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Holy Men in Tights! Academic Superhero Conference

Malfourmed writes "The University of Melbourne's Cinema Studies Program, School of Art History, Cinema, Classics & Archaeology is hosting a four day conference (and fancy dress ball and movie programme) on superhoeroes and supervillains. The interdisciplinary conference will address the varying roles, identities, and social functions that these superheroes serve. Topics include censorship; industry and franchise differentiation (eg DC vs Marvel); mythology; the female superhero ("It has been a very much male-centred universe," co-convener Saige Walton said. "They need some more chicks."); ethnicity, class and race; diverse media formats (cinema, comics, computer games, television) ; the resurgence in the cult of superpowers in recent cinema; super-auteurs (eg Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Tezuka Osamu, Grant Morrison); fan culture; the science and physics of the superhero; ancient superheroes; and the 'hero' who isn't 'super'."

301 comments

  1. Where and when? by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "
    When? June 11th ~ 8pm
    Where? The Bat Cave
    "

    Oh shucks. My bat cave attire is at the cleaners that day.

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    1. Re:Where and when? by datafr0g · · Score: 1

      Same Bat Time
      Same Bat Channel

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    2. Re:Where and when? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Holy Woomera, Batman! How can we get there?

      Simple, Robin! We'll take the Bat-Kangaroo!

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  2. Why by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not just leave it at being entertainment.
    Making it a science takes all the fun away.

    1. Re:Why by packeteer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Making science into entertainment has ruined it for me to.

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    2. Re:Why by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 1

      Yeah... that could be even worse !

    3. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

      How does that affect the entertainment value of it?

      Why is a good superhero comic less fun if someone also wrote something scientific about superheros?

      Who's forcing you to read said scientific article?

    4. Re:Why by starwed · · Score: 1

      What men are poets who can speak of Jupiter if he were a man, but if he is an immense spinning sphere of methane and ammonia must be silent.
      --Richard Feynman

    5. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the parent moderated as insightful?

      The conference sounds like it's about analyzing comics as literary works and superheros as symbols and other liberal arts stuff.

      They won't explaining why Wolverine's adamantium coated bone structure would kill him in a few days (despite his mutant healing power) or why he would be deaf.

    6. Re:Why by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      The bone coating isn't 100% surface area, more like 'bands' around the surface. So blood flow and such is specifically not meaningfully hindered.
      Also last I checked (over a year ago IIRC) he'd lost the adamantium some how (and had BONE claws, not that I see how on that one)
      How would he be deaf though?

      Mycroft

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    7. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aha! That does clear things, although it sounds like retconning but that's okay.

      There used to be a Villain Supply website where supervillains could buy henchmen, devices and procedures. I wish it was still online so I could post a link but it's gone. You could order the adamantium coating procedure had a couple warnings, including one about becoming deaf due to adamantium coated hammer, anvil, and stirrup bones in your ear. Of course, that was assuming complete adamantium coating of all bones.

      And i though that bone claws thing happened back when Magneto had Asteriod M in X-Men #1.

    8. Re:Why by hey! · · Score: 1

      Q: What do literary prigs say after making love? ...

      A: It was bad for me, was it bad for you too?

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    9. Re:Why by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Nobody's forcing you to read it, but if you do[1], maybe it kind of spoils it. I once learned about colour theory - hue, saturation etc - and I totally lost my previous ability to mix paints (I used to do lots of military & fantasy figures), presumably because I was thinking about it too much. I sometimes wonder if people who've studied literature can really read a book for enjoyment.

      Or maybe it's more like when someone asks if you find a noise irritating, and you don't; you hadn't even noticed it until they pointed it out, and afterwards it gets on your nerves constantly.

      [1] if you don't, someone will tell you about it. Or it will be on TV. Something like that, I had a big lunch.

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    10. Re:Why by circusboy · · Score: 1

      I had a similar problem after taking two years* of typography in college. I couldn't look at anything, (labels, billboards, books, ads...) without critiqueing the typesetting.

      I'm happy to say that years of therapy have finally gotten me to the point where I can look at a hershey bar and scream because of the chocolate inside, and not because of the godawful letterspacing on the label...

      The question of whether a person who has studied a subject can enjoy that subject is a bit silly though. Like anyone you just hold it to a higher standard.

      Take star wars and its effects as an example, in 1977, Star Wars was mind blowing. Since then, people have come to understand how the effects are made, and hold new effects to that standard. Now the new Star Wars movie has much better effects, and is once again mindblowing. (Unfortunately the writing did not follow the same curve. but that's a different story) The fact that the effects in the original are a bit primitive now, and we all know how they are done does not detract from the fact, that even for the period, they are done *very* well. In the case of science and movies, anything that does not jar you out of your suspension of disbelief, makes the movie stronger. So why not use real science/technology where possible, so as not to piss off the ones 'in the know.' those 'not in the know' won't know any different anyway, but when the eventually find out, they won't be dissappointed when the see it again.

      To more directly answer your question, it depends on the book. Personally, I like to feel that the author has paid enough attention to the details, so that I should as well. If they don't care enough about the subject they are writing about, why should I? If you don't want to have to deal, put your story into a context where it doesn't matter. This is what sci-fi, and to a greater extent fantasy lit. is all about. It's much easier to set the rules convincingly, then to break them convincingly...

      For example, one of the Dan Brown books(digital fortress i think,) hinges on the presence of a dial tone on a cell phone. You can argue about the logical fallacies of a lot of the rest of his books, but I'm unaware of any modern cell phone that has a dial tone. Pissed me off for the rest of the book.

      *I understand that if you go through the full course of training, you learn the secrets of 'sew-wha.' but not until the end of the third year, and then, only if you are deemed worthy by the master. I have managed to achieve nearly this level of mastery, and it has led to a much more relaxing existance...

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    11. Re:Why by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Even after 7 years of high school literature, I was sick and tired of anything printed.

      It may just be possible, through some slim chance, that when the author wrote "It was a warm, sunny day" he/she was not referring to the political climate in his/her country with regards to the imminent summit on global warming which was held in the conference centre across the street. I know it may be a strange concept for you literature buffs to grasp, but sometimes a story is a story and nothing else.

      Now that's over with, yes it does spoil it a bit but sometimes the new level of realisation makes you go "Damn...". I did a lot of stuff on electronics and as a result completely lost my ability to go "Duh, you put that into that and it works" but I have gained the far more useful ability to go "Wire that to that through one of those and it works far better, and it gives you a smoothed output and protects against back-EMF from the relay".

      Handy in the real world, but still kinda irritating to lose that magic. This is why OSS (Sorry to bring up a regular topic) is bad for Joe Public, it doesn't just work.

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    12. Re:Why by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      How is the parent insightful? If anything, it's the exact opposite of insightful.

      Saying "Oh, we shouldn't study things, it makes them less fun" is counter to intellectual curiosity and really, implies that there would be no *value* in studying the comics.

      Further, it completely ignores the idea that the people who don't want to study it or approach it from an academic standpoint don't have to. Don't want the "magic" spoiled for you? Then don't pay attention to the studies. Isn't freedom grand?

      So, how about modding it "Quick and poorly thought out attempt to get a first post"? How about modding it "Exactly the kind of close-minded bullshit that many of us here come to /. to avoid"?

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    13. Re:Why by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Wolverine always had bone claws, in theory. Although he possibly couldn't slide them out before he got adamantiumized.

      That's his mutant powers, rapid healing and bone claws.

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    14. Re:Why by heptapod · · Score: 1

      How would making this stuff into a science ruin the fun?
      One word. Midichlorians.
      Out of the many mistakes committed by Lucas, midichlorians are the most egregious when Lucas defined a mystical phenomena with Treknobabble.
      So much for "Luminous beings are we".

    15. Re:Why by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's retconning. The first time I read about woulverine it was total plating of the skeletal system.
      His bone claws are the same.

      Mycroft

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  3. you know it is late... by Jesse_132 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you think you misread the title of the article, then realize no you didn't... it is what /. posts at night when all good geeks are in bed.

    1. Re:you know it is late... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean what /. posts at daytime. Good geeks fear the day-star.

    2. Re:you know it is late... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, well, I *did* mis-parse the first sentence: (Holy men) in tights! ... flashing back to memories of Catholic school.....

    3. Re:you know it is late... by pimpsoftcom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You must not be a good geek. All the 'good' geeks I know are codeing this time of night. Its prime hacking time. :P

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  4. Women in comic books by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What always makes me laugh is how otakus try to justify their objectification of women in comics as somehow empowering to women. By cladding the female characters in skin-tight suits that leave nothing to the imagination and giving them powers, they are somehow less objectified than you'd assume at first glance. Oh no, they are totally powerful, according to the geeks.

    Of course, at no point are they ever in charge, in normal clothes, homely, or out of the control of some male superhero.

    I've jacked off to Rogue in her undies many times, so I ought to know a thing or two about objectifying comic book women. That doesn't excuse the industry for its blatant subjection of women, though, it only reinforces the stereotype of geeks as misogynists.

    1. Re:Women in comic books by dancingmad · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I've jacked off to Rogue in her undies many times, so I ought to know a thing or two about objectifying comic book women.

      Wow. Just wow.

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    2. Re:Women in comic books by Neoprofin · · Score: 0

      To be fair, 99% of male superheroes are attractive, muscular, wearing skintight outfits, and under the control of some male superhero even if it be indirectly through the Justive League or Canadian Government.

    3. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing when I saw Sin City the other week. I have two daughters and I find that it bugs me to see blatant stereotyping of women. It didn't bug me before. I know it is hypocritical - in my early 20's I spent a fortune in strip bars with my buddies. It took becoming a father to turn me into a feminist I guess.

    4. Re:Women in comic books by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but the authors are also males and are projecting their conception of a "strong male" into their artwork. It means rugged looks, broad shoulders, muscular physique.

      When they project their impression of "strong female", we get diminutive height, waspy waist, large breasts, well-shaped vulva, and perfect skin. They have confused (or purposefully replaced) strong with sexy.

      So only sexy female superheroes exist. Unsexy females can't possibly exist because it would shatter the geek audience's preconceived notions of what a strong female looks like.

      They celebrate the male characters by drawing them in that way, yet they demean the female characters by the same drawing techniques. It's not something that can be cured overnight, but it is something that ought to be taken note of and resisted.

    5. Re:Women in comic books by poopdeville · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a male with a sickly gray "ethnic" look, narrow shoulders, and flabby physique (meaning man boobs and a fat ass), I feel demeaned by comic book artists.

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    6. Re:Women in comic books by neongrey · · Score: 1

      I don't find the drawing of conventionally attractive women demeaning at all. Nor do I feel that it says that all strong women fit into that sort of description. Just that these women do. It's a comic book, for chrissakes. It's silly to expect any character therein to look particularly like a real person. Just like TV. There are no ugly people on TV, and the people who -are- are "TV ugly, not ugly ugly". Besides, unsexy women don't sell. Not to geeks, not to any majour aspect of the buying public. Particularly not in a visual medium. Speaking as a fat chick, I don't want to read comics about fat chicks. I don't necessarily think it's something that needs to be cured.

    7. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh don't feel bad, there have been a number of non-typical protomales both in the superhero and supervillain category. Two that come to mind at the moment, neither good-looking nor slim are the Blob (X-Men) and the Kingpin (Spidey, both villains) as a superhero, Nightcrawler is also quite ugly, and so is Beast (both X-Men). In addition was not a woman (technically the same although with a different personality/world view) both the most powerful superhero and supervillain ? i'm talking about the Phoenix / Dark Phoenix (X-Men) even Galactus only destroyed one planet at a time by feeding on it, the Dark Phoenix made a star go supernova to feed on the released energies and destroyed its entire (populated) solar system at her first try as a villain, not bad for a lady.

    8. Re:Women in comic books by master_p · · Score: 3, Informative

      hey have confused (or purposefully replaced) strong with sexy.

      Actually 'sexy' means 'biologically strong'. A female is perceived as sexy because her body shape 'promises' healthy children, and thus survival of the genes. The same goes for men.

    9. Re:Women in comic books by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Informative
      otakus

      Otaku. One otaku, two otaku, three otaku, four. It's a Japanese word, and so it doesn't change in the plural.

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    10. Re:Women in comic books by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Interesting


      You haven't read many comics lately, have you?

      The women in X-Men and a number of other comics from Marvel and others are not exactly sex slaves (unless you've read the X-rated X-Men comic some knockoff did). Rogue might be a bit stereotyped, but Storm faced down Wolverine several times with authority - and Logan is about as macho a superhero as it gets.

      Besides, this is anti-male feminist bullshit. Every woman (except maybe Andrea Dworkin, who's a total loss anyway) wants to be a sex goddess and every man wants to be a sex god. And the psychology behind this goes a lot deeper than the surface motivations attributed to either sex by the feminists (or by male misogynists). Without some comprehension of human and cultural evolution and primate neuroscience anything said about this is likely to be bullshit.

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    11. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to respond to you because you seemed to have a relatively moderate approach to the topic.

      Unfortunately, you prove in another post that you think women are whores. Glad I didn't waste my time trying to engage you in a serious discussion.

    12. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, you prove in another post that you think women are whores.

      What in the world makes you think his post applies to all women?

      Glad I didn't waste my time trying to engage you in a serious discussion.

      An idle threat.

    13. Re:Women in comic books by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      What's with equating sexualization with objectification?

      If you're trying to invoke the subject-object dichotomy, you'd have a hard time arguing that women in comic books are seen as property because they're sexualized. There may be some cases of this, but it's not the common theme.

      If you think the sexualization of women is disempowering to women and the sexualization of men is empowering to them... well, you're welcome to your own opinion.

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    14. Re:Women in comic books by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Besides, this is anti-male feminist bullshit. Every woman (except maybe Andrea Dworkin, who's a total loss anyway) wants to be a sex goddess and every man wants to be a sex god.

      A man is capable of having children with multiple women. For a woman to do the opposite is not as advantageous. Because of this, the strategies are different.

      Women may want love, power, and attention and may enjoy sex. But compared to men there are a minority of women out there who really aspire to be 'sex gods.'

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    15. Re:Women in comic books by hey! · · Score: 1

      A man is capable of having children with multiple women. For a woman to do the opposite is not as advantageous. Because of this, the strategies are different.

      I just have to say, this probably doesn't apply to you, but the men I know who subscribe most strongly to this hypothesis are those who have the least experience with women. Not that there isn't some truth in the hypothesis, it's just that it smacks of nineteenth century gentleman scholar science, the problem of which is this: theories that explain everything really explain nothing.

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    16. Re:Women in comic books by hey! · · Score: 1

      Leaving aside the graphic novel genre, I'd say women are objectified but not sexualized; that is to say they are depicted in a way that makes them objects of sexual interest, but are not depicted as beings with sexual behaviors.

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    17. Re:Women in comic books by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      O Great Oracle Known As Google,

      define:misogynist

      "a misanthrope who dislikes women in particular"

      I hardly think you could describe most geeks, comic book authors, and/or comic book readers as people who dislike women. Sure, some of us might not be very adept at talking to or relating to women, but I'm guessing that most of us would do just about anything for the women in our lives. That doesn't mean our comic book characters have to wear a body-concealing environment suit anytime they go out to fight crime. Why can't we appreciate the female form physically, just as much as we admire the tenacity, intelligence, and strength of character of our superheroines?

    18. Re:Women in comic books by hey! · · Score: 1

      Speaking of empowered female comic , when I was kid I rather enjoyed Marvel's Valkyrie comics. I loved the whole romantic, heroic Norse thing, but Thor never worked for me. I thought he was a bit of a mighty lunkhead.

      In a way, although of course the Valkyrie is super, you can argue she's not that super, compared to somebody like Thor. So may she's relatively speaking not empowered as a (super) person. That may be why I liked the book. The writers couldn't mighty-lunkhead their way out of a tight story corner, e.g., contrive to have Thor lose Mjolnir and have it returned to him in the nick of time.

      A superhero's super nature and heroic nature work against each other. If a hero is too super, it undermines his heroism. A hero needs a vulnerability, otherwise he has no chance to show he is a hero. If you have Superman, you need kryptonite, but after a while this kind of contrivance begins to wear thin, like Thor losing Mjolnir again. Maybe this is why most serious fans of the superhero genre prefer Batman to Superman.

      In any case, the Brunhilde of the 70s comics is a counterexample. Even her costume at the time was comparatively modest back then. I wouldn't be surprised if Marvel later decided to puch up the "sexiness" level, which would be too bad. There must be room for at least one female hero who dresses for business, not pole-dancing.

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    19. Re:Women in comic books by m50d · · Score: 1

      How is drawing males that way any less demeaning than it is for females? They're shown as pure brawn - basically, they're the stereotypically attractive male, just like the females are the stereotypical attractive female. The only reason the males are stronger is that our cultural view of an attractive male is muscular while that of an attractive female isn't. Don't for one second think that means the males are any more respected.

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    20. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, some people can't manage smart or inslightful all the time. Chalk his comment up to moment of clarity.

    21. Re:Women in comic books by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Which series are we discussing? Japanese manga like Gundam Wing and Ranma 1/2? Marvel comics like Spider Men and x-men?

      they are depicted in a way that makes them objects of sexual interest, but are not depicted as beings with sexual behaviors.

      To really make someone an object, their desires would need to be seen as entirely invalid or immaterial. They would only be relevant in terms of serving or being desired by others.

      But using your standard I've seen comics where girls are interested in guys or in relationships with them, the above mentioned being just a few. And I've seen more where girls were interested in other things and those emotions were considered valid.

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    22. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When *I* use a word, it's an American word *now*. I'll mispronounce it and overconjugate it just like I do every other word.

      Why exactly is this a problem? Do otakus find it offensive? Is there a language police that for some reason hasn't arrested the entire state of Texas? Does it reflect poorly on some snob that I dislike anyway? What?

