if I see you "standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door -
in front of small mailbox" with an open MacBook, you aren't playing Zork, yer playin' Dork (and winning!).
First, you would have gotten a call from one of his 'people'. Then after many forms and interviews with more lower mid-level 'managers', and lots and lots of waiting in tiny little rooms you might catch a glimpse of Khan but after they were finished, he wouldn't even ever know your name. And God help you if you get trapped in an elevator with him afterwards...
I have a Mac hammer,
I hammer in the morning,
I hammer in the evening - my mouse in my hand,
I hammer without danger,
I hammer without BSOD,
I hammer out the love between my iMac and my iPod,
I think X is grand!
...is roughly equivalent to someone pleading with you to stay married to them because if you do, you are going to receive a gift of the "wonderful flying car". Well, years pass and the promise is repeated many times. Dates for the unveiling are set and broken countless times. Then one year, a few days past Christmas, Microsoft makes good. The car is rolled out and to the casual observer, it looks kind of different; short wings, more aerodynamic, lots of features and gadgets, but it doesn't really look like what you'd dreamed a flying car would look like! Instead it looks a lot like some of the other cool cars on the road from companies that have been turning out new models every year (and you've had fantasies of owning). Still you're intrigued. Does it really fly, you ask? And you're assured: "this is the wonderful flying car". So you put aside your doubts and get in. Driving it is different but familiar. It's even a little dangerous because many of the knobs and switches are new or repositioned. Still, you want to believe. So you get up your courage and take it to a small cliff with a hairpin turn. Gathering speed, you go into the turn much too fast to make the hairpin, and off the end you go. To your surprise, you're floating! Kind of. The short wings and aerodynamics kick in and for the first 100 feet off the cliff the car actually only loses a foot or two of altitude. Then your worst fears kick in. The car plunges into the ravine below.
At the bottom, an EMT who looks remarkably like the soon to retire Jim Allchin uses the Jaws of Life to pull you out. During the rescue, as he straps you to a backboard, he explains that this is only model 1.0 of the flying car and they only had time to perfect the gliding. The flying will come on an unspecified date and model in the future. He slides you into his Macintosh ambulance and you fly to the hospital.
tone deaf is tone deaf... in any community. Despite what you see on YouTube, people are smarter than you think. Oh, and make sure to turn this post in with your application. You'll get the job for certain.
She's a Heek (hot geek). A creature of fable, second only to the unicorn in it's rarity. Capable of singing a siren song that tends to compel creatures from basements and dark places. If you see one, an easy test would be to gather your courage, scramble your Rubiks and hand it to her. If she completes it in under a minute, propose to her. If she accepts, you may also be a Heek. Congratulations!
If she refuses, she's just a nice looking lesbian.
No, been this way for a long time but maybe not the beginning. The PC software wasn't always at parity with the Mac version, but it is now.
Either way, it sucks to require any app, as opposed to allowing an Apple or PC to administrate it via a browser.
Well - true and not. I've configured many Airport and non-Airport wireless networks. Apple's software makes things go a little faster and easier than most web based tools. I don't know how hard it would be to implement in a browser - maybe with AJAX - etc. they'll do it. Especially with the new stuff coming out in January.
Umm. On Airport, Windows uses the same application that OS X does (it's on the installation disk). You have to have WZC service on the Windows box - included in SP2.
Vista may have trouble sleeping or Vista BSODs on waking are causing me to lose data or Vista is terribly broken with completely pitiful support for waking Vista up from a Deep Sleep or hibernation. or Death never sleeps.
An innovating Microsofty starts out with ideas so lofty watch him write his code without a care! But bureaucratic corporations aren't attuned to innovation, Google waits so learn to catch a chair.
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Cheap shot. Anyway, we have this this!
if I see you "standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door - in front of small mailbox" with an open MacBook, you aren't playing Zork, yer playin' Dork (and winning!).
First, you would have gotten a call from one of his 'people'. Then after many forms and interviews with more lower mid-level 'managers', and lots and lots of waiting in tiny little rooms you might catch a glimpse of Khan but after they were finished, he wouldn't even ever know your name. And God help you if you get trapped in an elevator with him afterwards...
wait. That's 'trying to get on at Apple.'
