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Hot Water, Hot Earth

Calopteryx notes a New Scientist article on the discovery of "supercritical" water emerging from a vent in the Atlantic Ocean at 407 deg. C (765 deg. F). One of its discoverers actually said, "It's water, but not as we know it"; it's the hottest water ever found on earth. The cause seems to be a huge bubble of magma beneath the ocean floor, 3 km below the sea surface. Meanwhile Nymz shares a journal entry on a hot spot on land: a 2-acre patch in Ventura county, in California, that has heated up to 433 deg. C (812 deg. F). Here geologists blame buried hydrocarbons burning as they get access to air through cracks in the ground. That high temperature was measured a foot below the ground surface.

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  1. Start drillin'! by RayMarron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Burning hydrocarbons?! Sounds like a good place to put a combo drill/refinery/gas station!

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    1. Re:Start drillin'! by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      Joking aside, I wonder how difficult/reliable it would be to harness that energy.

    2. Re:Start drillin'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pretty difficult I'd imagine, since that sort of thing always seems to attract the attention of deep sea monsters.

    3. Re:Start drillin'! by rujholla · · Score: 1

      California already does a bunch of geothermal power. This sounds like a good place for another.

    4. Re:Start drillin'! by philspear · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, in "There will be blood" they were able to get oil from a well that was gushing out oil, on fire ABOVE ground, by using a cool battering ram thing with a steel drum that had a bunch of dynamite in it. Push it up to the geyser of fire, it explodes, I guess it either disperses all the oxygen or maybe just the high-temperature gasses, and voila, you have just a regular old oil spout, not flaming, ready to be tapped.

      So

      1. Push a bomb into the ground
      2. Blow it up
      3. ???
      4. Drink a milkshake.

    5. Re:Start drillin'! by Noexit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Everything you need to know about oil well fires. http://www.redadair.com/

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    6. Re:Start drillin'! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Yep. I saw this on Macgyver once. It apparently worked because it used up all the oxygen.

    7. Re:Start drillin'! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder how difficult/reliable it would be to harness those deep sea monsters.

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    8. Re:Start drillin'! by joejor · · Score: 3, Funny

      just make sure you get a slayer on staff before venturing into the Hellmouth.

    9. Re:Start drillin'! by drik00 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, that's how they still put out oil well fires. However, if you ever seen oil "gushing" these days, that's a huge, huge problem. That stuff only happened back pre-1950's or so when they use "spudders" to drill without significant drilling fluid. These days, using rotary drilling, such heavy "mud" is used while drilling that blow-outs should never occur, as they can obviously be ridiculously dangerous.

      I, personally, can't wait for Al Gore to propose a new tax because the earth is burning its own petroleum without any heed to environmental impact. SHAAAAAAAAAAAME, SHAAAAAAAME!

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    10. Re:Start drillin'! by snowraver1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It works two ways. Firstly it causes a break in the flow of oil, and secondly it uses much of the available oxygen. There are other ways to but out a well fire:

      Dousing with copious amounts of water
      Raising the plume- Inserting one metal casing 30 to 40 feet high over the well head (thus raising the flame above the ground). Liquid nitrogen or water is then forced in at the bottom to reduce the oxygen supply and put out the fire.
      Drill relief wells to redirect the oil and make the fire smaller (and easier to extinguish with water).
      Using a jet engine to direct high pressure water and air over the well.
      Using dynamite to 'blow out' the fire by blasting fuel and oxygen from the flame and consuming oxygen in the combustion. This was one of the earliest effective methods and is still widely used. The first use was by Myron Kinley's father in California in 1913
      Dry Chemical (mainly Purple K) can be used on small well fires such as those in refineries.

      The above was stolen from wikipedia (duh!) and there is actually a page for oil well fires:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_well_fire

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    11. Re:Start drillin'! by Drakonik · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can already hear the drums in the deep.

    12. Re:Start drillin'! by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn, that's a cool name, "Red Adair." With a name like that, you practically have to get into some kind of hero business.

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    13. Re:Start drillin'! by olyar · · Score: 2, Informative

      The area in Ventura County where this is happening is pretty close to where there are already quite a few oil pumps. A large chunk of the land alongside the highway going from Ventura toward Fillmore (the hotspot is North of Fillmore) is owned by some oil company.

      The offramps indicate that it's Shell, but it may have changed hands since the roads were named.

      My point is that some oil company already has a pretty strong presence in the area, so maybe it wouldn't be as difficult as you think. On the other hand, it sounds like the area is inside the Los Padres National Forest, so it may well be untouchable.

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    14. Re:Start drillin'! by ThePengwin · · Score: 2, Funny

      The sheer fun of riding deep sea monsters outweighs any difficulty obtaining them :D

    15. Re:Start drillin'! by value_added · · Score: 1

      The offramps indicate that it's Shell, but it may have changed hands since the roads were named.

      I think you're thinking of Shell Road, which is one of the "major" exits when you're travelling north on the way to Ojai. I say "major" because the area, like all areas where there's oil drilling, is essentially a no man's land.

      I'm going by memory here, but I believe the first oil well in California was drilled in in the same vicinity (Sulphur Mountain) in the mid to late 1800s by a railroad magnate by the name of Stanford. Over the years, just about everybody tried to get in on the action, but today, it's Unocal that operates most of the wells in Ventura County, though the complete list would include Shell, Mobil, Texaco and Chevron.

    16. Re:Start drillin'! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because we all know everything done in MacGyver is doable in real life! :D

      (I don't say this isn't, just playing the source critisism game,)

    17. Re:Start drillin'! by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Funny

      That reminds me of an old joke:

      There's this oil fire going on, so they call Red Adair up and ask him how much it will cost to put it out. Red, being the world-famous guy that he is, rattles off a number that's much too expensive, so they end up going with one of his cheaper competitors.

      So, these guys show up, get briefed, and then proceed directly in their truck right to the heart of the fire. There they stop, and all the guys jump out and start stamping on the fire with their feet! They do this long enough, and what do you know, they put the fire out.

      Of course, the oil guys are just completely awestruck, and ask the heard fire chief guy if they're off to celebrate another job well done. The head fire chief guy replies "Hell no. First thing we're going to do is fix the brakes on the truck."

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    18. Re:Start drillin'! by pembo13 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wasn't that done on McGuyver long ago as well?

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    19. Re:Start drillin'! by LordEd · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Step 1: Build giant hamster wheel attached to electric generator
      Step 2: Catch deep sea monster
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: Profit!

    20. Re:Start drillin'! by OakDragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      The fact that this has not been modded "Funny" makes me very, very sad...

    21. Re:Start drillin'! by Samah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I doubt he'll have time. He's still searching for Manbearpig.

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    22. Re:Start drillin'! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      I brought a deep sea monster home from the bar last night, and I didn't notice any difficulty in obtaining it at all.

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    23. Re:Start drillin'! by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      This was done extensively after the First Gulf War. Werner Herzog did a documentary called Lessons of Darkness about it.

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    24. Re:Start drillin'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're also surprisingly fun to ride, if you're not too picky.

    25. Re:Start drillin'! by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      I believe it goes something like "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

    26. Re:Start drillin'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just make sure you get a slayer on staff before venturing into the Hellmouth.

      How many would you need to take on the RIAA and MPAA though?

    27. Re:Start drillin'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I own the Patent and IP on burning hydrocarbons as an energy source! Earth I sue you for control of all your assets if you dont knock it off!

    28. Re:Start drillin'! by FireFury03 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep. I saw this on Macgyver once. It apparently worked because it used up all the oxygen.

      Explosives won't use up any oxygen since they contain their own oxidiser. The shock wave will, however, remove the fuel/air mix from the vicinity in much the same way as you blow out a candle.

    29. Re:Start drillin'! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I remember the phrase blow out a candle, now that I think about it. I'll have to watch it.

    30. Re:Start drillin'! by albyrne5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The fact that this has been modded "Funny" makes me very, very sad...

    31. Re:Start drillin'! by gormanw · · Score: 1

      Super heated water makes good steam, like any nuclear plant. I agree with the theme of your post, which is to harness that superheated water for energy. Of course, the "how" is the hard part. On a bit of a tangent, I read an editorial in the Wall Street Journal by William Tucker calling nuclear "terrestrial power." The editorial is called "Let's Have Some Love for Nuclear Power." However, I read a better follow up piece called "Nuclear, America Style" found here: http://economicefficiency.blogspot.com/2008/07/nuclear-american-style.html In a round about way, this superheated water they found is really cool, even with the possibility of sea monsters.