    23. Re:Women in comic books by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd agree that the girls that I've dated and that I tend to spend time with are not representative samples of the population, so maybe I'm biased in that way.

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    24. Re:Women in comic books by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      >> A man is capable of having children with multiple women. For a woman to do the opposite is not as advantageous. Because of this, the strategies are different.

      > I just have to say, this probably doesn't apply to you, but the men I know who subscribe most strongly to this hypothesis are those who have the least experience with women.

      I'd go further and say that the men who subscribe most strongly to this hypothesis are always those who have the least experience with women, understanding that "experience" in this concept doesn't just mean "number of sex partners." The stereotypical sexually frustrated geek certainly lacks experience, but in a very real way, so does the stereotypical playboy jock who sees women as disposable masturbation aids -- and members of both groups really love this idea, because it provides excuses for their frustration on the one hand, and callous behavior on the other.

      Being both a) a straight guy with a healthy sex life, and b) a modern, sensitive kind of guy with many female friends and who hears lots of "girl talk," I think it's bullshit of the purest ray serene.

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    25. Re:Women in comic books by Mant · · Score: 3, Informative

      People like to see attractive people in their entertainment, just look at Films or TV, or even many books. Comic book heroes are drawn to be attractive, both male and female. In comic books people are usually either attractive or disfigured. Unsexy characters of either sex are rare unless they are just supporting characters. Just like TV, books, films etc.

      This isn't about women in comics, it is about people in popular entertainment.

      Muscular men are usually considered attractive, muscular women are not. So the men get exaggerated pecs and abs, and the women exaggerated boobs and waist. Equal treatment really, emphasise what is considered attractive. I don't see sexy women in comics demeaning women any more than sexy men in comics demeans men. Cheese/Beef-cake all round.

      They are projecting attractive/sexy, not "strong", it's just for men that often translates as "muscular". In the superhero genre though muscular doesn't mean much. Physical strength isn't about how muscular you are but superpowers (some super strong characters are muscular, but some aren't), and real character strength is about, well strength of character which is completely unrelated.

      Both lots are put in revealing and/or skin tight costumes. Treatment here seems pretty equal, make them look good. The difference is society put more pressure on women to "look good", so guys reading comics don't feel bad about all these toned hunks.

      Now it is true that historically female super heroes have been somewhat second string. The big companies Marvel and DC go back a way, and a lot of their heroes are from a time when attitudes between the sexes were different. When female heroes were introduced they were often knockoffs and often sidekicks of male characters (batwoman, batgirl, supergirl etc).

      That hasn't been so true for a while though, check out stuff like Catwomen, or Birds of Prey for strong women in charge. Wasp has been chairperson of the Avengers, Storm field leader of the X-Men. Step outside the big two and you can find more independent and strong super heroines, although yes they will look sexy, becuase we expect that of both sexes in our entertainment.

    26. Re:Women in comic books by Zacha · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought Andrea Dworkin was sexy.

    27. Re:Women in comic books by Tyrdium · · Score: 1
      Alright, then... What about CLAMP? They're almost entirely (if not entirely) female.

      Oh, and please try to avoid generalizing fans of anime and manga. Not all of us are happy with the problem you cite. Of course, some of that problem stems from the fact that the Japanese have some really, really strange (or downright creepy) concepts.

    28. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how, pray tell, is the objectifying of women in comic books any worse than the objectifying of men in comic books?
      Also, both the fact that you think all comic books are about super-heros and that you don't seem to know of any comics with independent female characters show you rilly don't read many comics(whether or not that is a good thing is irrelevant).

    29. Re:Women in comic books by superflippy · · Score: 1

      at no point are they ever in charge, in normal clothes, homely, or out of the control of some male superhero

      That was partly my thinking when I created the Super Flippy character back in high school. She's skinny and plain, the polar opposite of Wonder Woman. Instead of physical strength, her powers are mental: she can convince people to change their personalities and give her stuff, sort of like the Jedi Mind Trick. She was actually based on a girl I went to school with who was a skinny little know-it-all.

      I originally bought the domain "superflippy.net" with the idea of putting all my old Super Flippy comics up on the web. Of course, eight years later I still haven't gotten around to it.

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    30. Re:Women in comic books by Craig_P92669 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've jacked off to Rogue in her undies many times

      And you got modded "Score:5, Interesting"? WTF?

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    31. Re:Women in comic books by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

      How you got modded up to 5-interesting is beyond me especially since it looks like you're trolling. You clearly know not of what you type. "What always makes me laugh is how otakus try to justify their objectification of women in comics as somehow empowering to women. By cladding the female characters in skin-tight suits that leave nothing to the imagination and giving them powers, they are somehow less objectified than you'd assume at first glance. Oh no, they are totally powerful, according to the geeks." First you state *otakus* which as stated elsewhere is incorrect. Secondly it is the creators of the comics that write and draw them - not otaku which are necessarily consumers by definition.If you are stating that female characters are often poorly written or scripted I'd have to argue that that's often the case regardless of gender. Comics are, for the most part, seen as boy's/men's entertainment much as FPS games are. That doesn't make the entertainment *itself* or how it deals with things inherently sexist. If the only comics you're reading objectify women you're not reading good comics. "Of course, at no point are they ever in charge, in normal clothes, homely, or out of the control of some male superhero." Right. So I'll just pretend that Wonder Woman, Birds of Prey, Storm, Moira MacTaggart or any number of strong characters that happen to be women ever existed. Yeah I forgot how Elektra needed Daredevil all the time... Asinine. The number of homely people period in mainstream comics is few (and I reckon with the wholesale slaughter of characters the Big Two are carrying on they'll all be gone).

    32. Re:Women in comic books by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

      Your comment here should really be modded up. Far, far past the parent.

    33. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People, Dancin' Santa is a Troll. If you respond to this you have been trolled.

      Please don't feed the trolls!

    34. Re:Women in comic books by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Stop reading Marvel books, and you'll find plenty of realistically drawn characters. Including (*gasp*) women with realistic bodies.

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    35. Re:Women in comic books by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      Well, it's been adopted as an English word, and often in English we don't adopt the foreign conjugations along with the word itself. Or, we do it wrong like "virii". Which brings up an interesting point. Adopted foreign words often don't mean the exact same thing. Otaku is a terrible appellation in Japan, but Anime fans here in the USA wear it as a badge of honor. It's become a new word in English.

      Personally, I would rather use "otaku" as plural as well, but there's no rule.

    36. Re:Women in comic books by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Wow, if that post isn't indicitive of inexperience with women I don't know what is.

      Women...may enjoy sex

      May? MAY? Like it's an offchance possibility that they might enjoy the act? This boggles the mind. o_O

      Get out some, eh? And stop using pseudo-science so much, it can be habit forming.

    37. Re:Women in comic books by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      "That hasn't been so true for a while though, check out stuff like Catwomen, or Birds of Prey for strong women in charge."

      It just swung too far to the other side.

      When DC remade catwoman they turned her into an ex prostitute rape victim. That's pretty heavy for a largely juvenile male readership.

      Why does a female superhero now have to be the fontpiece for some kind of gender-related social commentary?

      If we were a truly egalitarian society then female superheroes would just be 'around' and it wouldn't be ABOUT them being women.

    38. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otaku is a terrible appellation in Japan

      Er... for "is", read "used to be". Recently it's been kind of borrowed back with a meaning closer to its American sense. You'll frequently see Japanese nerds referring to one another as otaku nowadays. (Well, normally they use corruptions or abbreviations like "wota", but it's the same word at base.)

    39. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May? MAY? Like it's an offchance possibility that they might enjoy the act? This boggles the mind. o_O

      Clearly you're good in bed. I suspect the poster you're replying to is the kind of guy who doesn't even give his partner time to fake orgasm.

    40. Re:Women in comic books by autechre · · Score: 1

      > When *I* use a word, it's an American word *now*.

      Sorry, Humpty-Dumpty. It's just as wrong for you to say "otakus" or "samurais" or "kois" as it is for a person of Asian descent to say "I need 8 box of that." English has plenty of instances where words are both plural and singular (shrimp, sheep, etc.), and millions of exceptions for you to memorize already. It won't kill you to get this one right too.

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    41. Re:Women in comic books by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Since when are camp whores NOT considered whores?

      Strange concept of history you have. Or maybe you don't know what "camp whores" refers to at all?

      And, no, it does not refer to all women. Nor do I believe that all women are whores - I'm not a Christian, thank you very much.

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    42. Re:Women in comic books by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      This is modded "Insightful"??! Funny, maybe, but "insightful"?

      The moderators are on crack again today, I see.

      Or were you thinking of Naomi Wolf?

      Try a Google Image Search and tell me which one you think is sexy.

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    43. Re:Women in comic books by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      The main problem with your post is that having babies is not an equivalent to "wanting to be a sex goddess". And nobody has ever demonstrated that having the unfortunate side effect of having too many babies has ever stopped women from having sex or at least wanting to have sex.

      As for a "minority of women", I refer you to the interview by Gene Simmons (of KISS fame) with a guy who makes these lame "babe videos" ("Spring Break" crap, etc.). The guy said he started by approaching some women and offering them BEADS to take their clothes off for his video. Gene asked him, "And the clothes came right off?" And the guy replied, "And the clothes came right off!" To which Gene replied, "God bless America!"

      Tells you all you need to know right there. If you need further edification, just do a Google for "naked women"...

      The bottom line: point a camera at a woman, throw some money - or even beads - her way, and - unless she's a really frigid religious or rabid feminist type - the clothes come right off.

      I'm being less than totally serious here, but in reality if you review the big picture, you'll see this is a not unfair depiction. Black pimps have been relying on this for their income for decades.

      If you read some of the "sex-positive feminist" literature, and some of the "evolution of sex" type books, you might get a more balanced view.

      Yes, the female strategies are different, but the net effect is the same. Both sexes want sex because both sexes need bonding. It has not been established by science yet as to exactly how many purposes sex serves other than genetic diffusion, according to a Scientific American article I read some years ago. But clearly once it was attached to the human capacity for conceptual processing and imagination, it became much more important than merely insuring procreation.

      The problem is that all primates fear other members of their species more than they fear anything else, so this causes stress between the requirement to bond and the fear. This is the sole cause of bad relationships. Add in the inability of most males and females to comprehend the purpose of sex, the different modes of mental functioning and the evolutionary roles of each sex, and the results make long-term relationships almost impossible.

      Finally, most primates do not bond in long-term relationships. Bonding may be important to primates, but not long-term bonds. Bonobo chimpanzees, our closest genetic relatives, are totally promiscuous. So to label non-monogramy "immoral", as some morons do, is simply to lack a comprehension of both our genetic heritage and the pure lack of logic of the concept of monogamy itself. There is NOTHING in human nature or society that requires the concept of monogamy. It is purely a religious and social artifact without any rational basis whatsoever (except possibly in certain social contexts in certain societies in history - anything might have made sense at some place and time.)

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    44. Re:Women in comic books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor do I believe that all women are whores - I'm not a Christian, thank you very much.

      Huh? As a practicing Catholic I have to ask, where did you get that from?

    45. Re:Women in comic books by Mant · · Score: 1

      I mostly read DC but they seem as bad. Then there was Chaos comics, and a lot of Image stuff. It is hardly a Marvel specific thing.

    46. Re:Women in comic books by Mant · · Score: 1

      When DC remade catwoman they turned her into an ex prostitute rape victim. That's pretty heavy for a largely juvenile male readership.

      Do comics have a largely juvenile readership? Most comic buyers I see seem to be adults, and it seems to me most superhero comics are pitched at an adult market, certain Catwoman seems to be. Given they regularly tackle things like murder (and have done for years) I don't think this is heavier.

      I mean Batman sees his parents shot when he was eight. That isn't heavy? Or is it OK with no sexual angle?

      Why does a female superhero now have to be the fontpiece for some kind of gender-related social commentary?

      I'd agree if it were common, or overplayed or mishandled. In the 70s the comics companies decided they needed black heroes to be PC (although it wasn't called that back then, and cashing in on blaxplotation must have been on their minds as well). There were some pretty embarrassing results.

      Fortunately that mostly seems to have been avoided more recently with female superheroes. OK the new Batgirl and Supergirl have a bit of over-compensation for their older versions by being stronger than their male equivalents now. Apart from Catwomen though I'm not seeing all these female heroes that are some kind of "gender-related social commentary". Maybe Wonder Woman who has been from the start, and was created to bo being written by a guy who though Matriarchy was inevitable. Hardly new there though.

      It isn't like they go on about it in Catwoman either, it's just a motivation for her to care about the people on the street in the crumby part of the city she protects, because she can identify with the.

      If we were a truly egalitarian society then female superheroes would just be 'around' and it wouldn't be ABOUT them being women.

      If it was a truly egalitarian society I guess you wouldn't have many ex prostitute rape victims either (or as many would be men as women so it wouldn't be a female issue). I don't see anything wrong with a bit of social commentary in comics as longs as it doesn't go overboard.

    47. Re:Women in comic books by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      "Marvel" was really intended as a generic term for mass-market comic publishers like Marvel, DC, and (yes) even Image. A lot of the smaller books don't feel any pressure to sell with sex.

      For large-publisher books that aren't quite so one-dimensional, look at Bendis' Alias series (totally unrelated to the TV show), Daniel Clowes' work (where everyone is ugly!), some of Warren Ellis' and Grant Morrison's output (hard to argue that the hero of The Filth is attractive, for example, but he's certainly not disfigured either - he's just a middle aged man, that's all), etc.

      Smaller publishers:

      Lightspeed Press. Finder. Sheer brilliance.
      Whoever is releasing Greg Rucka's books, I forget. Might even be a major. Not sure. But check out the Whiteout pair.
      Some of Brian Wood's work on PlanetLar; Couriers, Channel Zero. Haven't read Demo, but from what I know of it, it should also fit this mold.

      It isn't a foregone conclusion that an unrealistic view of sex and sexuality is required for a comic; simply that, much like mass-market movies, music, and TV, mass-market comics sell to the lowest common denominator.

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    48. Re:Women in comic books by heptapod · · Score: 1

      "I've jacked off to Rogue"

      Oh, is Nethack not sexy enough for your tastes?

    49. Re:Women in comic books by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Women...may enjoy sex

      I've had some female friends who were frigid.
      It's more common in women than in men, as is pain during intercourse.

      I get out plenty, thanks. Don't get all your sexual information from TV and the movies. They tend to glamorize things.

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    50. Re:Women in comic books by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      I've had some female friends who were frigid.
      It's more common in women than in men, as is pain during intercourse.


      Where are you getting that "more common" fact? Personal observation?

      Pain during intercourse for women generally results from a lack of proper foreplay. (And no, I'm not talking backrubs.)

    51. Re:Women in comic books by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting that "more common" fact? Personal observation?

      I read it a while ago in a book about counseling for sexual dysfunction. Not sure where the reference is.

      My personal observations seems to support it, though if a guy had no desire it would probably be less obvious to me.

      Pain during intercourse for women generally results from a lack of proper foreplay. (And no, I'm not talking backrubs.)

      Or inability to lubricate. Or other problems.

      I've never known anyone with this problem personally, though, before you ask.

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    52. Re:Women in comic books by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      The main problem with your post is that having babies is not an equivalent to "wanting to be a sex goddess".

      I never claimed that it was. Having sex or wanting sex != sex god.

      To put it simply, men are more likely to equate sex power with sex.

      Finally, most primates do not bond in long-term relationships.

      There are a lot of problems in comparing people to primates, the least of which is that there are things required for modern civilization which are not required for tribal life. If you had modern population density and primitive living conditions, people would quickly drown in their own fecal waste. The same goes for promiscuous sexual habits. Syphalis, for example, was tied to the rise of cities.

      You could have a harem structure, where a few males have most of the females and the other males are left to pick at those harems or to go hang. But there are definite social and economic rewards for stable social structures which are strongly motivated to invest in the raising of children.

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  5. Can I say that? by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "It has been a very much male-centred universe," co-convener Saige Walton said. "They need some more chicks."

    Interestingly, a male would lose some edge saying that.

    I salute you Saige, and your message. I just wish that wording the message the same, in my shoes, as a man, wouldn't get me an unsavory label.

    1. Re:Can I say that? by Jaruzel · · Score: 1

      I was about to get all indignant when I read that, thinking that Saige was a man, because yes indeed, defining women as 'chicks' is demeaning and counterproductive. It wasn't util I actually RTFA, it realised that Saige was female, in fact the exact article extract is:

      "It has been a very much male-centred universe," Ms Walton said. "They need some more chicks."

      Note the 'Ms' - I know /. editorialise (it's one of the things that make it uniquely /.), but in this case the extract should have been left unmolested.

      -Jar.

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    2. Re:Can I say that? by bananahammock · · Score: 1

      Depends on where you come from. Calling a chick a "chick" in Australia is still relatively commonplace - hardly demeaning or derogative. Sure, some, er chicks, will get their back up on the term, but like many expressions, choosing a time and place plays a role. I'm not gonna introduce my wife as my chick to my boss - hey, I still maintain a modicum of chivalry. But perhaps later in the night, I can ask my boss if he/she has seen my chick. My chick doesn't give a shit one-way or the other - the hot chick that she is. Now calling a chick a "sheila" down under would probably be deemed demeaning. Probably counterproductive also - then again, perhaps it ain't the words that are at fault!

    3. Re:Can I say that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now calling a chick a "sheila" down under would probably be deemed demeaning. Probably counterproductive also - then again, perhaps it ain't the words that are at fault!

      Very good to know if I every visit Oz (which I'd like to someday). Although I'd suppose that if a woman's name really was Sheila it wouldn't be a problem, or is that a name out of fashion down there?

