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  1. Re:At what point does ythis break down? on A Hidden Loop In the Carbon Cycle Discovered · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like the first suggestion, except I'd amend it to say that we must all stick *another* cork up our bums.

    The rest of your comments all have excellent responses, which you can find for yourself. It's really easy to look these things up, why don't you do that rather than just pick the answers which agree with your degenerate politics?

  2. Re:So, deserts are good? on A Hidden Loop In the Carbon Cycle Discovered · · Score: 1

    I know many more words than that. I'm a sexual deviant, not an idiot.

  3. Re:So, deserts are good? on A Hidden Loop In the Carbon Cycle Discovered · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it gets too hot in the USA, guess where we're going to move to. That's right, and we're bringing our army too. Don't be wishing for global warming until you've thought the whole thing through.

  4. Re:At what point does ythis break down? on A Hidden Loop In the Carbon Cycle Discovered · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think we all get the TRUE meaning of your little posting here. "Vote for Bush, er, McCain"

    You say that we should keep on dumping trillions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere, and if we stop something bad might happen. Excuse me, but that's backwards. It's a little like shitting in the corner every day, and when someone objects you say that you've been shitting in the corner for 10 years. If you stopped shitting in the corner, something bad might happen, so we'd better keep shitting in the corner to avoid rocking the boat.

    That view seems awfully convenient and self-serving.

  5. Re:plasma exit velocity? on NASA Plans Test of New Plasma Drive · · Score: 2, Informative

    A more fuel efficient way to nuke things from orbit is to haul the nuke to the target in a wagon pulled by a horse.

    I think you're mixing up specific impulse with thrust.

  6. Re:hehe on Tufts Tells Judge, We Can't Tie IP To MAC Addresses · · Score: 1

    Practicing for the service economy.

  7. Re:Very misleading headline on First Definitive Higgs Result In 7 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    The headline is VERY misleading.

    There was no mention at all of what I learned this past Sunday. The minister stood right up and said at the beginning of his sermon that if the Higgs particle was 120GeV or less, that meant that Allah was god and the Muslims were right. If the mass was greater than 120GeV, then that meant that the resurrection and divinity of Jesus was right.

    He did say that the latest Fermi results ruled out ENTIRELY the Catholic view that the communion wafers actually turn into the body of Christ. That is now clearly established as metaphor. The case is still open on the wine though. I expect quite a few graduate students to get their PhD's publishing various studies on that topic.

    Needless to say, at our church, almost nobody sleeps through the sermons. The progress of science these days pretty much ensures a steady stream through our doors and full pews of good particle-physics lovin' Christians.

  8. Re:Start drillin'! on Hot Water, Hot Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I brought a deep sea monster home from the bar last night, and I didn't notice any difficulty in obtaining it at all.

  9. Re:Security theatre on "Clear" Air-Travel Pass Data Stolen From SFO · · Score: 2, Informative

    You must be one of those morons who talks up private enterprise, but then conveniently forgets that corporations are not the only kind of business.

    Let me spell it out for you, as I would to a child:

    Corporation fucks up, you kill the corporation. IBM Corporation becomes IBM the private business. The investors get their money (whatever they can) and cash out, or they are private owners of the company. Tough to be them, they should have demanded responsible business practices. Now they're going to be held accountable as owners.

    The company then loses all corporate status. It's a private company. If you're going to break the law, then you cannot get the blessing of the government as a corporation.

    Remember, corporations exist only because the government says they exist. Suck on that.

  10. Re:soldering contest? on NYT Techie Night Life Reprogrammed · · Score: 5, Funny

    In geek bars, drinking solder makes girls find YOU significantly hotter.

  11. Re:Yeah, that's nice. on NYT Techie Night Life Reprogrammed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your heart must not be truly Klingon.

  12. Here's a social security number on "Clear" Air-Travel Pass Data Stolen From SFO · · Score: 1

    393-43-5435

  13. Re:Security theatre on "Clear" Air-Travel Pass Data Stolen From SFO · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Corporate Death Penalty! It's an option that is seldom used, but should be used more and more.

    When corporations break the law and are found guilty, their existence as corporations should be ENDED.

  14. Re:It's on my blog on US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane · · Score: 1

    Not true. I do it on my front lawn, hardly a secret.

  15. Re:fusion leak? on AMD Fusion Details Leaked · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean his condition was upgraded from dead to serious? No wonder he always played God in the movies.

  16. A tall tale on German Police Women to Get Bullet Resistant Bras · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's a photo of a regular chain mail tit sling, not bulletproof Teutonic mammary armor.

  17. Re:It's on my blog on US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane · · Score: 1

    The only reason you might succeed (and you won't) is because I told you what a worthless shit you are, and it motivated your lazy ass to actually finish something you started. All the success you might have (and you won't have any) will be completely attributed to me. Without me, you'll just spend all day masturbating and looking at Slashdot. Now get to work, you worthless fuck, and make sure that if you do something important (and you won't) that you mention me in whatever pathetic acceptance speech you might give.

    Remember, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be worth anything.

  18. Re:It's on my blog on US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane · · Score: 1

    I think your word are self-explanatory. Don't go off your meds. It's better to stay level than to constantly go manic and then crash from that. Talk to the clouds!

  19. I'm a knight on Knights Templar Sue the Pope · · Score: 1

    I'm a Knight, a member of the Knights Pimplar. Blackhead regiment.

  20. Re:Oh dear god, Obama might be right! on US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane · · Score: 1

    My comment was so nice you replied to it twice!

  21. Re:It's on my blog on US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane · · Score: 1

    Now I KNOW you're full of shit. I also realize that you are not what I thought I was originally dealing with. You'll wind up wandering the streets yelling at the clouds someday, which makes me happy.

  22. Re:Oh dear god, Obama might be right! on US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. Snake oil. Keep telling yourself that you're contributing if that helps you keep your head up, coward. One thing I'll say for your brother in law who didn't get blown to pieces - he signed up. End of story.

  23. Re:Developer failure on Chinese Restaurant Suffers Large Translation Error · · Score: 1

    I've actually been learning Spanish, and it's not a bad language at all. It's amazing how you can say almost ANYTHING in Spanish. Amazing!

  24. Re:Developer failure on Chinese Restaurant Suffers Large Translation Error · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mine are all in Spanish, the official and future language of the United States, and therefore, all of the world. It's the Spanish exposition.

  25. Re:For the avoidance of doubt on New Results Contradict Long-Held Chemistry Dogma · · Score: 1

    No, it's not. It has nothing to do with your limited notions of politics.