It's my understanding (IANAL) that non-compete agreements are more likely a scare tactic than valid.
They have to be pretty narrow in scope before they stand a chance of enforcement.
Else you'd be essentially locked into just working for one employer your whole life or have to learn a whole new job.
So while 5 miles/6 months/same job but with a competitor, might fly, 50 miles/5 years/anything close probably won't.
However it's my understanding there is a BIG grey area in this. Your best bet is to see a lawyer who knows this field before agreing to one you could regret to easily. Or before deciding to ignore one you think might be outside the limits.
The difference is in attitude and world outlook. When a person takes steps to deliberately violate local custom and norms you have to wonder if he'll chose to treat the rules and customs of the workplace with the same disdain.
Also when hiring persons who will be 'the face' of the company (customer relations of any sort, including the checkout guy and receptionist and actor in the comercial, etc.) you wan't people to conform to the target audience's (the customer's) view of acceptable within reasonable boundries.
Don't worry, it's a canned response. It get's posted after about 1/2 of 'twitter's' posts according to a random sample.
This AC is everybit as much an anti-twitter nut as twitter apears to be an anti-ms nut.
Just ignore them, they're both the same.
Well he got an artificial heart IIRC, or some other fix.
Then he became an alcholic and wound up having his badyguard do the iron man thing for a while. Then picked up one of those psycho-girlfriends who shot him after he dumped her, missing most of his major arteries and vital organs, but damaging his spine leaving him paralysed for a while. He got that fixed with some nano-tech, but the inventors used that to overide his body by remote. Last I heard he'd gotten that fixed and was mobile, but running the suit by remote so he could back it full of tech rather than as just a suit. Plus it reduced any danger to him personally.
I stop seriously reading it around 15 years ago, the rest just from the occasional skim or purchase since then.
Well they're certainly treated like property, and having thier memories erased isn't all that uncommon.
However it does seem like the People of the starwars universe have a culture that tends to see droids as the answer to most tasks, even to the point of using them in situations where much simpler answers seem obvious (the buzz droids!?!? why not a chunk of high explosives?). Hammers and nails I guess.
Mycroft
Re:it isn't so much the science as the plot holes
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Actually ESB and ROTJ are the condensed versions. Luke spent many months on Dagobah (in essentially non-stop training with Master Yoda), and even more time tracking down what happened to Han.
If you read the books there are a few years (I've heard 5 quoted often) between episodes V and VII. I haven't read to many of them but this seems a pretty clear element to all the ones that mention it.
Also it's pretty clear Yoda stuck to the core elements and didn't cover much else such as Jedi history, obscure powers of the Jedi, Proper ettiquite when giving reports to the Jedi Council durring a holliday. In other words Luke got the Tech School version from a True Master determined to teach him hard and fast.
My impression from the books I've read is that Luke later realized Yoda pared down his teaching to strictly that Luke needed and could use and skipped a lot of the less critical skills and ones Luke didn't have much talent for. In one scene I remember Luke is shown to have an active pursuit of anything related to the Jedi in order to help with what he now percieves as the holes in his education.
Mycroft
Re:it isn't so much the science as the plot holes
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While Yoda didn't like starting so late (Anakin was 9 not four, according to Lucas Ep1 was a story about a 9 year old boy.), his main objection was 'fear' in the boy. Anakin was just to subject fears and worries.
**minor spoiler**
Notice how fear of loosing Padme is THE reason he falls victum to Palpatine manipulations. Anakin is trully fuds biggest victum. It's even possible Yoda and the other masters got some hint of this through thier views of the future.
The Falcon has a spare hyperdrive as do most ships in SW (at least the limited material I've read says this). NOT having one would be unusual.
However it's like the spare tires in cars and isn't intended for extended use or very good speeds. I've read most spare hyperdrives are only good for one or two jumps and take four or five times as long to go anyplace.
I largely agree with you. I've always liked Batman for just this reason. No powers other than 'born wealthy and smart and healthy' which could happen to anyone. And he's paid his dues so to speak in first watching his parents death by a villian and later by YEARS of hard work and rigorous training.
Another favorite of mine has been 'iron man' while here the technology goes well into comic book physics (where people can shrink to atomic size and still breath along with other nonsense), it's still basically a man using his brains put himself into the do-gooder bussiness in big way.