    4. Re:Can I say that? by xappax · · Score: 1

      As a gender-issue, though, it's interesting to note that we automatically assumed the "co-convener Saige Walton" was male.

      This may be an illustration of the fact that things (and people) are generally identified as male or male-like unless they have clearly defining female characteristics.

      That, in turn, may be why female superheroes have such exaggerated bodies - when superheroes are women, they're not just superheroes who happen to be women, they're "Flamia the Female Wonder" (or whatever), and the fact that they're women is underscored both in the art and storyline.

  6. It is about time... by chrono13 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    'hero' who isn't 'super'

    Now it can finally be put to rest!
    Batman and Robin are straight.

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  7. so I says to the guy I says by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    So he says to me he says, "Do you want to be baaaaaad?" And I say, "Yeah baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! We're making gravy WITHOUT THE LUMPS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaHAAAAAA!!!"

    1. Re:so I says to the guy I says by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      You've got nothing on me, I'm just an ordinary electrician, I, I-- BAD IS GOOD BABY! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!!

      Shame The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight only got one real episode.

    2. Re:so I says to the guy I says by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      And so he says, "I don't like the cut of your jib", and I go, I says "it's the only jib I got, baby!"

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  8. Ethnicity in comics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    "You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker: Nazi poster-boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy. A Nubian god --"

    "-- What's a Nubian?"

    1. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by Citizen+G · · Score: 1

      Yo, What about Luke Cage, whom Nicholas Cage got his screen name from......I would update him as an Entrepreneur, like P Diddy, or Jay Z, as owner of HEROS FOR HIRE, a body gaurd slash personal protection agency for the rich and famous. Not that lame ass approach that marvel has taken with him & most other non-white characters (except for Storm, who is represented in a manner more appealing to young white males - Shite, she's so under stated in the films, that Hale Berry asked WHATS UP WITH THAT ? But back to Luke Cage and the view I have of his company, Pretty much like it is in reality, in regards to protection for celebritys and a brother coming up rough & hungry for the good life, hell look at 50 cent (kindda resembles what I see luke Cage a lot like, rough, tough & smart enough to make a fortune for himself. I mean lets face it, Batman is a rich boy with trauma issues that have manifested in a outward expression of violence & role playing (kick everyones ass & take names later) he's got to be a Republican, bussiness man by day vigilante by night, who's motto is "might with fright makes right." Now you know if a brother or ANY OTHER acted in a same manner, every citizen in the county would be alarmed and i'm sure the police chief wouldn't be sending him no signal, at least not one that was friendly.... now I'm not hating on Bats, I like the character & most of the other pantheons of power very much, I would just like some real thought given to lesser developed characters and a realization that if you look at the wider picture as a whole.... all you see in these fantasys are all white, mostly male heros and a universe full of the same... in that world minorities are an anomely with a few exceptions but when you come out the theatre or turn off the tube or monitor, the human disporia is quite different, white is not the majority in the whole human family. Ya Dig, Nuff Said

    2. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

      You didn't like what Azzerello did with the character? I think what he's done with him and Bendis' treatment of Cage are quite good.

      That isn't to say that you don't have some interesting ideas though. You might consider pitching it to Marvel if you're so inclined and able to write comics.

      One argument that I might make that Storm isn't used more in the movies is that quite frankly Berry doesn't fit the part. She's a big name actress but she isn't tall and doesn't comport herself as an African goddess at all. She does ,however, do her job by getting people to come out and see the movie because she's in it.

    3. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People talking in ghetto-talk make me feel like becoming a racist!

    4. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by smthgclever · · Score: 1

      See Chasing Amy, Comic Convention Scene, THEN comment

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    5. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "'What's a Nubian?'. Bitch, you almost make me laugh."

    6. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by Citizen+G · · Score: 1

      Yes I liked the concept very much, I just wish that more creative approaches like Azzerello's were taken with minorety chacters, just take a look at whats being ceate on websites like gettoshake.com and others. Even Fox studios has option a character or two for film development from this one site alone, all you have to do is look at how well developed Blade is in film as opposed to the original comics, just make the character intersting and dynamic for a following to grow. Thats not too much to ask of any writer. PS. I agree hole was not a great choice as opposed to other blck actresses, but I work in the film industry, thses people want big names to recoup great profits on investment, not much more than that. Nuff Said (old school Marvel fo life!)

    7. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree with you on the bit about Blade. I read every issue of Tomb of Dracula (where Marv Wolfman created him) and I think he's better fleshed out as a character there than in the movies (which are filled with plot holes and things that just don't make sense like the near incestual scene where he sees his mother). Granted, it's harder to find and is developed over dozens of issues - but it's there.

      What do you think of Bendis' version of Cage in The Pulse and Daredevil?

      BTW - I couldn't find the gettoshake site. Could you provide a direct link?

    8. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by Citizen+G · · Score: 1

      I didn't like the stories that much back then, or maybe it was Gene Colan's art work more so than the writing, Marv Wolfman is a dam good story teller, anyway I appreciate or opions and knowlege of comics...... the correct website is as follows:

      http://gettosake.com/ and if I may recommend two other sites:http://www.blacksuperhero.com/
      http://www.badazzmofo.com/

      The badazz site is quite informative, especially on the 70's (torrentino must be visiting this site among others).

      You know, I can't recall if I have seen or read ether stories by Bendis, I'll take a look @ my collection next time I get a chance to do so.

      Here's a side bit of info: Don McGreger's Saber and the artists John and Marie Severin (do a google search if your not familiar with ether)

      I'll get back to you then......

    9. Re:Ethnicity in comics? by Citizen+G · · Score: 1

      No one can make you feel anything other than, JUST WHAT YOU FEEL

  9. Holy Men in Tights? by kingofalaska · · Score: 4, Funny
    For some reason, it seems more like many of these 'superheros' in the comics are wearing their underwear on the outside of their tights. That raises so many questions, not the least of which would be: are they wearing 2 pairs of underwear?

    History tells us that many of the Celts went into battle naked. This was disconcerting to their foes. I wonder how popular That comic would be?

    On another note, "Holy Men in Tights!" sounds like the next scandal.

    The King

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    1. Re:Holy Men in Tights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "History tells us that many of the Celts went into battle naked. This was disconcerting to their foes. I wonder how popular That comic would be?"

      From your blog: "But most content themselves with the weapons nature gave them: they go naked into battle..."

      You gotta have balls to fight naked. Someone had to say it.

    2. Re:Holy Men in Tights? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny


      At least BEFORE you fight naked...

      Afterwards you get to join the camp whores.

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    3. Re:Holy Men in Tights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that would be Slaine then.

    4. Re:Holy Men in Tights? by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      So ordinary guys wear underpants to protect their trousers from their rear. Extrapolating from the notion of "super," superheros must've given up on protecting their suits, but rather, find it critical to protect the rest of the world from, well... right.

      I would hate to be a super-dry-cleaner: "I'm sorry, Captain Barium, we just couldn't get that... spot... out. We really tried, honest."

  10. Holy men? by Ponzicar · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I saw "Holy men in tights", I thought it was about another Catholic sex abuse scandal.

    1. Re:Holy men? by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      When I saw "Holy men in tights", I thought it was about another Catholic sex abuse scandal.

      Yeah, I thought, "Boy, I don't know if the Boston Archdiocese coffers can handle another round of law suits."

      I also thought "What, are they applying for a public relations opening with the San Francisco 49ers?"

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  11. superhoeroes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must admit that I almost read it superwhores:)

    1. Re:superhoeroes? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      With all the merchandising you would have been correct.

    2. Re:superhoeroes? by bkubi · · Score: 0

      If your post is GPLed, does this make slashdot GPLed too?

  12. Academic men in tights? by October_30th · · Score: 2, Funny
    My first impression of the title was:

    ...Men in Tights! Academic...Conference

    Having been to numerous scientific conferences even the idea of men in tights in an academic conference made me shudder.

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  13. too obscure? by aendeuryu · · Score: 1

    I can't be the only one to know abou the best super-villain ever...

    1. Re:too obscure? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      The crazy midnight bomber what bombs at midnight?

      Come on - the Night of a Million Zillion Ninjas was better.

  14. More chicks by aaribaud · · Score: 1

    I say bring back Power Girl by Wallace Wood.

    Oh, and bring back Wally, too.

  15. Nice moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No sense in having a discussion about the blatant sexism in comic books. Nosiree.

  16. Obligatory link by Vo0k · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.superdickery.com/

    Superheroes being dicks.
    And other stuff so amazing it... sucks.

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  17. request by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A CowboyNeal comic...

    maybe some panels of him bitch-slapping Zonk for posting dupes.. yeah i'd like that.

  18. Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Bruce Wayne is a normal guy that everybody can relate to. He has no special powers to rely on; only the technology that his wealth affords him. He keeps in shape through rigorous training and is skilled in martial arts. He is a self-made superhero. None of that bullshit radioactive nonsense (what superheor ISN'T brought into existence by some type of radioactivity?). Gotham is a dark, lonely, unforgiving place. I think the animated series captured it the best, although the Dark Knight graphic novel was pretty good. Batman embodies what a superhero should be, and yet he doesn't play by the rules. He wasn't "gifted" or "chosen"; he took it upon himself to make a difference in a cruel world, and to strike back and get revenge. Batman is the best superhero because he is the most human.

    1. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Wolverine wasn't irradiated, and except for the Adamantium in his bones, and his mutant healing power, and highly developed senses, he's probably one of the more "human" superheroes.

      I can't count Daredevil since he was irradiated - although later it was revealed that actually had nothing to do with his supersenses.

      There are probably hundreds of non-irradiated superheroes, and probably hundreds of strictly human ones as well.

      But you're probably right that Batman was the FIRST (or nearly so) of the strictly human ones (if you don't count myths and legends, but only comics.)

      But to pick a superhero because he is most human is to underestimate the importance of the genre. The genre is nothing more than a modern manifestation of the human desire for a Transhuman existence. Therefore it is necessary that even the most human of superheroes be so superior to the average human (even Captain America can press 800 lbs which very few real humans can do) that they stand as a symbol of divinity. Even your Batman is not strictly human, both because of his technology and because of his vast experience - and that apparent inhuman nature is something he specifically trades on to intimidate his enemies.

      OTOH, Superman, although a godlike entity, is represented in the comics as almost absurdly human, even to the point of being absurdly AMERICAN. I haven't read the stories in recent years, so they may have changed him, but I doubt it. His superpowers still make him a divinity, but DC went to great lengths to make him acceptable to humans.

      Marvel did the same thing with their "teenage-angst superheroes" like Spiderman - which is why I never was as attracted to Spiderman as I was many other Marvel characters. Fortunately, they also provided seriously powerful entities as well - the success of the character Thanos - who is truly a demi-god and has actually BEEN a genuine divinity at least twice - and has been converted from a pure villain to an ambiguous character - is an example.

      Even many of the Marvel supervillains have been altered to make them almost superheroes - Doctor Doom (my main man!) and Magneto, as well as Thanos, are examples. These characters tend to exaggerate human failings to a degree that makes them almost divine - but still understandable to humans, just like the gods of human myth such as Zeus or Odin (not to forget that even those gods are part of the Marvel pantheon.)

      Superheroes and supervillains are about being "super" - which means more than human. And that is the bottom line to the literary genre.

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    2. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I largely agree with you. I've always liked Batman for just this reason. No powers other than 'born wealthy and smart and healthy' which could happen to anyone. And he's paid his dues so to speak in first watching his parents death by a villian and later by YEARS of hard work and rigorous training.
      Another favorite of mine has been 'iron man' while here the technology goes well into comic book physics (where people can shrink to atomic size and still breath along with other nonsense), it's still basically a man using his brains put himself into the do-gooder bussiness in big way.
      Another thing I like about Stark is the fact that in some respects he's a pretty real guy (tech aside). He may be a super hero, but he's also a recovering alcholic, doesn't have the healthiest of relationships with women, and can be a bit of a jerk to be honest.

      Mycroft

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    3. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even your Batman is not strictly human, both because of his technology and because of his vast experience

      I'm trying to make sense of that statement, but I just can't. How could you possibly think such a thing? Experience makes somebody non-human? Technology makes somebody non-human? Okay, maybe if you've had your head chopped off and replaced with a computer, you can call yourself non-human, but simply using fancy cars makes you non-human now?

    4. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      These characters tend to exaggerate human failings to a degree that makes them almost divine - but still understandable to humans, just like the gods of human myth such as Zeus or Odin

      Norse mythology is something for itself. Odin did not create the world as such, but he killed Ymir and built Midgard aka Middle Earth from his remains. The Aesir were not the only gods, there were also norns and Vanir, another race of gods they were at war with. Overall, they were hardly supreme gods.

      Nor were they all-knowing, all-powerful or immortal, and not very "divine" either. Odin himself sacrificed an eye to gain wisdom. Hod was blind. Balder was killed by deceit. Loki, the god of mischief tied a rope from his testicles to a goat's beard to make Skadi laugh. They drank mead and overall partied like vikings of their age. The coming Ragnarok (armageddon) is not by choice, but the collapse of their world. Odin himself will die at Ragnarok, swallowed by the Fenriswolf.

      Many elements of Sci-Fi are graciously taken from norse myth. Take the wheel of Time and the horn at the last battle. Heimdall sounds the Giallarhorn to summon the gods to the final battle. Not surprising really, they were perfectly good "comic book" material of their time, though of course taken a lot more seriously. But the stories are nothing like say christianity.

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    5. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Citizen+G · · Score: 1

      Your right he is the most human, but with issues... did he ever get therapy after the death of his parents, its a fact that most children who witness the death of a loved one as dear as a parent, become a bit fearless in regards to death. But dam, hes what a billionare, i would hire people to take out criminals and try to enjoy life and raise a family to honor my parents, it would be more healthy, but one boring ass charcter. i wonder what the character will do when he's old.... hire a bunch to go and take out criminals, he's rich enoungh to hire an army, that she satisfy his thurst for revenge & bloody justice

    6. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, at the very least his level of experience makes him exceptional. Implausibly exceptional. Actually impossibly exceptional. I mean, is it signficantly more likely that you might obtain Batman's wealth, brains, experience, and technology on one hand, or that you get hit with some mysterious radiation that imbues you with strange powers? By significant, I mean, enough different that it might affect how you think or act in real life? No? Then why sweat the difference in your fantasy life. In that case, there is no difference in plausibility.

      Batman is interesting because represents a kind of boiling point view of superherodom. Ordinary traits, like wealth, experience, and cunning, if raised to a sufficient level induce a kind of phase transition from normal human existence to super-human existence. Comic books have to have to operate by a kind of logic that explains the nature of the hero's super-human nature. That explanation is not only typically implausible to the point of impossibility, it has to be, in order to explain how the hero is exceptional to the point of impossibility. Batman, in practical terms, is no less implausible than any other super hero. Nor should be be.

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    7. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Phantom could drop Batman eight ways to Sunday.

    8. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by MilenCent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bruce Wayne is a normal guy that everybody can relate to. He has no special powers to rely on; only the technology that his wealth affords him.

      Riddle on this a bit: Not to intentionally drag issues of class struggle into the whole thing, but it *is* a fact that Bruce Wayne's extreme maxi-mega-wealth is almost as unreachable, to the average Joe-crimefighter-wannabe, as actual super powers are. He didn't earn it; he was born into riches. Extremely deep pockets is about the closest thing to an actual super power, more than great martial arts ability, more than inventing skill, more than being a supertaster, that exists in this world.

      Further: what's the difference between a young Bruce Wayne growing up to become: a crime fighter, the world's greatest detective, and an ultimately good guy, and a young Bruce Wayne growing up to become: yet another idle playboy with way too much money (with all the society-warping power that provides), maybe not explictly bad, but not over concerned with other people?

      Often it takes something seriously bad to happen to a person to break him out of his limited perspective and into a large view of the world. Which isn't to say that it is right that those things happen, nor that it always works that way. But often it's unavoidable, and often it does.

    9. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at the very least his level of experience makes him exceptional.

      An exceptional human being.

      Batman, in practical terms, is no less implausible than any other super hero. Nor should be be.

      I'm not saying that he isn't implausible, I'm saying that being human isn't something that changes no matter how much experience somebody has or how much technology they use.

    10. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Even your Batman is not strictly human, both because of his technology and because of his vast experience ...

      You forgot his stacks of cash. Technology is largely useless without money, and being wealthy frees up lots of time through which a dire obsession can flower, if flower be the word. The life of an extremely rich man is so different from that of a homeless person that they might as well be different species; they may have the same basic biological necessities, but beyond that things get different quick.

      Teenage angst *can* be made into an acceptable story, if the writer has perspective. Spider-Man at his best wasn't super-powerful; in fact the defining moment of his career was a failure, that of failing to save Gwen Stacey. *That's* powerful, that has the ability to affect a thinking reader, and that's what makes Spidey, when most in-touch with his roots, human.

      Superheroes and supervillains are about being "super" - which means more than human. And that is the bottom line to the literary genre.

      1. One of the points to literature, in my view, is that the greater-than sign doesn't apply to human beings.

      2. Ultimately great writing is about what it means to be human, inescapably so. This is not because of who the characters are, but because of who the reader is.

    11. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure of the exact chronology, but I always assumed that Bruce Wayne was more-or-less directly derived from Lamont Cranston. They're both millionaires that have deliberately-obscured alter-egos they use to fight crime.

      Wasn't the Shadow around before Batman?

    12. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Mant · · Score: 1

      But you're probably right that Batman was the FIRST (or nearly so) of the strictly human ones (if you don't count myths and legends, but only comics.)

      Batman starts off as a guy in a costume figthing crooks. He really is a continuation of masked mystery man types popular in the Pulps like the Shadow. Later on he gets integrated in a "super" world with supervillains and the like, although most of the rogues gallery remains strictly non-powered with a best a technological gimmick.