    32. Re:Start drillin'! by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      It works two ways. Firstly it causes a break in the flow of oil, and secondly it uses much of the available oxygen.

      Uhh... explosives supply their own Oxygen, that's one of the major points in making those complex chemicals.
      They don't need - and therefore don't consume - environmental Oxygen.

    33. Re:Start drillin'! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      It's similar to a story told by Jerry Clower, attributed to Zell Miller.

      PS - If you enjoy clean, homespun humor, Jerry Clower is a hoot.

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    34. Re:Start drillin'! by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      But, when they blow they create large amounts of nitrogen and other inert gasses, which displace the O2. Technically, you are correct that no additional oxygen is consumed, but rather displaced.

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    35. Re:Start drillin'! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Informative

      That 'heavy mud' is made of Bentonite, usually sodium Bentonite, along with other additives such as barite to make it denser.

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    36. Re:Start drillin'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA:

      "It's not yet possible to drill into active vents," explains Koschinsky. "Temperatures are so high, much of drilling equipment would melt and joins would not work anymore." The data from the new vents will be invaluable in testing the models.

    37. Re:Start drillin'! by PachmanP · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is why we need a -5 Blasphemy mod.

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    38. Re:Start drillin'! by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Global Warming! Call Algore!

    39. Re:Start drillin'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, do not accept Al Gore as my new overlord.

    40. Re:Start drillin'! by sir+fer · · Score: 1

      pfft..it just *told* you it was a deep-sea monster to get in your pants.

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    41. Re:Start drillin'! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      It worked!

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  2. Hot Water, Hot Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pfffft. Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me.

    1. Re:Hot Water, Hot Earth by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      It sounds like hot fire is already present, throw in "hot heart" and you've got yourself a hot captain planet!

    2. Re:Hot Water, Hot Earth by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      only Ma-Ti can feel his way through this one!

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    3. Re:Hot Water, Hot Earth by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing the hydrocarbons are the Hot Wind? Yeah, I'm not visiting anytime soon...

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    4. Re:Hot Water, Hot Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us think that Captain Planet is already pretty hot.

    5. Re:Hot Water, Hot Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking more along the lines of adding a little redundant hot fire, some typical AC hot air, and a really hot leeloo. MOOLTIPASS!

  3. The Year Was 1977 ... by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think I saw a special about black smokers on TV, I believe they were discovered in 1977 and I remember watching an interview of miniature sub (Alvin) pilot explaining that his temperature sensor melted when they came upon one of them and he decided to get a reading. If I recall the anecdote correctly, they were slowly drifting toward it as his friend explained to him that the hull of their craft was made of the same metal as the thermometer. He then very carefully began to operate the propellers in reverse.

    I think it was even back then that speculation began of life starting around this geothermal energy. That these minerals only populated the sea and made for nutrient rich sea water in which life could propagate.

    The only news here is that the 400 ÂC has been passed on record. I think everyone knew these could get insanely hot.

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    1. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've often wondered how difficult it would be to harness for a energy source. The water around these vents is supposed to be 500+ degrees. The way I'm thinking there should some kind of chimney effect as the water is heated it should rise. By tapping into the heat of this rising water we should be able to extract the energy with out damaging the ecosystem around the vent.

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    2. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was Alvin, and the concern was the windows were made of plexiglas rather than quartz. Looks like Google Books has an excerpt of the page.

    3. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by Monkey-some · · Score: 1

      black smokers are probably too laying under Europa's surface (the tidal force of Jupiter's gravity could contribute to maintain a liquid nucleus in that tiny moon). So there is life maybe there too. Now just imagine the scope of such a mission "send a probe millions and millions of kilometers away to hit an icy moon to get explore the totally unknown underneath ocean of it (a few kilometers of water too)" I don't think it could be ever feasible in a short term.

    4. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by beckerist · · Score: 1

      Jupiter is a lot closer than Saturn and we just did exactly that with Cassini-Huygens. It'd probably be a few years before we'd be able to but it's certainly possible.

      There would definitely be some technological hurdles we'd need to cross but again I can't imagine they would be impossible to get around.

    5. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by a_real_bast... · · Score: 1

      There speaks someone who reads Arthur C. Clarke.

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    6. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by Teun · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The biggest problem is probably the great depth at which the installation needs to be build and the distance it would be from the customer.

      Especially after the 1973 energy crisis a lot of experiments have been done around the world to harness this Geothermal energy.

      For example in Italy near the famous Vesuvius, Campi Flegreii, a couple of wells were drilled (between 1200 and 2000 m. deep) and the natural aquifers produced successfully.

      The problem that eventually killed the project was that this superheated water and steam (250-350 degC) carried lots of very nasty impurities like sulphurous compounds and Arsenic.

      Of the typical 25-35 mega Watts produced only 5 were actually available after proper disposal of the pollutants.

      Of course using natural fumaroles like they do in for example Iceland and Japan is an entirely different matter.

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    7. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

      For example in Italy near the famous Vesuvius, Campi Flegreii, a couple of wells were drilled (between 1200 and 2000 m. deep) and the natural aquifers produced successfully.

      The problem that eventually killed the project was that this superheated water and steam (250-350 degC) carried lots of very nasty impurities like sulphurous compounds and Arsenic.

      Of the typical 25-35 mega Watts produced only 5 were actually available after proper disposal of the pollutants.

      It can/has been done. NZ has several successful geothermal power generation systems... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wairakei

    8. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by Monkey-some · · Score: 1

      Yes you got me, difficult to read any sci-fi book after the great stories by Arthur Clarke. But yes the idea isn't only pure sci-fi, cracks on Europa's icy surface has been spotted regularly. There is a nice picture on apod's website : http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap020602.html

    9. Re:The Year Was 1977 ... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      That would be another good reason to extract the extra energy from under water if the depth problem could be solved. There the impurities are not impurities but apart of the natural ecosystem. It hurts nothing if they are just released there at that depth.

      The energy then could be used to convert water in the hydrogen where it could be shipped anywhere to be used as a fuel source.

      I just wonder if the amount of energy that could be harnessed at the site would be worth the effort.

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  4. When will people learn?!?!?! by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buy an electric car TODAY people! That petrol is causing the ocean to heat up... Wait, what? Magma? Really? Wasn't that around before we invented cars?

    Hang on folks, I'll have to get back to you...

    1. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by 74nova · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      holy crap, that got modded "funny"! I'm sincerely proud of you, mods!

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    2. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Buy an electric car TODAY people! That petrol is causing the ocean to heat up... Wait, what? Magma? Really? Wasn't that around before we invented cars?

      Hang on folks, I'll have to get back to you...

      Don't worry. Al Gore will find a way to blame this on humans and CO2.

    3. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What? I thought he was still after ManBearPig...

      Q: What do you get, when you cross a human with CO2?
      A: ManBearPig?

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    4. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Buy a magma car!

    5. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by tthomas48 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do realize that there's a difference between the roles of natural cycles, and millions of people burning hydrocarbons right?

      Perhaps I should explain. If I put a 100 pound weight on one side of scale and 100 pounds of gold on the other the scale should stay balanced right? I mean assuming this is scale is working like a scale should. Now suppose I put just one ounce of gold extra on the scale. It's just one ounce of gold right? Compared to the 100 pounds that's like a shaving. Shouldn't make much difference, but now the scale's off balance.

      That's what's going on in the world. Sure all these natural cycles are inputs. And what we humans do may be dwarfed by the natural cycles. But the natural cycles were more or less balanced (at least on a human time scale). In the past hundred years or so we've added quite a bit of extra input to one side of the scale. What we've added is minuscule compared to the natural cycles, but remember this is a balance that we're monkeying with. And the stakes are high enough that we might want to err on the side of caution.

    6. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're making two HUGE assumptions. One, that it acts like a scale (which is somewhat plausible), and two, that nature won't add to the 100 pound weight. Or subtract from the gold. Or move some of the gold off the scale. Or... you get my drift.

    7. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Yea we wouldn't want to turn out like the non-carbon neutral dinosaurs... they all died because they messed up their environment

    8. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by tthomas48 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I didn't make the assumption that nature wouldn't. It's just that we can't do as much about nature. Burning fossil fuels we can.

