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  1. Re:its "Caltech" not "CalTech"! on New Sunlight Reactor Produces Fuel · · Score: 0

    California University of New Technology

  2. Re:Re-re-re-repost! on New Sunlight Reactor Produces Fuel · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm finding it amusing that when conservatives start looking for actual reasons why environmentalists are wrong, they can only come up with shit like this.

    But then I suppose that in their tiny minds, they actually believe that an environmentalist would object to using a lot of sunlight. They find that argument convincing. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. No, actually it's funny anyways. HAHA, look at the stupid conservative losers.

  3. Re:Keep up or shut up on Should Younger Developers Be Paid More? · · Score: 2

    Exactly. I'm still pissed off that my Microsoft Bob certification didn't pay off.

  4. Re:Any need for this? on Cosmological Constant Not Fine Tuned For Life · · Score: 1

    I prefer to think of God as Pudge's invisible psychopathic father.

  5. Re:Wishing him well on Steve Jobs Taking Medical Leave of Absence · · Score: 1

    Please extend the same sentiment to Hitler. Ah fuck, who are we kidding. The fucker is dead and that's a good thing.

  6. Re:Let's get this straight on NASA Pitches Heavy Lift Vehicle To Congress · · Score: 1

    Fucking awesome.

  7. Re:Let's get this straight on NASA Pitches Heavy Lift Vehicle To Congress · · Score: 1

    Base heating is going to melt those RS-68 nozzles. They need to be tricky to keep the nozzles cool if those engines are used.

  8. Re:More allergenic? on Scientists Advocate Replacing Cattle With Insects · · Score: 1

    Well on the basis of my sex life alone, we need to have an authoritarian government to order women to sleep with me. They certainly won't do it "democratically" as it stands right now.

  9. Re:Someone help me out here. on First Pictures of Chinese Stealth Fighter · · Score: 1

    Aha! YOU took Captain Literal. He's been missing for a week, and you've admitted taking him literally.

  10. Rev the wrong thing on Reverse Engineering Doctor Who Into Color · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can they reverse engineer the scripts instead? Color or black and white, those old episodes are damn unwatchable. We'd be better off giving Wikipedia descriptions of the episodes to the writing staff of Golden Girls. Those old droning 5-part episodes would be turned into 22.5 minutes of tightly scripted comedy starring Bea Arthur as the Doctor. And any of the other old hags as K-9.

  11. Re:Triaxiality on 'Zombie' Satellite Returns To Life · · Score: 1

    Also, he's really an expert at blowjobs, but you wouldn't guess that from the size of his satellite dish.

  12. Re:Far from it... on Has the Industrialized World Reached Peak Travel? · · Score: 1

    Right, because fashion is suspiciously French, and definitely woman-ish. Saying that something is tied up in fashion is fucking better than an argument!

    Nevermind the fact that everything that goes up must come down. And I'm not talking about vertical height, just in case you're dumb enough to blunder down that path.

  13. Re:Can't get there from here on Why Teach Programming With BASIC? · · Score: 1

    Nine out of ten dentists recommend that you brush your teeth after you eat a pussy.

  14. Re:NASA modernization program? on NASA To Continue Funding Canceled Ares Project Until March · · Score: 1

    I'm rich, and the reason you will never be rich is that I have all your money. And by the way, thanks for the tax cuts. I think I'm going to spend it in Dubai.

  15. Re:My neighbor's IP on Hacking Neighbor Pleads Guilty On Death Threats and Porn · · Score: 1

    Fuck you're a moron. Even a $20 router has options to see what MAC address is connected to your router. One subpoena and you're done.

  16. Re:Just because his religion is made up.... on Inmate Gets Kosher Meals Due To Festivus Belief · · Score: 1

    Should someone who is morally opposed to war be forced to pay for it?

    Should Operagost's wife be forced to have sex with him?

  17. Re:First sale doctrine on First-Sale Doctrine Lost Overseas · · Score: 1

    Ayn Rand blah blah blah fiercely independent blah blah blah blah a boyish face, fiercely intellegent, and oh look she swallows the semen of the capitalist too blah blah blah blah long long speech, TA DA!

  18. Re:Oh, the irony on Diabetic Men May Be Able To Grow Their Own Insulin-Producing Cells · · Score: 1

    Would the real Bruce Perens please erect himself.

  19. Re:First comment! on Remote Exim Exploit In the Wild · · Score: 2

    I use Exim. I have great clanking balls.

  20. Re:My question about IV... on World's Largest Patent Troll Fires First Salvo · · Score: 1

    I have a patent on sperm production. I found a violator and told him that he couldn't afford my licensing fee. But his wife could.

  21. Re:Pffff Warming ... ice age ... they're both comi on Doubling of CO2 Not So Tragic After All? · · Score: 1

    No, it wasn't. The rise in global average temperature was first anticipated by Michael Faraday, and the idea has only strengthened by additional evidence.

    The Global cooling thing from the 1970's was a short-lived idea that never gained consensus, and was clearly wrong.

    The only people that bring it up now are Teabaggers and other climate change deniers. And besides, past ideas don't discredit current ideas. After all, scientists used to think all kinds of weird things, and now they don't. It doesn't mean that scientists can't be trusted, it just means that they have better ideas now.

    Better ideas now. Try to pick up some better ideas for yourself, you might enjoy it.

  22. Re:Fucking sweet! on SpaceX Falcon 9 and Dragon Make It To Orbit · · Score: 1

    I'll take a turbopump failure over a particularly nasty solid rocket failure.

    Violent combustion forces inside can rip chunks of material from the propellant mass and jam it down into the nozzel. If the chunk is small, it just increases the chamber pressure a bit. Or maybe lowers is. If the chunk is big, the whole damn thing stops up and bursts within milliseconds.

  23. Re:I for one... on Team Use Stem Cells to Restore Mobility in Paralyzed Monkey · · Score: 1

    I'd support it if the true functionality would be to delete the account of every moderator that selects it.

    Anyone that would check that box to delete someone else's account is a censoring Hitler. I say we fuck them in the ass and delete THEIR account.

  24. Re:Fucking sweet! on SpaceX Falcon 9 and Dragon Make It To Orbit · · Score: 1

    A liquid fuel rocket is the only thing that people have any business riding on, dagburnit

  25. Re:e.e. cummings approves on Google Wants To Take Away Your Capslock Key · · Score: 1

    I want everyone to use the mouse the same way I do, so I just go around breaking right arms.