      Masked crimefighters predate Batman by a lot though, so he isn't really the first of anything, excpet maybe the first masked crimefighter to end up rubbing shoulders with superheros.

    13. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Mant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Batman is a multi-billion genius scared by childhood trauma. I don't know about you, but much as I think the character is cool I can't relate to someone who is the world's best detective, maybe martial artist, speaks just about every language on the planet, is an expert in just about every field of science and fights crime dressed as an animal.

      Over time the writers have made him effectively superheroic. His level of skill and knowledge is really beyong human, and it has become something of a joke that Batman can beat anyone given time to prepare. How many times has he smacked down Superman now, only becuase the writers seem to forget half of Superman's powers most of the time?

    14. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by ImTheDarkcyde · · Score: 1

      There is a comic floating around in todays terribly misguided world. Emoboy. Google it, he's not a superhero but it's still funny as hell.

    15. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      don't forget his heart condition

      (does he still have that? i haven't read Iron Man in years)

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    16. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      did he ever get therapy after the death of his parents?
      yes, his therapist is Leslie Thompkins

      raise a family to honor my parents
      why do you think he keeps taking in kids off the street? despite all the tired gay jokes, the Batman/Robin dynamic is really akin to Father/Son.

      i wonder what the character will do when he's old.
      see, "The Dark Knight Returns" by Frank Miller, "Batman Beyond" by Bruce Timm, or "Kingdom Come" by Mark Waid and Alex Ross. its something that's been explored a bit

      he's rich enoungh to hire an army
      he bankrolled a large chunk of the Justice League

      that should satisfy his thurst for revenge & bloody justice
      he doesn't want "bloody" justice, Batman never takes a life (despite how the character is portrayed in those crappy 90's movies)

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    17. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Superman has to be portrayed with human aspects because stories about a being with infinite power and zero weaknesses are not interesting. If humans can't relate to him and understand his decisions then it's a literary (and, more importantly to DC, commercial) failure.

    18. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Jaeph · · Score: 1

      "Bruce Wayne is a normal guy that everybody can relate to."

      No. The comics "say" that, but what they show is someone who is impossibly accomplished by human standards. There is no one remotely capable of keeping with his physical and mental regimen at the same time.

      Even if he were a flabby geek who devoted all of his time to reading, he still wouldn't be remotely human. He knows too much, too deeply, to be a real person.

      No one notices though, because mental prowess is a lot harder to measure than physical ability.

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    19. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Which again is missing the point. Batman is TECHNICALLY human - but his abilities make him so superior to all other humans as to make him superhuman from the point of view of the hero model which is related to human psyschology.

      We're not discussing dictionary definitions here, but metaphysical concepts and human psychological responses. People do NOT view Batman as a normal human being. That was even explicitly stated in the first Batman movie, even though the reference was to his mental state. And the whole point of BEING a "Batman" in the first place was to make his enemies fear a superhuman presence. And that jibes with the genre. So calling Batman an "ordinary human being" is just pedantic and pointless even if technically true.

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    20. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      The point is that there IS no such thing as "divinity" except in human terms. Vague references to the "omniscient omnipotent" Christian god are basically fluff, despite its emotional effects on (some of) its believers.

      The pagan gods were much more comprehensible to most people because there were directly related to the human condition. But they were also considered divinities and feared much more than the amorphous Christian god because they were directly related to natural phenomena such as storms which could affect humans directly.

      The same applies to comic book characters. They are comprehensible because they interact directly with humans, while having powers that far exceed even the most highly developed human being. They are not amorphous "First Causes" or whatever.

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    21. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Yes, and the point I make is that being human can be reflected by contemplating what it might mean NOT to be human - either by being inhuman, as in horror stories, or superhuman, as in comics, or nonhuman, as in sci-fi alien and technology stories.

      Humans DO seek to transcend human limitations, or at least subconsciously understand that they are limited by being human. This is the origin of the "original sin" concept - being human IS "original sin" because we have limitations - we are not divine. The early Gnostics in general were devoted to transcending human limitations and becoming, not worshipping, divinities.

      This is the origin of the concept of transhumanization, or "transhumanar" in the Greek, which was later applied to theories of human transformation by Sir Julian Huxley, and hence to future technology by F.M. Esfandiary, and hence to "Transhumanism."

      The genre of superhero comics is merely the modernization of ancient myths based on that same basic human desire.

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    22. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Yes, the first Shadow story appeared in 1931, and the first Batman comic in 1939, according to a Google search.

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    23. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even if he were a flabby geek who devoted all of his time to reading, he still wouldn't be remotely human. He knows too much, too deeply, to be a real person.
      Now you are describing Nero Wolfe.
    24. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms! (Sorry)

    25. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 1

      "But you're probably right that Batman was the FIRST (or nearly so) of the strictly human ones (if you don't count myths and legends, but only comics.)"

      Do pulp magazines count?
      Comic book superheroes actually came about because of the popularity of "pulp" magazine superheroes.

      The first was The Shadow (later appearing in radio and movies) but the first "non-super" super hero had to be Doc Savage, man of bronze : http://thepulp.net/docsavage.html
      (Try to imagine Bruce Wayne with no secret identity, fighting crime with a posse of scientists.) };-)

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    26. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      I'd say Doc Savage bordered on being superhuman - I mean, he did kill a bear with his hands in one novel! I don't know of any human who could do that, with the very possible exception of karate master Mas Oyama - and then only if he got lucky.

      But you're correct, he preceded Batman by five years (1933) while The Shadow preceded him by eight years (1931).

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    27. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the point I make is that being human can be reflected by contemplating what it might mean NOT to be human - either by being inhuman, as in horror stories, or superhuman, as in comics, or nonhuman, as in sci-fi alien and technology stories.

      I have hardly ever seen what it means to be not human done effectively. The best I can think of is the various beasties ol' Lovecraft came up with.

      It is true that myth is a potent source of energy for all kinds of writing. But I am not sure if I buy that comics are *the* modern-day version of them.

    28. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do NOT view Batman as a normal human being.

      a) Again with the "normal". I'm not saying he's normal. I'm saying he's human.

      b) "People view him as"? People's opinions don't change the intrinsic nature of something. If a hundred people point to a red building and call it green, it's still red.

      alling Batman an "ordinary human being" is just pedantic and pointless

      Straw man. I'm not going to bother responding because it's obvious you didn't actually read my comments before arguing against something I didn't say.

    29. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Well, I don't want to denigrate sci-fi or horror genres - except to note that comics do those as well.

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    30. Re:Batman is the best superhero AND comic. by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Well he got an artificial heart IIRC, or some other fix.
      Then he became an alcholic and wound up having his badyguard do the iron man thing for a while. Then picked up one of those psycho-girlfriends who shot him after he dumped her, missing most of his major arteries and vital organs, but damaging his spine leaving him paralysed for a while. He got that fixed with some nano-tech, but the inventors used that to overide his body by remote. Last I heard he'd gotten that fixed and was mobile, but running the suit by remote so he could back it full of tech rather than as just a suit. Plus it reduced any danger to him personally.
      I stop seriously reading it around 15 years ago, the rest just from the occasional skim or purchase since then.

      Mycroft

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  19. They need more chicks by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

    Hum, combined with the article about the Japanese nerds, were in the cafes the waitresses dress up to meet the expectations of the customers, this gives me the following idea:
    Let them hire those waitresses to get the balance back a bit.

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  20. Female Writers? by CleverNickedName · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "It has been a very much male-centred universe," co-convener Saige Walton said.

    Now that she mentions it, I can't think of any female comic writers. Please, could someone recomend a few?

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    1. Re:Female Writers? by kahei · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Rumiko Takahashi.

      But in the US and Europe, there appear to be no good female comic writers.

      I think this is because if a man wants to be a cartoonist, he learns to draw and design and lay out panels, while if a woman wants to be a cartoonist she networks with her art college freinds and produces a strip in which stick figures talk about Iraq and Men.

      I must note that the above theory is based on a single visit to Forbidden Planet and there may be some cases it doesn't address :)

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    2. Re:Female Writers? by degotas · · Score: 1

      Personally I really like Chynna Clugston-Major's work. However she is most definitely not a super hero comics writer. More information here It's like an archie comics with extremely perverted punk kids set in the 80's.

    3. Re:Female Writers? by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      There's Rumiko Takahashi, who did things like Ranma and Inuyasha. All of them intended for a male audience.

      CLAMP is a team of all female manga artists, who seem to make stuff mostly for girls, like Cardcaptor Sakura, but also have some things like Chobits that are for an adult male audience (it's quite perverted stuff, but not pornographic)

      I recommend all of those. The Rumiko Takahashi's creations I know are great if you just want to have fun. Chobits is nice if you're looking for something more oriented to adults, contains some interesting thoughts on relationships between people and machines, and a romantic story that actually goes somewhere. Rumiko Takahashi includes some romance in the stories, but it progresses painfully slowly, although it's good anyway.

    4. Re:Female Writers? by iamjoltman · · Score: 1

      Gail Simone, she did Agent X, a spin-off from Deadpool, and I belive she did Deadpool before that. She's also done Birds of Prey and some other stuff. Great writer, with a great sense of humor in her stuff.

    5. Re:Female Writers? by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

      Gail Simone comes to mind. She's very funny, with a twisted sense of humour, but she can also write serious stories pretty well. She wrote Agent X and the last few issues of Deadpool, and is currently writing DC's Villains United limited series.

      If you're looking for older writers, I'd recommend Louise Simonson. She had an awesome run on X-Factor in the 80s.

      If you're willing to dig around for back issues of CrossGen comics (which is now sadly out of business, due to upper management not paying people when they should have), Barbara Kesel wrote some of their best stuff, including Meridian, my favourite CG book.

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    6. Re:Female Writers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rumiko Takahashi includes some romance in the stories, but it progresses painfully slowly, although it's good anyway.

      Takahashi is a victim of her own success. Her comics are so popular that the editors won't let them end. A number of the villains in Inuyasha actually represent Shounen Jump editors.

      And I wouldn't say that Chobits was for an adult male audience. 14-year-old male audience, perhaps ;)

    7. Re:Female Writers? by xTown · · Score: 1

      Julie Doucet and Ariel Schrag come to mind immediately. Ariel Schrag is really good at capturing the angsty "oh-my-god-i-suck" feeling that high school gives a person. Her comics are really rough, but the stories are engaging.

      Phoebe Gloeckner, of course. Tough to read sometimes because of the difficult subject matter, but her art is fantastic.

      Aline Kominsky-Crumb.

      Julie Barr, although TBH I'm not a big fan of "Desert Peach."

      That's what comes off the top of my head.

    8. Re:Female Writers? by xTown · · Score: 1

      I listed a bunch in a different reply.

      I also thought of Alison Bechdel and Claire Bretecher, although Bretecher is sort of more of a panel or single-page cartoonist rather than a comic-book author, and Bechdel's "Dykes to Watch Out For" is a strip, not a book. So maybe they don't count.

    9. Re:Female Writers? by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Takahashi is a victim of her own success. Her comics are so popular that the editors won't let them end. A number of the villains in Inuyasha actually represent Shounen Jump editors.

      Haha, good one! Got a source for that? Certainly makes sense though. I think part of the problem is the format though. Ranma had very little continuity, so it could go on forever, and Inuyasha doesn't have all that much either, since they can just keep on adding villains.

      And I wouldn't say that Chobits was for an adult male audience. 14-year-old male audience, perhaps ;)

      You've got a point there :-) Although I think it's supposed to be seinen, which would mean they aim for somewhat older people than those who are supposed to buy Inuyasha. Although who cares. At least according to forums there seem to be quite a few 40 year old guys who are into Cardcaptor Sakura...

    10. Re:Female Writers? by Cranst0n · · Score: 1

      Devin Grayson who writes nightwing (or at least used to its been a while) I a great Female comic book writer. She picked up from Chuck Dixon and has really done a fantastic job with the book.

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    11. Re:Female Writers? by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

      Gail Simone, Devin Grayson are great in mainstream comics (both having done various Bat-family characters and Simone having a particularly twisted sense of humor that informed her run with Deadpool quite well). I never liked Witchblade but Christina Z is well thought of as a writer. Former comics writer Ann Nocenti did some decent work on Daredevil. I was never impressed by Louis Simonson's work but she was quite popular as a writer in the 80's. Saige is wrong about women in comics both as characters and being involved in the making of them. The problem is that women and girls just don't tend to buy superhero comics. It's seen as much as a boy's idiom as dolls (not action figures) are seen as girls'. That's tended to be taken as discrimination ,which in a sense it is- just not by men. Please also see these books by the great Trina Robbins (herself a writer in underground comics): http://207.150.192.12/temp/trinarob/outofprint.htm

    12. Re:Female Writers? by JoshNorton · · Score: 1
      Jo Duffy, Louise Simonson, Lea Hernandez. Wendy Pini, Kaja Foglio...

      Just off the top of my head.

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    13. Re:Female Writers? by albanac · · Score: 1

      The OP was talking about writers: for example, Neil Gaiman is a superb writer of graphic novels, but does not draw. Many graphic novel authors are not graphic novel artists.

      Mind you, there aren't any female writers springing immediately to mind, either. There's a number of female artists: Jill Thompson (who drew the story arc "Brief Lives" for Gaiman's Sandman project) comes quickest to mind.

      ~cHris

    14. Re:Female Writers? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Carla Speed McNeil's "Finder" books are brilliant. She writes and draws them, and self-publishes. She's also done art for some other books (I know she did a run on Greg Rucka's "Queen and Country", for one.)

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    15. Re:Female Writers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a few. Gail Simone is currently writing Action (superman) and Birds of Prey (which the tv series was based on). Those aren't obscure or low profile comics, by any means...

      Louise Simonson is another female comic book writer, but I'm not sure what she's doing right now.

    16. Re:Female Writers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who hasn't been mentioned yet is Marjane Satrapi, who wrote and drew about her experiances in Persepolis and Persepolis 2. Very good stuff.

    17. Re:Female Writers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Devon Grayson is a great female superhero comic writer.

      Chynna Clugston is a great non-hero comic writer.

    18. Re:Female Writers? by H3lldr0p · · Score: 1

      I met Phil and Kaja once. Pretty nice people, really. However the only question that came to mind at that point was to ask her if she know what it was her husband drew (There was a large stack of Phil's "XXXenophile" comics on the table in front of me). It was then pointed out to me that she inks many of the things he draws and I found that my question was answered.

    19. Re:Female Writers? by txtracer · · Score: 1

      Jill also wrote (writes) her own book, Scary Godmother.

      Colleen Doran has for years written an excellent Science Fiction book, A Distant Soil.

      Donna Barr has written scads of books, my favorites being the Stinz series.

      Marvel has had a number of female editors step into writing from time to time.

      And there are lots of female writers of "independent"/"alternative" comics. The Comics Journal occasionally has articles devoted to them. I don't really like the genre much, so can't name them offhand (except for Julie Doucet and Dori Seda) but I know they're out there.

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  21. No radiation involved? by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1, Informative


    Superman
    Wonder Woman
    Green Lantern
    The Flash
    Hawkman/girl
    Martian Manhunter
    Aquaman

    hmm, maybe the justice league is radiation prejudiced ;-)

    1. Re:No radiation involved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While none of the mentioned superheros get their powers from radiation, most of them are either "gifts from God", lifeforms from another planet, or involve some kind of magical item ("power ring", "flight belt", etc). At least the Flash's power is attributed to "hard water vapors" (LOL), so he is purely human but still has some kind of super power. Batman has no super powers, so he remains the most human.

    2. Re:No radiation involved? by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

      Just to nit-pick it was only the original Jay Garrick Flash whose origin involved hard water vapors.

      There were boatloads of non-powered superheroes in the 1940s, some of whom - like Wildcat - still are in use today.

  22. Romance Novels? by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    You mean like how all men in romance novels are super buff and handsome? How can we stand for this! We must stop the objectification of men in romance novels now!!! Come on man give me a break. Here's an experiment for you: Go to your local book store and go take a look at the covers of romance novals and then go take a look at the covers of all the comic books? Do you honestly think you will find more barely clothed women on the front of comic books then you will barely clothed men on the front of romance novels. Yeah that's what I thought.

    1. Re:Romance Novels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that it is okay to objectify women because somewhere, someone is objectifying men?

      Moral Relativity City, here we come!

    2. Re:Romance Novels? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the women in those novels. Judging by the covers, they're both nubile and buxom and dress to show it.

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  23. No... by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1
    So you're saying that it is okay to objectify women because somewhere, someone is objectifying men?

    No I'm saying that blaming the male gender is absolutely rediculous because it is seen equally throughout the female gender. Any responsible person would point out that it is taking place in both genders, and not make men out to be some kind of monsters and say nothing about females.

    1. Re:No... by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      I think it bears notice that it is Men in a position of power over Women pretty much the world over. With such things as the colloquial "Old Boys Club", women are at a severe disadvantage to men in most aspects of society. They are typically paid less on average, they are defacto excluded from the upper echelons in business and government, and historically they have been seen as lesser humans because of their gender.

      So, yes, there is a problem of inequality between men and women which makes the actions of men against women more atrocious than an identical action of women against men.

    2. Re:No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're ready to say that objectification of women isn't so bad because women do it too?

      Or is it that the objectification of either sex is reprehensible and that women ought to stop doing it along with the men?

      Your point is not exactly clear.

    3. Re:No... by databyss · · Score: 1

      "I think it bears notice that it is Men in a position of power over Women pretty much the world over."

      You must not have had many relationships... Not meant as in insult, it's just that any man whose been in relationships with women know that this is completely false.

      "So, yes, there is a problem of inequality between men and women which makes the actions of men against women more atrocious than an identical action of women against men."