    9. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      "But the natural cycles were more or less balanced (at least on a human time scale)."

      I'm not saying that the cycles won't tilt. I'm just saying that we'd be best to try to keep them balanced lest we end up like the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs had a good run and all, but it was a different planet then. For one, there weren't tons of dinosaurs compressed into liquid fuel being burned into the atmosphere.

    10. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by ardle · · Score: 1

      Are you saying "why bother"? Just checking ;-)
      Good read, that - looks more like their environment messed them up. Natural selection: they weren't expecting any of that stuff to happen!

    11. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Insightful

      what a bullshit notion, that nature or the earth is in balance. The earth has been far, far hotter and far far colder and far, far wetter and far, far drier in the past. Even the Sahara dessert was heavily vegetated not even 12,000 years ago. The oceans have been rising since the last ice age.

    12. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Perhaps I should explain. If I put a 100 pound weight on one side of scale and 100 pounds of gold on the other the scale should stay balanced right? I mean assuming this is scale is working like a scale should. Now suppose I put just one ounce of gold extra on the scale. It's just one ounce of gold right? Compared to the 100 pounds that's like a shaving. Shouldn't make much difference, but now the scale's off balance.

      Actually, your choice of gold is rather amusing, since 100 pounds of gold = 100 Troy pounds, while 100 pound weight generally means avoirdupois pounds (which are heavier). On the other hand, troy *ounces* are heavier than avoirdupois -- the flip is because troy pounds are 12 troy ounces, whereas avoirdupois pounds are 16 avoirdupois ounces.

      So, in fact, the scales started off out of balance and the addition moved them a bit closer to proper balance. (You need ~257.3 more ounces of gold to get there.)

      [/pedantry]

    13. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by tthomas48 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What part of time scale of humankind do you people have a problem with? I realize that the earth swings wildly over the geological record. If catastrophic climate change happens over the next 12,000 years humans might be able to adapt pretty easily. If it happens over the next 70 we might have a bigger problem. In the range of a human lifetime (give or take 70 years) the earth stays pretty balanced (up until recently).

    14. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a horrible analogy, but it is incomplete. In the natural case the "balance" ordinarily fluctuates anyway. For example, for the last few million years global climate has fluctuated between continental glaciations and interglacials on a cycle with its average frequency in the 100000-year range. It's thought to be modulated by astronomical cycles ("Milankovitch cycles"). So, the scale gently tips back and forth even with no human inputs at all.

      The real question is whether it's bad if we plonk that extra "ounce" on there rather abruptly, and accelerate the system at a rate beyond what is usually seen naturally (except in genuine global catastrophes of course, such as asteroid impacts or enormous volcanic eruptions), by injecting carbon that was sequestered in the Earth millions of years ago. Maybe the system will absorb it, maybe not.

      It won't be the end of life on Earth, because the Earth has been through much worse in its geological and biological history, but, lest people think "no problem", it also takes far less than a global catastrophe to stress agriculture and other human systems pretty seriously, and, as you say, the stakes are therefore rather high.

    15. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Sahara dessert was heavily vegetated

      Mmmm. Chocolate covered vegetables.

    16. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And perhaps the Earth Mother's apron strings are used to suspend the balance...?

      This is nonsense. The atmosphere has frequently been out of balance - vulcanism, asteroid strikes, what have you. Each time the atmosphere has rebounded, from much more CO2 than nowadays, for example.

      So you should be thinking about feedback, and positive stability. The Global Warmers claim the planet has negative stability, but all their maths is wrong and the data is now disproving their theory....

    17. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by sjs132 · · Score: 1

      "Zinnng"

      That was the sound of the joke from the parent post you replied to, flying past your inflated head.

      Get a life...

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    18. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      catastrophic climate changes have occurred in very short time periods, less than the 12,000 years you posit. It is inevitable that there will be more from entirely natural causes and people and ecosystems will die.

    19. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps I should explain. If I put a 100 pound weight on one side of scale and 100 pounds of gold on the other the scale should stay balanced right?

      Actually, the scale with 100 lbs of gold on one side and 100 lbs of generic weight on the other will not be balanced. Gold is weighed in Troy pounds (1 Troy pound = 373.2 grams) while nearly all other materials are weighted in Avoirdupois pounds (1 Avoirdupois pound = 453.6 Grams).

      Best of luck with your units the next time you try to make a simple analogy on Slashdot.

    20. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get your facts out of my religion! Realism may not interfere with humanism.

    21. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Atario · · Score: 1

      And our technologically-dependent civilization has been through which of those big changes? Oh, right, none.

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    22. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      You are right. It is a balance. But there is some built-in stability. A better analogy is that you made a balance scale by placing a ruler over a coffee cup. the pivot point is now wide and the scale can withstand some in-balance. But only so much. We can argue abut the shape of the pivot and how much stability of creates

    23. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Insightful
      (at least on a human time scale)

      That's the key phrase. On a human time scale things have been very calm.

      On a geological time scale, things have been very very very active. Cold, hot, cold, hot. Glaciers, volcanoes. We don't even know all that has happened because we simply haven't been here keeping records for all that time.

      We can guess what happened, but it's only a guess, and depends on many assumptions that cannot be verified independently. (For example, CO2 cannot possibly diffuse out of a trapped gas bubble in an ice core over thousands or tens of thousands of years, right? How big a surprise is it to some people that solid water can simply evaporate even while frozen solid?)

      We do know that things have been much different in the past. We are fools to assume that the only 'right' way for the earth to be is how it is now. Or a decade ago. And yet, fools build houses on sandbars all the time. Expensive houses. And then demand that the government do something when nature changes. Just like we are demanding action when nature changes climate, like it has for billions of years prior to us.

      The climate is not a zero sum game. Putting an ounce of gold on one side doesn't mean the system won't react (and we know it will) to restore balance.

      But then, a 100 pound lead weight on one side doesn't balance a 100 pound gold weight on the other in the first place. Lead is measured in a different system than gold. Even though a troy ounce weighs more than an avoirdupois ounce, there are only 12 to the pound. You can put a LOT of extra gold on the gold side before the lead is balanced.

    24. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but how habitable is the planet when it's hotter, colder, wetter, and drier? I like my environment to be temperate rather than hostile.

    25. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that humans are less adaptable than dinosaurs?

    26. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      humans have gone through them for the last 200,000 years. the question why you are worried that we come out of the other side of the next one without mp3 players and zoning permits has me chuckling.

    27. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by jvkjvk · · Score: 1
      I just tried to look it up myself on the allmighty google (amg) and wouldn't you know most people are talking about the current climate change? However, I did find this neat piece about the glacial periods 720,000 years to now here(pdf).

      Over that timespan, the average catastrophic climate change was 90,000 years:

      Emiliani (22) deter mined O16/18 ratios, representing the last 720,000 years, show eight distinct glacial cycles averaging approximately 90,000 years in length.

      So, are you talking about earlier changes than that period? Or were you only talking about local changes to specific regions of the planet like the Sahara?

      The earth has been far, far hotter and far far colder and far, far wetter and far, far drier in the past.

      Yes, but for the past 720,000 years, not an inconsiderable length of human time, it has only "catastrophically" done so on 90,000 year averages.

      So, could you give me an example of such a sudden shift in that 720,000 year timeframe? If not, any example would do.

      You sound very authoritative so I imagine you must already have one in mind.

      Thanks!

    28. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your idea of balance is RIDICULOUS, and it's the same crap that makes people feel guilty about the environment issue. It also makes it easier to sell hybrids, and eco stuff.
      Remember, the earth was once a rock of chemicals and, yea rocks. Also, once there where dinosaurs... did 'nature' punish them for kickin' too much ass?

      Wake up and realize that the campaigns made to alert us about the harm we're doing to the environmente are meant to get away attention from the harm we're doing to our own (yes, I just gotta say this, superior) species.

    29. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Atario · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of industrial agriculture and timber-framed construction.

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    30. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      Like this one?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Magna

      Oh, you said Magma...

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    31. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you get my drift.

      *sniff* *sniff* you bastard!

    32. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      And what we humans do may be dwarfed by the natural cycles.

      This from a species with nuclear weapons, currently researching antimatter production.

    33. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, to a degree.