I have a Mac hammer,
I hammer in the morning,
I hammer in the evening - my mouse in my hand,
I hammer without danger,
I hammer without BSOD,
I hammer out the love between my iMac and my iPod,
I think X is grand!
I'm so sorry...
Now if I had a Bell...
..zzzzzzzz..
...is roughly equivalent to someone pleading with you to stay married to them because if you do, you are going to receive a gift of the "wonderful flying car". Well, years pass and the promise is repeated many times. Dates for the unveiling are set and broken countless times. Then one year, a few days past Christmas, Microsoft makes good. The car is rolled out and to the casual observer, it looks kind of different; short wings, more aerodynamic, lots of features and gadgets, but it doesn't really look like what you'd dreamed a flying car would look like! Instead it looks a lot like some of the other cool cars on the road from companies that have been turning out new models every year (and you've had fantasies of owning). Still you're intrigued. Does it really fly, you ask? And you're assured: "this is the wonderful flying car". So you put aside your doubts and get in. Driving it is different but familiar. It's even a little dangerous because many of the knobs and switches are new or repositioned. Still, you want to believe. So you get up your courage and take it to a small cliff with a hairpin turn. Gathering speed, you go into the turn much too fast to make the hairpin, and off the end you go. To your surprise, you're floating! Kind of. The short wings and aerodynamics kick in and for the first 100 feet off the cliff the car actually only loses a foot or two of altitude. Then your worst fears kick in. The car plunges into the ravine below.
At the bottom, an EMT who looks remarkably like the soon to retire Jim Allchin uses the Jaws of Life to pull you out. During the rescue, as he straps you to a backboard, he explains that this is only model 1.0 of the flying car and they only had time to perfect the gliding. The flying will come on an unspecified date and model in the future. He slides you into his Macintosh ambulance and you fly to the hospital.
tone deaf is tone deaf... in any community.
Despite what you see on YouTube, people are smarter than you think.
Oh, and make sure to turn this post in with your application. You'll get the job for certain.
You can't un-ring a bell
once the sound waves get out.
When I read a review
there always be doubt.
Were the words to critique?
Were the words to describe?
Is that glowing review
the result of a bribe?
They sent Ultimate insults
with Ferrari toupees
When they should have
just let the chips
fall where they may.
Think of the poor bloggers who got a lap dance from Ballmer!
She's a Heek (hot geek). A creature of fable, second only to the unicorn in it's rarity. Capable of singing a siren song that tends to compel creatures from basements and dark places. If you see one, an easy test would be to gather your courage, scramble your Rubiks and hand it to her. If she completes it in under a minute, propose to her. If she accepts, you may also be a Heek. Congratulations!
If she refuses, she's just a nice looking lesbian.
I stand corrected! Is this a new development?
No, been this way for a long time but maybe not the beginning. The PC software wasn't always at parity with the Mac version, but it is now.
Either way, it sucks to require any app, as opposed to allowing an Apple or PC to administrate it via a browser.
Well - true and not. I've configured many Airport and non-Airport wireless networks. Apple's software makes things go a little faster and easier than most web based tools. I don't know how hard it would be to implement in a browser - maybe with AJAX - etc. they'll do it. Especially with the new stuff coming out in January.
Umm. On Airport, Windows uses the same application that OS X does (it's on the installation disk). You have to have WZC service on the Windows box - included in SP2.
Something that can get tossed around, dusty, and wet.
That's what your mother said Trebeck!
I thought, "That'd be powerful"...
I'm such a geek.
who's behind this faulty report very Zune.
Hippie.
Vista may have trouble sleeping
or
Vista BSODs on waking are causing me to lose data
or
Vista is terribly broken with completely pitiful support for waking Vista up from a Deep Sleep or hibernation.
or
Death never sleeps.
An innovating Microsofty starts out with ideas so lofty
watch him write his code without a care!
But bureaucratic corporations aren't attuned to innovation,
Google waits so learn to catch a chair.
...will ever be perfect (except for GODOS). All we can hope for is the most amount of intuition and the least amount of irritation.
...and danced when he heard a tuna...
(I'm here all week)
was that it had tap shoes on...
...God just shook it and the window on top said, "Cannot Predict Now".
(he'll shake it again soon)
and let a smile be our umbrella.