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  1. Additional information on Pentagon Hid Magnitude of Data Loss From Recent Breach · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not the Chinese People's Liberation Army. It's the People's Liberation Army of China. The Chinese People's Liberation Army is a bunch of wankers.

  2. Re:That's what they get on Jodrell Bank May Close Down · · Score: 1

    She was holding the camera between her feet.

  3. Re:That's what they get on Jodrell Bank May Close Down · · Score: 1

    I don't have a photo of the astronomer handing me the money, but here's what I did with it: http://www.phonesexsites.co.uk/images/bigboobs1.jpg

  4. Re:Big brother is... on FBI Admits More Privacy Violations · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I see that Big Brother is modding you down too! We are doomed!

  5. Re:That's what they get on Jodrell Bank May Close Down · · Score: 1

    Silly me, I actually went there and a guy with a beard loaned me 5 bucks! I guess he didn't have the heart to tell me.

  6. Re:It's a microkernel on Microsoft Singularity Now "Open" Source · · Score: 1

    On the bandwagon? I've been using Linux since 1993. I am DRIVING the bandwagon. When I was a kid, the bandwagon resembled the bang bus. That was a really fun bandwagon, way back then.

  7. Re:It's a microkernel on Microsoft Singularity Now "Open" Source · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm modded down for making an anti-microsoft comment on Slashdot? Truly, all of you can go fuck yourselves. You can all go play minesweeper and fuck yourselves.

  8. It's a microkernel on Microsoft Singularity Now "Open" Source · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's a microkernel. This project is named singularity, but it's a collection of services. The name appears to indicate some level of suckiness.

  9. Re:Good news and bad news on A Virus that Attacks Brain Cancer · · Score: 1

    I find your preference for rabies vaguely sexy.

  10. Re:What's the point...? on Teen Phone Phreak Targeted by the FBI · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, Florida is America's giant cock! We wave it around in Fidel Castro's face. If it weren't for Florida, we'd have to wave Michigan around - it looks like a hand. But then, what state would be suited for standing guard on our Northern border, jacking off the Canadians?

    Clearly, you know NOTHING of geosexual politics.

  11. Re:Never on Creditor Objects To SCO's Plans · · Score: 1

    One can always count on the fact that even in a culture such as Slashdot, where the body of lore consists of a handful of idiotic repetitions on subjects such as grits, old people in Korea, old Yakov Smirnov jokes, or just getting to the front of the posting line, there are always some morons who do not even know that much of it.

  12. Re:Never on Creditor Objects To SCO's Plans · · Score: 4, Funny

    The fee was not $500. The fee was $699, you cock smoking tea bagger.

  13. Re: How About Focus on Evolution? on Correcting Misperceptions About Evolution · · Score: 1

    As a non-scientist, I always have to worry about what the morons think. If I make a statement that assumes evolution is true, there's always some moron to pipe up and derail the entire conversation with some comments about atheistic evolution and so on.

    You cannot just sit back and do your research. You must play your own part in making what you know available to the uneducated. Every scientist must be in their own large or small way, a public advocate for science. It's just too important.

  14. Re:Who needs it? on Where's Our Terabit Ethernet? · · Score: 1

    If I had the bandwidth I wouldn't carry my laptop to and from work. I'd just make a VMWare virtual machine with 500 gigs of disk space and shuffle a copy of that back and forth every day to computers at home and at work. And if I needed a copy of that machine somewhere else, I'd just take 30 seconds to download it.

  15. Re:One opinion on How Do You Find Programming Superstars? · · Score: 1

    Something else too. If a really good programmer working for you indicates that he wants you to give him lots of programming to do, plus steaks shoved under the door 3 times a day, then that's what you do.

    Don't try to "develop" the programmers who are doing fine and having fun thank you very much. Just give them what they ask for and stay out of their way. The best you can do is offer to mentor and develop anyone who asks. If nobody asks, don't take it personally.

  16. Re:Mistargeted law suit? on Alaskan Village Sues Over Global Warming · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey, I like your rhetorical technique, and I'll reverse it on you.

    CUNTS DENY WARMING. See? Pretty awesome argument by your standards.

  17. Let me guess on Antidepressants Work No Better Than a Placebo · · Score: 1

    Cue an anonymous poster presenting clear evidence that Scientology thought up and funded this "study" of these psychiatric drugs...

  18. Re:Well, this is good ... on Banks, Wall St. Feel Pinch from Computer Intrusion · · Score: 1

    Not always. For example, banks can't pass their losses on to me. I don't need their money.

  19. Re:I guess I dodged a bullet on Internet Pranks in Schools · · Score: 1

    Jessusss, couldn't you have just kept that insightful and information filled message to yourself? That's the kind of thing that morons write in their diaries.

  20. Re:Q&A on An Epidemic of Snooping · · Score: 1

    I also have my own answer. "So, you don't believe there's a right to privacy. OK, let's see your wife naked. Let's put a camera in your bedroom." It's a win-win because you either win the argument, or you get to see the wife's boobies.

    Alternatively, I can go around showing people MY O-face. They'll quickly start demanding that I excercise my own right to privacy.

  21. Re:Well, this is good ... on Banks, Wall St. Feel Pinch from Computer Intrusion · · Score: 1

    What about something you have? A key fob? A piece of paper with little codes on it that you use once and scratch off? Plenty of solutions to this problem. If the banks choose the solution "eat the losses" I don't really care as long as it's banks eating losses and not me.

  22. Re:bwahaha. on Gravity Lamp Grabs Green Prize · · Score: 1

    Apparently the moderators around here think the masticated bodies of tiny birds that they strain through their ass rings don't stink.

  23. Re:Who is Ralph Nader? on Ralph Nader Might Announce Run For President · · Score: 1

    Let's make it simple. No Nader, No President Bush.

  24. Re:1960s called they want their space program back on NASA Awards Space Cargo Grant · · Score: 1

    That's a sign that Disney hasn't been completely effective in turning the Russians into Americans by stealing their culture and selling it back to them in the form of animations and theme parks.

    Don't worry, with enough time we'll have people in Moscow going to a theme park where they can visit a fantastic land called "Russia."

  25. Re:bwahaha. on Gravity Lamp Grabs Green Prize · · Score: 0, Troll

    The device I use to raise the weight is powered by the bodies of tiny birds which have been mashed into a fine pulp, shoved into an acidic chemical processing device constructed of proteins, and then extruded into a bowl of water.