      The previous poster utterly failed to make the point that the Earth will balance itself. It is a closed ecosystem, albeit a rather big one, and therefore displays the same characteristics as any other closed ecosystem.

      The Earth will take care of itself by counterbalancing natural and man-made effects. The Earth will never be out of balance. It is just that WE think the Earth is out of balance compared to what WE think it should be. The Earth, non-living as it is, doesn't care what we think (or what Al Gore thinks).

    34. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As George Carlin once said, "The planet is fine. The people are f*cked."

    35. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by MoeDrippins · · Score: 1

      Buy an electric car TODAY people! That petrol is causing the ocean to heat up... Wait, what? Magma? Really? Wasn't that around before we invented cars?

      Hang on folks, I'll have to get back to you...

      Don't worry. Al Gore will find a way to blame this on humans and CO2.

      And /. will interpolate that to just the people in the US. Except people in the northern states of Canada - they're all pure and holy.

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    36. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      What nature does is not always beneficial to us. I would wager that most of Earth's history would have been inhospitable to us and much more of the future would be unless we change it. Now of course I'm talking about very large time scales but even in the short term there can be large natural variations. Now I'm for being a responsible society but we must also be reasonable.

    37. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      Yes. I'm well aware nature could at any point take us out. I also realize that it can swing wildly. All I'm saying is that we should do our best to keep it from swinging wildly. This currently being our only habitable planet and all.

    38. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magma? Really? Wasn't that around before we invented cars?

      Yes, magma has been around for a long time. The Republicans invented it back in the 1800's as part of their plan to destroy the environment.

    39. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      I laugh when people do this. You're comparing geological cycles over thousands of years to problems we've been seeing in the last 50-60 years. Sorry guy, but the earth naturally does not change in only 50-60 years. The timescale of the planet is much longer. Climate changes in hundreds or thousands of years. Life has time to adapt during these changes. The planet moves on.

      If we're seeing measurable problems in only 50 years, there is nothing natural about it.

    40. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Troed · · Score: 1

      Many scientists believe that storms are caused by global warming, but these were came during the so-called Little Ice Age that affected Europe from about 1600 to 1850.

      The records also suggest that Europe saw a spell of rapid warming, similar to that experienced today, during the 1730s that must have been caused naturally

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2496902/Lord-Nelson-and-Captain-Cooks-shiplogs-question-climate-change-theories.html

      The current warming cycle topped out in 1998 btw, we've been cooling since.

    41. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by redJag · · Score: 1

      I think more that we need to be careful that we don't trigger a catastrophic event in which nature has to re-balance itself and we as a species are a casualty of that balancing.

    42. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that argument is logically false also. (dont you understand statistics?) We saw a *spike* in 1998 and nothing has been "cooling" since. If you take 1998 out of the data and treat it as an outlier, then in fact it has been warmer every year from 1993 to today. Not quite as warm as 1998, but getting there. So why dont you take a look at the raw data and let me know if you still think everything's just peachy, yes?

      And here it is, you can even see the 1998 spike.
      http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/corporate/pressoffice/myths/myth6_1.gif

      I'm well aware there was a medevil warm period and a "little ice age". Both of those things lasted a few hundred years, and none of them were as extreme (cooling or heating) as what we've seenin the last 50. Sorry, nothing about this speaks "natural cycles" to me. Since a quick look at the data suggests otherwise, i think you're motives for believing what you want are not grounded in science, which is too bad.

    43. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Troed · · Score: 1

      Oh what I'm writing is well grounded in science :) One of the points made in the link I gave you was also that we've indeed seen events as "extreme" (which they aren't at all) naturally just in the last few hundred years.

      Regarding the so-called warming, you'd probably want to look into the work of Watts et. al. - mapping the different temperature sensor networks and trying to find out why only one of three points to any increase in temperature at all, and the others point to cooling for over a decade now.

      http://wattsupwiththat.wordpress.com/

      You do know that the number of scientists who disagree with the IPCC findings by far outweigh the number of signees I hope?

    44. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      you're talking out of your ass, the transition to the Little Ice Age a few centuries ago went within a year

    45. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      Two issues i have with using this as a basis for your entire opinion:

      1. it only looks since 1979.
      2. it looks at troposphere tempratures (as opposed to sea/land surface tempratures)

      Most data i've seen uses sea surface tempratures as the indicator of temprature anomolies. What would an anomoly in the troposphere indicate?

      Most data i've seen draws from 150 years ago up until now so patterns can be easily seen. What value is there in only using the last 30 years of data? And is the any indication that global warming, should it be real, would manifest itself immediately as an anomoly in the troposphere?

      To understand whether this is real or not you have to consider ALL data. Not just a small subset that supports your point of view.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming

    46. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      That's quite a wild claim. Show me your proof to back it up.

    47. Re:When will people learn?!?!?! by Troed · · Score: 1

      If you believe in AGW you should know that the troposphere is where it would manifest itself most clearly. Apparently it doesn't.

      I do not understand why you think my opinion is based on satellite measurements since 1979 btw. Other interesting things to look at is the PDO shifts compared to the known periodic cycles in temperature during the whole 20th century - or the solar cycle intensities since the 18th century.

      Fact is, there's very little scientific support for the AGW hypothesis.

      PDO: http://wattsupwiththat.wordpress.com/2008/07/20/shifting-of-the-pacific-decadal-oscillation-from-its-warm-mode-to-cool-mode-assures-global-cooling-for-the-next-three-decades/

      Quiet Sun = cooling: http://sacredscoop.com/?p=1075

  5. He got the quote wrong by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It's water, but not as we know it";

    "It's water JIM, but not as we know it". Yeash. If you're going to make pop culture references, at least get them right!

    In other news, I vote we go to war against California. They are obviously attempting a scorched earth policy against the world's oil supply. Once we've secured the area, we can bring John Wayne in to take care of the problem.

    1. Re:He got the quote wrong by Dice · · Score: 1

      In other news, I vote we go to war against California. They are obviously attempting a scorched earth policy against the world's oil supply. Once we've secured the area, we can bring John Wayne [imdb.com] in to take care of the problem.

      I think he'll be on our side, particularly with regards to the LA area. There is, after all, an airport named after him. (Scroll down about half way for picture of the eerily large statue present at said airport).

    2. Re:He got the quote wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOSH!

  6. Seems like.... by bwcbwc · · Score: 4, Funny

    an awful lot of effort to go through for some parboiled prawns. The Ventura county site sounds like a great spot for a barbecue, though. Don't even have to bring any charcoal.

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    1. Re:Seems like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember seeing on Discovery Channel (?) years ago a show where they wrapped a chicken in aluminum foil, poured lava on it, let it sit for a fairly normal cooking time, and cracked the shell open. Supposedly the chicken was delicious and super juicy. That California site might be a good place for a good old-new-fashioned underground pig roast.

    2. Re:Seems like.... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Unless it was solidified lava, that seems unlikely. From some quick searches, it seems that the lower range of temperatures for molten lava is ~700 C, while aluminum melts at ~660 C.

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    3. Re:Seems like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm having trouble finding that clip with a chicken and foil, but here's directions and pictures with game hen and banana leaves instead. The clip I saw had the cook use a lot less lava in a thinner layer than this; it looked almost like a big, dirty egg.

    4. Re:Seems like.... by Sloosh13 · · Score: 1

      Luau. Not barbecue.

    5. Re:Seems like.... by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's banana leaves or the like, which might burn up, but will protect the chicken. When Alton Brown did a ./ interview, he was asked about that and denied it was possible. However, lava isn't a very good heat conductor and you scoop out lava so it works.

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    6. Re:Seems like.... by vimm · · Score: 0

      actually there is an abundance of crustaceans and other life around black smokers. There's a lot of nutrients and minerals coming out of these things

    7. Re:Seems like.... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      That makes more sense, as the leaves will (I imagine) char and leave a protective carbon layer around the chicken.

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    8. Re:Seems like.... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I was thinking a Hawaiian luau - with a buried roast pig...yummy!

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  7. Can we still blame pollution for this? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    Seriously, though, wouldn't the water just convert to steam at that point, even if it WAS under that much water? What are the properties of water at that temperature? Could this conceivably be used to power locomotivators (more commonly known as "iron horses") across large distances on metal rails? This could help solve that whole oil problem!

    Also, they found my luau pig! Awesome... seriously, I forgot where I buried it. It's probably too burnt to eat by now, though...

