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First Human Clone Born?

slantyyz writes "A religious cult, the Raelians, has claimed that the birth of first human clone is one of theirs. While this hasn't been corroborated yet, it's making headlines in Canada, where the cult is based. There's supposed to be a press conference on Friday in Hollywood. This story just may have legs."

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  1. Send in the Clones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't bother, they're already here....

    1. Re:Send in the Clones! by diverman · · Score: 1, Funny

      It has begun!

    2. re: Send in the Clones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother... They're me!

    3. Re:Send in the Clones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long until this article is Cloned? ;-)

    4. Re:Send in the Clones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta remember... these guys claimed to be in talks with Dracula just a week or so ago - http://ydr.com/story/mike/4924/

    5. Re:Send in the Clones! by zephc · · Score: 2
      --
      "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    6. Re:Send in the Clones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Begun, the Clone War has...

    7. Re:Send in the Clones! by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      I heard they also cloned batboy...

      Hey, has slashdot been lagging for any of you? It has been really slow for me... I mean, I know good things come with time, but isn't this going a bit far?

      Also, while they are a cult, they are more athiestic than anything. They claim that aliens put humans on earth, not any diety. So yeah... And we know all about alien worshipper cults. Special punch, anyone?

    8. Re:Send in the Clones! by Ponty · · Score: 2

      Love me batboy, hold me batboy...(http://www.batboy-themusical.com/)

      Seriously, keep an eye out for people with Spock ears buying kool-aid and tennis shoes.

      Have you seen their website? (http://www.rael.org/) I can't believe anyone with that Flash intro can actually take themselves seriously.

  2. Legs by YellowSnow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully the clone will have legs too!

    1. Re:legs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score: -1, bad taste, get some fucking respect.

    2. Re:Legs by smartfart · · Score: 2
      Three legs and two noses, to be exact.

      [/off-topic]

    3. Re:Legs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe a British show was going to have a man with three legs, but he ran away.

      They did show the man with two noses and a playwright with two sheds, as well.

    4. Re:Legs by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Three legs? Oh, did they announce that it was male already?

      --
      There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
    5. Re:Legs by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      That wasn't a man with three legs...it was something completely different...a man with three buttocks!

    6. Re:Legs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was getting a vasectomy and the doktor really screwed it up and now I have what looks to be three testicles even though I really only have one testicle and two half testicles.

    7. Re:Legs by Associate · · Score: 1

      But how many asses will it have.

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      Someone hates these cans.
  3. it may have something else too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ahaha.. it may have legs... it may have arms and a head too.

  4. News? by SteakJerky.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is news? Come on, who among us didn't expect the first cloned baby to come from a Canadian religious cult? Duh People!

    1. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is any religion not of Christian origin called a "cult"?
      After all, Christianity itself is merely one of the few socially acceptible cults.

      That being said, I wonder how they managed to cull the genetic goofs that cloning invariably leads to? After all, how many sheep were born warped before Dolly existed? And even she wasn't perfect.

    2. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually the Raelians story that life on earth was deposited here by alien space travelers, while wacky, is a hell of a lot more sensible than worshipping some super powerful boogy man who lives in another dimension that hand created the entire universe and deals out vengeneance on wicked people in the afterlife...

    3. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This religious cult happens to believe in aliens and they are preparing for the 'great coming' or somesuch... when the aliens will come to take them (they are the 'chosen', of course).

      A bunch of freaks, for sure. The doctor in charge stated his goal of creating the first human clone years ago... many country forbad that and those religious freaks were the only ones who offered him the funding required.

      Do a google search on the topic.

    4. Re:News? by stevejsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Merrian-Webster defines a cult as a religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious. I think that a majority of us can agree that the idea that we were cloned from aliens is unorthodox.

    5. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These people are crack pots. I would take this with a grane of salt. These are the same people that have "proof" that man was genetically engineered by aliens. Incidently, this "proof" never surfaced in the 80's and 90's. It's not surficing now. I seriously doubt their credibility.

    6. Re:News? by carlos_benj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is any religion not of Christian origin called a "cult"?

      This is simply incorrect. Major world religions with some history behind them are not called cults while many sects that have their roots in Christianity are considered cults.

      That being said, I wonder how they managed to cull the genetic goofs that cloning invariably leads to?

      I would imagine their story would be that the aliens taught them how to goof-proof the process.

      --

      --

      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    7. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crackpots are everywhere... that's why i'm an atheist

    8. Re:News? by shatfield · · Score: 2

      Hahaha! Funny :)

      I agree with you completely. Unfortunately, we have very little to no proof of either hypothesis.

      Maybe someday Spock will come and visit us and then we'll know which one it was for sure ;-)

      --
      "To make a mistake is only human; to persist in a mistake is idiotic." Cicero
    9. Re:News? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah yes, Slashdot logic:

      flamebaiting Christians via AC is +1 insightful.

    10. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh but flamebaiting Raelians is ok?

      That must be Christian logic:

      We're right everyone else is wrong.

    11. Re:News? by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 1

      After all, Christianity itself is merely one of the few socially acceptible cults.

      Hey Dude, take a breath. These guys are trying to clone human beings at a time when the technology is obviously in its infancy. And they don't seem to have ANY moral or ethics issues. Do you really think it's the best time to serve us your "religion=cult" crap?

      --

      It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
    12. Re:News? by zrk · · Score: 2

      Heh, I bet the Scientologists are calling them Whacky.

    13. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh...

      Christianity is devoid of ANY morality or ethics. Where lies the argument? :)

    14. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I'm concerned, anybody moronic enough to subscribe to ANY religion should be flamebaited!

      Fucking christians are just as tupid that the muslims Americans currently hate!

    15. Re:News? by xingix · · Score: 0

      Cult: A religion with no supreme being. Read your dictionary. Christianity, in that sense, is *not* a cult.

      --

      Confucious says: Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

      // jeku.com

    16. Re:News? by susano_otter · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why is any religion not of Christian origin called a "cult"?

      I guess it mainly depends on who's doing the talking... anything can be called a "cult", if you like. But here's one variant of the generally accepted indicators that a community is a cult. These signs can be applied to Christianity, too, and often rightly so. But when you compare the mainstream religions to the "cult" religions, the difference between the two is extreme. E.g., my parents are Christians--have been all their lives--but they've never exhibited any of the signs of a cult.

      Well, maybe the "if you leave the church, you're wrong" sign, but that can be said about any standard: If you cross on a red light, you're wrong; that doesn't mean that traffic laws are a cult, though. Certainly I've never seen Christians, or Buddhists, or Neopagans punish their ex-members the way the Scientoligists or the Jehova's Witnesses do.

      I don't know if the Raelians meet the more technical definition of a "cult", or if they're simply being discrimintated against because they're non-Christian. I suspect it's a little bit of both, though. Since they're refusing to publish their methodology, open their experimental process up to peer review, offer any sort of supporting evidence, or allow for independent corroboration of their claims, I'm content to let the media put them in the "cult" bucket pending clarification of the matter.

      --

      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    17. Re:News? by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      That must be Christian logic: We're right everyone else is wrong.

      For those moderators who are unduly impressed with this statement, please keep in mind that this is everybody's logic.

      Observe: "Buddhism is right, and so is Christianity--except for the part where Christianity says that Bhuddhism is wrong, of course. On that point, Bhuddism is right, and everybody else is wrong."

      Even the most tolerant and culturally relativistic religion still has to reject those religions that reject tolerance and cultural relativsm. Otherwise they make no sense at all.

      What? The most wise and insightful religion is the one that asserts the truth of all religions that contradict it? Think about that for a moment. Saying that some things are right and others are wrong is the fundamental principle of getting anything done. It's not faulty logic, but clearheaded, sensible thinking. Christians may be wrong about everything else, but at least they're right about discriminating between what they believe and what they don't believe.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    18. Re:News? by mcg1969 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Cult: A religion with no supreme being. Read your dictionary.

      What dictionary are you reading? Did you even look it up yourself before posting? The absence of a supreme being is not the litmus test for cult status, although it is a common characteristic of cults.

      More properly, it is simply the unorthodox nature of its religious system that determines its "cult" status. Of course, orthodoxy is in the eye of the beholder. For example, the term is often used in Christian circles to refer to highly unorthodox forms of Christianity such as the one practiced by David Koresh and his followers. Some refer to the LDS (Mormon) church or the Jehovah's Witness faith as cults for the same reason. An atheist, on the other hand, might refer to any belief of a supreme being as cultic.

      Not that it's the final authority or anything, but here's what Merriam-Webster has to say. Note that the absence of a supreme being appears nowhere in this list. Definitions #2 and #3 are the relevant ones here.

      1 : formal religious veneration : WORSHIP
      2 : a system of religious beliefs and ritual; also : its body of adherents
      3 : a religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious; also : its body of adherents
      4 : a system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator
      5 a : great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book); especially : such devotion regarded as a literary or intellectual fad b : a usually small group of people characterized by such devotion

    19. Re:News? by Shads · · Score: 1
      per dictionary.com

      1. A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader. The followers of such a religion or sect.
      2. A system or community of religious worship and ritual.
      3. The formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.
      4. A usually nonscientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.
      5. Obsessive, especially faddish, devotion to or veneration for a person, principle, or thing.
      The object of such devotion.
      6. An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.

      Every religion is a cult.

      Some cults are beneficial to the members some aren't, popular media has given the word cult a bad name however and many many people seem to associate the word occult with cult (being that they pronounce it as 'a cult'.)

      End of the story is christian or otherwise, people tend to view their own religion as being the one great 'truth' and all others as being cults of infidels and heretics who are going to [insert bad thing per said relgion].


      if ($Religion eq $myReligion) {
      print "We are the truth.\n";
      } else {
      print "Bad Cult Member! Bad!\n Join the true religion be... \'saved\'";
      }
      --
      Shadus
    20. Re:News? by Shads · · Score: 1

      Sounds about as reasonable as assuming we were made from a pile of mud neh?

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      Shadus
    21. Re:News? by jasonbw · · Score: 1

      Mormonism was once considered a cult, and its based on christianity. 'Cult' is generally a term used for small religions. Hell, christianity was once considered a cult.

    22. Re:News? by thx2001r · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, according to their web site (of course, had to see the Google cache of it cause it's already thoroughly slasdotted!) they believe that: "The Raelian Movement also claims that Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique performed by the Elohim"

      So, therefore, they can probably be a sort of Christian cult! Of course, they call themselves "the Raelian Movement, an international religious organization" because it's not really possible for people in a cult (because of their point of view of being inside the cult) to believe they ARE in a cult.

      You have GOT to check out the google cache of their site! They are making a business with Millions of potential wacko customers of the human cloning! This business is, of course, run by a member of the cult leadership! Ya see, this is why religion and business should never mix... this technology (if it's not a load of B.S.) will undoubtedly only be marketable to Military or Fanatical religious organizations trying to create armies of martyrs and other even more appealing thoughts... an army of missionaries!

      If those kinds of obvious underlying intentions don't scare the living hell out of all of us that aren't part of the cult I don't know what will!

      Oh, by the way, they claim that the "Elohim" are a: "... human extraterrestrial race whose name, Elohim, is found in the Hebrew Bible and was mistranslated by the word 'God'."

      I'm just glad I believe I'm a Human Terrestrial!

      --

      -Joe
      If we're all god's children, what's so special about Jesus? - Jimmy Carr

    23. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Atheism isn't any more logical than any other religion. The basic idea of it is, "X has not been proven, therefore X is false." I see no difference between that argument and the "X has not been disproven, therefore X is true" argument of every other religion; both require a leap of faith, one way or another.

      See also: Agnosticism.

    24. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its because the burden of proof always lays upon him who is making the claim. As an atheist it is not my duty to prove that there is not a god, it is the xtians duty to prove that there is a god because he is the one making the claim.

      That is how science works jack-ass.

    25. Re: News? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2


      > > Why is any religion not of Christian origin called a "cult"?

      > This is simply incorrect. Major world religions with some history behind them are not called cults while many sects that have their roots in Christianity are considered cults.

      Basically, a religious sect without a pedigree is called a "cult", whereas those with pedigrees are deemed respectable.

      The term is simply a culturally moderated value judgement.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    26. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The white man the blue eyed devil, was created thousands of years ago out of mud and the blood and semen of a mad Jewish doctor! The true humans the black man, shall inherit the earth when the monstrosity and aberation of nature known as whitey has finally been abolished and all of his women have been made into luv slaves in the great harems of the king of the jungle, the black race...Yes brother.

    27. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this creation or evolution? Sounds like both to me. One process just took a lot longer because of the intermediate steps.

    28. Re:News? by statusbar · · Score: 2

      The Raelians are even more fun than that.

      Ask your fellow Raelian about 'Sensual Meditation'.

      See: http://www.gospelcom.net/apologeticsindex/r12.html

      Have orgies while thinking about Jesus as an Alien.

      --jeff++

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      ipv6 is my vpn
    29. Re:News? by Megahurts · · Score: 1
      Why is any religion not of Christian origin called a "cult"?

      This is simply incorrect. Major world religions with some history behind them are not called cults while many sects that have their roots in Christianity are considered cults.


      Precisely. I was going to say much the same. Several prominient examples come to mind: Branch Davidians, Heaven's Gate, People's Temple, 7th Day Adventists, etc., etc., etc. Indeed, I have a hard time not considering mainline Christianity a cult given its preponderance for paganistic virtues, rites, and ideologies.
    30. Re:News? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      In your zeal to protray me as an exclusivist crusader, you overlooked one minor fact with regard to my post. I flamebaited Slashdot, but said nothing about Raelians.

      So, in summary, you have either stereotyped me, or believe Slashdot is a religion.

    31. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the track record of the church so far...

      Sun revolves around Earth: WRONG

      Creation "Theory": WRONG

      Existence of God: ....

      If someone came to you TODAY and told you he was a messenger of god would you believe him? Fuck No!

      So why would you dedicate your whole life to someone who made these ridiculous claims 2000 YEARS AGO that you NEVER EVEN MET??

      Oh well i guess our cheap labor has to come from somewhere...best to keep the worker drones pacified with a heavy dose of religion...

    32. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see the crack is treating you well..

    33. Re:News? by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      Well I guess #5 means us Linux geeks really are a cult

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      Patent: from Latin patere, to be open
    34. Re:News? by jnana · · Score: 1

      Nice dictionary. That makes Buddhism a cult (I'm thinking Theravada Buddhism, to be precise).

    35. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just have a different ethical code than you or the Christians do.

    36. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by the rickross.com definition, the catholic church is inarguably a cult.

    37. Re:News? by RKloti · · Score: 1

      If we're clones of aliens, then they aren't aliens anymore, since a clone is an *exact* genetic copy, so they aliens are actually humans.

    38. Re:News? by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Well, wouldn't that qualify as unorthodox?

      I'm just spitting back what they said, I am in no was reinforcing it.

      Oh, and by the way, a clone is scientificaly 94% of the original host. So, I guess after a couple of generations, humans could evolve from aliens. Sorry, I can't tell you where I got that number, I just remember it from a while back from a reliable source.

    39. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you get this fucktard idea that atheism is a religion? There's no "chief atheist", no bye-bull, no designated building in which to chant atheist prayer. Just logic and scientific method.

      Atheism is no more a religion that baldness is a hair colour.

    40. Re:News? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      I remember once my younger sister asked my uncle what a cult was, and he told her a cult was a bad religion that hurt people and asked for money. We're catholic and i asked him, what about the crusades and the collection plate every sunday.

      --
      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    41. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about this for a moment. Jesus Christ and His followers were a cult in their time and according to definition. He was "unorthodox" with regards to the pharisees and saducees and the rest of the accepted set religions of that day.

      Please be careful as to how you use the word cult in terms of degrading someone. It pays to be open minded and hearted and willing to accept change insomuch that it is good and right.

    42. Re: News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's rather simple, actually. To be called a cult is not degrading, it just says something about the size of the religion. After all, at one point, all the world religions were a cult, including christianity. Just accept the fact that you don't know what the word means.

    43. Re:News? by Ponty · · Score: 2

      It doesn't have to do with not meeting him (I never met Kepler, but I don't argue with his contributions.) It has to do with lack of independent corroboration (besides the twelve (eleven?) person fan club.)

  5. Silly People Don't Realize... by CrazyDwarf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the first human clone has probably already been walking around for a while. I have a hard time believing that the experts would sit by not doing it because people are afraid. As many people as are looking at cloning, surely someone had already done it before this.

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    1. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by oliverthered · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeh, I have a twin borther and have had for hte past 20 odd years. Old news.

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      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    2. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by ErikZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Er, I'd believe that they would sit by and not do it because they're afraid.

      They're afraid that the technology isn't mature enough. Even the cattle cloning industry has a disturbingly high failure rate.

      They're afraid of public backlash costing them their jobs, or perhaps shutting down the company they work for.

      They're afraid of loosing their friends.

      They're afraid of screwing up, and ending up with a...thing. At that point they'll have to decide if they're going to put it out of it's misery or not.

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    3. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      have a hard time believing that the experts would sit by not doing it because people are afraid.

      Yes, we call it "having sex". It's an amazing cloning technique that nature gave us that allows one to combine traits and create "clones". If you really want purity, incest might be in order: Some sisterly love and you'll have a virtually perfect family clone.

      Of course then there's the small problem that we've tinkering in things that we have only the slightest clue of. Already cloned mammals are showing shorter lifespans and other ailments clearly pointing a massive spotlight on the fact that they aren't a pure clone: There is something going wrong, but to use paraphrase a lame line from Jurassic Park "We're so caught up in if we could that we never question if we should".

    4. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2

      This is no big deal. The music industry has been cloning teen idols, and whole boy bands for a long time now. You did notice that New Kids on the Block, The Backstreet Boys, and N'Sync are all the same, didn't you?

      --
      How ya like dat?
    5. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      I'm part of a set of identical triplets, and we're 30 years old. Looky, more clones.

      Now, what they mean is artificially created clones, akin to test-tube babies, but oh well... if the news editors at /. and other media outlets can't learn to use the English language properly....

      Kierthos

      --
      Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
    6. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Otter · · Score: 5, Informative
      As many people as are looking at cloning, surely someone had already done it before this.

      Mammalian cloning is not a trivial thing to do -- there are only a handful of labs in the world that can make it work. It requires specialized equipment and cell lines, an excellent tissue culture setup and a tremendous degree of technical skill.

      It's not like making beer, where you buy a bunch of things and mix them together in your basement. A Dr. Evil-like figure with tremendous money and resources could pull it off, but it would be prohibitive for some random loon.

    7. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by greenhide · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, we call it "having sex". It's an amazing cloning technique that nature gave us that allows one to combine traits and create "clones". If you really want purity, incest might be in order: Some sisterly love and you'll have a virtually perfect family clone.

      No.

      Clones are, by definition, genetic doubles. The whole point is that clones aren't a combination of genes through the fertilization of an egg by sperm. Rather, a clone contains *exactly* the same gene material as its original. Thus, even the offspring of a brother and sister would not be a clone, since it would not have identical DNA to either its mother or father.

      Simply by the fact that one pair must have XX (yeah, I'm going to ignore the relatively rare XXY and XXX) genes and the other XY genes in order to mate, it is impossible for the two parents to have identical genese, let alone their offspring.

      Even if a pair of male twins were to mate with two female twins, it's more likely than not that their offspring would not have identical genes.

      --
      Karma: Chevy Kavalierma.
    8. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Gyan · · Score: 3, Funny


      "I have a twin borther and have had for hte past 20 odd years."

      And before that ?

      (duh)

    9. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Notice how the clones is in quotation marks: Most of the claimed benefits about cloning humans revolve around traits that we already perpetuate via breeding-- Tall people have tall kids, and smart people have smart kids. If nature could get by just spitting off clones, I'm sure it would have a long time ago.

    10. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 5, Informative

      As a side note, alot of research has been put into why cloned animals have shorter lifespans. What has been found is that there are specific bits of DNA that change over time and act as a kind of life clock... Since the DNA used is from an adult animal, the DNA has already counted upwards from it's start position... (they should have set that variable to zero!)

      Learning how to set these markers to their original settings may be the fountain of youth, or not... (that moral quandry is left for the reader to decide...) However, I think that if someone were to try to greatly extend their life, they'd have to start early (mid 20's maybe) though personally, I don't feel 80 years is long enough for me to learn all that I want to learn...

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      Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    11. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      virtually perfect family

      the same as a virtual class, these can never be instanciated, they're it's only used as a base class to the dysfunctional familiy class (of which every instance of the family class is instanciated from.

      "We're so caught up in if we could that we never question if we should".

      there are talkers and there are do-ers. you can spend you time going around wondering about everything, or you can put the rubber to the pavement and get some shit done. you make mistakes, you learn from them.

    12. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and they're called the Bush family.

    13. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by pyite · · Score: 1

      Just for my own understanding, does that mean the original cell split once, and then one of the resulting cells split again?

      --

      "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong." - Richard Feynman

    14. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't.

    15. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, where was your bro chillin in those even years? ;-)

    16. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be happy to test this mating theory, just give me some twins!!

    17. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 5, Interesting

      the first human clone has probably already been walking around for a while. I have a hard time believing that the experts would sit by not doing it because people are afraid. As many people as are looking at cloning, surely someone had already done it before this.

      As a biologist I find it easy to believe that there are no clones among us. It is not that the technique is morally controversial so much as current techniques still need more work. Scientists are ethically obligated to provide as much data as possible from a living creature for research (hmmm.... a clone for example) while having the minimum required amount of disturbance. These are the rules for normal mammals (dogs, cats etc...) the rules for Chimps are MUCH more strict as they are humanlike. (I would quote them but I am unfamiliar with them) the rules for a human would be IMMENSELY more strict. Scientists do not risk lives lightly, that is the job of the politician.

    18. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Zathrus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the first human clone has probably already been walking around for a while

      And you base this on what? Your abundant lack of knowledge about cloning technology and basic biology?

      The first adult mammal cloned was Dolly the sheep. She has some rather serious defects as a result of that cloning, such as rapid aging. It took 277 attempts to produce a viable clone.

      A cow was cloned in 1998 without the aging problems, and it took a "mere" 104 attempts.

      China cloned their first cow in October of this year. Brazil attempted to clone a cow and wound up with a bull instead.

      Cloning isn't easy. It's not like you can just go to the corner drug store and buy a clone'o'matic. It requires a great deal of lab resources, time, and lots of money.

      And while you may very well find scientists who would try to clone a human, you also have to find 50-100 women willing to be implanted with a cloned embryo, given that 90%+ of them will miscarry (the human body is pretty good at detecting and aborting non-viable fetuses -- and I apologize right now to anyone who has had to deal with a miscarraige in their family, I know they are deeply traumatizing). This immediately increases the number of potential leaks.

      Right now is about the earliest it would have been possible to clone a human... after all, no matter what you try to do, it's going to take 9 months from implantation until birth.

      It has nothing to do with fear, at least not for me. I think the ethics are questionable at best, primarily due to the large number of failures in current cloning methods. For the record, I'm pro-choice, but that doesn't mean that I would want dozens of women subjected to the trauma of a miscarraige (or worse), or that I think playing with human life this way is a good thing.

    19. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by pyite · · Score: 1

      Combine your two examples and we have a new field: beer cloning. This actually is a fun thing to do, because it's really hard to perfectly emulate a beer you might purchase. One of the biggest contributing factors to a beer's taste is its yeast. The problem is, most commercial breweries use different yeast for carbonation than for fermenting. If you get a nice microbrew, however, you can clone the yeast in the bottle and keep colonies of it in your fridge.

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    20. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you have doctors poking you every five mins, every year is odd.

    21. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Mephiska · · Score: 0

      /em watches the 747 fly over someone's head...

    22. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Zathrus · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe that's been solved.

    23. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by qtp · · Score: 1

      Tall people have tall kids, and smart people have smart kids.

      I wish it did work like that, my parents are rather smart, but...

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    24. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by jgerman · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's ridiculously stupid. I mean besides the fact that it shows you have no touch with reality, everybody knows that those boy bands aren't clones of each other. They're robots. :p

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    25. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by m1chael · · Score: 0

      the reason why human evolution doesnt make us all clones with the sex and the moaning and the cloning is because we wouldnt evolve and our genetic diversity that keeps us from going the way of the dodo would go the way of the dodo.

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    26. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you seem to know a lot about having relations with a sibling...

    27. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      I have a hard time believing that the experts would sit by not doing it because people are afraid.

      Given the high failure rate (over 99% don't even make it to term) and the *very* high incidence of extreme abnormalities and health problems in the very few "successes" I would tend to hope that you are wrong. Some of the abnormalities are even a risk to the health of the surrogate mother. In fact the ratio of dead mothers to live clones isn't all that encouraging. Some mothers have problems with rather obvious problems - like the common (with clones) problem of massively oversized placentas, others die from more mysterious ailments presumed to be metabolic abnormalities induced by the abnormalities of the fetus's they carry. Of the very few clones that survive and lack any obvious gross anatomical deformaties we have no idea whether or not they are suffering from subtler defects - it's very hard to judge whether a cloned mouse is suffering psychological & behavioural problems as a result of brain abnormalities.

      This is a *very* immature science, right now our method of cloning ammounts to just jamming a bunch DNA into a cell and hoping for the best when we *know* that gene order and position is important. We know that in a normal pregnancy whether a particlar gene is from the mother or father is used to decide whether (or when) it is turned "on" or "off" - a mechanism that is problematic with a clone for obvious reasons. Obviously some scientists are willing for the subjects of their experiments to run these risks but it's fair to comment that at this point there is more than a little whiff of Dr. Mengele or the Tuskegee syphilis study to such endevours.

    28. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by petronivs · · Score: 1

      it is impossible for the two parents to have identical genese, let alone their offspring

      Have you ever read All You Zombies, by Robert Heinlein? I'd be careful with the blanket statements there :)
      I know where I come from, what about all you zombies?

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    29. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Flounder · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yes, we call it "having sex". It's an amazing cloning technique that nature gave us that allows one to combine traits and create "clones". If you really want purity, incest might be in order: Some sisterly love and you'll have a virtually perfect family clone.

      This is Slashdot, mind you. Most of us are closer to being able to clone ourselves with ordinary household items then we are to having sex with another person.

      I've been trying to clone myself for years. I guess jacking off into a paper towel just wasn't the proper medium to propogate life, eh?

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    30. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Flounder · · Score: 2
      I wish it did work like that, my parents are rather smart, but...

      I'm glad it doesn't work out like that. My parents are fricking idiots.

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    31. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by scientistguy · · Score: 1

      unlikely that it was done sooner than a year or two ago. there's enough money and fame to made in the area that it would likely have been highly publicized. most 'experts' are not publicity shy and would want the credit. remember, dolly the sheep when cloned in 1996 (i believe it was reported in 1997 in the journal nature) stunned many experts in reproductive biology. monkeys, mice, cows, etc followed but success rates sucked and haven't improved all that much.

      if cloning of humans has happened before, one place it may happened is in china where there is a high degree of technical competance in the area and a lack of gov't restrictions found in many western countries. there's an interesting story in the new jan 03 wired on the chinese biomedical research establishment's enthusiasm for embryonic stem cell work that gives some perspective on the resources and talent they might put forward on the related area (and easier in some ways) of cloning people. nonetheless, the chinese have had trouble cloning pandas (for which they have a large, publicized effort); so there is reason to believe they might not have succeeded with humans yet either. either way, at the end of the day, the proof will be in the DNA.

    32. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      I'll be happy to test this mating theory, just give me some twins!!

      Preferably Japanese...!

    33. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      If nature could get by just spitting off clones, I'm sure it would have a long time ago.

      Well, it did, and it continues to do so. Think of all the creatures that reproduce by fission or by budding or by self-fertilization. Sexual reproduction isn't really necessary for survival, but it does allow for increased genetic diversity and speedier evolution, which is why it is the method of choice among 'higher' organisms.

      Well, that and the fact that it's so much fun.

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    34. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Dr. Evil-like figure with tremendous money and resources could pull it off, but it would be prohibitive for some random loon.

      What does "evil" or "loon" have got to do with it?

      ALL it needs is money and resources, something quite a few people/groups on this planet possess.

