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  1. Here comes.. on 56k Times Five: Myth Or Moneymaker? · · Score: 1
  2. My apologies sir. on New Mozilla-based Mail Client: Minotaur · · Score: 1

    This oversight will never happen again.

    Here is your JVM farfile
    and you popup blocker jarfile
    and your bookmark manager jarfile
    and your irc client jarfile as well.

    Shall I call a delivery truck or do you want to pick up the 12megs tarball yourself?

  3. Tip of the day #2 on Major Strike on Iraq Underway · · Score: 5, Insightful

    did you know : you know, some geeks are actually muslims

  4. I just can picture it! on XML Co-Creator says XML Is Too Hard For Programmers · · Score: 1

    Let's use RegeXPath!

    while(){
    if(X/*/body/(?h([1-4]))X){
    echo "found header $header\n";
    }
    }

    These were the specs, gentlemen, start your hacking!

  5. His idiom. on XML Co-Creator says XML Is Too Hard For Programmers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's stating that he'd basically like others coders write more code the way he sees fit.
    [quote]
    while () {
    next if (XX);
    if (X|||X)
    { $divert = 'head'; }
    elsif (XX)
    { &proc_jpeg($1); }
    # and so on...
    }
    [/quote]

    Repeat after me: I will never leave parsing XML up to a regexp especially if my xml may contain CDATA and Comment sections. I will never...

    Unless you are 100% certain the file you are parsing is directly under your control, ie: no comments, no cdatas, params always in the same order, same indentation, same bloody encoding [pardon my french], well, you just will have to acces the data using some kind of DOM or abstract tree representation.

    I don't think he thinks no one uses XML, he seems to deplore the fact that some people don't get it at all and resort to heavy duty tools for trivial tasks [thus justifying his example above].

    Basically XML is quite simple, but that's not the matter, the problem is that XML bundles ACTUAL DATA, it's all about the complexity of those data, not the API used to access it [although writing a DOM implementation is a real pain]

  6. Pronounce the letters... on 10 Years of the World Wide Web · · Score: 1

    WeuWeuWeu,
    just baby-spell it/

    - so it's 'chtitip, weuwuewue, slashdot *clap* org
    - WoTeeeFFee?

  7. Re:C64 is the oldest? What? on The Contiki Desktop OS for C64, NES, 8-bit Atari, · · Score: 1

    Apple ][, 1977

  8. Re:oh, that narrows it down. on Hyatt Discusses Tabs · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't have said that if your slashdot ID wasn't 5 digits longs.

  9. Re:At last! on Galactic Civilizations Coming Soon · · Score: 0

    3 words: quake 3 arena

  10. Re:No surprise on Intel: No Rush to 64-bit Desktop · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm sure the Quake-playing twits will scream bloody murder, but the rest of us won't even notice.

    What? no 64btis porcessor for my l33t skllz? WE W4NT TEH MURDER!! KILL KILL KILL!

    There.
    ---
    If we want 64bits processors for gaming, we just need to unleash John Carmack and his dreaded .plan ;)

  11. Eureka! on Toms Hardware Reviews 65 CPU's, Past & Present · · Score: 1

    I think I know why we see so many dupes these days. What do you do when you're bored at work? Of course, let's check slashdot...

    Now, what do you think happens when a /. editor gets bored?

  12. Back button haunts my nightmares on Redesigning The "Back" Button · · Score: 1

    Everynight it begins like this:
    User browsing site, happy, shinny, dhtmly site.
    User making a mistake.
    User clicking 'Back'.
    JavaScript automaton generating the pages going K-Boom.

    Now if only I were granted one of those wishes:
    - Being able to control the back button behavior
    - Being able to say "this is braindead, let's use XUL" when my boss insists on writting a 10,000 lines javascript automaton for the core of his dhtml website.

    Until then, I'll stick to the yellow pills.

  13. Raelians. on First Human Clone Born? · · Score: 1

    You know, geeks are the perfect target for raelians...

    Rael [the guru of the raelian sect] recruits loonies that are often scientifically-inclined. This guy just found another good 'build-your-cult-and-steal-money-from-geeks-cheme' .
    Here are the ingredients:
    - Science fiction theme
    - free sex

    Of course, this cult is mostly drawing 'converts' thanks to the second item.

  14. Real Life security model on The Sims Online & "Open Source" Gaming Models · · Score: 1

    It may be open source, but the source sure is obsfurcated

  15. Failure? on The Sims Online & "Open Source" Gaming Models · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    More than four years later, Mozilla has generated far more press releases than products and has done nothing to help the Netscape browser retake any ground from Microsoft. This was one massively multiplayer project that never took off.

    Did it? Really?
    Oh, I guess that lizard thingie laying on my desktop is just an explorer glitch then.

    I think that the author of course doesn't give a damn about quality, but quantity. This is exactly the same debate as 'quake 1 sucks, no one plays it.'

  16. [OT] Compilers service degenerating as well. on Cell Phone Service Degenerates Further · · Score: 1

    From the ad I got with the article, seems like cell phone providers are not the only ones suffering from degradations of services.

    Thanks intel HT compiler, but I don't thing this is a loop
    :

  17. You mean... on "Red is Dead" Optical Mice LED Change · · Score: 1
  18. doh' on Microsoft takes on PDF · · Score: 1

    I think I triggered the bullshit bingo alert with the previous post.

    These kind of things are bound to happen when talking about XML webservices in .net for a proactive leveraging of the end-user prod -*BINGO*

    -Doh'

  19. XDOC == XUL + WebServices for Office.Net on Microsoft takes on PDF · · Score: 4, Informative

    After reading about xdocs last week, we came to the following conclusion that XForm is in no way a end-user 'static' document format.

    What it does is 'just' provide an link between a document and databases through .net WinForms embeded in an office doc, talking to a database via a webservice.

    What does that mean?

    Well, now the office suite will be able to do the same thing as XUL+Soap in moz, in a much nicer way for the end user [remember, word _IS_ the computer for most persons].

    I think that's a sweet move, as long as the webservices talking to XForms are not crippled and accessible from Moz, everyone will be happy... and as long as it's not yet another vb-only scripting language :

  20. Re:I've Been Thinking... on Curious Yellow, Superworm · · Score: 1

    No royalties, I think you just started the latest craze:

    p2p /. comments sharing :)

    Cheers,
    Florian

  21. Re:I've been thinking on Malicious Distributed Computing · · Score: 1

    I considered flaming the reposter, but hey, it'd be the dmca all over again

    let's open source our comments ;

  22. Re:I've Been Thinking... on Curious Yellow, Superworm · · Score: 1

    I think someone already said that

    I think I'll just replace my .sig with the GPL then

    ;

  23. I've been thinking on Malicious Distributed Computing · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At some point, the worm will be detected, thus the slow infection rate will not be optimal.

    What if... in order to decide wether the worm should switch to 'Turbo' infection speed, the worm queries google news for 'worm $0', and if the number of results > $we_have_been_discovered/, bang!

    Previous worms used irc, but that doens't guarantee the author to be anonymous, does it?

  24. BULLSHIT!!! on ColdFusion Programming Methodologies? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What do I win? :)

    http://216.239.39.100/search?q=cache:UPan4L0ukpk C: research.soc.staffs.ac.uk/~rimmer/knowledge/misc/l oto.pdf+bullshit+loto&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

  25. Re:Heathens on Virtual Genetic Evolution · · Score: 1, Funny
    They are not new, damning charges against the theory of evolution: most of them were exposed a CENTURY ago, and well refuted even back then

    Did you really expect anti-evolutionism arguments to evolve in a century?
    :p