APPROVED FLAMES FOR USE BY NIGGERS
There are only 6 known nigger flames, and you will limit yourself to
any of these:-
1/ Muh dick.
2/ Us niggers only fail everywhere because of racism.
3/ You racists are a tiny minority.
4/ You racists are powerless losers.
5/ I'm going to kill you muthafucka.
These are the only flames allowed to niggers, and this selection also
describes every flame ever attempted by any nigger, anywhere. If you
think you have thought up the elusive "seventh nigger flame", you may
contact the AFN WebMassa and request its inclusion. Don't worry, he
isn't holding his breath.
Niggers are allowed some interpretative latitude in complying with the
above list. For example, "I beez fuckin white pussy, heh heheheh,
white wimminz loves a nigga" is an AFN-Approved variation on Flame
Number 1.
Posting in illiterate ebonics is encouraged. Michael Jackson noises
are permitted. For instance, Flame Number 1 with Michael Jackson
noises would read:-
hoo! hoo! Muh -- hee! hee! - Muh Dick! uh! uh! hoo! hee!
Nigger posts should ideally be no more than 2 to 3 lines in length.
CLAIMING TO OWN THE GROUP
After you have posted 2 or 3 times to the group, and been humiliated,
all niggers are required to state that they "ownz" or have "trashed"
the group. This is mandatory. All niggers are required to do this.
Claiming to own the group will make your white masters happy, and they
will smile upon you warmly. Niggers doing this are required to fail
to notice that, if they weren't here, none of us would be.
USE OF SOCKPUPPETS
Niggers may not hold a conversation with other niggers on AFN. If you
wish to do this, create multiple sockpuppet IDs and use them to
fabricate an extended conversation with yourself in which you applaud
your own posts.
If you are a socially unsuccessful nigger, you should stay in on a
Saturday night and construct a lovely pretend world full of imaginary
friends who think you're very cool and witty.
USE OF HUMOUR
Niggers are strictly banned from posting anything humorous, as niggers
have no sense of humour. If you have posted something you think is
funny, but nobody agrees with you, and if you want an "attaboy" from
other niggers, you should congratulate yourself on your own post via a
sockpuppet.
Niggers should at no time post hundreds of acute and perceptive jokes
about whites. Instead, niggers should wait until a human poster
provides such a list, and then laboriously change the word "nigger" to
"cracker" throughout the post before reposting it.
Niggers should at all times conclude their posts with "LOL", "ROTFL",
or simply "bwahahahaha" to indicate that they think they have said
something funny.
Some niggers think it funny to mailbomb the WebMassa by staying in on
a Saturday night and laboriously posting 200 emails to him. The
WebMassa thinks this is pretty funny too, given that there is such a
thing as a "Block Sender" command, so niggers should do this
frequently.
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED IN A THREAD
Niggers will deal with this by claiming that they have "won". Niggers
will also change the subject, leave the thread, or wilfully
misunderstand the humans who are humiliating them. Optionally, you may
alter or edit posts you are replying to, so as to enable you to retort
more effectively. Nigger SOP is to change the post so it says
something different.
UNLIKELY AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL CLAIMS
Niggers are obliged, on pain of a whipping, to invent "achievements"
in their allegedly wonderful nigger's life. We have a way here in AFN
of exposing nigger lies. We can tell when you're lying very easily -
simply put, if you're speaking, you're lying. This provides the humans
on AFN with a good belly laugh. You are therefore required to lie
about your life and achievements.
Approved lies include:-
- Having a math degree
- Not being a bus driver
- Owning your own home
- Having a job other than in a washroom or cafeteria
- Not being a racist yourself
- Being an erotic dancer (permissible because funny, though arguably a
"muh dick" post)
- Having ever read a book
- Being about to go to college
- Having ever paid for a meal without the use of food stamps
- Never having been to jail
- Not being a thief
- Never having raped anyone (female or homosexually)
- Claimed fluency in any foreign language (other than Ebonics)
REQUIRED ASSERTIONS FROM NIGGERS
All niggers will, on pain of a whipping:-
Claim that niggers are taking over the planet because of
miscegenation. You will post this claim as often as you wish, but in
any case at least once. You will disregard the opposite examples of
the Americas, the Middle East and Malaysia as evidence that this never
happens. You will conveniently forget that the inferior race is always
exterminated, or when there is no clearly inferior race (Malaysia),
they self-segregate.
Claim that the ancient Egyptians were niggers despite the fact that
Egypt is a Mediterranean country whose inhabitants arrived from
Mesopotamia. Optionally, niggers may also claim that King Arthur was a
nigger because Africa was in Roman Empire. You may also claim that
Bill Clinton is black because there are niggers in America (and you're
on stronger ground with this one, given his behaviour).