    35. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by multiOSfreak · · Score: 1

      There are rules about everything, but that doesn't mean that people don't break them. I'm sure there are highly skilled scientists that either have personal agendas that promote human cloning or would be willing to compromise their own ethics for large sums of money.

      To insist that ALL scientists are somehow inherently ehtical is a bit short sighted, in my opinion.

    36. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      Even the cattle cloning industry

      Industry? I didn't realize that a handful of furtive scientific experiments with creating genetically identical cows had blossomed into an industry already. How much does a pound of clone sirloin cost?

      At that point they'll have to decide if they're going to put it out of it's misery or not.

      And the scientists are surely aware that 'putting a human thing out of its misery' means murder charges. There's plenty of other creatures to experiment with cloning on, creatures that can legally be euthanized if necessary, before the god-players and scientitians will tinker with human cloning.

    37. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by catbutt · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time believing someone would go to that much effort and not take credit for it. Who would have funded a project like that, just to keep it a secret? It may be controversial (to the extreme), but its a huge milestone and my bet is whoever would bother doing such a thing is going to want to claim the place in history books.

    38. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by _ludi_ · · Score: 1

      I don't feel 80 years is long enough for me to learn all that I want to learn...

      Thats what your next life is for...

    39. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 2

      To insist that ALL scientists are somehow inherently ehtical is a bit short sighted, in my opinion.

      I insist nothing, I said I find it is easy to believe. To insist is to try to force you to believe and I have not done that. Yes, some scientists will do anything for money and unfortunately despite the stupidity of career suicide some of them are brilliant. However, most scientists actually strive for peer recognition (which usually comes from publishing) unethical research will not get published in peer review journals, and yes that is a big deal.

    40. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by ywl · · Score: 1

      > To insist that ALL scientists are somehow inherently ehtical is a bit short sighted

      To insist that ALL scientist are somehow inherently ethical is reasonable because most of the scientists are NOT powerful (economically, politically and otherwise) enough to get away with violating legal and ethical rules.

      Some Dr. Evil who has a lot of money (and his own island) could - but show me one scientist who is that wealthy (and still actively engaging scientific research).

    41. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Telomeres. It's been solved. Harder are the genetic imprints, pieces of DNA that have to be methylated just right, and differently from in adults. You can still get a birth if you screw this up, but the kid will have some fucking weird disorders.

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    42. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by bbqBrain · · Score: 1
      That's very interesting. I wonder if the same could be accomplished through a retrovirus. While I find life extension ethically questionable (especially given the inevitable population surge), it at least beats creating and destroying dozens of human embryos. And it is certainly preferable to the next step Clonaid and friends claim to be researching:
      The Raelians believe their spiritual leader -- former French journalist Claude Vorilhon who now calls himself Rael -- is a direct descendant of these aliens. He says he has met with aliens and visited their planet. Rael told CNN in July 2001 that the long-term goal for human cloning is to live forever.

      Rael says the Raelians eventually want to learn how to clone an adult and then "transfer the brain to the clone."

      (snipped from today's CNN article)
      If I may pass judgement just this once...what a bunch of wackos. Break out the kool-aid, kids.
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    43. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by pig-wfa · · Score: 1
      As a side note, alot of research has been put into why cloned animals have shorter lifespans. What has been found is that there are specific bits of DNA that change over time and act as a kind of life clock... Since the DNA used is from an adult animal, the DNA has already counted upwards from it's start position... (they should have set that variable to zero!) Learning how to set these markers to their original settings may be the fountain of youth, or not... (that moral quandry is left for the reader to decide...) However, I think that if someone were to try to greatly extend their life, they'd have to start early (mid 20's maybe) though personally, I don't feel 80 years is long enough for me to learn all that I want to learn...
      eh... that's called decay. Every cell except certain nerve cells are constantly dividing. Each subsequent cell is not a perfect replica. During mitosis, approximately every millionth base pair is incorrectly assigned. As time goes on, the number of errors in every daughter cell are increased, since subsequent errors are added to existing errors. Tissues that regenerate faster are obviously more sensitive to this issue. Anyway, this changes is a natural form of mutation. Some mutation creates good results, but most...
    44. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by sk8king · · Score: 1

      And its only fun because of evolution. Those who found it fun or pleasurable [that word has such a bad connotation] did it more and reproduced more. Those that didn't find it fun didn't reproduce and those genes were lost.

    45. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      they should have set that variable to zero!

      This is how the OpenDNA project got started. NetDNA had all those uninitialized variables and mRNA overruns (where it would copy the wrong DNA), so some Scientologists in Canada forked the DNA and have been auditing it to remove these bugs.

    46. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by RickHunter · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yes, of course. Seriously, where do you think boy bands and most other "music stars" come from? You don't think they'd risk their investment on something as chancy as natural reproduction, do you? The result might actually have free will! Or singing talent!

    47. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      It did, you just slept through it. That will teach you not to hit the snooze button.

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    48. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      hah. The whole point of publishing and peer review is EGO. Not all scientists are motivated by pure EGO, however some are, and might get involved in human cloning for their own egotistal motivations. Also, for good reason many scientists think they can 'break the rules', if this weren't true nothing new would ever happen.

      Summary: to motivate a scientist, satisfy his ego. Not hard for Dr. Evil to do, there almost certainly is or will be a 'Mini Me'.

      For proof of the pull of Ego, the first Human Genome that was mapped was not an anonymous donor as was planned, it was the DNA of the head scientist on the project.

    49. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by ideonode · · Score: 1

      Silly People Don't Realize...

      Shouldn't that be 'Silly People Don't Raelize'... ;)

    50. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientists do not risk lives lightly, that is the job of the politician.
      This just made my quotefile!

    51. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You should use a tissue.

      For all the obvious reasons

    52. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      Break out the kool-aid, kids.

      Please. "Kool-aid" is so 1978. These days, it's all about applesauce and vodka, baby.

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    53. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Yes. There's a cattle cloning industry. Look it up.

      I don't know why you bothered to comment on that second statement, you're agreeing with me.

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    54. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by redfenix · · Score: 1

      You should tell my ex-wife that. She has the sex drive of a rock!

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    55. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Thanks for that image...

      "So, how is experiment 626 turning out?"
      'Not so good, we're getting a lot of abnormalities.'
      "Ah, screw this. Let's just brew some beer."
      'What?'
      "You know, we've got the tanks, I'll go down to the supply store and get the hops and yeast, toss all this crap out and we should be able to make 1000 gallons easy."
      '...ok.'

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    56. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She seemed to really get into it when I was fuckin' her, maybe you just weren't doing it right? I pulled it right out of her ass covered with a shit and cum milkshake with little smears of cherry-like red blood on it. Then I shoved it down her throat and that cum/shit mislkshake ran down her chin, she gagged and I came. After that she went home to you and you french kissed her. Remember that?

    57. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just jerk it into the toilet, with a porno mag propped up on the wall, when your finished you just flush it. It is FAR LESS MESSY that the paper towel method, and tissues? God, tissues would fall to soggy pieces under the onslaought of my gallons of hot white gaijin demon cum.

    58. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offense but what the bloody hell are either of you talking about? ;P

    59. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by okpunk · · Score: 1

      Get a fucking sense of humor, Data.

    60. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's quite evident now that cloned copies of animals, for example, don't necessarily have the exact genetic makeup of their contributing parts..the Discovery Channel had an interesting segment on it, actually, in which they displayed a house-cat that was "cloned" for the experiment..the clone was somewhat smaller, but had a radically different fur-colour pattern from its "parent."

    61. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by bbqBrain · · Score: 1

      "Kool-aid" refers to Jonestown

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    62. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thus, even the offspring of a brother and sister would not be a clone, since it would not have identical DNA to either its mother or father. Really? Damn. So much for "Plan B"...

    63. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Badge+17 · · Score: 1

      Ha! I read that just this morning...

      For those of you who are wondering, it can be found in Heinlein's book, "6 X H" (also known as "The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag") - along with some other truly wonderful stories. ("...and he build a crooked house")

      It's Ouroborosian!

    64. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Cyclometh · · Score: 2

      The cat in question was a clone, and did have the exact same genetic makeup. It would have to, otherwise it would not be a clone, by definition.

      However, it did go to show how much of the appearance of a cat is related to diet, environment, etc. I recall that even before it was born, scientists were saying that it wouldn't look identical to its "parent" (what's the word for the original of a clone with respect to the copy?) because of differences in diet of the cat carrying the fetus to term, as well as a multitude of other environmental factors.

      Actually, one thing that cloning could do for us is finally resolve the nature/nurture debate.

    65. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you base this on what? Your abundant lack of knowledge about cloning technology and basic biology?

      An abundant lack of something? I don't think you grammarized right, scooter.

      Basic biology covers cloning? No shit?

      Why is it difficult to believe that cloning has been experimented with and perhaps has produced a "working" human clone regardless of the fact that technology that YOU know about requires a few hundred times to get right? Are you too ignorant to consider that someone with a lot of money like say, AN ARMY, might be interested in investing in cloning? Oh but wait no, anyone doing so WOULD HAVE TOLD US. Your entire post is based off of assumption that what you know about cloning is absolute and true.

      But you probably didn't think about that before you posted that one dimensional crap.

    66. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by robinsoz · · Score: 1

      There is a cattle cloning industry now. For a price, Transova Genetics (http://www.transova.com) will supply you with a kit to select cells from your cow and for a somewhat higher price they will do the cloning work for you. The total price is a few tens of thousands of dollars. I could not find any reference to it on their web site, but I am a veterinary student and earlier this year collected a skin sample from a cow for possible cloning at their facility.

    67. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realize this, however:

      Human reproduction has an apallingly high failure rate.

      --TT

    68. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "1978" refers to Jonestown too...

    69. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha, good one. "Grammarized."

    70. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Losing. Losing. Losing! It's not fucking "loosing". Jesus Christ, did ANY of you pass 3rd grade English classes?

    71. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      In the case of my brothers and I, yes, that is what happened, according to the doctors. I don't know if that holds true for all identical triplets. (Oh, and it's cell mass, not cell.)

      Kierthos

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    72. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      they should have set that variable to zero! ::Raises hand::

      I'd like my variable set to negative maxint please!

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    73. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALL it needs is money and resources

      Actually all it requires is money. You can always buy resources.

    74. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Scene: A frat party. Lots of guys drinking various brands of bottled beer.

      Dude! What's that floating in your beer? Eeeew! GROSS! It's a FETUS!

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    75. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 2

      The whole point of publishing and peer review is EGO. Not all scientists are motivated by pure EGO, however some are, and might get involved in human cloning for their own egotistal motivations.

      Part of it is, I guess. Humans all have that. However, the main point of peer review is this. If I am a scientist and I say I "mapped the human genome of an anonymous donor." How can you a competing scientist check my work? If I use my own DNA and make it available it is verifiable. Having work reviewed by peers ensures A) that the work grants pay for is worthy B) the work we base progress (that is what it is about) on is actually progressive c) that the work is genuine. Yes, making a discovery is VERY satisfying however, making a discovery and having your colleagues disprove it is also satisfying as it shows that the system works.

    76. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by bitchazz · · Score: 1

      One name.... Josef Mengele

    77. Re:Silly People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words. Happy Sock

  6. Anyone have the schedule? by ergo98 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I want to know when the next ship to Blisstonia is.

    1. Re:Anyone have the schedule? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Na na na na na na na na!"

      "Batman! I mean, Leader!"

    2. Re:Anyone have the schedule? by voot · · Score: 1

      that was a great episode, like when home goes, "marge your the leader!"

  7. First Clone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Clone! What? I FAIL IT? Dang.

    1. Re:First clone? by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the gut claimed that he did the first clone after failing to do the first post on /.

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    2. Re:First clone? by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

      They're called twins!

      Nope. Allthough twins look alike, geneticly they're not.

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    3. Re:First clone? by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      Identical twins are genetic duplicates. A mistake is made during the first couple of cell divides and two cellular masses are formed. These two cellular masses then form to gentically alike individuals. Often minor phenotypic differences will come up, and sometimes under divergent environmental forces, extreme phenotypic can result. Then we get to see the results of Nature vs. Nurture.

      Fraternal twins are simply siblings born at the same time. They have no more chance of being gentic duplicats than any other set of siblings.

      And yes there is an extremely rare chance that a set of siblings could receive the exact same set of chromosomes from thier parents, making them genetic duplicates. I know of no known cases of this having actually happened though.

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    4. Re:First clone? by mrleemrlee · · Score: 1

      Identical twins are formed from a single egg-sperm combination. How could they not be genetically identical?

    5. Re:First clone? by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

      they're just not. Ask my biology teacher :P

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  8. Probably fake... by Bartmoss · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's assume this is just PR by a cult sect. But still, it is worrying - that here we have people who are willing to perform what amounts to human experimentation *despite* the defects shown in many of the cloned animals. Doing this to a human being is in my eyes not any better than the medical experiments conducted by the Nazis.

    We need to regulate this type of research and deal with rogue 'scientists' and 'doctors' who are willing to do such acts. Please note that I think an outright ban on human cloning is not a good idea, there is too much promise in the technology - just, we need to be very, very careful what we're doing with it.

    1. Re:Probably fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh it's real my friend. Just because you have a Ph.D doesn't mean you can't be a cult member.

      Shit Bin Laden's number one side kick was a prestigous surgeon in Egypt before he split for the terrorist life....

      Actually since cloning is part of the myth the cult is built around i'd say if anyone is gonna have the resources outside of the establishment to pull it off it's these guys, they get rich people to donate millions to them in the hope that they will clone their children.

      Also if you check out the leader she is a Professor at a respected University with a Phd in chemistry.

    2. Re:Probably fake... by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 2

      Maybe there is a legal loophole that allows them to do it because of religious reasons? I hope and doubt not. Now there's one for the courts.

      If ppl can strap dynamite around their waist a blow ppl up at a cafe or crash planes into buildings for religious reasons (okay that's debatable), then I'm sure there are ppl out there who would allow doctors to use their body to perform cloning in secrecy for religious reasons too. When they claim to of succeeded it can't be confirmed until a govt agency investigates too.

      The scary thing about cults is that they have total control and are well funded. In many regards cults and islamic militant groups are not too dissimilar.

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    3. Re:Probably fake... by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Doing this to a human being is in my eyes not any better than the medical experiments conducted by the Nazis.

      But what if that human is yourself? I imagine that's the logic that the cult would use. The baby gave permission because it's 'older' self accepted the procedure with full understanding of it's concequences. But I do agree with you, that would be like saying the older twin could make decisions for the younger because he's the same person with a little more experience.

    4. Re:Probably fake... by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > amounts to human experimentation *despite* the
      > defects shown in many of the cloned animals. Doing
      > this to a human being is in my eyes not any better
      > than the medical experiments conducted by the
      > Nazis.

      and it's somehow worse than doing it to other animals? What makes humans so special that we should be exempt from any kind of experimentation? We generally know more about ourselves than we do any other species on the planet, seems like we'd be the best candidates.

      Not that I'm suggesting we open the floodgates, I'm being rhetorical. But saying it's a bad idea just because the Nazi did it doesn't help either.

    5. Re:Probably fake... by Ded+Bob · · Score: 1

      Please note that I think an outright ban on human cloning is not a good idea, there is too much promise in the technology - just, we need to be very, very careful what we're doing with it.

      Although I dislike the idea of cloning a whole human, being able to grow a new limb or heart by itself would not trouble me nearly as much.

      I am still afraid that those 'scientists' and 'doctors' have little clue about what they are doing. I too can mix some chemicals around, but I have no idea about all of the consequences.

      /me as a chemist: "Oops. Nerve gas. <thud>"

    6. Re:Probably fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and it's somehow worse than doing it to other animals? What makes humans so special that we should be exempt from any kind of experimentation?
      For the same reason we can eat a ham on rye, but a "manwich" isn't really a "manwich"...
    7. Re:Probably fake... by SailorFrag · · Score: 1
      The general basis for arguments that humans are special is because, unlike all other animals, humans are sentient. If we had another sentient species we were aware of, I imagine that experimentation on them would be considered bad too.

      Some people theorize that dolphins are sentient, though there's a lot of people who are unconvinced... and that's offtopic anyway.

    8. Re:Probably fake... by slipgun · · Score: 2

      and it's somehow worse than doing it to other animals?

      It depends whether you believe that humans are, in any way at all, fundamentally different to animals. Which in turn depends on your religous (or otherwise) beliefs.

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    9. Re:Probably fake... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > not any better than the medical experiments conducted by the Nazis.

      Ooh, ooh, I'll do the obligatory invokation of Goodwin's law...

    10. Re:Probably fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me as a chemist: "Oops. Nerve gas. "


      If only we'd be so lucky...

    11. Re:Probably fake... by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2

      The difference being this actually is a good analogy, or at least a logical one depending on your stance on UFO's creating life.

    12. Re:Probably fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But without the medical experiments done by the Nazi's the medical knowledge we would have today would be much like that of the Victorian times...

    13. Re:Probably fake... by gte910h · · Score: 1

      We generally know more about ourselves than we do any other species on the planet, seems like we'd be the best candidates.
      Medical researchers know just as much if not more abou thte physiology of the common rat as they do humans. You'd be surprised how much they have to learn about the damn things to be a researcher. And yes, it is worse then doing it on other anamals. Are you some sort of Vegan or something? Otherwise I'd stop looking down that nose at the world. You can live just dandy without eating them, but the medical community CAN'T do a lot of reaseach without them.

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    14. Re:Probably fake... by Unordained · · Score: 1

      The scary thing about cults is that they have total control and are well funded. In many regards cults and islamic militant groups are not too dissimilar.

      you're only hitting the tip of the iceberg. islamic militant groups, like most extreme religious groups, do not represent the core values of their main faith. sect groups of any sort are considered dangerous because, as small groups, their beliefs may vary widely and go unchecked ... resulting in surprise attacks from before-unheard-of groups. but what we rarely see is that even mainstream religions are, at a certain point, sect groups. consider the relationship between protestants and catholics? protestants were born of an ideological revolution against mainstream catholic control. right now, iranian students are protesting that their government sentenced a man to death for suggesting a new path for islam in his country -- that individuals be able to interpret their faith on their own. but even catholics, and all christians, are a sect branching off of the older jewish faith ... just as islam is. at each branch, people believed, deep down, they were doing what was right for themselves. and when they became extremists, they believed they were doing what was right for everybody else too. now consider the spin this puts on things like separation of church and state -- does a mainstream religion become oppressive the moment it gains a foot in the government of a country, regardless of whether its actions are good or bad? we already have laws that apply to all of us, even when we don't all agree. laws based on religious belief would be no different -- some of us believe one thing, some another ... it's hard to distinguish, in a democracy (of sorts) whether our laws are based on religious lobbying or individual beliefs -- because a single faith my have sway over a majority of the people in the country. do you ban an opinion or an experiment because of its source? thus, if a government gives money to somebody to experiment ... or in any way funds projects that -may- be related to an idea spawned, at some point, by a religious concept ... are we breaking separation of church and state? are we giving in to sect groups, funding them, aiding them to oppress the rest of the population? is it oppression, when we believe differently from those of a certain group, and force our government to uphold our ideals rather than theirs?

      most of us believe the state has one rule -- that it shall govern how we interact with each other, but stay out of our personal business. (not the case in some states, by the way, that have rules about how you may go about romping in bed with even your wife...) in the case of cloning, what's the test? same class (DNA) ... different instance (child.) who is the government going to protect? and from what?

      group discussion.

    15. Re:Probably fake... by mstyne · · Score: 2

      Ding Ding Ding

      Godwin's Law!

      Thanks for playing!

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    16. Re:Probably fake... by ari_j · · Score: 2

      Because, as the Old Testament of the Bible tells us (and thus as is valid for all Judaism-descended religions), God made Adam master of all the other animals.

    17. Re:Probably fake... by ipinkus · · Score: 1
      • ...Are you some sort of Vegan or something? Otherwise I'd stop looking down that nose at the world. You can live just dandy without eating them, but the medical community CAN'T do a lot of reaseach without them...

      What the hell are you trying to say man? You can live "just dandy" without eating Vegans? Or, only Vegans are allowed to "look down that nose at the world"? Someone help me out here...

    18. Re:Probably fake... by bernz · · Score: 2

      But Adam could not eat of the Animals. That wasn't allowed til Noah.

    19. Re:Probably fake... by gillbates · · Score: 5, Insightful
      What makes humans so special that we should be exempt from any kind of experimentation?

      This is very shallow reasoning, but unfortunately very common. When the line between animals and humans is blurred, treating humans as animals becomes ethically justifiable. If the notion that humans are little more than advanced animals is allowed to lodge in the collective political mindshare, then abuses far worse than what the Nazis did will become commonplace.

      The battle over cloning is not a battle to prevent the advance of technology. The problem is one of ethics - if cloning becomes widespread, humans may very well become disposable - subject to arbitrary termination when their "useful" lives are over. The primary problem of the human condition has never been the cure of disease, but rather the lack of respect that various groups show each other. All of the major atrocities in history start with the devaluation of the human: the Nazis devalued the lives of Jews; Stalin devalued the lives of his opponents; Pol Pot, the lives of his people; the American South, the lives of Blacks. Once the notion that certain classes of people were somehow inferior to others arose, it followed logically that the inferior were not worthy of the respect of the superior (whoever they claimed to be...) Cloning represents the separation of humans into two classes, cloned and uncloned. Once this distinction is made, and once obtaining an "ideal" (read: obedient, hard-working, easily exploitable) human becomes a matter of technology, people in general will become commodified and exploited in ways far worse than they have been in the past. There will be little need to treat a person with dignity and respect once obtaining a "replacement" becomes a simple matter of gathering a few hairs and calling a cloning agency.

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    20. Re:Probably fake... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      worrying - that here we have people who are willing to perform what amounts to human experimentation *despite* the defects shown in many of the cloned animals.

      Relax. The kid only has to live long enough for the next comet passing.

    21. Re:Probably fake... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The general basis for arguments that humans are special is because, unlike all other animals, humans are sentient. If we had another sentient species we were aware of, I imagine that experimentation on them would be considered bad too.

      What exactly is "sentient"? There are defective or injured humans that are probably less intelligent than the smartest apes, I would note.

    22. Re:Probably fake... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      and it's somehow worse than doing it to other animals? What makes humans so special that we should be exempt from any kind of experimentation?

      Generally the "cute" animals are also exempt, researchers are finding out the hard way. Most protest signs picture the cuter animals. Thus, they now endevour to breed ugly apes and ugly rats.

    23. Re:Probably fake... by thx2001r · · Score: 1

      True, and of course, there's much better animals to try this with from a simple research point of view! Simply because of the fact that humans take 9 months to have offspring. It'd be better to find animals with much shorter cycles than humans.

      Plus, the fact that dogs and other animals don't tend to sue people. A pissed off volunteer to carry a clone baby could always change her mind later and decide to sue the researchers.

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    24. Re:Probably fake... by voot · · Score: 1

      heh, i dont think it would work that way for some reason because they are not the same person even thou they are, hell i dont know its confuseing

    25. Re:Probably fake... by SailorFrag · · Score: 1
      sentient

      \Sen"ti*ent\, a. [L. sentiens, -entis, p. pr. of sentire to discern or perceive by the senses. See Sense.] Having a faculty, or faculties, of sensation and perception.
      Specif. (Physiol.), especially sensitive; as, the sentient extremities of nerves, which terminate in the various organs or tissues.

      Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

      OK, so the dictionary's not all that helpful... but basically the difference is that people are self-aware, whereas animals are not. You don't see animals going around wondering about religion, if cloning is moral, etc.
    26. Re:Probably fake... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Godwin is just a man. If we cannot outlaw cloning, how can anyone outlaw threads with the word nazi. If we cannot discuss the mistakes of the past, we are doomed to repeat them.

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    27. Re:Probably fake... by ari_j · · Score: 2

      And you're still not supposed to eat other people. If you were disagreeing with my counterpoint that cloning people is on a different level than cloning other animals, you've failed.

    28. Re:Probably fake... by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > This is very shallow reasoning, but unfortunately
      > very common. When the line between animals and
      > humans is blurred, treating humans as animals
      > becomes ethically justifiable.

      You got a good point.. but in response, again I say, what makes humans so special that we should treat ourselves better than we do animals? :)

      I'm not a PETA nutjob or anything, I'm simply acting as a devil's advocate.

      Put it this way, if there was some higher conscience out there, something so advanced that humans and other animals would appear equally primitive, what do humans have that would make them a less likely target for experimentation?

      Or in the moral sense, what would this advanced conscience see in the behavior of humans compared to the behavior of mice that would encourage them to decide that devaluing humans was worse than devaluing mice?

      The entire human history is barely a word long in the novel that is the entire universe. I have no expectation that anyone out there sees me as anything of value, and while I do have a vested interest in staying alive, I do it with the detachment to realize I'm equally as important as the aforementioned mouse.

    29. Re:Probably fake... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      but basically the difference is that people are self-aware, whereas animals are not.

      I don't think that is true. Look at the complex social hierarchies/structures of wolves. You have to be "self aware" to manage and realize your standing in the group.

      You don't see animals going around wondering about religion, if cloning is moral, etc.

      Hardly a decent criteria for determine who to experiment on. BTW, Athiests are not "sentient"?

    30. Re:Probably fake... by gillbates · · Score: 2
      what makes humans so special that we should treat ourselves better than we do animals?

      Well, just a few points:

      • Humans are capable acting according to reason, rather than instinct. In times of famine, individual humans can suppress their urge to gorge themselves so that scarce resources are equitably distributed, and everyone lives. Even herding animals (deer, in particular) will starve in such conditions - the stronger, or more fortunate will eat all of the available food leaving the weaker ones to die of starvation.
      • Humans are capable of love and compassion.
      • Humans are capable of appreciating beauty.
      • Humans are capable of understanding morality, and often seek to do what is right. Animals show no such understanding; even the most advanced species are nowhere close to being as benevolent as some of the most selfish humans. It would seem that animals are incapable of altruism - their actions are almost entirely motivated by self-interest, whether driven by instinct or external stimuli.
      • Humans are conscious, if even in a rudimentary sense, of their Creator.

      Okay, I'll qualify the last two. At the most basic level, almost all people believe their is a difference between right and wrong, and that we should seek to do what's right. Even though opinions vary widely about which behaviors are right and wrong, whether or not God exists (and if so, what He's like), very few people are indifferent to evil. Animals show no indication of understanding a morality, or of any difference between ordered and disordered actions. I sincerely doubt that the rabbit who ate the carrots in my mother's garden felt any sense of guilt for having done so. However, I also doubt that my mother could shoot a rabbit without feeling some guilt - even though such an action would benefit her personally. This ability to be empathetic to others, even to the point of guilt, is perhaps one of the most striking differences between animals and humans. Though we may be very similar to animals from a biological point of view, one could not claim that humans are animals without ignoring the artistic, technological, sociological, and theological aspects of our existence.

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    31. Re:Probably fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hardly a decent criteria for determine who to experiment on. BTW, Athiests are not "sentient"?

      I think that when it comes down to it, atheists do a lot more wondering about religion and morality than the general populace. It must strike them as particularly curious that the overwhelming majority of the world believes in something they claim does not exist...

      No, I'm not an atheist, and I don't mean to flame, but I realize that even the staunchest atheist understands morality on a level far above the most advanced animals.

    32. Re:Probably fake... by Dwonis · · Score: 2

      Cloning humans is not illegal in Canada. Unfortunately, it probably will be soon. Personally, I think banning the technology is way too premature.

    33. Re:Probably fake... by ninewands · · Score: 2

      I have no idea where they performed the cloning, but ... religious purposes or not, if they performed the procedure within the United States and did not receive FDA approval of their procedure first, they violated any number of FDA regulations and, therefore, federal law.

      I seriously DOUBT that the Supreme Court would uphold a First Amendment challenge to the regulations because they do NOT ban cloning, they merely require FDA approval of the procedure first.

      Anybody wanna make book that the anti-cloning law George wanted from the last Congress won't FLY through this Congress? Especially on the heels of this news?

    34. Re:Probably fake... by ninewands · · Score: 2

      My personal opinion is that all this research into cloning mammals is premature.