      Ahhh yes, bringing about equality through inequality. "I WANT TO BE TREATED THE SAME AS A MAN! NOW HOLD THAT DOOR OPEN FOR ME!"

      I do agree that historically, women have been given the shaft (figuratively speaking), but breaking the glass ceiling isn't gonna come about by climbing a pile of shackled men.

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    4. Re:No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe (s)he's saying that making something sexy doesn't objectify it.

      I like to feel sexy sometimes, does that mean I want to be used as an object?

      How come when a woman says another woman, or herself is sexy, it's empowering, yet if a man were to say a woman was sexy, it's derrogatory?

  24. Another Church Scandle... by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy Men In Tights?

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    Toby

    1. Re:Another Church Scandle... by shystershep · · Score: 1

      Monks in Spandex.

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  25. Radiation and the superhero by BlightThePower · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...its to do with time when most of the famous characters were created I think, there was a great deal of interest, and post 1945, collosal anxiety about radiation. I expect to see more modern creations having something to do with genetic modification and perhaps nanotechnology in their origin stories. These things don't necessarily happen by accident, I understand Stan Lee was thinking of issues of race and prejudice when he came up with idea of the X-men as being mutants persecuted for being who and what they were born as. Professor Xavier can be seen as a sort of Martin Luther King to Mangento's Malcolm X. In more recent times I've had the suspicion that this form has been reworked slightly to have more resonances with regard to society's treatment of homosexuality (I definitely got that feeling in the second film in the scene where, was it Iceman(?), goes home and his parents get upset when they find out what he is. Would appear to mirror many a "coming out" story).

    This reflection of anxieties in popular art forms as a way of exploring or dealing with them is fairly well noted; for example, Bram Stoker's Dracula has an underlying theme of fear of supressed female sexuality, whereas Frankenstein is clearly all about fear of science. Its all the same thing really.

    As an aside another reason Batman wins over his only DC rival, Superman, for readers internationally is that Superman is a little overly wrapped in the stars and stripes (of course "Red Son" had much fun playing with that aspect the strip) to the extent where his popularity waxes and wanes with regard to how people feel about the USA. He was big in the 1980s when American culture was at its zenith of being "cool" in Europe. Right now nobody wants to know really. He's always been and still is popular in countries that target the USA as a migration destination.

    On closer examination though I think Superman is very symbolic but I think that Bruce Wayne/Batman is probably nearer the American dream ultimately. By day he's an enlightened capitalist in the modern American mould (rigorous businessman but very charitable etc) who still finds time to be a 'self made man' and act in a sort of "Wild West" state of mind by night.

    Hang on, inherited wealth, wild west mentality, hangs out in a technologically advanced underground bunker...Batman=GWB? Holy known unknowns and unknown unknowns Batman! Makes you wonder if Wayne Industries had the contract for repairing the damage to Gotham done by the Batmobile and the Joker blowing stuff up. Meh, politics.

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    1. Re:Radiation and the superhero by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      I understand Stan Lee was thinking of issues of race and prejudice when he came up with idea of the X-men as being mutants persecuted for being who and what they were born as.

      I think he was mostly thinking of Slan. ;)

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    2. Re:Radiation and the superhero by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      If Superman is unpopular now, how do you explain the worldwide success of Smallville?

  26. Obligatory Buffy the Vampire Slayer mention by krajo · · Score: 1

    done. Now for my well deserved break. ZZZZzzzzz... Seriously though, Joss Whedon is the god of superhero women. (Hmm, ok, maybe not seriously, but you get my point).

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  27. Re:too obscure? - I miss The Tick & TEMBWBAM ; by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    About 10 years ago I taped The Tick Vs. The Tick episode from the old cartoon of the same name.

    PURE UNADULTERATED COMEDY GOLD!!! XD (^_^)

    I have it on tape twice. The second time full and complete.

    Unfortunately, not long after that, the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City was bombed.

    After that, this episode of THE TICK appparently was never aired again.

    Terrorism sucks on so many levels...Most importantly the tragic loss of life and senseless destruction of property. To a lesser extent, in the aftermath of such events, the entertainment industry gets 'cold feet' putting out 'related' content so close to tragedies like this.

    Case in point: Collateral Damage and Big Trouble were mothballed in the wake of 2001-09-11 but, eventually, they were commercially released.

    Apparently, there was too much money invested in both those films to shelve them for good unseen in the wake of 'related current events' which prevented them from enjoying a 'normal' release.

  28. With my current haircut... by Biomechanical · · Score: 1

    I could go as Bruce Willis's character from Unbreakable. Thanks to the latest Bizzaro World IT developments I could even do the moody, "what the fuck is wrong with my life" attitude.

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    His name is Robert Paulsen...
  29. Holy men...in tights... by ndogg · · Score: 0, Redundant

    N/T.

    Thanks slashdot. Did I mention that I'm a former Catholic? Yeah, trust me, the kind of imagery created by this title for me are not good. That was the last thing I wanted to think about.

    Just imagine the Spanish Inquisition in tights. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, would expect that.

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  30. Re:FIREFOX WORLD RECORD IN FINLAND! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, Finns are the most homosexual people in the world ... a mere coincidence?

    I DON'T THINK SO!

  31. Bulletproof Monk by SunPin · · Score: 1

    Original, enjoyable, better than The Crow.

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    Laws are for people with no friends.
    1. Re:Bulletproof Monk by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Bulletproof monk? the one with the Nazi who regains is youth so he can destroy an aging monk?

      sucked. Sorry, but it did. I don't need much out of a martial arts flick, but the staging and choreography was horrible.

      Never saw the crow.

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  32. Re:children by philbert26 · · Score: 3, Informative
    A man is capable of having children with multiple women. For a woman to do the opposite is not as advantageous.

    It is if the woman can keep it a secret. In many species, including humans, females will mate with other males while their partner is otherwise engaged. That way they vary the genetic mix of their children, while still keeping a male partner to look after them.

  33. For you maybe by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Ok, for some people mindlessly devouring puerile comic book entertainment appeals to the immature eleven year old in them.

    But for some of us, devouring puerile comic book entertainment and debating it as if they were something worthy of serious analysis appeals to the immature smart aleck eleven year old in us.

    [disclaimer: the following was written by my inner child]

    Now, for a demonstration of black belt level irony: those of you say we shouldn't talk about comic books actually hold the same opinions and have the same attitudes as those who say we shouldn't read them at all. Opinion: You both agree that the idea that comic books are anything based on them could have any literary value is absurd. You only differ in that you find comic books entertaining and they do not; they find pretentious intellectual blather entertaining and you do not. Some of us like both. Attitude: Both the literary stuffed shirts and the literary know-nothings share the attitude that people who don't like the same things as them need to be corrected. In short, you are both prigs. But I mean that in a nice way.

    [/disclaimer]

    Now, for you pleasure (or mortification (or both)), I will repost my K5 diary in which I analyze Spider-Man 2 on a level that would probably get me beaten up if I did it in my high school English class. By my teacher.


    I finally saw Spider-Man 2 last night

    I was trying to see I Robot but it apparently has disappeared from the local cineplex, so I settled for Spider-Man 2. But I enjoyed the movie. I thought the movie was not only very well done, it was very sly. After I got home, I went on the Internet to see what the critics had caught and what they'd missed. It turned out they missed a lot.

    I should say that if you haven't seen the movie and want to figure it out for yourself, you shouldn't read any further.

    There are three major story lines: Peter Parker's relationship problems with MJ, Spider-man's conflict with Doctor Octavius, and Spider-man's conflict with his own powers. These are resolved in reverse order.

    I want to focus on the resolution of Spider-man's conflict with his own powers. This is resolved in the scene where he rescues the passengers on a runaway train. My jaw absolutely dropped when I saw this scene, because it has to be the most blatant crucifixion scene I've seen in any film since the end of Blade Runner.

    Not only that, it is concluded with a bald-faced rebirth and resurrection scene. You could say the subsequent bit where Spidey is passed hand to hand over the heads of the passengers resembled a kind of baptism. And it does resemble baptism in this respect: it's was a kind of symbolic embrace of the new person by his community. However, I think perhaps this might take the Christian iconography a bit far -- I think that the filmmakers might have been reaching for a more universal pre-Christian symbolism. The ceremony reminded me of new age "re-birthing" rites. Of course it should be noted that Christian baptism by immersion also echos this: the new person emerges from water, the archetypal feminine element.

    The fact that Tobey Maguire also plays this scene unmasked is very interesting. I think the primary reason for this is that such a symbolically pregnant scene wouldn't work if played by an animated doll -- it requires an actor to energize it. But it works on other levels too. For the superhero, being unmasked is a kind of nakedness (which one or two critics did pick up on). Just as at birth one is physically naked, and at death psychically naked.

    I almost laughed when the crowd lays Spidey down gently, and somebody says "My God, he's just a kid! About the same age as my son." This is only one or two steps removed from "Isn't he cute! He's got Grandpa's eyes."
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    1. Re:For you maybe by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      s/comic books/graphic novels/, you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:For you maybe by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected.

    3. Re:For you maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not think anyone feels you should stop critiquing Spiderman with the same enthusiasm as one might comment on Shakespeare's Macbeth or Einstein's 1905 paper on special relativity -- as long as you realise that you are writing something with no value beyond limited appeal light entertainment, and are okay with my giggling at your work and the sort of mind that mind produce it.

    4. Re:For you maybe by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      The train scene was just about my favorite scene from the entire movie. I thought it was simply beautiful. I completly missed the religious symbolism, however. It might have something to do with the fact that I am an atheist and was raised in a non-religious household, so religious ideas and symbols were never hammered into my brain while I was growing up. In retrospect, I can naturally see the parallels between the train scene and certain Christian concepts, but when I watch things like that there is nothing for my mind to connect it to and I can watch it without religious symbolism smacking me in the face (which I am sure I would find extremely irritating).

    5. Re:For you maybe by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting
      as long as you realise that you are writing something with no value beyond limited appeal light entertainment, and are okay with my giggling at your work and the sort of mind that mind produce it.

      Giggle? Oh, why not, you may as well join right in. So long as you don't mind being in line behind me.

      While you're queueing, perhaps you might be interested in a small tract on a new religion I am promoting. It's tenets are as follows:

      • Any non-trivial system of beliefs is bound to be riddled with absurdities.
      • So a person who must take himself seriously at all times is either a simpleton or morbidly attached to his ignorance.
      • We make an exception for Professor Tolkien, whose obsessions were so manifestly and magnificently ridiculous he clearly must be a saint.
      • Nobody laughs at a joke they don't understand.
      • So a person who laughs at himself is on the path to enlightenment.
      • Nobody can truly love another unless he truly knows the other. Nobody can truly know another without knowing the full measure of their absurdity.
      • Therefore verily I say unto you that Love is Absurdity.
      • And God is love.
      • Ergo God is Absurdity, and Absurdity, God.


      I think we're doing well in the dogma department, but coming up with suitable religious trinkets and ritutals is a bit of a challenge. After all, crossing the line from natural absurdity to feigned and self-conscious absurdity is a subtle and blasphemous form of Hubris. However, if we can get past that I think we may have a hit, at least among those who can't find a comfortable "religious home" among the mainline or evangelical denominations.

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    6. Re:For you maybe by hey! · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected.

      Well, chastised would be more accurate, I'm afraid. However, I appreciation your magnanimity in the face of juvenile waggishness.

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    7. Re:For you maybe by mforbes · · Score: 1
      • Nobody laughs at a joke they don't understand.
      • So a person who laughs at himself is on the path to enlightenment.

      That has to be the most profound set of statements I've ever read on slashdot. Kudos!

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    8. Re:For you maybe by hey! · · Score: 0, Troll

      religious ideas and symbols were never hammered into my brain while I was growing up

      Can you be sure of that?

      Certain symbolic motifs have, I think, a natural potency, because they fly under the radar of conscious reason and hit us where we live. Crucifiction is one of these motifs, and is not exclusively Christian by any means (e.g., Baldur impaled on a holly sprig). Crucifiction/resurrection taps into commonplace experiences of suffering, death and rebirth (symbolic death and rebirth, obviously) in a universal way. It also has special potency in a way that is highly particular to our culture. It's not necessary to feed children in our culture this myth, whether by spoon or firehose, any more than it is necessary to give a fish a drink.

      when I watch things like that there is nothing for my mind to connect it to and I can watch it without religious symbolism smacking me in the face (which I am sure I would find extremely irritating).

      Well, I commend study of the Bible to everyone, especially atheists. The themes in the Bible are extremely powerful, in themselves and because of their subliminal ubiquity. Being unconscious of them does not make you immune to their power; quite the contrary. Many who consider themselves sophisticate are putty in the hands of a master communicator. And I promise that semiotic sophistication isn't going to ruin anybody's fun. It just gives you something else to think about later on.

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    9. Re:For you maybe by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      I would never say that I am immune to the various cultural and historical themes that are used by religion, I am simply saying that I don't automatically connect them with religion.

    10. Re:For you maybe by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

      Serously.

      -Peter

    11. Re:For you maybe by hey! · · Score: 1

      Alas, you raise adverbial form the unspeakable S-word, the dread of which is why I cannot bring myself to create a newsletter (or blog).

      The wise man looks not to the vine for an apple, nor to a cow's udder for tomato juice. Likewise I have naught to offer those who cannot subsist on the Milk of Mordancy. For those of you who can, I regret that I am unable to supply bottles.

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    12. Re:For you maybe by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I thought the s-word was seriously.

      Shows you what I know.

      -Peter

    13. Re:For you maybe by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Yeah, because we know what high-brow entertainment Shakespeare was. Puns and sexual innuendos galore.

      But that's okay, you go back to Gilgamesh and Macbeth, and we'll read stories about superhereos and magic.

      And if you didn't get that joke there's no hope for you.

      (I ignored Einstein because no one in the universe applies literary criticism to scientific papers, you clod.)

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  34. relax, this is just how fanboy academics score by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've organised a paypal account (geeksex@unimelb.edu.au) for donations to help hire some local working girls (many of whom will turn around and hand that money right back to the university in the form of student fees) to dress up in spandex and give the comic-buying geek academics something to live for in the small hours after the speeches are done.

    So far, I've worked out the costumes for Libido Girl, The Thigh Mistress, Ms Pneumatic and (my favourite) Gyneodia.

    For the (small but significant) gay academic contigent, there may possibly be an appearance by 'Krotch,' the rubber-wearing unambiguously gay superhero who punches you if you ever utter the name 'Batman' within his hearing.

  35. Re:IRonman was only human as well by doyen2000 · · Score: 1
    Fom some comic's website

    'Tony Stark was an inventor and businessman, he headed Stark Industries a company supplying state of the art weaponry to the military. Whilst on a trip to the East, (I guess it could not have been from eating fried foods and smoking) Stark was injured in the chest and invented an artificial heart in a chestplate that he had to wear at all times to survive, the chestplate became the basis of his Ironman armour. After further development he had a complete powered suit and took the Identity of Ironman, head of security at Stark Industries and crimefighter, although no one knew he was secretly Tony Stark.' It made me read engineering books when I was little.. I wanted to jump buildings and here there was a possibility to do it. Rather than Superman.. 'Mum are you sure you did not find me, as a baby, in the middle of the road while driving on the countryside?'

    But I agree the Batman animated cartoon series rocks!! That and the Tick are my favourites.

    The only cartoon in print that I have ever read or been interested on was Tank Girl.. it has it's own style of drawing and laying out the cartoon story.

    Cheers, A.

  36. Re:Ethnicity in comics? - A rebutal involving SW by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    And then you've got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy.

    In voice only.

    Lucas hired James Earl Jones to be the voice of Darth Vader. If you've seen Episodes III to VI in the STAR WARS movie series, it is easy to see why: Jones' peformance in the films gives the vocal embodiment of pure villiany for the most (in)famous bad guy in movies ever created to date. Race had nothing to do with Lucas' casting decision. Though David Prowse was deeply annoyed to find out he would be dubbed in Episode IV, it didn't stop him from appearing as the body of Darth Vader in the two follow-up sequels, Episodes V and VI.

    On a related note, I have seen a hilariously insightful move about race relations, perceptions, and prejudices if anyone openminded and mature enough is interested: The Gristle.

  37. What a day. by phozz+bare · · Score: 2, Funny

    The science of superheroes. The science of Star Wars. News for nerds, as promised ;)

    -phozz

  38. Re:too obscure? - I miss The Tick & TEMBWBAM ; by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a "Boom baby boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight" quote in my sig for a couple weeks. I think it cost me a few karma in the hours after 9/11 before I realized and changed it.

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  39. Re:too obscure? - I miss The Tick & TEMBWBAM ; by MilenCent · · Score: 1

    Oh man what a shame. The Tick vs. The Tick is possibly the best episode of a show where every show has great moments, and over half of them are at least extremely good.

    That's almost as much shame as the fact that you probably won't see the animated The Tick on DVD for decades down the road. Rights issues suck.

  40. Re:too obscure? - I miss The Tick & TEMBWBAM ; by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    After decades in limbo due to the music rights, Heavy Metal finally came out on DVD. For this reason, WKRP In Cincinnati will probably never come out on DVD -- Paying for the music rights would make the series too expensive to buy on DVD.

  41. Super Heroes by Stargoat · · Score: 1

    I find that talking about super heroes without talking about their origins kind of invalidates the conversation. How much do these comics owe to myths and legends, earlier stories like The Three Musketeers and Gulliver's Travels, or even Thomas Cochrane, Horatio Nelson and the various stories modeled after their lives? Can a valid conversation take place about super heroes without reference to these earlier incarnations?

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    1. Re:Super Heroes by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to go into that, IMHO the "super-hero" genre is the exaggerated form (spandex costumes included) of, well, the super-heroes we have in legends, ballads, books and recently movies. And not as much "owes to those", but is basically the same genre that always existed.