Claim that everything was invented by niggers, including the moon and
atomic fission. AFN rules require you to deny vigorously that niggers
only invented the spear and cannibalism. AFN rules also require
niggers to attempt the theft of as much history as possible in order
to refute the otherwise embarrassing matter of their never having
achieved anything.
Overlook the pivotal role of niggers in enforcing and profiting from
slavery.
At no time admit that medical science recognises the difference
between whites, Asians, and niggers, and prescribes testing of new
drugs on all three before they can be sold. Niggers will at all times
maintain that, because it is possible to cross a Rottweiler with a
Labrador, they are in all respects the same. Niggers will assume that
all breeds of dog are indistinguishable from one another and will
behave similarly at all times. Niggers may optionally argue that,
because all three have four legs, a head, and a tail, and are
approximately the same size, a wolf, cat, and sheep are the same
animal.
Well, then, why don't you be ethical/moral and go join the fucking Peace Corps? Why don't you feed the hungry? Why do you let people starve to death every day?
Slashdot Mirror
That reminds me of a joke.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Your mom is a slut.
I kill me.
I just thought of another one
So your mom is at the supermarket and the clerk says "wow, you sure are a filthy slut!" and your mom says "yeah, you're probably right"
i got a million of 'em
i thought of another one
q: how is your mom like a filthy slut?
a: your mom acutally is a filthy slut!
q: why does your mom suck the mailman's cock?
a: because she's a filthy slut!
you forgot to change the email address, buttnugget
APPROVED FLAMES FOR USE BY NIGGERS There are only 6 known nigger flames, and you will limit yourself to any of these:- 1/ Muh dick. 2/ Us niggers only fail everywhere because of racism. 3/ You racists are a tiny minority. 4/ You racists are powerless losers. 5/ I'm going to kill you muthafucka. These are the only flames allowed to niggers, and this selection also describes every flame ever attempted by any nigger, anywhere. If you think you have thought up the elusive "seventh nigger flame", you may contact the AFN WebMassa and request its inclusion. Don't worry, he isn't holding his breath. Niggers are allowed some interpretative latitude in complying with the above list. For example, "I beez fuckin white pussy, heh heheheh, white wimminz loves a nigga" is an AFN-Approved variation on Flame Number 1. Posting in illiterate ebonics is encouraged. Michael Jackson noises are permitted. For instance, Flame Number 1 with Michael Jackson noises would read:- hoo! hoo! Muh -- hee! hee! - Muh Dick! uh! uh! hoo! hee! Nigger posts should ideally be no more than 2 to 3 lines in length. CLAIMING TO OWN THE GROUP After you have posted 2 or 3 times to the group, and been humiliated, all niggers are required to state that they "ownz" or have "trashed" the group. This is mandatory. All niggers are required to do this. Claiming to own the group will make your white masters happy, and they will smile upon you warmly. Niggers doing this are required to fail to notice that, if they weren't here, none of us would be. USE OF SOCKPUPPETS Niggers may not hold a conversation with other niggers on AFN. If you wish to do this, create multiple sockpuppet IDs and use them to fabricate an extended conversation with yourself in which you applaud your own posts. If you are a socially unsuccessful nigger, you should stay in on a Saturday night and construct a lovely pretend world full of imaginary friends who think you're very cool and witty. USE OF HUMOUR Niggers are strictly banned from posting anything humorous, as niggers have no sense of humour. If you have posted something you think is funny, but nobody agrees with you, and if you want an "attaboy" from other niggers, you should congratulate yourself on your own post via a sockpuppet. Niggers should at no time post hundreds of acute and perceptive jokes about whites. Instead, niggers should wait until a human poster provides such a list, and then laboriously change the word "nigger" to "cracker" throughout the post before reposting it. Niggers should at all times conclude their posts with "LOL", "ROTFL", or simply "bwahahahaha" to indicate that they think they have said something funny. Some niggers think it funny to mailbomb the WebMassa by staying in on a Saturday night and laboriously posting 200 emails to him. The WebMassa thinks this is pretty funny too, given that there is such a thing as a "Block Sender" command, so niggers should do this frequently. WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED IN A THREAD Niggers will deal with this by claiming that they have "won". Niggers will also change the subject, leave the thread, or wilfully misunderstand the humans who are humiliating them. Optionally, you may alter or edit posts you are replying to, so as to enable you to retort more effectively. Nigger SOP is to change the post so it says something different. UNLIKELY AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL CLAIMS Niggers are obliged, on pain of a whipping, to invent "achievements" in their allegedly wonderful nigger's life. We have a way here in AFN of exposing nigger lies. We can tell when you're lying very easily - simply put, if you're speaking, you're lying. This provides the humans on AFN with a good belly laugh. You are therefore required to lie about your life and achievements. Approved lies include:- - Having a math degree - Not being a bus driver - Owning your own home - Having a job other than in a washroom or cafeteria - Not being a racist yourself - Being an erotic dancer (permissible because funny, though arguably a "muh dick" post) - Having ever read a book - Being about to go to college - Having ever paid for a meal without the use of food stamps - Never having been to jail - Not being a thief - Never having raped anyone (female or homosexually) - Claimed fluency in any foreign language (other than Ebonics) REQUIRED ASSERTIONS FROM NIGGERS All niggers will, on pain of a whipping:- Claim that niggers are taking over the planet because of miscegenation. You will post this claim as often as you wish, but in any case at least once. You will disregard the opposite examples of the Americas, the Middle East and Malaysia as evidence that this never happens. You will conveniently forget that the inferior race is always exterminated, or when there is no clearly inferior race (Malaysia), they self-segregate. Claim that the ancient Egyptians were niggers despite the fact that Egypt is a Mediterranean country whose inhabitants arrived from Mesopotamia. Optionally, niggers may also claim that King Arthur was a nigger because Africa was in Roman Empire. You may also claim that Bill Clinton is black because there are niggers in America (and you're on stronger ground with this one, given his behaviour). Claim that everything was invented by niggers, including the moon and atomic fission. AFN rules require you to deny vigorously that niggers only invented the spear and cannibalism. AFN rules also require niggers to attempt the theft of as much history as possible in order to refute the otherwise embarrassing matter of their never having achieved anything. Overlook the pivotal role of niggers in enforcing and profiting from slavery. At no time admit that medical science recognises the difference between whites, Asians, and niggers, and prescribes testing of new drugs on all three before they can be sold. Niggers will at all times maintain that, because it is possible to cross a Rottweiler with a Labrador, they are in all respects the same. Niggers will assume that all breeds of dog are indistinguishable from one another and will behave similarly at all times. Niggers may optionally argue that, because all three have four legs, a head, and a tail, and are approximately the same size, a wolf, cat, and sheep are the same animal.
One should not begin a sentence with and, you know.
"No there isn't, and you're to stupid and/or lazy to figure that out on your own."
Now doesn't that look nicer?
There's a fine difference between laziness and stupidity.
You used your +1 bonus for that?
Yeah, I guess making the software that powers nintey some percent of the personal computers on the planet isn't that signifigant.
It's time to come out of the basement and have a look at the real world, guy.
Well, then, why don't you be ethical/moral and go join the fucking Peace Corps? Why don't you feed the hungry? Why do you let people starve to death every day?
That's what I thought.
that's you're the fucking idiot. Contraction of 'you are'. Are you new to english?
I don't like microsoft, but I hate you little license fags that get all riled up about the gpl.
tell your mom to stop calling me.
does it hurt to be that fucking stupid?
the gpl is something for license geeks to get all wet over. that's it.
microsoft, on the other hand, has an actual business that makes actual money. it's called capitalism, and it's working for them.
ms wins, you lose.
you've got all weekend to find one
I hope this is the right feedback form. My account is not working or something. Please fix it.
here is my login info:
username : anonymous cowrad
password : cowrad
keep that a secret so that hackers don't hack into my computer, k?
thanks a lot
your pal,
me
Wait a minute.
If I was male, sucking cock would make me gay, and therefore your insult would be redundant.
If I was female, sucking cock would make me straight, and therefore your insult would't make any sense.
I suggest that from now on you just stick to 'cock sucker', unless of course the insultee enjoys sucking cock anyway.
So I guess that leaves us with 'person who sucks cock, unless they enjoy it'
Steal Office X, then. I'd hate to be stuck with AppleWorks. It's not crap by any means, but it's terribly entry level.
Fucking idiot.
God damn you're an idiot.
You're an idiot, too.
You're an idiot.
I appreciate my hardlines, but you can't beat wireless net on the sofa. Most linux systems may be servers or heavy use systems, but certainly not all.
"...KMail Email client, KFax fax viewer, KSCD CD player, Xine DVD.DIVX Player, KMail e-mail client, KNode news reader..."
Now I can read my Email and my e-mail!
love em!
hoo ha
20 seconds!
3. Feed watermelon to co workers.
Mod this down, too.
Bitch.