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    1. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Could this conceivably be used to power locomotivators (more commonly known as "iron horses") across large distances on metal rails? This could help solve that whole oil problem!

      This could help solve that whale oil problem!

      There. Fixed it for you.

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    2. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      """
      Seriously, though, wouldn't the water just convert to steam at that point, even if it WAS under that much water?
      """

      Not under that amount of pressure.

    3. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by pla · · Score: 5, Informative

      Seriously, though, wouldn't the water just convert to steam at that point, even if it WAS under that much water?

      The term "supercritical" doesn't just make a nice-sounding buzzword to toss into the article.

      It literally means that you can make no meaningful distinction between the liquid and gaseous phases of the water at that pressure and temperature - You have something between the two phases with no phase-change energy transition separating them.


      As an aside, humans use supercritical water all the time, in power plants. This only counts as interesting because we've never seen it occur naturally before (most likely because we don't tend to hang out a lot in places at pressures above 22MPa).

    4. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

      It's God's pressure cooker. At that depth the pressure is so high that the boiling temperature of water is higher than the normal 100C. That said, there's no reason it couldn't be converting to steam in small pockets and then the steam re-condenses as it comes in contact with cooler water.

      It would be even more interesting if the hot water could rise up fast enough without mixing too much with the cooler water around it to the point where it actually would start to boil vigorously. It would be a race between the decrease in pressure and the decrease in temperature.

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    5. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      water (like all matter) does indeed melt/boil at different temps depending upon pressure.

    6. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      pressure. Water under high pressure doesn't boil as cool. That's exactly why they call it supercritical.

    7. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 5, Informative
      That said, there's no reason it couldn't be converting to steam in small pockets and then the steam re-condenses as it comes in contact with cooler water.

      Actually there is a reason: it's "supercritical".

      For it to turn to steam would require a phase change between it and the surrounding water, and a supercritical fluid by definition has no distinct phase change between the liquid and gasous phases.

      You'd think that if the pressure would be high enough, a liquid would stay a liquid at any arbitrary temperature, but that's not what happens. If you have a vessel strong enough to withstand the increasing pressure, and you heat a liquid within it, that has a gasous phase above it, you first see boiling. Then, as the pressure in the gas phase rises, the boiling stops. But, if you keep heating it, an interesting thing happens: the line between liquid and gas phase disappears, and the fluid only has one phase. It is supercritical.

      In this case, boiling never starts because the pressure is high to begin with.

      Now, the supercritical water is much less dense than seawater (or plain water, for that matter), so it does rise, and if it cools slower than the pressure drops as it rises, yes, it might start to boil.

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    8. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by Mursk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, what you're saying is... it actually IS water as we know it? Damn, there goes that clever sound bite.

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    9. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Thanks, tips. That is what I was asking. Under that much water = under an equivalent amount of pressure.

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    10. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supercritical water (or steam, same thing) occurs when the temperature and pressure are above the thermodynamic critical point. At that supercritcial point there is no state change from liquid to gas.
          In power generation, to improve efficiency of power stations the operating temperature must be raised. Using water as the coolant, this takes it into supercritical conditions. Efficiencies can be raised from about 39% for sub critical operation to about 45% using current technology. Typical steam parameters used in sub-critical reheat steam plants are 2400 psi/1000F/1000F while modern supercritical units are operating at steam conditions above 3900 psi/1075F/1110F.
          Supercritical carbon dioxide is also being used as a working fluid in heat pumps being developed by Mitsubishi.

    11. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by daemonburrito · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know where to post in this thread to help everyone who needs it, but here is the first result from a google search for "water phase diagram".

      Phase diagrams are extremely helpful. That red dot in the upper right area is the "critical point", and the dashed phase line is meant to convey that the difference between the phases in no longer meaningful.

      The way that many of us were taught about the phases of matter is way too simplistic. "Solid-Liquid-Gas" isn't very helpful once you leave the realm of everyday human experience. If you aren't a physicist, you'll probably have to consult a phase diagram. Intuition is pretty useless.

    12. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, that post of yours could go either sarcastic or honest. Don't know you so...

      At any rate, I recall that in my grade 11 Chem course we did a bit on pressure. The teacher created a "vacuum" over a bowl of water at room temperature and it boiled. That's less than an atmosphere difference and boiling. So, imagine what one more atmosphere would do to the boiling point. It'll go up quite a bit. Now try to imagine how much more pressure than that there is down at that depth i.e. at that pressure, it's really really *really* hard to make something boil.

      Beyond that, I /could/ open up one of my Physics books and calculate something, but I'm not exactly that enamoured in this problem to do that. But, if you want to...

    13. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a nice video of this here, with an explanation by our resident mad prof; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBRdBrnIlTQ&eurl

    14. Re:Can we still blame pollution for this? by lxw56 · · Score: 1

      Thanks a ton for the link. My brain just exploded.

  8. The cause of Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    See! humans aren't at fault for causing Global Warming! The Earth itself isdoing it!

  9. Dinner by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Get a boat out to that vent, stat. You could fish up pre-boiled lobster there!

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  10. Does this seem a bit obvious to anyone by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Informative

    As pressure increases, boiling point rises for (almost?) any substance.

    As heat increases, density decreases due to increased movement of the particles.

    Therefore, shouldn't water at the bottom of the ocean have an unusually high boiling point - and water which is heated to near that boiling point be much less dense?

    To me it seems like they're backing up existing thermodynamic properties with evidence

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    1. Re:Does this seem a bit obvious to anyone by ZombieWomble · · Score: 3, Informative

      What's interesting is that the statements you made are only true up to a certain point - as pressure increases, boiling point rises, true. But above a certain pressure/temperature combination, the distinction between "liquid" and "gas" becomes meaningless, and so the boiling point stops being a meaningful value. While this has been shown in other materials in the past, this one is interesting because it's in water, and everyone loves water.

    2. Re:Does this seem a bit obvious to anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As pressure increases, boiling point rises for (almost?) any substance.

      Pressure lowers the freezing point for water b/c frozen water packs bigger than liquid water (which obviously doesn't apply here). I don't think there are any known substances that take up less volume in gas form than they do in liquid form, so I think pressure increases the boiling point for all known substances. (If I'm wrong, please tell me.)

    3. Re:Does this seem a bit obvious to anyone by Nyckname · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pressure at 3000m is about 290 atmospheres.

    4. Re:Does this seem a bit obvious to anyone by camperdave · · Score: 1

      But above a certain pressure/temperature combination, the distinction between "liquid" and "gas" becomes meaningless, and so the boiling point stops being a meaningful value. While this has been shown in other materials in the past, this one is interesting because it's in water...

      It's not so much that it is water, but that it is naturally ocurring. We've been heating water to the supercritical point for ages. Many nuclear reactors operate at these temperatures and pressures, I believe.

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    5. Re:Does this seem a bit obvious to anyone by catmistake · · Score: 1

      As heat increases, density decreases due to increased movement of the particles.

      Well, ignoring the substance of your question (because I'm not sure either... pressure I'd guess), let's also remember water is weird, and the opposite occurs... as heat decreases, yes, water becomes more dense (cold water sinks in warmer water)... until it freezes, and then it becomes less dense (ice floats).

  11. Supercritical water oxidation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Once you put water under enough pressure (think 4000 PSI), you can pump almost an infite amount of heat into it without it undergoing a phase change. Useful for all sorts things, like breaking down any organic compound into constituant atoms. So the water in the story isn't the hottest on earth, only the hottest naturally occuring.

    1. Re:Supercritical water oxidation by gregbot9000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know all about this, as does anyone who eats breakfast at Macdonald's. This is apparently how they make their coffee.

  12. Carbon sequestration by Freeside1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Here geologists blame buried hydrocarbons burning as they get access to air through cracks in the ground.

    Does carbon sequestration still sound like a great idea?

    1. Re:Carbon sequestration by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      nevermind. i'm not a chemist. CO2 has no hydrogen.

    2. Re:Carbon sequestration by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 1

      Carbon is different than hydrocarbons. Sheesh.

    3. Re:Carbon sequestration by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd say DeBeers might have something to gain by investing in underground carbon storage, though :)

  13. Smokin' in Ventura County by flaming+error · · Score: 3, Funny

    It happens that I'm not far from Fillmore, so I went to see the spot. It was intensely hot, and the smoke emanated from a particular bush. I left a mashed up recording of Jeremy Irons playing on a loop. The recording says "You must lead my people out of captivity and into the promised land."