Another thing I like about Stark is the fact that in some respects he's a pretty real guy (tech aside). He may be a super hero, but he's also a recovering alcholic, doesn't have the healthiest of relationships with women, and can be a bit of a jerk to be honest.
The bone coating isn't 100% surface area, more like 'bands' around the surface. So blood flow and such is specifically not meaningfully hindered.
Also last I checked (over a year ago IIRC) he'd lost the adamantium some how (and had BONE claws, not that I see how on that one)
How would he be deaf though?
1 makes macs a bit more attractive to write/port games for
2)true, he even says so. Problem is convincing the game companies enough will be sold to be worth while and the 'it should be $free and FREE' crowd not to yell and create negative press for them.
3) and what about all the things that break when the new lib displaces the old that half the distro requires. Not to mention all the wories about exactly when using/relying on glp libs and such cause a program to fall under the gpl or even lgpl. If they're shipping it with (let alone satically linking it) some open source lib thier percieved potential liability skyrockets I would imagine.
1)probably right on desktop, but total is much more iffy, esp if you allow one to group bsd with linux, considering servers. However as we're talking games here it's the desktop that matters.
2) Yes, the number that would complain about it not being open source, or at least having fully exposed api, ect. for mods and adding thier own stuff in would be to large relative to the market, this would be bad publicity wise and make sales past initial realease to much of a gamble. And this is all for the cluefull game coders, many would likely expect near zero willingess to pay anything near normal(overinflated imho) prices.
3) yep, untill compatability becomes more common across distros and revisions you can't just write a linux 'program' you have to write a red-hat ver x.y.z and madrake ver y.x.z and so on for at least the top 5 distro's and the most common 3 or 4 versions of each. Next you have to re-code it for bsd, sheesh.
4) I would say polish(sp? I mean 'shined up', not from Poland) and maturity, not technical prowess as some the people in the open source community are pretty damn skilled.
5) In my experience the ratio has droped to somewhere around 3:2 of people who know apple computers but haven't at least heard of linux. That said if they don't have/use a mac or linux distro they seldom know much more than mac=pretty with only mouse button and linux=geek computer.
That's what I meant by 'convient for man's use' We've got so much water available that 'running out' is a rediculous concept. However rendering that water useable is the hard part as most of it's salt water.
The poisoning of ground water is just stupid as it's a lot easier to avoid doing that than to desalinate the oceans.
The problem with effects global warming is having on some areas is that our media and the ill informed seemed to somehow think that global warming is all 100% mankinds fault. Yet when you look at what we know of the past thermal cycles of the earth it's actually quite normal to go through periods of warming such as we're having right now.
At one point where I live now was beachfront property, yet today the Gulf of Mexico is several hundred miles south of me (just south of St. Louis Missouri, USA).
I originally heard the details on a science friday program on NPR around a year ago. Unfortunatly most of the names of things the expert (doctorate in one of the bio-sciences) they had on gave were polysylabic (twenty or so letters each, nice mix of dead languages and letters and number, etc.) and I don't recall them.
It's possible I may have missed a few details but I do recall him stateing flat out that human body could not survive purely on the products of the vegetabtle kindom and our own biochemical know-how. I had heard this before, but usually from sources as vague as admitedly I've been and few of them with a clear bias.
And of course humans are clearly omnivores. However my understanding is that vegetarians do eat some animal products (such as milk and cheese, sometimes fish, the definition as a bit flexable) and probably get what they need that way. It's the Vegans that are fooling themselve if they think thier diet is 100% animated critter free (impossible, you swallow some bugs in your sleep for starters).
As far as which protien/amino acid (not shure) that it's just possible you can get the trace amounts of from bugs I don't recall, I just recall the Expert on Science friday being really pushed by a caller if thier wasn't some way for people to get the items he was talking about without going to 'factory' animal sources (the caller didn't like the whole mass production of animals for food thing) and the guy admited that one of the items needed not present in flora was needed in such tiny quantities it's just possible that some might get enough through the small amount of bugs and possibly animal contaminations of mass produced foods to be all right. The protien or whatever wasn't used up by the body, but used more as a catalyst for some function or rather IIRC.
Technically it's impossible to eat strictly flora and survive.
