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  1. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man with no signals and slots end up talking to himself indirectly."

  2. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 0, Troll

    Confucius say "Man who write circular buffer with no smart pointers risk chasing his own tail."

  3. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 0, Troll

    Confucius say "Man who write games in C++ need Boost upside the head."

  4. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm merely saying, "I don't need a massively powerful library, I just need to get shit done."

    Confucius say "Man who try to get shit done without library sit on pot with nothing to read."

  5. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 1, Troll

    Confucius say "Man who has no smart pointers work as high-priced garbage collector."

  6. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 0, Troll

    Confucius say "Man who don't need regular expression in C++ should not read compiler source code."

  7. Re:Zug zug on Stars Could Shine In Many Universes · · Score: 3, Funny

    You missed that joke totally. I swear, the only things indivisible in this thread are your ass cheeks. Loosen up!

  8. Re:It's turtles all the way down on Do Subatomic Particles Have Free Will? · · Score: 1

    You dumbass, Corwn of Amber (802933) is Stephen Hawking's Slashdot account. Everybody knows that, jeez. Don't argue with him.

  9. It'll be just like it is now on What Will Linux Be Capable Of, 3 Years Down the Road? · · Score: 1

    My porn collection will only become larger, but the quality will still remain at a very high level. And how much can a pussy evolve in shape in 4 years? That's a design that works damn well and has stood the test of time. Billions of men and quite a few hot lesbians agree.

  10. Re:oook on US Broadband Won't Catch Up With Japan's For 101 Years · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do we maintain an expensive military if we won't use it to acquire things our country needs? Oil, women, and broadband. Soldiers, go get them and bring them to us.

  11. Re:AUGGGHHH on Cooking Stimulated Big Leap In Human Cognition · · Score: 1

    Our next big advance will be to integrate the genes of the bacteria that infest termite guts into our own DNA. We'll be able to digest cellulose all by ourselves.

    Think of it. That spruce outside your window might make a fine meal. And corn in your poop? Not a problem if you can digest cellulose.

  12. goddammit on Infineon Chipset May Be Cause of IPhone 3G Issues · · Score: 5, Funny

    can you iPhone people just ATH and drive?

  13. Re:KDE? on OpenGL 3.0 Released, Developers Furious · · Score: 1

    I'm a whiz at math. It's pi R squared times 4/3 minus the square root of 4 ab divided by b squared. I think there's a natural log in there somewhere too.

  14. Re:Poor Geoffrey A. Landis on Why Shoot Down a Satellite? Analyzing an Analysis · · Score: 1

    If the security agencies want to know, then they've already looked in the firehose section. Therefore, you can assume they know.

    Now, if the security agencies already know, and you're scolding someone for revealing the information to the common people, then you MUST be NSA agent. There is no other explanation. Who else would want to keep the common people in the dark when it's obvious to everyone that the CIA and NSA already know the guy's name?

    I am certain that this logic is correct.

  15. Re:News? on The Effects of Exporting Used PCs To Africa · · Score: 1

    You make a classic mistake. If some help in the past has been harmful, it is wrong to assume that any form of help is harmful. The conclusion that we should not do anything is wrong, and probably conveniently resonant with your own political views.

    Alternative solution - don't do the things that have caused problems in the past. There's more ways to feed a country than to hand them food. Shall we try some before declaring that all help has failed?

  16. Re:Scientific community? on The Flat Earthers Are Still With Us · · Score: 1

    That's exactly right. It's a big joke on the rest of us. Very much like the global warming deniers and the building 7 WTC theories. All complete jokes.

  17. Re:Scientific community? on The Flat Earthers Are Still With Us · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I have found in you a kindred spirit!

    P.S. Wanna fuck?

  18. Re:Great! Orwell is always worth reading. on George Orwell Blogs From the Grave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Funny how easy it is to mischaracterize your opponent's position, find an Orwell quote that condemns it, and believe yourself to be an intellectual.

  19. Re:The old green question on Bigger, Cheaper Solar Cells · · Score: 1

    At some point, you use solar panels to provide the energy to make other solar panels. You've still got shipping and mining costs that come from petroleum, but presumably in time these will be converted too.

  20. Re:Disgraced Arthur Anderson on Non-Compete Clauses Thrown Out In California · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? I hired her for her TYPING skills.

  21. Re:Disgraced Arthur Anderson on Non-Compete Clauses Thrown Out In California · · Score: 1

    I'm having sex with my secretary right now, and I told her that if she blabbed, I would fire her and steal her 401K. I don't feel that I should get in trouble for this. Anything else would be ANARCHY.

  22. Re:End to End on Ohio Sues Over Missing Electronic Votes · · Score: 1

    You're obviously not a programmer or a database guy. You count with an algorithm that scales up. Instead of having one guy count all the ballots, you break it out in batches, with subtotals rolling up the to higher levels.

  23. Re:Link to video? on IT Repair Installs Webcam Spying Software · · Score: 1

    Tits or GTFO

  24. Re:Second question is... on IT Repair Installs Webcam Spying Software · · Score: 1

    Giant Vagina!

    Click on it you pasty white virgins.

  25. Re:Start drillin'! on Hot Water, Hot Earth · · Score: 1

    It worked!