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  1. Re:NRA sedition^H^H^H patriotism on "Terrorist" Lyrics Land High Schooler In Jail · · Score: 2

    A couple questions:
    When in US history has the government been taken over by rogue elements?...

    Every couple of years sometime in early November.

    Okay, technically the following January.

    Although I think it used to be March.

  2. Re: Good on Florida Supreme Court Rules Police Need Warrant To Search Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    "...a heterosexual union was the best chance for a stable environment to reproduce and raise up children who would yield future positive contributions to that state..."

    Well, it's the best bet for the reproduction part, but the rest is a crapshoot.

  3. Re:all part of the big ploy? on Google Formally Puts Palestine On Virtual Map · · Score: 4, Funny

    No Illuminati, no Knights Templar, no Free Masons, no Opus Dei, no Rosicrucians.

    And you expect us to believe there's an actual conspiracy?

  4. Re: Good on Florida Supreme Court Rules Police Need Warrant To Search Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    Marriage was a religious thing long before it became a government thing.

    Marriage was a thing when the religious leaders were the government.

    Or when government was the religious leader (and enforcer).

  5. Re:A win for me! on Florida Supreme Court Rules Police Need Warrant To Search Cell Phones · · Score: 2

    But it's Florida. Don't you have to take a sanity test and fail it before you're allowed to move there?

    Moving there voluntarily counts as the test.

    (actually I've never been there, and don't know enough about it to pass judgement)

  6. Professor Milgram... on Get Zapped While Playing Video Games · · Score: 1

    ...claims prior art.

  7. Re:Hes not a congressman on Politician Wants Sci-fi To Be Mandatory In School · · Score: 1

    Hes a West Virginia state legislator

    Perhaps a bit of grammar and punctuation as well.

    Is there "precendence" for that?

    http://entertainment.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3692373&cid=43567367

  8. Several stories about this scam... on Kenya Police: Our Fake Bomb Detectors Are Real · · Score: 1

    ...a while back at http://viewfromll2.com/

    as well as some other interesting articles if you're into lawyer stuff.

  9. Re:Can you stop the 24/7 coverage now? on A Critique of the Boston Bombing News Coverage (Video) · · Score: 1

    Hope your cousin makes full recovery and does so soon.

    Were you previously Will in Seattle around here?

  10. Re:Wow on FBI Releases Boston Bombing Suspect Images/Videos · · Score: 1

    To be fair to them, plenty of other sites picked out everyone with a backpack except those two as well.

  11. Re:Make sure your grammar are correct on Maintaining a Publicly Available Blacklist - Mechanisms and Principles · · Score: 1

    "
    Make sure your grammar are correct (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on Sun Apr 14, '13 06:19 PM (#43447801)

    in addition to making sure your data is accurate."

    Well played, sir or madam, well played indeed!

    (even if you did beat me to it--grumble, grumble, grumble)

    Remember boys and girls, data 'R' plural, just like media.

  12. Re:Reddit on Soyuz Breaks Speed Record To ISS · · Score: 1

    Though I understand, would a kitteh every now and then really be such a bad thing?

    I'd think a little pussy every now and then would be preferable.

  13. If only we could convince... on Cyber-Terrorists Attacking U.S. Banks Are Well-Funded · · Score: 1

    ...the cyber-fundamentalists that North Korea is behind that movie.

    I mean, they're godless communists, right?

  14. Re:Maybe... on USPS Discriminates Against 'Atheist' Merchandise · · Score: 1

    Maybe God hates USPS.

    So God really is a Republican?

  15. So it wasn't just the Police Squad guy... on The Nielsen Family Is Dead · · Score: 1

    ...but the rest of his relatives as well?

  16. This could be very dangerous! on Obama Administration To Allow All Spy Agencies To Scour Americans' Finances · · Score: 1

    If they look at my financial records they could be so overcome with laughter that they are unable to continue doing their jobs.

    Or breathing.

  17. Re:reboot? on Lucas Says Ford, Fisher and Hamill May Return For Next Star Wars · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I couldn't watch the new Star Trek due to all the artificially inserted lens flares. And after I pointed them out to my roommate, they insisted we shut off the movie. It's like the first time someone points out blocky compression artifacts in dark colors to you on your new big screen pumping out "HD" cable. It's all you can see after that.

    Really? It's the lens flares that made it bad for you? Not the plot? Not the gaping deviations from canon? Not the ridiculous way that the captaincy is handed around based on who's in the turbolift, rather than who has the rank/seniority? It was the lens flares? Seriously?

    Just think of them as the icing on the urinal cake that was Star Trek 90210.

  18. Re:Who? on Lucas Says Ford, Fisher and Hamill May Return For Next Star Wars · · Score: 1

    They're talking about Lea Thompson...

    Well, she does have experience in George Lucas films already.

  19. Re:reboot? on Lucas Says Ford, Fisher and Hamill May Return For Next Star Wars · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The only advantage Abrams would have is that it would be hard to make it worse."

    Do not underestimate the power of lens flares.

  20. "Where can I get... on Cablevision Suing Viacom Over Cable Bundling · · Score: 1

    ... my "Kill your TV" bumper sticker?" "

    What I want is a "Strangle your cable company" sticker.

    The TV's not the one doing me wrong.

  21. Re:Cablevision on Cablevision Suing Viacom Over Cable Bundling · · Score: 1

    ...Though to be fair, when they show their Michael Bolton ad, it brings me to the TV.)

    Does this ad perchance feature Percy Sledge reaching down Bolton's throat and ripping his lungs out?

    That would be TV worth paying for.

  22. Re:I haven't had trouble on Cablevision Suing Viacom Over Cable Bundling · · Score: 1

    People with no TVs spend a lot of time and effort pointing out that they do not have a TV....

    I bet you are a blast to hang with at a social event. Between you, the person that ran a marathon, the person that rescued a pet from a shelter, and a vegan, I don't know who would be worse.

    Well, obviously the marathon running vegan who took the rescued pet home to their TV-less house which was built entirely of recycled soda cans and bottles.

    And don't forget to ask them about the solar panels and windmill.

  23. Re:reluctant? on Cablevision Suing Viacom Over Cable Bundling · · Score: 1

    ... So while my TV hasn't been on in 2 days My cable box has been recording a show.(yea just one there is only one Between Wedensday and Saturday that I care enough to keep up with)....

    Of course.

    The others you care about will all be scheduled at the same time on the same night on several different channels.

  24. Re:reluctant? on Cablevision Suing Viacom Over Cable Bundling · · Score: 1

    I don't always pay, but not by choice. HBO won't take my money.

    Does your money have cooties? Is it Nazi war loot? Businesses usually like money, and they usually prefer more money to less money. What do they find so offputting about yours?

  25. Re:rape trigger? etc on Controversy Over Violet Blue's Harm Reduction Talk · · Score: 1

    I would think that some, at least, of the misunderstanding comes from the term "rape trigger" sounding like something that could induce one to commit rape, albeit in some sort of Manchurian candidate kind of way, which sounds more like bad SF (or earlier years physchological theory) than real life, but being previously unfamiliar with the term that's where my mind went first, to something which actually triggers the actual event.

    Now if they'd called it "Sexual Trauma Memory Trigger" or something along those lines, it might be more immediately apparent what they meant.