This is because there are a few protiens that we cannot get from plant or manufacture artificially yet must have in our diet to live a healthy life.
At least one of these protiens is sometimes ingested in sufficient quatities by the trace amount of insect matter every human (not in a bubble that is) ingests.
Some are taken from animal sources and used to 'fortify' various non-animal products and/or create vitam supplements.
Also humans are not evolved/designed to live without some meat in thier diets. Just look at your teeth for starters.
Most of the meat eating related problems (heck most food related problems of modern society) comes from the fact that our food preferences are evolved to handle completely different food distributions than modern society provide for. Meat and sugars for example used to be harder to aquire in the diet than grains, thus to insure we got enough our inborn prefferences had to be set higher to get us to work hard enough to fulfill the needed amounts.
None of this is to imply those that simply have developed a preference for an almost meat free diet are 'wrong' or shouldn't do so. Also I can understand boycotting certain industries that provide some products if you find some aspect of thier operation repugnant ethically or moraly.
But the concept that eating meat is inherently unhealthy or immoral false to fact in the first and senseless in the second (perhap amoral, but certainly not immoral).
Also we've got plenty of water and unused land. Though the land and water that's convient for mankind's use is rapidly being rendered unusable in many areas.
I know there is joke about a windows IIS server out there begging to be attached to the above.
Mycroft
Re:Something broken ??(OT, but not alone)
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Problem is lots of 'moderators' aren't paying attention and modding these posts off-topic.
I can understand if it was just the occasional miss-post, but this is clearly slash's doing, not the posters.
Mycroft
Something broken ??(OT, but not alone)
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Is it just me, or are there a LOT of posts in this that clearly belong with other topics.
I'm seeing posts on other slashdot stories subjects all over the place here right in the middle of threads.
I droped down to read at -1 thinking maybe just a couple people STARTED talking about these subjects through some sort of connection that got modded down but it only showed up more post that belong in other topics, some clearly replies to someone else, yet not to thier parent post.
So is this some new form of trolling/crapflooding or is slashdot broken?
It is a driver issue in older AIW's, or at least there exists a tool/driver component that turns it off.
Unfortunately the project that does this has only had success with the older tuner-chipset drivers.
With any AIW of the 9xxx series and some 8xxx series (I have the 9600) you are out of luck.
Not that whether it's hardware or software has much to do with my point.
There is at least one counter example to your pemise.
ATI has been selling all-in-wonder cards since the mid 90's (IIRC) and they 'honor' macrovision. plug in a vcr and try and watch a tape with macrovion on it and it will come out like a scrambled analog cable channel.
I know it's been like this since at least thier first 'radeon' all-in-wonder.
Just currious, but what do you mean by HAVE to be sold with a agc speced for macrovision.
Did they get a law passed, or is there some sort of industry pressure or perhaps something else added to macro-vision to casue issues on 'non-complient' vcrs.
It's my understanding macrovision worked in the first place because tv's agc's smoothed out brigtness variences at a different rate than vcrs.
In any event I would like to take this chance to point out that ATI's all-in-wonder line of video cards look for macrovision, and if they find it scramble the video so it can't be watched.
Really pisses me off because NO-WHERE on the box did it say that and one of my reasons for buying the damn thing was to watch my older tapes on the computer, and to back some of them because magnetic tape wears out and some of the movies are now out of print. (and not all got re-done as dvd's even if I wanted to buy them twice).
I could envy someone who hasn't yet read all of Heinlien's works yet.
Unfortunately he passed away in 1988 so nothing new will be forthcomming.
Starting with "The Number of the Beast" he creates a meta setting to pull in characters from his various timelines together.
All this talk of Indy ageing gracefully reminds me of League of Extrodinary Gentlemen. Take a look at Sean Connery's character there.
While League didn't get the best reviews Connery shure gave the right impression of a semi-retired adventurer, It's been a while, I'd have to re-watch to see if his lines were any good, I'm talking Connery's acting and most of all preseance(then again what else would you expect from Connery).
I hope you've gotten a chance to read "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls" and later Heinlein books then.
Trust me Brennan-monster, the reports of my death are greatly exagerated:)
It's my understanding (IANAL) that non-compete agreements are more likely a scare tactic than valid.
They have to be pretty narrow in scope before they stand a chance of enforcement.