      Humans seem to need to read/watch/hear/stories about, well, (demi)god-like super-humans doing stuff way above what normal humans could possibly do.

      There's a reason why even in religion you have people like for example Samson in the Old Testament, or Hercules, or Odin and the gang. Because it's the kind of stuff which people want to hear about. (It's been a while since I've last read the Bible, but I seem to remember that the whole Samson and his mane story didn't really have much of a divine moral, commandment or prophecy to it. It was there apparently just because it was a nice story about a super-powered guy.)

      Or recently even when people aren't dressed in spandex, you still have basically super-heroes. You have people like Rambo which can be shot at by a whole bloody division, and missed. (Guess in City Of Heroes terms, that's one hell of a well slotted Super Reflexes power. Probably took the Weave power too.) You have ninja movies where they can jump 20m upwards, disappear into smoke on flat ground, and catch arrows with their hands. Etc.

      Or in books which aren't even super-hero books you have, basically, super-heroes. E.g., Pug from the Riftwar saga is _the_ most powerful mage ever, _the_ one who can create a focus in his imagination and use it to cast real spells. E.g., half of Terry Prattchett's characters are basically super-heroes: e.g., Cohen the Barbarian can dodge anything, including an artillery shot at point blank range. (See "Interesting Times".)

      So what's the point of this big rant? That humans always needed and had their super-heroes. That genre seems to have appeared all over the globe, from the natives of America to ancient China to the (at the time physically isolated from the rest of the world) ancient Egypt. And to this day comprises at least half the novels and movies produced. And which proper super-heroes like Marvel's or DC's aren't IMHO as much ripping off, as just being a sub-genre in the grand scheme of things.

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    2. Re:Super Heroes by Mant · · Score: 1

      Yes

      It really depends what about superheroes you are conversing on.

    3. Re:Super Heroes by xTown · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would seem like the conference organizers agree with you. If you look at the conference schedule, there are a bunch of papers directly targeting the general relation between superheroes and mythmaking. There are also some titles that look as if they address the very questions you raise, like "Theseus Versus Hannibal Lecter: Heroic Quests Into The Labyrinth In Modern Cinema," "Conquerer of Flood, Wielder of Fire: Noah the Hebrew Superhero,"and "Antiquities as Superheroes: (Re)Presenting the Utopian Past in the Athens Olympics."

      In general, though, whether earlier myths, legends and stories have any bearing kind of depends on what exactly you're examining. If you're doing a scholarly study on the metaphysical implications of "Crisis on Infininte Earths," then Dumas and Swift probably aren't going to help you too much.

    4. Re:Super Heroes by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      It's been a while since I've last read the Bible, but I seem to remember that the whole Samson and his mane story didn't really have much of a divine moral, commandment or prophecy to it. It was there apparently just because it was a nice story about a super-powered guy.

      Don't trust a woman with the secret to your power, because she'll just turn on you and use that information to her advantage.

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    5. Re:Super Heroes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't trust a woman with the secret to your power, because she'll just turn on you and use that information to her advantage.

      Alternatively...
      "Don't turn your back on your heritage and religion, even if a gorgeous over-sexed woman is asking you to."

    6. Re:Super Heroes by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      That probably is a more accurate lesson with a more positive message to it.

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  42. Re:Ethnicity in comics? - A rebutal involving SW by REBloomfield · · Score: 1
    You obviously haven't seen the same films that myself and the parent poster have.....

    Look up Chasing Amy next time you're in the video store.....

  43. Missing Option by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
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  44. THE Holy Man In Tights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. Re:children by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not saying that there's no advantage. But it's not as advantageous for women as it is for men.

    The advantage of having 'genetically varied children' is not as valuable as having more children.

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  46. Academic Superhero ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've heard of flying superheroes, wall-climbing superheroes, lizard superheroes, and the occasional mad scientist, but never in my life did I expect to see an academic superhero!

    Immanuel Kant was a real pissant / Who was very rarely stable.

  47. Specious Darwinian reasoning by MisterSquid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually 'sexy' means 'biologically strong'. A female is perceived as sexy because her body shape 'promises' healthy children, and thus survival of the genes. The same goes for men.

    This line of Darwinian rationalism is so flawed that I'm surprised many intelligent people even proffer it. Humans do not select mates based on phenotypical signals of reproductive fitness. Period. What you argue about body shape "promising" healthy children is ludicrous. China and India both come to mind. Furthermore, even a cursory survey of sexual icons and fetishes over the last 500 years reveals enough of a range--fat, thin, black, white, tall, short, disabled, herculean--that any argument about sexiness being a biological predisposition to reproductive capability is just plain wrong.

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    1. Re:Specious Darwinian reasoning by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      It applies to other animals so why not humans? Culture can override genetic predisposition however it's important to note that we need to talk about "lack of fitness". Many organisms seem to look for features which in essence say "I'm SO fit that I can have this giant handicap and still survive." Well not really but it sounds nice, from what I understand you have some feature which indicates fitness. So the species starts selecting for it and the process spirals out of control leading to the feature being so exaggerated it now hampers the animal. It's no longer related to fitness as genes have appeared which "artificially" cause it to appear.

      Go look at a chimpanzee, our closest relative, and you'll notice that the females lack fat in a certain area compared to humans. See, decently sized breasts have no advantage from what I can see (and potentially a disadvantage) however out ancestors probably selected for them.

    2. Re:Specious Darwinian reasoning by master_p · · Score: 1

      I never said that it is our era's sexiness that is the criterion for mate selection. I said 'sexiness' generally, i.e. whatever one thinks it tickles its biological base.

      Actually, what you say re-enforces my argument. When there was starvation in Europe, the 'sexy' prototype was fat women. Today that junk food causes obesity in the poorer section of the population, thinness is the 'sexy' criterion.

  48. In other news, crime rates on the increase by Gax · · Score: 1

    Excellent. I can rob a bank during the conference and make my escape. NO ONE CAN STOP ME! HA! HA! HA! HA! (Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!)

    *Ahem*

    L. Luther

  49. Ah, a troll. Not even a good one. How cute by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    So lemme see, you're obviously right and obviously _every_ woman's secret dream is to be represented as a cheap slut, because:

    1. you call names any dissenting opinion ("anti-male feminist bullshit")

    2. you call names everyone who dares have a different opionion ("total loss", "male mysoginist")

    3. You briefly drop some pretentious sounding pseudo-science babble ("comprehension of human and cultural evolution", or "primate neuroscience"). Of course, without any further details as to _which_ recognized works in those fields actually paint the women in that light.

    Blimey, just because you knew a complicated word like "neuroscience" (wrong field, but eh) everything you say _must_ be the absolute truth.

    Bah. That's the most weak-ass attempt at a self-serving fallacy and proof-by-intimidation I've seen in ages. You're on slashdot, boy, not on some Power Puff Girls board for preschoolers. You'll have to do _much_ better than that.

    If you're gonna verbally bully someone on slashdot, you know, _the_ place where "you're all idiots" is the _baseline_, just calling us weak stuff like "male mysoginists" or "total loss" doesn't even start to cut it. Stop being that diplomatic. Anything short of a numbered list of 10 ways in which the dissenter sucks hairy ass doesn't even start to intimidate anyone into submission.

    And pretentious references at "neuroscience"? Boy, you can do better than that. Name-drop! Try "I was talking to my friend Dr Kurt von Muenchausen, a respected researcher in primate neuroscience, and he said <insert made up theory as to why female primates are hard-wired to enjoy a humiliating role>"

    Better yet, make up a book name and page number too. Now that's more like it. Before anyone figured that there's no such researcher or book, you've already hand-waved a logical hole you could drive a bus through.

    Or, of course, you could actually _prove_ your point, instead of lame hand-waving and name-calling. Do you know something about neuroscience or anthropology (since that's what studies cultural evolution) that we don't? Exactly _which_ respected researcher proved that women are hard-wired to dream of being represented and treated like a disposable sex object? In which article or book? Name, ISBN and page number.

    Not that I actually expect that to happen, but eh, I'm prepared to be surprised.

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    1. Re:Ah, a troll. Not even a good one. How cute by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

      What's the problem? S/he's right. Your supposition seems to be that comics are inherently sexist. Instead of proving your point you've attacked someone that makes valid points. You've got to *know* a thing before you pass judgement on it. I don't see a lot of knowledge in any of your posts on this subject. By brushing an entire medium with broadly negative comments indicates that you are either ignorant of the medium or choosing to smear it for reasons unexplained. Not enjoying a medium doesn't make the medium invalid.

    2. Re:Ah, a troll. Not even a good one. How cute by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      My point, isn't whether I enjoy or don't enjoy comics.

      My point is that he didn't prove anything. He just threw some insults and pretentious words to "prove" a dubious point. No, sorry, I don't consider that to "prove" anything.

      I'm open to other points of view, yes. If he's got an opinion or some data to contribute to a discussion, yes, go ahead. But calling everyone names if they dare think otherwise, sorry, doesn't really make a point.

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    3. Re:Ah, a troll. Not even a good one. How cute by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "He just threw some insults and pretentious words to "prove" a dubious point."

      And you didn't? While lecturing me on how to insult morons like you on /.?

      Here's an insult: eat dick, pasty-faced twerp. You're just another big mouth on /. without a single point of your own to make.

      That make you happy, troll? Got your response you were looking for?

      Have a nice day, moron.

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    4. Re:Ah, a troll. Not even a good one. How cute by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      It's called sarcasm, in case that went over your head. The "lecture" on insulting morons was just a sarcastic way of saying "no, I'm not impressed, and not backing off just because you throw around big words and insults."

      And you still don't impress me, even with the new load of insults. No, you still haven't made any actual point.

      Actually, let me retract that: you did make one point. You did prove, just as I expected, that other than throwing pretentious sounding words and insults, you don't actually know what you're talking about. You don't actually know much about "cultural evolution" or "primate neuroscience", do you? You didn't disappoint me there.

      "You're just another big mouth on /. without a single point of your own to make."

      Which is just the point. Actual science, yes, it's usually based on someone else's point. (Even if you were a recognized authority in the field, your work wouldn't exist in a vaccuum.)

      Or briefly: science is that-a-away, personal wet fantasies are in the opposite direction.

      If the "women want to be treated like sex objects" thing is _your_ idea, come out and say so. Don't wrap it in lame pretenses that it's some scientiffic fact backed up by anthropology _and_ neuroscience.

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    5. Re:Ah, a troll. Not even a good one. How cute by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

      I don't see where you haven't done the same. Nor have you proven a point anywhere that comics are inherently sexist, despite the fact that it is obvious that is the point of view you're espousing.

  50. nope, you're wrong by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    Look at any of the studies on beauty and biological fitness. Specifically, there was research done on the changing body types over the last 60 years (as you observed), with Miss Americas and Playboy Playmates as the "focus group". An interesting finding occurred - the hip to waist ratio centered around a .7, which is indicative of healthy child bearing.

    We do select based on genetic traits.

    Another example was the strong chin in males. Stronger chins have a correlation with weaker immune systems, so the logic is that a specimen that can support the chin and be healthy has a stronger "baseline" immune system than a specimen w/o the strong jaw.

    Here's an article outlining some of my points.

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    1. Re:nope, you're wrong by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      An interesting finding occurred - the hip to waist ratio centered around a .7, which is indicative of healthy child bearing.

      This is ridiculous because women with a larger or smaller hip to waist ratio are considered sexy by some and, furthermore, they reproduce all the time.

      Just because Western mainstrteam ideas of sexiness coincides with child-rearing capability does not mean that is how we select our mates. Genuine Darwinian science understands that the species needs to have genetic variety if it is to survive population-decimating occurrences, also known as natural selection.

      Ideological appeals to certain types of beauty being reproductively beneficial are brain dead because they overlook the obvious fact that the immediate ancestors of unattractive people have reproduced just as successfully as those considered sexy and do not anticipate that those "unattractive" people will also attract mates and reproduce.

      My advice to you is to disregard scientific studies which in fact are nothing more than a repackaging of the Western-ideal of beauty.

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  51. So you expect healthy kids from a MUTANT? by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    Let me tell you a secret: There's a reason the thin models get silicone implants to have big breasts. The reason is human biology.

    There is a fundamental problem with the current brain-fucked ideal of beauty (as represented in comics too), namely anorexic with huge breasts. The problem is that it tends not to happen in normal, healthy humans. By the time the body has been forced to eat its fat reserves, or didn't have enough food to build them up in the first place, guess what? It doesn't have enough fat for big breasts either. Those reserves went too.

    The current ideal of beauty is something that deviates far enough from the biological average, or from a normal human metaboloism, to count as a _mutant_.

    So you're telling me... what? That you're expecting normal healthy kids from a _mutant_? Now I would understand a fascination with mutants in comics as a source of super-powers (after all, most super-heroes are mutants). But as a means of propagating normal human genes to healthy human offspring, it's outright idiotic.

    And as was already mentioned, this ideal is very new. In some parts of the world, as new as late 20'th century. (See recent stories about Asian girls ending up with metabolism problem and other illnesses, by starving themselves or making themselves puke, to fit the beauty ideal Hollywood raped their coutries with. Countries where until recently the idea of beauty was a slightly fat woman.)

    See, for most of human history, the beauty ideal was actually someone who by modern standards would be considered overweight. And you know the fertility figurines the cavemen made? Now those were seriously overweight.

    _That_ was the kind of shape that guaranteed survival the next time there's a famine or you catch a disease. An anorexic wife would most likely have died long before passing those genes along. Someone with fat reserves would have survived.

    And then there are other bleeps on the history radar, such as the Greeks and Romans. You may notice that those did have statues of thin women, for a change. They also had tiny breasts. In fact, the Romans are noted as having invented the bra... for the purpose of _hiding_ breasts. In effect, a strip of cloth tied over the breasts to make a woman look like she had none.

    Oops, that ideal of beauty was different from ours too.

    Or then, yes, were the Chinese, whose idea of beauty was more centred around crippled feet. A woman was apparently dead sexy for them if, before anything else, her feet were crippled to the point of barely being able to walk.

    Oops, that differs from our beauty ideal too.

    So give me a break. There is no correlation between our current _mutant_ ideal of beauty and survival in anything even vaguely resembling natural condition. And there is _no_ constant ideal through human history to suggest that somehow chasing that idea is built into the species.

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    1. Re:So you expect healthy kids from a MUTANT? by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      This argument is pointless.

      People find attractive what they find attractive and you just have to deal with it.

      This cuts both ways. There are plenty of men out there who don't live up to the sex-appeal ratio and would have equal reason to feel bitter.

      Nobody 'deserves' to be considered attractive. You are at the mercy of other people's irrational tastes. Shaming them for that doesn't change anything.

      I remember a 20/20 story a few years back that had a lineup of guys and the guys who were the tallest were rated the highest and the really short guy was ruled out even when described as rich.

    2. Re:So you expect healthy kids from a MUTANT? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Or then, yes, were the Chinese, whose idea of beauty was more centred around crippled feet. A woman was apparently dead sexy for them if, before anything else, her feet were crippled to the point of barely being able to walk.

      Only the nobility. The bound feet were a symbol of status, as in I don't need to walk because my servants will walk for me.

      That kind of thing didn't fly in the real world because everyone worked, including the women. The vast majority had the same perception of beauty as most of history, i.e. non-anorexic healthy women.

      (Back to the discussion) Perhaps I am odd, I sure don't mind looking at the anorexic models but that's as far as it goes. I wouldn't really want to be intimate with one I definitely wouldn't want one to bear my children. Except maybe Adriana Lima.

    3. Re:So you expect healthy kids from a MUTANT? by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      Why is it that everyone always brings up Chinese footbinding for female nobility (which could have been ended so easily if someone had just invented the stiletto heel) but no one ever brings up the fact of castration as a means of advancing in the Chinese government?

      I'm not really sure which is worse, but I know which I'd choose if it were me.

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    4. Re:So you expect healthy kids from a MUTANT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. Chinese, Japanese also, boobies very good --- like stupid Americans. Small feet not so good. Big feet. But bigger tits, yes. Definitely. Me like.

      Xie xie. Arigatogozaimasu.

    5. Re:So you expect healthy kids from a MUTANT? by master_p · · Score: 1

      You confuse beauty with sexyness and "sexyness" as propagated by the media. Why is it that an ugly fat woman does not turn you on? or a flubby man does not turn on a woman? it's because sex with them does not have any biological value, therefore our brains signal our body not to engage in action.

    6. Re:So you expect healthy kids from a MUTANT? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Because we were talking about footbinding somewhat within the context of the topic and not castration.

      BTW, you wouldn't choose; your gender would choose for you. If you were a female noble: footbinding. Male noble son with no chance to inherit, no aptitude at the civil exams, and no desire to join the military: castation.

      BTW, castration wasn't means of advancing in the government. It was a way out of the ghetto but not into government service, it allowed you to become a palace servant, not to advise or rule. The career of the ruling classes was merit based on the exams.

  52. What made Batman "super" ... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    While he may have trained his body to physical perfection, it was ultimately his intellect that put him in the same league with the more "conventional" superheros. This is why I think he was ultimately so successful.

    As far as other "non-super" superheros...there's

    Dick Tracy (don't look at me like that, he counts)

    Iron Fist (I think...unless someone corrects me)

    The Shadow (He achieved his power through training - I like his concept as well)

    Dr. Strange (see "the shadow" above)

    The Lone Ranger

    The Punisher

    probably a lot more, but you get the idea.

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  53. Re:IRonman was only human as well by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Iron Man is one of my favorites. Tony Stark IS one of the most human heros. He has flaws, including alcoholism, but when the chips are down, he's a true hero.