      The high failure rate and the problem of accelerated aging in most cloned mammals indicate that the researchers don't know nearly enough about what they're doing. It seems to me that there would be a much higher probability of success in cloning "higher" animals if they solved the worst of the problems by working with the less highly evolved/specialized vertebrates (i.e. fish and/or amphibians) before moving on to more complex animals.

    35. Re:Probably fake... by ninewands · · Score: 2

      Errrm ... I strongly doubt that the Raelians consider their religious beliefs to be Judaeo/Christian/Islamic in origin. Furthermore, basing the justification for any position, pro or con, on a specific religious text renders that opinion too easily evaded to be acceptable. Try again.

    36. Re:Probably fake... by ninewands · · Score: 2
      Quoth the poster:
      Put it this way, if there was some higher conscience out there, something so advanced that humans and other animals would appear equally primitive, what do humans have that would make them a less likely target for experimentation?

      So ... you would throw up a straw man (look it up before you try to say this is not a straw man argument) to justify your argument? The parent poster's argument is that we should not do this to ourselves because if we treat humans as being as "disposable" as "lower animals" then the excesses of the Nazis, Stalin and Pol Pot become ethically acceptable. I find this to be a rather persuasive argument and I find your attempt to evade it by raising the straw man of a "higher consciousness" offensive. The debate is not whether a "higher consciousness" should be cloning humans (in fact, I'll even concede that such cloning might be morally justifiable), it's about whether humans should be cloning humans.

      I know that it sounds solipsistic, but humans are the top of the evolutionary chain, as we understand it, therefore humans are the most complex and highly specialized creatures on the planet. We are therefore, by definition, going to have more trouble cloning ourselves than the so-called "lower animals". Since conducting research into the creation of new lives is going to have (actually, has had) terribly high failure rates the suffering and waste of life will be minimized by working with simpler animals before moving on to the more complex.
    37. Re:Probably fake... by ninewands · · Score: 2

      I agree ... given the differences in the state of medical technology now and in the 1940's I see little difference between human cloning research now and Mengele injecting dye into the eyes of Jewish children trying to turn their eyes blue.

    38. Re:Probably fake... by thogard · · Score: 2

      Humans are capable acting according to reason, rather than instinct.
      Ever have a long lived pet? They act according to reason and not instinct. A typical 15 year old cat will show many of the signs of reason that a 2 year old human will. Most of your other points don't apply to children under 2 since that part of "human development" hasn't been developed. One of the reasons for the "terrible twos" is that is when human brians start asorbing the concepts you see here. Its just that apes and cats take longer. Most cats start showing some of these traits between 10 and 15 but that approaces their expected life span.

      Humans are capable of love and compassion. Once again, check out pets. The oldest cat tends to hold a grudge about about the same time as my sister for about the same things. Did one learn it from the other? Your example of the rabbit implys that the rabbit understands the concept of property and ownership and then has the freewill to steal or not. If you replace the rabbit with a communal group of humans and put them in the same situation, you may find they act with the same morals as the rabbit. Many Indians were killed for "theft". Same thing has happend anywhere where land property concepts were intorduced to people that didn't use the concept and it typicaly resulted in the deaths of large numebrs of the uncultured people.

      Respect for human life varys quite a bit in different cultures. One thing is univerally true, as the population density increases, the mutual respect for others goes down.

      As far as your example of humans being able to suppress their urges to eat (and I assume reproduce) is wrong. Kangaroos are much better at both than humans. Just compare the current death rate of roos in the drought areas of Australia to human death rate in Ethiopia. Roos (and many marsupials) adjust their gestation period around food supply vs local demand for that food which is something humans havn't done yet.

    39. Re:Probably fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most common asthma inhaler used today is about 4 generations removed from a unsucessful truth serum that didn't work so well on Dr Mengele's research victims but helped with their asthma. Thanks to the help of misguided ethnic groups, that research isn't public so now we have a near monopoly with one company selling 99% of the asthma steroid treatments to the world.

    40. Re:Probably fake... by null-sRc · · Score: 1

      .... treating humans as animals SHOULD BE ethically justifiable.. :D life is life, treat is with respect. you're going about it kinda backwards.. the line between animal and human should be blurred, not elimnated of course that is ridiculous, we can't have voting monkeys (or do we already? jk :D) I suppose I would have to agree that when choosing between saving the life of a human or an animal, I would choose human, yet when it comes to inducing pain and suffering... well then no sentient being should be subjected to such.

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    41. Re:Probably fake... by ari_j · · Score: 2

      Mine was a counterpoint - read its parent. And I wasn't making a case for the Raelians being Judeo-Christian in origin at all (although they may or may not claim to be - I simply don't care enough to give them the benefit of researching this garbage), but rather citing one specific example of how many people in the world and, in particular, in the West would justify the different views between cloning a sheep and cloning a human.

    42. Re:Probably fake... by incog8723 · · Score: 1

      This is very shallow reasoning, but unfortunately very common. When the line between animals and humans is blurred, treating humans as animals becomes ethically justifiable.

      First of all, I am very loose with my ethics, but I agree with you for different reasons.

      Last time I checked, I wasn't a plant. Humans are animals. Believing ourselves to be something greater than an animal is simple hubris. I don't mean to discount your ethics or morality, but it is just a fact of life. We are animals. We have no more right to live than a quark, or a TCP packet.

      That being said, I agree with what you say about human commodity. However, the key here is that people are oft-times revolutionary. If bad things happen, long enough, the greater good will prevail. Passivity is the nurturer of corruption, and that's exactly what happened in Nazi Germany. The Jews didn't believe they had the right by God to bring vengeance upon the regime. It wasn't so much ignorance, because everyone knew what was going on; it was simple fear (rightfully so).

      Hitler was a scared little man, and it took the world a while to realize the potential danger of his flimsy charisma. But the point here is that he was more scared of revolt. His father, and his father's faith, I think was what he really hated and feared.

      THAT being said, I think cloning humans for any purpose is a waste of time and energy. Three scenarios:

      1) Harvesting of organs

      Absolutely sickening--No one would ever stand for it.

      2) For infertile parents who want to have a child.

      Again, sickening. There are thousands of children who need homes already. No need to create more.

      3) Science.

      This is the one that bothers me the least, but I still think every medical revelation possible can be achieved without bringing new lifeforms in this world. Just think how you would feel on your 7th birthday, when instead of learning that Santa Claus doesn't exist, you learned that you were a clone, grown to harvest organs for someone just like you in Canada, or perhaps to be studied for your entire life in captivity.

      --

      Conclusion: No good uses of cloning can be determined.

      However, and like another poster mentioned, I am not an animal rights freak, but to lambast upon how we're better than sheep is outrageous. We share the world with a multitude of organisms, and we are no more 'special' than they are. If they were not here, we would not be either, because we systematically slaughter most of the edible ones, and eat them. (plants included, for you vegetarians).

      Sometimes, I think science should be abolished. In the end, it makes it easier for us to hurt ourselves. Medical technology is just chasing chemistry and physics around with a yardstick, patching the wounds.

    43. Re:Probably fake... by danox · · Score: 2

      As far as your example of humans being able to suppress their urges to eat (and I assume reproduce) is wrong. Kangaroos are much better at both than humans. Just compare the current death rate of roos in the drought areas of Australia to human death rate in Ethiopia. Roos (and many marsupials) adjust their gestation period around food supply vs local demand for that food which is something humans havn't done yet.

      This example is not really relevant to the point you are responding to. Kangaroos do not adjust their gestation period conciously. You don't see a girl kangaroo talking to a boy kangaroo saying "I really want to, but there's no food around, and what if I get pregnant? we really couldn't support a little joey with the drought and all . . ". The post you are responding to makes the point that humans are capable of making exactly such rational decisions, rather than changing their behaviour based purley on genetic traits developed through evolution in harshly arid areas.

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    44. Re:Probably fake... by Bartmoss · · Score: 2

      I think there is no real legal loophole, cloning just isn't covered by most countries' laws because it's too new. Wouldn't call that a loophole. Still, this is hardly established procedure and has many known risks, so it really is human experimentation. Very nazi-esque.

      And you are right, extremist groups of any cause are pretty much alike. No matter whether they're political, christian, jewish, cultish, or islamic.

    45. Re:Probably fake... by Bartmoss · · Score: 2

      I do not mind the procedure itself, I strongly object that it is being attempted on humans while it is showing such obvious problems in animals. That's the part that makes it look like the concentration camp medical experiments of the Nazis.

      Once it actually works I do not see cloning as being that much different from any other kind of reproduction. It remains the question whether this is particularily healthy for the gene pool, but that is an entirely different matter.

    46. Re:Probably fake... by Bartmoss · · Score: 2

      Well, call the fact that we value humans over other creatures 'specism' if you want. No creature deserves unnecessary cruel treatment; I am not going to go into philosophy over the issue. Common opinion though is that animals are pets or food at best, and vermin at worst. My personal "standard" is being self aware and having a certain level of intelligence. And yes I think it'd be quite okay to do this type of thing with human cells or small lumps thereof (just as I consider abortion okay within a certain time period). However, the cloned baby will - if we use the as yet cloned animals as an example - probably be born and live a while and then develop deformities, cancer, whatever you call it (I am system operator and not doctor, Jim). That is the cruel part.

    47. Re:Probably fake... by Bartmoss · · Score: 2

      Ah, but maybe that is exactly what's happening. It'd certainly explain a lot of shit that's been happening on our planet. ;-)

      Seriously though, there is probably not much to argue about. If nothing else, we ourselves have set the precedent that it is okay for a "higher" lifeform to experiment with a "lower" lifeform so we couldn't really complain. Of course we probably wouldn't even understand that we're being experimented with.

      Maybe it's human arrogance, but I would say that we proved to be the "highest" life form on earth simply by conquering the world and setting up a technological civilization. We don't really have any other standard to measure such things by, so it's really a question for theologists and philosphers. And I'd really, really like the religious nuts to shut the hell up about pretty much any issue that concerns the real world.

      No offense to any self-proclaimed religious or other kind of nut intended.

    48. Re:Probably fake... by Bartmoss · · Score: 2

      Well I don't think cloning is all that different from other ways of artificial reproduction/fertilization. It's just a lot more complicated, and right now results a very, very high risk of defomities/defects in the newly created offspring. Since the known risks are so high, it should not be used on humans, or on any kind of larger scale on animals.

    49. Re:Probably fake... by hal9000 · · Score: 1

      If the notion that humans are little more than advanced animals is allowed to lodge in the collective political mindshare, then abuses far worse than what the Nazis did will become commonplace.

      Huh?

      Humans aren't "little more than advanced" animals. We are animals. All of us. Nazis and Jews alike. Might as well face the truth.

      Granted, most political leaders still seem to think humans have some special status, handed down by some supernatural power, but you can't just assume that someone who doesn't see a fundamental line between humans and animals is a tyrant! In fact, I've seen just the opposite. People who know that the difference between animals is of degree, not of kind (as Darwin put it), seem to appreciate animals more like humans, rather than humans like animals.

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  9. another news link by ChristTrekker · · Score: 3, Informative

    Saw this earlier today. Probably based on the same news feed, but what the hey. Here you go.

  10. Raelians == UFO Cult by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wouldn't put too much weight on what they Raelians say, this is a publicity stunt and I wouldn't be surprised if the Scientologists were saying the same. There definition of a cloned human probably follows their guidelines too and not scientifically sound.

    In my neighorhood for quite some time the Raelians have been trying to recruit ppl. They drive around in this van with sparkling stickers - kind of like a moving target. I got one of their fliers one day and had quite chuckle. I don't think they are too far off Scientologists either. There is some info on the Raelians here.

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    1. Re:Raelians == UFO Cult by greenhide · · Score: 2

      Never, ever write "ppl" in a paragraph that you want any person to take seriously.

      Whatever. Most of what he said was interesting. Sure, my eyes sort of slowed down over the "ppl", but overall his post was useful info.

      IHBT

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    2. Re:Raelians == UFO Cult by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The Raelians, who claim 55,000 members worldwide, believe human life was created by DNA brought to earth by an alien race. Their founder and leader is Rael, a former French journalist known as Claude Vorilhon.

      The group's headquarters, called UFO Land, are located in Valcourt, Que., about 200 km east of Montreal."

      I have to agree. These guys come in pretty low on the credibility meter, although ABC and the BBC are carrying the story. These are the same folks who announced that US and Korean scientists implanted an embryo in a Korean woman in July.
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/214 8864.st m
      http://english.pravda.ru/main/2002/07/25/33137. htm l

      I know I've read of others claiming to have cloned a human, to be born this year. They usually come across as crackpots. Of course I wonder if the "crackpopts" are claiming it, what are the "non-crackpots" up to? I wouldn't be surprised if it has already happened.

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    3. Re:Raelians == UFO Cult by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      I'm usually on irc and writing ppl for people and src for source is a habit. So are all the other irc abbreviations. I suppose the == was a bad thing too? This is slashdot, it says news for _nerds for a reason you insensitive clod. Your probably one of those business types.

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    4. Re:Raelians == UFO Cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's the difference between jargon (esp. definition 3) and slang. With jargon, people who aren't in your group don't understand == means "is equal to". With slang, people may understand "ppl" == "people", but they think you are a fucktard.

    5. Re:Raelians == UFO Cult by chris234 · · Score: 1

      I tend to reserve my grammar wrath for the twits who use the word "boxen"....

    6. Re:Raelians == UFO Cult by betaray · · Score: 1

      The next person that says, "methinks" gets a foot in the ass!

    7. Re:Raelians == UFO Cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Raelians, who claim 55,000 members worldwide, believe human life was created by DNA brought to earth by an alien race. Their founder and leader is Rael, a former French journalist known as Claude Vorilhon. So Fox Moulder is a Raelian?

    8. Re:Raelians == UFO Cult by cupboy · · Score: 1

      Prepare the intergalactic jumpsuit.

  11. clones by ryan89 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just what we need, a bunch of cloned Canadiens... Why didn't they choose to clone some Swedish chicks?

    1. Re:clones by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      Heh, reckon if illegal immigrants were Scandanavian blondes they'll be deported? Deport some over here.

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    2. Re:clones by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't be fooled. It's all a plot to resurrect this guy.

      I, for one, welcome our hockey and donut-eating overlords.

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    3. Re:clones by Glytch · · Score: 5, Funny

      And at the last supper, He took a Boston Cream, broke it and said, "This is what's it's all aboot. Munch on this in memory of me." And he took the Medium Double-Double, drank from it and said, "Hey, drink this in memory of me, eh?"

      (I am *so* going to hell...)

    4. Re:clones by ari{Dal} · · Score: 2

      What's scary is, at least in the maritimes, you're not far off in how tim horton's is regarded (said as i sip my own morning tim's cafe mocha & choc. chip muffin)

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    5. Re:clones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All hosers go to heaven.

    6. Re:clones by Glytch · · Score: 2

      Oh, I know. :) I'm a New Brunswicker myself. The 24-hour Tim's that was a 2-minute walk from my dorm saved my sanity at college.

    7. Re:clones by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Well, you see, those Canadian clones only cost 60% as much as Euro or American clones...

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    8. Re:clones by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      If you're able to sip your choc. chip muffin it's been sitting out way too long.... I'd opt for something fresher.

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    9. Re:clones by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      I, for one, welcome our hockey and donut-eating overlords.

      I dunno, when they start eating hockey I'm gonna be a bit worried.

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    10. Re:clones by RabidMonkey · · Score: 1

      they have computers in NB? Wow ... I thought everything east and west of Ontario was a desolate wasteland, inhabited by beavers and newfies.

      You learn something new every day :)

      I was out in NB last Nov .. loved it there, but seriously, outside of living in Moncton, and working in one of their many call centres, where is the main Geek market? I understand a lot of the companies out there need IT, but which ones? I'm looking for a move somewhere new ... :)

      Cheers.

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    11. Re:clones by Glytch · · Score: 2

      There's a few big companies in Fredericton, but honestly, your best bet is to try to get a job with NBTel. There's always the usual IT departments at office buildings, too.

      If you need broadband, check if NBTel's "Vibe" DSL service is available where you want to live. Roger's high-speed cable is totally worthless. NBTel's DSL is much more reliable. And no, I don't work for them. :)

      Everything in the north (where I am, alas) is pretty much empty as far as tech jobs go, unless you want to sell Compaqs at Staples. I'm not in the tech industry, so it's not so bad for me. (If you're looking for a good camera, on the other hand, check my employer. :) )

    12. Re:clones by vidicon · · Score: 1

      Yah like Pamela Anderson, or Trish Stratus, or Kim Cattral or ...

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    13. Re:clones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better clones Canadian than American fat ass!

      You didn't read the article. Apparently, the baby is a clone of its american mother. That's what they said in the newspaper (source AP)

    14. Re:clones by still_sick · · Score: 2

      "I, for one, welcome our hockey and donut-eating overlords."

      Not all of us eat hockey! Only, like, half of us - at the most!

      (runs away crying)

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    15. Re:clones by gabba_gabba_hey · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our hockey and donut-eating overlords.

      Forgive the ignorance of a non-Canadian but while I'm all for the donut bit, how exactly does one eat hockey?

  12. legs by matt4077 · · Score: 0

    I hope it has legs, or did they clone a WWII veteran?

  13. Wow by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

    I travel through Canada regulrly, enroute to the more western portions of the US.

    It appears that they have finally invented a way to overcome boredom up there.

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    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe they're building an army to keep out ignorant pricks like you.

    2. Re:Wow by joshtimmons · · Score: 1

      If they're so bored, why not use the old fashioned way of making babies?

      Cloning isn't necessarty.

  14. Too bad... by TopShelf · · Score: 2

    Cloning has the potential to really help some couples with fertility issues - it's too bad that the popular discussion of cloning has obscured that point. Certainly nuts like these Raelians don't help matters much!

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    1. Re:Too bad... by Waab · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cloning has the potential to really help some couples with fertility issues

      Adoption also has the potential to really help some couples with fertility issues. Granted, it doesn't carry the same pride of ownership, but it's still a proven alternative. After all, modern medical science has pretty much got the entire adoption procedure down. Rarely, if ever, do adoptions produce the kinds of defects seen in animal cloning and feared possible in human cloning.

    2. Re:Too bad... by TopShelf · · Score: 2
      Unless you've been through the struggle of working through these issues, I wouldn't casually toss out the recommendation of adoption. That's a slap in the face to those who want a child of their own flesh and blood more than anything.

      Not to say that adoption is a bad thing at all - but that the majority of folks who can have kids easily never face that prospect. When science makes advances that allow more people to have their own babies, it's obviously the more preferred choice for those who could use it.

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    3. Re:Too bad... by sandow · · Score: 1

      Fertility issues? For most of the world, fertility issues involves trying not to conceive!

      Cloning as a way to reproduce won't be the main application. Growing organs for transplant, now that's compelling. You think drug dependancy related crime is bad. Wait until you get mugged by a guy who needs a heart! Gives the phrase "We're off to see the wizard" a much darker meaning.

    4. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how's what the poster said it a slap in the face? Do people think they are so important to the biology of the world that they have to reproduce??

    5. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who's sister had to adopt a child from ANOTHER COUNTRY because she couldn't GET APPROVED THROUGH THE US PROCESS, let me assure you that adoption is not a trivial matter.

      Quite frankly, adoption is a noble concept but has been red-taped into a freakin' corner in the US.

      And even if you're rich/connected enough to get through the process, like it or not that child isn't your own flesh and blood. For better or worse, children means passing on your genes. There *is* something missing when you have no choice but to adopt.

      Beyond that every friend I've known who "discovered" they were adopted formed a deep resentment against their adopted mother & father. Hell, a cousin of mine is the same way.

      It'll be interesting to see what happens with my sister. She & her husband are WASPs. Her daughter is Chinese. No mysteries for that child.

    6. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what is missing? why is it so important that your genetic code is passed on?

    7. Re:Too bad... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Cloning has the potential to really help some couples with fertility issues"

      How so?

      I can't see ANY advantage cloning has over currently available techniques. It does not address any problems with carrying to term - more likely will introduce problems. As for "Child of their own" issues, cloning seems to rival surrogacy/egg donation/sperm donation with moral and legal questions.

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    8. Re:Too bad... by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Personally I think cloning isn't the best way to deal with infertility...assuming you've got a couple, there are two sets of DNA, why not combine them rather than just select one?

      Regardless, cloning's potential has more to do with our taking the random chance out of human reproduction, and actively seleting the genetics of our offspring.

      Otherwise, look at what will happen. Darwinian natural selection no longer works on humans, since we don't let it work (if someone is born with bad vision, we give them glasses rather than letting them be killed by a mastodon they didn't see coming, etc....). Our species is going to gradually slide backwards and degenerate, because we are unwilling to accept the low survival rate that natural selection requires to just maintain the species. Things like cloning (and other ways of picking and choosing the exact genes of our offspring) are necessary if you want to avoid degeneration of our gene pool....or, we should let nature do its thing and when a child is born with medical problems, let it die rather than fixing the symptoms and letting it pass those defective genes on.

      Just my opinion, but anyone who looks closely at the way evolution and natural selection works will realize it works very badly when the survival rate is as high as it is for (1st world) humans. And I'm talking about "maintainance" evolution, such as keeping our immunities strong, not just evolving "new features".

    9. Re:Too bad... by TopShelf · · Score: 2
      The pivotal technique with cloning (inserting DNA from another cell into a hollowed egg cell) can specifically help those women who don't possess viable eggs for a variety of reasons. Assisted Reproductive Techniques (ART) currently available all use basically sound egg cells as a starting point:

      1. A variety of hormonal treatments regulate the menstrual cycle and help produce more and/or more mature egg cells (like Clomid, HCG, etc.)
      2. IUI (Inter-Uterine Injection) and ICSI help sperm locate and/or penetrate the egg.
      3. In-Vitro Fertilization basically bypasses the fallopian tubes, by taking the eggs directly from the ovary, having conception take place in a petri dish, waiting a few days for the cells to start dividing, then implanting the embryo into the uterus.

      That's hardly an exhaustive list, but having spent about $20K on stuff like this over the last few years (and getting rewarded with a pair of happy, healthy twins), I've learned more than I ever wanted to know about this stuff!

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    10. Re:Too bad... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Other uses:
      -For the ugly geek + super hot chick who want to have a baby but don't want the ugly guy's genes screwing up the life of their future child. Also, if one partner has some disease that is carried genetically.

      -To clone that ex-girlfriend you've always wanted to get back by stealing one of her hairs and taking it to a cloning lab.

      -One last use is to try for a sort of immortality. Clone yourself and then, after making sure that the clone doesn't make any of the same mistakes you made etc, kill yourself. After all it *is* you right?

      --
      Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
    11. Re:Too bad... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "help those women who don't possess viable eggs for a variety of reasons"

      Understood, but the questions arise
      - Who's egg?
      - Who's DNA?

      If one assumes a donor egg, the nucleus must come from either the putative Mommy or Daddy, which throws the current legal and social concepts of parenthood into a cocked hat.

      Scenario 1: Clone of "Daddy" with a donated egg. "Mommy" is now effectively a surrogate mother, with no genetic relationship to the child. Does she have a legal relationship? Does the egg donor? Does "Daddy" have exclusive rights?

      Scenario 2: Clone of "Mommy" with donated egg. Now "Daddy" has no relationship with the child, nor probably a legal one.

      None of this matters if all goes well, but if the shit hits the fan (divorce, the child has physical problems) then I think we'll wish we had thought about this stuff a little more.

      BTW, Congrats on the twins. I have in-laws that were in the same boat as you, and it sounds like your story has a happy ending.

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    12. Re:Too bad... by Elledan · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as a right to reproduce.

      Therefore, unless there's a very good reason to do so, any non-natural method of reproducing is to be avoided.

      So if you can't produce offspring the 'natural' way, but still feel the desire to raise a child, you can adopt a child which might otherwise have had a very miserable life.

      The outright refusal of some people to adopt a child because a child carrying their own genes is 'so much more fun', or whichever pitiful excuse only provides proof for the theory that the behaviour of humans, too, is often regulated by our genes.
      The (human) body as a way for the genes to exist. Your genes first.

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    13. Re:Too bad... by Shads · · Score: 1

      > what is missing? why is it so important
      > that your genetic code is passed on?

      Because passing your genetic code on is the entire reason for procreation in the first place...

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      Shadus
    14. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that every friend I've known who "discovered" they were adopted formed a deep resentment against their adopted mother & father.

      Bah! Everyone I know of who "discovered" they were adopted has absolutely no such resentment. The people they grew up with are thier families. Who the genes came from amounts to little more than curiosity.

      Not that my sample size is likely differ from your sample size by more than one or two.

    15. Re:Too bad... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Well, that depends on how the "discovery" occurred. I have observed that when someone "discovers" that their "parents" have been lying to them for 20+ years about a fact(adoption), that there is a period of adjustment.

      I have also observed healthy families made up of nothing but adopted children where the fact of the adoption was a part of the basic information the children get along with learning to talk... ie we chose you, you weren't an "accident" you belong, and we want you.

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  15. religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Raelians are not a religion, it is considered in France as a sect! This is exctally where the states have to act : private funds lead to uncontrolled (and oftenly) unethical research.

    1. Re:religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry commie. See here in America we have Freedom of Religion. This means that even if what you believe in doesn't jive with Christian values you can still do it. Maybe Jesus say cloning is unethical, but according to the raelians cloning is extremely ethical! So keep your holier than thou judgemental euro shit to yourself scum. And go see a dentist.

    2. Re:religion? by nmg · · Score: 1

      What's amazing is that you trust the government more by default.

    3. Re:religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given a choice between a religious cult and the government, I'd choose government any day. At least the government is elected and the fear of losing the next elections keeps them on a relatively tight rein.

    4. Re:religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The freedom of religion has never been an excuse to atrocities like marital rape and murder and it should not be an excuse for unethical research with human beings either.

      Like economy or society completely devoid of control by a democratically elected government, uncontrolled science is a very bad idea.

    5. Re:religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in Rome, Christianity wasn't a religion, it was a cult. A bunch of freaks who ran around in underground crypts, eating babies and drinking blood from skulls, if you listened to the official reports. Did I mention they burnt down the city, not Nero?

      Religion is religion. Just because you don't like someone's beliefs doesn't give you the right to tell them that what they believe in isn't as valid as your imaginary friend (or lack thereof).

      I swear, how many fucking thousands of years on this planet, and we're still killing each other over who's deities (who may or may not exist) are the best and having random groups insisting that they have the entire damned multiverse figured out.

    6. Re:religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who decides what's ethical? Why exactly is cloning unethical? Becuase jesus said so or do you actually have a real reason?

    7. Re:religion? by nmg · · Score: 1

      There's no special force that compels the government to let the public know everything that it does. The government, however, has much more control over our daily lives than any given religious cult.

    8. Re:religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the Jamaican Rastafari, Smoking Marihuana is part of their religion,

    9. Re:religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion is religion. Just because you don't like someone's beliefs doesn't give you the right to tell them that what they believe in isn't as valid as your imaginary friend (or lack thereof).

      Sorry charlie, but there is such a thing as objective truth, you know--it just requires the scientific method to get at it.

      Now morality OTOH, that's a whole different kettle of fish.

  16. They're gonna invade by WildBeast · · Score: 1, Troll

    The Canadians are gonna invade with there army of clones. Let's nuke'm

    1. Re:They're gonna invade by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

      I second this. Strike before they grow in numbers.

    2. Re:They're gonna invade by HowlinMad · · Score: 1

      Motion to vote!

    3. Re:They're gonna invade by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Funny

      > The Canadians are gonna invade with there army of clones. Let's nuke'm

      Jeez, don't you know *anything* about military stuff? When your going to get invaded by an army of clones, you send out your Jedi. *Everybody* knows that...

      Chris Mattern

    4. Re:They're gonna invade by oddjob · · Score: 1

      And everybody also knows that your Jedi get their asses handed to them. Stick with the nukes.

    5. Re:They're gonna invade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They have to invade with clones. Ordinary Canadians are so much smarter than most US Citizens, that every time an army of ordinary Canadians invades, they "go native" after they realize how easy it is for them to be successful in the states by competing with your average US Moron.


      grin

    6. Re:They're gonna invade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we all go to hell for cloning, blame canada.