Else you'd be essentially locked into just working for one employer your whole life or have to learn a whole new job.
So while 5 miles/6 months/same job but with a competitor, might fly, 50 miles/5 years/anything close probably won't.
However it's my understanding there is a BIG grey area in this. Your best bet is to see a lawyer who knows this field before agreing to one you could regret to easily. Or before deciding to ignore one you think might be outside the limits.
Mycroft
The difference is in attitude and world outlook.
When a person takes steps to deliberately violate local custom and norms you have to wonder if he'll chose to treat the rules and customs of the workplace with the same disdain.
Also when hiring persons who will be 'the face' of the company (customer relations of any sort, including the checkout guy and receptionist and actor in the comercial, etc.) you wan't people to conform to the target audience's (the customer's) view of acceptable within reasonable boundries.
Mycroft
Don't worry, it's a canned response. It get's posted after about 1/2 of 'twitter's' posts according to a random sample.
This AC is everybit as much an anti-twitter nut as twitter apears to be an anti-ms nut.
Just ignore them, they're both the same.
Mycroft
Yeah it's retconning. The first time I read about woulverine it was total plating of the skeletal system.
His bone claws are the same.
Mycroft
Well he got an artificial heart IIRC, or some other fix.
Then he became an alcholic and wound up having his badyguard do the iron man thing for a while. Then picked up one of those psycho-girlfriends who shot him after he dumped her, missing most of his major arteries and vital organs, but damaging his spine leaving him paralysed for a while. He got that fixed with some nano-tech, but the inventors used that to overide his body by remote. Last I heard he'd gotten that fixed and was mobile, but running the suit by remote so he could back it full of tech rather than as just a suit. Plus it reduced any danger to him personally.
I stop seriously reading it around 15 years ago, the rest just from the occasional skim or purchase since then.
Mycroft
Well they're certainly treated like property, and having thier memories erased isn't all that uncommon.
However it does seem like the People of the starwars universe have a culture that tends to see droids as the answer to most tasks, even to the point of using them in situations where much simpler answers seem obvious (the buzz droids!?!? why not a chunk of high explosives?). Hammers and nails I guess.
Mycroft
Actually ESB and ROTJ are the condensed versions.
Luke spent many months on Dagobah (in essentially non-stop training with Master Yoda), and even more time tracking down what happened to Han.
If you read the books there are a few years (I've heard 5 quoted often) between episodes V and VII. I haven't read to many of them but this seems a pretty clear element to all the ones that mention it.
Also it's pretty clear Yoda stuck to the core elements and didn't cover much else such as Jedi history, obscure powers of the Jedi, Proper ettiquite when giving reports to the Jedi Council durring a holliday. In other words Luke got the Tech School version from a True Master determined to teach him hard and fast.
My impression from the books I've read is that Luke later realized Yoda pared down his teaching to strictly that Luke needed and could use and skipped a lot of the less critical skills and ones Luke didn't have much talent for. In one scene I remember Luke is shown to have an active pursuit of anything related to the Jedi in order to help with what he now percieves as the holes in his education.
Mycroft
While Yoda didn't like starting so late (Anakin was 9 not four, according to Lucas Ep1 was a story about a 9 year old boy.), his main objection was 'fear' in the boy. Anakin was just to subject fears and worries.
**minor spoiler**
Notice how fear of loosing Padme is THE reason he falls victum to Palpatine manipulations. Anakin is trully fuds biggest victum. It's even possible Yoda and the other masters got some hint of this through thier views of the future.
Mycroft
The Falcon has a spare hyperdrive as do most ships in SW (at least the limited material I've read says this). NOT having one would be unusual.
However it's like the spare tires in cars and isn't intended for extended use or very good speeds. I've read most spare hyperdrives are only good for one or two jumps and take four or five times as long to go anyplace.
Mycroft
I largely agree with you. I've always liked Batman for just this reason. No powers other than 'born wealthy and smart and healthy' which could happen to anyone. And he's paid his dues so to speak in first watching his parents death by a villian and later by YEARS of hard work and rigorous training.
Another favorite of mine has been 'iron man' while here the technology goes well into comic book physics (where people can shrink to atomic size and still breath along with other nonsense), it's still basically a man using his brains put himself into the do-gooder bussiness in big way.