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  54. Re:Ethnicity in comics? - A rebutal involving SW by Nik+Picker · · Score: 1

    uh inst darth vaders costume BLACK .. i mean black .. i mean black .. do you see the point!

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  55. No, that's another brainfucked pseudo-science by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    There is no species which deliberately handicaps itself, and their is no case where that's necessary to curb a species' spiralling out of control.

    For starters, all species have a built in balance between available food and number of members. In most cases it involves some predator-prey relationships too.

    E.g., if too many rabbits are born, more foxes have food, which naturally curbs the rabbits' expansion. If there are less rabbits, some foxes starve.

    There is no way for a species to spiral out of control. Eventually the species will either become the main course for others, or hit the limits of its food supply.

    What most such pseudo-science theories seem to mis-represent as such are other factors which the species needed, and which are _not_ there as handicaps.

    E.g., human breasts, since you mention them are there _not_ either as handicap, nor as the "sex signal of having a butt on the chest" idiocy. They're there because that's convenient for a primate to hold its baby, and they're that size in humans because a human baby needs a _lot_ of food. The brains alone needs ridiculous quantities of proteins to even keep working. (See why the evoloution of human brain size kept step with the availability of food sources: e.g., fire allowing us to eat plants.)

    E.g., other signals (such as colours) in various species are _not_ there as a handicap, but to solve problems like finding each other. See, being well hidden from predators doesn't help that much if you also don't find a partner to mate with. Or like the kid being able to follow the mother.

    A subset of those evolved in situations where the species had no signifficant natural enemies. No, not as a way to attract more enemies, but because lack of those changed the priorities. The advantage of easier finding a mate or being easier to follow by your kids, trumped the disadvantage of being more visible to an enemy which didn't even exist.

    But noticing that would require some real science, including some healthy applying of Occam's Razor. While most such pseudo-science bullshit is just working towards a pre-set agenda: trying to rationalize why thinking with your dick instead of with your head is good. And then "facts" are twisted or outright made up to fit that pre-set conclusion.

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    1. Re:No, that's another brainfucked pseudo-science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes there is. Humans, mostly. Chinese feet, westerner breasts, aftican vaginal mutilation...

      Spiral out of control? Nile carp in aftica outcompeting every other fish. Cats in NZ. Cane Toads in Australia.

    2. Re:No, that's another brainfucked pseudo-science by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      " Yes there is. Humans, mostly. Chinese feet, westerner breasts, aftican vaginal mutilation..."

      Point well taken. I was meaning a species other than humans.

      "Spiral out of control? Nile carp in aftica outcompeting every other fish. Cats in NZ. Cane Toads in Australia."

      Yes, but for themselves there is no such thing as "we need to evolve a handicap to avoid this". Yes, they out-competed _other_ fish. This isn't a problem for them.

      They reached the equilibrium point where their numbers are just the number that the food sources can support. That's all.

      There is _no_ point for a species at this point to basically evolve in a direction that puts it at a handicap. Evolution favours mutations which make it _better_ fit for the environment, and _less_ likely to die before it has offspring.

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    3. Re:No, that's another brainfucked pseudo-science by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
      They're there because that's convenient for a primate to hold its baby, and they're that size in humans because a human baby needs a _lot_ of food.

      I'll give you the first point. As for the second, breast size has nothing to do with milk production in humans. Small breasts tend to provide as much milk as huge ones.

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    4. Re:No, that's another brainfucked pseudo-science by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      There is no species which deliberately handicaps itself

      It's not about the creature which is most likely to survive but the one who is most likely to reproduce (technically which is most likely to pass on a given gene). If some trait will cause a creature to have a 5% larger chance of dying but attracts females at a 10% greater rate then it will survive. I need to note that any disadvantages caused need to be small enough as to not affect the species as a whole (a handicap but one the species can absorb in essence).
      -Gerald S. Wilkinson and Paul Reillo showed such evolution for the stalk-eyed fly (Cyrtodiopsis dalmanni)
      -Giant antlers, potentially evolved because the directly indicate a healthy individual.
      -Passerina amoena: bird species has two subpopulations, one bright and aggressive while the other dull and passive. It seems females select for the best of either population, so in other words the selection seems to not be due to some survival probabilities.

      There is no way for a species to spiral out of control. Eventually the species will either become the main course for others, or hit the limits of its food supply.

      Please learn to read next time, spiral out of control was not used for population size and I never indicated so. I was talking in terms of a feature getting more and more pronounced, ie: spiraling out of control. And yes it would either stop once it became too disadvantageous or once it caused the species to go extinct.

      What most such pseudo-science theories seem to mis-represent as such are other factors which the species needed, and which are _not_ there as handicaps.

      If you wish to debate this issue you can contact the people who came up with the following:

      - Zahavi's handicap principle (http://octavia.zoology.washington.edu/handicap/ha ndicap_principle.html)
      - Grafen's model (http://octavia.zoology.washington.edu/handicap/ty pes_of_handicap.html)
      -Runaway selection (proposed by Ronald Fisher)

      E.g., human breasts, since you mention them are there _not_ either as handicap, nor as the "sex signal of having a butt on the chest" idiocy. They're there because that's convenient for a primate to hold its baby, and they're that size in humans because a human baby needs a _lot_ of food. The brains alone needs ridiculous quantities of proteins to even keep working. (See why the evoloution of human brain size kept step with the availability of food sources: e.g., fire allowing us to eat plants.)

      Fire allowed us to eat meat I believe but that another point. And as someone mentioned breast size has jack shit to do with milk production as all that extra mass is fat not mammary glands. There is a reason tiny asian woman who are flat as airport runways can successfully have kids. By your logic everyone would have decently sized breasts however that is not true. As I said, other primates do not have such large breasts and they also carry their children.

      Humans were very good at surviving so small handicaps could be accumulated without endangering their survival.

      E.g., other signals (such as colours) in various species are _not_ there as a handicap, but to solve problems like finding each other. See, being well hidden from predators doesn't help that much if you also don't find a partner to mate with. Or like the kid being able to follow the mother.

      And yet some of those colors are quite flamboyant aren't they? Your logic only works u to a point, especially since coloring varies greatly among birds and many are decently well hidden.

  56. Batman DOES have a special power! by zeus_tfc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have repeatedly said that the whole "Batman is a normal joe without superpowers" thing is BS. Batman DOES have powers. He has the absolute best powers a person can have! THE POWERS OF UNLIMITED FUNDING!

    Do you want to drop of the face of the earth and learn with the best martial arts masters? No problem, the trust fund will keep up the house and pay the help as you vacation in Asia.

    Do you want a nifty belt that has time warping effects so you can pull an elephant out of your pocket? No problem, you can pay for the design, developement and implimentation.

    Do you want a jet that has super-stealth technology that not even the military has? Not a problem, you own a military research company.

    Do you want an orbital weapons platform complete with dormitory for thousands of superheros? No worries, it's not even a drop in the bucket for your R&D budget.

    Yeah, Batman has no special powers. Sure he doesn't.

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    1. Re:Batman DOES have a special power! by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      You only listed all the reasons Batman doesn't actually exist in the real world, but none of them are as implausible as typical superpowers. There are sound scientific reasons why it is absolutely impossible for a human to fly unassisted, shoot lasers out of his eyes, pick up a cruise ship with his bare hands, vibrate through walls, or any of a dozen other typical feats. There is no reason why one man could not be one of the top martial artists in the world, or carry a good deal of concealed equipment on his person, or own a high-performance aircraft. The barriers to all of Batman's abilities could theoretically be lifted (even if not by you or me), the barriers to Superman's cannot.

  57. One Counterpoint by mdarksbane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I realized this during a Women's Studies writing course I had to take - despite the objectification, comics and shows written for men show much stronger female characters than anything written for women.

    Think about it - the female lead in almost any comic book, despite being terrible underdressed and having boobs the size of torpedoes, is an independent, intelligent equal whom works with the super-heroes as a team, or works on her own. Female villains are almost always the most dangerous due to their ability to outsmart the superheroes and charm to them their advantage.

    Aside from the spandex, comic-book women are almost *exactly* the stereotype of the strong-minded, independent women that feminists are always saying women want to look up to!

    Compare this to almost any show designed for girls, where the role models are concerned with dresses, flowers, and relationships and whose major plot revolves around getting her man despite the other girls after him. The women there are almost entirely submissive and domestic. Even if they are high-powered businesswomen, they are never happy until they meet mister right and have a ridiculously overcomplicated relationship with him that is generally spoiled due to their own weakness and pettiness, but is eventually saved because he is willing to put up with them.

    I know which things I'd rather have my daughter reading. My guess is that nerds, who value intellectual discourse so much, actually *want* a woman who is an equal, whereas society really doesn't.

  58. What you DIDn't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was that the event will be secretly taped for the upcoming movie 'The Watchmen', so wash off those bloodstains (or cheesestains) and make sure you give them the jutted jaw angle at all times.

  59. Understanding by base_chakra · · Score: 1

    Why not just leave it at being entertainment.
    Making it a science takes all the fun away.


    Being involved in cultural studies, I've noticed that some people tend to consider any analysis to be overanalysis. To some extent, I can sympathize with this point of view (I've often said, "You can't dissect something without killing it").

    However, ad hoc, I can't distill for you enough of what cultural analysis is about in order to convince you that comic books are not, and never will be, just about entertainment.

    But, at least consider that cultural studies (i.e., Comparitive Studies), are ultimately about self understanding. Comic book superheroes and plots may seem innocuous, but myths and popular fictions--and the ways in which they're presented--speak volumes about us. They serve a function; they fulfill needs. That function transcends entertainment by (super) leaps and bounds.

  60. christian superheroes? by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    But the stories are nothing like say christianity
    I don't get what you mean.

    (A note to those following this: I'm not trying to present a view of Christian faith in order to proselytise or to disturb any faith you hold. I just want to get what Kjella's on about.)

    Are you saying that these stories don't have comparable super-characters in the Christian writings? If we consider the cultural background of Christianity, we find its myth is the cultural history of another people-group (this is only one of many ways to characterise the Bible). There is mention of super-men before the Flood story of Genesis and before the wandering people of Isreal took Palestine; Samson is another "impossible super-hero" and King David's battles also pick up -- within the text itself -- a sense of oversized worship for the hero himself.

    (We could argue that this is because of the people who wrote the stories; that's another discussion at a different place. I want to talk about the anti-heroic Jesus Christ.)

    Kjella, do you mean that the Jesus who, in Albert Schweitzer's words, "dreamed the impossible dream of the kingdom, bringing about the end of world history. When this did not happen, and the great wheel of history refused to turn, he threw himself upon it, was crushed in the process, but succeeded in turning it none the less."

    That statement kind of makes Jesus look like quite an impressive villain from a graphic novel...

    1. Re:christian superheroes? by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      I don't know if he's going to get back to you but I think possibly what means is that in Norse mythology the characters are more powerful than us (stronger, mightier, immortal etc) but aren't actually "better" in a moral sense, they make terrible errors of judgement almost constantly. There is not necessarily that much to be emulated or otherwise learned from. I seem to recall the perennial bad-boy Loki incurs practically everyone's wrath but always ends up surviving the fallout right up until Ragnarok, the Norse apocalypse myth. The only moral message available appears to be that its only a crime if you get caught.

      The Christian God's influence on the world however is usually to lead people toward being very much our 'superiors' in the moral sense or to punish them for bad judgement and from these different object lessons the reader could learn to live in a Godly and morally upright manner. Even in the case of Jesus my reading of the New Testament is that his 'super powers' as it were play second fiddle to his moral and ethical judgement, which is something we are encouraged to emulate as far as possible. He can raise the dead and feed the five thousand but its the bravery, humility, kindness and love that are the important part.

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  61. Re:children by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    Technicially, it's not advantageous for the woman or the man, but for the DNA inside of their cells.

    " I'm not saying that there's no advantage. But it's not as advantageous for women as it is for men."

    This is slashdot, you know. There are some science geeks that hang around here. Do you have any numbers to back up this claim?

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  62. Re:children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A man is capable of having children with multiple women. For a woman to do the opposite is not as advantageous.

    It is if the woman can keep it a secret. In many species, including humans, females will mate with other males while their partner is otherwise engaged. That way they vary the genetic mix of their children, while still keeping a male partner to look after them.


    Either way, its morally wrong to engage in such behavior. But then this is the Jerry Springer generation so I guess its considered 'normal' and 'ok' to do such things. :(

  63. Am I the only one? by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who misread the first part of the title??? At first I thought "I bet this strikes fear in the heart of Alter Boys everywhere!" Then I read the rest of the title.

  64. Re:too obscure? - I miss The Tick & TEMBWBAM ; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought they were releasing it but with 'rok muzak' dubbed in place of the great rock'n'roll for just this reason. Hell in a handbasket...

  65. Your latin tagline by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 1

    The slashdot fortune cookie that I received upon reading your tract should be your new tagline. It is latin, so people will be awed at your brilliance.

    SEMPER UBI SUB UBI
    Always where under where

    On a discussion note:

    Are you trying to emulate Discordianism or is this a case of a philosophy whose time has come?

    1. Re:Your latin tagline by hey! · · Score: 1

      Discordians presuppose that the world is actually chaos, confusion and disorder that we veil with a thin sheet of order and stability.

      I understand the appeal of this philosophy, but at it's root it is clearly corrupt. Without meaning, how can there be irony? If there is no irony, how can we show everyone how clever we are?

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  66. Making superheroes by Create+an+Account · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if someone would just kill Bill Gates in front of his kids, we could look forward to a couple of decades of kick-ass crimefighting.

  67. good in bed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I misread the content of your post. I thought you said that all /. geeks were good in bed.

  68. Wrong conference WARNING by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Please keep a large banner saying "No, this is NOT the time traveler's conference, thank you".

    Because, with all those outfits, the people we invited could get confused, youknow.

  69. That poor strawwoman by xappax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You sure knocked her down good!

    Unfortunately, it seems that you see feminism less as a complex and nuanced socio-political critique, and more as the aggregation of opinions you've read in Cosmopolitan and/or heard women talk about.

    It may be a waste of time to try to explain, but for the sake of those who may have read your comment and thought "Hey, yeah! What business does she have making me hold the door? I'M oppressed!", here goes:

    You must not have had many relationships... Not meant as in insult, it's just that any man whose been in relationships with women know that this is completely false.

    Just because your wife can make you do the dishes does not mean that women as a global class are empowered. This is the kind of folsky wisdom that is hilarious when it's in a "Cathy" comic, but when applied to reality, it's a dangerous denial of the fact that:
    "as many as 95% of domestic violence perpetrators are male.
    A Report of the Violence against Women Research Strategic Planning Workshop sponsored by the National Institute of Justice in cooperation with the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, 1995."
    (according to http://www.abanet.org/domviol/stats.html)

    Ahhh yes, bringing about equality through inequality. "I WANT TO BE TREATED THE SAME AS A MAN! NOW HOLD THAT DOOR OPEN FOR ME!"

    Most women (I would claim the vast majority) would gladly pick "Not being objectified, cat-called, occasionally terrorized, and generally humiliated based on my gender" over "Not having to open doors or pay for dinner". I'm not saying that some women don't want it both ways (and who can blame them? I like it when someone pays for my dinner, too!), but that gets back to the fact that you don't seem to have a very clear understanding of what feminists really want, as opposed to what some random women you know want.

    There's a lot of FUD surrounding gender issues, mainly because everyone thinks they understand "men" and "women" as social classes based solely on their own interpersonal experience.

    It's a lot bigger than that.

    1. Re:That poor strawwoman by databyss · · Score: 1

      Excellent comments.

      First off, I wasn't attempting to knock him/her down. I don't know that who I was talking to was a woman, I assumed they were male from a previous comment they had made.

      "Just because your wife can make you do the dishes does not mean that women as a global class are empowered. This is the kind of folsky wisdom that is hilarious when it's in a "Cathy" comic, but when applied to reality, it's a dangerous denial"

      I'm not married, and Cathy is a horrible excuse for a comic. I wasn't implying that women don't have a hard time in aspects of todays society and especially in some cultures, but I think society in general has moved forward much faster than some believe. I'm sure that's mostly politics though... squeaky wheel gets the grease and all.

      "as many as 95% of domestic violence perpetrators are male"

      Great statistic, it shows that many men are short tempered dicks and that too many women stay in abusive relationships. Although, it doesn't account for the men whom are too embarassed to report violence against them, I doubt they would change the figure much... maybe closer to 90%.

      "Most women (I would claim the vast majority) would gladly pick 'Not being objectified, cat-called, occasionally terrorized, and generally humiliated based on my gender'"

      Again, I say that being thought of sexually isn't objectification. I think of my girlfriend sexually, yet not as an object.

      Maybe that's just me and how I was raised, sex is something people do together, not something somebody does on somebody else. Thinking of somebody sexually makes me want to engage in activities with them, not on them.

      I think that idea is based on long time standards of male dominance where their satisfaction was key and a womans role was subservient. I think it's safe to say that, for the most part, sex isn't a man acting upon a woman anymore.

      "that gets back to the fact that you don't seem to have a very clear understanding of what feminists really want, as opposed to what some random women you know want."

      On the contrary, I had the esteemed pleasure to have http://orion.njit.edu/merlin/people/ricki/ as a professor. If you look through her publication list, you'll see she is very focused on the area of gender bias. I think the amount of papers I've read on the issue and discussions give me a good basis on what feminism is about.

      You'll find that equity through inequality is a major theme supported by feminism. Much like affirmative action. Where the historically subservient class is given an advantage over the historically ruling class.

      My personal opinion is that this method doesn't work. But I have no evidence for or against that.

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  70. Melbourne, huh? by Alan+Livingston · · Score: 1

    I expect the University of Kansas Jailbirds will be holding something similar, soon.

