequitur by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "The most important reason, in societies like ours, is that there is a social compact that is binding on those that live in a democracy/republic"

      WTF?

      You must not have paid attention to that whole civil rights thing.

      If my democracy/republic doesn't respect my inalienable rights (which include pretty much everything that does not have a direct deleterious effect on other humans), that society shouldn't be surprised if I take a rather dim view of it.

      If I don't like the rules, leave to where, exactly? Mars? Let's go. Since that's not feasible, what's your other suggestion?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    3. Re:Non-sequitur by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point of my post. The grandparent was suggesting that people shouldn't smoke marijuana because it's illegal. The parent responded by saying that just because it's illegal, it isn't necessarily immoral. And my response was that the morality of the thing being legislated isn't the only reason, or even the best reason, to obey laws. Rather, a better reason for obeying laws, and in my opinion the best reason, is that they are created by a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. Note that I was asserting a reason *FOR* obeying laws. I never suggested that there were no legitimate reasons for DISobeying laws (e.g. Rosa Parks).

    4. Re:Non-sequitur by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      Rather, a better reason for obeying laws, and in my opinion the best reason, is that they are created by a government of the people, by the people, and for the people.

      This isn't always the case. There have been a few issues, such as laws allowing doctor assisted suicide and medical marijuana that were voted for by the majority of the people, and the federal government basically shot them down and they that they can't do that. Even though the original plan was to have individual states be allowed to pass their own laws, the federal government is slowly taking those powers away. This isn't exactly a revelation, it's just human nature. Those with more power tend to take power away from those with less power, even if they're supposed to be on the same team.

    5. Re:Non-sequitur by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the demos in your discusion of democracy, if you don't like the rules, change them.

      Point taken. My one line summary in the second paragraph was a little over-simplified. My main point was in the first paragraph.

    6. Re:Non-sequitur by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

      Bad example, for two reasons:

      1) It's possible to be compliant with both sets of laws you mention. Since the laws are not mutually exclusive (you just *think* they are), compliance with both is what is required of a US citizen. One can be compliant with both the federal law (which permits assisted suicide) and the state law (which allows it), by simply not engaging in it.

      2) That existing federal law is also the result of a representative legislative process, but from a body representing a larger poulation. A majority of a smaller population is trumped by the majority of the larger population. Or do you believe. Or do you believe that a majority of the people who live on your street can decide whether or not they need to pay taxes?

    7. Re:Non-sequitur by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      One can be compliant with both the federal law (which permits assisted suicide) and the state law (which allows it), by simply not engaging in it.

      That's really getting semantical about it. Technically, by logical definition, yes, you can technically choose be compliant with both. But realistically no, you didn't have a choice to begin with. A "choice" is only a choice if you can choose from more than one option. If one law says you have a choice in the matter and the other law says you have no choice, then you have no choice because there are no alternatives to choose from. That's like Henry Ford saying "You can buy a car in whatever color you want, as long as it's black". "Mandatory volunteering" comes to mind.

      Or do you believe that a majority of the people who live on your street can decide whether or not they need to pay taxes?

      The constitution doesn't allow individual streets to make their own laws. But it does allow individual states to make their own laws. The entire idea behind the US government was that the federal goverment loosely controls the indivual states, but those states govern themselves. The idea was to have no centralized micromanagement:

      [t]he powers delegated by the proposed Constitution to the federal government are few and defined. Those which are to remain in the State governments are numerous and indefinite - James Madison

      The states made the laws, but Congress of the federal government had the power to override the states on the few important issues that they decided to take.

      Over the years, though, the government has bastardized those ideas and grabbed the power away from the states. Now the trend seems to be the federal government managing the people directly, and the amount of power of the individual states compared to the federal government is decreasing.

      It's sort of like if you were a manager and were responsible for managing your employees, and you had a manager that oversaw you. Then your manager began to manage your employees directly, and used his power to override you when you objected, slowly cutting you out of the loop.

  79. Re: Gramar Usage of Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Latin, and in traditional English usage, data is the plural of datum. In practice it is often used as a singular; most dictionaries now mention this use as well.