Another thing I like about Stark is the fact that in some respects he's a pretty real guy (tech aside). He may be a super hero, but he's also a recovering alcholic, doesn't have the healthiest of relationships with women, and can be a bit of a jerk to be honest.
Mycroft
The bone coating isn't 100% surface area, more like 'bands' around the surface. So blood flow and such is specifically not meaningfully hindered.
Also last I checked (over a year ago IIRC) he'd lost the adamantium some how (and had BONE claws, not that I see how on that one)
How would he be deaf though?
Mycroft
1 makes macs a bit more attractive to write/port games for
2)true, he even says so. Problem is convincing the game companies enough will be sold to be worth while and the 'it should be $free and FREE' crowd not to yell and create negative press for them.
3) and what about all the things that break when the new lib displaces the old that half the distro requires. Not to mention all the wories about exactly when using/relying on glp libs and such cause a program to fall under the gpl or even lgpl. If they're shipping it with (let alone satically linking it) some open source lib thier percieved potential liability skyrockets I would imagine.
4) no comment, I lack needed knowledge.
5) see #1
Mycorft
1)probably right on desktop, but total is much more iffy, esp if you allow one to group bsd with linux, considering servers. However as we're talking games here it's the desktop that matters.
2) Yes, the number that would complain about it not being open source, or at least having fully exposed api, ect. for mods and adding thier own stuff in would be to large relative to the market, this would be bad publicity wise and make sales past initial realease to much of a gamble. And this is all for the cluefull game coders, many would likely expect near zero willingess to pay anything near normal(overinflated imho) prices.
3) yep, untill compatability becomes more common across distros and revisions you can't just write a linux 'program' you have to write a red-hat ver x.y.z and madrake ver y.x.z and so on for at least the top 5 distro's and the most common 3 or 4 versions of each. Next you have to re-code it for bsd, sheesh.
4) I would say polish(sp? I mean 'shined up', not from Poland) and maturity, not technical prowess as some the people in the open source community are pretty damn skilled.
5) In my experience the ratio has droped to somewhere around 3:2 of people who know apple computers but haven't at least heard of linux. That said if they don't have/use a mac or linux distro they seldom know much more than mac=pretty with only mouse button and linux=geek computer.
(just my $.02)
Mycroft
That's what I meant by 'convient for man's use'
We've got so much water available that 'running out' is a rediculous concept. However rendering that water useable is the hard part as most of it's salt water.
The poisoning of ground water is just stupid as it's a lot easier to avoid doing that than to desalinate the oceans.
The problem with effects global warming is having on some areas is that our media and the ill informed seemed to somehow think that global warming is all 100% mankinds fault. Yet when you look at what we know of the past thermal cycles of the earth it's actually quite normal to go through periods of warming such as we're having right now.
At one point where I live now was beachfront property, yet today the Gulf of Mexico is several hundred miles south of me (just south of St. Louis Missouri, USA).
Mycroft
I originally heard the details on a science friday program on NPR around a year ago. Unfortunatly most of the names of things the expert (doctorate in one of the bio-sciences) they had on gave were polysylabic (twenty or so letters each, nice mix of dead languages and letters and number, etc.) and I don't recall them.
It's possible I may have missed a few details but I do recall him stateing flat out that human body could not survive purely on the products of the vegetabtle kindom and our own biochemical know-how. I had heard this before, but usually from sources as vague as admitedly I've been and few of them with a clear bias.
And of course humans are clearly omnivores.
However my understanding is that vegetarians do eat some animal products (such as milk and cheese, sometimes fish, the definition as a bit flexable) and probably get what they need that way. It's the Vegans that are fooling themselve if they think thier diet is 100% animated critter free (impossible, you swallow some bugs in your sleep for starters).
As far as which protien/amino acid (not shure) that it's just possible you can get the trace amounts of from bugs I don't recall, I just recall the Expert on Science friday being really pushed by a caller if thier wasn't some way for people to get the items he was talking about without going to 'factory' animal sources (the caller didn't like the whole mass production of animals for food thing) and the guy admited that one of the items needed not present in flora was needed in such tiny quantities it's just possible that some might get enough through the small amount of bugs and possibly animal contaminations of mass produced foods to be all right. The protien or whatever wasn't used up by the body, but used more as a catalyst for some function or rather IIRC.