    7. Re:They're gonna invade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Canadians are gonna invade with there army of clones. Let's nuke'm

      Yeah, that seems to be the typical american response.

  17. No confirmation.... by beta21 · · Score: 2

    has been verified through any other party. I really think this is irresponsible, it took 20-30 attempts (can't remeber the exact number) to clone Dolly.

    SO how many attempts will it take to get a human right? Reminds me of all those failed Ripleys in Aliens 3 (alright a bit dramatic).

    Also what scientific knowledge has been gained by these ppl who are based at

    The group's headquarters, called UFO Land,

    1. Re:No confirmation.... by CrazyJoel · · Score: 2

      30 attempts? It took 277 attempts to clone Dolly.

      Does that mean 277 sheep were impregnated to get one clone? How many humans did they have to impregnate to get this one?

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    2. Re:No confirmation.... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Alien; crew of Nostromo battles single alien.

      Aliens; space marines drop in to investigate lost colony, battle many aliens and "nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure"

      Alien 3 (the bitch is back); Ripley crashes on prison planet (leadworks) battles a single alien that hosted on a dog.

      Alien Resurrection; Ripley is cloned 280 years later (with repeated failures) to have a baby (alien) and fight the aliens the weapons contractor has captured, while allied with some freighter misfits.

      You are thinking of Alien Resurrection I think.

    3. Re:No confirmation.... by fishbert42 · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, 277 cells of cloned DNA were created; only a small percentage of those split and showed promise of being successful. They impregnated 10 humans -- 5 fetuses (feti?) were "terminated," one baby has (apparantly) been born, and 4 more are due in the next month or so. Side note: some cloning guy on CNN said that cloning success rates in established labs (not with humans, of course) could be as high as 60% relative to the number of impregnations. So this claimed 50% rate doesn't seem too unbelievable.

  18. First clone? by Cirruz · · Score: 1
    A religious cult, the Raelians, has claimed that the birth of first human clone is one of theirs.
    First human clone? Humm, I don't think so... They're among us since we exist. They're called twins!

    Cirruz

  19. Newsworthy? by zazas_mmmm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Without empirical evidence, this is just fringe cultists making a radical, unsubstantiated claim. I'm frankly surpirised how much attention mainstream news sources have given this. It's a sad state of affairs when anyone can make wild claims and without showing any evidence, they can grab headlines.

    By the way, did I mention I performed successful cold fusion experiments?

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    1. Re:Newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. My concern would be that all this press will cause a knee jerk reaction in the U.S. to ban stem-cell research and the medical applications of this type of science. We shall see.

  20. Sounds better than Scientology by phr2 · · Score: 5, Informative
    The New York Times explains (reg. reqd. blah blah):
    Raëlians are followers of Raël, a French-born former race-car driver who has said he met a four-foot space alien atop a volcano in southern France in 1973 and went aboard his ship, where he was entertained by voluptuous female robots and learned that the first humans were created 25,000 years ago by space travelers called Elohim, who cloned themselves.
    That's a lot more believable and less violent than the Xenu and the volcanoes story. There aren't even any body thetans stuck to us. So hey, where do we sign up?
    1. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      where do we sign up

      Its not their beliefs that worry me when it comes to scientology. Its their brainwashing methods, money extraction techniques and the way they control people's lives that worries me.

      I don't know anything about the Raelians, but they could be just as bad in that respect.

    2. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by eric_ste · · Score: 2, Informative

      probably at www.rael.org

    3. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      Raëlians are followers of Raël

      Isn't Raël a Taelon?

    4. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if they really want to be taken seriously why did they name their headquarters "UFO Land"? That's just asking to be made fun of.

    5. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by Xpilot · · Score: 2

      Oh man, somebody mod this guy +5 Funny :)

      That's the dumbest story I've ever heard. It sounds like the plot for a very low-budget 60's sci-fi movie.

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      "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
    6. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by fgb · · Score: 1

      No, lets be fair now. Both stories sound equally stupid.

    7. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by slothdog · · Score: 2

      those old Twilight Zone episodes are looking more boring every day....

    8. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might also be happy to learn that the fringe benifits of this cult is a lot of nudism and a very, err... "open" approach to sexuality. Even if you don't believe the mumbo jumbo you'd probably enjoy the dumb bimbettes that help with recruiting.

    9. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...where he was entertained by voluptuous female robots and learned that the first humans were created 25,000 years ago by space travelers called Elohim, who cloned themselves.

      ...

      That's a lot more believable and less violent than the Xenu and the volcanoes story.


      Eventually it'll come out that the Raelians' and Scientologists' belief systems were based on visits by the same alien race. Its just that the Scientologists got stuck with intergalactic Puritans. Rael's aliens? Apparently cosmic hippies out spreading free love and having a good time.
    10. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by joshmathis · · Score: 2, Informative

      BTW, Elohim in Hebrew elohim, means God (or The Mighty One)... Well that clears it all up.

    11. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by dkoyanagi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Raëlians are followers of Raël, a French-born former race-car driver who has said he met a four-foot space alien atop a volcano in southern France in 1973 and went aboard his ship, where he was entertained by voluptuous female robots and learned that the first humans were created 25,000 years ago by space travelers called Elohim, who cloned themselves.

      Hmmm, let's see...
      Volcano, check.
      Space ship, check.
      Clones, check.
      Short "alien", check.
      Fembots, check.
      What? Where are the sharks? I asked for sharks with friggin "lasers" on their heads.
    12. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

      This is most interesting. I believe that the Jewish word for G-d sounds similar to Elohim, and cannot be written down in full. Any chance there is a connection here?

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    13. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is GOD, using a keyboard to clarify your doubts, mortal man.
      I didn't tell the jewishs to not write down my name in full, I told that my full name was too long, so better not write it all... simple as that... I think that the guy was little deaf, or a little scary (after a burnig bush trick... nervermind)... or both...
      I'm not connected or related to elohim! this guy sucks and I'll send him to hell someday.
      and about elvis? ask that elohim guy, it was a prank of him... I don't care about it and will not explain more.

    14. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by wass · · Score: 2
      As a poster above pointed out, you can get some more info about the Raëlians here .

      Choice quote from that article:
      "Apparently, the Raëlians are not bothered by the rather absurd image of a race of superior beings working for thousands of years in a laboratory to create all our insects, fungi, bacteria, viruses, etc., not to mention all their lovelies that have gone extinct. Why would any beings do such a thing? And why would they wait 25,000 years to reveal their handiwork to a French race car driver who spots their UFO in a volcano? And then tell him that the message is to clone ourselves so we can be immortal. Then again, is this story any stranger than the ones in the Bible?"

      --

      make world, not war

    15. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by Bandman · · Score: 2

      wow...jewish french canadian cult members....this just keeps getting better...

    16. Re: Sounds better than Scientology by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Raëlians are followers of Raël, a French-born former race-car driver who has said he met a four-foot space alien atop a volcano in southern France in 1973 and went aboard his ship, where he was entertained by voluptuous female robots...

      Yeah, I saw that movie too.

      I think it was called "Eating Raël" or something.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    17. Re: Sounds better than Scientology by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2


      > BTW, Elohim in Hebrew elohim, means God (or The Mighty One)...

      And curiously enough, it's a plural form.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    18. Re: Sounds better than Scientology by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > This is GOD, using a keyboard to clarify your doubts, mortal man.
      I didn't tell the jewishs to not write down my name in full, I told that my full name was too long, so better not write it all... simple as that.


      Welsh, are you?

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    19. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by hether · · Score: 2

      Check them out for yourself at rael.org. It's much more fun to read Rael's own accounts than the NYTimes summation. That is, if the site isn't down with all the traffic they are probably getting from the /. crowd and the regular public.

      The Clonaid organization was turned over to Brigitte Bossellier(sp?) from Rael a year or so ago. I first ran across them about two or so years ago. It's actually sort of fun to learn about their group. :-) I'm guessing they're pretty unhappy about the whole middle east situation because if I remember right for the Elohim to come back they needed to purchase land and build a center in one of major religious areas there, perhaps Jerusalem?

      --

      Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
    20. Re: Sounds better than Scientology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think it was called "Eating Raël" or something.

      ooooooog.

    21. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
      Scientology is to lawsuits as humans are to breathing, although I'd really hate to draw a comparison between them.

      Why not? Scared of getting sued?

      ;^)

    22. Re:Sounds better than Scientology by danox · · Score: 2

      The raelians are pretty benign. They have huge respect for the individual and individual choice, thus brainwashing and control is strictly out of the question. Most of their gatherings are a place for reasonably attractive people of varying sexual orientation to meet and get their rocks off. They don't practice brainwashing, they do not advise segregated communal living, and the individual's right to say no must be honoured. For all purposes it seems like Rael started this thing in order to have access to large amounts of free sex.

      The only serious problem I have with them is that there seem to be large majority of male members which pretty much voids any reason I might have to join up.

      The scariest thing about them is their efforts into human cloning. By having a cult with a defined morality so different to the mainstream (i.e. there is no soul, a single human clone is expendable, imortality is acheived through continuous cloning) they can condone research on live humans without consideration of the rights of an individual clone. This really bothers me, and is the darker side of their organisation.

      --
      "Me and my girl named bimbo . . . limbo . . . spam" - Captain Beefheart.
  21. Strange News from a Strange Land by Walrus99 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't the news of a human clone being born to a member of a cult one of the interogative headlines from Heinlin's "Stranger in a Strange Land"? What's next, are we to await the arrival of Valentine Michael Smith? Grok!

    1. Re:Strange News from a Strange Land by ninewands · · Score: 2

      Well, according to ussearch.com there's a Valentine M. Smith living in Fairfield, ME. The free search doesn't give gender or place of birth, though. ;-)

  22. Defects by GeckoFood · · Score: 2

    As per the article:

    Other experts say that even if cloning were possible, the babies would likely be born with defects. Cloning research has produced many deformed and dead animals. The first mammal to be cloned -- in 1997 -- was a sheep named Dolly, who later developed arthritis at an abnormally young age.

    If the clones are supposed to be exact replicas, why do the clones have defects? This suggests we're missing something...Perhaps they're not exact after all?

    --
    Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
    1. Re:Defects by TonyMillion · · Score: 1

      YES!

      These animals have no soul, thats why!

    2. Re:Defects by will_die · · Score: 2

      They are geneticly identical so they are clones.
      The problem is that it also seems to bring the age of the animal(maybe human) over. It would be interesting to know if the cloned sheep also has arthritis and when it developed it to the exent,if it has, that Dolly has.

    3. Re:Defects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see someone has seen the film, AI. :-)

    4. Re:Defects by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      If the clones are supposed to be exact replicas.

      I guess you could say we need new terminology. Cloning has always been theoretical until recently, so we always reffered to it as if it was a matured technology. We should probably call these clones 'imperfect clones' or something of that nature, because with the tech right now, we can't make them exact, we just don't know enough of what's actually happening. We just know we can make it happen.

    5. Re:Defects by Pinky · · Score: 3, Funny

      I had no idea not having a soul could lead to arthritis.

    6. Re:Defects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no idea not having a soul could lead to arthritis

      It's because when you don't have soul, you can't do all those cool dance moves that keep the joints from calcifying...

  23. Missing a period by Aggrazel · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I've missed a period" - girl
    "Shit! ... are you sure?" - cult leader
    "Well, yes, dammit. I told you to use protection! What do you care, you've gotten half the women in this cult pregnant." - girl
    "Yeah, but they're not 15 ... this could be bad. Uh... I know! We'll send you away for a while!" - cult leader
    "What about the kid? What do we do when he comes back?" - girl
    "We'll put out a press release saying he's really a clone, we'll even post it on slashdot! I'm sure everyone will believe us!" - cult leader

    1. Re:Missing a period by tg_schlacht · · Score: 0

      Clearly the moderator of the above topic was a Raëlian. Maybe it struck a little too close to the truth of the matter?

    2. Re:Missing a period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chick who is in charge of the cloning research is hot! Sign me up!

    3. Re:Missing a period by RobinH · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but they're not 15 ... this could be bad.

      Erm, not to rip on Canadians... (I'm Canadian) but the age of consent in Canada is 14. It's going to change soon, partly because of the publicity when two U.S. priests were arrested in Quebec for trying to pay two young male prostitutes for sex (yes, the prostitutes were also breaking the law, but they are young offenders, so the penalty was small). Basically, the law makes it too difficult for police to crack down on pedophiles.

      Personally, I think it should be 16, with allowances for an age difference as well (so it's not considered illegal for a 16 year old to sleep with a 15 year old).

      --
      "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
    4. Re:Missing a period by Alsee · · Score: 2

      "I've missed a period" - girl

      Yeah, and it's supposed to be at the end of that sentence LOL. Every other line is properly punctuated.

      -

      --
      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  24. The story has legs, by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

    and hopefully the kid does too. :)

  25. State of Science? by dolphinuser · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the religious connotations of such an action, there's the issue of the limited knowledge we have about clonning.

    Until very recently,scientists where at a loss to explain why so many clones failed either to come to term, or if they were "successfully" brought to term, why did they have so many anomalies.

    Discover magazine, as one of their top science stories for 2002 (number 33), report that biologists have discovered a particular gene Oct 4 that affects the outcome.

    The thing is, we still don't know how to control that gene, so we are still left playing the odds.

    John

    --
    The drops of water don't know themselves to be a river; and yet the river flows.
  26. First Human Clone Born? by rant-mode-on · · Score: 3, Funny

    • This story just may have legs

    Yes, but how many?
  27. Legs? by Britissippi · · Score: 1
    "...This story just may have legs."

    I wonder how many the clone will have though... ulp!

    --
    Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow...
  28. I've heard this one before... by DCowern · · Score: 4, Funny

    A woman gives birth to an exact clone of herself. A couple years down the road, the child learns to speak and its first word is a cuss word. It turns out that the child is an EXACT replica of the mother except for the fact that it can only speak swear words. This drives the mother crazy and eventually she drives to a large canyon and pushes the child in. When she returns home, the police arrest her...

    For making obscene clone falls! Ba dum ching!

    1. Re:I've heard this one before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naughty, naughty post! Now, go to your room.

    2. Re:I've heard this one before... by Triv · · Score: 2

      ouch. It's WAAAAY too early in the morning to be dealing with puns of that caliber. You've been up all night at Callihan's, haven't you?

      Triv

    3. Re:I've heard this one before... by radon28 · · Score: 1

      After the mother got out of jail, she opened up a museum housing many old chairs from various Royal residencies. Unfortunately, the building was made almost completely out of windows and the entire thing came crashing down one day, destroying her business and bringing an end to another sad chapter in her life. It just goes to show you.. in glass houses, mothers of clones shouldn't stow thrones!

    4. Re:I've heard this one before... by catbutt · · Score: 1
      For making obscene clone falls! Ba dum ching!


      Hate to be a nitpicker, but wouldn't "for making an obscene clone fall" make more sense?
  29. Press Release Journalism by release7 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So a "cult" creates a press release to announce they've cloned a human and it becomes news? I'll wait for an indendent DNA test, thank you. What are the editors on /. thinking?

    --

    <a href="http://www.joblessjimmy.com">Work is dumb and so is Jobless Jimmy.</a>

    1. Re:Press Release Journalism by Pinky · · Score: 1

      Yes.. I agree.. this story is:

      "Crackpot makes impressive claim!"

      wow.

  30. Cult? What kind of cult? by ianscot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some basic exposition is missing from this story. We get the words "religious cult" and then no explanation other than that they want to clone people.

    The Raelians, who advocate the cloning of humans, created a company called Clonaid in 1997. The company's web site says its "main goal is to give life to the first human clone."

    ...The Raelians, who claim 55,000 members worldwide, believe human life was created by DNA brought to earth by an alien race. Their founder and leader is Rael, a former French journalist known as Claude Vorilhon.

    The group's headquarters, called UFO Land, are located in Valcourt, Que., about 200 km east of Montreal.

    So, um, what about this "cult" is "religious"? You read a story like that, and the labels get used, but what exactly are the "religious" aspects of the cultism, here? 'Cause I'm kinda curious.

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
    1. Re:Cult? What kind of cult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One view of religion, is that it was a process
      set up to explain the universe to the "commoner".
      Viewed this way, it's easy to see how it could
      be a religion.

    2. Re:Cult? What kind of cult? by Zebbers · · Score: 3, Informative

      religious: having to do with religion
      religion: A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.

      nearly every belief can be categorized as religious...its all about devotion and faith, it doesnt need a divine or supernatural power. its the belief that matters...

      id say aliens cloning themselves to create humans is just as powerful a 'belief' as an omnipotent god.

    3. Re:Cult? What kind of cult? by Ummite · · Score: 1

      Their religious belief is that with cloning, you can get an eternal lifestyle... Well, very funny

    4. Re:Cult? What kind of cult? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      The Raelians aren't really religious, I suppose, except that they believe that the God from the Bible, etc. is actually aliens from another planet (as opposed to aliens from our own planet, I suppose...) If you read the article, it says the aliens are called Elohim, which is an old name for God. (don't remember the language it's from tho... a little help any bible scholars?)

    5. Re:Cult? What kind of cult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in fact, that true.
      your existence is what others percive about you.
      if you allways alive, you are eternal.

      Of course you lose continuity. but that not
      important. You are not important anyway.

      We are just thinking matter. aren't we?

    6. Re:Cult? What kind of cult? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2
      It is the Biblical Hebrew word commonly translated as "God". Same meaning, slightly different usage is the more commonly known Biblical Hebrew word "Yahweh" (which used to be Anglicized as Jehovah, primarily by medieval scholars who didn't understand the pronounciation of some Hebrew words very well). Yahweh is usually translated as "Lord", but has the same basic meaning. Elohim, according to some, was the name more commonly used for the Jewish god in the northern kingdom of Israel, and Yahweh was more commonly used in the sourthern kingdom of Judah, and this is used by Biblical scholars to assign authorship of parts of the Pentateuch (5 books of Moses from the Old Testament) to the two communities.


      Okay, enough biblical scholaring for the day.

    7. Re:Cult? What kind of cult? by prichardson · · Score: 2

      It's a religious cult because they have something that all religions have... A creation story that has no basis in science.

      They are a cult because they either recruit people and brainwash them or because they are really pissing off the Christians

      --
      Help I'm a rock.
  31. For your INfo by eric_ste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Raelism is a cool religion. Rael was actually abducted by aliens and came back with all this knowledge about how life on earth was created in alien laboratories.

    One nice thing I like about this cult is that sexe is good and evryone can have sex with any one. They even set up big picnics in nature where everybody have sex.

    Also, Rael is a car racer. Unfortunatly, when he was engineered by the aliens, he was not implemented with the good racing dna.

    There was a controversy lately with them trying to recruit student from secondary school, which is, in my opinion, not worst than Catholic religion trying to recruit in primary schools ;) And as far as plausibility of what the religion says, I think that it is more likely that we have been engineered by aliens than by a misterious god somewhere that is supposed to know and see everything. ;)

    1. Re:For your INfo by eric_ste · · Score: 2, Funny

      Resistance is futile... You have already been engineered by them as an anonymous coward.

      As for the spelling and grammar, I was unfortunately implemented with the french grammar traits. But hey, let's compare your french grammar with my english grammar. ;)

    2. Re:For your INfo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'est impossible! (Parce-que je suis un idiot.)

      That, and I took French a *very* long time ago. :)
      Thanks for keeping a sense of humor!

    3. Re:For your INfo by ites · · Score: 2

      There is nothing cool about Raelism. It's a cult, pure and simple. Cults create private realities, and then sell these to their members little by little. The "free sex" angle just gets young men hooked and young girls broken before they realize that the only ones getting free sex are the cult leaders.
      Any group that actively recruits is dangerous because it inevitably puts the welfare of the group ahead that of its members. Recruiting school children into a cult ranks around the same as giving them free heroine.
      Check out the Cult Information Centre if you still think cults are cool.

      --
      Sig for sale or rent. One previous user. Inquire within.
    4. Re:For your INfo by anomaly · · Score: 2

      With all due respect, the "engineered by aliens" idea merely re-directs the question of "first cause."

      Who engineered the aliens?

      From my perspective, it makes a great deal of sense that we were engineered by that "mysterious god who knows and sees everything."

      "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else. From one man he made every nation of men, that they should inhabit the whole earth; and he determined the times set for them and the exact places where they should live. God did this so that men would seek him and perhaps reach out for him and find him, though he is not far from each one of us." Acts 17

      --
      But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    5. Re:For your INfo by toothgnip_1 · · Score: 1

      uh not to start a religious debate here but how exactly does god avoid the "first cause" question? No matter how you look at it you are going to have to have something spring up where it didn't exist before either through an observed process like evolution or through magic like religion.

    6. Re:For your INfo by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Who engineered the aliens?

      From my perspective, it makes a great deal of sense that we were engineered by that "mysterious god who knows and sees everything."


      Well, consider that the universe has been around approximately 14 billion years. Life on earth has been around approx 570 million years ago. What if life evolved on another planet but took much longer than it did for earths life forms (i.e. we evolved quicker because we were engeneered). So this life form evolves over 8 billion years, then moves on to germinate the rest of the universe, what easier way than to just send out the basic code. What if there were several intermittent steps to get to DNA as we know it, but once it had evolved it could be sent out on meteorites and grow whole ecosystems. I'm not saying this is what happened.. there just isn't enough evidence. But I wouldn't count it out.

    7. Re:For your INfo by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      I second that comment. It's still possible that there's a god that made us, but where did he come from?

    8. Re:For your INfo by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      A very good question -- does God have a starting point at all, though? Let us suppose that God exists, and that he is an omnipotent being that created the universe as we know it. Omnipotence implies that he is not bound by our conventional laws of cause and effect. In short, if someone is capable of "being" outside of our so-called "linear" time, then it is quite possible for that being to have no beginning and no end. Sure, it flies in the face of conventional wisdom, but humans are incapable of perceiving such an arrangement in the same way that blind people are incapable of understanding color. Without a common frame of reference, we simply cannot compare.

      Of course, omnipotence brings up a few questions all on its own. For example, if God is omnipotent, why does the book of Genesis have him wandering around Eden looking for Adam & Eve? Doesn't he know where they are? Why did he bother telling them not to eat of the Tree of Life? Couldn't he already know that they would disobey? It's like the old paradox: is God so powerful he can create a rock he cannot lift? No matter what the answer to the question is, it implies limitations on God's part, and that rules out omnipotence. Unless, of course, God selectively chooses to not be omnipotent at times, but it strains credulity to try and answer why that may be.

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      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    9. Re:For your INfo by hesiod · · Score: 2, Informative

      Talk about some closed-minded flamebait. There is just as much (or possibly MORE IMO, at least people report seeing UFOs) proof that they are right as Christians. And no, it's not just the cult leaders getting laid, it's more like an orgy. The leaders might get better chicks, but power=perks.

      Christianity creates a private reality as well, and anything you said about Raelians applies to them as well (except the free sex thing of course).

      My favorite part of your message is the last two sentences... All major religions recruit members, AND put the welfare of the group before individuals. Recruiting children into a religion (before they are even old enough to know better) ranks around the same as enslaving their minds for their whole life. At least there are clinics to help get you off smack. Religious freaks have only Slashdot, and only part of that is nonreligious.

    10. Re:For your INfo by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      Est-ce qu'avec Babelfish de mon côté, comment je peux perdre?

      English Translation: With Babelfish on my side, how can I lose?

      --
      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    11. Re:For your INfo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For example, if God is omnipotent, why does the book of Genesis have him wandering around Eden looking for Adam & Eve? Doesn't he know where they are? Why did he bother telling them not to eat of the Tree of Life?
      Don't take stories like that so literally; they were all written by human beings.

      I believe in God and all that... But I know where to draw the line between truth and myth.
    12. Re:For your INfo by ites · · Score: 2

      I'd agree with you about major religions acting like cults in many cases. There are differences but they are mostly because religions get tired after a while. The intention is the same. As the Jesuits used to say: "Give me a child at twelve, and he will be ours for life."
      However, having had relatives caught in cults and in religions, I can say that there is a real difference. Religions rarely screw with your mind quite as thoroughly as cults do (and abusive intimacy is part of this).
      I've no praise for any group that recruits actively. End of opinion.

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    13. Re:For your INfo by ciphertext · · Score: 1

      You know, the question "what comes first", is very interesting. It reminds me of the quest to prove or disprove infinity in mathematics (particularly set theory). Georg Cantor did some work on infinity. The Jewish Cabalists are doing work on infinity. Apparently, it isn't safe. All individuals who have done significant work on trying to understand infinity have suffered mental crises and/or died. One, if they were so inclined, could infer that the finite mind is not able to grasp infinity. Interesting food for thought don't you think?

      --
      To know is to have knowledge....to understand is to be enlightened.
    14. Re:For your INfo by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Yeah, not to get too far offtopic, but string theory seems the most eligant solution right now. It proposes that there are 26 different 1D dimentsions that form everything we observer. Physical phenomenon all comes down to how this dimentions interact with each other. For example of dimensional interaction, time is a 1D dimension moving through a 3D space. Given this to work off of we can mathematicall explain many phenominons based purely off the geometry of those dimensions. Makes more sense to me than just quarks, because that still begs the question of what's smaller than quarks, and even if we get smaller that still doesn't help. If it all comes down to geometry I will be one happy guy. Let's hope we find out soon.

    15. Re:For your INfo by hiero · · Score: 1

      Don't take stories like that so literally; they were all written by human beings.

      This is only a recent interpretation of the Bible, which has lately become popular as a way to explain its factual inconsistencies. For many hundreds of years the Bible was instead considered "the Word of God" and beyond reproach. This is, presumably, what a previous poster referred to as "the Wisdom of the Ages".

    16. Re:For your INfo by RatBastard · · Score: 2
      750 million years? Not hardly. The oldest known signs of life date back from 3.5 to 4 billion years ago. Quite a huge difference.

      --
      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    17. Re:For your INfo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a God from heaven doesn't count as an extra-Terrestial being?

    18. Re:For your INfo by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Oops, I appologize. I was thinking of the beggining of the cambrian era, not the beggining of life. That does alter my argument doesn't it.

    19. Re:For your INfo by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      With all due respect, the "engineered by aliens" idea merely re-directs the question of "first cause."

      So does your idea of a "mysterious god".

    20. Re:For your INfo by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      It wasn't my intention to debate the truth or mysticism of the Bible, it was to put a hypothesis forward. Most hardcore Bible believers interpret Genesis quite literally, yet there are numerous inconsistencies in the behavior of God.

      Not that it matters in this discussion, but my personal opinion is that there is indeed a God that is responsible for all creation, but that we frail, faulty humans have endowed him with some very un-Godly human traits like anger, love, and other limitations that I don't think really pertain to such a being. It is our nature as humans to try and fathom the unexplainable by reflecting our own traits onto the mystery. We have "humanized" God in this manner.

      I have frequently questioned why many of the morals passed down in the Biblical code should exist. Why does God care about sex outside of marriage? What shouldn't we lie, cheat, and steal? Why does God care? And if we aren't supposed to do these things, why have we been endowed with the ability to do them at all? If we disappoint or anger God, why doesn't he just rewind the clock and make us "right" the first time around? Ask these questions of someone in the clergy and you'll get a bunch of non-answers that range from "we are not supposed to know the mind of God" to "that's blasphemy".

      But more the the point...can a non-omnipotent human ever possibly understand the motivations and actions of God? Is it possible that so many differences exist in modes of thought that logic as we know simply does not apply?

      --
      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    21. Re:For your INfo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, indeed. But this kind of fruitless tail-chasing is exactly the kind of angels-on-the-head-of-a-pin stuff that made me into an atheist.

      You can either speculate endlessly about the unknowable, as you do, or you can choose to ask questions which can in principle be answered, as rationalists do.

  32. Clone Aid? by musicscene · · Score: 0

    Aside from the big news about a cloned human... can you imagine the mascot for Clone Aid? (Images of various Kool Aid pitchers in my head morphing into various clones). Ok, maybe not that funny...