  80. Dishonest Media. by Aaron+England · · Score: 1
    It has always surprised me how easily people accepted the media's statistics, which the media loves to spit out at every opportunity. It lends "credibility" to their stories.

    Oh well. At least we have the government looking out for us.

  81. 300,000 deaths misrepresented by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    A common statistic you frequently see thrown around in the popular press is that 300,000 preventable deaths in the US per year are caused by obesity.

    You even see this statistic being used in supposedly serious scientific and medical journals. So what's the problem?

    The original study from whence this figure come from actually says the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimating that poor diet and lack of physical activity contribute to up to 300,000 preventable deaths per year

    Note is says "contribute" - not "cause".

    Note it says "poor diet" not being "obese".

    Note how "lack of phyisical activity" frequently gets ignored entirely.

    By the way, the revised version of the study now says up to 400,000 deaths, comparable to smoking related deaths at 430,000, so expect to see inflated misrepresentation at a media outlet new you some time soon.

    I had planned on linking to some references, but unfortunatley all the sites that debunk these figures are blocked from work, where sites that use the 'caused' version are freely accissible. Go figure. Here's a reference on who frequently the figure is bandied around, and here's one on the recently revised figures.

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  82. Re:I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like the doctor amputates your cancerous leg and sews up the nub and you get the bill!

  83. Value of investment by notcreative · · Score: 1

    But while the life of a 90 yr old has little productive time remaining in it, the life of a child has had little resources invested in it. It seems like the best payback on care would be in helping people young enough to have a long work life ahead of them (20-30) but old enough to have been trained to do a productive job (>15). The caveat is that people are worth more than their economic output, but this is just looking at the math.

  84. males with more children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the second example you gave, which I believe is meant as a humorous illustration of the folly one can commit by a shortsighted use of statistics (as is the first), is entirely possible.

    Let's say you have a man, Joe. Joe has 2 children with Mary, and 2 children with Jane. Mary and Jane have no other children. Therefore, in this set, men have 4 children while women average 2 children (half as many).

    (note: I am not factoring Joe/Mary/Janes' children as having 0 children each - that is insignificant in this model)

  85. Re:I hope by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    More like a mugger beats you up and then robs you.

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  86. Re:As I was being arrested for marijuana possesion by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1

    Good thing I've always been too depressed to get a driver's license... *smirk*

  87. Re:Alright! Another thread where we can bash Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm looking back at the last four years, and then forward into the next four, and you're the one who's tired of it ?

  88. SARS by KMSelf · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why was SARS so significant?

    • Novel disease with (initially) unknown etiology.
    • Novel disease agent (SARS virus) of unknown origin.
    • Extremely high mortality rate (as noted by other responses). The ultimate mortality rate appears to be around 9%, though localized rates in excess of 20% exist, possibly due to variance in the infectious agent (more below). Moreover, as I was following stats at the time, the mortality rate was grossly underreported for several weeks as the epidemic unfolded. I wrote several nastygrams myself to The Economist which was quoting a much lower (3-8% IIRC) mortality. Mortality varied greatly with age, from Wikepedia: "below 1% for people aged 24 or younger, 6% for those 25 to 44, 15% in those 45 to 64 and more than 50% for those over 65." The article has a wealth of information.
    • Extremely high transmission rate. SARS was passed between victims based on very casual contact, including apparently nothing more than sharing a confined room for a brief period of time.
    • Poor response to therapy. Once ill, a victim's prognosis was largely independent of treatment. Viruses are difficult to treat in any event, and the few nominally useful antiviral treatments which do exist were largely ineffectual.
    • Rapid mutation and/or wide variance among viral strains. Based on my after-the-fact recollection of SARS mortality rates. China had among the highest mortality, rates were far lower elsewhere. This may have been due to differences in treatment or more strains of the virus present in China (where SARS originated) than elsewhere.
    • Suppression of initial information. China's government and health authorities initially responded to the SARS outbreak by supressing information. This confounded responses be making unavailable useful information and generating rumors and speculation.
    • High morbidity and mortality among healthcare workers. Among the hardest hit communities were the doctors, nurses, and researchers initially responding to SARS. Among the victims were several of those who first identified, treated, and isolated the disease. In a broader outbreak, healthcare workers would likely have suffered significantly. A friend's wife, staff at one of the few US hospitals to encounter SARS (Belvue, NYC) was very concerned.