    1. Re:Smokin' in Ventura County by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      Ojai?

    2. Re:Smokin' in Ventura County by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      All I remember is that "The Bionic Woman" was supposed to be from Ojai. I had a terrible crush on Lindsay Wagner back then.

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  14. Missing Option! by Redfeather · · Score: 1

    Bar and grill built over hot land! Think of the savings on overhead oven costs!

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  15. Global Warming Caused by Al Queda by Republican+Gun · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Does this mean that global warming is not caused by Al Queda? Or that Al Bore's coal company is not to blame either? How will Nancy Pelosi save the Earth Now?

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    1. Re:Global Warming Caused by Al Queda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think any of those conclusions are made or broken...

      Troll much?

  16. 2 acres? Let's get grilling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody call Guinness and then get some pork ribs ready, we've got a country to feed!

  17. So we can finally by electricbern · · Score: 3, Funny

    Plant baked potatos in California?

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    1. Re:So we can finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's potatoes. What are you, the Antiquayle?

  18. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it run Linux?

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      WTF?

      That was like me saying "Hey, check out my haircut!" with you responding "Yea, my iPhone does that!"

    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      WTF?

      That was like me saying "Hey, check out my haircut!" with you responding "Yea, my iPhone does that!"

      That's what SHE said.

  19. This prooves it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    global warming is a myth. hot water from magma is causing the earth to warm.

    go back to your long hair and pot, you anti-american pro-global warming hoax hippies!

    1. Re:This prooves it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      global warming is a myth.

      No, it's not. Global warming is a very serious problem. Every reputable scientist agrees that this so called "magma" is nothing more than a hoax perpetrated by Big Oil so that they can continue with their nefarious plan to destroy the environment.

    2. Re:This prooves it by moortak · · Score: 1

      >

      go back to your long hair and pot

      I think I will

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  20. California hotspot by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny

    So can we conclude from this that Ventura==hot air?

    Of course, many Minnesotans already knew that... (and others learned it the hard way)

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  21. Bunch of old motor cycles? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Someone dumped their Honda Magna with a full tank of gas and it is still burning. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Magna

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  22. Re:2 acres? Let's get grilling! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Toss another whale on the barbie!

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  23. Hot Earth?? by ROMRIX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't buck trend buddy! These days it's called "Global Warming!"
    You don't want to piss off the Gore groupies!

    1. Re:Hot Earth?? by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      No no no no noooo

      You see, it's because of Global Warming, that the heat is being transfered INSIDE the planet which in turn causes massive earthquakes and tsunami! If we keep burning fossil fuels, the planet will crack into a bazillion pieces. At this point, a minute gravitational disturbance cause by the distruction of Earth will force the Sun to go super-nova.

      Ohhh noes!

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    2. Re:Hot Earth?? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Global warming" was to specific. They changed it to "Global Climate Change" in case things started to cool back off they could get more funding out of it.

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    3. Re:Hot Earth?? by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      Booooooo! Hiss!

      How can you seriously believe that climate change is a conspiracy for researchers to get funding? Michael Crichton's climatology "research" notwithstanding, this is just absurd on its face. Researchers fabricating a global climate crisis for grants? Really? The powerful cabal of climate scientists?!

      Say that out-loud to yourself, and tell me that it's not absurd.

    4. Re:Hot Earth?? by Tejin · · Score: 1
      Just what you'd expect someone on the Climate Scientist payroll to say...

      'Big Science' has their hands in everything these days I tells ya.

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    5. Re:Hot Earth?? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      You have the conspiracy backwards. The government in their quest for more power needs a bogeyman. They can come up with something, even from credible research, and promote that by funding anyone that agrees with it and removing funding from those who disagree. They end up with a "Scientific consensus" due to the funding. This then allows the government to add more taxes to combat this and this empowers them to pass new legislation that whittles away personal freedoms.

      Just like the freeing of slaves was used to promote support for the removal of state's rights and anyone apposed to the federal power grab was someone who wants to enslave people. Or Nazis were used to implement income tax. Drugs are used to erode privacy rights. Or even a minor trade dispute in an outlying system can be used to springboard someone to Emperor of the galaxy.

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    6. Re:Hot Earth?? by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      Ah. I thought you were saying that human-caused climate change wasn't happening. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

      Obama is in the pockets of Big Tire Gage.

      I love tire gauges. Who wouldn't like a 30% reduction in their fuel bill? In fact, if we all spent an hour or two a week making sure our vehicles were working properly, we could use oil exclusively from the continent (Mexico, Canada, and domestic production at current or lower levels).

      And then there's the whole "not radically changing the one planet we live on" thing. Think of it as a bonus.

  24. Paris Hilton Says... by rirugrat · · Score: 1

    ...That's Hot!

  25. It's the pressure... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Higher pressure means a higher boiling point. That's why pressurized water reactors use pressurized water.

    Since every 10 metres of depth gives you one atmosphere of pressure, the pressures at depth are very high and so are boiling points.

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  26. Great burial site. by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The 812-degree temperature was measured Friday about a foot below the surface."
    Buried AND cremated for the price of one.
    That should even stop a troll.

    hmmm toxic waste dump...

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  27. Absent Temperture Scale by Nymz · · Score: 4, Informative

    The original article has since been updated with a picture, a map, and even a video. But the 800 degree temperature still lacks a -&deg-F designation IMO. Here was my original submission:

    Ground temperatures exceeding 800 degrees (C? F? HOT!) are being recorded at the Los Padres Forest in Ventura County, California. Geologists are uncertain why, but a popular theory is that hydrocarbons in some form (petroleum, gas, coal) are being exposed to air through cracks formed in dry ground. (Fuel + Oxygen + Heat = Fire Triangle) The last thing California needs are forest fires from below, after so recently fighting off forest fires from lightning above, so fire fighters are closely monitoring the area.

    1. Re:Absent Temperture Scale by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should go drill out those hydrocarbs. They could put it in drums and see if anyone would buy it.

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    2. Re:Absent Temperture Scale by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exceeding 800 by how much? Temperatures 6 feet under the roads in Centralia PA have been recorded at 853F. The town is abandoned and the roads are detoured around. A coal mine underground has been burning for decades.

      http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/Johnathan_F_Beltz.htm

      Luckily PA isn't as prone to forest fires, but living on top of a giant Weber grill does tend to lower your property values.

    3. Re:Absent Temperture Scale by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as this is California, which is still, for some reason, part of the united states, and newspapers usually run temps in the local measure, It would be safe to assume it is F.

    4. Re:Absent Temperture Scale by khallow · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I might buy it. But they'd have to do something to it first. Doesn't sound really handy as black goo in barrels.

    5. Re:Absent Temperture Scale by drew · · Score: 1

      No kidding.... Why haven't they fallen off into the ocean yet. Wasn't that supposed to happen like 30 years ago?

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    6. Re:Absent Temperture Scale by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      A coal mine underground has been burning for decades. http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/Johnathan_F_Beltz.htm

      http://suspended.hostgator.com/?domain=www.offroaders.com Congrats. You took down a hobbyists' forum less than a week into the month. [I'm not sure if a smilie or a frown belongs here.]

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  28. Google maps approximate area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't find precise information, but the general area is north of Fillmore, California, somewhere in those scrubby hills. There is some oil/gas field development visible in this area (zoom in and you can see the storage tanks and wellheads), so it might be close to that spot.

  29. Burning Hydrocarbons by pentalive · · Score: 1

    This isn't the town that had to be condemned because the coal underground was ignited?

    1. Re:Burning Hydrocarbons by ThomConspicuous · · Score: 5, Informative

      This isn't the town that had to be condemned because the coal underground was ignited?

      That would be Centralia, Pennsylvania

    2. Re:Burning Hydrocarbons by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Informative

      This isn't the town that had to be condemned because the coal underground was ignited?

      That would be Centralia, Pennsylvania

      And that's not the only underground coal fire.

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  30. Hot Vents Melt ICE? Noooooooo! It couldn't be! by itsybitsy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Could it be that Hot Vents Under the Ice could melt the ice? Well from a basic test you can do in your kitchen - put ice in hot water - proves that it could be the case that the hot vents could melt the ice cap!