    --
    "I'm not ashamed I can't function in society like I'm supposed to." - Paul Westerberg
    1. Re:Clone Aid? by bsd-mon · · Score: 1

      Or Bob Geldof, Bono, and all their musician friends begging for money to support the clones

      --
      To read makes our speaking English good. - X. Harris
  33. No way to stop it by Nomad7674 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I have found it amusing how religious and political leaders have been rushing to "ban cloning" in an attempt to keep it from happening. While I am a religious guy and do consider cloning to be a major moral problem, there is no deterent value in these actions. The fame and place in scientific history for the person or group who produces the first human clone are more than enough incentive for the crazies of the world to do it. The consequences (read: legal punishments and moral condemnation) will be seen by these people are irrelevant, because what they really seek is recognition and a place in history books.

    Still, I suppose we have to try and slow down some of these changes to the human race. The nuclear bomb came before we were ready for it, and we are still struggling to catch up to it politically and morally. Cloning has the potential to change the world even more, so the more lead time we have for legislators and philosophers to work on this, the better.

    But I will be shocked if the first legal and widely advertised cloning clinic is not openned in 2003 or 2004.

    1. Re:No way to stop it by CorkieVII · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you clone yourself and it gives you a BJ, is it considered oral sex or masturabation?

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      Brevity is the soul of wit. -- Prince Hamlet of Denmark
    2. Re:No way to stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're fine with nuclear weapons, if the UN would take a hint from Frank Herbert.

      If any country uses a nuclear weapon, all other countries in the world with nuclear weapons instantly turn said country into a glass desert.

      Deterrance worked during the long years of the arms race between the US and Soviet Russia. It would continue to work.

      Indeed, we'd most likely see a reduction in power of nuclear weapons, so that every country in the UN would have a chance to lob a nuke at an offender.

      Moral? Ethical? Sure it is. Maybe people living on a piece of land should be more interested in what their dictators are doing if they don't wish to be vaporized.

    3. Re:No way to stop it by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > If you clone yourself and it gives you a BJ, is it considered oral sex or masturabation?

      And, could you rightly be accused of incest?

    4. Re:No way to stop it by Pop+n'+Fresh · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but I do think it's a bit gay.

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    5. Re:No way to stop it by Melchior_of_wg · · Score: 1

      I guess it technically would be the same as with identical twins; If you clone yourself, it wouldn't be YOU. It would just be someone with the same genetical traits. So yes, it would be incest. But not more so than with a 'normal' brother/sister.

    6. Re:No way to stop it by SysPig · · Score: 1

      Don't know, but "go f**k yourself" takes on a whole new meaning...

    7. Re:No way to stop it by CorkieVII · · Score: 1

      When I told you to go F**k yourself, I didnt mean for you to take it seriously!

      --
      Brevity is the soul of wit. -- Prince Hamlet of Denmark
    8. Re:No way to stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Dr Frankenstein also was looking for recognition....

    9. Re:No way to stop it by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      "If you clone yourself and it gives you a BJ, is it considered oral sex or masturabation? "

      Neither, it's called incest. Eww.

      --
      Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce
    10. Re:No way to stop it by Alsee · · Score: 2

      The nuclear bomb came before we were ready for it, and we are still struggling to catch up to it politically and morally.

      If nukes had been invented a half centrury later I don't think we would have been any more "ready for it". About the only thing that makes us "ready for it" now is that we've had it around more than a half centrury. I would say it has driven political progress.

      It's quite possible the only reason we haven't had 100+ million dead from a WW3 with conventional weapons is that nukes make the results of WW3 crystal clear beforehand.

      I suppose we have to try and slow down some of these changes to the human race.

      In my oppinion the vast majority of scientific changes have had positive effects and that they outweigh the negative effects. The threat of a smallpox attack is pretty meaningless compared to never having eliminated smallpox in the first place.

      It's quite likely that medical progress will extend the average lifespan by a few decades. People alive now will still be alive into the 2100's. Maybe I'm a bit of an optimist, but I think we may beat death around then. I don't know if any of us will live long enough to beat death, but I guarantee some of our grandkids will. It would really suck to be the last generation to die.

      Doubt the possibility of immortality in 2100? There are 100 billion neurons in the human brain. According to Moore's law computers will be 100 billion times faster in 2040. You could dedicate the equivalant of an entire one of today's PC's to each neuron. That leaves a 60 year margin of error even if Moore's law breaks down.

      The human race will be unrecognizeable by 2200. Maybe it's a long shot, but I'd really love to be there to see it :)

      Sure cloning will raise some difficult issues. "Slowing down" doesn't make the issues go away, they will still have to be dealt with sooner or later. Slowing down means the benefits will come later and further progress that builds upon it will be held up.

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  34. Hmmm... by Chembro · · Score: 1

    OK, take this with a grain of salt people. I mean, just watch the press conference! But if this is true, then damn, the rammifications are astounding...

  35. so just how valid is this? by kallen3 · · Score: 1

    No detail given and the person chosen to verify the claims is, by his own words, a freelance journalist who is a physicst with a PhD. So a freelance journalist (read unemployed) without any medical training is to past judgement? The judgement will be to who ever has the most money or will make the best story

    1. Re:so just how valid is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proper term is SELF-employed, not un-employed.

      Freelance workers making upwards of $50,000 are fairly common.

      Get with the millenium...

  36. /. related links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Compare the best prices on: Software/Utilities."

    How is that related to cloning? Or maybe it is just another example of /vertisement.

  37. even more stock markup fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is wall street of deceit at IT again?

    these guise sold gooed old uncle sam 450 (that # IS significant) fingerprint "scanners" (flashy mousepads), so buy stock markup profomulahlah "math", the "company" becomes worth more on payper, than if they'd successfully patentdead cloning.

    so, either they're charging way too much for the mosepads, or it just another in a seemingly endless charade of deceptive moneysucking scammages, using the ill eagle kingdumb/gov't. "partnership"? nothing personal, some of US are a little discouraged.

    don't blink too fast. whoisit you think 'll be cloned early/often/& exclusively?

    mod US DOWn robbIE.

  38. Wackos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The news conference is going on right now and the Clonaid website is dead, but from a google cache:

    "Once we can clone exact replicas of ourselves, the next step will be to transfer our memory and personality into our newly cloned brains, which will allow us to truly live forever. Since we will be able to remember all our past, we will be able to accumulate knowledge ad infinitum.

    "Thus today, man's ultimate dream of eternal life, which past religions only promised after death in mythical paradise, becomes a scientific reality. Raël, with exceptional vision, allows us an extraordinary glimpse into an amazing future and explains how our nascent technology will revolutionize our world and transform our lives. For example, he describes how nanotechnology will make agriculture and heavy industry redundant, how super-artificial intelligence will quickly perform human intelligence, how eternal life in a computer will be possible whitout the need for any biological body, and much, much more."

  39. What a poor child! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What must it be like to be the test subject? This little baby girl, if this is true, already has DNA that is aged by 30 years, not in perfect condition. She will most likely develop conditions early on in life that she might not suffered for many years to come. Her life is significantly shortened as well. It is not right to damn a child to that fate.

    -Jim

  40. I want my monkey man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither Bart, nor I, are impressed - Who wants another person just like her crazy mother? I wany my Monkey Man!

  41. Relax, it was only a girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    They are not ready to clone the more advanced plumbing required for a guy yet.

  42. Please, dear God, let this be true... by Halloween+Jack · · Score: 5, Funny
    From a Salon article on the cult:

    I'd heard that a disproportionate number of Ralians come from the exotic-dance community.

    Hey, we want these people to clone themselves!

    --
    I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked into me--and we both winked.
    1. Re:Please, dear God, let this be true... by Lurch+Kimded · · Score: 1

      Remember - "Your never alone with a clone!" (from some graffiti)

      Cloned exotic dancers Vs cloned George W Bush's... imagine it people, rank after rank of clone's!!! Hold it... isn't that the majority of US (and UK) politicians anyway ;-) Then imagine all the failures becoming the most hated scourge of humanity... lawyers!!

      --

      How can you say that civilisation's do not advance... in every war we invent new ways to kill you.

    2. Re:Please, dear God, let this be true... by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      From the fortune file:

      Oh give me a clone,
      A clone of my own,
      With the Y chromosome changed to X.
      And when she's full grown,
      This clone of my own
      Will be thinking of nothing but sex.

      --
      Win dain a lotica, en vai tu ri silota
  43. Name by tbaggy · · Score: 1

    Apparently the clones' name is Eve. Nice choice. Wouldn't Dawn be more appropriate? As in Dawn of a new era? Not Eve - as in your cult is in its' eve because you think you've cloned a human, but really you're just looking for popularity. I wonder what "the complex" looks like up there? Branch Dividian? ....smoke grenade incoming...

    1. Re:Name by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't Dawn be more appropriate? As in Dawn of a new era? Not Eve Yes.. That is poetic, can I steal that (not exactly.. just the metaphore)?

    2. Re:Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nvidia already got dibs on the name "Dawn" with their new GPU. Sorry. ;)

      (Dawn is a hot fairy chick in one of their demos.)

    3. Re:Name by tbaggy · · Score: 1

      Yup.

  44. It's like Spiderman said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "With great power comes great responsibility"

    So true
    or not
    it's food
    for thought

    -mga

  45. Favorite quote by andyring · · Score: 1
    OK, the last line from the story sums it up perfectly:

    The group's headquarters, called UFO Land, are located in Valcourt, Que., about 200 km east of Montreal.

    Oh, this just screams of validity!

    1. Re:Favorite quote by ciphertext · · Score: 1

      UFO Land? You think that they might have some carnival rides instead of offering plates? Maybe they have a "Space Mountain" or "Spinning Disk-go-Round".

      Here is an interesting site for review the Raelians. You want to know more?I'm do not know exactly who this individual(s) is or if they are a legitimate store of information, but it is at least funny. If the information on that page is correct, then there is definitely no reason to doubt their claims (snicker, snicker). Afterall, people who claim to know the "real" origins of the human species without any proof to the positive should be believed. Of course, I must confess, I too know the real origin of the human species. I'll be publishing it soon, at www.realoriginofthehumanspecies.com. I'll only request a modest donation from members to; keep the website up; to establish the commune for my many wives; to subvert the minds of the young, weak, and ill; and most importantly so I can start my own line of cosmetics for men. Please feel free to sign yourself over to me, to serve as my personal slave for the good of mankind. I'll have those forms on the website as well. I'll develop a working prototype fusion reactor so that I can get some publicity which will somehow (at least in my mind) validate my claims to know the true origins of the human species.
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      To know is to have knowledge....to understand is to be enlightened.
  46. Telomeres by cat_jesus · · Score: 5, Informative

    To put it simply(and maybe inaccurately) Telomeres are strands of "junk" DNA that show the age of an organism. It is also thought that the length of the telomeres act as an aging trigger. As you age your telomere strands get shorter and shorter. During normal reproduction the telomeres are regenerated to full length. Dolly's shorten telomeres have been documented. Now, you could conceivable get around this problem if your donor cell was from a child.

    As far as other defects are concerned, you must remember that you are moving delicate strands of DNA from one place and putting it somewhere else. There is no guarantee that the DNA you pinched is viable to begin with, though it may function well enough for that differentiated cell to work properly.

    1. Re:Telomeres by LudditeMind · · Score: 2, Informative

      Telomeres are strands of "junk" DNA that show the age of an organism.

      Telomers don't just show the age, they're the buffers at the end of our DNA. When each cell undergoes mitosis the process damages the end of the telomer. Once the telomer gets too short the process starts eating into the DNA itself, which then causes the cells to reproduce incorrectly. Thus we age. We've discovered a species of Turtle that doesn't seem to age. In fact it gets healthier as time goes passes. I'll try and find the article, it was in either Scientific American or Discover.

    2. Re:Telomeres by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod the parent up. He nailed it.

    3. Re:Telomeres by LudditeMind · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's the article I was talking about. Discover Magazine

    4. Re:Telomeres by digital+photo · · Score: 1

      I believe shortly after this aspect of replication was discovered, another article noted that the "aging" factor in DNA can be reversed by re-lengthening the tail in DNA which has not been too severely aged.

      If this was performed on a relatively stable cell of a moderately aged person, the clone would be, in theory, have much lower chances of suffering defects.

      Lots of if's.

      The question begs to be asked: If what they do succeeds, how will people who are desperate to bear children view this?

    5. Re:Telomeres by kindstickysoft · · Score: 1

      There is an enzyme which is active in cancer cells that allows them to be immortal and spread through the body. That enzyme is called Telomerase. Mitosis cuts the a repeating TTAGGG (Telomere) from the end of chromosomes each time a cell divides, because the transcribing protein binds to the top TTAGGG and transcribes only the repeating pieces below. Telomerase adds TTAGGG to the ends of the chromosomes.

    6. Re:Telomeres by powerlinekid · · Score: 2

      On a side note. If I recall correctly scientist have actually found a way to make the telomeres not shorten every time a cell devides. I forget what it was exactly but it was some kind of chemical treatment and it was dubbed as a sort of theoretical "fountain of youth". In actuality once the telomeres were mutated to the point that they wouldn't shorten, the test animals got cancer. Telomeres are a damn interesting thing (and would explain why people can't break 120 years old).

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    7. Re:Telomeres by Turbyne · · Score: 1
      Telomeres are strands of "junk" DNA that show the age of an organism.
      Just run scandisk on yourself every morning.
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      ~A'Ëq'i4d)^'$ÊSÈòB
  47. That's one for NPR ... by watchful.babbler · · Score: 1
    A few weeks ago, a bioethicist on Morning Edition predicted that, sometime in 2003, a scientist or organization (having explicitly mentioned the Raelians) would make an unverified, unsubstantiated claim of a cloned human birth. Good call, neh?

    The problem, as has been pointed out elsewhere here, is that clones are susceptible to serious health problems -- their genotype may be identical, but their phenotype is radically altered. Although some work at Hawaii and Rockefeller University in New York suggests that clones can be created without the kinds of health and aging problems that plagued Dolly, those studies are far from definitive.

    There's also the question of success rates. To get a viable human clone, you will have to make perhaps hundreds of attempts, all of which will take time, and many of which will end up in miscarriages and, potentially, the deaths of donor mothers. At this point in our understanding, the ethical and technological hurdles to successful cloning are substantial.

    In any case, I'll believe it when I see the independently verified protocols and proof.

    --
    "Freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more."
  48. Don't like cloning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Blame Canada!

    (Sorry. Someone had to say it.)

  49. Sounds to me by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

    Given this evidence it looks much more probable that this guy just got 5 chicks pregnant and is claming they're clones. Maybe he doesn't want the other 4 to know about the other 4?

  50. Raelians. by palad1 · · Score: 1

    You know, geeks are the perfect target for raelians...

    Rael [the guru of the raelian sect] recruits loonies that are often scientifically-inclined. This guy just found another good 'build-your-cult-and-steal-money-from-geeks-cheme' .
    Here are the ingredients:
    - Science fiction theme
    - free sex

    Of course, this cult is mostly drawing 'converts' thanks to the second item.

    1. Re:Raelians. by marcushnk · · Score: 1

      at least its a variation of the
      1 ***
      2 ???
      3 Profit!

      theme.. I was getting sick of that.. and besides.. I think I'd rather free sex than profit.. ;-)

      --
      "Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far
    2. Re:Raelians. by barfarf · · Score: 1
      You know, geeks are the perfect target for raelians...

      Rael [the guru of the raelian sect] recruits loonies that are often scientifically-inclined. This guy just found another good 'build-your-cult-and-steal-money-from-geeks-cheme' .
      Here are the ingredients:
      - Science fiction theme
      - free sex

      Of course, this cult is mostly drawing 'converts' thanks to the second item.



      YAY! Let's join a cult so we can have free wild rampant sex with other /.'ers!!

      ummmmmm....


      no.

  51. The story just hit CNN. by Lokatana · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The story hit CNN at 9:41 EST. http://www.cnn.com/2002/HEALTH/12/27/human.cloning /index.html -Lokatana

  52. On CNN Now by mb12036 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Here from our friends at CNN. More in the next week and month?

  53. How valid could it be? by watchful.babbler · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, the cult's primary, er, "researcher" is an inorganic chemist. If she's going to create what would be a very organic clone, why not have a physicist verify the protocols and proofs?

    --
    "Freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more."
    1. Re:How valid could it be? by kallen3 · · Score: 1

      but he is not a physicist, he is a writer with a Piled higher and Deeper in physics. Can anyone say smokescreen?

  54. Raelians! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    I live in Quebec and the Raelians have operated in my neighbourhood for sometime now, mostly because of low property values and proximity to two high schools (more on this later).

    The Raelians are little more than a sex cult, a swingers club for the poor, basically a group of washed-up strippers, drug addicts, and welfare recepients, who buy in to the so called teachings of a high-school drop out who calls himself "Rael". He preys on the lonely, the young, and the stupid.

    This is absolutely and unquestioningly a fraud.

  55. The story just hit CNN. by Lokatana · · Score: 2

    The story just hit CNN. Click Here.
    -Lokatana

  56. Blame Canada by YellowSnow · · Score: 1

    Fools they were not movies they were prophecies, Southpark the movie (blame Canada), Attack of the clones. The Ents from LOTR are of course GM chimeras, half human half maple syrup trees, they are coming to rot our teeth!

    1. Re:Blame Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The really scary part is that the CTV article said that Valcourt is 200km east of Montreal, when it's actually only about 100km - and about the same distance north of Derby Line, Vermont. I hope that the Vermont State Police have now been alerted to the impending Attack of the Clones.

      It's sad to think that the Canadians have reduced themselves to this - I'd have thought that they'd been surviving their long, cold winters by doing It The Olde Fashioned Way. Sounds like their women are getting pretty selfish. Well, I say "Screw Them!"

    2. Re:Blame Canada by jemartin · · Score: 1
      Apparently the Canadian government has underestimated/ignored the current state of human cloning technology. The issue was sent to a Royal Commission in 1989, with two bills resulting, one which was killed during the 1997 elections and the other which failed the second Commons reading. A third attempt at legislation was introduced in Canada earlier this year that would ban:
      • Making clones of people
      • Cloning stem cells
      • Growing human embryos for research
      • Sex selection
      • Making changes to human DNA that would pass from one generation to the next
      • Creating people who have animal DNA
      • Buying or selling embryos, sperm, eggs or other human reproductive material

      Unfortunately it seems that this legislation was killed when the parliament session was ended earlier in the fall (September, I think).

      I do hope that the government someday figures out that it is time to pass the legislation first considered 13 years ago!

      A decent summary on cloning laws in Canada: CBC website.

  57. A skeptical look at biotechnology from Harper's by yeOldeSkeptic · · Score: 2

    If the clones are supposed to be exact replicas, why do the clones have defects? This suggests we're missing something...Perhaps they're not exact after all?

    You may find the following article article very interesting.

  58. What about the life that is created? by billmaly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most cloning experiments done to date have resulted in abnormalities that manifested themselves later in the cloned animals life. Well, an animal can be put down pretty quickly, and the ethics behind doing so are mostly cut and dried. Not so with a human life, cloned or otherwise. If there is a life threatening condition down the road, the cloned person may have to endure a lot of pain and suffering that would have been avoided had they been a normal conception and birth. Bottom line, there is too much we don't know about cloning to rush to create a cloned human for the purposes of prestige only. This is not responsible or ethical science.

    1. Re:What about the life that is created? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      Many natural births done to date have resulted in abnormalities that manifested themselves later in the person's life. Well, an animal can be put down pretty quickly, and the ethics behind so are hotly contested by PETA. Not so with human life, a court needs to decide if a person will be executed or not. If there is a life threatning condition down the road, the naturally born person may have to endure a lot of pain and suffering that would have been avoided had they been aborted before birth. Bottom line, there is too much we don't know about natural reproduction to rush to create a new human for the purposes of going forth and multiplying only. This is not responsible or ethical human behaviour.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:What about the life that is created? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably think your post presents a rather witty reversal of the original posters position but I just think that you are incapable of drawing some crucial distinctions; a sure sign of a dull mind.

    3. Re:What about the life that is created? by billmaly · · Score: 2

      "Many natural births done to date have resulted in abnormalities that manifested themselves later in the person's life."
      Agreed. But, natural births are usually births that occur without massive intervention of medical or other science (2 cells merge, "nature" takes over, 9 months later, the results are usually favorable).

      "Well, an animal can be put down pretty quickly, and the ethics behind so are hotly contested by PETA."
      From my perspective, PETA is a group of flakes (that's my opinion only, let's not debate that here.) If I have too choose between ending the life on a cloned animal that is "abnormal" and the life of a cloned human that is "abnormal", I can choose to end the animal's life with little or no moral regrets, not so with a cloned human. It's a personal ethical dilemma that each person has to decide for themselves. PETA members obviously possess a different set of ethics than I.

      "Bottom line, there is too much we don't know about natural reproduction to rush to create a new human for the purposes of going forth and multiplying only. This is not responsible or ethical human behaviour."

      Again, agreed. The amount of information that we don't know about the human bodies workings, the brain, reproduction, DNA, the Genome...it's staggering how ignorant we are. The natural way of creating life is working too well for most of us, and is a damned sight more fun then the petri dish method. Yes, the science behind human cloning is not sound...and I think this discussion has forced me to develop a view against human cloning, which I did not previously possess.

    4. Re:What about the life that is created? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2
      Oh joy, another "boo scince!" comment on cloning...sigh.

      But, natural births are usually births that occur without massive intervention of medical or other science (2 cells merge, "nature" takes over, 9 months later, the results are usually favorable).

      Ok, 2 points:
      1. No, that's not true. Do you even know how humans are born? Without medical intervention we get really high infant mortality, the kind they get in underdevellopped countries.
      2. In "cloning", 2 cells merge (the content of an adult non-reproductive cell are inserted in a reproductive cell that has been stripped of its DNA), nature takes over, 9 months later you get a new baby....same diff.


      From my perspective, PETA is a group of flakes (that's my opinion only, let's not debate that here.)

      I personally think that they are crazy extremists...flakes works too, but they make a good point about how cruel we are to animals (we are cruel to ourselves too, but they don't seem to care about that...).

      If I have too[sic] choose between ending the life on a cloned animal that is "abnormal" and the life of a cloned human that is "abnormal", I can choose to end the animal's life with little or no moral regrets, not so with a cloned human.

      Somebody likes to play god...
      Hell, if you're breeding animals to exploit them as food sources, there's no need to keep the defective ones; they would cost too much to maintain, and they would be worth less when grown up. So you kill them now rather than kill them later, no big deal.
      Humans are different, we aren't eating soylent green yet.

      The natural way of creating life is working too well for most of us, and is a damned sight more fun then the petri dish method.

      So what's your point here? That artificial insemination is both wrong and boring? "Working too well"? Is that a hint about overpopulation? Are you affraid we'll be overrun by an army of clones?

      Yes, the science behind human cloning is not sound.

      The science of cloning is sound if they documented everything, made lots of notes and mesurments...

      But I notice you say "human cloning", not just "cloning". What about the science of sheep cloning? Is that sound?

      I think this discussion has forced me to develop a view against human cloning, which I did not previously possess.


      Dude, I don't believe that. I think you were clearly anti cloning, heck, vaguely anti science from the get-go.

      That bit about "massive intervention of medical or other science" just reeks of anti-science views.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    5. Re:What about the life that is created? by stanmann · · Score: 1
      OK, you completely missed the point.
      Ok, 2 points:
      1. No, that's not true. Do you even know how humans are born? Without medical intervention we get really high infant mortality, the kind they get in underdevellopped countries.
      2. In "cloning", 2 cells merge (the content of an adult non-reproductive cell are inserted in a reproductive cell that has been stripped of its DNA), nature takes over, 9 months later you get a new baby....same diff.


      Great, point 1 is half true. The problem isn't about how healthy the child grows up to be. In a successful Natural conception, the unhealthy/abnormal percentages are around 1-5%

      Thusfar, in "successful" clone conception/birth, the unhealthy/abnormal percentages are 50-80%
      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  59. And the results... by russx2 · · Score: 1

    If they're anything like this then I'm in full support...

    1. Re:And the results... by barfarf · · Score: 1

      Dr. Emmett Brown, is that YOU?!

  60. Eventually Everything will happen by oldstrat · · Score: 2


    The religious and alien science stuff aside, this has huge potential.

    Basic questions of existance are going to be answered, and argued. Nature vs. Nurture comes to mind first.
    Is it true or a publicity stunt? According to the press conference we should know in 9 days.
    The assumption I'll have to make until then based on the technical process used in animals and the care that can be taken in a lab, the previous efforts that resulted in test tube babies is that is is likely, and all it really took was someone with the resources and the will to do it.

    As the project leader said in the news conference I hopr the press, governments, and the rest of the world give the girl, and the family some kindness.

    As unlikely as that is, I hope they do, or we may have to wait decades for the child to reach an age where she can come forword on her own.

    There's a good chance that the world changed again today, this time with a birth, not with a bomb.
    Let's hope the child(ren) is/are healthy.

    1. Re:Eventually Everything will happen by m1chael · · Score: 0

      "Is it true or a publicity stunt?"

      no, really. most scientific stunts these days are, about the funding that is. in the case of a cult, they are ah... cultivating donations to their worthy cause.

      --
      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  61. Cloes live 1/100th of llivespan by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    Question when this cloen dies before age five are they going to prosecute theis cul tfor murder?

    We don't know enough about the embryonic genes, the ones used in cloning to be able to do this as a success..

    Remember its not the turned on genes in human dna that are sued in cloning its the ones turned off in junk dan that are used..as we grow past an embryonic stage these genes are truned off..thats why human eggs look like fishes on a certain day past fertitization..

    I knew that 7 majors of study to prepare for Ms in Molecular Biology was good for soemthing..

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    Don't Tread on OpenSource
    1. Re:Cloes live 1/100th of llivespan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad you didnt go to class to learn how to spell.

  62. Keep cloning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I'll keep reloading...

  63. Talked to a Canadian on ICQ by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

    I just talked to a canadian online, we can stop wondering now. "All a hoax. There was some farmer slaying som Ho's in British Columbia thought. I am from Saskatchewan. U?"

  64. When in need of loot: by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Found obscure cult involving aliens.
    2. Ask "tithes" for support and basic nescecities. (6 acres of land, 4 million USD villa, heated swimming pool, turkish sauna, botanic garden, 4 wives, 4^n children, 3 Mercedes', 2 BMWs, 2 Cessnas, 1 Learjet, 1 converted Boeing 727 and a division of lawyers to keep the 4 wives from running away with all aforementioned "nescecities".)
    3. Profit!

    1. Re:When in need of loot: by IHateEverybody · · Score: 2


      1. Found obscure cult involving aliens.
      2. Ask "tithes" for support and basic nescecities. (6 acres of land, 4 million USD villa, heated swimming pool, turkish sauna, botanic garden, 4 wives, 4^n children, 3 Mercedes', 2 BMWs, 2 Cessnas, 1 Learjet, 1 converted Boeing 727 and a division of lawyers to keep the 4 wives from running away with all aforementioned "nescecities".)
      3. Profit!

      And to think I blew all my cash on dotcoms when these guys have a real business model. What's their NASDAQ symbol again?

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      Does this .sig make my butt look big?
  65. Too Far North by LittleGuy · · Score: 2

    Raëlians are followers of Raël, a French-born former race-car driver who has said he met a four-foot space alien atop a volcano in southern France in 1973 and went aboard his ship, where he was entertained by voluptuous female robots and learned that the first humans were created 25,000 years ago by space travelers called Elohim, who cloned themselves.

    Too bad. If they were located in NASCAR Country, we could expect cloned version of Dale Earnhardt, Sr, surrounded by a bevy of beauties from Winner's Circle.

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    1. Re:Too Far North by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad. If they were located in NASCAR Country, we could expect cloned version of Dale Earnhardt, Sr, surrounded by a bevy of beauties from Winner's Circle.

      Dude, not having that is a good thing.

  66. hmmm... by m1chael · · Score: 0

    i have come to cleen zee poool, zee geen-poool. alastavista cloney... baby got back.

    --
    I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  67. Score one for humanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is true, may their respective deities/aliens/etc. reward them.

    Science should not, and will not be stopped by the fear, uncertainity and doubt spread by the fundamentalists whose leaders are afraid of losing it all.

    What are you afraid of? That we may one day prove that your deity doesn't exist? That in the end, we will find that when you die, you become fertilizer and nothing more?

    What drives people to insist that a clone is a carbon copy of a person, able to, say, assassinate the original and sleep with his wife, ala the Simpsons?

