I conducted an informal experiment with my HP LaserJet and my Epson inkjet. I put them both out on the sidewalk with signs on that said "fuck this printer, $5.00"
Within an hour, the laserjet had made $60, while the epson only managed to pull in $35. It goes without saying that the epson got a beat down.
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What's even worse is what vicodin will do to your kidneys. It's all the fucking acetomenohpin they use. A gram and a half of that shit coursing through your bloodstream just fucking kills the next day.
Make sure you drink lots and lots of water, take b vitamins, and get some greasy food into you.
The other day me and my man were playing a game in bed. I would put a bun around his cock, add some chili and melted cheese, a few onions, and some parsley to garnish. Anyway, I sort of goofed and the chili was way too hot. My man had to go to the hospital for third degree wang burns, and he's been unable to perform with me since. So I guess what I'm asking is this : is there a good chance his dick will recover? I'd hate to leave my man, but I've gotta have my daily dose of cock.
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The laser.
I conducted an informal experiment with my HP LaserJet and my Epson inkjet. I put them both out on the sidewalk with signs on that said "fuck this printer, $5.00"
Within an hour, the laserjet had made $60, while the epson only managed to pull in $35. It goes without saying that the epson got a beat down.
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Cookies: OSDN employs "cookies" to provide a user with tailored information. A "cookie" is an element of data which a Service or site, when visited by a user, sends to that user's browser which, in turn, may store that element on the user's hard drive or memory. OSDN uses cookies to better serve users who use our Services; any cookies sent by OSDN will be marked so that they will only be accessible by websites subject to this Privacy Policy. However, at his or her option and at his or her sole expense and responsibility, any user may block or delete our cookies from his or her hard drive. However, by disabling cookies, certain site features and functionality may no longer work properly, or at all.
"Opt-in" Emails: Users may "opt-in" to receive site notifications, newsletters or other information via email. Users may remove themselves from such services at their discretion. Any email sent to an "opt-in" list will include directions for how a user may remove him or herself from the list, or a URL where the user may find such directions.
Other Notification: In order to implement or enforce the Terms of Service of the relevant OSDN site, OSDN may use personal information to contact users on an individual basis.
Profile Display: In some cases, users' personal information may be publicly available through a user's profile display. In such cases, users have the option to opt out of publicly displaying their real names. In cases where site profiles allow users to display optional information publicly, such entry and display is at the user's discretion and may be changed at any time by the user.
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General: In cases where users voluntarily and publicly disclose personal information which may contain Registration Data or otherwise post personal information in conjunction with content subject to an open source license, such personal information necessarily will be disclosed subject to the terms of the applicable license. An example of such a disclosure includes, but is not limited to, a user's disclosure of personal information as part of a message posted to a public message forum or a publicly-released software application.
At no time, unless such disclosure is required by law or a user specifically authorizes such disclosure, will OSDN disclose individual user personal information that is not publicly available to unrelated third parties.
Surveys and Resulting Information: Subject to the foregoing, OSDN may conduct surveys or other studies of its customer base and usage for marketing and planning purposes. Participation in such surveys is at the user's option; OSDN does not conduct mandatory surveys.
With respect to information collected from such surveys or studies, and in the event that responses are to be publicly disclosed, users will be notified at the time they take the survey and OSDN will disclose only aggregate information regarding its users and not personal information identifying any specific individual. Circumstances under which OSDN would publicly disclose such aggregate information include, but are not limited to, sharing survey results with the site population, providing data to OSDN advertisers on user preferences and/or demographics, and publicizing overall usage data in press communications.
Notwithstanding the foregoing, in cases where surveys allow users to submit written comments, and where OSDN advises users of the possibility of such disclosure at the time they take the survey, OSDN reserves the right to disclose text information provided by any user through such a survey, provided that no personal information identifying that user is disclosed.
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In the event that OSDN becomes aware that site security is compromised or user nonpublic information has been disclosed to unrelated third parties as a result of external activity, including but not limited to external security attacks, OSDN shall take reasonable measures which it deems appropriate, including but not limited to internal investigation and reporting, and notification to and cooperation with law enforcement authorities.
If OSDN becomes aware that a user's personal information provided to OSDN has been disclosed in a manner not permitted by this Privacy Policy, OSDN shall make reasonable efforts to notify the affected user, as soon as reasonably possible and as permitted by law, of what information has been disclosed, to the extent that OSDN knows this information.
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and more words
and fewer words
how come the word short is longer than the word long?
she's a slut.
but i love you.
for 20 seconds....
I do seriously need to get laid.
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somenoe
slut
slut slut slut
slut
slut!
your mom is a slut!
So, the word around the gas station, the ymca, and the bus stop is that your mom is a slut.
Do you think you could hook me up? Could she work me into her schedule? If not, what's your sister doing tonight? How about your dad?
Thanks for your consideration.
Good job.
I hear that your mom is a slut.
Is this true? If so, what's her number?
That's kind of my point. It's dronespeak.
e-dronespeak, if you prefer.
Hi, Luke. I've got my log in, thanks.
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I get that sometimes.
What's even worse is what vicodin will do to your kidneys. It's all the fucking acetomenohpin they use. A gram and a half of that shit coursing through your bloodstream just fucking kills the next day.
Make sure you drink lots and lots of water, take b vitamins, and get some greasy food into you.
i like you.
but your mom is a slut.
I'm a fuckwad who gives up on anything that seems like it may get at all challenging.
I hate yourself and I want to die.
"--
Steve Jackson
e-business Architect, Linux advocate "
That robs you of all credibility. People who use the phrase "e-business" should shampoo my crotch.
""If I looked further than other men, it's only because I stood on the shoulders of giant's" - Jack Kerouac"
that was Newton.
The other day me and my man were playing a game in bed. I would put a bun around his cock, add some chili and melted cheese, a few onions, and some parsley to garnish.
Anyway, I sort of goofed and the chili was way too hot. My man had to go to the hospital for third degree wang burns, and he's been unable to perform with me since.
So I guess what I'm asking is this : is there a good chance his dick will recover? I'd hate to leave my man, but I've gotta have my daily dose of cock.
Any advice?
You should know that such ideas are not tolerated here.
Oh, and your mom is a filthy slut.
Q: How does JohnKatz change a lightbulb?
A: JohnKatz is a filthy whore!
s/coward/cowrad/g
slut.
$ slut your_mom
Name: your_mom
Slut: filthy slut
very interesting.
This is the dawning of the age of your mom's filthy sluttiness.