    Maybe it's not ALL man after all! Maybe mother nature is just doing her thing not caring one bit about us which is the NORMAL course of events in objective reality.

    Also, it couldn't be that the sun hitting the earth warms the planet. Nope that's not a factor either even though the sun's gotten a bit hotter over the last four centuries that it's been monitored by humans.

    It all must be man. Evil vile man.

    1. Re:Hot Vents Melt ICE? Noooooooo! It couldn't be! by itsybitsy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Vent and Seep Communities on the Arctic Seafloor
      http://www.arctic.noaa.gov/essay_vogt.html

      Boiling Hot Water Found in Frigid Arctic Sea
      http://www.livescience.com/environment/080724-black-smokers.html

      "Many miles inside the Arctic Circle, scientists have found elusive vents of scalding liquid rising out of the seafloor at temperatures that are more than twice the boiling point of water."

      "The cluster of five hydrothermal vents, also called black smokers, were discovered farther north than any others previously identified. The vents, one of which towers four stories high, are located on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge between Greenland and Norway, more than 120 miles farther north than other known vents."

  31. First order of business: the blame by Quila · · Score: 1

    How do we pin this on man-made global warming? It's a stretch, but the populace has accepted longer stretches than this. Can I buy credits to offset the effects of this?

    1. Re:First order of business: the blame by ProfM · · Score: 1

      After the blame goes around for a few weeks, the next order is to stop it.

      I propose taking all the RIAA lawyers and sue god for a defective designed Earth.

      If that fails, then use them to plug the vent.

    2. Re:First order of business: the blame by miserere+nobis · · Score: 1

      How do we pin this on man-made global warming?

      Duh, where do you think the earth got the idea for doing this?

      It probably didn't even notice our measly little one-or-two degree human-caused warming. But obviously it then watched An Inconvenient Truth and realized that it was catastrophic for us-- and that it could get rid of the whole pesky human infestation just by sending some magma up surfaceward to bump up the heat.

      If it works, it will probably be considered a medical breakthrough on the order of penicillin, and you can bet the news will travel quickly throughout space to any other planets infected with humanoid life that inducing a slight fever for a few years can take care of the disease. So we're not only responsible for global warming, but for galactic warming. Hello, happy, healthy planets! Goodbye, ET!

  32. Quick, someone tell Al Gore.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG, OMG, OMG, Al Gore needs to stop this fast! This is global warming!!! A 200 foot wall of melted polar ice is probably rushing toward the United State now. This is really bad!

  33. That would sure make some ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... hot grits!

  34. Underwater Supervolcano by OldSoldier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I first read this article I was immediately reminded of Yellowstone National Park with the phrase "huge bubble of magma". Yellowstone is a well known super volcano. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supervolcano

    With over 75% of the earth being water, it seems natural to assume that there are supervolcanos underwater. My question is ... does anyone know and if so what sort of effect do such eruptions have on the marine ecosystem?

    1. Re:Underwater Supervolcano by peektwice · · Score: 1

      Just guessing... since the Yellowstone Caldera has been suggested to have been responsible for mass-extinctions, it would have a similar effect in a marine environment as well.

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    2. Re:Underwater Supervolcano by catmistake · · Score: 1

      With over 75% of the earth being water,

      Uh... if that were true there wouldn't be enough gravity to have an Earth. Its only the surface that is mostly covered with water.

    3. Re:Underwater Supervolcano by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

      ehhh... well played sir, but you know what I mean. And it doesn't affect the general idea... 3 out of 4 super volcanoes should be in ocean areas. What happens when they go boom?

    4. Re:Underwater Supervolcano by catmistake · · Score: 1

      LOL
      OK, I'm pretty sure that although there is some life that tolerates high temperatures and the other nastiness, most life as we know it gets killed off... I have no references, but I think I saw on History channel that some mass underwater extinctions were caused by underwater volcanic activity.[citation needed]

    5. Re:Underwater Supervolcano by trongey · · Score: 1

      ... 3 out of 4 super volcanoes should be in ocean areas. What happens when they go boom?

      Well, it doesn't exactly work that way. The "super volcanoes" that would go boom tend to occur under the continents. Most undersea volcanoes have a completely different chemistry which lends itself to less viscuous, gently flowing lava (as in Hawaii) so you don't get the boom.

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    6. Re:Underwater Supervolcano by sharpmarble · · Score: 1

      plus you have to consider the water pressure from the ocean above any would-be ocean floor supervolcanos. One would think that the increased pressure would cause the typical eruption cycle time to increase dramatically. The down side is... IF sub-oceanic supervolcanoes exist, and one were to erupt, with all of the added pressure involved in the mix it would be an eruption of epic proportions. Just my $0.02

    7. Re:Underwater Supervolcano by sharpmarble · · Score: 1

      or... the added oceanic pressure would effectively muffle the eruption and a ton of lava would seep out while tsunamis laid waste to all of the coasts surrounding the epicenter

    8. Re:Underwater Supervolcano by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      A supervolcano is what happens when you have a hot spot underlying continental crust. The thickness of the overlying crust and the magmas that form as a result of the different geochemistry are what give you a supervolcano. When you have a hot spot underlying basaltic oceanic crusts you get Hawaii. This isn't to say they can't be partially underwater , they're just not going to occur in the deep ocean.

  35. Terrible example! by YourMotherCalled · · Score: 0

    You're assuming our impact on the earth is equal to the one ounce in your example!

    What if our impact was equal to that of a single whisker from a household cat? What if our impact was 1/100th of the whisker?

  36. imagine the mortgage bailout for that real estate by heroine · · Score: 1

    The cost of refinancing the 2 acres under the mortgage rescue bill immediately shot up to $433,433,433.

  37. global warming explained by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

    I know how to patch the hole in the ocean: tax the corporations and rich.

  38. hot water cool rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn't hot water large scale, create cool rain large scale...Before ya know it, they'll say fire is hot.

  39. Re:Video of Triple Point by Technician · · Score: 2, Informative

    The CO2 triple point is interesting to watch. The discovery in the article is regarding water hot enough at high enough pressure to cross this point in nature.

    Video of CO2 crossing this point is here;
    http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Carbon+Dioxide+critical&hl=en&emb=0#q=CO2%20phases&hl=en&emb=0

    In a nutshell, it's the point where the vapor is just as dense as the liquid state. Watch to video to the triple point.

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  40. The problem with this world by Muros · · Score: 1

    Global warming exists, and it's a figment of some loony leftwing person's imagination. The world is overpopulated, and thats why we need more children to pay for our pensions. Pollution is rife, and we need industries to combat it. But this natural source of energy, it defies us... we must shoot those who would take it's energy and nuke the source. Only then will we be safe... Ok enough bullshit. I've read the comments here and the only ones that rise above the radar are "funny", or pointlessy but "informatively" pointing out obvious facts without pointing out the enourmous potential. Who gives a shit about funny or the fact that boiling point is higher at higher pressures. If you're reading this you should bloody well know that. I expected a discussion of how this can exploited for the benefit of mankind. A massive source of heat nicely placed right bang in the middle of the most humongous heatsink on the planet... Anyone have more constructive comments about this phenomenon?

  41. Old news by InPastaItrust · · Score: 1

    I don't know why you all are being deliberately ignorant. The underground fire has been burning since the eighties. The fire was started by a certain oil company that claims to be cleaner and greener. They injected super heated air into several wells to improve oil recovery. When the soil moisture drops, poof, you get surface fires, poisonous vents etc. Tapping the energy from these outcroppings is hazardous. Poison gas (H2S)extreme unpredictable heat and sink holes just to name a few hazards. In Granada Hills PG&E injected massive quantities of natural gas in the ground as a means of storage. Unfortunately the gas found its way to the surface through faults. Spontaneous eruptions of flame shooting out of the hillsides caused all kinds of fun. If you really want something to worry about check out the Southern Pacific pipeline condition reports. Those 50 plus year old pipes run right under several dozens of cities from the LA basin to Texas. Texas City will seem tiny in comparison when these pipelines inevitably rupture. Well thats enough for now.

  42. How do they do that? by bXTr · · Score: 1

    How does water get above 212 deg. F (100 deg. C)?

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    1. Re:How do they do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pressure. Increased pressure means water boils at a different tempature. Really HIGH pressure means it doesnt boil/vaporize but turns supercritical.