    Tear down the temples and build more laboratories. Humanity is awakening.

  68. poor Rael... by miltimj · · Score: 1

    Do your part... continue slashdotting a cult leader!

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    "Truth is not decided by majority vote" consensus gentium -- Norman Geisler
  69. Did the clone play OGG files on XMAS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the clone came out on xmas, did it play ogg files of some kid singing "hallelugah"? Did it then broker a settlement between Sony and Nintendo? DID IT FILE A SUIT AGAINST FREETYPE??

  70. At least we'll know in 2025... by miltimj · · Score: 1

    "They informed Vorilhon (the cult leader) that he was the final prophet -- sent to relay a message of peace and sensual meditation to humankind under his new name of Raël -- before the Elohim would return to Jerusalem in 2025"

    Well, at least they'll all know in 2025 that it's a crock of s***...

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    "Truth is not decided by majority vote" consensus gentium -- Norman Geisler
  71. The Rights Of A Single Cell by Effugas · · Score: 2

    If there is a life threatening condition down the road, the cloned person may have to endure a lot of pain and suffering that would have been avoided had they been a normal conception and birth.

    I do believe it's important to point out that the "normal conception and birth" isn't an option for this person -- either they're born as a clone, or they live and die their entire life as but a single cell from the "superior original".

    How supremely odd...a ban on cloning is, literally, a denial of a right to life -- one that extends before even conception.

    --Dan

    1. Re:The Rights Of A Single Cell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a moron

  72. David Rorvik - "In His Image" by dpilot · · Score: 2

    I'm surprised that over the past year or two, in all the furor over real cloning, that nobody has looked a decade or two into the past.

    There was a claim and book, "In His Image" written by someone who claimed to have performed human cloning. Don't remember the year, but the name "David Rorvik" was attached to it. Don't know if it was the father, son, or author.

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    1. Re:David Rorvik - "In His Image" by bkontr · · Score: 1

      I remembered that book but I forgot the name. I'm surprised more slashdotters have not mentioned this book earlier. "In his Image: The Cloning of a Man" is a older book, but I would not be surprised if this is true story either even though it is widely dismissed as a hoax. But even if this story is not true, there is the possibility that human cloning may have been done without public disclosure. Nevertheless, the corporations who push for this type of unethical testing outside moral and ethical boundaries is disgusting. The fact that scientists insist that thier work in this area should be unrestricted is even more disturbing:

      http://www.bumc.bu.edu/www/sph/lw/pvl/Clonetest.ht m

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    2. Re:David Rorvik - "In His Image" by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 2

      Don't know if it was the father, son, or author

      All three?

  73. OT: Bizspeak and IM shorthand by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


    This is slashdot, it says news for _nerds for a reason you insensitive clod. Your probably one of those business types.


    Actually - I find it kind of interesting you attribute IM shorthand with "nerd" behavior. I always considered shorthand a crutch for those who couldn't type fast enough to use regular words. Someone new to a keyboard. More mundane and less nerd, if you will.

    Ironically, out of the adult population, its usually business types that I see using this. And an over-abundance of emoticons. They get some little IM dictionary with their two-way text pager and go hog-wild. They're now part of the "in" wired crowd and want to show it. Right before going back to some email full of terms like synergy and paradigm.

    Having said that, to each their own. For me, it does interfere with communication. And it might be worth noting that. After all, its up to the writer to convey their message - even if it carries baggage they didn't intend. But I'm more than happy to let the author have their way.

    I suppose spelling (your / you're) and other rules apply here too. But then, I'm pretty bad when it comes to that stuff. So I'll refrain from comment. :)
    1. Re:OT: Bizspeak and IM shorthand by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      I once saw a comedian talk about how times have changed. That during the Civil War 18 year-old soldiers would write letters like this:

      My dearest Rosalyn,

      Each day apart from you, my heart grows ever more sorrowful. It pains me to think that in the coming spring, I'll not be able to look upon your pearlescent skin and deep, sad, blue eyes.

      Yours, always,
      Archibald


      But during the Gulf War, you had 18 year-old soldiers writing letters like this:

      Rosie,

      Hey, girl. It is hot here in the dessert. There is camels and shit. The sand is pissin me of. Your all I think about. I miss you a lot. Dont fuck nobody while Im gone.

      Archie

      --
      Education is the silver bullet.
    2. Re:OT: Bizspeak and IM shorthand by ninewands · · Score: 2
      I agree ...
      Hackish speech generally features extremely precise diction, careful word choice, a relatively large working vocabulary, and relatively little use of contractions or street slang. Dry humor, irony, puns, and a mildly flippant attitude are highly valued -- but an underlying seriousness and intelligence are essential. One should use just enough jargon to communicate precisely and identify oneself as a member of the culture; overuse of jargon or a breathless, excessively gung-ho attitude is considered tacky and the mark of a loser.

      The New Hacker's Dictionary , v.4.3.3, Hacker Speech Style

      This is not IRC and you are not under the time constraints imposed by a scrolling screen in a channel with 40 other users. Throwing in 'l33tspeak here is a good way not to be taken seriously. Especially in a discussion of this nature.

      Moderators: mod me down if you wish, it's only karma.
    3. Re:OT: Bizspeak and IM shorthand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Viking Coder. That some funny shit. Fuckin laggy slashdot is pissin me off. You booty on my mind. I wanna fuck you till your brain is leaking out your nose and shit. Dont get fat while im' here.

      Anony

  74. The Fine Line Between Religion and Cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is it that

    human life was created by DNA brought to earth by an alien race
    is considered the irrational belief of a "lunatic cult", yet
    human life was created in a magical garden by an omnipotent god
    is the basic belief by hundreds of millions of "normal people" throughout the world.

    Especially considering both theories have the same amount of scientific evidence to back them up.

  75. couNTing on the greased pig effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ucann bet your .asp that most of those frauds (i'm not saying lairy/robbIE is won), are dumping their worth less payper at EVERY opportunity, whilst assuring J., that the gooed times will return.

    some are saying hangin's too good for the skalywags.

    the -1 "score" on the on-topic response must be about not mentioning lairy's g(n)ame (who says there's no ?pr? guise wearing tuxes), just like he never says the g word anymore. fair is fair, enough?

  76. Christmas baby.. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 2

    .. probably not just a coincidence that Eve was born on Christmas. Probably also not a coincidence that she was named Eve...

    I wonder if the birth date and name were a part of the contract that the parents had to sign?

    1. Re:Christmas baby.. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      Duh, xmas was the day before.

  77. Honestly... by NeverNow · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm concerned, religions are all equally bullshit. And the Raelian cult makes no exception. But I find the engineering theory way more believable than the christian creation stuff, when it comes to the origin of life on Earth. Am I the only one?

    1. Re:Honestly... by userunknown · · Score: 1

      no you're not. At least it sounds plausible and you don't automatically find yourself wondering how the hell anyone could ever believe this.

      However, having said that, I have seen no proof for thier beliefs either. In this respect they are no different than the Christians.

      -UU

  78. clone prediction by muyuubyou · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure as hell this post will be "cloned" quite soon, too.

  79. Pointer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't a clone just a fancy pointer. Hey, that's me over there!

  80. The scary part is.... by tassii · · Score: 1

    From the CNN article: "Claude Vorilhon, who founded the Raelians, told CNN in July 2001 that the long-term goal for human cloning is to live forever. Vorilhon says cloning a baby is only the first step: Eventually the group wants to learn how to clone an adult, then "transfer the brain to the clone."

    Haven't these people ever heard of senility? The brain decays just as fast as the rest of the body. So they will put a dying brain in the body of an teenager. (Yes.. it has to be a teenager otherwise the skull won't be large enough). So you'll end up with a teenager that can't remember where he's been.

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    "I drank what?" - Socrates
    1. Re:The scary part is.... by RatBastard · · Score: 2
      No, the scary part is that they want to breed people in order to harvest their bodies. They want to build "livestock" that will have their brains removed (thus killing the "person" that that clone was) in order to prolong the lives of those pathetic wankers.

      An idea that would make Hitler puke.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    2. Re:The scary part is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You dumb shit! Hitler wouldn't puke at that idea! Where the fuck do you pull this shit out of? Hitler can oversee the execution of 6 million Jews but a little harvesting of organs from clones is going to make him queasy? You fucking dumb shit! No wonder you couldn't get through junior college. Although, your wife made did it. (And by "did it", I, of course, mean that she fucked her way to a C average.)

      You son of a bitch...

  81. This story just may have legs by wobedraggled · · Score: 1

    The baby may have leg's too, unless they cloned Lieutenant Dan :)

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    Ubuntu- Linux for human beings.
  82. Extremely bad idea by kindstickysoft · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the articles that I have read on this very suspect claim it hints that they used the same method as was used with Dolly. I did my Senior Thesis on Geron, the company that purchased the rights to the methode that cloned Dolly; therefore, I have a fare understanding of what is involved with Nuclear Transfer. Although I am not an expert and have never attempted the process in a lab, I have read enough to know that it is a terrible idea to try this on humans at this point.

    There is a easy to understand FAQ on the Roslin Institute web site written by the people that actually cloned Dolly. Here are some interesting highlights:

    Are clone embryos like IVF and normal pregnancies?
    Not so far. The scientists at the Roslin Institute, who pioneered this work, have repeatedly found that the clone foetuses grow much larger than normal ones, and there is a much higher chance of the pregnancy failing, of stillbirth, or of forced Caesarean sections. Dolly was the one successful pregnancy of more than 277 embryos.

    What do the experts think? "I think you are always going to run the risk of having aging DNA," says Professor Lord Robert Winston, an IVF pioneer. "I would hate to think of a child of mine being cloned because I think it would be very likely he would have an accelerated aging process." Dr Jamie Grifo, director of the division of reproductive endocrinology at New York University, says: "Cloning is no better than any of the other treatments that are out there. A biological child is the husband's sperm, the wife's egg. A clone is not a biological child." Dr David Stevens, of the Christian Medical and Dental Society, asks: "Are we really willing to sacrifice hundreds of embryos - developing human beings - to make one baby who may suffer monstrous consequences?"


    So, there are two very important points that must be stressed. The first is that there is a high percentage probability of genetic defect supported by further experiments. Think of the threat of genetic abnormalities in a fetus that managed to survive as much higher than if you had children with immediate family members.

    The second is that each cell has an "age" that is determined by the number of times that a cell has divided. If you use DNA from adult cells that have divided many times, than all of the cells cloned from that DNA will be older. A cell can only dived around 50 times before it dies at which point you reach the Hayflick Limit. Although there are ways to prolong the life of cell lines similar to the way cancer spreads through a body, I doubt that this group of individuals thought of adding telomeres back to the end of the chromosomes that would be used to clone a human baby.

    1. Re:Extremely bad idea by dasunt · · Score: 2

      You seem pretty knowledgeable with your post. So let me ask you a question.

      As far as I understand, normal human cells have a certain number of divisions before they 'die'. So, if I make a clone from a cell in my little pinky, it might remember it has divided n times, and thus my 'clone' might end up aging faster. This seems to be based on some of the 'junk' DNA at the end of the strand gettting shorter with each division - the evolutionary reason behind this might be a way of aborting precancerous rapidly dividing cells.

      On the other hand, children made the old fashioned, fun way, have an hour clock with all the sand in the top - unlike their parents, who might be half way through their cellular clocks.

      Now I'm told that women are born with all the eggs that they will ever have. Since the eggs only have half the DNA needed, they aren't a viable source of DNA for cloning. Men are supposed to continually produce sperm throughout their lives. So, somewhere in men, their is a cell with no memory of how many times it has divided. Can we hijack the DNA in these cells before they produce sperm? If so, why hasn't it been tried?

    2. Re:Extremely bad idea by kindstickysoft · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very intellegent question.

      The answer is that some body cells have an enzyme called telomerase that adds telomeres back to the ends of the chromosomes. This enzyme is found active in cell such as sperm, egg, and cancer. In fact, telomerase allows cancer cells to divide almost infinitely and spread throughout the body.

      Geron recognized the power of telomerase and has devoted a great deal of research into how it works. The interesting thing is that to address the problem of "old" DNA in cloning, telomerase could be used to add telomeres and rejuvenate the chromosomes. Also, an anti-telomerase, which is an enzyme that turns the activity of telomerase off, can be used in cancer cells to make them mortal again. If cancer cells can not divide forever they are unable to spread as quickly and devastatingly through the body and have been proven to be more sensitive to chemotherapy.

  83. sorry... I don't believe it by jfroebe · · Score: 1

    People have a habit of claiming many things that never happened for publicity or for shock value. Unless it is PROVEN to be a clone by reputable geneticists, I will not believe it.

    jason

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    No one has seen what you have seen, and until that happens, we're all going to think that you're nuts. - Jack O'Neil
  84. How do they prove it? by redwoodtree · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is incredibly hard to prove, because of "ethical" and "privacy" reasons there is going to be no way to prove this. We don't know where the baby is born, there's no picture, there's no video tape or any other details.

    So now, the cloners are allowing a freelance journalist to get together a group of scientists and they're going to take samples of DNA from the mother and the child and send them back. How much do you want to bet that they won't let the scientists take the actual samples?

    For example, I could give you two samples of my own DNA and tell you I have a clone. The microchondial DNA would of course be identical.

    There's going to be more to this story once these journalists and scientists get to the location.

  85. Aliens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This was posted here:
    In God is Red, a native view of religion. The author has a chapter about how the rise of near-eastern religions has some unexplained phenomenom that could theoretically support an exterterestial thesis. This idea came to rise thanks to populer writers having cited a catalog of strange and unexplained items such as:

    • the large stones in Baalbek
    • the lines of Nazca
    • the dry-cell pottery battery of Mesopotamia
    • citations in Ezekiel about flying wheels

    Most arguments provide no substantial or prolonged argument to this point. One writer did try to present a comprehensive view of an ancient astronaut invasion and the consequences it had on the earth.

    Zecharia Sitchin, in a four book series titled Earth Chronicles, cites many reasons to why the rise of Kingship and urban settlements could be attributed to an astronaut presence on earth.

    While some of Sitchin's idea's beg credibility, there is a startling resemblence in some of the conclusions reached by Samuel Noah Kramer, an orthodox scholar of Sumerian studies and archeology. His book, History Begins at Sumer, endorses astronauts engaged in genetic engineering for a worker race.

    To sum up his conclusions, he relates the possibilities of an urban-astronaut living amongst humans as compared to southern whites living amongst slaves in the Civil War era. If you remember the Old Testamet, god fairly vengeful and demanding of social graces of the people. The basic question on hand is what are the origins of civilized (or rather, urban) life and corresponding religion. How did it develop separate from all the native people around the world?

    Believe it or not, but native people also have some stories about people visiting them, either cultural heros or possibly blond-haired white men. In either case, such a proposition had little affect on native people as they did not become so entrenched in urban life.

    Scientifically it is interesting to note that copper was believed to been invented in ovens when cooking (ie some ore was used in the cooking-ware) and at the end there was some shinny copper when the ore was smelted. Well, to do this the primitive people would have to have cooked with a 1500 degree centigrade fire. Did someone see to do this in a vision? Were they lucy? Or did someone show them?

    I personally lean towards vision or dumb luck.. what do others think?
  86. A few holes by Tall+Rob+Mc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Raelians, who claim 55,000 members worldwide, believe human life was created by DNA brought to earth by an alien race. Their founder and leader is Rael, a former French journalist known as Claude Vorilhon. The group's headquarters, called UFO Land, are located in Valcourt, Que., about 200 km east of Montreal.

    1) Their leader is French.
    2) He calls himself "Rael," moved to Canada, and started a cult.
    3) This cult believes that aliens created humans from DNA they brought to Earth.
    4) The cult's headquarters is called "UFO Land."
    5) They claim to have cloned a human.

    Now, why the hell should I believe 5 if 1-4 serve to discredit any idea that intelligence and legitimacy may be present here?

    1. Re:A few holes by Scrameustache · · Score: 2
      1) Their leader is French.
      2) He calls himself "Rael," moved to Canada, and started a cult.
      3) This cult believes that aliens created humans from DNA they brought to Earth.
      4) The cult's headquarters is called "UFO Land."
      5) They claim to have cloned a human.

      Now, why the hell should I believe 5 if 1-4 serve to discredit any idea that intelligence and legitimacy may be present here?


      Corrections:

      1. He is French, but your xenophobic assumptions bore me...
      2. He did change his name to Raël, and started a cult, but he did that before he moved to Canada.
      3. He basically believes that the entity others refer to as "God" is in fact Yavhe, a 4' tall lil' gray alien with a mullet and a goatee, and that he and his race (the elohim(sp?)) "terraformed" the earth and created all life on it, and then proceeded to give us commandements and whatnot.
      4. Yeah...UFO land...that IS corny...damn frenchmen ;- )
      5. Yeah, they've been talking about doing it for years...gotta love those raëlians...where other cults go for the cheap thrill of a mass murder, they go for group sex and cloning! : )
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:A few holes by neonstz · · Score: 2

      6) Profit!

    3. Re:A few holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6) Profit!

    4. Re:A few holes by Tall+Rob+Mc · · Score: 3, Funny
      Replies:

      1) It's not xenophobia. It's a joke. Your boredom stems from your overly-serious approach to internet posting. If I wasn't American, I'd rip on Americans all day. I'm not French, so I'll rip on the French as much as I please. I invite all French readers to reply with their worst, understanding that the interaction will all be in good fun.
      2) My list isn't in chronological order. I apologize profusely and pledge to keep all further postings involving multiple events in a timeline format. This appears to be the only actual "correction" that you have made.
      3) You said the same thing I did, but you used more details because you google searched for "Raelians" and reported what you found.
      4) We all agree here. :-)
      5) Anything that involves group sex is at least worth a look.

      Maybe Rael hit the wall a few too many times during his racing career: This would explain his status as a "former" race-car driver and as a lunatic.

      After previewing this message I decided it was too agressive. I assure you the only reason for this is that I'm bored at work and I'm searching for any source of entertainment I can find. As I've mentioned, internet posting can only be taken seriously to a point.

    5. Re:A few holes by girouette · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are a fun-loving bunch. They did a fair amount of proselitizing at my junior college, as far back as 1979. That's when I was told that Rael once went skinny-dipping on an Ocean-world with Jesus and Mary-Magdalen. (Name-dropper!)

      I'd sign up for that.

      For such feats of imagination, you could almost forgive them the small matter of self-glorifying, pseudo-scientific, harmful experiments on human beings.

    6. Re:A few holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only funny to you, asshole. Sorry to break it to you: you're racist.

    7. Re:A few holes by *xpenguin* · · Score: 2

      6) Profit!

      Bzzt. This year's meme is IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ...

    8. Re:A few holes by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      1) It's not xenophobia. It's a joke. Your boredom stems from your overly-serious approach to internet posting. If I wasn't American, I'd rip on Americans all day. I'm not French, so I'll rip on the French as much as I please. I invite all French readers to reply with their worst, understanding that the interaction will all be in good fun.

      Its a tired old joke...it bores me. And jokes that are funny because "the guy was from another country" all reek of xenophobia...but some are funny. : )
      Yours bored me. If I had mod points today I would have modded you as overrated...

      2) My list isn't in chronological order. I apologize profusely and pledge to keep all further postings involving multiple events in a timeline format.

      I accept your apology and I look forward to enjoying your timelines.

      3) You said the same thing I did, but you used more details because you google searched for "Raelians" and reported what you found.

      Nope, did a book report on 'em in highschool...got an A.
      Actual knowledge...not something you see often on /., but it crops up once in a while.

      4) We all agree here. :-)

      Yup

      5) Anything that involves group sex is at least worth a look.

      That must be why they film so much of it...

      Maybe Rael hit the wall a few too many times during his racing career: This would explain his status as a "former" race-car driver and as a lunatic.

      Last I heard he still races...and he's really bad at it : )

      After previewing this message I decided it was too agressive. I assure you the only reason for this is that I'm bored at work and I'm searching for any source of entertainment I can find. As I've mentioned, internet posting can only be taken seriously to a point.

      Hey, glad I could give you something to waste your time on! : )
      Happy holidays!

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    9. Re:A few holes by jelson · · Score: 2

      Perhaps you might want a few facts instead of making a snap judgement based on a 3-sentence description of these people found in a CNN article.

      About 2 years ago, the New York Times Magazine had a serious (8000 word) article about this group. My impression from reading it at the time was that cloning might well be possible for a group that has enough money (they do), sufficient technical expertese (they've hired them), enough disregard for the moral implications (their beliefs support the idea), and enough volunteers to be implanted with cloned embryos (again, they do, due to the cult's ethos). Maybe only 1 out of every 100 embryos is viable, but when you actually have hundreds of cult members lining up as volunteers for implantation, how long is it until one of them succeeds?

      If you are willing to pay $3 for some enlightenment, you can get the article here.

    10. Re:A few holes by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

      In this case I believe the appropriate finish is:

      6) Prophet!

  87. Hollywood Science by BlueF · · Score: 1

    Hollywood... Florida. Still appropriate for a religious cult claiming to understand science.

    What funny news this morning. Religious clones (do we really need more?) and a town -- wait, more like a few shacks and a backhoe -- sells for over $1.6 million on eBay!

    Wonder what I could sell my clone for on eBay!? : P

  88. /. ads (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some ads in the "Related links" section, although I've disabled ALL ads (I'm a subscriber, just posting as AC). I was wondering why it displayed a link to Compare the best prices on: Software/Utilities along with all the cloning links.. I clicked the link and then it hit me: They're selling DVD X Copy (Backup, Copy & Restore your DVD Movies). Quite clever.

  89. And with my new power as chancellor... by HaloZero · · Score: 1

    ...I will create a grand army of the Republic, to combat this seperatist threat.

    (Muffelled cheers as someone yells "Send in the clones!")

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    Informatus Technologicus
  90. human parthenogenesis - clones walk the Earth now? by js7a · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The whiptail lizard genus Cnemidophorus of the southwestern U.S. includes sexual species and parthenogenic strains, e.g., C. uniparens. Females of the parthenogenic strains can still mate.

    Natural parthenogenesis in mammalian species is considerably more common than most people think, and is considered normal in certain breeds of mice, cattle, and camels, occuring as a result of defective egg cells. In the vast majority of cases, mammalian parthenogenesis fails to produce offspring and results in noncancerous ovarian tumors.

    However, such parthenogenic ova can produce clones of their mother when (A) they are simultaniously ovulated into a receptive womb, e.g., shortly after an ordinary egg which became fertilized, and (B) contain a diploid nucleus. Although ova are supposed to be haploid some human haploid cells are naturally diploid. Presumably this is an ordinary kind of haploid mutation.

    Although it is difficult to estimate the rate of occurance of natural human parthenogenic offspring, it is probably more common than one in a billion over the course of a modern human female lifespan, meaning that there are probably already a handful of clones on the planet. ["Wow, you really do look like your mother."]

  91. And that's a GOOD thing. by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Imagine the rash of Fan Cloning we'd have if/when this becomes "Cheap and Easy"(tm).

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    --- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.
  92. From CNN.. by Rudy+Rodarte · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is the news from CNN HOLLYWOOD, Florida (CNN) -- The controversial group Clonaid on Friday said a newborn girl called Eve is a clone.

    The group's scientific director said the child was born Thursday in an unnamed country. Clonaid was founded by a religious movement called the Raelians, the doctrine of which believes that life on Earth was created by extraterrestrials.

    If the cloning assertion is true, the birth would be the first ever human clone. Brigitte Boisselier, scientific director of Clonaid, made her statement at a news conference and has arranged for a physicist named Michael Guillen, former science correspondent for ABC News, to independently verify the claim.

    Boisselier offered no immediate proof of her claim -- or photographs of the baby. She said the baby is healthy, and that the whole family is "very happy." She also said the baby's grandmother thinks she looks just like her mother.

    She says the baby will go home in three days, and an independent expert will take DNA samples from the baby to prove she had been cloned. Those results are expected within a week after the testing.

    Boisselier had told a congressional committee last year that she believed she had the knowledge to produce a human clone in the near future.

    Clonaid, which calls itself the "first human cloning company," was founded in 1997. Boisselier is a bishop in the Raelian movement.

    Claude Vorilhon, who founded the Raelians, told CNN in July 2001 that the long-term goal for human cloning is to live forever. Vorilhon says cloning a baby is only the first step: Eventually the group wants to learn how to clone an adult, then "transfer the brain to the clone."

    Boisselier says the immediate purpose for cloning is to help infertile couples. Last November, she told CNN she was "indeed doing human cloned embryos and we have many cell divisions," but she wouldn't confirm any pregnancies.

    No data released

    To make a clone, scientists first take an egg and remove all of its genetic material. Then the nucleus of a cell -- any cell in the body -- is taken from the individual to be cloned and inserted into the hollowed-out egg.

    The cell is then given a jolt of electricity or put in a chemical bath to activate cell division -- essentially tricking the cell into doing what a fertilized egg would normally do. Then the embryo is implanted into a woman's uterus to be carried to term.

    It is unknown which exact procedure -- if any -- Clonaid used, because it has not published or released any data about its research.

    Boisselier has not revealed the location of her current lab, only to say it is no longer in the United States. She used to have a lab in West Virginia, but the U.S. Food and Drug Administration visited the lab and shut it down.

    Scientists so far have successfully cloned sheep, cows, goats, mice, pigs and a rare wild ox. But human cloning is controversial, because the experience with animal cloning has shown a lot of potential for things to go wrong.

    'One shouldn't do this'

    Many animal cloners -- including Ian Wilmut, the Scottish researcher who successfully cloned the first animal, Dolly the sheep, in 1997 -- disapprove of human cloning. Wilmut has said it took 276 failed attempts before Dolly was successfully cloned.

    "It is not responsible at this stage to even consider the cloning of humans, " said Rudolf Jaenisch, a biologist at MIT's Whitehead Institute for Biological Research, which clones mice.

    Janeisch said that even if a human clone appears healthy, it may not be once it gets older. Cloning a human at this point, he said, without knowing more about why things go wrong, is "essentially using humans as guinea pigs, and one shouldn't do this."

    According to Dr. Jon Hill, a veterinarian who successfully cloned cows at Texas A&M University, even clones who appear normal at birth often develop problems afterward.

    "Their livers, their lungs, their heart, their blood vessels are often abnormal after birth," Hill said.

    Few legal prohibitions The Raelians are not the only group claiming to actively try to clone a human.

    Italian doctor Severino Antinori made several announcements in recent months, claiming that a woman was carrying a human clone that would be born in January 2003. And former University of Kentucky professor Panos Zavos has also announced plans to clone a human, but he told CNN earlier this year he had not successfully created an embryo yet.

    Scientists and bioethicists have questioned whether any of these groups have the ability to clone a human. Art Caplan, director of the Center for Bioethics at the University of Pennsylvania, has said in the past that "we don't know how" to accomplish human cloning.

    Legally, there's very little to stop scientists from cloning. In January, the National Academy of Sciences recommended a ban on human cloning, but only four states -- California, Michigan, Louisiana and Rhode Island -- ban any type of cloning research.

    The FDA claims it has jurisdiction over human cloning based on the Public Health Service and Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act. It says it would regulate the cloning process like a drug.

  93. Credible or INcredible by ciphertext · · Score: 1

    It is a well known fact that reputation and peer review are hallmarks of the scientific community. To be regarded as legit, you must publish your work in a respected journal that is peer reviewed. To be credible, you must have a solid reputation for producing publishable work that follows the rigorous methods of science and is repeatable. Having said that, do you think that the Raelian Movement has both requirments (reputation and peer review) to be credible scientists? I think I'll wait for the publications to be peer reviewed and the findings replicated before I believe this story.

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    To know is to have knowledge....to understand is to be enlightened.
  94. Well, shit by I+Am+The+Owl · · Score: 2

    By that reasoning, nothing can be unethical. Ethical thought is by nature subjective, and if "Because Jesus said so" is an invalid reason, I think you'd be hard pressed to find some kind of "real reason" that wasn't, somehow, first determined by a human.

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    --sdem
    1. Re:Well, shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well according to the Raelians cloning is the most ethical and wonderful thing a human being can do. Face it ethics is just the result of whatever politcal and religous system you have been indoctrinated into. Dictating your ethics like they some how are "true" is retarded.

