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  1. Re:Time for a launch loop on Glory Satellite Lost To Taurus XL Failure · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well you engineers can't seem to get the process of nose cone separation right, let alone the rest of the rocket. How about let's not lose any more missions because a nose cone didn't come off. Redundant systems hello???? When the thing failed to come off, there should have been two more systems behind that ready to crack that nose cone off the rocket.

    Or maybe engineers are just a bunch of monkeys jacking off after all.

    Sincerely, REPUBLICANS who fucking hate smart people.

  2. I'm the male demo on Human Sexuality Class Includes Live Demo · · Score: 1

    See you next week, students.

  3. Re:Let me ask a "stupid" question on No P = NP Proof After All · · Score: 1

    Dumbass. Try McCarthy. But McCarthy was so stupid even he couldn't have invented anti-intellectualism all by himself.

  4. Re:So then, on When the Internet Nearly Fractured · · Score: 2

    Yes, all of our modern heroes gained their importance through the liberal interpretation of regulations combined with a healthy disrespect for the existence of other people.

  5. Re:Right next to the wellhead, what do you expect on Huge Amounts of Oil Found On Gulf of Mexico Floor · · Score: 1

    Exactly. For example, did they look in the sea sluts' pussy to see of there were any sea cucumbers in there? Hmmmmm?

  6. Re:Not much to do on Ask Slashdot: Is There a War Against Small Mail Servers? · · Score: 1

    ATT did it for me. I have a static DSL line. When I called them they acted like it was the most perfectly natural request in the world. They took care of it immediately, with one phone call.

  7. Re:Not much to do on Ask Slashdot: Is There a War Against Small Mail Servers? · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Call your ISP up and tell them to set the PTR record for your IP address. That's exactly what I did for my private mail server.

  8. Re:Uptime on Why You Shouldn't Reboot Unix Servers · · Score: 1

    My ego is NOT fragile. It's large and robust. I run my ego on Linux.

  9. Re:Socio-political summary.. on Cancer Resembles Life 1 Billion Years Ago · · Score: 1

    That's like saying your sick of people talking by making noises with their mouths. Everything is politics. No exceptions.

  10. Re:barking up the wrong tree on Tech-Unfriendly Cafes Say No Kindles Allowed · · Score: 1

    He's a fucking Libertarian, and he needs no excuse to get all Ayn Rand on your ass. Careful now, or he'll invoke St. Ron Paul.

  11. Re:problem solved on Nearly 100,000 P2P Users Sued In the Past Year · · Score: 1

    ipredator.se works pretty well.

    Big question though - on Windows if the proxy fails, all your traffic starts going through the regular internet connection again. Does anyone know how to block all internet traffic unless the proxy is up and working?

  12. Re:the ebook ripoff on eBooks Nearly Outsell Print Books At Amazon · · Score: 1

    I'd really noticing just how many of the people around me will admit to being book sniffers. Is this the most widespread fetish or something?

  13. Re:Will this get Americans out of their SUV/Pickup on Volkswagen Unveils 313 MPG XL1, Slates Production For 2013 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't lie, when you say you need to haul firewood you really mean your 600 pound fat ass. And the three dogs are your enormous belly and your two man-titties.

  14. Re:Will this get Americans out of their SUV/Pickup on Volkswagen Unveils 313 MPG XL1, Slates Production For 2013 · · Score: -1, Troll

    We understand that by "lumber" you mean your 600 pound fat ass.

  15. Re:Not fugly... on Volkswagen Unveils 313 MPG XL1, Slates Production For 2013 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can it tow a trailer full of doughnuts? Can my sofa fit inside? If I bend my knees I fall down because I weigh 600 pounds. Is the seat at ass height? No to all of these? This car will be useless to most Americans and all Slashdotters.

  16. Re:Facebook discovers HTTPS on Facebook Launches Social Login and HTTPS · · Score: 0

    So you're going to make me break character to explain to you that my user name is Profane Muthafucka? Good lord we're all getting stupid in our old ages, aren't we.

  17. Re:Facebook discovers HTTPS on Facebook Launches Social Login and HTTPS · · Score: 0

    Because of scale! SCALE motherfucker!

  18. Re:Facebook discovers HTTPS on Facebook Launches Social Login and HTTPS · · Score: -1, Troll

    What makes it so difficult for Facebook to do the same?

    Scale. Duh, don't you fucking read?

  19. Re:Franken may be a little crazy, but not on this on Senators Bash ISP and Push Extensive Net Neutrality · · Score: 2

    I think he's mainly talking about the way that O'Reily goes absolutely apeshipt about Al Franken. It's common knowlege that O'Reily only goes apeshit over nutballs, therefore Franken must be a nutball.

    Also Franken has poor taste in ties. It's absolutely unacceptable for a Senator to wear ugly ties.

  20. Re:One thing that's getting old... on Senators Bash ISP and Push Extensive Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    I spend a lot more time fucking than consuming. I demand to be called a fucker!

  21. Re:no? on Italian Scientists Demonstrate Cold Fusion? · · Score: 0

    Most certainly no. If someone thinks I'm wrong, then the remedy is obvious. Have the machine reviewed by a lot of people. If Stephen Hawking, Phil Plait, and Paris Hilton all say it works, then I'll believe it too.

  22. Re:Time to look at your own desk... on Last Days For Central IPv4 Address Pool · · Score: 1

    And right now you own all the wires between here and everywhere else so you don't have to worry about your privacy?

  23. Re:Wait, carbon trading wasn't a scam to BEGIN wit on Carbon Trading Halted After EU Exchange Is Hacked · · Score: 1

    You must be an ugly journalism student. You know the kind, going for the Mrs. degree, but too repulsive to graduate.

  24. Re:Wait, carbon trading wasn't a scam to BEGIN wit on Carbon Trading Halted After EU Exchange Is Hacked · · Score: 0

    I am touching my penis right now.

  25. Re:Wait, carbon trading wasn't a scam to BEGIN wit on Carbon Trading Halted After EU Exchange Is Hacked · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What is it with all the global warming deniers? Did a diploma mill suddenly open up a climatology program where any asshole can earn a degree based on "life experience?"