Mycroft
Technically it's impossible to eat strictly flora and survive. .
This is because there are a few protiens that we cannot get from plant or manufacture artificially yet must have in our diet to live a healthy life.
At least one of these protiens is sometimes ingested in sufficient quatities by the trace amount of insect matter every human (not in a bubble that is) ingests.
Some are taken from animal sources and used to 'fortify' various non-animal products and/or create vitam supplements
Also humans are not evolved/designed to live without some meat in thier diets. Just look at your teeth for starters.
Most of the meat eating related problems (heck most food related problems of modern society) comes from the fact that our food preferences are evolved to handle completely different food distributions than modern society provide for. Meat and sugars for example used to be harder to aquire in the diet than grains, thus to insure we got enough our inborn prefferences had to be set higher to get us to work hard enough to fulfill the needed amounts.
None of this is to imply those that simply have developed a preference for an almost meat free diet are 'wrong' or shouldn't do so. Also I can understand boycotting certain industries that provide some products if you find some aspect of thier operation repugnant ethically or moraly.
But the concept that eating meat is inherently unhealthy or immoral false to fact in the first and senseless in the second (perhap amoral, but certainly not immoral).
Also we've got plenty of water and unused land. Though the land and water that's convient for mankind's use is rapidly being rendered unusable in many areas.
Mycroft
I know there is joke about a windows IIS server out there begging to be attached to the above.
Mycroft
Problem is lots of 'moderators' aren't paying attention and modding these posts off-topic.
I can understand if it was just the occasional miss-post, but this is clearly slash's doing, not the posters.
Mycroft
Is it just me, or are there a LOT of posts in this that clearly belong with other topics.
I'm seeing posts on other slashdot stories subjects all over the place here right in the middle of threads.
I droped down to read at -1 thinking maybe just a couple people STARTED talking about these subjects through some sort of connection that got modded down but it only showed up more post that belong in other topics, some clearly replies to someone else, yet not to thier parent post.
So is this some new form of trolling/crapflooding or is slashdot broken?
Mycroft
It is a driver issue in older AIW's, or at least there exists a tool/driver component that turns it off.
Unfortunately the project that does this has only had success with the older tuner-chipset drivers.
With any AIW of the 9xxx series and some 8xxx series (I have the 9600) you are out of luck.
Not that whether it's hardware or software has much to do with my point.
Mycroft
There is at least one counter example to your pemise.
ATI has been selling all-in-wonder cards since the mid 90's (IIRC) and they 'honor' macrovision. plug in a vcr and try and watch a tape with macrovion on it and it will come out like a scrambled analog cable channel.
I know it's been like this since at least thier first 'radeon' all-in-wonder.
Mycroft
Just currious, but what do you mean by HAVE to be sold with a agc speced for macrovision.
Did they get a law passed, or is there some sort of industry pressure or perhaps something else added to macro-vision to casue issues on 'non-complient' vcrs.
It's my understanding macrovision worked in the first place because tv's agc's smoothed out brigtness variences at a different rate than vcrs.
In any event I would like to take this chance to point out that ATI's all-in-wonder line of video cards look for macrovision, and if they find it scramble the video so it can't be watched.
Really pisses me off because NO-WHERE on the box did it say that and one of my reasons for buying the damn thing was to watch my older tapes on the computer, and to back some of them because magnetic tape wears out and some of the movies are now out of print. (and not all got re-done as dvd's even if I wanted to buy them twice).
Mycroft
I could envy someone who hasn't yet read all of Heinlien's works yet.
Unfortunately he passed away in 1988 so nothing new will be forthcomming.
Starting with "The Number of the Beast" he creates a meta setting to pull in characters from his various timelines together.
Mycroft
All this talk of Indy ageing gracefully reminds me of League of Extrodinary Gentlemen. Take a look at Sean Connery's character there.
While League didn't get the best reviews Connery shure gave the right impression of a semi-retired adventurer, It's been a while, I'd have to re-watch to see if his lines were any good, I'm talking Connery's acting and most of all preseance(then again what else would you expect from Connery).
Mycroft
I hope you've gotten a chance to read "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls" and later Heinlein books then. :)
Trust me Brennan-monster, the reports of my death are greatly exagerated
Mycroft