  95. Clones are so passe, now we get down to splicing by ebooher · · Score: 1

    You know, let's just assume for a minute, that this cult church of loons has succeeded in producing a full clone of an already living human subject. Let's focus on the benefits of this technology.

    If we know how to keep the DNA strand together and create a living human embryo from it, then the next step is truly wonderful.

    Gene Splicing.

    Muhahahahahaahahahahh!!! It's only a matter of time now before I can splice the genes of a calico with a Swedish bikini model and live out all of my anime fantasies!

    Yesterday, clones of sheep
    Today, clones of humans
    Tomorrow, clones of cat chicks!

    Meow!

    I now return you to your regularly scheduled delusions.

    --
    "Genius may shine aloof and alone, like a star, but goodness is social, and it takes two men and God to make a Brother."
  96. Cult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm not a "raelian", but out of curiosity, what makes them a cult? It doesn't sound like their main priority is the slaughter of innocents or brainwashing 8 year olds...


    Unless, you consider ALL organized religions cults, but that's less likely than you just don't respect them because they're not like you.

    Yes, mod me down for slandering "michael"...
    *sheesh*... well, I'm going to go use my "calculator", i mean, my unix workstation.

    PS: if you think this is stupid semantics, try refering to judeo-christianity as a "cult" whilst visiting the vatican.

    *^%&^&^%&^^$*&$!!!!! F***!

    1. Re:Cult? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 5, Funny

      As seen on a /. sig...

      Cult: A small, unpopular religion.
      Religion: A large, popular cult.
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    2. Re:Cult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how when fifty-thousand people think earth was settled by aliens they are a cult, but when a billion people believe that earth was created by an invisible man in the sky, that group is a religion.

      Well...YOU think of God as an invisible man in the sky. You've made that clear. Alot of Christians have widely varying beliefs on those things though...some don't even believe in God as an entity, but rather as "the light". Some believe in God as something that is everywhere. Some believe in God as an entity like you or me. It varies alot really. I recommend finding some intelligent Christians and having a conversation with them...they aren't as rare as the groupthink on Slashdot would have you believe. Heck...Mensa has a special interest group for Christians. (Last I looked Mensa had a rather large population that identified itself as Christian actually, although not nearly as many are deep enough into it to join such groups. Look up the demographics. Yep...they sure are dumb. We r smrtur heer un Slacshdot!!!) Now really...stop being a knucklehead, ya intolerant prick.

      The Raeliens are a different story...their leader is the typical Charismatic lunatic with an agenda, that seems to define cults rather well. (Kinda like the magic kool-aid crew a few years ago.) He wants his flock to tithe 10% of their income to his little venture, which is kinda interesting...that's kinda harsh compared to passing the offering plate for a few bucks. (Although it's hardly the only such religeon to do such things.) He also thinks that the creators picked him up in the mothership...which is kinda interesting too. He must be special.

      Eh...whatever. The common sense on Slashdot is long dead if it ever existed.

  97. aaahhhhh by Tellarin · · Score: 1


    south park mothers were right!

    it's always Canada's fault!!!

    blame Canada!!! blame Canada!!!

  98. People: It's a slow news day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    These fruitcakes are going to take advantage of it to get some free publicity. They know how to manipulate the press (how many breaking, investigative reports are released between Christmas and New Years?). It seems that slashdot has taken the bait.


    Silly people.

  99. Michael Jackson is nothing compared to Eve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what scares me is that they say publicly that it took 5 failed miscarriages before they were able to create Eve...

    i wonder how many other secret cloned pregancies are in the world and if you add up all of the failed miscarriages, it could be hundreds.

    these scientists are the most naive people on the face of the planet. its amazing to me, the level of stupidity that can exist in an educated person; that they think they can predict no birth defects through cloning... the horror! Eve is going to be a beast uglier than Jackson. Mark my words!

    1. Re:Michael Jackson is nothing compared to Eve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that she will be another Frankenstein Monster.....

  100. story has legs, but did the baby have any? by technoCon · · Score: 1

    title sez it all

  101. Plumbing 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, the female plumbing is much more complicated than the male. All the male system does is squirt out some liquid with little swimmy things.

    The female system, on the other hand, has to accomodate all different sizes of input nozzles and provide the proper environment for the swimmy things. Every month it also has to pop out a floaty thing, which might interact with the swimmy things. If it does, all new plumbing has to be hooked up to provide food for the future person, and the female's pipes have to expand in size to huge proportions. Later, her plumbing will have to push this new person out into the world and return to normal size. A whole different set of operations takes place if there aren't any little swimmy things to hook up to the floaty thing.

    Of course, you shouldn't be expected to know this, since you are obviously still in elementary school.

    1. Re:Plumbing 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I fill your ass with swimmy things?

  102. something ain't right... by dildofire · · Score: 1

    does anyone else think this reaks of a hoax?

    and did anyone else see the interview with the lead scientist on cnn this morning?
    she looks like the bride of frankenstein.

    1. Re:something ain't right... by ciphertext · · Score: 1

      Yep, I think that it is a hoax. However, I am open to the independent analysis (a truly independent analysis).

      Yes, she is the bride of frankenstein. That is the next big revelation of the Raelian movement.

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      To know is to have knowledge....to understand is to be enlightened.
  103. Is it right?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would have grave doubts of the mental health of anybody who would clone themselves. The aggogance involved in actually wanting another one of you running about, probably making all the same mistakes that you made through your life would probably drive most people insane. Its bad enough with "normal" parents, but with a clone it could only be 100 times worse.
    Also, has anybody considered how these people will be treated by there peers? like some kind of frankenstine, i can only emagine the life of torment that that child will recieve.
    forget moral, religious or other beliefs, its just not right, full stop.

  104. Cult? by supabeast! · · Score: 2

    "A religious cult, the Raelians..."

    Funny how when fifty-thousand people think earth was settled by aliens they are a cult, but when a billion people believe that earth was created by an invisible man in the sky, that group is a religion.

  105. Mmmmmm beer by gando · · Score: 1
    It's not like making beer, where you buy a bunch of things and mix them together in your basement.

    Dude, anyone can make beer.

    However, good beer can be made only in a handful of breweries in the world, requires specialized equipment, top of the line ingredients, and a tremendous degree of technical skill with years of experience.

    :-P

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    1. Re:Mmmmmm beer by mstyne · · Score: 1

      My old man refers to his homebrew as containing the "finest long island tap water". It's actually pretty decent.

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      mstyne: real name, no gimmicks
    2. Re:Mmmmmm beer by Gonzoman · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. I make my own beer and both me and my wife consider it to be superior to any commercial product. I take a little attention to detail but the results are worth it. It's like open source (or free as in) beer.

    3. Re:Mmmmmm beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, that's not what "gando" will have you believe though.

      "You brew your own beer? You mean you don't care about QUALITY? Buy budweiser!"

  106. Re:Christians == Jesus Cult by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 3, Funny
    shut up with your bigotry. Will you assholes ever learn to respect other religions or do you need a few more 9/11s to get it through your thik skulls.

    Your goals are too modest--I think the deep thought, humane empathy, and tolerance expressed by this AC deserve not only to be imitated in the US but all over the globe.

    In fact, I think in a lot of places they already are quite standard.

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  107. Uhh... Human clones have been around for a while.. by gibbdog · · Score: 0

    Anyone ever heard of identical twins?

  108. CBC Story as well by Sentry21 · · Score: 2

    Can't find anyone who posted it, so I'll point out th eCBC story as well. Doubt it has anything the others don't, but I'm in the middle of making breakfast so I'm not going to check quite yet.

    --Dan

  109. You forgot something: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The obligatory:

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    1. Re:You forgot something: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    5. Re:You forgot something: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      The obligatory:

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    7. Re:You forgot something: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already have, but I prefer posting these anonymously from my karmawhore account because I can post more of them. If I had a targetable account, I wouldn't be able to post more than two per day, because the account would pretty soon post at -1...

    8. Re:You forgot something: by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2

      Coward.

    9. Re:You forgot something: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retard.

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  110. FUCK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just submitted this story by accident.

    current odds of it being published to the front page:

    20:1

    paypal me the money at paypal@paypal.com

  111. yeah ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Funny how when fifty-thousand people think earth was settled by aliens they are a cult, but when a billion people believe that earth was created by an invisible man in the sky, that group is a religion.

    Yeah, college students always find that sort of thing ironic, until they grow up (or they don't grow up, and become professors).

    If you really can't see the difference, I'm not sure what to tell you. But I suspect that you can; I give you more credit than that.

    Actually, what I find funny is the opposite; would-be clever folk will believe anything but the wisdom of the ages. Witness, the cult in the story.

    1. Re:yeah ... by shawnseat · · Score: 1

      The wisdom of the ages?! The same stuff that gives us magic fish without digestive systems in the Mediterranean, a disk-shaped Earth with big honking pillars all around the edges (laid by the Invisible Guy in the Sky) to hold the sky up, talking jackasses of the kind that don't appear on TBN, dragons, unicorns and sea monsters? The Old Testament is a couple of borrowed stories from the Sumerians, the Hammurabi Code and a whole bunch of bullshit made up by goat farmers. The New Testament is what you get when you cross the Old Testament with classical Greek philosophy.

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      Religion is the opiate of the masses. The wealthy smoke the real stuff.
  112. Obligatory Star Wars quote by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Funny

    Begun this Clone War is!

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    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
  113. Desperate need for attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The raelians are in desperate need for attention.
    Last winter, they went out of their ways to try to recruit new prospect in high schools all over the province (of Quebec). Their new idea to recruit was to distribute crosses(+) to kids so they could burn them and therefore get un-baptised.

    Is it just me or are they just in desperate need for attention?

    I would personally stay VERY skeptical over any claim these psycho-clowns will make.

  114. FP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Post!

  115. I misread it.. :) by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Just what we need, a bunch of stoned Canadiens...

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    "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
  116. Motion Passed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  117. The Obvious Answer. by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The question was answered in the second paragraph of the article:

    The Raelians, a religious cult based in Quebec

    They're from Quebec. Obviously, they're crazy. Those people can't even answer a simple oui or non question, let alone clone a human. Next story, please...

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  118. Does it bother anyone else? by jokercito · · Score: 1

    that Einstein's face is associated with this kind of dribble?

  119. Cult by Chakotay · · Score: 2

    Actually, there's nothing wrong with the word "cult".

    In French, any religious stream is called a "culte", and any church or temple is called a "lieu de culte" which literally means "cult location".

    Unfortunately the word cult in the English language has had a rather painful encounter with the ACME Word Twister (TM).

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    Never underestimate the power of stupidity
    To err is human, to moo bovine
    1. Re:Cult by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      "Actually, there's nothing wrong with the word "cult"."

      I totally agree. Several people have told me that they think I'm a cult.

      At least I think that's what they said.

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      Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce
  120. three problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its canada, it's a cult, it's not been ID'd or col-aberated.

  121. Invent a religion, gain immediate respect! by mcg1969 · · Score: 2

    shut up with your bigotry.Will you assholes ever learn to respect other religions or do you need a few more 9/11s to get it through your thik skulls.
    So if I make up a new religion right now completely from scratch, does that mean the world has to immediately respect it under your moral system? What if I use my powers of persuasion to convince 5 people that it is true; does that change things? What does it take: 5 believers, 50, 500, 5000?

  122. Clonaid concert will have Bono by gelfling · · Score: 2

    We (really are) the world.

  123. Setting the clock back ... by Chakotay · · Score: 2

    Actually, they have tried that, but it always resulted in death by various kinds of cancers.

    The system that causes aging causes cells to not be able to divide more than a certain amount of times. This system does not exist to cause aging. Actually, aging is a side effect. Most probably, the real reason for this cell aging system is to prevent cancer. In cancers, cells will divide uncontrollably. Thus, eventually, they will reach their maximum number of divisions and die off.

    Take away the aging system, and cancers can roam free...

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    Never underestimate the power of stupidity
    To err is human, to moo bovine
    1. Re:Setting the clock back ... by dogfart · · Score: 2

      This looks interesting. Have you a reference (URL preferably)?

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  124. bon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    D'accord, quand est ce qu'on commence ?

    1. Re:bon by eric_ste · · Score: 1

      Maintenant.

      En passant, on écrit: Quand est-ce qu'on commence?

  125. CTV: Low Rent Network, Tabloid News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I figured this story would show up on CTV. If it were really newsworthy, it would have shown up on the CBC. CTV is a low-rent version of a network that only tries to emulate the wasteland that American broadcast TV has become, especially network news, with the day's road accidents and government sex scandals leading.

    Check out Ottawa's CJOH. The news anchor, one Max Keeping, is a fucking child molester perv!

  126. this is nothing. by guest12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    for one successful Dolly sheep clone there were several (maybe 200) failures. I think human cloning has been tried out in secret in many labs round the world, but hasnt been made public due to some defects. But cloning like this is nothing.
    wait for tutankhaman or borgias (first such post) or... adolf to be cloned. There was a book on adolf clones some years ago. soon there may be mammoth ---or neanderthal clones too.

  127. remember the movie by Vodak · · Score: 2

    hmm. this just keeps reminding me of the movie Gatica.

  128. Re:Christians == Jesus Cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rofl...whether or not you like Christianity much, Jesus WAS an actual person judging by what historians say. He even got crucified and all that good stuff as best the historians can tell....fuck me...they had a special on exactly that on TLC the other night. I can at least understand WHY there is a Christian religeon and I am kinda respect that...just like Islam, the Jewish faith, and even Bhuddism (sp?), etc.

    This is NOT some mystical alien dropping by in the mothership to tell this retarded Frenchman the way of the world....I think that kinda warrents a little further skeptisism. It sounds very $cientologist.

    Ugh...why I am responding to a troll.

  129. first?....wait by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    this baby might be the first clone instead of the canadian one..

    The world's first cloned baby was born on 26 December, claims the Bahamas-based cloning company Clonaid. But there has been no independent confirmation of the claim.

  130. Re:Religious believers == brainless 'tards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shut up with your bigotry.

    Fuck you.

    Will you assholes ever learn to respect other religions or do you need a few more 9/11s to get it through your thik skulls.

    Eat my shit, moron. Just because you and others like you are weak-minded sheep who need to believe that your neurotic delusions are real doesn't mean that I have to respect your worthless asses.

  131. GWB "Attack of the clones" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does not anyone see it, 10 years ago it was the bush adminstration, with powell, chainy et al. attacking Iraq. Present day, Bush , powell et al, want to attack iraq.

  132. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, YOU are the clone!

  133. true or not it is going to happen by edstromp · · Score: 1

    Wether this particular case is true or not is rather inconsequential. The fact is that someone _will_ clone a person. It is just a matter of when.

  134. more oblig by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    1. Have charismatic Prophet
    2. Profit!
    3. Prophet dies
    4. Profit dies
    5. ???
    6. Clone dead Prophet
    7. Prophet!
    8. Profit!

    Read it out loud: you'll sound like a frog.

  135. hello???? by burNtchicken · · Score: 1

    Groups like this must be controlled, even if they operate across international borders. We can already splice gene sequences from one species into another. To my knowledge that has not been done with humans, but if we allow rogue groups like this to do whatever they want, what's to stop them from combining genes from another species with a cloned human, to further their own ends? We are verging on the ability to control our own evolution, or the here-to-fore random genetic changes which have characterized the development of all known life during the course of all known time on earth, and we are leaving it to the Raelians. Off-the-wall organizations such as the Raelians, which operate without respect for proper scientific method and basic ethics, cannot be allowed to pursue this line of experimentation. The stakes are too high.

  136. Um, no. by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    Actually, cloning is the worste possible solution. You end up with a time-delayed twin of one "parent" that shares zero DNA with the other "parent.

    No, a better way to deal with fertility issues (at least with male infertility) is an interesting technology being developed by a group of Australians that can use any cell in the body as an erzats sperm cell that can be used in traditional artificiial insemination techniques. They expose the doner cell to a particular hormone that causes it to spit out half of every chromozome pair, resulting in an erzats sperm cell. One unanticipated aspect of this research is that becuase ANY cell (with a nucleus) can be used the "father" cell can come from a female body just as easily as from a male. Making it possible for lesbian couples to have children with BOTH women being genetic parents of the resulting daughter.

    I don't have the link to the article I read all this in anymore. A bit of searching and you might find it.

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  137. What do you fucking know by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 1, Troll

    Canada is finally Number One in something besides smelly, draft-dodging hippies.

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  138. Cold fusion deja vu? by Muggin · · Score: 1

    Sounds an awful lot like the whole cold fusion debacle. Giving any of this crap attention before any scientific evidence has been provided does nothing more than further the junk science problem that the scientific community has recently been plagued with. I'm appalled that Slashdot would even dignify,what amount to just a statement,with any mention of it. When they have scientific evidence that substantiates their claims, then get excited.

  139. Disinformations today (in Italy) by giaguara · · Score: 1

    In italy in all the means (tv, newspapers etc; an exmple here: http://www.repubblica.it/online/scienza_e_tecnolog ia/embrione/clonaid/clonaid.html ) they are tellling that this case was in America. And here America = USA, i would like to shake the hournalists here.... !!!
    Some of them have read the word "Miami" in some papers, thus they are telling this kid was born in America ... what 100 % of people here understand as = USA. >:O

  140. Re:I know what the baby's first words will be by mstyne · · Score: 1

    no

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  141. Am I the only one... by obdulio · · Score: 1

    who recall the Story of Frankenstein?

    Not the monster from the movies, but the actual book, written by Mary Shelley in the 19th Century.

    It's exactly what she was writing about: the ethics of scientific work, the disasterous consequences from Man trying to be God.

    Read it. It's Prophetic.

    PS: English is not my First Language, so forgive me for any mistake.

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    1. Re:Am I the only one... by burNtchicken · · Score: 1

      I'd try not to think of it as playing God. The ability to manipulate genetics is present and viable. Given that fact, there are two possible choices to prevent the disasters of which science fiction authors such as Mary Shelley speak.

      We can ban such work, or regulate it.

      I think most people would agree that a ban on genetic experimentation such as cloning would probably be impossible. What we need to realize is that our abilities as a species have already grown to the point where we are a significant danger to ourselves. There must be a constant open dialogue about technologies such as genetics, and the ethical implications of their use. Those dialogues should then be used to establish international regulation on the technology.

      A prime example of how this is being attempted is with a more mature, dangerous technology, nuclear power/weapons. There are international treaties and regulations on the use of nuclear technology. Unfortunately, the international bodies responsible for enforcing such regulations and agreements are ineffective (ie. N. Korea's re-activation of their nuclear plants.

      Ok, I've rambled enough.

    2. Re:Am I the only one... by obdulio · · Score: 1

      With new drugs, there is an extended trial period with animals, before testing in humans. Maybe a good solution to the ethical problem would be to test first in animals, and only when the technology is ready, move on to humans.

      But I guess there is nothing to stop some mad scientist doing experiments with humans.

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  142. Some Anti-Cult links about the 'Raelians' by beanerspace · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Some Anti-Cult links about the 'Raelians' by Tananda+Trollop · · Score: 1

      d00d! You killed that guy's bandwidth...

      Here are a couple live ones:

      http://www.diakrisis.org/Cloning.htm

      http://www.gospelcom.net/apologeticsindex/r12.ht ml

  143. Relationship to The Who? by asteinberg · · Score: 2
    Anyone know what the relationship is between this cult and two song's from The Who Sell Out - Rael and Rael 2 (the latter was added to the CD version from a b-side, I think). Here are the lyrics:
    Rael

    The Red Chins in their millions Will overspill their borders And chaos then will reign in our Rael

    Rael, the home of my religion To me the center of the Earth

    The Red Chins in their millions Will overspill their borders And chaos then will reign in our Rael

    My heritage is threatened My roots are torn and cornered And so to do my best I'll homeward sail And so to do my best I'll homeward sail

    Now Captain, listen to my instructions Return to this spot on Christmas Day Look toward the shore for my signal And then you'll know if in Rael I'll stay

    If a yellow flag is fluttering Sickly herald against the morn Then you'll know my courage has ended And you'll send your boat ashore

    But if a red flag is flying Brazen bold against the blue Then you'll know that I am staying And my yacht belongs to you

    Now Captain, listen to my instructions Return to this spot on Christmas Day Look toward the shore for my signal And then you'll know if in Rael I'll stay

    He's crazy if he thinks we're coming back again He's crazy if he thinks we're coming back again He's crazy if he thinks we're coming back again He's crazy, anyway

    If a yellow flag is fluttering Sickly herald against the morn Then you'll know my courage has ended And you'll send your boat ashore

    Rael 2

    What I see is all I've seen, In my sweetest sleep in dreams, What I feel is all I've felt, When by newborn babes I've knelt, What I know now is all I've known, That has been good while I have grown, Bless the thoughts that made me sail And the God who made Rael.

    No, I have no idea what they are talking about, but it definitely seems relevant.

    Oh, and by the way, the stupid lameness filter isn't letting me put linebreaks in the lyrics - anyone know a way around this? If you want it with the linebreaks, I found the lyrics here.

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    1. Re: Relationship to The Who? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2


      > Anyone know what the relationship is between this cult and two song's from The Who Sell Out - Rael and Rael 2

      No relation at all. "Rael" != "Raël".

      In the song, "Rael" is derived from "Israel" and "Red Chins" from "Red Chinese".

      > No, I have no idea what they are talking about, but it definitely seems relevant.

      Yes, the "plot" of Rael is very sketchy. I think Pete Townshend said he was working on Scene 22 when Decca said, "Uh, Pete, you guys need to put out an album this year." So we got two songs from an incomplete Rock opera, plus a few later comments by the composer. Not much to go on.

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    2. Re: Relationship to The Who? by asteinberg · · Score: 2

      Good call - now that I think about it, the album came out about 4 or 5 years before this guy claims to have met the alien. I dunno what I was thinking - I guess the religious tone of the song threw me off for a second.

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  144. If they've done this by BigGar' · · Score: 1

    and there's problems it will set back all cloning research 50 years with the wave of legislation that will be enacted outlawing cloning of all forms.

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  145. Re:You are a sexist, Victorian feminist by benzapp · · Score: 2

    The "free sex" angle just gets young men hooked and young girls broken before they realize that the only ones getting free sex are the cult leaders.

    I think you are stuck in the Victorian world of maternal purity. 10,000 years of human civilization has condemned women for their grotesque sexual nature, but the British decided it was the exact opposite because they had to defend their foolish choice to have a female dictator. They are wrong. It is men who are enslaved by female sexuality, and it is young girls who torture men as they perfect their art of manipulation.

    Your error is you presume sexuality has any relevence in our humanity. Maybe it is for women, as their entire self image is dependent upon the level of desire they can provoke in men. But that means they should have sex as often as possible, thus reaffirming them that they are sexually desirable.

    If there is any cult which is more destructive to human happiness, its the constant assertion that sex has some intrinsic value far greater than the other bodily urges such as eating or defacating. The worst part about this neurotic focus on sexuality is that it is, at its heart, animalistic. It is the believe that humans (and men in particular) are like cattle, who desire nothing more than to eat and fuck. The creative qualities which make us human and differentiate us from cattle are completely ignored by the do-gooder obssessed with sex.

    The reality is sex is cheap. Its easy to get laid, but prostitution would make a lot of geeks much healthier and happier people. Free sex does sell, but only because we live in a restrictive matriarchy which uses sex as a tool of control over men. 200 years ago, young men learned at an early age what sex was all about and cheap and plentiful prostitutes made sure that no female would dominate a man with her pussy. There were no pussy whipped men in the 18th century. You wanted sex, you got. Sex was an urge to be satisified at will, not parceled out on like carrot on a stick.

    You, friend, are someone who has bought into this sick system of slavery. You need to get laid, and often. Otherwise you are going to turn 40 and realize what a fool you have been.

    Maasculinity is the driving force behind human civilization. Male sexuality is one aspect of the male creative spirit. It is minor in comparison to our rational and imaginitive abilities, but it is a necessary part.

    Any group that actively recruits is dangerous because it inevitably puts the welfare of the group ahead that of its members.

    Do you really believe that? Any group which active recruits members is inherently dangerous? What about a company which needs employees? What about the military? Hell, governments ALWAYS put the welfare of the group ahead of its members.

    Recruiting school children into a cult ranks around the same as giving them free heroine.

    Its spelled "Heroin" btw. That was the trademark diacetylmorphine was sold as by the Bayer corporation. Its a common analogy to abuse these days. Instead saying that human beings make many decisions not through rational deliberation, but due to biochemical conditioning many say something like is Heroin. Yeah, we have all heard it before. Any time someone seems to do something irrational, it because they were a foolish addict. The only problem is cult members don't break out with goosebumps, have uncontrolable muscle spasms, sneeze incessantly, or any other manifestation of physical withdrawal when they are abruptly removed from their cult. I think you really need to experience some narcotic withdrawal before you make that comment. Drug withdrawal is a radically different thing that not belong to a group any longer.

    Post Scriptum

    I am an atheist, but I believe it is human nature to form groups around a similar ideology. We are a social species, and the political correct world we have today that demands conformity in all mannerisms has left many feeling lost and confused. They cling to these groups to provide some reassurance that they really aren't just one worthless prick out of six billion. These cults are not drugs, but are manifestations of the isolation caused by these modern times. Your simplistic condemnation of these folks neglects their own freedom and humanity. They don't think like you, but that does not mean they have lost their free will like a rat on a cocaine IV.

    For more interesting reading on how masculinity is superior to femininity I highly suggest reading these excerpts from the fabulous comic Cerebus.

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  146. That Penn Ethicist predicted this by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

    There's some professor of medical ethics from UPenn that always shows up as a pundit on news shows about this kind of thing. I heard him on NPR sometime about two weeks ago, and he predicted that exactly this would happen.

    Someone would announce that they had cloned a child, and then not give enough evidence for the world to verify the claims. They would act as if they were protecting the child and the family from the ravenous world media. Which would be true. He'd get to look like a hero. He'd get to be all over the news. A quick look shows that they've got more than headlines in Canada.

    Of course, this being a cult, it might be more like the Scientologists when they had their first "clear". They might believe themselves too much, and allow world media access to the clone/clear and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is not a clone/perfect human being/whatever.

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  147. Arnold Schwartzenegger is proof. by Viking5150 · · Score: 1

    Look at the mess they caused when MADTV cloned Arnold Schwartzenegger. We'd be doomed if human cloning continues!

  148. Moral issue? by DeComposer · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I'm not trolling, nor am I being intentionally obtuse. But I'm having a difficult time understanding what is morally 'wrong' about clonging.

    Personally, I find the notion of human cloning distasteful but I suspect that is only because I haven't fully considered the potential benefits.

    As far as moral objections to human cloning, I've heard relatively little. The religious fundamentalists are generally outraged, of course: they seem to believe that only god (specifially, their god) can create a human life--despite the fact that human reproduction has been functioning remarkably well for ~100,000 years and that no divine intervention appears to be required (otherwise, how could atheists have babies?). Identical twins/triplets/x-lets have identical DNA; how is this morally different from human cloning?

    I have heard concerns regarding cloning an adult human whose DNA have 'aged', but how is this different from a woman giving birth at age 40? A woman does not genereate new eggs throughout her life; the eggs she's born with are all the eggs she'll ever have. Thus, the DNA in those eggs should be just as subject to 'aging' as the DNA in any other cells in her body. Even so, that's not a moral objection, that's a technical issue.

    From the standpoint of genetic diversity, cloning is certainly undesirable. Clones of individuals, especially individuals who carry a genetic defect (such as an inability to reproduce) do nothing to enhance the survivability of that particular genetic line. Additionally, diseases or conditions that afflict an individual will certainly afflict the individual's clones in the same way, thus further reducing the survivability of that genetic line. But that, while unfortunate, hardly rises to the level of moral argument.

    No, what I'm hearing from political and religious leaders is that human cloning is 'just wrong'. No explanation is offered, no justification of why it should be considered wrong, only that it is.

    Now, the way in which clones are used can easily rise to a level of morality, just as the application of most any scientific knowledge can raise moral issues. But cloning itself does not seem to me to be any more wrong than, say, breeding race horses. Yet, almost universally, human cloning is regarded as abhorrent.