  43. First of all... by actionbastard · · Score: 1

    Underground hydrocarbon-fueled fires are not new. Centralia, Pennsylvania has been on fire, underground, since 1961. That's forty-seven years. Second, those 'black smokers' are old news, also -older than most /. readers.

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  44. Damn you, SpongeBob! by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

    It must be all those SUVs in Bikini Bottom!

    Or maybe just the grill at the Krusty Krab.

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    1. Re:Damn you, SpongeBob! by phrostie · · Score: 1

      someone pulled Patrick's finger

  45. Burning Hydrocarbons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are talking about under the ocean? How is the hydrocarbons getting access to air? The reason why the water is so hot is because they are being heated by the magma! What is this talk about hydrocarbons! This makes no sense.

  46. What did you expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all the flamers in California, I'm surprised that the ground there is only 433C!

  47. What about supercritical steam power plants? by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    There is one thing I never understood about supercritical steam power plants.

    The whole deal with the Rankine fluid phase change cycle in everthing from your airconditioner to a steam power plant is that the phase change results in a massive volume change (reduction in V). This means that the PV work to bring your working fluid up to pressure is small, or at least small in relation to the work done expanding that fluid in ratio of the V in the vapor phase to V in the liquid phase.

    The problem with all gas phase heat engines such as the gas turbine is that since there is no phase change, the amount of compressor power is large compared to the amount of turbine power, and a good fraction of the turbine power runs the compressor. To get good efficiency, you need high mechanical efficiencies for both compressor and turbine.

    Since the supercritical state eliminates the phase change, doesn't the supercritical cycle become more like the gas turbine cycle in that a lot of the energy from the turbine is now needed to run the feedwater pump? Or am I missing something here?

  48. Ojai yo! by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    Ojai yo!

    (Bad pun that makes more sense if you're in the right time zone.)

    Cheers,

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  49. Land for Sale by ndnspongebob · · Score: 1

    Lot for sale in california. HOT! HOT! HOT!

  50. Pet sea monsters. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Sea monsters, for unknown reason, are related to cows and dogs and thus we can -easily- domesticate them. A generation from now, every child will want and have a pet sea monster. There will be shelters of abandoned sea monsters and giant mounds where the kids that got a sea monster for christmas but didn't really understand the commitment go. PETA will protest, for sure.

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    1. Re:Pet sea monsters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sea monsters, for unknown reason, are related to cows and dogs and thus we can -easily- domesticate them.

      Uhh... No. You got it wrong. Cows, sure, but not dogs. Haven't you read your lolcat bible or are you a HERETIC??? Genesis 1:

      An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good

  51. So wait... by tjstork · · Score: 1

    The ocean is riddled with these geological vents heating the sea water at the bottom to more than 700 degrees, all coming out of molten magnum plumes that are miles high wide, and deep, and you don't know how many they are that, there might be a lot, and you are telling me that my Dodge pickup is the thing that's melting the ice caps... just let me get that straight? Maybe there's some effect from the CO2, but I would think that giant molten magma plumes conducting heat to the oceans might, just might, have more to do with heating.

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    1. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more interesting hypothesis is that such plumes could alter ocean currents, especially the thermohaline circulation which is known to be extremely sensitive to very small changes in temperature and salinity (especially at around the typical 4 degrees C of bottom water in oceans). Ocean currents have the largest terrestrial effect on climate. The behavior of such plumes is a known unknown. There are very few scientists studying the issue. Nobody has got accurate measurements at a fine enough spatial scale. Worse, we know volcanism can stop and start in short periods of much less than a decade. So, what we measure now, is not necessarily a good guide to what could happen or may have happened in the past. But just you try getting any of that past the censors...

  52. Hell is this close? Repent Sinners!! by MotoBaridi · · Score: 1

    Whoa! This sounds like HELL! I never thought it was THIS close to the surface. Guess its time I quit my wicked ways....

  53. OMG! by Larryish · · Score: 1

    So is Al Gore going to charge us for our "hot water footprint" now?

  54. Obligatory greenie quote re: California hotspot by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    A greenie, who had never heard of the naturally-occurring oil seep/hotspot, instantly predicted gloom and doom for California Condors:

    Jeff Kuyper, executive director of Los Padres ForestWatch, said he had not heard of hot spots in the oil field but was concerned about their potential effect on the nearby Sespe Condor Sanctuary and the forest's fire-prone nature. "It's just a disaster waiting to happen . . . regardless of what the cause is," he said.

    That's right, it's a disaster, no matter what! That about sums up their position re: anything remotely environmental; panic, regardless.

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  55. Not practical for energy by bobobobo · · Score: 1

    Like people have already said, just not feasible for energy use.

  56. I don't see it as censorship.. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Of course these plumes could have a huge impact on ocean currents and that could screw up the climate. Look at what La Nina and El Nino do!

    See, I don't see it as censorship per se. What's really happening is that we've long encoded scientific knowledge into the calculus and to a point we've moved beyond that into pure computer models, and our models are telling us some pretty disturbing things about the environment. Intuitively, I don't believe in these models at all, but, by the same token, I don't think we should adopt the skeptic's approach and simply ignore them. Rather, I think researchers need to refine these models so that they are more encompassing, not less, and that, if we have, more example, Hansen saying his model is the "last word", then, its easy enough to topple him - just make a better model. So, the answer is out there for skeptics - its just they have to quit being so lazy and get to work.

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  57. Did he say by IdeaMan · · Score: 1
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  58. Like censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I saw some of your "hot" posts and kinda assumed you were a hardened skeptic that global warming is measureably being caused by man-made CO2 emissions.

    Anyway, a disturbing picture from the inside of climate science research: Some very respected scientists are putting forward valid scientific criticisms of the accuracy of the global climate models that you mentioned, and proposing ways to improve the models, but they are being systematically quasi-censored by having their scientifically good papers blocked from publication in the big journals by a powerful clique of scientists like Hansen who sit as referees of the same journals and always tag-team reject such papers. Ok, it's not "censorship" in the strict sense (by govt), but you get the idea. The rejection reasons are always spurious and invalid, and superficially hashed out in scientific terms.

    So, why are they systematically blocking papers that make criticisms? The real issue is that if they allowed serious criticisms of the global climate models to appear in the big journals it would start undermining the consensus that there is any evidence that global warming is being caused by man-made CO2 emissions. That would undermine their reputations, and eventually reduce the amount of their funding. Have a look at climate researcher Anthony Watt's blog He is making serious criticisms of the global network of ground-based temperature measurements, due to the thermometer sites being continually disturbed by environmental changes, e.g. heat island effect, that are not accounted for in the models. The climate models are calibrated against these flawed (biased) ground-based temperature measurements. The satellite data show no temperature rise at all since 1970s.

    1. Re:Like censorship by tjstork · · Score: 1

      you were a hardened skeptic that global warming is measureably being caused by man-made CO2 emissions.

      Actually, I flip flop on the issue. First I thought it was crap. Then, I listen to the proponents of global warming, read up on climate modelling and what they are trying to do, and I did some simple calculations of my own and yes, the increase of CO2 in the air is reasonably caused by man and some increase in temperature can be expected from it. The question really is, how much, of both.

      What really struck me though, is that, something in space could be screwing with the earth's climate, coupled with that paper from the guy from MIT who hoped there was no life on Mars, because if there was, it was a sign of some future disaster about to hit humanity that has wiped out all life in the galaxy. A few scary science shows about the earth getting roasted by a supernova, then, reading about the lack of sunspots and now, well, I'm actually thinking man is pretty small in all of this. With that said, i do think we need to manage the atmosphere and so some carbon regulation is inevitable. But, I don't think we need the draconian solutions envisioned by the greens. Instead, we're looking at more baby steps and using the fossil fuels we have to power the economy sufficiently to develop a transportation system based on some form of energy that man stores.

      The satellite data show no temperature rise at all since 1970s.

      Actually, there is a slight rise in the satellite data, until very recently, but now, temperatures are actually falling.

      But, even if the satellite aren't calibrated, they serve as certainly a more consistent baseline as to atmospheric temperatures of the planet than a collection of thermometers in random places, and so are way more useful for monitoring trends going forward.

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  59. Lake Piru means the Devils lake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The map in TFA shows a town named Piru and Lake Piru nearby.

    The word Piru means the devil in Finnish. A coincidence?

  60. So close! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of metric loveliness and then you have to mention acres. What's an acre?!