  71. Why isn't Manga discussed at these symposiums? by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 1

    I recall reading a statistic 70% of all printed works in Japan are manga. Yes, most of it isn't about superheroes, but a good, large enough percentage is, and it should be noticed by these people speaking.

    Manga is definitely changing the expectations the average comic book reader has even in the US with the advent of anime, which in many cases directly adapt manga series.

    1. Re:Why isn't Manga discussed at these symposiums? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      it looks like this is going to discuss the western culture of superheroes, from Beowulf to Superman. An exploration of Manga would have to be looked at from Asian tradition, examining Japanese legends and folklore and comparing it something like Gundam or Akira would pretty cool, but beyond the scope of this conference

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  72. Re:children by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    King Moulay Ismail the Bloodthirsty, a medieval despot of Morocco, sired over 800 children by the women in his harem, and the first emperor of China, around 3000 years ago, was reputed to have sired even more through his much larger harem (Betzig, 1986). By contrast, the world record for a woman is 69 children, many of which were triplets (Daly & Wilson, 1983). Even under relatively egalitarian tribal conditions, some men can father several dozen children by several different women, whereas no woman bears more than 10 or so children (Chagnon, 1983).

    Thus, a man's reproductive success generally increases with his number of sexual partners (in the absence of contraception), whereas a woman reaches her reproductive limit rather quickly as her number of sexual partners increases. This is because males can opt out of parental investment in a way that women cannot -- nature can't enforce child support laws any better than modern governments. Of course, women under ancestral conditions probably used abortion and infanticide to avoid maternal investment during difficult times (see Hausfater & Hrdy, 1984), but they could not induce another woman to bear a child for them. Maternal investment was obligatory in hominids; paternal investment was not.


    http://www.unm.edu/~psych/faculty/mate_choice.htm

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  73. no no no by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The .7 ratio is a ratio that is conducive to survival of the mother and fetus in child-birth. It's birth-cavity stuff, not just "they're hot".

    If the mother survives and will reproduce again, that is certainly a factor of evolution. More offspring == better survival chances for the species.

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    1. Re:no no no by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      he .7 ratio is a ratio that is conducive to survival of the mother and fetus in child-birth. It's birth-cavity stuff, not just "they're hot"

      You are completely incoherent. If the .7 ratio is an attractive feature it is an attractive feature, no? I understand that this feature also happens to be reproductively beneficial. However, you are not considering the substance of my grandparent (to this) post which is women with, say, .5 ratio of hip to waist reproduce just as successfully. Reproductive success is not correlated with attractiveness whatsover is my point.

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    2. Re:no no no by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
      I thought I made it clear that a ratio that diverges from the .7 has negative implications on survivability of the fetus or the mother. Therefore, the ratio (which is the ratio that is consistently found in playmates/miss am candidates) is conducive to reproduction.

      And a .5 ratio doesn't reproduce as successfully. She might reproduce successfully (particularly with advances like the Caesarian). Just like I might win a game of pickup basketball 1v1. The odds are not favorable, however.

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    3. Re:no no no by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      No, I quite understand that "the ratio (which is the ratio that is consistently found in playmates/miss am candidates) is conducive to reproduction."

      What I wonder is what part of "everyone else in the world who DOES NOT HAVE this ratio has still manages to reproduce successfully" don't you understand. The idea of sexual attractiveness has no bearing on (the odds of) successful reproduction.

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  74. No arguments there by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    "People find attractive what they find attractive and you just have to deal with it."

    No arguments there. We can aggree there very quickly.

    But that wasn't the point. The point is merely that there is no such thing as "see, there's this darwinistic hard-wired built-in ideal of beauty, which is the perfect body shape to bear healthy children." The current mutant idea of beauty, yes, it's what it is, and we all just have to deal with it. But built-in or having _any_ darwinistic advantage (considering that it's opposite to what humans and human physiology evolved to) it isn't.

    That's all I'm saying :)

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  75. Sounds like a super-hero story by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I've read a dozen comics and seen a dozen movies where that was the plot. Just shows that Samson should have read the Evil Overlord's List ;)

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  76. Skin? by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    I think his real name was Angelo Espinoza or somesuch, was codenamed Skin and was a member of Generation X. You sound like a dead ringer for him. Gray skin, ethnic, narrow shoulders, flabby physique... (well, in his case, 6 feet of extra skin which had a tendency to bunch and fold in a way that made him generally look like he was melting unless he took great care to "suck it in." Congratulations! You've achieved superhero looks!

    Seriously though, Marvel seems to not have too many problems in, at least, making their male superheros not always paragons of good looks. The females, on the other hand... short of the Morlocks (which had their share of stunning good looks), there aren't many ugly female superheroines. ^_^ Reminds me of a semi-serious article I saw once postulating that the mutant physiology resulted in no overweight mutants outside of those whose powers tended that way. Essentially, if you look at the massive amounts of energy these people expend or simply put out, they must be eating like horses just to keep from wasting away. Which, of course, doesn't entirely explain the large breasts, although the fact that they must be mainly muscle tissue explains their defiance of gravity...

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  77. Re:yeah baby YEAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'cause I'm the Midnight Bomber,baby , what bombs at midnight!

    The Tick deserves a movie. It's a shame the live series fell on dud veiwers. Pat Warburton was the perfect choice for actor.

    Personally, I think the times call for an Elric figure, the quintessential anti-hero, and iconic of utter paradigm shift.

  78. Re:too obscure? - I miss The Tick & TEMBWBAM ; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    be just and fear not, The Tick(anim.) is available on DVD, NOW. I simply Googled and found it cheap, the whole series. so I sez to these guys I sez

    groovy

  79. Re:children by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    OK, so a few sultans can father potentially dozens of children. What about all the other guys in the tribe? How many of the women in the tribe are getting their 10 babies used up on one guy? Can that single guy provide for his 100s of children?

    In a situation where you have a women with ~10 children from, say, 3-4 different fathers, don't those women have more male resources to draw on (for food and protection) to care for the children? (assuming that men may not be certain about paternity, or that the mother will share equally resources provided by one or more children's father).

    I think the real numbers we need to look at is the reproductive success of those children.

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  80. Hey, don't forget Green Arrow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well now, let's not forget the OTHER costumed Vigilante from DC.

    Green Arrow is even less trained then Bats - He only started in his 20's, not his teens like Bats. He was a playboy, but had to struggle to survive after a plane crash. He learned to use the Bow and Arrow to survive.

    Unlike Bats, Arrow was actually changed. While Batman has basically been the same person sence age 8, Oliver Queen grew a concious. He grew angry with the treatment of other people - and himself, after he lost his wealth. We see the best reflections in the GL/GA crossovers of the 70's. His selfless death, combined with (IMHO) the best Post-Crisis revival of any second-tier hero really got my addicted to his story.

    But I digress. Arrow's been a long-time favorite, and while he's not the fighter that Batman is, I think he's much more interesting character.

    Still Bats is more interesting then 90% of Marvel. God I frigging hate Marvel Comics.

  81. Your own straw wo/man by destroy_all_monsters · · Score: 1

    Feminism isn't a nuanced socio-political critique and attacking databyss on this point shows that you're merely trying to frame the argument in such a way as to get your agenda across.
    Feminism is and can be many things but in practice it is: an ideology, a socio-political agenda to advance the rights of (genetic) women, and a belief system much like a religion that appears to hold women as victims above all else/others.In some hands it is even a human and civil rights struggle.However, given the level of oppression in thought and of others (treatment of bisexual women, transgenders and men)I don't see feminism as the paragon of virtue you apparently do.

    You're jumping all over the place here. Just how you get from one person's personal experiences to extrapolating an entirely specious statistic (Did you not read what the project was about? It isn't about Domestic Violence in general) is a leap of logic (by way of a particularly horrible comic strip) that defies description.
    You have not credibly shown by your comments that women as a class are disempowered. You have also not credibly proven that women haven't in some form or fashion chosen these roles even if true (I clearly remember times when women were chastized for raising children ,whether they stayed home or not, rather than join the workforce full time).
    Additionally there is no possible way that any reasonable accounting of domestic violence not account for: male on male, female on female and female on male (and this isn't even taking into account transgender and intersexed people) violence making any commentary on a mythic 95% entirely suspect.Certainly when those other potentials are eliminated (and they haven't been explored in general amongst U.S. studies).While you're formulating your response I offer these links to other positions on domestic violence:
    http://www.mensrights.com.au/page13q.htm http://www.mensrights.com.au/page13c.htm http://www.dvmen.org/dv-28.htm http://www.crimereduction.gov.uk/domesticviolence4 2.htm http://www.batteredmen.com/batfact.htm http://www.dvmen.org/dv-32.htm#pgfId-1353321 http://www.csulb.edu/~mfiebert/assault.htm http://www.teamcares.org/alternative_abuse.html http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/whodv.html http://www.wyrdsmiths.com/index.php?fid=lawrdv

    Where are most women generally humiliated? Unless this is the case in Podunk, Arkansas I don't see it. I also don't see how it is that women don't objectify or attempt to enforce their own versions of "appropriate" gender roles. I've certainly seen it often enough.

    First of all databyss never said he knew what feminists want. Heck, I'd argue that feminists don't know what feminists want. By stating that you know what "feminists" want is to state that there is a single unifying delineation of what feminism means and stands for. Despite the attempts of many to have the "one true feminism" there's a great deal of debate on what those goals should be. I'd argue that your "feminists" are merely a different selection of random women than databyss's. Still, nice of you to excuse women wanting to have it both ways

    "There's a lot of FUD surrounding gender issues, mainly because everyone thinks they understand "men" and "women" as social classes based solely on their own interpersonal experience."

    There is indeed a lot of FUD surrounding gender (or rather in this case - sex)issues and you're contributing

  82. Re:children by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    This is about 'reproductive success' not morality.

    A person can say that torture is effective in warfare. That doesn't make it right.

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  83. Re:children by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Can that single guy provide for his 100s of children?

    That's often the case with harems.
    But guys more often use more than one pattern. i.e.
    Sleep with as many people as you can when you're young and have few resources. Marry, enforce your paternity and provide for children when you're older.

    OK, so a few sultans can father potentially dozens of children. What about all the other guys in the tribe?

    What about them?
    Male reproductive success has higher variation than female reproductive success, which is the point I was trying to make.

    How many of the women in the tribe are getting their 10 babies used up on one guy?

    I don't know. I'm pointing out that the upper limit is lower for women. There are a few male outliers who are very reproductivly successful, and will dramatically increase the variation of reproductive success between men and women.

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  84. Which ones? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I was thinking V for Vendetta, Cerebus (though Dave Sim has other issues with women), Sandman and Bone. What were you thinking of, for comics not involving big-titted naked ladies?

    Oh, and especially Sandman Mystery Theater. Nobody's particularly good-looking in that.

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    1. Re:Which ones? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Cerebus is really not a book I would bring up for trying to prove that not all comics contain ridiculous attitudes toward women; while Cerebus doesn't contain the ones with the chests, Dave Sim is a misogynist without compare. (I still enjoy the early part of the series, but damn that man needs therapy.)

      Like I said above, Finder, Whiteout, anything by Daniel Clowes, Doom Patrol as penned by Grant Morrison, and The Filth all have women who just, you know, look like women.

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  85. And... ? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Not to give credence to the original commenter, but now that you've tooted your own horn to such an extent, aren't you going to grace us with your own theory?

    Kinda seems like your comment stopped mid-think.

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  86. Nerfed heroes. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I heartily concur with your comments about the Superman/Batman dichotomy. Superman is a tool; he's a gullible fool ready to swallow whichever ideology gets to him first. (For a rather well-done example, read Superman: Red Son, where Superman lands 12 hours later/earlier, crashes into the verdant farmlands of the central Ukraine; he grows up to defend truth, justice and the expansion of the Warsaw Pact. Bonus points for having Batman be a Russian terrorist fighting Superman's police state in a furry hat that somehow still has bat-ears.)

    See, my idea is that heroes need to be nerfed. Star Trek ran into this problem, and had to pretend that lots of overpowered tech simply ceased to exist. Likewise, Superman has to be nerfed by making him exceedingly stupid, gullible, etc. Which is why Batman---who requires little to no nerfing, being a simple meat-and-water human like the rest of us---is so much more interesting. Well, when done right.

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  87. Genetics and social structures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Societies with large reproductive opportunities for a few men like Sultans and not much for other men tend to be less successful and less stable (go figure) over time. The increased opportunities every generation from stable single-family societies tend to add up over generations from this model.

    Women certainly CAN find kids with other men besides their mates, but they run the risk of losing the man's support if he suspects the family's children are not his own, and just as importantly the man's extended family. The same goes true for the theory that men are bio-evolutionarily programmed to kill unfaithful wives; this incurs the wrath of the other family, and kills the primary caregiver of any existing children which may be his.

    Moreover, marriage is NOT just for procreation, but also companionship which is damn important for social animals like us humans. There are important checks to unfaithfulness on both parties; and as economic disparities between the sexes are flattened it seems men have powerful incentives not stray as well.

    Over time, societies that encourage single family faithful partners that invest lots of resources in children tend to be the most successful and outcompete tribal, sultanate, polygamous, polyandrous, and other weird types of societies that just don't cut it in the modern world.

  88. Societal strategies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even with limited government safety nets (which is very limited and very recent); marriage and monogamy is the proven success for economic advancement and general comfort and emotional support in a complex and fast paced society.

    We are not hunter-gatherers on some plain in Africa, getting picked off by lions and leopards and hyenas. Marriage and faithfulness have real economic and social advantages.

    The "clothes might come right off" some 20 year old girl on Spring Break, but it's pretty damn unlikely that the same girl at 30 would risk her marriage and social, economic, and emotional future for some meaningless hookup (or guy either); as long as the risk was real.

    People are generally pretty good at mitigating risks and optimizing success. Long term relationships are one of those success strategies. Chimps may be close genetically but their societies are not even a thousandth of our complexity and dynamism.

  89. Just for fun by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

    Actually, what you say re-enforces my argument

    I'm going to give you one example (there are many more) that proves sexual attraction has little to do with reproductive capacity: bestiality. All arguments which suggest sexual attraction in human beings is about reproduction are wrong. Humans are weird that way.

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    1. Re:Just for fun by master_p · · Score: 1

      The output of sexuality is a product of brain processing of many variables: mood, psychological traumas and complexes, stereotypes etc. I am talking about the input: a fit body promises better sex and thus better genes and thus better chances of survival. Between the input and output, a whole lot of processing in the brain may produce weird results.

  90. Re:children by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    "I'm pointing out that the upper limit is lower for women. There are a few male outliers who are very reproductivly successful, and will dramatically increase the variation of reproductive success between men and women."

    It seems that you're overlooking the fact that the women's upper limit also apply to men. What I mean is that men don't have an infinite supply of women; each women that he mates with has this upper limit. So, if you take a guy that has hundreds of children, he's 'using up' the potential children of other males. So a guy has an upper limit of the aggregate upper limits of all potential females.

    I think the discussion needs to look at the entire pool of potentially mateable men and women, over several generations. If one guy is impregnating all the women, and this occurs over succcessive generations, then soon you have very inbred people.

    Yes, there are a few instances of harems around the world. But, there are some animals which *always* have a harem -- I think, for instance, lions and gorillas. There are one or two males to have access to all the females and impregnate all of them. When a new male comes into power, he kill s all of the immature offspring of other males. But, *people don't do this consistently*.

    Another social arrangement is lifetime monogamy. I think this is another ideal that doesn't match reality.

    I think the 'natural' human situation is much like it is today with 'mixed marriages' (yours, mine, and ours) -- both parents will have children with 2-3 partners.

    High class society strives for lifetime monogamy. Middle class, which is a relatively recent development in human society, used to strive for that, but I think in modern day Europe and America, it's more like children with 2-3 partners. And, of course, the 'low' class has always been 'yours, mine, and ours'.

    So yes, in some societies, you see wealthy members with harems, or lifetime monogamy, but I think that is an expensive social structure to maintain. (Royalty have gone to great lengths to maintain the perception of lifetime monogamy, when that isn't always the case). I think biologically, humans have children with 1, 2 or 3 partners. Harems or monogamous relationships can be maintained by the wealthy, but they have to be actively maintained or they will break down into the natural human setup. You know, harem owners will share their harems with relatives and close friends -- and if the harem owner hits hard times, he can be bailed out by relatives and friends, probably in exchange for women. And I'm sure you know how monogamies break up.

    Anyways, if you look at people as biological organism, we don't have queens and workers, we don't have male-dominated harems. We have children with 1, 2, or 3 partners. If you ask people they might *say* you shoud have a harem or a life-long monogamy, but the ideal is the exception.

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  91. Re:children by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    So a guy has an upper limit of the aggregate upper limits of all potential females.

    True, but that's still considerably higher than the upper limit for women.

    It's this upper limit that I'm focusing on. The top 1% of children for men, vs. women. Think "Magic Johnson" having sex with 1000 women. How many kids might he have had from those liasons? I have no clue. Probably a few, since he didn't seem to be using protection.

    I realize that there are all kinds of complex patters for the lower 99% of men and women and I agree with what you've said about classes. I also realize that harems with 600 children may not be all of the harem master, even if it's his harem. Even if he doesn't intend to share.

    I was trying to point out the fact that men and women have different strategies, on the average. Sure, there's overlap. Strategies are not widely divergent. But they're not identical either. And in a culture where people are supposed to be equal and identical, somtimes that kind of comment gets a lot of negative feedback.

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  92. Re:children by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    "I was trying to point out the fact that men and women have different strategies, on the average. Sure, there's overlap. Strategies are not widely divergent. But they're not identical either. And in a culture where people are supposed to be equal and identical, somtimes that kind of comment gets a lot of negative feedback."

    Now I understand your point. You are correct. Men and women do have different strategies, and it is due to the upper limit of their reproductive capabilities.

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