    I would like very much to hear well-reasoned arguments why human cloning should be considered morally objectionable. Those of you with strong religious views are welcome to participate in the discussion, but please limit your remarks to rational, not reactionary, arguments. i.e. if you insist on positing that humans were specially created by god--a view that I cannot share, your argument is of no value to me.

    Keep in mind, I am not arguing that human cloning is 'right', I am only seeking opinions about why it should be considered 'wrong'.

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    1. Re:Moral issue? by burNtchicken · · Score: 1

      First, begin with the premise that most societies hold human life to be relatively "sacred", in the sense that each person in a society has certain rights. In the medical world, this tenant results in certain rules, such as the fact that a new medical procedure or drug must be experimented with on other species before human testing is allowed.

      Now apply that general idea to human cloning. In its current state, cloning is an extremely inexact science, where the failure rate is very, very high (I would define failure as the creation of a human in any other form than what is considered "healthy" by society's standards, ie. no genetic abnormalities, etc.) Most attempts at cloning result in a genetically deformed organism. When we start trying to clone humans, and the result of most of our attempts is a genetically deformed human, I think it is obvious why cloning, in its current state is wrong.

      I think that the argument of most of the scientific community is that cloning may not be wrong in principle, but is currently immoral because of the danger of creating a damaged human life. If the FDA applied the same rules to cloning as it does to every other medical procedure, would the state of the technology be such that test of cloning on humans would be acceptable? Most definitely not.

      I would have to think more about the principle of cloning to discuss the morality of it in that light.

    2. Re:Moral issue? by DeComposer · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... I agree with you on principle, especially regarding the ethical responsibility of a scientist or medical practioner. Though, if we were to extend the same argument to normal human reproduction, it would then be just as morally repugnant to enable a person with a known, malign genetic defect to reproduce, would it not?.

      Back to cloning, though. Presuming that the science of cloning will undergo significant refinement (as any other science), it seems reasonable to extrapolate that the incidence of genetic deformation will be reduced to levels that are acceptibly near those of normal human reproduction, thus eliminating the objection to human clonling from a Hippocratic standpoint.

      Yes, the sanctity of human life is a central tenet of virtually every human society (war, murder, and execution notwithstanding), and for sufficient reason: If human life was not held in high regard, how long would the human species survive?

      The issue seems more deeply rooted than that, however. I suspect that most people feel a strong aversion to human cloning. It is this aversion that I am trying to understand.

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    3. Re:Moral issue? by burNtchicken · · Score: 1

      The strong aversion you are referring to is mostly plain fear. People tend to react with fear to something that will fundamentally change their life or paradigm, especially something they do not understand, and most people do not understand cloning any further than the image portayed by popular culture. And while most people are not versed on the implications of the technology, I think they can understand, at least on some level, that it would bring very drastic changes to the way we live. That invokes fear. I know that at least for me personally, the more I dwell on the idea, the more tentative I become, sometimes for no reason that I can articulate.

      Much of society's fear probably stems from the idea of what harm this technology could do, if abused, and from the broader standpoint of genetic technology, the potential for harm is significant. We are talking about the ability to control our own genetic recipe, and through that, our own evolution in a sense. I don't think the average person trusts those that have the ability to use this technology to use it in an ethical manner. I know that I don't.

      Furthermore, per the comments in your first post, the majority of the world will react negatively to human cloning based on religious principles. After all, most of the world is still religious.

      It is my opinion that the points above are the major basis for contention. It is unlikely that the average person could point out an actual logical argument, based on accepted premises, against cloning from any moral standpoint other than religion. If you are seeking such an argument, you had best consult a philopher, or bioethicist, as those are the only people who think about it at that level.

      I know that I personally operate from a relativistic moral standpoint. Society basically determines the moral tenants by which we must operate (Or leave or be punished if caught not doing so). If society decides that the technology is repugnant, than it is, until some person or group is successful in changing the popular opinion. From this standpoint, there is no absolute moral "grade" for cloning.

  149. Appropriate Announcer by Myuu · · Score: 2

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/021227/16 1/2xrjp.html

    Anyone else think that, that lady is exactly what you would picture the person that would announce such a feat to be.

    She just looks so damn...fanatical

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  150. Thats it, I want my dinosaur.... by Kojote · · Score: 1

    If they are cloning people now, I wanna go thaw out John Wayne and get me my very own dinosaur too..cause hell, if were gonna tamper with nature may as well make it worth our while...

  151. Re:human parthenogenesis - clones walk the Earth n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you are saying is that Mary could have been a virgin and given birth to Jesus, but only if Jesus was a girl?

    Heretic....Time for a stoning :)

  152. Hippie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "French motoring journalist and racing car driver, who renamed himself Rael after supposedly being visited in 1973 by a member of the Elohim. He described his visitor as being about 3-feet tall with long black hair, almond-shaped eyes, olive skin and exuding "harmony and humor."

    Ummm, 1973? I think this was a bad acid trip.

  153. Incest very often results in abnormalities... by krinsh · · Score: 1

    from what little reading I've done on the topic. This whole discussion reminds of one of y'all's slashdot sig: Cult: a small, unpopular religion. Religion: A large, popular cult.

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  154. cloning is hard, ask savings and clone.com!! by Anonymous+Chemist · · Score: 1

    a group of Texas A&M scientists have been working on the cloning of dogs and cats, for several years; and only recently succeeded in cloning a cat for the frst time. here are lots of techical challenges (telomeres), lack of complete expression of all the genes etc.)
    And take that with the fact that these folks are probably a cult, it is probably a hoax.

    Oh, and I'd like to sell you some land on the moon.

  155. cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fully support science and carry very few extraneous moral laws other than those that allow me to be a good person.
    Yet I am against cloning.
    Quite simply, by perpetuating the same dna reduces the chances for the survival of the human race. Evolution and all forms of natural reproduction (sexual,asexual) invlolve some method of varying dna so the new organism will have a better chance to survive. Cloning is a form of conservation that is counter-intuitive to life itself. I believe cloning is not an issue the world should concern itself with for there are more urgent matters to be taken care of first.

  156. Sad day for french canadians... by JFMulder · · Score: 2

    I come from Quebec, where that bozo does a lot of his recruiting. I can't believe this jackass could come up with a clone. This man is a lunatic, has been the farce of the entire province for years and no one takes his seriously, except for his followers.

    They believe that aliens colonized earth with germs and created humans in their labarotories. They promote masturbation as a way of life, sex with multiple women at a time (especially for the leader of the cult, Rael) and are in favor of fixing the legal age to 16 years old.

    And now they claim that they have made a clone? Gimme a break!

  157. Silly People Realize... by DenOfEarth · · Score: 1

    that some scientists aren't beholden to politicians or businessmen. Granted, the cost for these techniques is in the prohibitive range for any normal person, but you can get a few like minded people (i.e. not requiring politicians to determine their work) together, and they can do a fair bit. This is more of a testament to the human need to do something, simply because it's something that hasn't been done before.

  158. "Yahweh" is not Hebrew by blincoln · · Score: 2

    slightly different usage is the more commonly known Biblical Hebrew word "Yahweh"

    More specifically, the name of God is written in the Torah/Old Testament as YHVH (Hebrew: "Yud-hey-vahv-hey) AKA the Tetragrammaton, which many scholars believe was pronounced "Yahweh." No one can be really sure about that unless a way is found to travel back in time before 70 CE though =).

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  159. Above board by dachshund · · Score: 2
    So now, the cloners are allowing a freelance journalist to get together a group of scientists and they're going to take samples of DNA from the mother and the child and send them back. How much do you want to bet that they won't let the scientists take the actual samples?

    If they don't let the scientists take the actual samples, then everyone'll pack up and the whole thing'll be put down as a hoax. Regardless of whether it's true or not. A lot of people are just looking for an excuse to call these people a bunch of idiots and dump them on their ass.

    These Raelian folks have apparently put a lot of money and effort into this project, whatever it is, and I get the distinct impression that a primary goal is self-publicizing. If the Raelians come across as anything less than above-board, all that money and effort goes down the drain, and nobody'll ever give them a second thought.

    The end result will be that we read about the first verified case of human cloning five years from now instead of five months.

  160. The Ultimate Arrogance -- refusal to adopt by Loundry · · Score: 2

    Unless you've been through the struggle of working through these issues, I wouldn't casually toss out the recommendation of adoption. That's a slap in the face to those who want a child of their own flesh and blood more than anything.

    It's a "slap in the face" to suggest adoption to an infertile couple? Consider this: There are currently thousands of healthy children around the world who need loving parents. An infertile couple who chooses not to adopt (but instead invests the thousands of dollars usually required to come up with a way for them to have "one of their own") is a couple that says to these children, "I won't love you as my child unless you share my genetic material." Does that sound like any less a "slap in the face" to those children who need and deserve loving parents? Parents' need for children is dwarfed by an parentless child's need for parents. In my opinion, those infertile couples who would actively forego adopting a child so that they can have "one of their own" don't even deserve to have children.

    I am an adoptive parent, by the way.

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    1. Re:The Ultimate Arrogance -- refusal to adopt by TopShelf · · Score: 2

      Of course, there are children out there who deserve adoption - regardless of whether the adoptive parents are fertile or not. But as the proud father of happy, healthy twins that are the result of a successful in-vitro fertilization, I can only say &*%! you very much.

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  161. Oh great . . . by Lagrange5 · · Score: 1

    I can see it now.

    Clones of Michael Jackson.

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  162. Anyone seen the pic of the so called scientist?? by Berserker76 · · Score: 1

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/02 1227/170/2xrjx.html&e=1

    If only they spent on dental care what they spent on cloning...yuck!

  163. Yawn. by Dwonis · · Score: 2

    Who cares? Human clones have been around for centuries -- they're called identical twins. I have yet to hear a reasonable argument for why human cloning should be banned.

    1. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to go voice of reason! Anyone who's shitting their pants over this has obviously never taken a basic biology course.

    2. Re:Yawn. by nagora · · Score: 2
      I have yet to hear a reasonable argument for why human cloning should be banned.

      Well it should at least be banned until the clone has a chance at a decent life. Twins start with a genetic clock set to zero; a clone currently will start at the template's age. So it's hello to arthritis at about 25-35 years old and heart trouble at 35-45.

      In the longer term cloning is an issue in countries where power is held by a small number of rich people, such as America, and can be used to keep the elite in fresh organs and even to eventually replace them with copies so that "the party" becomes immortal.

      In the much longer term the real problem is in the combination of gentic manipulation and cloning - soldiers with IQ 80 and high strength created in large numbers, leaders that replace their country's people with "better" ones and so forth. Any abuse of this science will be carried out somewhere and it's not like nuclear where the raw material is difficult to get, cloning is liable to become very cheap.

      Plus, what good can come from it? Almost nothing important. So, the bad far outweighs the good.

      TWW

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  164. Another reason to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blame Canada!

  165. Clone Wars by airiano · · Score: 1

    I guess that means the cult will be raising their army of clones now.


  166. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry but it's more complicated that in humans. For example, certain regions of DNA are hypo/hypermethylated in a sex-related manner. But if you get both copies of the gene from your mother (or father in the case of a diploid sperm), this gene is improperly regulated. Multiply this by the number of sexually dimorphically methylated genes and that's why hydatiform moles form instead of clones (in humans). Admittedly, the male diploid version isn't technically a clone since it contains the maternal mitochondrial DNA. However, the clones that are being produced by microinjection aren't either.

    As you said, certain strains of animals have been selected that can get around these problems, but AFAIK, no humans have this ability. If they did, it is quite likely that it would have been (socially) selected against.

  167. Raelians by iopha · · Score: 1

    Until this news is confirmed by a reputable and ubbiased third-party, I'd recommend some scepticism towards the Raelian claims. They are known for pulling attention-getting media stunts in order to further their cause up here in Québec. The cult itself puts forward some rather boring claims (that aliens visited the earth to sow the seeds of life, will return, bla bla bla). Both the rael.org and clonaid.com sites are down (though google archives are still available, here and here) and, even if this were for real, someone is propping them up and using the cult as a cover-- I can't confirm this, but the rumours here are of a wealthy billionaire whose child died of sudden infant death syndrome. More info on Rael can be found here. It's Christian web site-- another cult, IMHO-- but the information is pretty legit. They are notorious in Quebec for being sexual libertines, which makes me wonder why they feel the need to clone, since they have so much sex anyway.

    iopha

  168. UFO Land by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    Their headquarters is called UFO Land. That's just too much.

  169. Yep.. It's a dupe by Tevye · · Score: 1

    Yep, it's a dupe...


    oh.. that's the point...

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  170. For further reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since both rael.org and clonaid.com have mysteriously gone offline since this morning... anyone able to snap a mirror before then?

    Yes To Human Cloning: Eternal Life Thanks To Science
    ISBN: 2883950105

  171. I don't get it by schnits0r · · Score: 0

    Why would any one want to use cloning for humans? I've always foud sex more pleasuable..not that I wouldn't take a bit of ride by making a carbon copy of myself.

  172. crime against humanity by small_dick · · Score: 2

    interpol or some such needs to stop this group of fanatics.

    i don't know a hell of a lot about cloning, but from what little i know the child is destined to live a short, painful, terrifying life.

    it's a crime that these monsters are allowed to continue their insane work.

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  173. I've seen them by Rainier+Wolfecastle · · Score: 1

    Being a resident of Montreal, I've encountered these folks numerous times as they try and sell their *ahem* books to pedestrians outside of downtown malls.

    One day, just for the hell of it, I decided to try and speak with one of the "believers." I'm a molecular biologist, so I have an idea of what they are trying to do, but I approached it from a simplistic view and confronted the pair with some facts. Within a minute they were trying to chase me away, no doubt because I was scaring off the cattle.

    It goes without saying that these folks--at least at the recruiter level--have absolutely no idea of what they are purporting to have done. The two I spoke two acted exactly like brain-washed zombies. Needless to say, the whole endeavour was an exercise in futility.

  174. Mazeltof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I can say is congratulations to the proud parent(s?) and I wish your new daughter a healthy and happy life. This is truly a wonderful Christmas gift.

  175. Re:human parthenogenesis - clones walk the Earth n by dl107227 · · Score: 1

    Yes, except Mary would have to be an XY female, which does happen and now i'm pulling numbers out of my ass but i believe it is around 1 in 10,000 and of that maybe 1 in 1,000 have reproductive capabilities. and then there would have to be some sort of non-disjunction during meiosis (who knows the odds, not me)which would result in a parthenogenesis which if carried to term (more unknown odds) could result in the birth of a child from a virgin. I, however, tend to believe she was lying about being a virgin.

  176. hoax hoax hoax by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    The submitter writes: "There's supposed to be a press conference on Friday in Hollywood."

    Now, do we need to know anything else? Hollywood?

    The Raelians are interesting ... at least they seem like happy people. One called in to the NPR program on the story this evening. Their principles of free love and such probably mesh quite nicely with the aspirations of their founder Rael. I liked the bit in his alien abduction story about being attended to by a half-dozen "voluptuous robots." Pity he didn't have a camera. Or maybe it didn't translate right.

    I'd rather the Raelian be obsessed with sex and clones than, say, guns and armageddon.

  177. Raelians using linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wonder if they used linux for their super duper 50Ghz 200Gb ram with a GeForce 20MP super computer the aliens gave them??

  178. It goes w/o saying but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a Beow...

  179. yaggghhh! by shokk · · Score: 2

    What I don't understand is why didn't this woman clone herself some teeth! Yech!

    http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/2002 12 27/i/1041007082.537870376.jpg

    http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/2002 12 27/i/1041005420.3087523874.jpg

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    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
    1. Re:yaggghhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1200000 brilliant, insightful, genius, etc...

      I wish I could mod!

      That's not a woman, BTW, it's a man, a 'trannie' as they're called. These Raeliens are 'flexible'.

      If she could just clone herself some Crest White Strips...

  180. The Controversy by NeoMoose · · Score: 1

    Stupid cults.
    Stupid issue.
    Just plain stupid.

    There is nothing for you people against clonging to argue about. You can't really stop it. You can't claim it is against nature since we are a part of nature.

    You people for it just piss people off. Yes, it's a good thing to have, this technology to clone things, for medicinal purposes, but people never know where to draw the line. All it takes is one person to screw it up for everyone.

    I can't say I really have a stance on this issue. I am all for the technology, but not for it's abuse. Society, however, is full of hypocrites and want a definitive yes or no to whether or not it is acceptable.

    Just my $0.02

  181. The clone and the template must die. by JonMartin · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    I do not support the death penalty for anything less than high treason (high treason is worse than murder in my book). That, and now cloning.

    Something about cloning humans strikes me as just wrong, wrong, wrong.

    Find the clone and the template (the mother in this case). Verify that they are genetically identical. Execute them.

    --
    Serve Gonk.
  182. Re:Christians == Jesus Cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes the retarded wacko claims of jesus more believable than those of this frenchmen?

  183. ...to tune of Colonel Bogey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitler,

    has only got one ball,

    Goering

    has two but very small

    Himmler

    has something simmler!

    And poor old Goebbels

    has no balls

    at all!

  184. If cloning is outlawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then only criminals will clone

  185. Re:Christians == Jesus Cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said it. He is a FRENCHMAN.

  186. Re:Religious believers == brainless 'tards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, people with faith are worthless to those without a capacity for it. Noted.

    Man, you make ALL atheists look bad.

  187. A serious question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    With the overall shortage of Natalie Portman in this world, why the @#$% are we cloning a woman who looks like this:

    Image 1
    Image 2

    01000111

  188. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by js7a · · Score: 2
    certain regions of DNA are hypo/hypermethylated in a sex-related manner. But if you get both copies of the gene from your mother (or father in the case of a diploid sperm), this gene is improperly regulated.

    On the contrary, please correct me if I'm wrong, but you are referring to a problem with the YY genotype, not the XX that would occur from a parthenogenic diploid ovum, as well as an ordinary female zygote.

    The question is, how often do human diploid ova ovulate and parthenogenerate simultaneously into a receptive womb? I'm sure it's better than one in a billion over a 30 year fertility span.

  189. Actually, you can find a picture by eclectro · · Score: 2


    of the clone baby here

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    Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
  190. Those silly Raelians... by QS6dot2 · · Score: 0

    ...screwed up.

    Cloning sucks unless it is this one:

    CLONE(2) Linux Programmer's Manual CLONE(2)


    NAME
    clone - create a child process

    SYNOPSIS
    #include <sched.h>

    int clone(int (*fn)(void *), void *child_stack, int flags, void *arg);

    _syscall2(int, clone, int, flags, void *, child_stack);


    DESCRIPTION
    clone creates a new process, just like fork(2). clone is
    a library function layered on top of the underlying clone
    system call, hereinafter referred to as sys_clone. A
    description of sys_clone is given towards the end of this
    page.

    ...etc...
  191. Re:Religious believers == brainless 'tards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truth hurts. Loser.

  192. Nice try, Luddite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume you're an American? So what if you outlaw cloning in your own country--what if the Japanese/Chinese/Indians/whoever else decide it's just fine and dandy in their nations? All you do is deny your own people any possible benefits this technology may eventually bring.

    And if you think cloning is controversial, just wait until we get to the point where we are able to do genetic manipulation, where we can design our children to be much smarter (genius-level IQ), physically stronger, more physically appealing, etc. Eugenics will be back, and with a vengance. That's when you'll see the fur really start to fly.

    1. Re:Nice try, Luddite. by JonMartin · · Score: 1

      I assume you're an American?

      Canadian. Just like the clone apparently.

      So what if you outlaw cloning in your own country--what if the Japanese/Chinese/Indians/whoever else decide it's just fine and dandy in their nations? All you do is deny your own people any possible benefits this technology may eventually bring.

      Some benefits come with too high a price.

      --
      Serve Gonk.
  193. "Shallow Reasoning" by podperson · · Score: 1

    If the notion that humans are little more than advanced animals is allowed to lodge in the collective political mindshare, then abuses far worse than what the Nazis did will become commonplace.

    Arguably from an animal rights standpoint such abuses are occurring constantly because of the reverse reasoning -- animals are beneath humans and therefore can be mistreated as we see fit.

    It's easy to imagine a future society in which slaughter houses, for example, are shown to school children in the same context as Nazi death camps.

    http://www.petersingerlinks.com/

  194. No seriously, cult? by podperson · · Score: 2, Informative

    A lot of people who are interested in cults have some heuristics for differentiating cults from "regular" religions.

    Question "What's the difference between a cult. . . and my church, my service club, or, say, Alcoholics Anonymous?"

    There are lots of differences, but the major difference is that of ultimate goal. Established religions and altruistic movements are focused outward--they attempt to better the lives of members and often, nonmembers. They make altruistic contributions. Cults serve their own purposes, which are the purposes of the cult leader; their energies are focused inward rather than outward (Singer, 1995).

    The following website discusses cults, why people join them and stay in them, and the methods used by the leaders of cults to manipulate their members...

    http://www.workingpsychology.com/cult.html

    1. Re:No seriously, cult? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      At the risk of starting a flame war, by that definition, the Catholic Church, at several notable points during it's history, such as most of the middle ages, and, some would say what with the priest sex scandels to this very day, is a 'cult'.

      This is the religion, after all, that sold indulgences and allowed family members to pay to get their deceased loved ones out of purgatory more quickly....

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    2. Re:No seriously, cult? by lucyrdhd · · Score: 1

      The hell with purgatory - What the F*** happened to LIMBO - I spent most of my childhood on my knees with nmy grandmother praying for those innocent souls!!! WHERE DID THEY GO???? Oh Yeah - remember - the Catholic Church made it disappear...Thanks for the black & blues - for nuthing!

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      Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
  195. Replicants by katchins · · Score: 1

    And in the year 2002, the first Replicant was born.

    In the year 2003, the first Blade Runner was commissioned, to "retire" runaway Replicants.

    (Sigh!)

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  196. You're right and wrong at the same time by ispeters · · Score: 1

    I agree with your argument in general, that devaluing human life leads to all sorts of atrocities. I'm not sure that I agree with the more vaguely expressed opinion that human beings are better than (or more special than) animals.

    Perhaps the correct course of action is to treat animals like human beings, rather than treat human beings like animals. What makes us so special that we cannot give equal rights to "lesser" animals? (Who are we to even be parceling out "rights" to begin with?) Now, this is mostly rhetorical. I have only questions and no answers. I'm no PETA member, and I value the benefits we have reaped from experimenting on rats, chimps, etc. I also don't think it's a good idea to start farming human clones for their organs. But, through all this, I'm not sure that animals are necessarily any less special than human beings.

    There seems to be an overriding belief amongst most people (myself included most of the time) that human beings are inherently special. Our use of tools was once held as the deliniation between human and animal--until Jane Goodall discovered chimps using tools in the wild (there may have been someone before her, I don't know). We believe our ability to act rationally, or to communicate with complex language, or to feel compassion, or whatever, divides us from the animals but most (maybe all--it's too late at night to search for links) of these "special abilities" have been observed in animals.

    I guess my point is that we might have things backwards. I'm fascinated by the things that human beings can do with their minds and bodies, but I'm equally fascinated by the understanding that my pet dog seems to have of me. I don't think we can just assume that human beings are inherently better than all other life forms.

    Who knows? Maybe we're all just a bunch of quantum cruft anyway....

    Ian

  197. Billy Piper and the Fuckstick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck oath

  198. Cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish this lady would clone herself a new pair of teeth!

  199. "Isn't it ironic, don't you think?" by Parad0x177 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else find it terribly ironic that this group of alien worshiping wack-jobs has chosen to nickname their first clone-apparent Eve? (In a decidedly obvious Christian reference) And doesn't it seem terribly convenient that the birth just happened to coincide with Christmas?


    Oh, and please forgive the Alanis Morissette pun. I mean, she is Canadian after all; I just couldn't resist.

  200. Update for Archive by randomErr · · Score: 2

    Rael: No DNA test for baby Eve
    http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/01/03/clone.claim s/
    Sect leader vows to guard identity of alleged human clone

    SHERBROOKE, Quebec (CNN) --A company founded by members of a sect that believes mankind was created by extraterrestrials says what it calls the first human clone will not undergo testing to verify her genetic makeup.

    The head of the Raelian movement, who calls himself "Rael," said Thursday that he has told Clonaid's leader not to perform DNA tests on the infant girl, nicknamed "Eve."

    Appearing on CNN's "Crossfire," Rael said he had spoken with Clonaid CEO Brigitte Boisselier and told her, "If there is any risk that this baby is taken away from the family, it is better to lose your credibility; don't do the testing."

    He added: "I think she agrees with me."

    Boisselier, a bishop in the Raelians, has claimed that a second cloned baby is expected to be born in Europe before Sunday, but she declined to name the country.

    Clonaid had previously said Eve was to undergo DNA testing this week. Such a test would prove or disprove the company's claim that Eve is a genetic duplicate of her mother. Clonaid did not return calls seeking comment late Thursday.

    Rael said he made the decision after a "judge in Florida signed a paper saying that the baby Eve should be taken from the family, from her mother."

    However, no Florida judge has made such a ruling. A hearing date has been set in Broward County Circuit Court for January 22 on a lawsuit filed by attorney Bernard Siegel, who wants a legal guardian appointed for the baby girl.

    If the child's mother does not appear for the hearing, the court could conceivably order that the baby be taken away. The court could also delay any decision or rule that it doesn't have jurisdiction over the case.

    Clonaid, the company founded by members of the Raelian movement, had announced that the baby was born outside the United States on December 26, and said she would be brought to the United States on Monday. However, it is not known if that ever took place.

    The baby's whereabouts have not been revealed, nor has the birth been independently confirmed. Clonaid has said Eve was born to a 31-year-old American woman.
    'A rogue organization'

    Siegel said Rael's comments seemed to indicate the Raelians think "that they don't have to answer to the law, which says to me that this is a rogue organization."

    "I want the whereabouts of this alleged child to be made public," he said.

    Noting that there has been no ruling yet, Siegel said, "I guess [Rael is] a better space alien than he is a lawyer. If my lawsuit has in fact called their bluff, then so be it."

    Rael, former French journalist Claude Vorilhon, contends human life resulted from extraterrestrial genetic engineering and argues that cloning is the key to eternal life.

    Will the public get a chance to see the baby soon?

    "I don't think so," Rael said in the "Crossfire" interview.

    At another point, he was asked if his group had simply gotten away with a great publicity stunt. Rael, speaking from Canada via satellite, said his earpiece was having technical difficulties.

    "I am so sorry, but the sound is so bad. I cannot hear anything," he said.

    He also said his Raelian movement is "completely separate" from Clonaid.

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    You say things that offend me and I can deal with it. Can you?
  201. Tragedy by Loundry · · Score: 2

    Of course, there are children out there who deserve adoption - regardless of whether the adoptive parents are fertile or not.

    Yes, those children deserve adoption, and you've said to them, "You don't deserve my love because you don't share my genetic material."

    But as the proud father of happy, healthy twins that are the result of a successful in-vitro fertilization, I can only say &*%! you very much.

    I do not intend to slander your beautiful and innocent children or your ability to parent them. My criticism lies elsewhere:

    There are thousands of helpless children around the world who need loving parents. When you were faced with infertility, you told them that they weren't worthy of a parent like you because they did not share your genetic material. I'm not offended by your "&*%! you very much" which you gave me; instead, I am saddened. The ones who truly deserve to be offended are the children that you passed up so you could have "one of your own." I think you have chosen the most self-indulgent path to parenthood that you could afford.

    I understand your angry reaction. I'm telling you that you've done an unethical thing, and people tend to have hurt feelings when they are told that. The feelings of adults are usually the first casuality when I start discussing the welfare of children.

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    I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
  202. I knew it was an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/01/03/clone.claims/ index.html

  203. Rael & the "Wink of an Eye" Star Trek episode by MyAntiSpam · · Score: 1
    Any Trekkies out there notice the linkage between episode 68 and the Raelian cult ?

    I find it 'interesting' that Rael - a former French journalist named Claude Vorilhon, got started in '73 and a Star Trek episode called the Wink of an Eye came out in '68 ?

    This guy may be creative - but at least he could pick a name that wasn't ripped out of a Star Trek rerun (probably on TV the night he was 'visited' while napping after having sipped Raelian Tea).