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  1. Re:Reminds me of the old "Pad Rat" posts on Usenet on STS-129 Ascent Video Highlights · · Score: 1

    >Pull back the curtain, so to speak.

    We're talking about pR0n, so let's change that to "pull down the panties, so to speak"

  2. Re:Camera info on STS-129 Ascent Video Highlights · · Score: 1

    Even the cheepie low end Nikon D300 will utterly blow your mind with its amazing capability. You are understating the case when you say they have come a long way.

  3. Re:you said 'your' on Modeling the Economy As a Physics Problem · · Score: 1

    Your. I meant your.

    I am rich and anonymous. Nothing affects me. That's why I direct my comments to the little people.

  4. We already knew that on Modeling the Economy As a Physics Problem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The climate is headed for a crash, and there's nothing that anybody can do about it.

    Sorry, but that's the truth.

    And one more thing: humans of the future will curse your bones. That is all, carry on.

  5. Re:Moronic Laws and the People that Abuse Them on How Not To Pay a Parking Ticket · · Score: 1

    OMG That was it! It raped my Mom and continues to this day to reduce conservatives to fearful little puddles of jello.

  6. Re:Resistance? on Plasma Device Kills Bacteria On Skin In Seconds · · Score: 1

    You can't become resistant to some things. An example would be, if you burned people to a degree that 90% of them died, and kept breeding the survivors, you would still not be able to breed a human that was fire resistant.

  7. A factor unconsidered on Newspapers Face the Prisoner's Dilemma With Google · · Score: 1

    Something that was apparently not considered is the echo chamber nature of the American press. So much of what we read in newspapers actually originates somewhere else.

    Even if Google lost half or more of the newspapers from their index, they would be unaffected because the ideas presented and stories covered by newspapers are homogenous across the nation.

    It's like Starbucks or McDonalds. We won't really miss anything if half of them close their doors. The newspaper of McDonalds on my side of town is identical to the one across town, or across the country.

  8. Re:Moronic Laws and the People that Abuse Them on How Not To Pay a Parking Ticket · · Score: 1

    Are you claiming that college campuses are harboring the boxes which are causing you to hide under your bed, crying for your mommy?

  9. Re:KDE Plasma Desktop renamed on KDE Rebrands, Introduces KDE Plasma Desktop · · Score: 0, Troll

    It could have been worse. The could have changed the name to "Microsoft Windows" but thankfully someone realized that would have been confusing.

  10. Re:Moronic Laws and the People that Abuse Them on How Not To Pay a Parking Ticket · · Score: 1

    That's why I always have a box with me. Whenever a Republican like yourself gives me lip, I pull my tiny little box out of my pocket.

    They immediately run to the corner and start crying like a baby.

  11. Re:Oh no... on New Theory of Gravity Decouples Space & Time · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you reverse the polarity, inject some chroniton particles, and rub Patrick Stewart's head for good luck, it'll still work.

  12. Re:Moronic Laws and the People that Abuse Them on How Not To Pay a Parking Ticket · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not insane. My father was killed by a shoe box, and my mother was raped by a packing crate.

    Boxes are dangerous! The Republicans are absolutely correct when they insist on cowering in fear whenever they see a box.

  13. Re:And In Unrelated News... on Obama Kicks Off Massive Science Education Effort · · Score: 1

    OK, whatever.

    Tell me exactly how many students are enrolled in Travis County, TX (Austin and Round Rock districts) public schools. The data is available.

    Now, tell me exactly how many students are home schooled in those districts.

    You can't even tell me that number. Your claims that you know ANTYHING at all about homeschooling are a joke. The numbers on homeschooling are completely unsupported and cherry picked.

  14. Re:And In Unrelated News... on Obama Kicks Off Massive Science Education Effort · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, they don't. You can find reliable data to show how many students from each school go to college, go to trade schools, drop out, and so on.

    Homeschool data is full of holes. The poor performing students just don't show up in the reporting at all. The ones with the worst education, the creationists, are conveniently left out.

  15. Re:Standards? on Obama Kicks Off Massive Science Education Effort · · Score: 2

    What standards would those be?

    Whatever it takes to piss you off. Teaching evolution. Teaching math. Teaching reading. Social studies. What subject pisses you off? That's going to be taught and taught well. To your children.

    Dumbass. You think DC schools are some kind of example of what we're talking about. That's fucking stupid.

  16. Re:And In Unrelated News... on Obama Kicks Off Massive Science Education Effort · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The outcome of homeschoolers is actually pretty poor. The stats presented by homeschoolers which supposedly indicate high rates of college attendance and performance conveniently leave out all the kids who never get into college, or try to get into college.

    It's called cherry picking.

  17. Re:And In Unrelated News... on Obama Kicks Off Massive Science Education Effort · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That's a fucking odd thing to say from a guy who has a wife that looks like a prison camp guard!

    Hint: you're responding to my sig, and you don't seem to know the context.

    Ah, who am I kidding. You don't have a cunt's worth of brain cells in your head. I can't expect you to understand a simple English sentence.

  18. Re:And In Unrelated News... on Obama Kicks Off Massive Science Education Effort · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's obvious that local school boards can't run their schools according to standards. We should have a national educational governance with the ability to override the folly of local school board.

    For further information, see "Creationists take over local school board and fuck everyone's chances of being accepted into a college"

  19. A coma you say? on Paralyzed Man In "Coma" For 23 Years Was Actually Conscious · · Score: 1

    I know I know it's serious.

  20. Re:"zero fuel"? on Berkeley Engineers Have Some Bad News About Air Cars · · Score: 1

    The anti-smoking crusaders are sometimes a little irrationally zealous.

    I think all people who can't understand satire should be eaten. I have a wonderful recipe that the great Chef Swift invented for the Irish.

  21. Re:I'm naked right now on Tech Workers Go Nude For Charity Calendar · · Score: 1

    You must be talking about my wife. She's the hung one in the family.

  22. Re:Well he's at least done more than Obama on Linus Torvalds For Nobel Peace Prize? · · Score: 1

    He couldn't tell, so Linus killed them all and let Poseidon sort them out.

  23. I'm naked right now on Tech Workers Go Nude For Charity Calendar · · Score: 1

    And I don't need a stinking calendar. Just pick a charity and send them some money in honor of my exposed cock.

  24. Re:Well he's at least done more than Obama on Linus Torvalds For Nobel Peace Prize? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Technically true, but you're forgetting Linus' herring genocide of 1997.

  25. Re:Not a "right"! on Spain Codifies the "Right To Broadband" · · Score: 1

    You should be a lawyer! In SPAIN!