    So you've got a new, disease with unknown agent, few treatments, high mortality, and a large impact on healthcare infrastructure. Not a good sign.

    The extent to which cases and deaths due to SARS were minimized is not an indication that the disease was overblown, but that the response to it was highly effective. Remember that there was a massive quarantine effort made. Again from Wikipedia:

    Attempts were made to control further SARS infection through the use of quarantine. Over 1200 were under quarantine in Hong Kong, while in Singapore and Taiwan, 977 and 1147 were quarantined respectively. Canada also put thousands of people under quarantine. [ 12] In Singapore, schools were closed for 10 days and in Hong Kong they are closed until April 21 to contain the spread of SARS.

    SARS was a very close call, and a big wakeup alert.

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  89. Stat Joke by DaveS002 · · Score: 1

    Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but he/she has to do it ten times! ---a statistician

  90. Statistics, Schmatistics... by CustomDesigned · · Score: 2, Funny

    97% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    1. Re:Statistics, Schmatistics... by Altus · · Score: 1

      87% of people know that!

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    2. Re:Statistics, Schmatistics... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Pppht! People can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forfty percent of people know that!

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  91. Wrong. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    In other words, if you don't like the rules, leave.

    So I guess all the black people in the USA back in the 1950's should have just left. The (segregation) laws discriminated against them, most of the (white) public was against them, and there was really no reason for them to stay in a democracy where most people didn't want them around, right?

    Wrong. Just because the majority disagrees with you doesn't mean you're wrong. Sometimes they're just biased or being lead down the wrong path in life.

    I think they did the right thing and resisted, and eventually they got the rules changed in their favor. They sure wouldn't have accomplished that if they just sat there silently and took it.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

      Re-read my other reply in this subthread. I was making a general statement, and not suggesting that there are never exceptions. My only point from the start was that laws should, in general, be obeyed in this country, not because they codify morality, but that they are the result of a democratic process to which we all agree, implicitly, to be a party to.

  92. That was just a grandfather clause by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    You're right about that, but in reality it essentially banned all alcohol. That was mostly a grandfather clause for people who had a few bottles still in their possession when the law took effect.

    If you couldn't buy liquor or import it, how could you possess it in your own house and consume it throughout prohibition? It would have ran out fairly quickly.

    And if you did have a big enough stockpile in your house to last throughout prohibition, you'd probably get busted for intent to sell, because seriously, who keeps a 13 year supply of booze at their house?

    1. Re:That was just a grandfather clause by ldspartan · · Score: 1

      People who drink very little.

      A case of bourbon would probably get me through 13 years or so.

      Although, that assumes drinking habits don't change.

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  93. Re:Statistics... source cited... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark Twain

  94. OOps by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

    federal law (which permits assisted suicide)

    Sorry, I means "prohibits", not "permits".

  95. Talk about numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just read this

    In a certain part:
    "Google came out on top with 84 percent of those polled who said it's their primary search engine. 61 percent of those questioned said Yahoo! is their primary search engine (...) Microsoft's total was a low but respectable 38 percent. It's a nice turnaround for MSN as they are about to launch their new search engine to the general public."

    So, just for the 3 top search engines, the users who use them as primary search engines is about 183%. Nice!!!!

  96. Re:I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > More like a mugger beats you up and then robs you.

    Yeah, because we know that they all loved Saddam, and he never did anything bad.

    Anything else is capitalist lies!

  97. Re:I hope by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    ...and bombing all that oil refineries, factories, airports, sea ports and generally everything of financial value was of essence to winning the war.
    You can't make an omlete without breaking a few wagons of eggs?

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  98. Not Twain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The quote is from Benjamin Disraeli.

  99. Re:I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what happens if they go to a different doctor?

    "Hello, Europe? How would you like to help us rebuild? You get several billion barrels of cheap oil and the U.S. economy gets flushed down a toilet labelled 'George's foreign policy.'"